METAL GRASSHOPPER with Philip H. Anselmo + Dave Hill: Episode Four "Unscared"

Episode 4 "Unscared": Metal god Philip H. Anselmo lets delusional manchild Dave Hill loose on an unsuspecting public, where he meets an actual woman. Philip also schools Dave on stage banter, corpse paint, and other important topics. Then Philip and Dave get in a huge fight from which they may never recover! It's nuts. There is also breakfast cereal.
Starring Philip H. Anselmo (Pantera, Down Superjoint Ritual, The Illegals, Etc.) and comedian Dave Hill. Directed by Chris Lee with Joe Randazzo. Written by Chris Lee, Dave Hill, and Phil Anselmo. Edited by Phil Costello. Produced by Chris Lee.
www. philanselmo.com www.davehillonline.com

[@Foxymaker]

Phil is an amazing actor.

[@chrishansenwithdatelinenbc4775]

Adam Tarasiuk An*

[@LogiBear59]

Adam Tarasiuk "actor"

[@yurvedicenergy3214]

Adam Tarasiuk incredible*

[@Foxymaker]

Thx. Is corrected.

[@EUSL84]

Is he acting? And gosh... your fuckin grammar sucks.

[@rodrigoluunaa]

-"Who are you suppose to be" -"Some metal dude" Best response ever.

[@evanabbott2737]

Hahahahaha

[@bigred3336]

wish this show would be on adult swim on a regular basis.. either before or after mr pickles

[@evanabbott2737]

YES🤘😁

[@clownforce2377]

thats what i was thinking. adult swim show

[@johndoe413]

It has that space ghost coast to coast feeling

[@ThomasHamby-mi5xw]

Facts. Fuckin come on Phillip fuckin h. Do it you pussy don't rip us off

[@towertito2149]

This is DEFINITELY AN ADULT SWIM SHOW

[@ellex8597]

Can we just appreciate phil's house and his creativity to insult people? 😂😂 this should be like a real movie or something (like tenacious D: the pick of destiny)

[@josephroman6268]

I would go see it in the movie theater I agree with you completely it should be a movie

[@plagiarist316]

i attempted to act out this entire episode by myself at my local red lobster and, well, i'm not allowed there anymore.

[@mathprodigy]

Being metal comes with much sacrifice

[@danziglaughlin9747]

@@mathprodigy What, like the Motorhead song?

[@larrydotson2625]

So it went that well huh? Let's see you try getting banned from a Denny's

[@taylorrhodes6103]

@@larrydotson2625 waitress wouldn’t come around and we were the only table 2 am. A friend yelled excuse me could I have more coffee she gave the whole table attitude so after throwing the cunt word and being told to leave just for wanting service I my friend have been that metal lol

[@adrenochromejunkie]

"Do you have genitals?"

[@javierherrera8782]

Paegan Terrorist no disrespect but is that chubby girl your gf?? Because mine is chubby and beautiful too hahahaha

[@ryanmccarthy8625]

In an alternate universe, Phil Anselmo could've been a Marine drill instructor. 💯

[@FUCKINGENIOUS]

Holy shit Metal Grasshopper actually makes me laugh till I've got tears in my eyes.

[@TokeStorm024]

Same here. These two are hilarious together! I love seeing this side of Phil.

[@sk8trboi935]

"What in the unwiped asshole of miley cyrus am I gonna do with this dip shit" had me dying 😂

[@shucksful]

It’s not THAT funny...

[@evanabbott2737]

It’s funny shit!😁👍

[@joshuayettou3552]

@@shucksful I really like watching this but yeah it isn't the funniest thing I've seen. Still very cool though! 🤘🤘

[@straightupballin3]

9:28 I'd be scared shitless if i woke up with phil cuddling next to me looking at me with those eyes. lmfao

[@somerandomarmydude]

I think most people would be too.

[@Adamo_92]

8:22 easily my favorite funniest exchange between Dave an Phil. 🤣 Classical! "Don't rip me off!!!" 😡😤

[@trigger796]

I think I’d cry if Phil yelled at me angrily not in song form

[@Tsudkyk]

He called me a pussy when I was 13 while on stage. To prove him wrong I joined the circle pit and got my nose broke within 45 seconds. I think him calling me out made me a target.

[@claralopez1010]

Omg, this gets even better with every episode. This is one of the best series I've ever seen, lol.

[@EthanAndViolaVlogs]

I would love to talk to King Dimond.

[@jeremybennett3104]

Ha! They were both wrong about the original line-up of Iron Maiden. Major label debut-wise, that was almost right. Adrian Smith came in after Dennis Stratton.

[@straightupballin3]

Jeremy Bennett Dave Murray was (Debut album wise, not Adrian smith) :D

[@deathlike_silence.0267]

@King Reaper No they kicked even more ass before Bruce.

[@bgrajeda1]

TheMetalPotato yup first 2 albums are the best\m/

[@isaacmula6599]

Actuall iron maiden were originally a four piece band with only dave murray on guitar. Their original drummer was some guy named doug sampson

[@thedevil1262]

Jeremy Bennett there was a vocalist before Paul also

[@TokeStorm024]

Any way to eventually see a special "outtakes" or "blooper" episode? I bet you guys are cracking each other up while filming. Would love to see that! Do it. Do it. ;)

[@baileycuervo]

@TokeStorm420 still waiting, are you?

[@anthonyvidano5437]

I can picture king saying “Bye Dave Hill” in his corpsepaint and with his upbeat danish accent.

[@alexbartha274]

"That's the War God Mercury fucking agreeing with me." "Isn't that Thor?" "Not in... fucking geography textbooks"

[@europatarian7595]

Both similar.

[@J_Trask]

When he randomly walks up on Phil playing an electric guitar with no amp makes me laugh every time. It’s actually very relatable!

[@irishandirie]

He'd have to be pretty "unscared" to put on pants that haven't been washed since 1987!

[@marcussegura395]

irish and irie were those the shorts that he wore through the mid 90's

[@akemiogata704]

1997 dude

[@bigbruno822]

Who else caught the "fucking hostile" reference in the letter

[@rickallen1188]

+david inlow that and the "if you're not serious you can walk on home, boy" line in episode 1

[@football89100]

david inlow or I'm broken at the bottom of the note also...

[@franceshelton5809]

david inlow Stone the Crow at the bottom

[@lightbulb5642]

david inlow literally everyone

[@megadeth432100]

this series had made me like phill so much more

[@m1nayondaime]

Dat Phil intro at 1:23

[@metalred74]

Dave goat-napping Phil's grandmother?! That's just WRONG! What's she ever done to him?

[@GlitchBytes]

7:45 is an amazing alarm sound

[@michellesolis8766]

If Phil woke me up in the morning, we would be doing absolutely NO talking! A nightmare for Dave, but a dream for me!!!

[@shanarahcarpentercarpenter3773]

Well well well my Michelle.

[@sutiszorny8039]

He has a 10". Fact.

[@aedragorix]

How did you get that info-

[@digital_syringes]

Phil needs to be a full time actor, this is seriously great

[@claypool4208]

Poor Phil! HA! His face throughout this entire series is priceless! I love him

[@SJDewar1990]

Dave Murray and Dennis Stratton were the first 2 "proper" Maiden guitarists :P Adrian Smith came in after Dennis Stratton left. GODDDAMMMIT

[@straightupballin3]

"YOU'RE A JERK PERSON!!" ..."like jerk chicken?"

[@bobabier5394]

i saw phil anselmo in a video about the most aggressive metal singers. he was rank 1. i know him since i grew up in the 90s and was listening to Pantera like hell! and i have to say... this guy is so fucking humble and real! i love this series! i can feel myself^^

[@Zelan_mir]

Right now It is 1 a.m and I can't stop laughing at these series with phil

[@steventreuden5239]

6:57 look at Phil's face and thank me

[@lonelywanderer0]

hahahahaha made my day

[@Freeza_FTP]

Steven Treuden thanks dude

[@justinmatheson9198]

Just laughed for about a minute straight.

[@xxxyyy1511]

I made a screenshot of it Now there's a new meme

[@brian_m666]

😂😂😂

[@futurekarlos5256]

Dave's stage banter is better than Lars Ulrich's

[@jacobvaughan658]

9:27 I laughed so hard I cried

[@clivewarren780]

Phil is so funny he needs his own show. Its so funny to see a badass like phil being so jocular. Hes also a great actor. Someone give him a show!

[@AnEvolvingApe]

I would like to buy a METAL GRASSHOPPER tshirt if available. I'd be stoked to wear it at the DOWN show next month.

[@TheMetalGrasshopper]

Coming soon!(?)

[@MsMississippiMudd]

I want one as well!

[@pant49era17]

@@TheMetalGrasshopper when are we going to get another one of these

[@SHINIGAMX]

FUCK YES ! SO excited with every new episode

[@viralencore85]

Dave Hill sounds just like Randy from Trailer Park Boys.

[@shotmytv5892]

Or stevie from eastbound and down

[@karenmeer2320]

OH MY GOD!! this is so F-ING FUNNY!!

[@corysantana6171]

Phil looks like he's holding back a smile cuz he wants to laugh @8:10

[@thebloodislove304]

5:26 God damn Phill is so funny

[@the6ig6adwolf]

Phil's face @ 5:15 is fucking priceless!

[@JelloFluoride]

I love how he talks to King Diamond like he's his grandma.

[@aidanmahoney9865]

“Oh hello King Diamond! Yes I do think Glen Danzig takes himself too seriously. Bye King Diamond!”

[@metalmilitia7114]

7:58 "dudes pretty metal "

[@ivettesosa4924]

2:06 that’s actually a pretty cool riff

[@Nerdyone50]

These Metal Grasshopper episodes are hilarious! I think Phil needs a new student-and more Metal Grasshopper episodes!!😉🤘🏻Any Volunteers???

[@xXMeganMansonXx]

These things are the best. I wanna do this with Phil! Fuck yeah!

[@Therealbackslabbath]

This show is so good, they'll make it illegal soon.

[@primalconcretesledge3137]

8:40 Just listen to the power he still has in that throat. Incredible.

[@joshj8597]

I saw Juggalo paint..... why

[@joshj8597]

Good joke though

[@dawnyofthelight]

black metal corpse paint dude not Juggalo paint

[@mehelloYO]

myranda wilkins he's talking about the one before the Hello Kitty. its from ICP

[@dawnyofthelight]

oh ok

[@fleckx]

Because it was funny?

[@rickpelland3768]

Lmao this shit is gold, which is metal🤣🤣🤣

[@samueldesbiens2524]

Damn Steve you've pissed off Anselmo... You stole his grandma!

[@jankompos2330]

8 41 to 9 11 BALLS PHIL ANSELMO EXACTLY WHAT HOLLYWOOD AND MUSIC INDUSTRY DONT WANT FROM THEIR MUSICIANS TO SAY ,unless they are teenagers ,cant blame them

[@leoncarlier]

This is seriously getting better and better

[@vapedatbirth]

Best one yet. There should be an episode where Dave finds a copy of Power Metal on vinyl and tries to become an 80's frontman

[@gtuni55]

Dude, first ..this is My sons channel... I but I wanted to say PHIL IS METAL.... I love this show... you are the man PHIL...

[@esbatmusic6119]

Once again, Philip H. Anselmo is comedy gold. Really like this show

[@wavular]

And the original iron maiden had dave murray and dennis Stratton on guitars, Not Adrian smith. He was in urchin,and replaced dennis.

[@robbiepralicz9031]

can't believe I haven't found this sooner I fucking love it

[@Two_wheels_ninja]

"You unleash hellfire on the masses too! Thank you King Diamond! hahaha

[@southerncaveman10000]

10:13 I'M BROKEN !!!! Not just my favourite pantera song, but the BEST song of all time !!!

[@johnkarnaghon6055]

Phil really is a good actor. He plays this character to a T

[@alexmatthews2332]

I love these, I saw the first pic in the bar with all the bottles first with Kirk Windstein on a crowbar song, maybe still I reach but not sure.

[@billkittleman9631]

These episodes are hysterical 😁

[@sambrewster7090]

Phil is a really good actor

[@bws1971]

When Phil spoons him with this glare, made me LOL

[@thunderchikken2020]

David Hill = the Napoleon Dynamite of heavy metal !

[@Therionized]

c'mon we need episodio 5, haha greetings from Mexico Dave and Phil! hilarious!

[@amberjo4327]

I so wish that there is more thank you Phill, you are the master

[@alexst-cyr561]

Yesterday I saw this man at 0:22 🤘🏻😎

[@anthonybettinger9227]

Phil is right, Thor isn’t even mentioned in geography textbooks

[@eraserheads1297]

I LOVE THIS FHUCKING EPISODE MAN 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 HEAVYMETAL IS THE LAW

[@redpillgospel7452]

"What in the unwiped asshole of Miley Cyrus am I gonna do with this dipshit?" I fuckin lost it!

[@DaddyChainsaw]

they haven't been washed since fucking 1987 xD

[@blacksunshine5163]

I laughed historically at the face paintings!!

[@ShunkLunkable]

1:30 This is how I'm going to answer the phone from now on

[@FecalMattur]

Isn't it Thor? Not in a fuckin... Geography text book..

[@Ymiraku]

best pickup line ever "are you into metal and satan and stuff?"

[@skyenorwood3120]

9:23 I’ve never laughed more in my life

[@hennas87]

these are out of this world. so damned good

[@eraserheads1297]

DAVE!!! YOU LEARN TO BE YOUR OWN GODDAHNM PERSON MAN THAT'S TRUE MAN THANKS PHIL HEAVYMETAL IS THE LAW

[@thebestofprankcalls]

when is the next episode for metal grasshopper coming? i am so hyped for it!!

[@slimshadow49]

@5:45. the most metal fucking burp I've heard.

[@daveyboy8907]

He's like shut up redhead I'm done with you . Phil says give the audience a facial I thought he was going to pull out a gwar trick..

[@TokeStorm024]

Damn, Phil...you funny!

[@thomasandrews2935]

If those shorts haven’t been washed since 1986 then when the hell did Phil put the mayhem patch on them

[@johnny-r]

This needs to be a show on mainstream TV.

[@meanmattworld]

Grocery Shopping is totally metal!!!

[@poyakouchesfahani6125]

I need a track list of every song played in this entire series!!!

[@birdmadgrrrl]

"Isn't that...uh...Thor?" "Not in the fucking geography textbook."

[@johnnyd4049]

“Not in geography textbooks “ lmao!!

[@universaltomato5715]

9:03 to 9:10 was the best thing I’ve ever seen I love Phil In this

[@confederatebandittmlegendo6049]

Phil's face at 5:14 😂😂😂 that's me

[@_SliK_]

Haha the pentagram on the letter was the wrong way round😂

[@aronph1]

Who writes this shit?! This is fuckin brilliant. There should be one of these once a month.

[@thebigflyingninja5242]

LMFAO 😂🤣 that part when that chicks talking and Phil's like wtf

[@qxpxqx]

The ending theme music is never skipped. GNARLY.

[@R3xxx369]

I Will watch a whole fucking season With Phil on it... You fucking rules... This is funny shit...

[@home1261]

😂 This reminds me of eastbound and down.

[@ShockMe1994]

KISS Alive & Rock And Roll Over at 9:08