Mesopotamia: Crash Course World History #3

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@guul66
@guul66 8 жыл бұрын
"You may be smart, kid, but I've been smart longer." I see what you did there.
@Lizzie-jz5rc
@Lizzie-jz5rc 8 жыл бұрын
hihihihihihihi yeah XDXDXD
@guul66
@guul66 8 жыл бұрын
Elisa Flemer Vlog You've read the book?
@Lizzie-jz5rc
@Lizzie-jz5rc 8 жыл бұрын
+Alar Rõigas Yup
@Raziffalyan
@Raziffalyan 8 жыл бұрын
Just googled it, but I don't remember that part in the book lool
@guul66
@guul66 8 жыл бұрын
Me neither, I read it so long ago.
@BattleRAAD
@BattleRAAD 9 жыл бұрын
Still hard to believe that this is the guy that wrote The Fault in Our Stars.
@joellaz9836
@joellaz9836 9 жыл бұрын
He does seem too smart to have written such a shit book.
@shadowsgate0
@shadowsgate0 9 жыл бұрын
+Joella Z I loved every second of that book, still my favorite to date
@joellaz9836
@joellaz9836 9 жыл бұрын
Kian Najmechi You haven't read enough books.
@shadowsgate0
@shadowsgate0 9 жыл бұрын
Joella Z to each their own, but the books criticism of nihlism vs existentialism and highlighting of stigmatisation was something I personally loved.
@davewolcott9519
@davewolcott9519 9 жыл бұрын
Did not believe you googled it it's true
@imienazwisko6527
@imienazwisko6527 7 жыл бұрын
"You can tell the quality of a historian by the amount of globes he or she owns". -John Green
@SeekPsychiatricHelp
@SeekPsychiatricHelp 5 жыл бұрын
When you’re watching this on the smart board in school and they start “skoodilypooping”
@jagatjeetsingh8902
@jagatjeetsingh8902 4 жыл бұрын
What does that mean??
@FarhatC28
@FarhatC28 8 жыл бұрын
If anyone is as curious as I am, the cuneiform written on the chalkboard can be decoded as the word 'NERD' :D
@dhartmahmed50
@dhartmahmed50 8 жыл бұрын
Thanks
@viktornerlander1409
@viktornerlander1409 8 жыл бұрын
I was actually wondering about that, thanks!
@kaifuula
@kaifuula 8 жыл бұрын
how did we ever decipher this code?
@weeabo5ever845
@weeabo5ever845 8 жыл бұрын
XD
@nicklass842
@nicklass842 8 жыл бұрын
This was the only reason why i scrolled to the comments.
@kaigankaya
@kaigankaya 8 жыл бұрын
"Unless, wait for it.... You're the Mongols." Jeez, those guys are everywhere.
@renren2740
@renren2740 8 жыл бұрын
from what film was that Mongol's cutscene has been taken?
@sakketin
@sakketin 8 жыл бұрын
P. Tjandra The Mongols and I'm not even kidding😁 You will find it by searching the Mongols 1961
@subutaynoyan5372
@subutaynoyan5372 8 жыл бұрын
They conquered from Chine to Hungary in less then a half century. So they were everywhere.
@mrgold3350
@mrgold3350 8 жыл бұрын
reminds me of..........mangos XD
@tissakz8526
@tissakz8526 7 жыл бұрын
Well considering they were close to taking over the whole world as a civilization at that time
@Rad0905
@Rad0905 7 жыл бұрын
People say he talks too fast... Boi I got an AP test in 2 days and I got the video on x2 speed!
@jaid-eraide7403
@jaid-eraide7403 7 жыл бұрын
Star Wars Greats did it help
@willsmith4776
@willsmith4776 7 жыл бұрын
Star Wars Greats, man what's with all these people and their AP classes? I feel like a total failure cause I just coasted my way through high school and took all the easy classes :/ ADHD sucks
@timotheduermael7365
@timotheduermael7365 7 жыл бұрын
What is AP ?
@user-nw9oi7se8s
@user-nw9oi7se8s 7 жыл бұрын
Timothé DUERMAEL Its a Subject in the Philippines AP Araling Panlipunan
@monicareif3539
@monicareif3539 7 жыл бұрын
I have one in the morning....
@Mike2Gud
@Mike2Gud 4 жыл бұрын
other people: I've gotta study for my AP test me: I liKe ThE FunNy WHitE MaN
@autumn7809
@autumn7809 4 жыл бұрын
I feel very seen
@locke4049
@locke4049 7 жыл бұрын
How is no one talking about this mans blue steel? Lol there was some serious commitment there. I got a good laugh, Bravo sir.
@corettaha7855
@corettaha7855 5 жыл бұрын
Lazarus 303 I never think of him as looking skinny until blue steel
@douglasfulmer5483
@douglasfulmer5483 7 жыл бұрын
I researched Mesopotamia in 5th grade or maybe 7th, and since then I have always had a huge passion in history. I like CrashCourse but I wish it had source references.
@jzee95
@jzee95 9 жыл бұрын
am i the only one watching these videos because they are interesting and not because of an exam ?
@oliviamarx2143
@oliviamarx2143 9 жыл бұрын
No!😉
@andersschmich8600
@andersschmich8600 9 жыл бұрын
+Jaimeett Sodhi No
@si-nd8wc
@si-nd8wc 9 жыл бұрын
+Jaimeett Sodhi same... also john green so why not
@JoePescisAngryCousin
@JoePescisAngryCousin 9 жыл бұрын
+Jaimeett Sodhi No. Can some people actually pass collage exams with these videos?
@JoePescisAngryCousin
@JoePescisAngryCousin 9 жыл бұрын
Its like... You got my username... and said it back to me... as an insult... that's the wittiest fucking thing I've ever seen online. Someone get him a nobel prize for clever and insightful shit said in a youtube comment section! Congrats sir, you've passed the test: YOU HAVE BEATEN THE INTERNET! *confetti explosions followed by balloons trailing from the ceiling*
@superfire6463
@superfire6463 4 жыл бұрын
Did he just not spoil a 1000+ year old poem? The absolute legend
@marissamoreno3146
@marissamoreno3146 9 жыл бұрын
watching all the world history crash course videos to study for my AP world history test... John Green has taught me wayyy more than my actual teacher
@alons1000jerk
@alons1000jerk 9 жыл бұрын
S͞͞o͞͞o͞͞o͞͞o͞͞o͞͞ t͞͞r͞͞u͞͞e͞͞ 😭
@larissanokomis7719
@larissanokomis7719 9 жыл бұрын
+Marissa Moreno same! omg why wont they teach us better i need laughter in my life to learn this stuff!
@marisoldelmgh1535
@marisoldelmgh1535 9 жыл бұрын
+lily haynes Yesss!!!😭😭😭
@Viktir123
@Viktir123 9 жыл бұрын
+Marissa Moreno Because the school systems, especially in USA, are fucked up and you will learn more by researching the facts on your own outside of the schooling systems nowadays. KZbin is a great teacher as long as you have a credible source making the video. Peace.
@_Singularity_
@_Singularity_ 9 жыл бұрын
+Marissa Moreno I have the best teacher. We don't get grades, he believes homework constrains students so he just looks for improvement and evidence of effort so we put together portfolios to show him. He's all about stepping outside your comfort zone and failing, and at the end of the year you decide your grade based off of what you think you deserve.
@laubrocaneli
@laubrocaneli 6 жыл бұрын
"Oh younger version of myself, how I hate you" LMAO
@hunterrobinson6635
@hunterrobinson6635 4 жыл бұрын
@Menilek Mulugeta Yeah
@MustaphaGaming
@MustaphaGaming 8 жыл бұрын
Hammurabi or as I remember it from my high school history class, Harambe.
@HarrisCodini
@HarrisCodini 8 жыл бұрын
That's exactly what we said
@WhiteBloggerBlackSpecs
@WhiteBloggerBlackSpecs 8 жыл бұрын
illuminati confirmed
@jgonascar
@jgonascar 8 жыл бұрын
Dicks Out for Hammurabi
@keonsohn
@keonsohn 8 жыл бұрын
Hammurabi's Chode
@michal._.2393
@michal._.2393 8 жыл бұрын
Mustapha SAME
@channinghay8004
@channinghay8004 5 жыл бұрын
boutta watch all 42 of these before the AP test tomorrow:)
@zolaliz4000
@zolaliz4000 5 жыл бұрын
yup yup me too
@bighorngaming8202
@bighorngaming8202 5 жыл бұрын
Don't forget part 2 Edit: just realized how screwed we are
@zolaliz4000
@zolaliz4000 5 жыл бұрын
Bighorn Gaming I had a similar realization after I fell asleep while watching the videos cuz I’m so tired from studying
@kilIlmydoubt
@kilIlmydoubt 5 жыл бұрын
same omg, i’m watching this while doing the princeton review book 😭
@JustLoki35
@JustLoki35 5 жыл бұрын
Same
@winonaponce8438
@winonaponce8438 6 жыл бұрын
“But I’ve been smart longer” KILLED ME
@Breyerlover4ever23
@Breyerlover4ever23 6 жыл бұрын
*I sure hope your college girlfriend doesn't see these videos.*
@VampiresAreRealGuys
@VampiresAreRealGuys 5 жыл бұрын
plz explain i never went to college
@VampiresAreRealGuys
@VampiresAreRealGuys 5 жыл бұрын
nvm i got it later in the video
@channel-sophisticated-sophie
@channel-sophisticated-sophie 5 жыл бұрын
lol
@S4NoctiS
@S4NoctiS 5 жыл бұрын
Too late now...
@pieniaurinko
@pieniaurinko 9 жыл бұрын
Actually the 'eye for an eye' concept was pretty revolutionary and great. Before, you took your enemies eye because he'd taken your eye because your father had taken his brothers eye because... well, you get the point. Blood feuds were common, and for punishments not only you, but the next generations paid. So *one* eye for *one* eye sounds pretty great and just in comparison, doesn't it?
@genevaperez8712
@genevaperez8712 9 жыл бұрын
+pieniaurinko but the problem is the whole "kill your son, kill my son thing," which implies that people could be owned just as much as one's own body parts.
@pieniaurinko
@pieniaurinko 9 жыл бұрын
Geneva Perez I was pointing out that the concept was progressive *for that time and society*, not that it would be particularly progressive and/or 'enlightened' today.
@genevaperez8712
@genevaperez8712 9 жыл бұрын
+pieniaurinko i know, just pointing out the other side of things. sorry if that was considered "spamming."
@pieniaurinko
@pieniaurinko 9 жыл бұрын
Geneva Perez No, no problem. English isn't my first language; I hope I dodn't sound too cross. Anyways, we were both a little off - I read an article just today by a theologist, who says that all of these quotes are both out of context and do not translate very well. In this case, he said, the wording was important, as it was put down in phrases commonly used back then. Properly translated into phrases we understand today it says that the (monetary) payback should be of the same value as what was taken and/or damaged. Which is really the same system we use now, paying reparation/compensation.
@blugaledoh2669
@blugaledoh2669 7 жыл бұрын
pieniaurinko Nah, it really doesn't.
@Childress25
@Childress25 6 жыл бұрын
I know I’m very late to the game here, but I just wanted to say that these videos are the Blue’s Clues of history videos. And I mean that as the highest form of compliment.
@historygeek8394
@historygeek8394 7 жыл бұрын
9:15 "Cut off their appendages, especially their noses. . ." So Voldemort was one of the rebels. . .
@nosypoppy
@nosypoppy 2 жыл бұрын
I can't believe I'm in university and still watching these old CrashCourse videos because they are the best
@akshatrajan
@akshatrajan 9 жыл бұрын
No Uranium in Mesopotamia? I see what you did there.
@cyrusaugustus4640
@cyrusaugustus4640 9 жыл бұрын
+Joe Holland Je joke is that ancient Mesopotamia is in modern Iraq and the US claimed Iraq had uranium and bombs
@robert_wigh
@robert_wigh 8 жыл бұрын
,
@benlyman7880
@benlyman7880 8 жыл бұрын
+Joe Holland oh baby
@justAguyDs
@justAguyDs 7 жыл бұрын
Joe Holland lel
@sjappiyah4071
@sjappiyah4071 6 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@hazelnoot2865
@hazelnoot2865 5 жыл бұрын
If there are 42 episodes in this series, and they are roughly 10 minutes each, then that's 420 minutes. I have to watch 7 hours of video because I'll fail my AP exam otherwise
@idk-oe5ql
@idk-oe5ql 5 жыл бұрын
Dude. Same. I know it's like a week away but 7 hours is alot. Good luck to both of us.
@mka4852
@mka4852 5 жыл бұрын
Can I get some of that luck too 😫
@matthew1992
@matthew1992 5 жыл бұрын
I’m taking it one Thursday wish me luck
@dancingsun2
@dancingsun2 5 жыл бұрын
Me too man, me too
@kimititan2658
@kimititan2658 5 жыл бұрын
Same.
@Botanifiles
@Botanifiles 9 жыл бұрын
We just got a letter, We just got a letter, We just got a letter, I wonder who it's from
@Viktir123
@Viktir123 9 жыл бұрын
+Pike You Deez nuts. Hyahyahya.
@rynsawyer4185
@rynsawyer4185 9 жыл бұрын
+Pike You OMG that was my fav TV show as a kid!
@noahterrell5934
@noahterrell5934 7 жыл бұрын
Pike You KONO DIO DA
@RobynRLiden
@RobynRLiden 7 жыл бұрын
You thought your first kiss would be with Gilgamesh but it was me, Enkidu!
@deacon6453
@deacon6453 7 жыл бұрын
Assyria has declared war on you
@alkiskosh6536
@alkiskosh6536 8 жыл бұрын
I think that the Mesopotamia civilization is neglected by the Western media I watched several movies, for example, Greek and Egyptian civilization and the Romans and the Jews But I did not see any film regards Mesopotamia civilization
@inannawarka1751
@inannawarka1751 8 жыл бұрын
+alkis kosh I know especially since Mesopotamia influenced all those civilizations.
@CoolieCoolster
@CoolieCoolster 8 жыл бұрын
+alkis kosh This is technically western media :P
@namingisdifficult408
@namingisdifficult408 8 жыл бұрын
+Ram Bam Agreed I feel that learning history in the United States is based on how America relates to conflict, especially in the west. This needs to change.
@alexs.5871
@alexs.5871 8 жыл бұрын
Rogue Qall That's not really true. Ancient China is always fawned over, Egypt as well and in Europe the Native Americans are talked about in school as well, but not Mesopotamia.
@Nemoticon
@Nemoticon 8 жыл бұрын
Ram Bam We have to admit though, there's only so much history you can squeeze into a lesson... the largest and most influential cultures will always take priority. But in general information for the average person to look up in their personal time, all areas should be covered. It's great that channels like this and others too, do try and cover the spread.
@diannetaylor2021
@diannetaylor2021 11 жыл бұрын
I taught art history for over 20 years at a university. I wish these videos had been available when I taught. Fun and informative. And perfect for kids who are used to multitasking.
@cdimattcdimatt3992
@cdimattcdimatt3992 5 жыл бұрын
Uruk 2:10 Cuneiform 4:11 " the hammer of abi " 6:30
@sapphisworld
@sapphisworld 9 жыл бұрын
Ah finals week has returned, and with it brings a whole new group of young historians cramming for finals. Cram on my fellow World historians, and may the history gods smile upon you. unless of course you're a mongol......
@lucasg5021
@lucasg5021 8 жыл бұрын
Anybody else have the AP test tomorrow and just marathoning Crash Course?
@jazminealaniz1826
@jazminealaniz1826 8 жыл бұрын
Yess!!😂Good luck
@moonkid3132
@moonkid3132 8 жыл бұрын
+LucasLetsPlays thats actually me right now
@claytamplin5087
@claytamplin5087 8 жыл бұрын
+LucasLetsPlays Yes lmao
@Luckman851
@Luckman851 8 жыл бұрын
Who isn't?
@Madwolfgal425
@Madwolfgal425 8 жыл бұрын
I am! I lost my review book and am a bit too lazy to re-read chapters I skipped, that number being in the teens, so crash-course is pretty much my only fall back. Good luck dear fellow AP World History student!
@DaniMorganCharity
@DaniMorganCharity 9 жыл бұрын
the pronunciation difference of all these terms between John and my social studies teacher is ridiculous 😂😂
@jay-mq9sd
@jay-mq9sd 5 жыл бұрын
good luck to all you boys and girls taking the test tomorrow 🤙🏼😔
@19AdiTube
@19AdiTube 5 жыл бұрын
Lmao u too
@Ilikecats731
@Ilikecats731 5 жыл бұрын
u too
@aden7175
@aden7175 5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@aden7175
@aden7175 5 жыл бұрын
I’m just practicing
@kattlol7984
@kattlol7984 5 жыл бұрын
I have a test tomorrow and an assignment that was due today (I got a extra day cause everyone else got a trash grade) IM DYIN HERE
@skylaradams9276
@skylaradams9276 8 жыл бұрын
2 days till my exam ..... time to binge watch all these videos XD
@syd6746
@syd6746 8 жыл бұрын
That's what we all should do.
@neh7418
@neh7418 8 жыл бұрын
I'm going through the same thing today 😀
@heyiwantacoolusernametoo3835
@heyiwantacoolusernametoo3835 8 жыл бұрын
Does that actually help? How do you remember anything from a video clip though
@neh7418
@neh7418 8 жыл бұрын
It just works man. It also depends if the person can pick up easily...it just works.
@heyiwantacoolusernametoo3835
@heyiwantacoolusernametoo3835 8 жыл бұрын
thank you for the clarification man -._.-
@MauroEnfermoDeLepra
@MauroEnfermoDeLepra 10 жыл бұрын
I can't wait for the episode where he actually talks about the mongols
@Mathemusician97
@Mathemusician97 10 жыл бұрын
Episode 17 of World History, I think, is when he talks about the Mongols.
@rogernelson8353
@rogernelson8353 7 жыл бұрын
"You may be smart but I've been smart longer" -Dr.Hyde Looking for Alaska
@rogernelson8353
@rogernelson8353 7 жыл бұрын
My favorite book of all time
@Abu_Haydar313
@Abu_Haydar313 6 жыл бұрын
Iraqi Babylonian here, from middle of Mesopotamia 🌹🇮🇶 وين حبايبي العراقيين ؟ 🌹
@LionKing-ew9rm
@LionKing-ew9rm 6 жыл бұрын
Tiger 73 سلامٌ علیکم یا اخی😊
@abdullahomar8528
@abdullahomar8528 6 жыл бұрын
Me too 🇮🇶
@justifiedcrusader6868
@justifiedcrusader6868 6 жыл бұрын
Assyrian over here
@joorified
@joorified 5 жыл бұрын
same
@mesopotamiankurdishgirl6340
@mesopotamiankurdishgirl6340 5 жыл бұрын
Sorry but arabs are not mesopotamian arabs are from the arabian penesula originally kurds are true mesopotamians
@kaitlyngardner4478
@kaitlyngardner4478 10 жыл бұрын
I'm getting real tired of people complaining about the same thing. 1-) if he is speaking too fast, then tough shit. Get over it. 2-) If you're still going to comment on how he's talking too fast you can change the setting on the video for it to slow down. 3-) if you don't like his teaching style, guess what??? YOU DONT HAVE TO WATCH THE VIDEO. Move on with your life.
@jaggerjdm9787
@jaggerjdm9787 7 жыл бұрын
Kaitlyn Gardner Exactly!
@kimmiedee1470
@kimmiedee1470 7 жыл бұрын
I concur, and I actually thought he was Awesomely Awesome!!!
@meeshymaladroit
@meeshymaladroit 5 жыл бұрын
Omg “because they made a scoodlypoopin video and put it on the internet” 🤣
@andrealong4948
@andrealong4948 4 жыл бұрын
Michelle Isaac the old in me appreciated that it was based on One Night in Paris, AKA Paris Hilton’s sex tape...
@lockek8878
@lockek8878 10 жыл бұрын
Very useful video. As a history teacher in Thailand teaching bilingual Thai students I've found that these shows help me gain a better understanding of the period I'm teaching while at the same time I find it disappointing that I can't use these videos to help educate my students unless they are played in slow motion at the rate of about 1 tenth of the current speed... If you ever decide to take the opposite approach and make a simplified 'Crash Course' it would effectively put me out of business but I think my students would like it and benefit from it haha. Good luck and keep the vids coming!
@ZER0X1206
@ZER0X1206 4 жыл бұрын
Who else is here because they have to watch this video for History or Social Studies class because of quarantine?
@rzaleiya
@rzaleiya 4 жыл бұрын
same!
@madd8214
@madd8214 4 жыл бұрын
yep socials!
@josephherrmann6639
@josephherrmann6639 4 жыл бұрын
same m8
@mynameisnobody2939
@mynameisnobody2939 4 жыл бұрын
Well I don't have anything to do that's why I'm watching this video.
@hvonsus5725
@hvonsus5725 4 жыл бұрын
nah fam I’m here because the AP test is tomorrow and I’m cramming
@middleeasternvibes7981
@middleeasternvibes7981 4 жыл бұрын
Iraq... You may have died in these ages... But your history is still alive in our hearts... 🇮🇶❤️🇦🇹
@hassaniraq2664
@hassaniraq2664 4 жыл бұрын
I am from mesopotamia ❤
@DissectingTitanic
@DissectingTitanic 8 жыл бұрын
*Finds out he wrote Fault in our Stars* NO...THAT'S NOT TRUE. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
@namingisdifficult408
@namingisdifficult408 8 жыл бұрын
Write Fault in Our Stars, he did
@namingisdifficult408
@namingisdifficult408 8 жыл бұрын
.
@jack_of_the_cards
@jack_of_the_cards 6 жыл бұрын
HE WROTE OTHER BOOKS TOO!!!!
@LunarRaevyn
@LunarRaevyn 9 жыл бұрын
I'm here because I was just studying stuff on Khan Academy when I saw this whole series on there XD On a binge watch now
@maxjacobs6188
@maxjacobs6188 9 жыл бұрын
Lol me too
@jexonsorto3542
@jexonsorto3542 7 жыл бұрын
Hinata Hajime same
@sashashetty3885
@sashashetty3885 7 жыл бұрын
Same
@rileydehart8653
@rileydehart8653 7 жыл бұрын
Khan Academy Squad. xD
@etiennefolliot4233
@etiennefolliot4233 7 жыл бұрын
Same 😂
@ritumeena3512
@ritumeena3512 4 жыл бұрын
Humph. So here are the differences between (theories around) IVC and Mesopotamia: 1. IVC had no social order, Mesopotamia had. Ironic given that India practices Caste System. 2. Mesopotamia built temples and architectures, IVC built The Great Bath. Makes sense given the ritual importance associated with water bodies. 3. IVC had no taxes, Mesopotamia on the other hand. Similarities: 1. Concept of Divine King. 2. Establishment concentrated around rivers.
@SlyPearTree
@SlyPearTree 8 жыл бұрын
I just started watching this series because I've been reading The Penguin History of the World 6th Edition by J.M. Roberts and O.A. Westad. I love world history but my mind does tend to wander when learning about it as there is so much connections to other areas of knowledge including history of other place and people. It is fascinating to follow the progress of an animal who's two main characteristic hardly seem plausible in one animal: Humans are individualistic pack animals. This might be why our two favourite pets are cats and dogs as they represent this duality. I subscribed to crash course when you started the physic series, I now see that I have been missing out.
@jasndava
@jasndava 5 жыл бұрын
3:58 I feel like I wasn’t supposed to see that
@jas3320
@jas3320 7 жыл бұрын
anyone else cramming for ap world?
@wilensgalette2253
@wilensgalette2253 4 жыл бұрын
“Why do I like taxes? Because before taxes the only certainty was death” 💀
@liannapfister8255
@liannapfister8255 8 жыл бұрын
Skootlypooping is my new favorite word. 😊
@nickf7895
@nickf7895 8 жыл бұрын
Lianna Pfister I know my teacher showed us this video and my class started the trend. Of the schoodilypoops XD
@NipunChamikaraWeerasiri
@NipunChamikaraWeerasiri 8 жыл бұрын
Delta Cuber skoodilypooping*
@jessiemayfield6749
@jessiemayfield6749 6 жыл бұрын
Skootllypooping? Didn't know that was a thing
@shoukifong
@shoukifong 7 жыл бұрын
thank you for all the FREE education and all the effort your team put into the lectures. love the creative and fun way to talk about some big topics. thank you
@ثايباس
@ثايباس Жыл бұрын
Another great video from Crash Course. I’d love to learn more about the ancient city states of Mesopotamia, including the locations and relative influence of each city at each period of history. Thanks so much for sharing.
@samanthaparuli2042
@samanthaparuli2042 7 жыл бұрын
TAKE MY MONEY. I NEED THAT GLOBE.
@cameronblevins7565
@cameronblevins7565 11 жыл бұрын
"You may be smart kid, but I've been smart longer" -Dr. Hyde, Looking for Alaska Great reference and also written by john green
@EMan-cf8lv
@EMan-cf8lv 7 жыл бұрын
The people of Assyria are still here, and today were centered around the Nineveh Plains. Almost 4 million of us are scattered all over the world because the state of diaspora we have been forced into. Before the Sykes-Picot agreement we were under Ottoman rule, and before that the caliphate. The Russian Empire of the 18th century declared to be the protectors of the Christians in the Middle East, and eventually in 1914 the Russians left the fight, and the transferring of Armenians along with the genocide they suffered we put up a fight but when you run out of ammunition, and the supplier is no longer there, then the fights pretty much over if your facing the ottoman, and Persian armies along with kurdish and Arab tribes. Today we as a people, and a nation are without a country but we have the Nineveh Plains. The infrastructure is in its infancy and is threatened by absorption into the Kurdish controlled regions. My intentions are to make you aware of our existence here in the modern world. Assyrians are all over the world and we know that being the indigenous people of the region is a threat because of the rightful land claims. The Assyrian people are predominantly Christian and have an established church that dates back to the Apostle Thomas in particular. If you'd look up "Jubail Church" you can see the structure of what was once an Assyrian Church built inside of the kingdom of Saudi Arabia.
@jasndava
@jasndava 5 жыл бұрын
Emad Hamdi too much mental effort I’m not reading that
@meridian367
@meridian367 4 жыл бұрын
@TheBlondie thats hot
@liv3965
@liv3965 4 жыл бұрын
WAIT IS THIS THE ANSWER-
@RogerRoids
@RogerRoids 9 жыл бұрын
"...they relied on the poorest people to pay taxes, and provide labor, and serve in the army, all of which made you not like your king very much." Hmm, sounds oddly familiar.
@jasminelee3567
@jasminelee3567 9 жыл бұрын
😂😂 Right.
@skillswiper
@skillswiper 9 жыл бұрын
+RogerRoids Please STFU. Leave politics out of this and do soem research. taxfoundation.org/blog/top-1-percent-pays-more-taxes-bottom-90-percent taxfoundation.org/blog/top-20-percent-households-pay-94-percent-income-taxes www.cnbc.com/2013/12/11/the-rich-do-not-pay-the-most-taxes-they-pay-all-the-taxes.html cnsnews.com/news/article/terence-p-jeffrey/cbotop-40-paid-1062-income-taxes-bottom-40-paid-91-got-average-18950 Those are the first four results.
@isntpraxis6464
@isntpraxis6464 9 жыл бұрын
+SkillSwiper wow, you win the internet today sir
@konkeeee1383
@konkeeee1383 9 жыл бұрын
The richest people pay the most taxes, both rich and poor go to war, and oddly the richest people go to labour because they have the most money. You don't know what you're talking about.
@skillswiper
@skillswiper 9 жыл бұрын
+bcd fasho thats when donations, energy efficiency, and other things really become important. It is a hard fact that the goverment's income is 90% from the 1%. Sounds to me like your uncle is very good at moving money around.
@emilio556
@emilio556 6 жыл бұрын
stop scrolling down the comments and pay attention to the video ;)
@claire_tube
@claire_tube 5 жыл бұрын
embeats No
@chrissmith7338
@chrissmith7338 5 жыл бұрын
No thx
@aomnomnom
@aomnomnom 5 жыл бұрын
okay mooooom
@elchotocorazon
@elchotocorazon 5 жыл бұрын
ok :(
@zolaliz4000
@zolaliz4000 5 жыл бұрын
thank you I needed this
@TheObserversTV
@TheObserversTV 9 жыл бұрын
@ 9:28.. Ashur was actually older than Marduk and his key responsibilities never changed as being the God of principle and whole heavens. The same goes for Anu, prior to the God-title of "Ashur" he was called "Anshur" or "Anshar" by the Sumerians... Ashur/Anshur was considered the top of the tree of life. Ashur was also the 'father' of Anu... For more information, read the Assyrian Tree of Life by Assyriologist Professor - Simo Parpola. (The Assyrian Tree of Life: Tracing the Origins of Jewish Monotheism and Greek Philosophy Author(s): Simo Parpola)
@Kiiridescent
@Kiiridescent 6 жыл бұрын
I remember at the beginning of the year when I thought I'd study from the book instead, now here I am taking a page of notes for each video
@WillaDaKilla474
@WillaDaKilla474 9 жыл бұрын
Huh, that's odd. A religion, originating in the Middle-East, where humanity was wiped out by a flood because they angered the gods. How strange.
@kiltedcelt2702
@kiltedcelt2702 9 жыл бұрын
〉Phez〈 Christianity isn't really original. It's pretty much taken pieces of other religions and put them all in to one. Look up Horus and then look at Jesus.
@bearistotle2820
@bearistotle2820 9 жыл бұрын
Kilted Celt I looked up Horus and I am failing to see the similarities between the risen lord and a God who achieved dominance via semen covered lettuce.
@robosergTV
@robosergTV 9 жыл бұрын
〉Phez〈 ??? and who said christianity is the oldest religion? Educate yourself
@kiltedcelt2702
@kiltedcelt2702 9 жыл бұрын
Alex MacDuff Right, you tell yourself that, lad. Gloss over the facts. That's what you religious are best at. You go girl
@bearistotle2820
@bearistotle2820 9 жыл бұрын
Kilted Celt Can you please point out the facts I am missing?
@footflash1
@footflash1 6 жыл бұрын
"Is this Yellowcake Uranium?" "You never find that in Mesopotamia!" Ouch, Sharp! You are fast fast fast. Well played sir!
@Andy-ls6nm
@Andy-ls6nm 8 жыл бұрын
I'm learning english with these videos... Greets, from Colombia
@myckelh1
@myckelh1 11 жыл бұрын
This was great. I'm Assyrian and I learned a great deal in this 10 minutes. Would love to see more.
@EhlonnaFae
@EhlonnaFae 2 жыл бұрын
Yes crash course, I am a nerd! It took me forever to figure out what the board said, but after a bit of research I figured it out!!! P.S. Thank you for being here and helping students like myself. Keep being great!
@avaneedubey5749
@avaneedubey5749 Жыл бұрын
how was this made 11 freaking years ago?!?!?!?!?!
@solomon6488
@solomon6488 9 жыл бұрын
My class just got assigned to watch this video, and I learned a lot from this. Thank you, Mr. Green.
@VIIJaaackIIV
@VIIJaaackIIV 11 жыл бұрын
"You may be smart kid, but I've been smart longer." Using it
@Dja05
@Dja05 11 жыл бұрын
Just discovered this channel today; well... Might as well get ready for a world history marathon :3
@raniaj8356
@raniaj8356 4 жыл бұрын
Proud to be iraqi 😎🇮🇶 from Mesopotamia
@hassaniraq2664
@hassaniraq2664 4 жыл бұрын
Me to from mesopotamia 😎
@unthoughtof7338
@unthoughtof7338 7 жыл бұрын
"You might be smart, but I've been smart longer" haha savage
@MisterGhandi007
@MisterGhandi007 9 жыл бұрын
I just love how he spelled out "nerd" in the cuneiform.
@DindaAkzenta
@DindaAkzenta 8 жыл бұрын
Love the when he said "You might be smart kid, but I've been smart longer" lol dude 😁😁😁
@annahevrdejs2102
@annahevrdejs2102 7 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the open letter to awesome. It is overused and you are the second person who has been able to articulate that feeling well. "Awesome" is like the numinous. There is something truly terrifying, or benevolent, or awful (another nuanced word!) about something awesome. Also, I am guilty of overusing awesome, but it is such an awesome word!
@roninelenion4805
@roninelenion4805 8 жыл бұрын
Thank goodness for Crash Course. I'm re-watching these to review for the A.P. test because they're quick, efficient, and eady to remember. In addition, they're just plain fun to watch.
@mecr0w
@mecr0w 8 жыл бұрын
Same here :) good luck!
@roninelenion4805
@roninelenion4805 8 жыл бұрын
+Ben Bradley You too.
@zahulsmith3238
@zahulsmith3238 8 жыл бұрын
im taking it this year, was the test hard?
@roninelenion4805
@roninelenion4805 8 жыл бұрын
Zahul Smith Not if you study throughout the year and practice the essays. Crash Course also really helped. I watched every episode the day before the test, and got a 5.
@owenhawley
@owenhawley 8 жыл бұрын
+Ronin Elenion can anyone? please tell the ignorant masses what the AP test is
@thegiraffe8382
@thegiraffe8382 8 жыл бұрын
Eyes out for Hammurabi.
@Emet.V
@Emet.V 8 жыл бұрын
If you read the text in the back it says "Nerd" in cunieform. Yes i am a nerd for looking up Sumerian cuneiform. Thanks Crash Course for letting me know what i already know. You got me interested in cuneiform. It fascinates me.
@cimmik
@cimmik 7 жыл бұрын
This channel has helped me throughout high school, and now it's helping me at the university :)
@clainee
@clainee 9 жыл бұрын
That moment when john green teaches you better than your teacher
@rosiegarcia03
@rosiegarcia03 5 жыл бұрын
update: I forgot to mention that I passed my ap exam tysm it was literally a miracle💕
@daniella4493
@daniella4493 6 жыл бұрын
I'm an Assyrian and this makes me so happy!
@somecrazdude2412
@somecrazdude2412 4 жыл бұрын
8 years ago.... Jesus, I feel much older than I should. I watched these during my AP World History class, feels like it was both yesterday and forever since then.
@hannahmelnyk8647
@hannahmelnyk8647 5 жыл бұрын
These courses are amazing! Thank you so much ❤️
@WobblesandBean
@WobblesandBean 11 жыл бұрын
1:20 I dunno about you guys, but I TOTALLY melted into a pile of ladyboners.
@phalange10
@phalange10 11 жыл бұрын
Really loving the on going Mongols exception joke
@Redarmywhorah
@Redarmywhorah 7 жыл бұрын
The "iraq" part had me dead. I'm such a dork.
@niekoward
@niekoward 10 жыл бұрын
dear john green, i thank you for not only creating such awesome books but for teaching me more than my dumb world history teacher. sincerely, Nieko
@algaedrone1833
@algaedrone1833 8 жыл бұрын
I can't find any evidence that the Assyrians thought the world would end if they weren't constantly at war. Source?
@joshz6975
@joshz6975 8 жыл бұрын
AP WORLD 2016!!!! LET'S GO!!!
@amyharney3254
@amyharney3254 8 жыл бұрын
+Greg Smith me tooooo
@joycelee718
@joycelee718 5 жыл бұрын
"You might be a smart kid, but I've been smart longer!" LOL!! I'll tell my son exactly the same way!! XD
@Hqrwey
@Hqrwey 5 жыл бұрын
iM tELLinG yOur soN
@LogEekumanAgination
@LogEekumanAgination 10 жыл бұрын
Kind of makes me cry that the region is so turbulent nowadays. Can you imagine the kind of tourism revenue the middle east as a whole could rake in from the entire friggin' world if they just got their shit together? Last I checked Italy is currently at number 1 with tourism revenue because ya know: Roman empire + Renaissance history, both history changers. And holy shit Pakistan had a million tourists in 2012! (you know, that's where the Indus River civilization had its shindig) But I want to marvel at the birthplace of the world's first systematically successful EMPIRE (which wikipedia tells me was the Akkadian Empire and not the Neo-Assyrian one... but it's still in the same region!) Sadly, I'm going to guess that most places that could have been archaeological marvels for the whole world, have been permanently ravaged. =(
@bigdaddyroundround9466
@bigdaddyroundround9466 7 жыл бұрын
Dirk Haupt "Mercia"...
@muhamedmahmutovic6639
@muhamedmahmutovic6639 4 жыл бұрын
Most of the Mesopothamian cities were destroyed in ancient times , some of them are found recently in 18th, 19th and 20th century and there are a lot of ancient Mesopothamian cities that are never found so there isn't a lot of traces from that era. Most of the things that would be interesting for tourists in the modern Middle East are traces of Roman , Persian or Islamic empires .
@ahadiareejmishaal9941
@ahadiareejmishaal9941 6 жыл бұрын
I had this lesson for my exams and i got 43/50, i didnt even study. Now i watched this video because i was interested, and not for school things lol
@abdullahcomam
@abdullahcomam 6 жыл бұрын
Proud to be Mesopotemian
@velvetsrose
@velvetsrose 6 жыл бұрын
I've watched the bloopers so many times that I absolutely expected him to completely mess up the "I'm not referencing Mark Twain, me from the past" line 😂. Genuinely surprised he ever managed to get that line out.
@mirnasabah6416
@mirnasabah6416 8 жыл бұрын
Assyrians still exist until this day
@sportentertainment9607
@sportentertainment9607 8 жыл бұрын
mirna sabah forever
@mgkatyj
@mgkatyj 8 жыл бұрын
For god's sake, the current people who're called Assyrians (sometimes call themselves interchangeably Syriacs, Chaldeans, or even Arameans) are not the same indigenous people of the historical Assyrian Empire. How could a supposed coherent ethnic group associate itself with so many different ethical identities all at once? They are simply the followers of the Church of the East (Nestorianism) and speak Syriac (western dialect of Aramaic) not Assyrian (a dialect of Akkadian). In fact only a very small portion originate from Arabia, Akkad and Babylon (Chaldea) while the majority are a mix from Pakistan, Iran, Turkey, Caucasus... etc. Please have a look at the Y-DNA haplogroup studies of the Near East.
@samg3095
@samg3095 7 жыл бұрын
mgkatyj I don’t think so ,we been there before they make it arab Country the Assyrian Chaldean are Iraqi native
@shabakaalkheil8616
@shabakaalkheil8616 7 жыл бұрын
Actually even an Assyrian i know has the surname Hindo which means Indian.
@savyor9985
@savyor9985 6 жыл бұрын
Syriac and Chaldean are Just branches of Christianity, however we are all from the same ethnicity and culture, Armenians are a different nation. The ancient people of Babylon do not exist anymore, Chaldean Catholics of today have no historical or archaeological relations to the ancient chaldeans of babylon, however the modern day people of northern Iraq are Assyrians who still speak the ancient Assyrian language .
@christinestill1990
@christinestill1990 9 жыл бұрын
My 11 year old doesn't understand all of the details but loves these!
@child9125
@child9125 9 жыл бұрын
+Chris Still Like I used to when I was 9 and 10 and 11.
@Johighness
@Johighness 9 жыл бұрын
I Love that you made a episode out of assyria/mesopotamia! Im assyrian and I feel very proud now😀👍🏼
@kaitlynnreed3124
@kaitlynnreed3124 6 жыл бұрын
"Oh younger version of myself, how I hate you." Me- *meEEEEE*
@I_am_Sev
@I_am_Sev 4 жыл бұрын
"This machine kills Fascists" took my attention
@AFCA-vn9bl
@AFCA-vn9bl 4 жыл бұрын
Yes that scared me aswell. Don’t kill me please thanks
@WillGPessoa
@WillGPessoa 9 жыл бұрын
Sensacional! Além dos vídeos conterem conteúdos excelentes e um "apresentador" cativante, os vídeos estão legendados em português. Thanks John!
@Refmoral
@Refmoral 10 жыл бұрын
This is a great show, congrats for everyone in the production, I really love it. But being an anarcho capitalist as I am I'd like to point out that the host says taxes are important for social order, but he doesn't provide any argument or evidence. I can understand that imposing taxes can generate compliance, but that's not the same as maintaining social order. I'd argue that kind of ruling system generated the need for wars and imperialism for example, which in the long run leads to collapse
@Refmoral
@Refmoral 10 жыл бұрын
***** but there was trade back then wasn't there?
@Jayel805
@Jayel805 10 жыл бұрын
It's important to be as objective as possible when examining evidence from the past. Part of that is shedding our own presumptions and perspectives on government and society, as they often don't fit into the universalist spheres of ideology we hold as self-evident in the modern era. That is to say, we can look at the collapse of a civilization and attribute it to specific instances of war or over reaching imperial conquest, but those specific instances don't necessarily lead to the collapse of every society across the globe. So don't look at history as a single, linear process leading up to one major event or another, because you will almost always make the mistake of analyzing history retrospectively instead of objectively (a good example is the so called "path to republicanism" in the American colonies that "led" to the American War for Independence). Instead, it's a series of events, related and unrelated, that play out in different ways in the context of different natural and social factors. To put it briefly, every event in history is different because of circumstances, thus none of them are inevitable.
@TheYpurias
@TheYpurias 10 жыл бұрын
In general, taxes are great for paying for defense, infrastructure (he did mention roads and how temples were considered part of the government back then), internal policing, and court systems. After all, even the biggest and wealthiest traders benefit from roads and other such forms of transportation that have historically been built and/or maintained by governments. Aqueducts and public baths increase hygiene and decrease the chance of an epidemic killing off you and your customers. Plus, a civilization that can maintain order within its borders, say by having guards and courts, means that people are less likely to resort to lawlessness like robbing from people who have stuff, like the wealthy. Guards that act for everyone's benefit are cheaper than having to hire your own garrison just to guard your own stuff like that. Also, without a collective way to pay for courts, courts and the wages of judges and bailiffs would be paid by whoever had more money. If you happen to have been the rich guy who built the court, chances are you could get away with murder. If regular people don't see themselves ever getting a fair shake under the system, as mentioned in the video, they're not inclined to fight back too much when someone else invades. While the wealthy may be fine paying for their own bodyguards, bodyguards don't mean anything if you let your city be conquered and destroyed by the next empire. Heck, your bodyguards probably won't stick around once their own families are threatened. Plus, there are the investments governments have made that can lead to huge, world-changing developments. Stuff like the internet, the space race, or Christopher Columbus's voyage to India.
@TheYpurias
@TheYpurias 10 жыл бұрын
Cindy Folch Try enforcing laws without a government and see where it gets you.
@Refmoral
@Refmoral 10 жыл бұрын
TheYpurias Ireland did it for 2000 years....
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