METAL GRASSHOPPER with Philip H. Anselmo + Dave Hill: Episode Five "Vulgar Display of Feelings"

Episode 5 "Vulgar Display of Feelings": Metal god Philip H. Anselmo agrees to undergo group counseling with delusional manchild Dave Hill in an effort to get the goat that also happens to be his grandmother back safe and sound. There's not a dry seat in the house as Dr. Joe Randazzo helps Philip and Dave get in touch with their feelings. Watch this one with the whole family probably.
Starring Philip H. Anselmo (Pantera, Down Superjoint Ritual, The Illegals, Etc.) and comedian Dave Hill with special guest Joe Randazzo. Directed by Chris Lee with Joe Randazzo. Written by Chris Lee, Dave Hill, and Phil Anselmo. Edited by Phil Costello. Produced by Chris Lee.
www. philanselmo.com www.davehillonline.com

[@AdoreYouInAshXI]

"It's like going down on a beautiful woman and then right there between her legs, there's Dave" I lost it.

[@46_and28]

Yeah

[@gilberthernandez1264]

Same Here... lmao!!!!

[@eraserheads1297]

HAHAHAHA

[@Humangarbage_7]

Haha ye. Also that pfp is sick. Berserk rules.

[@SleepFan771]

The references in this episode are goddamn electric!

[@LeeronCarbuncle]

They really got a Rise out of me,

[@emanuelc5704]

I spent 5 minutes alone watching this

[@sonic-dna7742]

After the hug I expected Phil to say "You Keep This Love" and walk away

[@danziglaughlin9747]

I find them Uplifting.

[@markbarrett9955]

@@emanuelc5704 u win

[@TheHippieGunner]

I think Phil might push Dave until he is Far Beyond Driven...haha

[@jeffreylebowski7459]

He’s pushing him to the point where he’s Shedding Skin.

[@phillipmangus5892]

Or he releases a vulgar display of power

[@ziggylayneable]

Dave should invite his girlfriend back over to Phil's.... He can bring a bottle of pills. Couple good friends.. Phil can get him really drunk and then bone his old lady.... Oh yeah PHIL!!....I MAY HAVE DROOLED& SLOBBERED WHILE I SLEPT BUT MY CHILD LOOKS NOTHING LIKE YOU SO SHUT UP. AND STOP CALLING MY GIRLFRIEND'S CELL PHONE. AND I'M NO LONGER YOUR GOOD FRIEND ASSHOLE!!

[@JesseTrapp66]

He's going to push him so hard, All the way to the "Cemetery Gates" lol

[@love68]

NIIIIIIIIICE!😂🤘🔥🤘

[@MURPMANMYCO]

A goat drinking Powerade from Phil's hand, Metal God!

[@the6ig6adwolf]

The Reinventing the Steel joke was way funnier than it should have been.

[@IanOvidBares]

"and I'm all we did that yesterday and he's all yesterday don't mean shit..." 😅😅

[@LogiBear59]

Ian Ovid yesterday don’t mean shit.

[@RealHIGHMASTER]

whats over is over and nothing between XD

[@iamandreja]

"Yesterday don't mean shit" is one of the most therapeutic things I've ever heard.

[@ivanlawless696]

All's they needed was five minutes alone

[@mehelloYO]

God dammit I want to meet Phil

[@drgonzo9148]

“He brought this GOAT, which is really my grandmother”

[@KM-ch1dh]

I love this show, been a fan of Phil since I can remember and it's cool to see him being funny. I'd love to meet Phil one day, i'd shake his hand and tell him thanks for giving me and my generation a spine. I'm also a fan of Dave now too, I've watched his stand up and a few videos and he's great. Can't wait for the next ep!

[@TheMetalGrasshopper]

Thanks, Kevin!

[@KM-ch1dh]

One more thing, well two.. Is this Dave? Are these planning to be released one day such as DVD or BluRay?

[@infinitedominance8233]

I met Phil a few days ago at a Down meet and greet and he's the nicest, down to earth guy ever man. Gave me a big hug and we shot the shit for awhile. You definitely gotta meet him one day

[@undeadpresident]

If your generation had a spine they would overthrow the US government.

[@gorillas213]

Kevin M I met Phil 2 days ago at the Scour show at Saint Vitus in Brooklyn. He walks in with Kate, walks right up to me and my friends, shakes all our hands and thanks us for coming out. Unfuckinreal. Show was insane. Met Dave too.

[@thequintessential5503]

I love how they are using the st. Anger references Dave talking to Lars or James in the same room with the therapist

[@RitchieRosson]

I can go to bed happy tonight knowing I have seen Phil Anselmo feeding a goat.

[@theedwardssquad7986]

The pantera puns in these episodes are just 👌

[@12potatos]

I hope you read this Phill , since i think this is the only time I'll get a chance to get in contact with you. Your attitude and music helped me so much in my life. I live in a shit-hole country and i can just remember sitting in the bus travelling home to my fucked up life listening to "Hard Lines and Sunken Cheeks" solo and as soon as i felt those fucking emotions dime put trough me... It just gave me strength to go on. I love that you still make my day even at this age . I hope to some day sit with you and have a drink. I owe you Phill and i love you man! Phill and Dave thanks and keep on fucking shit up!!!

[@lizarzamendia1445]

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[@joshuayettou3552]

The power of music is amazing 🎶🎶🎶🤘🤘

[@doncoffee9995]

The very minute his voice opens up and cracks in that deep deep sound of (hey fucking look me in the eye and tell me that to my face I dare you) always gets my attention

[@ogrc4184]

This is the best shit since,down and pantara! Hands down!

[@texasturner2313]

And the Academy Award for best actor goes to ..............Phil Anselmo for Metal Grasshopper.

[@JesseTrapp66]

Phil is going to push Dave so hard he's going to end up at the "Cemetery Gates" lol

[@chrisoliver123]

I thought this day would never come. YESSS!!!!!!

[@autizmo2963]

All the references😂😂😂

[@evanabbott2737]

1:40: the way Phil says: “my…my grandmother…”😂

[@nemqueteba21]

Phil Anselmo is a comedy genius

[@tiagomicai4302]

hahahaha.. really funny, dying from laughter here in Brazil.. Hey Dave, it should not be the last video, we need more like this one.. :-)

[@TheMetalGrasshopper]

Thanks, Tiago! There's another one next week!

[@stungun21e]

Metal Grasshopper These fuckin' videos are great. Are you sure it'll be next week, or in 3 weeks?

[@tiagomicai4302]

Metal Grasshopper ...looking forward to see next video.. thanks buddy

[@thechozzman1797]

Justin Time in the video it also said next week

[@jeremybennett3104]

Metal Grasshopper So, next week is the conclusion. Will there be another season later on?

[@matthewboren357]

Funny shit! The Pantera Family needs this. Thanks Brother Phil

[@drakeortman9510]

I fucking love these!!! Better than anything on tv or on youtube. Hope they keep coming!!!

[@mohdshalihinsafiudin4676]

hahaha all the pantera's reference. now i know phil has another talent n dave is freakin hilarious goin around the street headbangin hahaha. subscribe!

[@alicemanson6581]

The puns are great

[@dylanvogel920]

Did any one else notice all the pantara references

[@dylanvogel920]

In all of these epasodes

[@anathemar]

of course lmao

[@B33fJerky123]

You know the answer of this question all ready, fucking fishing for likes

[@ScottyLeeBarrett]

No... there were references to PanterA??? Shit, I never noticed.

[@zacsmith8193]

Dylan Vogel what's a pantera?

[@dorilabo-4216]

this makes me want to meet phil even more than before. what a fucking legend. he’s like that hardass uncle that always gives you shit for every single thing you do.

[@aidanmahoney9865]

I want to turn up at his house and hit him with a rock or something and then he’ll say “oh fuck not again”

[@PanamaSabroso]

These videos go really good with Good Friends and A bottle of Pills, it really makes you feel that Domination over the entire world when The Great Southern Trendkill happens.

[@aidandavis6530]

The Pantera references are off the charts

[@hermesartwork5259]

Amazing. You guys are doing a great job with this!

[@evanabbott2737]

These episodes are great! I’ve never seen them before😁👍🤘

[@Bob_Shy_132]

Years later....still hilarious!

[@derpestarzt]

This has been surprisingly very funny and Phil a surprisingly great comedic actor!! good stuff! will be looking forward to the last episode.

[@billysnickers]

Amazing. Had me in tears. So heartfelt

[@jacobpollock6061]

Phil is a great heavy metal teacher

[@lfkk4640]

This shit rules! Insanely fun episodes. Thanx Phil!!!

[@ABOLITIONIST269]

God damn this series is awesome. Much better than anything on tv.

[@fatpowerful]

walk on home boy

[@guillermocarreon3071]

The goat made my day!! Grettings from México!

[@KzudemRiM]

Very short episode but very funny an entertaining! I WANT MORE!!!

[@Chromosome1919]

Dude! I laughed my ass-off the whole time and watched it like 3 times! Killer intro too! PanterA rulez!!!

[@carsondenny4126]

I’m digging all the pantera puns

[@apostate678]

cracks me up every time.. alloys & reinventing the steel 😂😂😂😂

[@medievalknievel]

I know I’m late to dinner but damn that shits funnier than the Sopranos when Tony had to go to the shrink LOL

[@lunchbaw47]

Loved it! cant wait for the final episode.

[@chrisbrindamour9558]

This episode really takes a new level of confidence and can dave survive the sleep after that flood of a therapy?

[@copsshootcoke]

Haha these keep getting more hilarious.. And they unwind me after a long tough day. Thanks

[@NEWSUPERCHARGER2001]

Seriously this is some funny shit! Phil man! Why don't you be an actor!

[@MrTacoman007]

Even though this was a short episode. Still amazing. :)

[@HostileGradenko]

Philip H. Anselmo: I'm a fan of you and I love you even more since I saw the first episode of METAL GRASSHOPPER. You're so FUCKING LOVELY HOSTILE!

[@downloadthis4148]

Ahhh this is amazing... Thanks for making this dudes.

[@clarkbarber8571]

I love and miss these guys

[@somerandomarmydude]

His look for the entire video is "Bitch I'll never forgive you for this." From the Trading Spaces Chappelle Show skit.

[@tristankoehler6702]

Fun fact phil is actually 48 feet tall and weighs 850 tons he is most known for his musical career but he is also known to wrestle tank and oil tankers from time to tim

[@michellesolis8766]

Phil, I fucking LOVE you. You are the best. I met you WAY back in the day, when u was touring with Skid Row, and it was GREAT! Please do more of these, it's so hilarious! I'm a lifelong fan of yours, and I ALWAYS will be!!!

[@Coreytaylorrock2]

@michelle Hello, how are you doing? It is nice meeting you here.

[@FingerScam]

This shits hilarious. Phil should have his own damn show. Lovin' the whole vibe and everyone's cleaver pun jokes as well. Long live the truest and greatest heavy metal. They've truly Cast a Shadow. Pantera!

[@DarkEcstasyWorld]

I loved the Pantera references in this one. These episodes are "Becoming" (get it???!) better and better. Keep em up.

[@SHADOWSofSODOM]

I would love to see Dave performing Fucking Hostile.

[@loffler9004]

Phil is the man!!!

[@bam-wz7si]

Dave was hollow, that's why he needs Phil.

[@jounilaitinen1641]

Those fucking Pantera references were fucking hilarious

[@jordanboatman9289]

The pantera references are killing me

[@frankdmetal23]

Phil's a great actor

[@leenahusa1806]

Nobody's gonna talk about Phil being barefoot at the therapist? 😂

[@MakoSucks]

Awe man, only one more episode left? Keep em coming! This needs to be on TV.

[@blackwarriormetal]

Phil really went all in on this.

[@davepilcher4530]

I soo would like to hear the full "Grandfathers Lake" tune that was in Ep3 soo RAW! love it!

[@crystyrogers3940]

Ya this made my Tuesday at work. Laughed so hard LOVE You Phil!!!! Get to see DOWN in Dallas Yaa Me!!!

[@Coreytaylorrock2]

@crysty Hello, how are you doing? It is nice meeting you here.

[@lwa706]

Thank you Dave ..just made my day better

[@DickFitzwell0917]

We need a season 2

[@gymonstarfunkle136]

Here's hoping they can come out of this crisis with a new level of confidence in each other

[@September11th.]

Dude dave is going onto a new level with this one

[@johnwaite429]

Love this! Fucken hilarious

[@mdh6977]

Now after 5 shorts, I need a fuckin feature!!

[@josephmewett6489]

The puns nooooooo

[@suryaananda8362]

This is f**king hilarious !

[@clevername5169]

Just found this. Fucking awesome please make more!

[@JorgeLeitner]

Really funny, keep making the videos!

[@manishtigga6508]

What an actor Phil is 😂 He should be the villan of Dark Night Rises , Batman 😊🎉❤❤❤❤

[@mkirchgassner1969]

OMG I love these!

[@zoomin9397]

All the references

[@creggkelbae9617]

i literally dont breathe watching these

[@spikeybug1]

As a Capricorn goat, I approve of this.

[@koricoconut4293]

This is soooo my favorite thingy channel whatevz on the interwebz..it's totally the Greatest thing EVVERRRRRRRRRRR!#!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm lile a little kid jumping around crazy when a new one comes out!!!!!! Giggity!!! Weeeee!!!!

[@koricoconut4293]

Thank you sweet Jesus for entertaining me in such a way that NOBODY that I've found on the "Tubes" thus far. Groundbreaking! Crushing! Thumbs up to the kid.

[@koricoconut4293]

Kristi Better than Dumb & Dumber. The Farrely brothers may want to give you a call. Just saying. :-D

[@koricoconut4293]

***** why you gotta be such a mega douche?

[@koricoconut4293]

***** I'll get Dave & Phil to beat your punk ass.

[@anaserra3078]

Dr. Joe Randazzo is something else! :P

[@toonumbtoofeel7002]

He'll be like, yesterday don't mean shit. LOL.

[@Kenny-oy3yo]

Can't fucking believe I just found these.

[@LightandShadowVA]

Being both on the giving and receiving end of " brutal" is more or less what being " metal" is all about ( Being able to dish it out as well as take it). Then come the lyrics, tone, song itself, back up instruments....then album based mantra for the masses played for eons to come ( anything Pantera basically )

[@grumpyoldbiker1118]

I dunno who thought this shit up but it's fuckin' brilliant lol.

[@aliceinchainz3003]

i think phils face should be one of the faces on mt rush more so the world would know my generation had and seen him first lol

[@tapoutorbleedout09]

what?!?!?! NOOO!!! "Concludes next week"?!?! It cant end lol I was just getting hooked :'(

[@katerrell94]

these are fucking great!

[@JohnnyTheGreek91]

Leave Phil 5 minutes alone with this Dave guy and he would show his vulgar display of power sending him to the cemetery gates. His bones would be shattered. Imagine going on holiday with Phil. That would be considered a psycho holiday.

[@BillyNye1982]

Dumptrucks & Drawbridges

[@joedepinto706]

PUN AFTER PUN I LOVE THIS FUCKING SERIES

[@thebloodislove304]

1:41 GOAT Academy Awards best performance from a metal GOD

[@innovativestickers9833]

These are great man lol good shit !