Sal and Chris FINALLY Kiss | Sal Vulcano & Chris Distefano Present: Hey Babe! | EP 19

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[@gabriellecarbone8426]

Yesssss can’t wait for the peanut butter!!!

[@ericaritchie4920]

I've had Jif Peanutbutter, but I've never had Saratoga!

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[@mattnara4917]

Finally!!! I am so excited for hey babe peanut butter!!!!!

[@rage-quit69]

Taste buds..... Taste buds. Wait. Wrong pod my bad. Talkin bout the foods they hate Talkin bout the foods they like $$$$$$$$

[@chrisdcomedy]

LEMME MAKE 1 THING CLEAR WHEN WE KISSED MY HEART ALMOST EXPLODED!!! YASSSSSSSS SHOUT OUT TOM BRADY!

[@Gen7486]

SPOILER ALERT YASSSS

[@ChUbBs2762]

Pure emotion!!

[@lesterngwenya5205]

🤣🤣🤣

[@MR-pc9jd]

Hottest thing I've seen in a minute

[@kylereid842]

But also Patrick Mahomes and the Kansas City Chiefs

[@tenags0708]

Whenever Chris says “Did I ever tell you this?” You know it’s going to be amazing

[@Sfeliciano4]

@Es Emtee So true!!!

[@AgendaInMind]

So the least corrupt countries who held their citizens hostage for the shortest amount of time had the lowest Boogey Virus rates. Of course.... because people don’t get sick from germs, they get sick from being scared and upset about something that happened in their lives. Enter the worldwide FEAR CAMPAIGN. The Germ Theory was never actually proven to be 100% accurate, yet the trillion dollar medical industry is entirely based on that theory. What's the CAUSE of death in people with this "virus"? Does their brain explode? Does their heart stop beating? The CAUSE of death is still pneumonia. Pneumonia is not something you can "catch". It's a biological result of being "scared to death" of something which is exactly what the media has done to people dumb enough to watch them. You've heard the term "Worried sick". That's because your BRAIN causes you to become sick due to the stress it is perceiving! Why do you think young kids aren't getting the Boogey Virus? Because they aren't sitting in front of the news being scared to death because they're too young to understand a Fear Campaign. These pathetic "experts" just make shit it up to explain their narrative as they go. First they tell you kids bring home every illness from school because they're not "exposed" to enough things, then they say somehow they're immune to a Boogey Virus? Does anyone have common sense?! You don't show the symptoms of "disease" until you stop being panicked and afraid. These symptoms usually show up 1-2 weeks after you've relaxed and resolved the upsetting event. There's no such thing that some diseases you can "catch", but not all. It's not that complex! If you can't "catch" cancer, diabetes, MS, arthritis, etc., from other people, then you can't "catch" colds, flu and Boogey Viruses. So governments around the world are CAUSING fear frights in everyone based on an unproven THEORY by one man, Louis Pasteur, who redacted his claim of the germ theory on his death bed, yet no one listened. So of course, when everyone is allowed to escape the hostage situation the governments have put their people into, and they start relaxing about the Boogey Virus, that's not in any way transmissible, they will begin their healing phase (get sick), and believe they then have it, and more panic will ensue as well as martial law. The longer people allow this government to hold them hostage in their homes, the more severe the "sickness" will be. Can anyone put 2 and 2 together to figure out what I'm saying?? Western Medicine is pure fraud, and people's lives are destroyed because of it. There's no critical thinking anymore. People think they're educated because they've memorized the lies they've been told for 100 years.

[@JGreen-tb6ke]

I can't stand his bullshit stories that hold zero truth

[@JGreen-tb6ke]

@Colin McLeod thank god I'm not the only one. His stories are useless garbage, way too many lies

[@rskooma]

“A lie”

[@2542lauren]

when they seamlessly segway from grown men in masks, to two old russian women in babushkas, to two blindfolded dudes talking amongst themselves

[@joshbless4188]

I legit LOL’d every time they switched

[@feartheword]

Babushkas 😂 I miss my Baba

[@Ertdoinn]

I feel like they just evolved podcasts

[@natalietamar]

Segue*

[@EdgyProductions]

I was listening only and had to rewatch the whole thing. These guys keep the fresh visuals for a pod.

[@connorboyce5830]

Sal asks, "are you reading this?" While they are both blind folded 😂😂

[@nathanmcnamee3587]

I will never get over: 1- The crazy stories throughout Chris’ life 2- The laugh Sal does at every story

[@dylanlundgren3430]

well...most of them are made up and that’s obvious

[@raymer63]

@@dylanlundgren3430 it's called comedy babe

[@dylanlundgren3430]

@@raymer63 well aware....but he just takes the same 10 stories on every podcast he does, forgets or changes a part and it’s just that over and over

[@JGreen-tb6ke]

Chris's lie stories are getting annoying. Sounds like a kid trying to come up with a cartoon.

[@JGreen-tb6ke]

@@raymer63 it's not funny though. They're just lies

[@wateronfeathers]

“I would’ve raised him with the same amount of love I swear to you” 🤣🤣🤣

[@huckleberrylachow2202]

since this podcast came out i’ve been greeting every person i see with a “hey babe”

[@NoPreshNetwork]

HEY BABE!!!! YASSSSSSS

[@TheKaleighWelch]

Same. I used to hate the term “babe” and now everyone is babe.

[@fzzypurpleturtle]

I say babe way too much anymore 🤣 I'm a stay at home mom in indiana. It doesn't hit the same when I say it 🤣

[@gerardleyland9267]

100% true. Can’t help myself. Hey babes

[@benjidog1514]

Me too, babe

[@2542lauren]

I love that we just... aren’t addressing the masks 😂

[@wateronfeathers]

And the scarves???

[@dominiquee901]

@@wateronfeathers I didn’t even notice the scarves lmfaooo

[@realemail2459]

And the overt lack of pillows

[@travistaylor7209]

What masks?

[@jettaraison1076]

@@travistaylor7209 The Sal masks over their faces 🤣😂😅

[@brianavalencia851]

this podcast is so good, its like thursday morning therapy

[@NoPreshNetwork]

YASSSSSS BABE THERAPY IS IN SESSION!!!!

[@ewitty]

41:06 Sal: “I don’t remember his exact navel.” LMAOOOO Sal, you have such a way with words that poetry goes to bed jealous at night at the thought of your wordcraft.

[@devontamosley4487]

Phil Collins: 🎵I can feel it coming in the air tonight🎵 Chris & Sal: 🎵Hey babe🎵

[@jennhansonxlove]

Chrissy: yeah you know Sal, my friend for like 20 years. Chrissy’s dad: from Bon Jovi? Chrissy: yeah dad, yeah

[@amianlione8070]

Looool

[@andrewtruex]

"Are you reading this?" **Close up on Chris with his scarf as a blindfold**

[@dakkota9404]

When the camera turned to Chris and he had the scarf over his face, I never laughed harder

[@ab-jf2re]

Just so casually 😂

[@adammarchand1162]

Im gonna show this to my friends kids and tell them it's birdbox.

[@adelmasto]

Fucking dead lmao

[@chrisdcomedy]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW LMAO

[@adammarchand1162]

@@chrisdcomedy YAAAAAAAAAAA

[@indigoviperlondon8838]

You win the comments section. 🏆

[@joshstiles8476]

"are you reading this" as they both are wearing blindfolds lol

[@dominicpira7462]

I love how it’s April and they still saying congrats to Tom Brady😂

[@munchkiedoo]

And fast forward to them still shouting out on July 1. 😂

[@danielleinfante5086]

I have a crush on both Sal & Chris but in different ways lmao it’s the humor for meee 🤣

[@vdubxyz]

18:55 "You're throwing B's at me, babe." Outstanding callback! 👏👏👏

[@pj937]

Imagine just listening to the podcast and not realizing they're blindfolded and wearing Sal's face for half the episode

[@jamierudzinski8851]

Hahhahah I only just now realized they did this after listening to it while driving last week hahha

[@farahslotegraaf4360]

ME! I was driving to pick someone up and at some point I had to park and wait 10 minutes and pulled up the KZbin video. I was laughing so hard when I found out they were doing this 😂

[@kaylacamille2103]

I literally cried so many times during this episode. 🤣😭🤣😭 They are too much. 😂

[@liamleonard9120]

19:16 Sal: did you just read that? Chris: no Meanwhile both are blindfolded 😂😂

[@AM-wt2ul]

Chrissy apologizing for the pointy pillow is the best. 😂

[@Thelexappeal2]

I love the transition of their styles. It flows SO SO naturally. Like I’m crying in the office trying to muffle my laughter this shit is hilarious

[@ewitty]

19:16 “cinnaMON is the main ingredient in cinnaBON” bruhhh I’m howling! The way CC says it so seriously and without pause got me dying. The confidence this man displays in all things, including misinformation, is nothing short of inspiring. 💀😭😂😂😂

[@loganmatthewolson99]

And then right after sal asks “are you reading this?” Chris: “no” While they’re both blindfolded😂😂😂

[@brianburns8931]

That whole Cinnabon conversation was absolutely absurd - loved every second 😂😂

[@DesignByKirk]

i wish i had the capacity to laugh ay such things like this. if you're reading comments like this that you wish you could relate to know this: you're not alone.

[@audrello]

Sal, with his head wrapped in a burberry print scarf like a village babushka, is everything to me.

[@riosl0573]

THURSDAY IS FOR THE BABESSS 🥳

[@NoPreshNetwork]

ALWAYS BABE YASSSSS

[@tronbrown6108]

Homeless Pimp with the camera push ins has me dying

[@chrisdcomedy]

SHOUT OUT THP

[@huckleberrylachow2202]

jesus christ when they both blindfold themselves lmaoo i’m dying

[@jourdynm9353]

I’m not too sure, but there’s something about the way that chris tells stories... I just can’t believe him. Ever. 🤣

[@rockurstyle]

I was HOWLING at the Cinnabon bit! SAL!! 😂 Why did Chris put the scarf over his eyes?!?! Omg I love everything about this

[@josephknuth5669]

This show is the embodiment of stream of consciousness in the best way possible. I feel like each episode is just another part of one long podcast

[@brianavalencia851]

i like how every thursday morning, at 8am, sal and chris tell me ''hey babe'' 😩

[@mylifeinaburger9556]

SAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEE

[@HeyImJWB]

I only listen to the audio version of the pod at work, finally watching a video version & Im far from disappointed. This is spectacular LMAO

[@taliapires7487]

This Phil Collins story is my favorite Chris Distefano story by far😂😂😂😂 HEY BABE!!!

[@MizzWezt]

It should be illegal we only get 1 episode of these BABES! 🌟

[@catiebabe]

these professional babes are always synchronized in singing “hey babe” in any song even if it’s completely out of the blue. true talent

[@inwardpod]

True babes

[@zaltonian]

After the basement break in story , I now become mildly anxious and nervous that when Sal starts a story we may not ever hear the ending.

[@jameshenderson1498]

Can we all just take a moment to appreciate Sal’s commitment to “Jokers” to go by PRINCE HERB by everyone, going forward?

[@raquelapplegate82]

I love how spontaneously Chris kissed Sal so sweetly and Sal was just like, “Yeah” 🤣. Love these two 🤟🏻🤗

[@juicefizz9235]

is there anything more wholesome then hearing pimpy’s little laugh after some of the jokes 😂💙

[@theprodigalstranger5259]

Chris "did I ever tell you?" Sal "no" everytime

[@dealy475]

On a beach in Mexico right now but make no mistake, you know I can’t miss the babes

[@ks.nicole]

When the scarf goes over Chris’ eyes after doing a slow mo close up on Sal for the Cinnabon rant. I lost it.

[@de_nell]

any quiet moments in my life have now been filled by the voices of Sal & Chris, oh excuse me, Prince Herb & Chris

[@maggierolseth2375]

Chrissy “I’ll Never Forget” DiStefano

[@rynecology]

The random changes with the masks and scarves is... hilarious lol I like that there's no acknowledging any of it.

[@wh0aheavy]

What if this is someone's first episode of Hey Babe 😂😂

[@DMB088]

What a lucky sob they would be

[@vanessakappel7070]

my first epi was last week 🤪

[@trishav36]

It was my second 😂

[@chrisdcomedy]

OH GOD DIDNT THINK OF THAT!!!! SHIT

[@DesignByKirk]

as long as they arent under 18, i dont see a problem

[@huckleberrylachow2202]

i love how detailed the description is

[@filmblooms]

i am just CONVINCED that chris has lived 200 different lives and he's actually an ancient immortal being in disguise.

[@jamesm28]

Oh shit, these guys make me laugh every day! The scarf blindfolds..ha! Shout out to Chris and Sal.

[@nonoahhh]

Chrissys garden story 🤣🤣🤣 shout out Tampa Tony , Vinnie and Baby Donald

[@mckenziekelly4802]

NO MASK. I absolutely NEED to see yalls facial expressions. They are EVERYTHING!

[@triley3187]

"Phil are you with us?" 😂😂😂😂

[@D-A-K]

“I thought I needed to book passage to get Cinnabon access “

[@geoffreywitt7281]

This has sky rocketed towards the top of the podcast game. Look forward to this every week. Their stories about knicks games alone have me dying

[@kanifalam7835]

Make no mistake Chrissy slept at Sal's house for a week so they could record 10 episodes before LA

[@jordonlittle5]

Sal laughing at Chris’s MSG story is priceless😂

[@mylifeinaburger9556]

I can’t with the scarfs🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭

[@therealunicornselene]

I'm loving the babushka babe look

[@mylifeinaburger9556]

@@therealunicornselene that’s EXACTLY what I was thinking

[@therealunicornselene]

@@mylifeinaburger9556 make no mistake, the scarf over the eyes look was pretty hot

[@mylifeinaburger9556]

@@therealunicornselene like, birdbox could NEVER

[@therealunicornselene]

@@mylifeinaburger9556 I would like to blame the title of the video and the thumbnail for putting me in that frame of mind to begin with but _that would be a lie_

[@Frank-yg5bk]

I've been listening to this as my background show in my podcast app while I do chores for the last month, and I could never have guessed I was missing all of this visual chaos in the video form.

[@ChazzPalminteriShow]

I knew you two were gonna kiss. I KNEW IT!

[@lesterngwenya5205]

Legend! Respect from South Africa sir 🇿🇦

[@lexelex1399]

Loved watching you Law and Order Organized crime last week!

[@nickthomas7193]

That should be a merch shirt. Sal's face on Brady when he threw the trophy and Chris face on the Football part of the Lombardi trophy. Hey Babe.

[@nataliestephens2861]

I love that they still cut the camera to Sal, when no expressions can be seen 😂

[@farahslotegraaf4360]

RIGHT 😂

[@samkRN612]

The Cinnabon talk has me dying, thank you so much! 🤣🙏🏼🤣🙏🏼

[@Vespux]

41:05 "I don't remember his exact navel" Prince Herb, 2021

[@evananthony2337]

This is HANDS DOWN the best podcast out. There’s no debate.

[@joshmckee13]

This is the only podcasts that consistently makes me laugh so hard that I cry. I love that they never addressed the masks 😂

[@karlipruitt5458]

I love how I would look away for like 10 seconds and they changed the way they look somehow 😂

[@nikkisturnialo5187]

Love the way sal sings

[@alexissabalza5460]

That whole cinna-mon bit was HILARIOUS!

[@adamoreilly6337]

Here in England it's just after 4pm and this laughfest comes on 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

[@clareflattery8720]

The fact that it’s starting with a Phil Collins story... you know it’s gonna be a good episode! 😂

[@jessicastanley678]

i found this podcast because of that tiktok lol best thing to clean my house to lol

[@hskkjw]

had a super stressful week and nothing cures stress better than hey babe!!! Thursday are my new favorite days of the week, love you guys!!!!

[@barter1070]

I love how they’re not acknowledging the Sal masks

[@Crystals.Choice]

The cinnabon shit took me all the way out I was fucking dying 😆

[@Chris-P]

32:30 The boys finally got their own peanut butter!

[@angelgarretson4146]

i love the beginning of every episode specifically for the music remixes to hey babe

[@kylereid842]

This podcast gets better every week

[@GuiGonJohn]

The editing on these are amazing. " i believe he has mever eaten a strawbery." Hard cut to a zoom in on sals face. That subtle shit is fuckin awesome

[@alexmalzeke4649]

I love how audio listeners will never know the headwear transitions happened

[@daleoriane6974]

ive been watching this podcast for months and I just realized its a clean skit

[@jonathanpitts9444]

Muting my teachers and playing this instead is my favorite thing to do on Thursdays 😂

[@Savage_Gambino]

😂 I cackled at the Cinnabon back and forth bit 18:04

[@angiegonzalez52311]

I’m sure Joe DeRosa is thrilled that you’re talking about food & food tastings on this one 🙊❤️

[@chrisdcomedy]

SHOUT OUT JOEY ROSES!!!!

[@JesterJames22]

Dude the whole "mon" bit went on FOREVER lol

[@brookethomsen7759]

They should do that Tik tok trend with the scarves covering their heads in a vehicle or in this case just sitting on the couch.

[@MzShortyHunny]

That kiss at the end has me weak!!!!! It was heartfelt and sincere! Love you guys!

[@zombiefisting544]

Love the pod guys lol the talk of piercings reminded me of when I was a sophomore in high school this girl I was dating told me I'd look good with a earing and like a dummy I attempted piercing my ear waking my bro up with a needle in my ear trying to make it work then it got infected and a freand took it out in class hurt so bad lol

[@diehardoutdoors]

Some podcast upload and you save them for later and some you click right away! Then there are ones like this u wait all week for!!! Let’s go! Hey babe!

[@jmr4255]

God this podcast is just too good. Every single week feels like Christmas lol

[@KriSSberddy]

Saw the title and clicked so fast..

[@tiredgrandpa8671]

“I don’t want to deviate.... but let me just bring up...” 😂😂😂 I love this podcast so much.

[@Merp974]

Laughing so hard at dissecting the meaning of Cinnabon while blindfolded 😂😂

[@chuffage]

Absolutely howling watching these two plumbs conducting a podcast with scarfs wrapped around their faces 😂😂😂. Lemon and cinnamon Cinnabon

[@MB-td5wd]

We need a petition for sal to be the next joker. That laugh is something else 😂

[@nq6508]

That Cinnabon sounding like Cinnamon convo was hilarious.

[@syntheticgrl]

make no mistake, as soon as I got the notification I clicked it

[@karinacabral5778]

I lost it when the camera showed Chris with the scarf over his eyes

[@boriqualeo92]

Wondering if I should be proud or concerned that the stories of Tony Bon Jovi’s antics are pretty on par with my own father’s 🤔 lol Happy Thursday, Babes!!