Blac Chyna’s Mom Tokyo Toni Needs a Man ASAP | DESUS & MERO | SHOWTIME

Blac Chyna's mom Tokyo Toni is in search of a boyfriend on her new reality dating show.
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DESUS & MERO, the Bronx’s very own, reconnected online in the early days of Twitter, where they unleashed their potent personalities and found themselves kindred spirits.. That led to stints on Complex and MTV, the Bodega Boys podcast, and a daily late-night show on Viceland, developing a feverish following. The quick-witted duo brings a distinct voice to late night, delivering smart and comedic commentary on any and all topics, that keeps audiences buzzing. DESUS & MERO continue to host their Bodega Boys podcast.

[@oreeleeyudonsae6363]

A glaring example of why older doesn't necessarily mean wiser...

[@jazzingirl]

AMEN

[@TotalTennisGeek]

Amen. Just A-MEN.

[@lipstickzombie4981]

@Evette Robinson Trash TV is pretty nonpartisan though.

[@saintzayan8205]

Usually the older people are supposed to be the wiser individuals but the bitch in the video is just a few of those bad apples that are just no good and lack proper home training when she was young

[@Abstract444]

Amen

[@sonjabridgeman6454]

I am over here cracking up

[@tiabia8839]

“I give you unlimited data” 😂😂😂💀💀💀

[@l-dogthegreat4746]

Shit had me DEAD 😂😂😂😅😅😅

[@CHARLESHARDIN96]

Tia Casey 😂😂

[@laminediallo9014]

LMAO 😂😂😂

[@jeso317]

"I put my sunglasses on my dick"!!!😂🤣🤣

[@tomkvideo]

“Low key I might be on this shit next season.”

[@nhlanhlamala2381]

"Jamaican nigga!"

[@saintzayan8205]

Because you have low standards🙄

[@bubbastevegarcia2459]

Saint Zayan you’re a fucking idiot

[@Marz2727]

@@saintzayan8205 This comment is a Desus quote in the clip...

[@saintzayan8205]

@@Marz2727 ah my bad. I noticed it was in quotations. I read too fast

[@iman4137]

highkey...I would pay large sums of money to see them react to each episode

[@para-yw9dn]

SAMEEE

[@QuiaNeHia]

they need to bring back people's couch and have them on it.

[@dma69nyc]

@@QuiaNeHia YES!!! I miss The People's Couch 🛋

[@biggie_angel]

That's the only way I would've watched TT show .

[@Shrimpslider]

“Mami look, I do like this to you” 😂

[@ibedatnexgangsta420]

his Dominican accents be the funniest shit

[@STAKBUNDLES]

😂😂😂😂

[@DuncanUdaho67]

Mero can say anything in that accent and it’ll have me rolling lmao.

[@victorrain]

“I give you unlimited data!”

[@tinabaygboe6879]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@vybezD]

Desus and Mero need to do reaction videos for episode that show.

[@geocyo8835]

ON GOD

[@silviadiaz1248]

Yeeeeeeeesssss!!!! That would be hil.a.ri.ous!!!

[@piratethugs984]

I can’t believe after all these years that BLAC CHYNA was the normal one in the family😂😂

[@diva1675]

That’s sad

[@WeaponOfMyDestructio]

I guess when you think about somebody had to spell China like that

[@Merrybandoruffians]

Explains a lot

[@CooknBimbo]

I watched the Tokyo Toni show and yeah.... this is the truest statement lol. Totally worth watching for the three times Blac Chyna shows up because you can tell even she thinks her mom is being too messy with this.

[@geechavvy06]

And smart apparently 😂

[@KingN8Boogie]

Man, I came back to this video a year later and I swear I can’t get through the first 30 seconds without crying 😭. Their reactions are priceless when she starts talking

[@mikem9704]

Imagine Blac Chyna isn't the trashiest person in her immediate family.

[@Sooopa_Doopa]

If you only knew. Well before the Kardashians, Blac Chyna and her moms was hood infamous in the DC "ureah". And when I say hood infamous I mean even if you had light pockets you were good. Her moms would do you for a rock. It is what it is

[@patsysadowski1546]

In fairness Chyna didn’t have much of a chance did she?

[@geocyo8835]

@@Sooopa_Doopa aren't they from east of the river d.c.? or eastover or something?

[@kongming66]

@@Sooopa_Doopa ...how these bitches get 'famous' famous? smh

[@rachelc586]

Lmfao

[@queerlybelovdd]

all the uncles showed up i'm💀😂😂

[@rainrainlsn]

'All Type uh Uncles', tonight on showtime.

[@Benm701]

"She's like the worst Vice Principal."

[@JaePhalcon]

I had a vice principal nearly like this too! I was like shiiiiit, Ms. Miles

[@ahtzirysortega]

I can’t wait until Mero finds out that Tokyo Toni was born in the Dominican Republic

[@staceyshere]

Wait what?!

[@AvarusSpurius]

FROM SANTO DOMINGO TOO HOLY SHIT

[@lohe592]

Dammmmm

[@Timbstep]

Lmaoo. He's definitely not claiming that 😂😂😂

[@shinebabyshine.]

Lmao she’s Dominican I can’t

[@sammay1]

I was sitting here thinking nothing could ever beat the washed dudes from "I love NY" But, here I sit wrong again as always

[@kayceecee-]

sammay1 they were so washed 🤣🤣

[@lmsytranscript]

Or Flavor of Love

[@Grnggrl92]

Put some respect on Mr. Boston 😂😂😂😂

[@Ayeebarkley]

Hey I love NY gave us chance 😂😂😂 and that dude was hilarious

[@aaronjohnson8490]

Will it be Tango or Chance??

[@thegumbonetwork1421]

Back after the breakup. Miss these guys. Im laughing like old times lol

[@kirstenflorence59]

How strong is the brand? The video gets a like before I even start it.

[@bhocolatebhipbookie3967]

Everytime!!😂

[@hattorihanzo9000]

HE SAID SWIZZ BEATZ LMFAOOOOOOO

[@axsmithsports]

Hahahahahahahaha!!!!! 😆😂🤣😭

[@seanwilson8168]

2:21 LOL

[@nirvana454]

hattorihanzo I caught that 🤣🤣

[@JayLWO]

I started out feeling bad and embarrassed to watch this and then you guys up and had me dying with laughter. Thanks. I might have to watch this show myself.

[@Nothingatall1984]

I hope so. I'm not even half way through and I'm bugging

[@TheVerse101]

Just don’t take it serious bc this is hilarious TV

[@finished6267]

Niggas you ain't paying for no showtime.

[@nirvana454]

I'd watch them watch the show...

[@taylorsimon1927]

I miss these guys 😢

[@peanutjelly727]

I didn't realize how dry reality tv really was when Flavor of Love went off the air. Ratchet reality tv is finally making a comeback!

[@scoopball4203]

Yes and Zeus network got most of it. Lmao This and Joseline’s show are hilarious

[@DavidLaMorte]

Her daughter is the voice of reason on this show 😂😂😂

[@lmsytranscript]

Because she was raised by her grandmother!

[@crulio]

If I had a time machine, the first thing i'd do is go back to my senior year in high school, and make my yearbook quote. "Would you tell your mom that you have a girlfriend called Tokyo Toni that twerks , likes to smoke blunts and fvck all day"

[@devzeppilin]

I was yelling "yoooo chill" through the whole damn video. 💀

[@tokyotank123]

I legit watch this once a week. The clip is gold, their reactions are priceless, and the audience is loving it. This shit kills 😂

[@NyseFBaby]

“I bet you can’t do this on concrete!” Desus and Mero miss nothing!! 😭😂🤣

[@LindaMitchell]

"Pull that foreskin back!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@biggie_angel]

😂😂😂

[@dougsimpson3292]

I can only imagine this happening: Tokyo Toni - "N***a 3 and N***a 7, I only have one woodtipped black & mild left to give away. Who ever I give this shit to stays in the competition for the chance to blow my back out. The other goes back to the halfway house."

[@chelseaap]

Stoppp💀💀

[@kristofferwash1]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@x_VineM_x]

😭😭

[@chriss1875]

This is the 1st one on Showtime that felt like Viceland Desus and Mero...

[@seanwilson8168]

FACTS

[@brotherdandy]

This is possibly the best dating show ever.

[@odysseymack9122]

Flavor of Love and I love New York hands down are the best dating/comedy shows of all time.

[@richbrass12]

I was choking gasping for air laughing at this s***. Wow! That first 3 seconds of that trailer had me rolling laughing

[@richbrass12]

@Maria Gonzalez lol that's her love language

[@Squidbaby]

How does mans forehead got waves 😂

[@Drip4Less_]

Where can i find this trash??? I'm tuning in asap lol.

[@ten4k964]

KZbin @zeustv

[@lovechildtre4961]

Bearded Wavy on Zeus...but KZbin has it too...I’m ashamed to admit this but TOKYO TONI’S DATING SHOW IS 🔥😂🤣😂

[@TaysTings]

Fr tho

[@nikibee3013]

“I bet you can’t do this, on concrete.”

[@kerrajohnson3203]

Laughed from beginning to end. Nonstop. 😂😂

[@EddieDropkick]

They even got Jack the snake Roberts on this.

[@davidstrange6759]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 I mean he needed somewhere to go after DDP kicked him out, so...

[@eugeniageneva]

Is this the Drake’s dad look a like contest?

[@Jen-ok6os]

'Sexy Squidward' had me rolling 😂😂😂

[@rachelc586]

Swiss beats 😂😂😂 I fell of my couch 🛋

[@7solseven]

Tokyo Toni sounds like my kind of broad !! I obviously have no business dating 😍😆😂

[@laurastrong4337]

VH1 called, wants their 2008 Reality TV shows back 😂😂😂

[@straightblacksah5272]

I'm SO surprised that fork didn't melt when she licked it.

[@b.b.1989]

TEAAARS

[@jeremyblackwater439]

Lol read it as she did it😞😂🤢

[@kalvin9479]

So they got clearance for this one huh 😂

[@kayceecee-]

Kalvinツ right? When this shit aired on the show I said: NO WAYYYY they get clearance for KZbin 🤣

[@dlein93]

"Ahhh, look at Sexy Squidward" 😂🤣

[@mookglenn7438]

Lmao..that's the most sad dating show I've ever seen. Makes all the others seem classy.

[@AG-sd1tb]

when you're on parole a job is a job

[@kayceecee-]

This was THE BEST SEGMENT on their show 🤣🤣!! I remember watching this LIVE and I ran tf’ OUT 😫💀!! “The medication Lyrica?” 💀💀😫🤣 “All kinds of niggas..” 💀💀😫🤣💀 “What is Swizz Beats doin’ here?” 😫😫🤣 “You know i been locked up forever..” 💀💀🤣😫 Bruhhhh... BEST SEGMENT EVER!!

[@reydelacosa]

This still makes me cry laugh🤣🤣🤣

[@marcosnunez5873]

2:32, That white guy looks like Ron Jeremey 😂😂😂

[@CharmagneChaCha]

I started watchin this shit after this aired... i regret it but im also not finna stop watchin it 😭😭😭😭 someone help

[@jzsson2283]

what channel?? lmfao

[@padrescott2047]

It's too late. You're in the sunken place

[@YungRasputin]

chacha rane yo where does it air?

[@nigeriannerdygirl]

Omgggggggg me tooo 😂

[@CharmagneChaCha]

@@jzsson2283 its on an app called Zeus. Its $4 a month lol

[@EazyMoneyBrodie74]

Is that Sammy Sosa @ 2:57?

[@FFmaxxx]

Nah he aignt white as a ghost

[@cocoapeach]

I got a headache from laughing so hard at this.

[@DorisClay]

I'd watch with their commentary.

[@mraverybrown4621]

"I give you unlimited data!" Haaaa! Lol! - 😂

[@incrediblehonky1]

That dudes forehead looks like the Joker stairs.

[@dancemusikk]

You called stairs that been in the Bronx for years...the Joker stairs? Lmao you outta line...

[@cmwky92]

The dude's forehead look like the ripples on a beach

[@dancemusikk]

@D K no we're strong enough with the Brand to know calling it that is for trash out of towners

[@incrediblehonky1]

smokey. mcwallace Why so stair-ious?

[@incrediblehonky1]

D K smdftb foh Been watching this shyt since juice box was around poosay boi. It was another reference damn.

[@lawofgravity1979]

“What is Swizz Beatz doin here?” -Mero 2019

[@supacyanide4442]

One year anniversary of this great video. Prob my fav segment from the showtime show.

[@TheLion377]

Tokyo adrift😂 u guys are killing me

[@justanotherdude4168]

We need a damn series on this show alone lmao

[@justanotherdude4168]

React episode by episode lmao

[@SylenaAnelyesTopaz55]

'I bet you can't do this, on concrete' 😭😭💀💀💀

[@mraverybrown4621]

The first minute alone, has me crying-laughing! Desus & Mero are hilarious... "Where's the clean version?!" Lmao! -- 😂😂

[@eatyourveggies_]

YOO! They got the mans from Blue Bloods up in there??? the budget is crazy

[@nathanielbaxter533]

Don't disrespect Magnum PI like that.

[@kayenjee]

I laughed too hard at this.

[@shanafehr]

I keep coming back to these videos, to laugh my ass off... This one in particular kills me every time. Hilarious!!

[@evangeline6]

Tokyo should be a guest on the show

[@jay_wats_]

They really greenlighting anything and everything these days 😭

[@AfroAngola]

Seriously 🤣😂😅

[@DarthFurie]

It's been a month and this is still the best TV show promo trailer I've ever seen. I mean my god lmao

[@thenyhernandez499]

Please bring desis and Mero backkkkk

[@orangeslices990]

😢😢😢

[@hinson0]

Every time I feel down I watch this and can't help but be in a better mood

[@danamorey2422]

still sad they broke up

[@Adwoa1]

I've got SO much respect for Blac Chyna loool, she didn't stand a chance 😭😭😂😂

[@anthonysclafani3963]

I'm never gonna watch this show, but I will def watch Desus and Mero react to it- it's even funnier without the context 😂

[@juanitaleak6482]

Omg 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣this is gold

[@grant242]

3:39 yo so you telling me that ain’t Jeezy 😂😂

[@patrickmartin3180]

The brand is Soo strong!! I laughed so hard

[@jamesmason7979]

Everytime I try to watch this clip I watch it three times. It's magnificent in so many ways.

[@CelladoraWanderlust]

I have watched this episode 7 times yesterday it's so damn funny lmfaooooo 😅🤣😂👍💯

[@jeredsteadman4160]

You is that one cat Norm Macdonald with a mustache

[@symonejianni]

One of the funniest video reviews I’ve watched by y’all thus far 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@t5dagreat]

Tokyo Toni dating show... I'm deadass here for this!! Can you say Trainwreck?

[@gailtaylor1033]

Just one thing, How can we include Drake's pops?

[@kristophergracia3162]

Why does dude with the multi-layered forehead look like Slappy from Goosebumps?!

[@peterirungu4083]

Desus crying fam lol

[@Charles_N]

4:08 how she say that with a straight face!? LMFAO!

[@GorgonDrageil]

I CANT BREATHE!!! 😂😂😂😭😭

[@MsAlequin]

This never gets old 🤣🤣🤣

[@b1gbuck]

the way Desus' eyes were so red and teary after cutting to his face again hahahaha

[@tyrellthompson1228]

SEXY SQUIDWARD 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@BerdFly]

W...in...tf

[@cncn1995]

At 2:19 you can see them self censor a nipsey hussle joke.

[@sweetleaf634]

yo i thought i was the only one who caught that shit

[@philippacheco6492]

2:17 what’s Kat Williams doing here?

[@beardgangman]

This is an instant classic 😂😂😂

[@douglaspittmanjr.6691]

This Tokyo Toni show is, like Flavor Flav reality show is, on Speed, Meth, Viagra, and Colt 45 all together.

[@KayN806]

What’s the name of this show? Asking for a friend.

[@jjoyous]

Unlimited ratchedness!!!!😂😂😂😂

[@Guevon_Pajaro]

Yooo, high key the funniest shit I've seen all year!! Holy....!!!!

[@kayenjee]

So, no one's going to talk about Tom Selleck in the line up at 2:27? 👀

[@100pcntreal]

Unlimited data killed me 💀💀💀

[@sophisticated1920]

I haven't laughed this hard in a while!!! 😂

[@araknair9605]

If the show is called "all types" I'd actual give it a try but if its the FULL title, I'm watching at least 3 episodes.

[@l-dogthegreat4746]

This should be trending Number 1 Everywhere!!!

[@auntienikkisgamin9251]

im dead I need them commenting on every episode

[@chelseaap]

I was thinking the same🤣

[@umusuuk]

ngl, this looks a million times more interesting than msot dating shows