"You may be smart, kid, but I've been smart longer." I see what you did there.
@Lizzie-jz5rc8 жыл бұрын
hihihihihihihi yeah XDXDXD
@guul668 жыл бұрын
Elisa Flemer Vlog You've read the book?
@Lizzie-jz5rc8 жыл бұрын
+Alar Rõigas Yup
@Raziffalyan8 жыл бұрын
Just googled it, but I don't remember that part in the book lool
@guul668 жыл бұрын
Me neither, I read it so long ago.
@BattleRAAD9 жыл бұрын
Still hard to believe that this is the guy that wrote The Fault in Our Stars.
@joellaz98369 жыл бұрын
He does seem too smart to have written such a shit book.
@shadowsgate09 жыл бұрын
+Joella Z I loved every second of that book, still my favorite to date
@joellaz98369 жыл бұрын
Kian Najmechi You haven't read enough books.
@shadowsgate09 жыл бұрын
Joella Z to each their own, but the books criticism of nihlism vs existentialism and highlighting of stigmatisation was something I personally loved.
@davewolcott95199 жыл бұрын
Did not believe you googled it it's true
@imienazwisko65277 жыл бұрын
"You can tell the quality of a historian by the amount of globes he or she owns". -John Green
@SeekPsychiatricHelp5 жыл бұрын
When you’re watching this on the smart board in school and they start “skoodilypooping”
@jagatjeetsingh89024 жыл бұрын
What does that mean??
@FarhatC288 жыл бұрын
If anyone is as curious as I am, the cuneiform written on the chalkboard can be decoded as the word 'NERD' :D
@dhartmahmed508 жыл бұрын
Thanks
@viktornerlander14098 жыл бұрын
I was actually wondering about that, thanks!
@kaifuula8 жыл бұрын
how did we ever decipher this code?
@weeabo5ever8458 жыл бұрын
XD
@nicklass8428 жыл бұрын
This was the only reason why i scrolled to the comments.
@kaigankaya8 жыл бұрын
"Unless, wait for it.... You're the Mongols." Jeez, those guys are everywhere.
@renren27408 жыл бұрын
from what film was that Mongol's cutscene has been taken?
@sakketin8 жыл бұрын
P. Tjandra The Mongols and I'm not even kidding😁 You will find it by searching the Mongols 1961
@subutaynoyan53728 жыл бұрын
They conquered from Chine to Hungary in less then a half century. So they were everywhere.
@mrgold33508 жыл бұрын
reminds me of..........mangos XD
@tissakz85267 жыл бұрын
Well considering they were close to taking over the whole world as a civilization at that time
@Rad09057 жыл бұрын
People say he talks too fast... Boi I got an AP test in 2 days and I got the video on x2 speed!
@jaid-eraide74037 жыл бұрын
Star Wars Greats did it help
@willsmith47767 жыл бұрын
Star Wars Greats, man what's with all these people and their AP classes? I feel like a total failure cause I just coasted my way through high school and took all the easy classes :/ ADHD sucks
@timotheduermael73657 жыл бұрын
What is AP ?
@user-nw9oi7se8s7 жыл бұрын
Timothé DUERMAEL Its a Subject in the Philippines AP Araling Panlipunan
@monicareif35397 жыл бұрын
I have one in the morning....
@Mike2Gud4 жыл бұрын
other people: I've gotta study for my AP test me: I liKe ThE FunNy WHitE MaN
@autumn78094 жыл бұрын
I feel very seen
@locke40497 жыл бұрын
How is no one talking about this mans blue steel? Lol there was some serious commitment there. I got a good laugh, Bravo sir.
@corettaha78555 жыл бұрын
Lazarus 303 I never think of him as looking skinny until blue steel
@douglasfulmer54837 жыл бұрын
I researched Mesopotamia in 5th grade or maybe 7th, and since then I have always had a huge passion in history. I like CrashCourse but I wish it had source references.
@jzee959 жыл бұрын
am i the only one watching these videos because they are interesting and not because of an exam ?
@oliviamarx21439 жыл бұрын
No!😉
@andersschmich86009 жыл бұрын
+Jaimeett Sodhi No
@si-nd8wc9 жыл бұрын
+Jaimeett Sodhi same... also john green so why not
@JoePescisAngryCousin9 жыл бұрын
+Jaimeett Sodhi No. Can some people actually pass collage exams with these videos?
@JoePescisAngryCousin9 жыл бұрын
Its like... You got my username... and said it back to me... as an insult... that's the wittiest fucking thing I've ever seen online. Someone get him a nobel prize for clever and insightful shit said in a youtube comment section! Congrats sir, you've passed the test: YOU HAVE BEATEN THE INTERNET! *confetti explosions followed by balloons trailing from the ceiling*
@superfire64634 жыл бұрын
Did he just not spoil a 1000+ year old poem? The absolute legend
@marissamoreno31469 жыл бұрын
watching all the world history crash course videos to study for my AP world history test... John Green has taught me wayyy more than my actual teacher
@alons1000jerk9 жыл бұрын
S͞͞o͞͞o͞͞o͞͞o͞͞o͞͞ t͞͞r͞͞u͞͞e͞͞ 😭
@larissanokomis77199 жыл бұрын
+Marissa Moreno same! omg why wont they teach us better i need laughter in my life to learn this stuff!
@marisoldelmgh15359 жыл бұрын
+lily haynes Yesss!!!😭😭😭
@Viktir1239 жыл бұрын
+Marissa Moreno Because the school systems, especially in USA, are fucked up and you will learn more by researching the facts on your own outside of the schooling systems nowadays. KZbin is a great teacher as long as you have a credible source making the video. Peace.
@_Singularity_9 жыл бұрын
+Marissa Moreno I have the best teacher. We don't get grades, he believes homework constrains students so he just looks for improvement and evidence of effort so we put together portfolios to show him. He's all about stepping outside your comfort zone and failing, and at the end of the year you decide your grade based off of what you think you deserve.
@laubrocaneli6 жыл бұрын
"Oh younger version of myself, how I hate you" LMAO
@hunterrobinson66354 жыл бұрын
@Menilek Mulugeta Yeah
@MustaphaGaming8 жыл бұрын
Hammurabi or as I remember it from my high school history class, Harambe.
@HarrisCodini8 жыл бұрын
That's exactly what we said
@WhiteBloggerBlackSpecs8 жыл бұрын
illuminati confirmed
@jgonascar8 жыл бұрын
Dicks Out for Hammurabi
@keonsohn8 жыл бұрын
Hammurabi's Chode
@michal._.23938 жыл бұрын
Mustapha SAME
@channinghay80045 жыл бұрын
boutta watch all 42 of these before the AP test tomorrow:)
@zolaliz40005 жыл бұрын
yup yup me too
@bighorngaming82025 жыл бұрын
Don't forget part 2 Edit: just realized how screwed we are
@zolaliz40005 жыл бұрын
Bighorn Gaming I had a similar realization after I fell asleep while watching the videos cuz I’m so tired from studying
@kilIlmydoubt5 жыл бұрын
same omg, i’m watching this while doing the princeton review book 😭
@JustLoki355 жыл бұрын
Same
@winonaponce84386 жыл бұрын
“But I’ve been smart longer” KILLED ME
@Breyerlover4ever236 жыл бұрын
*I sure hope your college girlfriend doesn't see these videos.*
@VampiresAreRealGuys5 жыл бұрын
plz explain i never went to college
@VampiresAreRealGuys5 жыл бұрын
nvm i got it later in the video
@channel-sophisticated-sophie5 жыл бұрын
lol
@S4NoctiS5 жыл бұрын
Too late now...
@pieniaurinko9 жыл бұрын
Actually the 'eye for an eye' concept was pretty revolutionary and great. Before, you took your enemies eye because he'd taken your eye because your father had taken his brothers eye because... well, you get the point. Blood feuds were common, and for punishments not only you, but the next generations paid. So *one* eye for *one* eye sounds pretty great and just in comparison, doesn't it?
@genevaperez87129 жыл бұрын
+pieniaurinko but the problem is the whole "kill your son, kill my son thing," which implies that people could be owned just as much as one's own body parts.
@pieniaurinko9 жыл бұрын
Geneva Perez I was pointing out that the concept was progressive *for that time and society*, not that it would be particularly progressive and/or 'enlightened' today.
@genevaperez87129 жыл бұрын
+pieniaurinko i know, just pointing out the other side of things. sorry if that was considered "spamming."
@pieniaurinko9 жыл бұрын
Geneva Perez No, no problem. English isn't my first language; I hope I dodn't sound too cross. Anyways, we were both a little off - I read an article just today by a theologist, who says that all of these quotes are both out of context and do not translate very well. In this case, he said, the wording was important, as it was put down in phrases commonly used back then. Properly translated into phrases we understand today it says that the (monetary) payback should be of the same value as what was taken and/or damaged. Which is really the same system we use now, paying reparation/compensation.
@blugaledoh26697 жыл бұрын
pieniaurinko Nah, it really doesn't.
@Childress256 жыл бұрын
I know I’m very late to the game here, but I just wanted to say that these videos are the Blue’s Clues of history videos. And I mean that as the highest form of compliment.
@historygeek83947 жыл бұрын
9:15 "Cut off their appendages, especially their noses. . ." So Voldemort was one of the rebels. . .
@nosypoppy2 жыл бұрын
I can't believe I'm in university and still watching these old CrashCourse videos because they are the best
@akshatrajan9 жыл бұрын
No Uranium in Mesopotamia? I see what you did there.
@cyrusaugustus46409 жыл бұрын
+Joe Holland Je joke is that ancient Mesopotamia is in modern Iraq and the US claimed Iraq had uranium and bombs
@robert_wigh8 жыл бұрын
,
@benlyman78808 жыл бұрын
+Joe Holland oh baby
@justAguyDs7 жыл бұрын
Joe Holland lel
@sjappiyah40716 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@hazelnoot28655 жыл бұрын
If there are 42 episodes in this series, and they are roughly 10 minutes each, then that's 420 minutes. I have to watch 7 hours of video because I'll fail my AP exam otherwise
@idk-oe5ql5 жыл бұрын
Dude. Same. I know it's like a week away but 7 hours is alot. Good luck to both of us.
@mka48525 жыл бұрын
Can I get some of that luck too 😫
@matthew19925 жыл бұрын
I’m taking it one Thursday wish me luck
@dancingsun25 жыл бұрын
Me too man, me too
@kimititan26585 жыл бұрын
Same.
@Botanifiles9 жыл бұрын
We just got a letter, We just got a letter, We just got a letter, I wonder who it's from
@Viktir1239 жыл бұрын
+Pike You Deez nuts. Hyahyahya.
@rynsawyer41859 жыл бұрын
+Pike You OMG that was my fav TV show as a kid!
@noahterrell59347 жыл бұрын
Pike You KONO DIO DA
@RobynRLiden7 жыл бұрын
You thought your first kiss would be with Gilgamesh but it was me, Enkidu!
@deacon64537 жыл бұрын
Assyria has declared war on you
@alkiskosh65368 жыл бұрын
I think that the Mesopotamia civilization is neglected by the Western media I watched several movies, for example, Greek and Egyptian civilization and the Romans and the Jews But I did not see any film regards Mesopotamia civilization
@inannawarka17518 жыл бұрын
+alkis kosh I know especially since Mesopotamia influenced all those civilizations.
@CoolieCoolster8 жыл бұрын
+alkis kosh This is technically western media :P
@namingisdifficult4088 жыл бұрын
+Ram Bam Agreed I feel that learning history in the United States is based on how America relates to conflict, especially in the west. This needs to change.
@alexs.58718 жыл бұрын
Rogue Qall That's not really true. Ancient China is always fawned over, Egypt as well and in Europe the Native Americans are talked about in school as well, but not Mesopotamia.
@Nemoticon8 жыл бұрын
Ram Bam We have to admit though, there's only so much history you can squeeze into a lesson... the largest and most influential cultures will always take priority. But in general information for the average person to look up in their personal time, all areas should be covered. It's great that channels like this and others too, do try and cover the spread.
@diannetaylor202111 жыл бұрын
I taught art history for over 20 years at a university. I wish these videos had been available when I taught. Fun and informative. And perfect for kids who are used to multitasking.
@cdimattcdimatt39925 жыл бұрын
Uruk 2:10 Cuneiform 4:11 " the hammer of abi " 6:30
@sapphisworld9 жыл бұрын
Ah finals week has returned, and with it brings a whole new group of young historians cramming for finals. Cram on my fellow World historians, and may the history gods smile upon you. unless of course you're a mongol......
@lucasg50218 жыл бұрын
Anybody else have the AP test tomorrow and just marathoning Crash Course?
@jazminealaniz18268 жыл бұрын
Yess!!😂Good luck
@moonkid31328 жыл бұрын
+LucasLetsPlays thats actually me right now
@claytamplin50878 жыл бұрын
+LucasLetsPlays Yes lmao
@Luckman8518 жыл бұрын
Who isn't?
@Madwolfgal4258 жыл бұрын
I am! I lost my review book and am a bit too lazy to re-read chapters I skipped, that number being in the teens, so crash-course is pretty much my only fall back. Good luck dear fellow AP World History student!
@DaniMorganCharity9 жыл бұрын
the pronunciation difference of all these terms between John and my social studies teacher is ridiculous 😂😂
@jay-mq9sd5 жыл бұрын
good luck to all you boys and girls taking the test tomorrow 🤙🏼😔
@19AdiTube5 жыл бұрын
Lmao u too
@Ilikecats7315 жыл бұрын
u too
@aden71755 жыл бұрын
Lol
@aden71755 жыл бұрын
I’m just practicing
@kattlol79845 жыл бұрын
I have a test tomorrow and an assignment that was due today (I got a extra day cause everyone else got a trash grade) IM DYIN HERE
@skylaradams92768 жыл бұрын
2 days till my exam ..... time to binge watch all these videos XD
@syd67468 жыл бұрын
That's what we all should do.
@neh74188 жыл бұрын
I'm going through the same thing today 😀
@heyiwantacoolusernametoo38358 жыл бұрын
Does that actually help? How do you remember anything from a video clip though
@neh74188 жыл бұрын
It just works man. It also depends if the person can pick up easily...it just works.
@heyiwantacoolusernametoo38358 жыл бұрын
thank you for the clarification man -._.-
@MauroEnfermoDeLepra10 жыл бұрын
I can't wait for the episode where he actually talks about the mongols
@Mathemusician9710 жыл бұрын
Episode 17 of World History, I think, is when he talks about the Mongols.
@rogernelson83537 жыл бұрын
"You may be smart but I've been smart longer" -Dr.Hyde Looking for Alaska
@rogernelson83537 жыл бұрын
My favorite book of all time
@Abu_Haydar3136 жыл бұрын
Iraqi Babylonian here, from middle of Mesopotamia 🌹🇮🇶 وين حبايبي العراقيين ؟ 🌹
@LionKing-ew9rm6 жыл бұрын
Tiger 73 سلامٌ علیکم یا اخی😊
@abdullahomar85286 жыл бұрын
Me too 🇮🇶
@justifiedcrusader68686 жыл бұрын
Assyrian over here
@joorified5 жыл бұрын
same
@mesopotamiankurdishgirl63405 жыл бұрын
Sorry but arabs are not mesopotamian arabs are from the arabian penesula originally kurds are true mesopotamians
@kaitlyngardner447810 жыл бұрын
I'm getting real tired of people complaining about the same thing. 1-) if he is speaking too fast, then tough shit. Get over it. 2-) If you're still going to comment on how he's talking too fast you can change the setting on the video for it to slow down. 3-) if you don't like his teaching style, guess what??? YOU DONT HAVE TO WATCH THE VIDEO. Move on with your life.
@jaggerjdm97877 жыл бұрын
Kaitlyn Gardner Exactly!
@kimmiedee14707 жыл бұрын
I concur, and I actually thought he was Awesomely Awesome!!!
@meeshymaladroit5 жыл бұрын
Omg “because they made a scoodlypoopin video and put it on the internet” 🤣
@andrealong49484 жыл бұрын
Michelle Isaac the old in me appreciated that it was based on One Night in Paris, AKA Paris Hilton’s sex tape...
@lockek887810 жыл бұрын
Very useful video. As a history teacher in Thailand teaching bilingual Thai students I've found that these shows help me gain a better understanding of the period I'm teaching while at the same time I find it disappointing that I can't use these videos to help educate my students unless they are played in slow motion at the rate of about 1 tenth of the current speed... If you ever decide to take the opposite approach and make a simplified 'Crash Course' it would effectively put me out of business but I think my students would like it and benefit from it haha. Good luck and keep the vids coming!
@ZER0X12064 жыл бұрын
Who else is here because they have to watch this video for History or Social Studies class because of quarantine?
@rzaleiya4 жыл бұрын
same!
@madd82144 жыл бұрын
yep socials!
@josephherrmann66394 жыл бұрын
same m8
@mynameisnobody29394 жыл бұрын
Well I don't have anything to do that's why I'm watching this video.
@hvonsus57254 жыл бұрын
nah fam I’m here because the AP test is tomorrow and I’m cramming
@middleeasternvibes79814 жыл бұрын
Iraq... You may have died in these ages... But your history is still alive in our hearts... 🇮🇶❤️🇦🇹
@hassaniraq26644 жыл бұрын
I am from mesopotamia ❤
@DissectingTitanic8 жыл бұрын
*Finds out he wrote Fault in our Stars* NO...THAT'S NOT TRUE. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
@namingisdifficult4088 жыл бұрын
Write Fault in Our Stars, he did
@namingisdifficult4088 жыл бұрын
.
@jack_of_the_cards6 жыл бұрын
HE WROTE OTHER BOOKS TOO!!!!
@LunarRaevyn9 жыл бұрын
I'm here because I was just studying stuff on Khan Academy when I saw this whole series on there XD On a binge watch now
@maxjacobs61889 жыл бұрын
Lol me too
@jexonsorto35427 жыл бұрын
Hinata Hajime same
@sashashetty38857 жыл бұрын
Same
@rileydehart86537 жыл бұрын
Khan Academy Squad. xD
@etiennefolliot42337 жыл бұрын
Same 😂
@ritumeena35124 жыл бұрын
Humph. So here are the differences between (theories around) IVC and Mesopotamia: 1. IVC had no social order, Mesopotamia had. Ironic given that India practices Caste System. 2. Mesopotamia built temples and architectures, IVC built The Great Bath. Makes sense given the ritual importance associated with water bodies. 3. IVC had no taxes, Mesopotamia on the other hand. Similarities: 1. Concept of Divine King. 2. Establishment concentrated around rivers.
@SlyPearTree8 жыл бұрын
I just started watching this series because I've been reading The Penguin History of the World 6th Edition by J.M. Roberts and O.A. Westad. I love world history but my mind does tend to wander when learning about it as there is so much connections to other areas of knowledge including history of other place and people. It is fascinating to follow the progress of an animal who's two main characteristic hardly seem plausible in one animal: Humans are individualistic pack animals. This might be why our two favourite pets are cats and dogs as they represent this duality. I subscribed to crash course when you started the physic series, I now see that I have been missing out.
@jasndava5 жыл бұрын
3:58 I feel like I wasn’t supposed to see that
@jas33207 жыл бұрын
anyone else cramming for ap world?
@wilensgalette22534 жыл бұрын
“Why do I like taxes? Because before taxes the only certainty was death” 💀
@liannapfister82558 жыл бұрын
Skootlypooping is my new favorite word. 😊
@nickf78958 жыл бұрын
Lianna Pfister I know my teacher showed us this video and my class started the trend. Of the schoodilypoops XD
@NipunChamikaraWeerasiri8 жыл бұрын
Delta Cuber skoodilypooping*
@jessiemayfield67496 жыл бұрын
Skootllypooping? Didn't know that was a thing
@shoukifong7 жыл бұрын
thank you for all the FREE education and all the effort your team put into the lectures. love the creative and fun way to talk about some big topics. thank you
@ثايباس Жыл бұрын
Another great video from Crash Course. I’d love to learn more about the ancient city states of Mesopotamia, including the locations and relative influence of each city at each period of history. Thanks so much for sharing.
@samanthaparuli20427 жыл бұрын
TAKE MY MONEY. I NEED THAT GLOBE.
@cameronblevins756511 жыл бұрын
"You may be smart kid, but I've been smart longer" -Dr. Hyde, Looking for Alaska Great reference and also written by john green
@EMan-cf8lv7 жыл бұрын
The people of Assyria are still here, and today were centered around the Nineveh Plains. Almost 4 million of us are scattered all over the world because the state of diaspora we have been forced into. Before the Sykes-Picot agreement we were under Ottoman rule, and before that the caliphate. The Russian Empire of the 18th century declared to be the protectors of the Christians in the Middle East, and eventually in 1914 the Russians left the fight, and the transferring of Armenians along with the genocide they suffered we put up a fight but when you run out of ammunition, and the supplier is no longer there, then the fights pretty much over if your facing the ottoman, and Persian armies along with kurdish and Arab tribes. Today we as a people, and a nation are without a country but we have the Nineveh Plains. The infrastructure is in its infancy and is threatened by absorption into the Kurdish controlled regions. My intentions are to make you aware of our existence here in the modern world. Assyrians are all over the world and we know that being the indigenous people of the region is a threat because of the rightful land claims. The Assyrian people are predominantly Christian and have an established church that dates back to the Apostle Thomas in particular. If you'd look up "Jubail Church" you can see the structure of what was once an Assyrian Church built inside of the kingdom of Saudi Arabia.
@jasndava5 жыл бұрын
Emad Hamdi too much mental effort I’m not reading that
@meridian3674 жыл бұрын
@TheBlondie thats hot
@liv39654 жыл бұрын
WAIT IS THIS THE ANSWER-
@RogerRoids9 жыл бұрын
"...they relied on the poorest people to pay taxes, and provide labor, and serve in the army, all of which made you not like your king very much." Hmm, sounds oddly familiar.
@jasminelee35679 жыл бұрын
😂😂 Right.
@skillswiper9 жыл бұрын
+RogerRoids Please STFU. Leave politics out of this and do soem research. taxfoundation.org/blog/top-1-percent-pays-more-taxes-bottom-90-percent taxfoundation.org/blog/top-20-percent-households-pay-94-percent-income-taxes www.cnbc.com/2013/12/11/the-rich-do-not-pay-the-most-taxes-they-pay-all-the-taxes.html cnsnews.com/news/article/terence-p-jeffrey/cbotop-40-paid-1062-income-taxes-bottom-40-paid-91-got-average-18950 Those are the first four results.
@isntpraxis64649 жыл бұрын
+SkillSwiper wow, you win the internet today sir
@konkeeee13839 жыл бұрын
The richest people pay the most taxes, both rich and poor go to war, and oddly the richest people go to labour because they have the most money. You don't know what you're talking about.
@skillswiper9 жыл бұрын
+bcd fasho thats when donations, energy efficiency, and other things really become important. It is a hard fact that the goverment's income is 90% from the 1%. Sounds to me like your uncle is very good at moving money around.
@emilio5566 жыл бұрын
stop scrolling down the comments and pay attention to the video ;)
@claire_tube5 жыл бұрын
embeats No
@chrissmith73385 жыл бұрын
No thx
@aomnomnom5 жыл бұрын
okay mooooom
@elchotocorazon5 жыл бұрын
ok :(
@zolaliz40005 жыл бұрын
thank you I needed this
@TheObserversTV9 жыл бұрын
@ 9:28.. Ashur was actually older than Marduk and his key responsibilities never changed as being the God of principle and whole heavens. The same goes for Anu, prior to the God-title of "Ashur" he was called "Anshur" or "Anshar" by the Sumerians... Ashur/Anshur was considered the top of the tree of life. Ashur was also the 'father' of Anu... For more information, read the Assyrian Tree of Life by Assyriologist Professor - Simo Parpola. (The Assyrian Tree of Life: Tracing the Origins of Jewish Monotheism and Greek Philosophy Author(s): Simo Parpola)
@Kiiridescent6 жыл бұрын
I remember at the beginning of the year when I thought I'd study from the book instead, now here I am taking a page of notes for each video
@WillaDaKilla4749 жыл бұрын
Huh, that's odd. A religion, originating in the Middle-East, where humanity was wiped out by a flood because they angered the gods. How strange.
@kiltedcelt27029 жыл бұрын
〉Phez〈 Christianity isn't really original. It's pretty much taken pieces of other religions and put them all in to one. Look up Horus and then look at Jesus.
@bearistotle28209 жыл бұрын
Kilted Celt I looked up Horus and I am failing to see the similarities between the risen lord and a God who achieved dominance via semen covered lettuce.
@robosergTV9 жыл бұрын
〉Phez〈 ??? and who said christianity is the oldest religion? Educate yourself
@kiltedcelt27029 жыл бұрын
Alex MacDuff Right, you tell yourself that, lad. Gloss over the facts. That's what you religious are best at. You go girl
@bearistotle28209 жыл бұрын
Kilted Celt Can you please point out the facts I am missing?
@footflash16 жыл бұрын
"Is this Yellowcake Uranium?" "You never find that in Mesopotamia!" Ouch, Sharp! You are fast fast fast. Well played sir!
@Andy-ls6nm8 жыл бұрын
I'm learning english with these videos... Greets, from Colombia
@myckelh111 жыл бұрын
This was great. I'm Assyrian and I learned a great deal in this 10 minutes. Would love to see more.
@EhlonnaFae2 жыл бұрын
Yes crash course, I am a nerd! It took me forever to figure out what the board said, but after a bit of research I figured it out!!! P.S. Thank you for being here and helping students like myself. Keep being great!
@avaneedubey5749 Жыл бұрын
how was this made 11 freaking years ago?!?!?!?!?!
@solomon64889 жыл бұрын
My class just got assigned to watch this video, and I learned a lot from this. Thank you, Mr. Green.
@VIIJaaackIIV11 жыл бұрын
"You may be smart kid, but I've been smart longer." Using it
@Dja0511 жыл бұрын
Just discovered this channel today; well... Might as well get ready for a world history marathon :3
@raniaj83564 жыл бұрын
Proud to be iraqi 😎🇮🇶 from Mesopotamia
@hassaniraq26644 жыл бұрын
Me to from mesopotamia 😎
@unthoughtof73387 жыл бұрын
"You might be smart, but I've been smart longer" haha savage
@MisterGhandi0079 жыл бұрын
I just love how he spelled out "nerd" in the cuneiform.
@DindaAkzenta8 жыл бұрын
Love the when he said "You might be smart kid, but I've been smart longer" lol dude 😁😁😁
@annahevrdejs21027 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the open letter to awesome. It is overused and you are the second person who has been able to articulate that feeling well. "Awesome" is like the numinous. There is something truly terrifying, or benevolent, or awful (another nuanced word!) about something awesome. Also, I am guilty of overusing awesome, but it is such an awesome word!
@roninelenion48058 жыл бұрын
Thank goodness for Crash Course. I'm re-watching these to review for the A.P. test because they're quick, efficient, and eady to remember. In addition, they're just plain fun to watch.
@mecr0w8 жыл бұрын
Same here :) good luck!
@roninelenion48058 жыл бұрын
+Ben Bradley You too.
@zahulsmith32388 жыл бұрын
im taking it this year, was the test hard?
@roninelenion48058 жыл бұрын
Zahul Smith Not if you study throughout the year and practice the essays. Crash Course also really helped. I watched every episode the day before the test, and got a 5.
@owenhawley8 жыл бұрын
+Ronin Elenion can anyone? please tell the ignorant masses what the AP test is
@thegiraffe83828 жыл бұрын
Eyes out for Hammurabi.
@Emet.V8 жыл бұрын
If you read the text in the back it says "Nerd" in cunieform. Yes i am a nerd for looking up Sumerian cuneiform. Thanks Crash Course for letting me know what i already know. You got me interested in cuneiform. It fascinates me.
@cimmik7 жыл бұрын
This channel has helped me throughout high school, and now it's helping me at the university :)
@clainee9 жыл бұрын
That moment when john green teaches you better than your teacher
@rosiegarcia035 жыл бұрын
update: I forgot to mention that I passed my ap exam tysm it was literally a miracle💕
@daniella44936 жыл бұрын
I'm an Assyrian and this makes me so happy!
@somecrazdude24124 жыл бұрын
8 years ago.... Jesus, I feel much older than I should. I watched these during my AP World History class, feels like it was both yesterday and forever since then.
@hannahmelnyk86475 жыл бұрын
These courses are amazing! Thank you so much ❤️
@WobblesandBean11 жыл бұрын
1:20 I dunno about you guys, but I TOTALLY melted into a pile of ladyboners.
@phalange1011 жыл бұрын
Really loving the on going Mongols exception joke
@Redarmywhorah7 жыл бұрын
The "iraq" part had me dead. I'm such a dork.
@niekoward10 жыл бұрын
dear john green, i thank you for not only creating such awesome books but for teaching me more than my dumb world history teacher. sincerely, Nieko
@algaedrone18338 жыл бұрын
I can't find any evidence that the Assyrians thought the world would end if they weren't constantly at war. Source?
@joshz69758 жыл бұрын
AP WORLD 2016!!!! LET'S GO!!!
@amyharney32548 жыл бұрын
+Greg Smith me tooooo
@joycelee7185 жыл бұрын
"You might be a smart kid, but I've been smart longer!" LOL!! I'll tell my son exactly the same way!! XD
@Hqrwey5 жыл бұрын
iM tELLinG yOur soN
@LogEekumanAgination10 жыл бұрын
Kind of makes me cry that the region is so turbulent nowadays. Can you imagine the kind of tourism revenue the middle east as a whole could rake in from the entire friggin' world if they just got their shit together? Last I checked Italy is currently at number 1 with tourism revenue because ya know: Roman empire + Renaissance history, both history changers. And holy shit Pakistan had a million tourists in 2012! (you know, that's where the Indus River civilization had its shindig) But I want to marvel at the birthplace of the world's first systematically successful EMPIRE (which wikipedia tells me was the Akkadian Empire and not the Neo-Assyrian one... but it's still in the same region!) Sadly, I'm going to guess that most places that could have been archaeological marvels for the whole world, have been permanently ravaged. =(
@bigdaddyroundround94667 жыл бұрын
Dirk Haupt "Mercia"...
@muhamedmahmutovic66394 жыл бұрын
Most of the Mesopothamian cities were destroyed in ancient times , some of them are found recently in 18th, 19th and 20th century and there are a lot of ancient Mesopothamian cities that are never found so there isn't a lot of traces from that era. Most of the things that would be interesting for tourists in the modern Middle East are traces of Roman , Persian or Islamic empires .
@ahadiareejmishaal99416 жыл бұрын
I had this lesson for my exams and i got 43/50, i didnt even study. Now i watched this video because i was interested, and not for school things lol
@abdullahcomam6 жыл бұрын
Proud to be Mesopotemian
@velvetsrose6 жыл бұрын
I've watched the bloopers so many times that I absolutely expected him to completely mess up the "I'm not referencing Mark Twain, me from the past" line 😂. Genuinely surprised he ever managed to get that line out.
@mirnasabah64168 жыл бұрын
Assyrians still exist until this day
@sportentertainment96078 жыл бұрын
mirna sabah forever
@mgkatyj8 жыл бұрын
For god's sake, the current people who're called Assyrians (sometimes call themselves interchangeably Syriacs, Chaldeans, or even Arameans) are not the same indigenous people of the historical Assyrian Empire. How could a supposed coherent ethnic group associate itself with so many different ethical identities all at once? They are simply the followers of the Church of the East (Nestorianism) and speak Syriac (western dialect of Aramaic) not Assyrian (a dialect of Akkadian). In fact only a very small portion originate from Arabia, Akkad and Babylon (Chaldea) while the majority are a mix from Pakistan, Iran, Turkey, Caucasus... etc. Please have a look at the Y-DNA haplogroup studies of the Near East.
@samg30957 жыл бұрын
mgkatyj I don’t think so ,we been there before they make it arab Country the Assyrian Chaldean are Iraqi native
@shabakaalkheil86167 жыл бұрын
Actually even an Assyrian i know has the surname Hindo which means Indian.
@savyor99856 жыл бұрын
Syriac and Chaldean are Just branches of Christianity, however we are all from the same ethnicity and culture, Armenians are a different nation. The ancient people of Babylon do not exist anymore, Chaldean Catholics of today have no historical or archaeological relations to the ancient chaldeans of babylon, however the modern day people of northern Iraq are Assyrians who still speak the ancient Assyrian language .
@christinestill19909 жыл бұрын
My 11 year old doesn't understand all of the details but loves these!
@child91259 жыл бұрын
+Chris Still Like I used to when I was 9 and 10 and 11.
@Johighness9 жыл бұрын
I Love that you made a episode out of assyria/mesopotamia! Im assyrian and I feel very proud now😀👍🏼
@kaitlynnreed31246 жыл бұрын
"Oh younger version of myself, how I hate you." Me- *meEEEEE*
@I_am_Sev4 жыл бұрын
"This machine kills Fascists" took my attention
@AFCA-vn9bl4 жыл бұрын
Yes that scared me aswell. Don’t kill me please thanks
@WillGPessoa9 жыл бұрын
Sensacional! Além dos vídeos conterem conteúdos excelentes e um "apresentador" cativante, os vídeos estão legendados em português. Thanks John!
@Refmoral10 жыл бұрын
This is a great show, congrats for everyone in the production, I really love it. But being an anarcho capitalist as I am I'd like to point out that the host says taxes are important for social order, but he doesn't provide any argument or evidence. I can understand that imposing taxes can generate compliance, but that's not the same as maintaining social order. I'd argue that kind of ruling system generated the need for wars and imperialism for example, which in the long run leads to collapse
@Refmoral10 жыл бұрын
***** but there was trade back then wasn't there?
@Jayel80510 жыл бұрын
It's important to be as objective as possible when examining evidence from the past. Part of that is shedding our own presumptions and perspectives on government and society, as they often don't fit into the universalist spheres of ideology we hold as self-evident in the modern era. That is to say, we can look at the collapse of a civilization and attribute it to specific instances of war or over reaching imperial conquest, but those specific instances don't necessarily lead to the collapse of every society across the globe. So don't look at history as a single, linear process leading up to one major event or another, because you will almost always make the mistake of analyzing history retrospectively instead of objectively (a good example is the so called "path to republicanism" in the American colonies that "led" to the American War for Independence). Instead, it's a series of events, related and unrelated, that play out in different ways in the context of different natural and social factors. To put it briefly, every event in history is different because of circumstances, thus none of them are inevitable.
@TheYpurias10 жыл бұрын
In general, taxes are great for paying for defense, infrastructure (he did mention roads and how temples were considered part of the government back then), internal policing, and court systems. After all, even the biggest and wealthiest traders benefit from roads and other such forms of transportation that have historically been built and/or maintained by governments. Aqueducts and public baths increase hygiene and decrease the chance of an epidemic killing off you and your customers. Plus, a civilization that can maintain order within its borders, say by having guards and courts, means that people are less likely to resort to lawlessness like robbing from people who have stuff, like the wealthy. Guards that act for everyone's benefit are cheaper than having to hire your own garrison just to guard your own stuff like that. Also, without a collective way to pay for courts, courts and the wages of judges and bailiffs would be paid by whoever had more money. If you happen to have been the rich guy who built the court, chances are you could get away with murder. If regular people don't see themselves ever getting a fair shake under the system, as mentioned in the video, they're not inclined to fight back too much when someone else invades. While the wealthy may be fine paying for their own bodyguards, bodyguards don't mean anything if you let your city be conquered and destroyed by the next empire. Heck, your bodyguards probably won't stick around once their own families are threatened. Plus, there are the investments governments have made that can lead to huge, world-changing developments. Stuff like the internet, the space race, or Christopher Columbus's voyage to India.
@TheYpurias10 жыл бұрын
Cindy Folch Try enforcing laws without a government and see where it gets you.