Messiest NYE Stories & Holiday Clapbacks | 5 Questions w/ DESUS & MERO | SHOWTIME

[@Timmy2Dope]

Some of my favorite moments on this show are when Mero says something fucked up and theres that awkward pause before everyone starts laughing 😂😂😂

[@purplepuffs2095]

Or when they say something slightly problematic & the other has to be the clean up crew.

[@Barmelo-Xanthony973]

“Use my face as a toilet seat”

[@Timmy2Dope]

@@purplepuffs2095 come in and sprinkle those "allegedlys" 😂

[@marcusgilly2388]

DESUS MERO WAS BOTH LIKE YO LETS GET PUT ON THE CRAZIEST JACKET WE CAN FIND IN WARDROBE

[@iscariottooth]

Legend has it that cuba Gooding jr was talking about pio

[@9thflavah]

“What’s your name? Mom? One two wit the homie Mom” DYING🤣🤣

[@amandaohara9524]

I've been sick as fuck for the last 8 days, and all I've watched is old Desus and Mero clips. Y'all been my companion throughout this hell I've been stuck in. Made my day seeing something new!

[@christophermichael5764]

Leave it to Desus to say something super smart in the middle of craziness. The brand is educational!

[@jayg5174]

BRO THEY REALLY TALKED YESENIA INTO EXISTENCE. she fine though

[@ThesageofSBT]

That last girl was fire tho

[@123G-r4d]

Wut... Looks like her daddy's the Cleveland Indians logo

[@roebusone730]

Sooooo fuckin sexy 👌👌👌

[@abunn72]

Indeed. The first chick was a cutie too.

[@fuegococoa]

123 G you’re gay

[@KingN8Boogie]

Yeah. She was super bad. Skin was magnificent

[@MissKHYT1]

Oh they make me homesick for NYC! And having been on out of service trains several times growing up in BK, their "BK to BX feels longer than interstellar travel" argument is plausible 😂 #E.T.notcheckingforBX

[@Jacintojudio3478]

Last shawty is a jumpofffff lmaooooo

[@MarkiethSmith]

Benny Blanco hell yes!

[@jlnolan1]

Right. But I thought all the ladies asking questions were nice looking.

[@CuddyTG]

I was scrolling through making sure someone commented about her

[@Okieant]

That's a Domincan chick from the Heights. Fall back. You not ready to handle that my g.

[@kerrajohnson3203]

@potlovingchef14 *write

[@MikeJones-fp1op]

That last girl was so beautiful 😍 man I hope I never fall in love with a Dominican chic from the Bronx I ain’t ready 2 lose my soul.

[@Dannyo7o7]

Happy Holidays Ballbags

[@Max25670]

You know what would be wild? If Pio (I'm no fokin' baby) really was a baby this whole time.

[@alexisborquez7803]

This show needs to be on for longer, i cant come to my regular ass job without Bodega Hive content.

[@SnappedNeck]

christ was born in spring- they retrofitted it to align with saturnalia (the pagan celebration of the winter solstice, which is where most of the traditions come from)

[@Max25670]

TEACH THESE DEVILS

[@Figs3]

I thought it was summer for these exact reasons. I need to study up on my Winter solstices.

[@deanwinchester8042]

He was born in harvest season aka fall. Around late September or early October. Also Christmas is idol worshipping since the god is the tree.

[@RebeccaJ720]

Ben Harper and Yuletide.

[@rustyjames2202]

Yeah right. What do you have his imaginary birth certificate?

[@jordachejordan90]

Ay that's the story from when they was on MTV and Mero did that drunk animated show. That was fire.

[@geekgirrrl]

Mom: " I brought you into this world, I can take you out. F' ur selfie - a$$" LOL

[@paul_dif]

Yesenia is NOT new to the hive

[@itsmark4135]

we still haven’t unlocked that bodega hive member at 6:30

[@claudiareyes356]

Lol Desus seems so over it lately when Mero pops off

[@lufesaro7741]

Seriously, I thought it was just me that noticed it

[@comicalsun2316]

That girl has perfect teeth

[@AndreaWKR]

Hey, Desus! I'm the girl from the basement! I tunnelled out eventually. Thanks for the party! Best night ever....until I sobered up. 😎

[@abunn72]

bleep, blarb, blarb...shuttle! I don't know why that was so funny to me. LOL

[@Bxbiggums]

Brooklyn to dyre is deadass three hours on the 5 train boyyyyy

[@tabi91100]

Desus-your aunt has been teaching you some things huh🧐😉

[@SurfDUI]

Has Kid M ever even been to the 500 cause I would def be lookin for my man if he made it all the way to Indianapolis😂

[@CuddyTG]

The 500....

[@getyamoney4171]

Stay off dem joker steps

[@jenniferorr938]

Yo that first girls hairs poppin

[@matthewjohnson1252]

With the homie mom lol

[@thestray]

"I'm here with the homie Mom"

[@general5886]

"NHHHEXT QHHUESTION!!!" 🤣

[@makaveli6873]

THE BRAND IS STRONGER THAN EVER

[@klaitor55]

Yo first woman to ask a question is definitely Bronx royalty.

[@peterirungu3982]

The subtitles are on point though

[@Alan-dp7ub]

desus fit is hard can someone tell me the name of the nike suit

[@trehoward4596]

i think thats a sacai nike jacket . i think it retails for like $500 on the nike site . The shoes he has on are the jordan 1 shattered backboard 3.0 . Shouldn't run you more than $250 after market . Get fresh my guy lol

[@Hi_Tamera]

Tre Howard Aye! Way to come thru

[@Wanziemad]

6:04 whats her @

[@Thrill_Hou]

Wanzie Meza I’m here for that, too 👀

[@tweetingsparks]

¡hola, hive de bodega! ❤️ ❤️

[@Onserio.]

Am I the only one who can sense a weird tension?

[@sevenmile24]

"New to the bodega hive" was fine as SHIT tho

[@reneehoward8936]

Not at much as well love you guys 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰💖💯🙅

[@rokeeffe91]

Was this mero's party legends story? Cause I liked the animation for that I can't find it anywhere now :(

[@peterirungu3982]

King henny palooza is a dope name.

[@willieandrew4507]

YEEEERRR

[@DVDSNutz]

dear showtime, please write them a million dollar check each. we need another season!!!!

[@pp3917]

SBB 3.0’s 🔥

[@samuelbtr7999]

Yo has season 2 come back

[@ddf5878]

IDEA FOR PRODUCERS: GET JON BELLION!

[@MrSplerge]

That’s the shit you call the Bronx is but we (in Rockland ) think the Bronx is close... idk what that might mean lol

[@Myrick313]

Lol you mean 4 cc of hookah stat.

[@beatsbykana]

glad i don't see extended family for thanksgiving lol

[@Suyv_Suyv]

AYAYA

[@Thrill_Hou]

Shorty who met Pio a bodega Queen 😍 what’s her onlyfans?

[@trueprolouge123]

Thrill Hou dawwwg 😂

[@andreford1753]

nobody: me with my scumbag ass: ...but who was shorty at the end thoooooo

[@lancinekeita4823]

Pio on thé show

[@lauranope605]

Tell me Desus...

[@UCUSmusic]

Desus is way funnier than mero

[@dafttassia1960]

Nah theyre good together

[@oshaemurray]

Shortie with sliver hair wow

[@123G-r4d]

Basic white woman. Typical

[@123G-r4d]

@@oshaemurray nah what I'm saying is it's typical to see a black dude salivate over basically any white woman

[@oshaemurray]

@@123G-r4d hahahaha gtfoh you sound like a haaater.. "oh damn black guy liking a white women" is she your girl? Are you mad?

[@biggmonie]

Henney colada???

[@internetgoob]

white people being involved w this show threw the whole chemistry off

[@nerobruno]

These guys joke alot but they dropped FACTS about X-mas. I wonder which bible student told them as they knew a bit too much details to have just Googled it. By the way, it won't hurt to google 25 December... Enjoy.

[@Bintmahmud]

I don't get the jokes am from Nigeria but I'm crushing on desus soo

[@taran2762]

Fauziya Manga lol yeah he’s fineee

[@allenmorningstar4839]

I’m starting to feel like Desus is carrying the whole show. I don’t know if the money is becoming the root of Mero’s inaptitude to his comedic sense but it feels forced. These dudes use to have me dying of laughing but now Mero makes me cringe 😩

[@peanutjelly727]

Mero can be over the top and almost too goofy sometimes, but I find that when his jokes land, they tend to be funnier than anything Desus would have said that whole segment. But, yeah, I wish Mero would turn it down a notch. I've been saying that since Viceland.

[@maribelayon3297]

An hour is not far🙄, 😜...especially if you take away all the stops and over-crowding. What is New York? Like 300 square miles. Y’all need to quit that motor vehicle bullshit and get them flying cars and teleportation pads already

[@jakewhite9681]

Tell me you don’t actually think New York is 300 square miles lol

[@jamesdonald125]

So you telling me jesus was a abu

[@jammit542]

Wow..Mero was terrible in this clip wasn't none the shit he was saying making sense or funny

[@msh104utube]

Never thought I would say it but Viceland Desus and Mero were much better than Showtime Desus and Mero, especially the commentary on the videos. The guests on Viceland were better; on Showtime they had Elizabeth Warren and Oprah's best friend...man, if I didn't want to watch Gayle on daytime TV, why would I hell would I want to watch her on a late night comedy show? Also, Elizabeth Warren?! Are you kidding me? Do you think Warren fits D&M's demographic? On Viceland, they had cool guest like Deontay WIlder, Awkafina, etc. Plus, this season was way to short; they had like 2shows. The only thing that got better were the skits...but I'm still gonna cancel my Showtime subscription, because sh*t ain't worth it.

[@NewYork4Life12]

You’re doing too much, calm down

[@Itsover156]

RELAX

[@kelechic.jemelumba9981]

I think this is as good, the guests are not as good and mero is somtimes to out of it, but everything else is the same atp or better. Think there sometimes need better stories to commentate

[@Ho11is2Ho11ywood]

I agree about the guests sometimes but they wouldn't grow as a brand if they only interviewed people who are from their demographic

[@rafaeashraf605]

facts it was never gonna be the same. but they're gettin the bag so happy for em

[@gifted8458]

Bodega hive ???that wack bro lol

[@CoachChef]

Worst questions eva

[@epramos6800]

All I read from your comment was, "Durka, durka, durka. Durrrrka, durka."