Will Ferrell & Zach Galifianakis Debate Children

[@lucidlocomotive2014]

I like how they aren’t even debating anything. They are just playing a trivia game

[@since1876]

Jesus fuck... I didn't even catch that and now it's even more hilarious lol

[@louroboros]

They wanted to spice things up a bit

[@doortower3622]

I thought they were gonna debate the subject of "children" just in general.

[@100hellothere]

hahahah that's what i thought too

[@skyrim1159]

100hellothere Me three

[@caitlingale7543]

Kevin Hiday so did I. I was disappointed when I found out I was wrong

[@sometime.somewhere]

All those in favour of 'children' say aye...

[@ryana7]

Same

[@BasketOFmuffins]

"That smart ass attitude isn't gonna get you into a good college." LOL I'm dying

[@carsoftallinn3252]

+King Jank Im already dead xd

[@AndreasDevig]

I went to James Sprunt community college.

[@Jojoateyt]

Zach's laugh after the Ted Fartass joke is the best part of this video.

[@bumpydoo1183]

CircuitMembrane because it was real laughter

[@jfunf]

"Oh, they're fruit allright..." also great... :)

[@user-dl8yo3wv1t]

He doesn't laugh..

[@user-dl8yo3wv1t]

John C. Salinas I see what you're talking about, I read that before I finished the video and had only seen the first Tex Fartass joke, he laughs at the second one. I can admit when I'm wrong lol

[@Jojoateyt]

I'm putting this timestamp for myself to find it, cause I frequently shamelessly come back just to hear it. 1:56

[@MattWeismiller1994]

Everything Zach does is gold.

[@theauditor5275]

"The ladies fruit, comes in season all year long" I'm gonna use his jokes from now on

[@wadewilson4998]

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[@mirzamay]

The ladies love it 😆

[@rossyvizcarra1927]

Omg 😳 😂😂😂

[@Trex395]

A pixar movie? "Schindler's List"

[@christopherbrown7650]

I would have said "The Man With The Iron Fists"

[@gabranmitchell9722]

That awnser had me almost as dead as the Jews in Shindlers list

[@dynad00d15]

*BUZZZZZZZZZ* Natural Born Killer.

[@hiraeth8452]

@Tickleshits Walt Disney was pretty based NGL. JK JK

[@leoarmstrong100]

Exactly

[@voteZDLR]

My neighbor across the street who is a bit older and didn't know who he was actually hung out with Zach at her house (she' always letting random people in off the street, which is hilarious) unknowing he was famous. He was supposedly there like 3 hours and then eventually asked her where a good place to go get a drink would be. She recommended one down the street, and as he's walking away what was her niece or daughter or something I forget was like "Do you even know who he is??" and she said "no, who?" and when she found out he was someone famous she actually calls him back. "Zach! Just a minute, come back" and so he does. She then proceeds to ask him "Are you someone famous?" And his reply according to her is "Well, I thought I was." She tells this story all the time now lol

[@mirzamay]

Lol, it was probably nice for him to just hang out with a genuinely nice person like we normal people get to do.

[@voteZDLR]

@@mirzamay Exactly. To add more context to the story, this was in the French Quarter and he and Will Ferrell were filming "The Campaign" (I think that's the name of the movie, about two comically dumb people running against each other in some political race) and because shooting was done in New Orleans, they'd frequently spend a lot of their downtime in the Quarter. My neighbor when she's in town basically leaves the door unlocked for friends mainly to come and go as they please, but yeah sometimes the door is just plain open and it was on one of those nights that Zach showed up. He was just walking down the street and popped in to see what was going on. She treated him like a normal person and he probably did appreciate that. That's one of the better things about New Orleans in general, stars come and go all the time but we always treat them like normal people. Countless celebrities have lived here, and many still do. John Goodman, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie had a house here. I heard Jay-Z and Beyonce were trying to get a house I don't know if they ever did or not. The list goes on and on.

[@stoneharper7038]

Yeah this definitely never happened

[@tothemoooon]

don't make up stories on internet, there are lot of children who browse internet

[@tothemoooon]

@@BlankRami tohri mayya ka bur bur

[@yungsimmmie9835]

Haha why is it so funny when Will Ferrell shouts at people

[@wisdom-human3126]

+Yung Simmmie he does it THE BEST

[@igorwaite3085]

Jimi is that you, come back from the dead?

[@aaronmackay6123]

Yung Simmmie its funnier when samuel l jackson swears at people.

[@Rebazar]

I still lose it every time Farrell starts yelling in the MTV Movie Awards Matrix parody. YOU DO NOT WANT TO SEE ME GET OUT OF THIS CHAIR

[@ibieiniid4240]

GET OFF... THE SHED

[@czechmex88]

What's Google doing away from his office?

[@professorpizza9189]

lol

[@kristensanabria125]

thank you so much

[@bumpydoo1183]

Backless Chaps nailed it!

[@teethgrinder83]

Backless Chaps damn I knew I recognised him! Thanks lol

[@bepisman4540]

Backless Chaps he's in incognito mode.

[@avalchemist]

"how much money was that?" "$30,000" *Throws up in his mouth a little Priceless!

[@elly.b]

😂😂😂😂

[@RareVideosByJavierVargasTV]

That's pretty interesting coming from a guy named TED FARTASS!!!!!

[@030rebel]

and than the reaction of zach to legend wahahahahahahah

[@stephaniea6171]

"What's eating Nikki Minaj." Lol I'm done.

[@skaetur1]

OMFG I died when he said "What's eating Nicki Minaj?"

[@spikeplays1925]

Same

[@marcglebocki6208]

@@spikeplays1925 .

[@gregjones3660]

Or "who's"

[@gabrielswayze4506]

Elegant way to say she is very bright haha

[@awesomejim123]

i thought the title was "will ferrel and zach galfianakis debate chicken" but I stayed through the entire video anyway

[@scarletrobin]

I like how they managed to throw in commentary on how poorly we pay our teachers hahaha

[@Chris-xy9lm]

"Thank you Janice." Thats all it took. I got my laugh Im outta here.

[@lnhart7157]

That guy is google from College Humour.

[@JustLikeHeaven77]

I'm so fucked up right now.

[@sstaners1234]

Ted: “Name a Pixar movie.” Zack: “Schindler’s List.” Me: dead 💀😂

[@universalg119]

These two together create some of the best comedy ever.

[@rossyvizcarra1927]

Yup

[@gangstajohn2]

"Ted, Fartass"

[@smaakjeks]

This was amazing in every way. Everyone did a great job!

[@MrJeffrey81]

I died before the whole thing even started "Ted Fartass" 😂

[@3bertface01]

thank you funny or die, for finally giving us something actually awesome and funny.

[@aplus1080]

And dying

[@bentleyboy72]

that wasnt a debate. it was a quiz bowl

[@johnrandolph6121]

How was that a debate? That was a trivia contest

[@LeagueofWut]

Shut your mouth fartass!

[@Adjei88]

sounds like you've read neil postman amusing urselves to death

[@arbasali3476]

woooooooosh

[@jeremyc9593]

Looked like a debate to me. You want to have a debate about who's right? If so, I'll have someone write us up some trivia questions.

[@PrgressiveHouse]

Who cares

[@JoanaSousaLopes]

Zach: “oh a Pixar movie?- Schindler’s List” 😂😂😂😂

[@cheesenaan3912]

Zach's laugh is freaking epic!

[@davidbulchak9415]

The very end "SHUT YOUR MOUTH JANIS FARTASS!!!" or whatever he said for the first name.....I think I shit my pants LOLing at that!

[@claytonmurphy3203]

"Oh they're fruit alright!" hahahahaha

[@youwayo]

Will Farrell vs Google Guy

[@jimmybob8003]

Does anybody else get this reference?

[@dondraper4438]

Jimmy Bob He acts as the google search engine in other videos by College Humor. KZbin if google were a guy or something along those lines.

[@jimmybob8003]

Yah, I know. I didn't word that comment correctly, but, oh well. :)

[@liamleonard9120]

Ur the original Red??!! Holy fart ass u've been on KZbin for a while than havent you? I feel like I'm talking to a celebrity or something.

[@MattWeismiller1994]

Jimmy Bob Media corruption?

[@savagella9723]

Schindler's list... Dead

[@nammm3]

Poor Todd at 0:58 'The Exorcist' was nominated for 10 Academy Award nominations... Maybe they were thinking of its sequels/prequels?!

[@iamjacksfakeband]

Who else was hoping they'd actually directly argue with the kids.

[@Hassan_Issa]

I don't know why, but I thought they were going to fight over children's custody.

[@ispaigedoexx2215]

This was hilarious XD one of the funniest things I've watched

[@andrespartida8675]

"What is an Oscar" dead!!!😂💀

[@MrNauxist]

i died from 1:50 - 2:10 especially zachs laugh, i swear its contagious

[@akbop3749]

Especially because he was silent the whole time until that moment

[@Milliondollarhealer]

can not stop laughing!

[@electricjoshaloo]

'oh they're fruit alright..ladies favourite fruit,comes in season all year long'.the best line ever!

[@TheRockingSpartan]

I laughed so hard on 2:48

[@mamouilletten1562]

This skit should've gone viral, I guess we are the luckiest ones .

[@jadedjay7861]

"That smart-ass attitude isn't going to get you into any colleges"

[@ZIrrReflexHD]

"Thank you Janice." "Ah That's Ted Farkas" "Ted Fart-Ass" "...Great." lol

[@joeschoenberger8250]

It is absolutely amazing for the level of comedy that is displayed to be of such utter high level, in the family of Python, SCTV, classic Nat'l Lampoon, etc., thank God for the likes of Ferrell and his posse. They are keeping the Kaufman-esque part of comedy alive. So what is amazing is how many stupid people found their way here only to waste their time criticizing something they do not even understand. It is really the best possible reaction and event that could happen for comedy like this. It's an even bigger accomplishment if you don't make a person laugh to have them walk away disgruntled or scratching their heads or even better, utterly offended. So, point Ferrell, Common Man a big fat, farting zero. (Backs away from the mob of idiots, throwing holy water and screaming "The power of Christ compels you!".)

[@weaselweasel7]

Word.. You're completely right.

[@TheDiamondsions]

"oh they're fruit alright, ladies favourite fruit"

[@andrewpayne5093]

The guy asking questions looks like murr from impractical jokers

[@vidhani9133098]

Andrew Payne No he doesn't

[@youwayo]

Ted Fartass

[@lenin7935]

Nope.

[@grahamambrose6089]

At the end I was out of breath from laughing so hard.

[@kpec3]

That went well. I learned a lot. Always love a riveting debate...

[@tommydude969]

The cost of watching this FoD sketch = 4 minutes and 16 seconds of my life Phillip's face at the end of that fruit joke emulating the end of his childhood innocence = priceless 🤣

[@patrickbyrne5070]

realising i watched this when it came out ten years ago... heartbreaking

[@shoopddawhooped]

Is this what MasterCard ™ has done to the common language structure of our nation !!??

[@Michael_Michaels]

2:15 "oh they're fruit alright, ladies favourite fruit! Comes in season *all year long* "

[@TheAutumnWind_RN4L]

Zach and Will's kids had to mature quickly in order to help mom raise the dads.

[@ShFred]

Love the reference to the Jeopardy show when Will was playing Alex on the SNL sketches back then.

[@PINGPONGROCKSBRAH]

All the good lines in this skit and people can do is quote "Ted Fartass" over and over.

[@Ambitionless7]

the "smartass attitude" bit is nearly identical to that tim and eric skit with tairy greene's acting seminar. that alone makes me laugh XXDD

[@cravinbob]

Debate? Someone needs a dictionary.

[@shhsbnxbxbxnnx3534]

that smart-ass attitude isn't gonna get you to a good college ..

[@flyingtrunkmonkey889]

Someone needs to just sit back and relax, instead of constantly trying to be so literal.

[@tim3378]

In no figurative sense was there a debate.

[@berkpick]

quizzes are not debates.

[@joechaos13]

It's almost like they're not taking this seriously

[@shaunbarnett2972]

"What is an Oscar?" lol what the hell, where did that answer come from. Gotta love these guys.

[@sgtmajor5700]

I was hopeful that Will and Zach were going to debate the good/bad and ultimately the existence of children

[@mirzamay]

Lol that would be funny. Actually debating children is funnier though. More of a competition tho lol.

[@JasonandaCamera]

The absolute chaos of the last 20 seconds has me dying every time I watch this 🤣 poor Ted lol I hope he’s ok

[@invertedgames7993]

0:17 that's not your name! You're Google!

[@piercehubbard4086]

I didn’t even see ‘The Campaign’ but I’m going to use that vacuum line, it’s hilarious!

[@MetaITurtle]

"Kids those are fruit" hahaha

[@walter9724]

"What is a picture of my balls" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@DailyCheez]

Not a debate. Excuse me while I jump out a 10 story window.

[@miaallen6161]

Shut your mouth Fartass

[@DailyCheez]

mia allen :(

[@miaallen6161]

Oh hey don't actually jump out off a building man, look I've been there before, I've felt that man, I've attempted suicide so many times in my life, it isn't worth it, trust me, I was just kidding with the Fartass thing, and look I don't know you, but that doesn't matter, somebody loves you, I love you I would care, don't romanticize suicide, just don't do it. Please, please don't do it.

[@DailyCheez]

Oh man, my bad lol That first comment was my bad attempt at internet humor. I'm not suicidal, but I really do appreciate the comment. Good to see that their are decent people in KZbin comments.

[@miaallen6161]

Oh omfg, you scared me. Yeah, I was just joking with the Fartass thing, but yeah, you're right that there aren't many decent human beings in the KZbin community, anyway it's no problem and it's easy for there to be misunderstanding with Internet humor, because you don't really know the emotion someones portraying through simple words, so yeah it's fine. If you ever are sad though you can add & message me, it's totally cool lol.

[@Borderlands808]

don't show the balls shot....Zooms right up on it. LOL!!!!

[@DAMIENDMILLS]

I don't get how Harry Potter and Cars don't count as having multiple sequels...Harry Potter had 7 sequels and Cars had a sequel and a spin-off (it counts since it exists in the same universe)

[@Xmarks59]

They did count...

[@gonza4884]

+FlapJack they didnt ...

[@tylermelgosa6203]

Thats the fuckin joke bruh lmao

[@alexandriariley5209]

They give points per team

[@martinberthiaume4971]

I guess the dialogue is too complicated for certain people here , good lord , maybe listen to it again and again until you get it , let us know .

[@jaimekatz6645]

This is one of my favorite KZbin videos. :)

[@Michael_Michaels]

How the fuck did Todd know about The Exorcist??? He is too young!

[@stoicite7]

+MikeVonDoom Good parenting

[@mirzamay]

The teacher tries to give him the point for 30k 😂. Beautiful. To top it off the girl takes a bribe to laugh and the teacher says "don't take his money, you're better than that". 🤣🤣🤣 Gold.

[@D2therJ]

the wife beater walk at the end gets me every time

[@theultimatereductionist7592]

"The Campaign" was fucking hilarious. Too bad I rented it for free from my local library.

[@mackenziemccoy581]

The Exorcist was nominated for 10 Academy Awards and won 2, and Kung Fu Panda was nominated for Best Animated Feature tho......

[@wg5788]

First time seeing this. I was literally lol. And grinning ear to ear. These two are just comic gold! Not a huge fan of Ferrells movies but damn he’s hilarious when he does these kinds of bits. Zach too.

[@adamwest3264]

When I clicked this video, I read "Chicken" not "Children". I'm disappointed. -West

[@adamwest3264]

Rob Hein "I do" -West

[@DarthGamer-lj3jq]

R.I.P. Adam West, may he forever be remember as the true Catman

[@jeremyc9593]

@@DarthGamer-lj3jq Nobody messes with Adam We.

[@walbertoreyes5014]

They need to do another movie ASAP"😂😂😂😂👍🔥🔥🔥

[@Mario_1611]

I don't know why I though they would be debating about the existence of children.

[@PooplexCanal]

I dont know why i watch this video like twice a day and I am still laughing :D :D

[@Woppow]

Omfg Zach and will are just great!

[@ethanmattos8986]

I can't believe I just discovered this funny thing today! It is five years old now!

[@TheDubstepAhead]

@Charles Seper well someone doesn't have a sense of humor XD

[@ebookpioneers]

Someone doesn't have sense.

[@mrmeeseeks6787]

+TheDubstepAhead wow I was about to reply to Charles Seper with that exact comment lmao thumbs up

[@StackRunItUp]

Timeless video 😂😂

[@watev26789]

"Oh they are fruit alright, favorite fruit of the ladies"

[@shawnpeacock1037]

Will Farrell is such a genius that without realising hes just invented a game show where adults take on the children in a question quiz...with adult celebrities rappers and comedians as pop icons with an attitude who get stuffed by the kids and the kids win big money. itll turn ordinary kids into stars....something like this would be epic is it was a regular thing

[@losingstreak415]

Keep hitting 5 on your keyboard

[@megavidaeos]

THANK YOU!!!!

[@muazqamar]

LOL!!! You sir are a genius

[@sheikhshakil2932]

lots of respect bro.. u are the real homie

[@homieheist8146]

spamming 7 really quickly is pretty funny too lol

[@YnseSchaap]

No fair I'm stoned ;-)

[@aykut1678]

1:55 here is what you looking for

[@MarcelH666]

2.49......didn't see that one coming 😂😂

[@aykut1678]

@@MarcelH666 yeah it was hilariouss too 😂😂😂

[@NucularRobit]

I thought they were going to debate the topic of "Children." Also, how was this a debate? :)

[@nursemelissajane]

I did too! I totally read that wrong...

[@mmc9828]

Is the guy at the podium Ryan Reynolds?

[@BedVerhoef]

"damn right theyre fruit, the ladies' favorite fruit, in season all year round." lmao

[@pramodshrestha5166]

that spit fountain though!!! hahaha.....

[@BradPow]

"pretty interesting coming from a guy named Ted Fartass"

[@madirocks227]

JOCELYN GOES TO MY SCHOOL! She's absolutley amazing

[@landondavison2582]

Quiz show, not a debate...

[@stevema2]

"oh they are fruit alright. It's the ladies' favorite fruit. Comes in season all year long." 🤣

[@sillyskeleton]

I fail to see the humour in this. Making two mentally disabled men look stupid in front of a bunch of kids is just cruel. Their self esteem is probably deflated enough as it is, considering how unattractive they are.

[@BenDover_Jr]

They might be unattractive, but they can buy all the pussy they want.

[@MLGCaptainVirgil]

I'm hoping what you said was a joke.

[@VishnuVardhan-sc4gg]

Silly skeleton, why don't you go fuck yourself

[@sillyskeleton]

Jimmy Page I see that one went right over your head.

[@amberlee656]

Jimmy Page I'm gonna go buy you a sense of humor, so you know what jokes are.

[@Six_To_One]

1:58 That's a Joker laugh right there

[@MetRighteousTV]

"whats eating nikki minaj" ROFL

[@gnlilu6972]

Where has this been all this time? lol

[@GreenHandMovies]

so how the hell does funny or die pay for all these Ferrell appearances?

[@SohaHamid]

+Everett Pope Will Ferrell founded Funny or Die

[@GreenHandMovies]

+Soha Hamid ohh, I see. Was thinking that.

[@baconator6374]

Seusanelly whatttt????

[@SayAhh]

Exorcist won an Oscar.