metallica doing stupid shit: the meme warriors (grand finale!!!)

this concludes the trilogy. all good things must come to an end.

[@DerpyTheShreddingProto]

I'd like to imagine that even after Jason “focking left the band,” they still give him pies for his birthday with a letter that says "Do us a favor and slam this into your face for us. Love, Metallica"

[@cheezy6669]

now i’m sad for thinking about this

[@patches2221]

They didn't kick Jason out,he left.

[@DerpyTheShreddingProto]

@@patches2221 whoops right i almost forgot *hE fOcKiN LeFt ThE bAnD*

[@nikkisixxswife8676]

@@patches2221 the joke went right over your head

[@ktw70]

@@patches2221 after being given a ridiculous ultimatum

[@espacosideraljpg]

"I LoVe thE BasS!" -Jason Newsted, whatever year

[@nacho04511]

James Presley isn't real he can't hurt you. James Presley: 6:17

[@louiscarrollmusic-lcm5331]

Christ alive. I was terrified. Please help me.

[@molliowens8476]

James Presley is the reason I sleep with one eye open and gripping my pillow

[@saucysnake5260]

@Molli Owens EXIT LIGHT, ENTER NIGHT

[@gracie7668]

@@molliowens8476 tightly? or loosely?

[@Ziggy_stardust0]

Y'all are joking but he really looks like Elvis lol

[@jacoblopez517]

It's Jason's birthday 2:41 Kirk: Let's Kill him

[@lellypop4269]

Lars was pissed that it was Jason’s birthday, lol.

[@kradlen]

They just didn't know what could be a present for him¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@waltuh11121]

Bro I almost died with that

[@nom8254]

"James! what's up?" "My balls itch bad!" Classic

[@abbybonilla4511]

What time is that?

[@nom8254]

@@abbybonilla4511 1:32

[@elisabethlewis6084]

That's normally a sign of crabs...lol

[@nom8254]

@@elisabethlewis6084 good to know

[@elisabethlewis6084]

Crabs r a sexual transfer disease...lol

[@virgilthemob1242]

It's so sad that I'll never have Kirk plot to kill me on my anniversary or James singing me happy birthday...

[@allee6096]

Guitar Tech says HBDay..

[@DerpyTheShreddingProto]

The un-forgotten trilogy.

[@cheezy6669]

my small brain thought this was an insult at first but it wasn’t so you get a heart

[@DerpyTheShreddingProto]

yay :3

[@aandwdabest]

New vid joins this earth, and quickly it’s subdued

[@juufininykkosfani2568]

2:31 " step in to the office" "STEP IN TO THE OFFICE"

[@rushayaesp]

*Step into the orifice

[@defaultdefault2253]

6:11 „I love you bass - I never stop loving you BASS“

[@Glacier_waterrr]

0:48 the band: recording Meanwhile Jason: Sits like a diva and fixes his nails💅

[@elisabethvania2017]

7:21 this kirk "✋😀" face gonna be my laptop wallapaper

[@4md17]

🤣 its scares the fuck of me

[@Le_epic_eclipse]

It very epic!!!

[@kattallenak4898]

well.. we definitely need part 4 dude..

[@whoyoucallingpinhead3240]

Yeah

[@Caglecardscollectibles21]

I concur

[@sirbookshelf]

is there even enough unseen footage for a part 4?

[@ultimateshadowclan1231]

I think he ran out of stupid shit🤣

[@Yourmothershouse34]

There's only so much footage

[@cannonfodder4507]

Jamevis Presfield's gonna give me some nightmares

[@metastyes4943]

5:08 Lars seems like a black metal drumer jajaja

[@SPXJUICE75]

2:30 damn cant imagine how old this footage must be its the time where cliff was still alive damn

[@sevirytory]

spring '86 if I'm not mistaken they've just released the album at the time and Lars talks about their European tour in autumn... which was the last one for Cliff...

[@cliffburton1545]

Yes, I’ve been waiting for this for a long time.

[@cheezy6669]

Cliff Big Dick i hope it was worth the wait ❤️

[@cliffburton1545]

quentin mementino It sure was

[@cliffburton1545]

ThatsRaidillonActually Yes, but my username is based off a clip in a video on KZbin called Metallica on cracK v3. At 7:57 is where my username comes from. Here’s a link to that video kzbin.info/www/bejne/rZe3fn9jeblmba8

[@marcellee4212]

5:44 MY FAVOURITE METALLICA MOMENT EVER💀💀💀💀

[@anukasenarathna6768]

3:28 Cliff 🤩

[@introvertedhuman1776]

All hail the C l i f f

[@espacosideraljpg]

8:30 wait, did someone just shouted "ur mom's gross" or i'm just hearing things?

[@louismaynard881]

James: What surprises you got for us tonight Lars: youre gonna sing in key 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@MarisMLM]

5:13 woah Lars was hot???

[@cheezy6669]

always has been.

[@susragejr477]

This band is just a figment of my imagination

[@GrayD_Fox]

For someone who “can’t play drums” he’s made it pretty far wailing on those drums pretty fucking well.

[@lylafudge7195]

I was looking for a comment like this in here. I dont think lars is bad and I like lars pretty well but like everybody else hates him and i dont know why

[@crowthebro]

@@lylafudge7195 yeah he might be kinda a dick but he isn't a bad drum player at all, i don't understand why people would think that :/

[@mikebot6164]

6:17 conclusive proof that Elvis is still alive

[@eriklazar5623]

7:56

[@picilekio]

It was done, the Grand finale of the great trilogy

[@3tzha595]

Im having a bad time these days and those vids are saving me , thank you 🥲

[@girlieeleuterio6733]

Same! Been watching their then eras.. So good to absorb their vibes 😌

[@cheezy6669]

glad i was of service, hope all is well with you ❤️

[@3tzha595]

@@cheezy6669 🙈💙

[@ryandowsley3654]

The Legend Has Returned

[@lana-vc3go]

i demand a peaceful protest for the 4th return of "metallica doing stupid shit"

[@DerpyTheShreddingProto]

I second this protest

[@redacted8678]

I fourth this protest. Also 68 likes. 1 off of greatness

[@DerpyTheShreddingProto]

@@redacted8678 It is now greatness Hurry take a picture before it reaches 70

[@szalwia666]

i millionth this protest

[@kagamiryo615]

i fifth this protest

[@battytats]

i have been so excited for this OH MY GOD

[@cheezy6669]

i think you were here before i even uploaded the thumbnail LMAO

[@battytats]

quentin mementino i was i’ve been waiting for this for MONTHS

[@cheezy6669]

piper t i’m sorry my lazy ass took so long to finish it LMAO

[@Ricky-dv1hr]

nobody else gonna talk about this 8:31

[@waltuh11121]

That's why he fokin left the band

[@andrewdepedro4182]

"You fuggin' grabass!"

[@poopypants8704]

"its jasons focking birthday today. " "is it?" "who?" "LETS KILL HIM" i domt knkw why i findthat part so funny man

[@honigdachs.]

02:30 omg LOL, I might steal that.

[@Imdor]

Imagine how many people out there have been trying to figure out which date they saw metallica, and the only thing they remember is Jasons birthday 92, and the date is just completely off.

[@totallynotevil3509]

slav james doesn't exist he can't hurt you: slav james: 9:14

[@rrrico7896]

id like to point out that I heard nothing in the video after that monstrous earrape that blasted my ears in the intro

[@cheezy6669]

good.

[@TheHungoverMoth]

6:53 Kirk gave his guitar the Madonna treatment.

[@tristanurielgonzalezrojas9074]

LOL 🤣

[@OOGABOOGAdude656]

5:44 i was like there is no stupid things there and later on AAAAHHHH

[@aerodynamickerbal]

The unforgiven III

[@dwaynegarfield1551]

Missed this era of METALLICA!!! Sucks you get old!!!

[@wandajade]

Jason: i love you bass... 😕

[@molliowens8476]

The intro: * happens unexpectadley * Me with the volume loud: I THINK I'M DEF!!!!

[@olivialangley7391]

Jason’s laugh😆 I love it. And James’

[@CousinJenkies]

4:10 my man just hit the dab.

[@shred9475]

'i can't play tennis I can't play drums'

[@mztweety1374]

Cliffs bass power was stored in his hair. Jasons is in his neck Robs is in his knees 😂😂😂

[@konnorrockkonnoisseur4970]

We need another trilogy

[@emmarossignol4445]

Where did Jason saying "I love you bass!" in a black void come from?

[@subg8858]

Best Elvis impersonation since Andy Kaufman

[@TheDarkWolfShow]

What is 6:10 from?

[@Jayteaseepiirturi]

"You're gonna stay in key." Ouch. :D

[@vicrattlehead5530]

Christmas has come early boys!!

[@KABModels]

im now traumatised from seeing Jaymz dressed as Elvis. Dayum, that was harsh not putting a trigger warning...

[@ilikedolphins4605]

5:44 where can i find that clip???

[@ilikedolphins4605]

guys i found it tell me if you want it

[@MatthewvanR.music.]

We (i) need like 3 sequels more

[@MMtheboyyy_yt]

James and Kirk are easily the funniest. Also, HAVESTOR OF SORROW!

[@Anonymousinquiry]

Kirk at 7:17: ✋😃…. Oh it’s not a picture

[@Reed5016]

The Star Wars intro was funny.

[@waltuh11121]

6:10 this killed me lol

[@SPXJUICE75]

i really appreciate you for uploading these

[@masteryoda6988]

How I make money 3:52

[@JRC99]

Hol up I'm watching this on Jason's birthday. Well happy 60th

[@averagehooman3792]

The thumbnail is so funny!!

[@Axlroseswife]

0:40 OMG ITS NOT JAMES HETFIELD

[@LarryBarry39]

3:46 best Lars quote ever

[@poot9181]

6:10 🤣

[@d.a.5161]

I love the last part in the Star Wars intro

[@alexanderybarra844]

Who the hell disliked this?

[@michiszapato]

Dave Mustaine xD

[@sebbyplayz0049]

5:58 lmao

[@charliecooper5354]

2:32 "Step Into The awfice"

[@Rock-hb1bc]

"I lOvE YOu baSs"

[@djporridge7556]

1:32 best moment

[@randomcrap-cy5nf]

In 7:09 i few up

[@BigFrankieB]

This was great! Just sad for no part 4.

[@Mazzy0917]

7:20 IM WHEEZING RJWKDJFJKRKSJFJFHAHHAHAHAHHA

[@brunettewithglasses]

STEP INTO THE OFFICE 👹👹

[@shawnegan2528]

This concludes the end of this video, huh? That's not a repeated redundancy at all. Hahahaha. Great fukn vid, fuk! 😁

[@emmarossignol4445]

holy fuck the intro with the star wars music got me.

[@cheezy6669]

it was supposed to ❤️

[@nam8980]

jason is so cute

[@Utmus]

6:11 my left ear enjoyed that one

[@mztweety1374]

Lars you tiny, brooding, cheesy, danish. Lighten up 😂

[@shredders4life532]

James looks so cool in the first video

[@gustavopacheco919]

YOU DON'T KNOW, KUNG FU. 😆😆

[@anthonysuarez6468]

😂

[@jamesprice6750]

We need a part 4 man

[@konnorrockkonnoisseur4970]

Maybe a Megadeth trilogy??

[@patches2221]

It would just be a bunch of footage of Dave being on cocaine

[@Enjoythesilence21]

You'd need more than a trilogy lmao

[@alfredoxRg]

Wtf tpose jameea???

[@cheezy6669]

thank you for being the first person to comment on this

[@kanyelover335]

I love Acillatem

[@whiteboy2244]

I have been looking for this since memento Liked my comment.

[@juufininykkosfani2568]

Oh thats ur BUSS-

[@aldante7079]

Oh it’s not a picture 😂😂

[@Dianthus.Caryophyll]

4:10 this cracks me up😂😂

[@MetalMayhem1978]

Who’s the guy with James at 1:55?

[@pop000690]

That is Bobby Gustuvason (I probably butchered that spelling) he used to be the main guitarist for New York Thrashers Overkill and looked very similar to James in the late 80s/early 90s

[@MetalDeathCoversInc]

Time for some good Japanese beer Yahh 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 4:00

[@wyattsoncksen4033]

Is it a coincidence that most of them are Lars

[@dashavikell9093]

4:21 батя Хетфилд реально жестко пердит

[@n0thingbutspecial]

Oh God LMAO 🤣

[@user-lb5vb7ni3t]

Unpopular opinion but I love dave but then we wouldn't have kirk and I also love kirk 😭

[@malikgrimes586]

tesla at 7:30

[@datukareemaralling4832]

The one from cunning stunts (jason's shait) had me

[@TexasSteel]

The Riff is Heavy in this one...

[@darkfoxdreygon5558]

YEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS