Metal Forging with Biggest Hammer on Industrial Level

Metal Forging with Biggest Hammer on Industrial Level #forging #shorts

[@tharealdonmega]

Dude stepped back a little more after that 2nd plug popped out

[@skilledworkervideos78699]

Yeah that's safety first😊

[@jacobj6376]

Because his job was done... you talking like he doesn't do this everyday with that occurring multiple times.

[@vapormissile]

Thanks- I looked again - yeah it was a bullet

[@royooi73]

He just want to stay under the shade

[@zap2747]

It’s not a plug it’s a slot tool

[@JasonLihani]

So that's what my upstairs neighbors are doing.

[@SPJ-88]

I wish there are legit activities that we can make noise back to upstairs neighbour without using a hammer. Maybe a hanged punching bag? Will that transfer noise to the ceiling.

[@Kris-vb9uz]

​@@SPJ-88yes

[@cHAOs9]

​@@SPJ-88old school broomstick👍

[@CryptolockerMD]

@@SPJ-88 subwoofer mounted to the ceiling playing mexican fiesta music on repeat

[@hemo4986]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@tayismyhandle]

those 12 hits were the power of a single dwarven blow

[@duquepp2078]

ROCK AND STONE YEAH!

[@Pink_Invader]

ROCK AND STONE BROTHER

[@Pink_Invader]

ROCK AND STONE BROTHER

[@Pink_Invader]

Mushroom

[@Painstillplays]

ROCK AND STONE!!!!

[@midas7934]

What it looks like to be teabagged by chuck norris

[@wg9628]

😂😂😂😂

[@thedylan5143]

Bringing back Chuck.😁

[@fins6191]

2006 called. It wants its overused desd horse back

[@midas7934]

@@fins6191 1990’s called, it wants its worn out comeback back

[@playkapenda2074]

Very good

[@SpaceCircIes]

"You guys know you should be wearing hearing protection, right?" Guys: "what?"

[@kf1416]

tht shit is probably so loud

[@feero9680]

safety expert at home:

[@chris101ward]

WHAT!?

[@AeroMittens]

Sad but true

[@harloquin666]

No OSHA in China 😂

[@korkiwi]

That is the most complicated and dangerous way I've seen to make dice.

[@masterodisguise2983]

Bro your joke is pretty smart

[@zcombs15]

☠️☠️☠️

[@mikelang4853]

Giant / Dragon Dice

[@ChevyJakson]

Just wait until you see how they compress it down to normal dice size

[@MrSlim1087]

😂

[@_0_0___]

I've watched this like 20 times and it still hasn't gotten old

[@divyanshsingh3154]

I thought the hammer fell on him on the first strike 💀

[@911ACTIONJCAM]

😅

[@juliogarcia9738]

Me too

[@fa7bian1]

2x...too

[@TastyDog23]

This thing probably breaks less than the McDonald’s icecream machine.

[@BlackPlatino]

You just described 95% of the machines in the world

[@chandlerbraaten847]

Fun fact. The ice cream machine at a McDonald's usually isn't broken. They just say that because they don't want to clean and maintain it.

[@CircumcisionIsChildAbuse]

​@@chandlerbraaten847that's a common myth. They're improperly maintained and require a lot of service.

[@warrenlancaster9305]

@@CircumcisionIsChildAbusenot a myth at all. There was a law suit about it where the manufacturer sued McDonald’s about them saying their machines were always down and came to find out that the company can monitor the machines and showed that they were not down but the employee’s just didn’t want to clean them.

[@CircumcisionIsChildAbuse]

​@@warrenlancaster9305 1. don't interject into a conversation if you're going to be THIS confused. 2. The original comment says: The ice cream machine at a McDonald's usually isn't broken. They just say that because they don't want to clean and maintain it. Which is CONSPIRATORIAL. And acussatory- and you JUST confirm exactly what I said. It's neglected equipment...it has nothing to do with the franchise... so what are you even saying? why is this confusing? READ. No lawsuit has ever confirmed that mcdonalds restaurants purposefully refuse to sell ice cream...you have 15 year olds in charge of operating heaivly sensitive equipment. The more functional restaurants have working ice cream...what are you even saying? this common MYTH- is that mcdonalds has a BUSINESS strategy where they refuse ice cream during off-season months. which is nonsense. you can get an icream ALL year round- assuming you go into a restaurant run by competent managers....its the bottom of the barrel for restaurants...so having high expectations for equipment management is unrealistic. go to a 5 star mcdonalds and you'll find ice cream...jeez. i just wasted all that time on this nonsense.

[@thesteezylifeofdrew]

I used to work in an American forge like this. We had guard cages over the 20k psi hydraulic hammers and were required to wear bullet proof aprons. There was one machine that still didn’t have the guard cages installed yet and they operated it anyway, the ingot flew out the hammer like a bullet and almost took a dudes leg out. He was screaming on the floor and they had to call an ambulance. Crazy thing is, I was instructed to turn my back to this machine to sharpen a blade when this happened, standing right behind the dude that got struck. Had he not been standing there, I might be paralyzed right now. Needless to say, I quit the next week and got into plumbing instead lol

[@colestowing8695]

plumbing? that sounds like a crappy job. (sorry-couldnt help myself😂) (edit)... so many r/whooshes. THIS IS JUST A JOKE. The OP said he got a job as a plumber. Plumbers deal with crap (ie poop). Thus the (admittedly silly) joke..."a crappy job". It's just a poop joke yall- everybody needs to calm tf down🤦‍♂️

[@vasiliynikitin1070]

янки бояться собственной тени. работал я в американской фирме слабые и довольно глупые люди если работа не по их квалификации

[@Gerasim17352]

​@@colestowing8695, почему это так звучит для тебя?

[@AjayKumar-ws2pv]

😊😊😊

[@EngChagas]

Better safe than paralyzed.

[@silkroad9991]

Her: dw, he's just a friend Him and her:

[@josephg9245]

Her and them

[@hemilife602]

My mind assumed that short dude was about to be crushed 😂

[@westonforced-last-name-dis3560]

No eye protection, no hearing protection, definitely OSHA approved ✅

[@MrBilld75]

China laughs at OSHA, lol. Dude on the left is wearing a face shield, so at least someone there has a brain.

[@joshuasavage7859]

Thats on china man that people get pay a dollar per day the are slaves

[@alexandro4169]

Nosha 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@duncanfinch27]

OSHA? Never heard of her

[@joshuasavage7859]

​@@duncanfinch27no in china my man😂😂😂😂

[@TobiHReact]

7 rings were given to dwarflords, great miners and craftmen of the mountainholds

[@robertg6339]

1 ring to rule them all.

[@RealUlrichLeland]

The skill of the dwarves was unequalled

[@professor_skilla]

Genius you are....

[@hughmalloy5414]

Good one 😅

[@alexanderx33]

​@@RealUlrichLeland...fasioning objects of great beauty

[@user-bp1el4wk5j]

Всем работягам - уважение!

[@TruckinWitOG3]

This was extremely satisfying to watch

[@danboy98]

Netflix: “are you still watching?” Someone’s daughter:

[@AlgorithmAlloy]

Hilarious 😂

[@movement2contact]

Huh...? 🤔

[@eh6971]

​@@movement2contact you are or too young or too pure hearted

[@movement2contact]

@@eh6971 Okay...

[@eh6971]

@@movement2contact Are you really confused by what it means?

[@btorun]

Thor ordered a new hammer, they are working on it

[@joaosobreira6926]

😂😂😂

[@calisurf5386]

This is the behind the scenes cut

[@gjhath]

You cant even name 5 norse gods.

[@Ilovemelonss]

​@@gjhath🤓

[@Gingnose]

Someone's mad

[@mrminiyo4295]

Bro lives under the lonely mountain working in the dwarves forges of Erebor

[@creativecontent8919]

When you tell her “I’m not that big”

[@richardbonnette490]

"You, uh, gonna pull that last one out, Greg? It's your turn!"

[@Silverin_]

They were probably gonna drive it in deeper with another piece, I imagine they intend to punch all the way through

[@professorstory282]

@@Silverin_I believe that not only was he (@richardbonnette490) aware that the “plug” was intended to be permanent, but he juxtaposes that fact with the apparent perceptions-or, better, misconceptions-expressed by viewers in the comments to create a satirical effect via an exceptionally succinct, yet effectually multifaceted, provocative, and delightfully humorous, monologue.

[@GoBucks3435]

😂😂

[@thomasarussellsr]

look again. that "last one" wasn't in the hole when the hammer came back up.

[@Eluzian86]

​@@thomasarussellsr Yes it was. It was just level with the piece.

[@rzgaming5678]

The powerhammer they tell you to get when you first start out blacksmithing

[@monumentalsin3552]

With the recommended 500 pound German anvil.

[@skitidet4302]

@@monumentalsin3552 500 pound? Sounds a bit light, especially for this hammer. Try 50,000 pound.

[@tristanperciful6609]

The first 0.5 second was an emotional rollercoaster

[@MarkValascun]

Netflix: are you still watching? Someone’s daughter:

[@zvisger]

The guy she tells you not to worry about: The Hammer

[@Wtfinc]

Oh my god lol!

[@nigelberrenstein8748]

Smaaasshhhiiiinnnggg

[@RaphiEitelberg]

LEMME SMASH

[@kornellbrown3802]

Thought it was a Symbiotic Titan reference for a sec lol

[@fernanmachofms]

​@@RaphiEitelberg😊😊😅😅

[@Sky-pg6xy]

This video is perfect for explaining what my migraines feel like to my doctor.

[@greenbudkelly2820]

Trufe

[@DonaldDump2024]

Why would your migraines make you doctor feel like that? Oh, I get it. For explaining to your doctor what your migraines feel like to you. (I actually understood what you meant to say. Just a little humorous lesson.)

[@user-fe6jt1bj2f]

Netflix “are you still watching” *someone’s daughter*😂

[@anti2229]

“Are you still watching?” Daughter:

[@tyoung9012]

eye protection optional

[@dalestoner2928]

OSHA would have a hey day at that place

[@flooid5506]

Ear pro too apparently

[@jamesgloriod7195]

Not to mention some hearing protection!

[@toddrf]

Safety squints engaged!

[@pablohawthorne4248]

Chinese are born with safety squints!! 😉

[@jonmopjovi2734]

As a man who routinely missed the nail and hits his finger, I shudder at this.

[@jacobkudrowich]

I hope you're not dumb enough to be serious

[@nickizcool20]

Neighbor in the upstairs apt:

[@GamerDude27]

It's all shits and giggles until the LiveLeak logo appears

[@MrLee-cy1pw]

It's always great to have hole in a metal cube.

[@ym-us2ck]

I make a point of doing it every Sunday.

[@Volhybo1t]

What are they doing tho???

[@subzero2385]

​@@Volhybo1tони делают углубление в металлическом кубе, не благодарите 😅

[@solidtank7957]

Hahahahhahah this killed me

[@MENTALTAKEDOWN]

@@subzero2385😂😂😂

[@AnUtterSimpleton]

Not a hard hat or pair of safety goggles in sight, just people living in the moment.

[@foggy7595]

If something chips under that thing, I don't think safety glasses are gonna save you...

[@hubertcumberdale8175]

Yea, pretty sure a hard hat would have no difference from a fairy princess tiara under that hammer

[@VONYX8]

The other great thing is in another moment they might not be living at all! Safety first mf

[@tomburton1037]

Note guy on left with red hardhat and visor

[@0dznutz]

​@@hubertcumberdale8175😂😂😂

[@deathwraith3326]

These are the type of men doing the good work out there hope they get a raise or more

[@XxAfroCoreBassxX]

That ping is like music to my ears. I love everything about metal

[@tritile]

Beats harder than life

[@_bizmo_fungus_894]

Harder than my dad lmao

[@giannosfor]

❤

[@lamdelmundo8492]

Dwarven blacksmiths after seeing this video: 🥺

[@grantquinones]

The chinese in the dwarves of the same height

[@koke-8372]

​@@grantquinonesbrooo, hahaha

[@Dixby_Floppin]

@@grantquinones dwarves are tougher

[@YogsenForfoth]

they delved too greedily and too deep

[@Dixby_Floppin]

@@YogsenForfoth into Taiwan

[@Dark_Knight573]

He was like uh the heck was that thing supposed to pop out like that if so I’m standing further back for the 3rd one just in case

[@ezurmnd]

Mc Donald's workers: i need a raise

[@Zak_Nike]

😅 yeah, right.

[@joshuawoodward9206]

I'unno, this looks a lot easier than McDonalds.

[@Xrater96]

Security level: "god...im ready when you are"

[@ggvbayareaoakland5914]

Hahahaha 😂 that was funny 😂

[@adamcleveland4674]

😂😂😂🎉 OMG 🎉🎉

[@zg2964]

that one guy was definitely using safety squints.

[@pacojuanrico7083]

Criminialy underrated comment

[@TheDrifter-vx9fc]

I can here every dwarf in the forge salivating over this peice of machinery

[@djvelocity]

Who knew you could *BUY Thor’s hammer?* I mean it’s a Made in China replica Thor’s hammer… but still 😳🙌

[@SavageVoyageur]

Personal protection has left the building.

[@bryanlejano3775]

You dont need ppe in china. 😅

[@MrBilld75]

Dude on the left has got it though, at least he's wear a face shield.

[@supahvaporeon]

Idk if theres PPE on earth that could survive a 2-3ton hammer forge

[@87elky383able]

Brought to you by durex

[@donk8027]

Nga wtf gonna protect you from like a 500 pound thing coming down fast asf from getting squished

[@factualshorts864]

at first though bro got smoked xD

[@rockmateen]

At first I thought the hydraulic is dropping on the man

[@tonynotstated695]

When she says harder, this is what she is talking about.

[@MrPotato-hd8bh]

First Chinese video that is not speed up... congratulations

[@kevinbell6247]

Check out the red glow on the side of the block getting bigger when the hammer hits....shows how much energy is goin through it......awesome...

[@georgea7336]

Just saw that after you mentioned....very awesome

[@RC-nv6rc]

20,000 psi

[@floofyfurlogdog999]

Might be exposure thing because of the ram, idk though, it is a lot of force.

[@umiumi879]

That's just exposure time difference

[@Truskilzz710]

Physics is some crazy stuff

[@Blacktopmafia660]

Brings back memories of them college years.

[@MozzDef]

I love watching 2 inch tall people making the end of pencils. So satisfying 😍😍😍

[@leftelementstudios]

Camera angle had me at the beginning for a split second lol

[@jallen8425]

Right???

[@frx1p32dz2]

fr, i was like DID BRO JUST GET CLOBBERED? lmaoo

[@therey0744]

Every drop😂😂

[@TheAdoringFan]

The chants of the dwarves are echoing in my ears

[@ajbfwb]

Now THERE'S some choreography you DON'T want to eff up. ".....a 5-6-7-8!" 🤣

[@bztube888]

It's perfectly safe, he has the hat on.

[@roberthoover440]

Safety squints

[@Kamehameha493]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Abdulwahidmaster]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@dimp2w54]

They just use smoll hammer, nothing to worry.

[@akiraic]

to be fair, no safety equipment would save anyone from anything comming from that machine

[@mixter7x7]

I worked for a company that made railroad parts. Our forging hammer had a concrete foundation over 25’ deep , solid concrete and rebar. It would shake the whole neighborhood like a small earthquake when we were forging parts.

[@FriskTheFallen]

i'm sure they appreciated that.

[@sean_westfall]

Where was this like city, I love hearing about other people’s city’s

[@mixter7x7]

@@sean_westfall Memphis Tn.

[@sageminentjunky5197]

God damn. I thought the smell of beer cooking/ fermenting from the Sierra Nevada brewery I live next to was bad but I can't imagine what the neighbors of that forge had to deal with.

[@mixter7x7]

@@sageminentjunky5197 You could feel it shake the ground from 1/4 - 1/2 mile. Beyond a 1/2 mile the shaking stopped but you could still hear it out to a mile. We were not allowed to operate it before 9am or after 5 pm just so people could eat their dinner without listening to it.

[@vinegro4579]

Thought bro was about to get flattened in that first second of the clip.

[@h.a.6790]

This somehow reminded me of that looney toon scene where one person was hammering with a mallet while the other was hitting hard with a sledgehammer

[@user-ps3qu3jl6g]

Men who seriously make "1" of the dice.

[@azaraba9716]

Is this a Kaiji season 2 reference?

[@hullster9970]

lol, the 1 crew. They rotate weekly to keep it real.....

[@_chrisbuzz]

I'm not sure what this is achieving, but it looks strong as hell

[@osmacar5331]

That's a power hammer, hitting with like 250 netric tonnes offorce for a drift plug.

[@camapdien]

Seem like they try to make the hole bigger and deeper

[@cutiebunnyamber3447]

​@@camapdien👀👀👀

[@camapdien]

@@cutiebunnyamber3447 👀👀👀

[@DieselRamcharger]

they are making a hole. but unlike drilling this compresses the metal all around so you get a much stronger tighter grain structure.

[@tonysellztampa7873]

I first thought "Damn my algorithm is getting brutal" and dude got squished. Had to watch again

[@69thsailor]

"Babe I don't think it's gonna fit"

[@davey2k12]

Proceeds to slam it in anyway 😂😆😂😆😂😆

[@RobertoSantana61]

"If it don't fit don't force it"

[@mr.chaosvicious5968]

"Oh really now? Well I beg to differ..." 😈

[@natemora]

Everything reminds me of her ❤

[@nappy1493]

Gonna pound her heart when I see her again❤❤❤.

[@cutiebunnyamber3447]

SHE'S 7!!!

[@vedarovski4110]

I don't what they are doing but this looks amazing 🤩

[@user-ue3zm6hw5z]

Канабис забивают

[@GreekWaroh4]

For a second it look like that guy in the middle was gonna be a flat dead man😅😮

[@ryanwilson2016]

The craziest part of all this is those welds holding the guide together.

[@dumdidumdumification]

Holy shit, thanks for that shocker.

[@qw7154]

What weld is he talking about????

[@supremetacogames]

@@qw7154the thing thats guiding the giant block onto the metal cube. each of the joints in all that metal structure has to be welded together and im not sure how they got it to be that strong but they did. impressive what humans can do when we dedicate ourselves to anything

[@richardfarabaugh7604]

So satisfying. The pressure generated with each hammer strike has to be enormous. I love watching metal work being done.

[@skilledworkervideos78699]

Thank youso much❤

[@Mangsaab1954]

Watch fingers!

[@Heisty1]

When you scared more of the job than your boss

[@gameosphere7660]

"We bring to you LIVE, here we can see Earth cracking,"

[@racetrackalexander381]

The Ladish Hammer, also known as the 85 Hammer, is one of the world's largest counterblow hammers. It was built in 1959 in Wisconsin. The hammer weighs over one million pounds and is five stories above and below ground. It's located in Cudahy, Wisconsin. Counterblow hammers are used for manufacturing large forgings. The high impact energy and tonnage of the hammer dies, moving in opposite directions, allows for precision forming of large forgings. The Ladish Company originated in 1905 when Herman Ladish, a supervisor at the American Malting Company, sought a solution for machine problems. Ladish approached John Obenberger, who ran a local forging shop, to address the matter and formed a business partnership.

[@racetrackalexander381]

Top and bottom rams weigh approx 375,000 pounds each.

[@therantingidiots8769]

There are bigger ones now. The 140k in Texas is one. That is not to say that the 85 hasn't been and won't continue to be a magnificent piece of machinery.

[@ryanjooste2294]

Reminds me of a romantic night with the misses.

[@skilledworkervideos78699]

Hahaha got that🤣

[@user-gs5uf4lk7u]

Not bad 🤣

[@andrewwallace4741]

Forgotten all about what that’s like

[@22svoi22]

Ты долбил железную леди?

[@richardweber3511]

😅😅😅😅 ça c'est du romantisme 😅😅😅😅

[@fuzziebear666]

Idk why i was imagining a epic dwarf song to the beat of the massive hamer

[@justaguywhocommentsforfun]

*Me when I have to go up for a presentation in school at **8:43*

[@violaballs]

So that’s how they make forks.

[@MrBingoba]

Lmao :,D

[@steveroyston5393]

Legend has it, there was not a pair of safety glasses in sight... 😮

[@AffordBindEquipment]

That’s what the safety squint is for. Very effective!

[@beastcreeper6000]

One guy on the left at least had a shield for his face.

[@discoverneweyes]

@@beastcreeper6000 He is their token pussie.. Future OSHA hire.

[@dylconnaway9976]

This how you know they’re valued by the company.

[@Mr.Plant_man]

Only douchebags make the same worn out ass comment "legend has it" on everything just for likes. Come up with something original.

[@Uni_Rabbit]

Why is this the most satisfying thing ever 🤤

[@warrencarreras2968]

OSHA would have a field day with these guys lol

[@Zack.G23]

OSHA would probably get strapped underneath that hammer wherever this is being filmed lol

[@DustyEmma]

That’s why the countries who don’t have OSHA still have a valid steel industry 😂

[@Analstrosen]

At least they have shoes

[@ldt8904]

@@Zack.G23yea f**kem, those clipboard-junkie freaks, with their piles of useless checklists, and ridiculous expectations 🤐 Would happily sign a waiver to keep those snitches off my back

[@effyouceeekay]

Osha ain’t only for equipment but rather pre cautions

[@captainteamcarry3]

Back in my day we did this bare handed, uphill both ways.

[@Xion6]

What are they making?

[@GrifoStelle]

Chest deep in snow?

[@IceWolf42000]

😮😮😮😮~m~m~mmmmmm mm

[@mordecaiesther3591]

❤❤ I wish I worked there . I see one guy with real smarts wearing a face protection to the left . Jesus protect them both . 🩸 Fill them with the Holy Ghost

[@StyxiuSCruX]

​@@GrifoStelle yes, but you forgot about the incessant freezing rain below waist and scorching heat above neck level with obvious lack of shoes because they weren't invented yet

[@EastsideRapper89]

Dmn my high azz thought dude got crushed by that in the very beginning 😂 didn't realize what was going on

[@nightmaredream7623]

Wait till OSHA sees they aren’t even wearing f***** safety glasses

[@ottovonbearsmark8876]

I don’t know why they’re putting a hole in what appears to be an explosive metal cube, but I’m glad I’m on this side of the screen

[@du4lstrik3]

It's an alignment hole.

[@mikermillersd]

​@@du4lstrik3oh okay that explains things

[@brianfulton4650]

​@@mikermillersdit makes sure the forged metal is lined up. 😅

[@ginogarcia414]

​@@brianfulton4650now you are more lost

[@jefferyshall]

Average American: “Why is everything from China so much cheaper?” This video:

[@chrisstromberg6527]

Yep, no safety, no health benefits, no environmental protections, and they wonder why we can't compete and jobs leave the USA!

[@pgvsmith1]

no variation in that process…

[@unemployedgringo]

That last hit was personal

[@Wandrng_drifter]

It’s cool how the hammer guy holds it low for a second to catch the forging tool thing for when it pops out instead of letting it just shoot into the air and hurt someone

[@Onikag]

Anyone else think the press crushed the guy at first??

[@gregorteply9034]

No.

[@2psnopod]

When your dog keeps spitting the pill out 😂

[@supremebeans1004]

I love the no safety glasses rule there lmao

[@DonOtto15]

“We all must follow osha regulations in this facility.” Black smiths “OSHA? Is that some kind of whale?”

[@George.Coleman]

I like the way the hammer operator stops it after each hit after the second plug expelled itself to prevent anything going upwards into the air and landing on someone

[@clevernamehere7559]

Bet he’d do it every single strike if they didn’t chewing gum a broken foot pedal to get this fucker to run You could run a pwrhammer every single day of your life and never get that good in a million years. In my imagination he’s probably THE hammer guy, sure seems that way in most of these videos and this is the biggest machine I’ve seen in a while only ever Asian dudes running shit the size of my house

[@talkative0813]

Should've done it the whole time tho

[@xsmacked]

Superman needs that motherbox

[@jamestaylor954]

Damn I thought he got smashed TF up lol

[@wezlo8733]

I thought the same I jumped outta my seat 😂

[@ybquis9201]

Her:So what do you want to do when you come over? Me:

[@jason7053]

I watch forged and fire a lot. Somebody got to have this at a home forge!

[@Ale5022]

Dang that machine demands respect.

[@patatedouce2b]

''Women don't need men''

[@heretoserve5023]

That is some serious level stuff going on there!

[@MrVisitation]

Apparently not. Doesn’t even require eyewear or a Face shield.

[@kaneholmes8860]

​​​​@@MrVisitationmost jobs don't require any PPE other than work boots / steal toecaps Most big companies will often force staff to wear head protection, eye protection, gloves, hearing protection, etc via the "company policy" to protect them from having to pay out when something does happen. It's protection for the companies interest that they pass off as "protection for you" You have a higher chance of dying falling out of bed the wrong way whilst getting up for work, than you do something striking you in the eye at work. Blindness is a huge claim most companies will want to avoid.

[@fcn8]

It's like that one dwarf in the first hobbit movie

[@Boo_Sack]

I swear thats how they make my burgers at MacDonald's

[@conscioussubconsciousness1976]

I can only imagine them being 4,5 and have long lush beards

[@kitsunemesis]

Dwarf blacksmith

[@Anubis8315]

When my neighbor puts this banger on at 6am on a Saturday morning