metallica doing stupid shit: the second coming

part two to this cursed video

[@SniPeRtHieF]

I'm pretty sure Lars got his licence from Los Santos

[@cheezy6669]

Sniper Thief i started playing gta in april and i absolutely love this comment

[@Derno545]

No capp🤣🤣

[@GrayD_Fox]

Finally a Lars joke that’s actually funny

[@zbgtbook6578]

666 likes

[@Garf2O]

"All these people are screaming when im driving and im just like come on guys im just trying to drive down the sidewalk here"

[@Zietus]

I play F O R E S K I N

[@wolfbane4875]

Gosia Zietek what are you wearing stockings?

[@ItsYourAverageStoner]

I PLAY GEETARR!!

[@unidentifiablegamer8192]

I PLAYZ DROMS

[@gofergofrunio6281]

kAzO0

[@eduardsusai559]

I pLAy pERCUssioN HAhA WheN i HIt iT Go BOnG

[@angelbcam]

2:36 _peace _*_b r o t h e r_*

[@kadewoodtechfolder]

can I try this dress on?

[@elodie4962]

I want to try it too pweasss

[@davidgeorgescu1001]

0:47 Slash pushing a table into THE TABLE.

[@davidgeorgescu1001]

(This was behind the scenes at the Freddie Mercury tribute concert for anyone looking for it)

[@unidentifiablegamer8192]

I am the table!

[@christianjackson9360]

Who cares about SLASH? He's a DOUCHE BAG & a piece of ASS!!!!

[@byob7381]

@@christianjackson9360 no he isn’t wdym-?

[@Homesick0.o]

James is that table

[@lo7058]

Suddenly, this is in _everyone’s_ recommendations.

[@11037_kuwata]

yupp

[@chriscoughs5774]

**Video has less than 10,000 views**

[@lo7058]

Kristopher Kaufman Ask again in a day or two.

[@gracemsangma963]

Yeah.......

[@cheezy6669]

holy shit thank god it did-

[@frfoljek68]

1:19 He’s Riding the lightning

[@jamesagwe2981]

Fucking beautiful

[@RobDogzInc]

This inspired hard-wired to self destruct

[@keeleyduty1185]

That’s what I was thinking!! 😂

[@unidentifiablegamer8192]

He’s riding the lightning Bew NEW NEW Bew NEW NEW Bew NEW NEW Bew NEW NEW

[@introvertedhuman1776]

He is riding the lightning that struck the chair

[@debrebeuf8959]

4:10 “gets me from point a to point b.” Literally barreling down the freeway

[@mrduke5058]

Lol

[@jery3385]

Just bulldozing through the highway.

[@sadieadler3065]

I would not wanna be in that car holy shit

[@Garf2O]

Honestly that footage looks like a normal cali commute to me

[@miv-7776]

7:24 it looks like Kirk is babysitting Lars

[@AJEDDY97]

Are we sure he isn’t?

[@cheezy6669]

i like how this assumes that he ISNT babysitting lars

[@scuffedcovers2031]

He is also eating his phone

[@Regurgitated_bat]

YOU COPIED MY NAME, we're still led zeppelin fans.

[@miv-7776]

@@Regurgitated_bat zeppelin gang👊🏻

[@mustaine1981]

3:19. James Hetfield’s laughter is equivalent to a babies laughter in that it’s fuckin hella contagious! 😂😂😂

[@minaashido5678]

It's annoying

[@minaashido5678]

@Vincent that's uncalled for,sir

[@mr.smithgnrsmith7808]

“Hella”….douche chilling

[@JPR17]

Babies laughter? WTF 😅😅😅😅😅

[@mediacollective6780]

That “CRABS” part may have been louder than any Metallica show in history

[@cheezy6669]

that was the goal.

[@NotSerp069]

@@cheezy6669 I was a headphone user. XD

[@calebjay136]

Scared the absolute crap out of me. I was listening through my studio monitors.

[@gabriellepoole8994]

Nah I took a screenshot in class wearing my headphones😭

[@Que934]

This is A-200,this is for when they get Ç R Â B S 💥

[@CarimboHanky]

5:02 kirk is such a wise man it makes me laugh every time

[@adrianbass5560]

Kirk sticks up for Bob is pure respect. Lars can be an arrogant ass sometimes

[@knightmare6670]

@@sadieadler3065 agreed

[@oceanborn5513]

5:35 Lars with hair 6:35 Lars without hair

[@unidentifiablegamer8192]

Lars’s wig

[@kadewoodtechfolder]

*w i g*

[@jingus1942]

Lars's wig

[@Mazzy0917]

Lars’s wig

[@gustavovieira7708]

Lars's wig

[@porcelainfrusciante]

Lars: “Kirk uses it to keep his hair glued on.” Also Lars: *The only bald member of the band*

[@demisixx7936]

Obviously this man hasn’t heard of karma 🤣

[@PeytonKoehlerMusic]

@@demisixx7936 😂😂

[@PeytonKoehlerMusic]

james did say we will sell lars wig back in 89 so???

[@Cfh69420]

Kirk went bald but got a hair transplant

[@rafaellago172]

2:45 Gets me every time. Kirk always believes in the power of his own jokes, no matter if he gets ignored or, in that particular case, slapped halfway across the street. Sheer commitment.

[@mztweety1374]

He’s so precious I just wanna squish him 😂😂😂

[@razztastic]

@@mztweety1374 I don't know how people say things like this and think it's normal

[@TheyCallMeMrMaybe]

Kirk will forever be the lost child within Metallica.

[@mr.smithgnrsmith7808]

As he should be, commie loser

[@mztweety1374]

Truth. He is stupid adorable.

[@JustGuitarThings]

James = dad Lars = oldest child Kirk = middle child Robert/Jason/ = youngest, most well behaved

[@helpwhatlk]

​@@JustGuitarThingsLars is the mom

[@michaelvaleski]

⁠​⁠@@JustGuitarThingsNah I’d say: James = Dad Robert/Jason/Cliff = Mom (most mature, well behaved) Middle child = Kirk (stupid adorable) Youngest child = Lars (annoying but still loved and spoiled as hell)

[@dimebagdarrll1538]

Lars looks like the uncle that tells jokes at funerals and jason and kirk look like the disassociated cousins

[@chevyguy5525]

Don’t worry, I’m sure this will go to everyone’s recommended soon!

[@teadrinker42069]

Chevy Guy 55 it went into mine,and I love it

[@tasha994]

hit mine too

[@pauiepot]

YEAH HAHAHAHAHA

[@RoyyGn]

Here we are

[@cheezy6669]

so grateful that it did holy shit!

[@g0r3gutzz72]

1:20 welcome to the jungle baby

[@introvertedhuman1776]

So that's how Axel Rose gets that voice...

[@F1Nl3Y876]

7:59 I love how Jason comes out of nowhere 😂😂😂

[@karmaboogie2395]

1:59 the funniest acting I’ve ever heard from James

[@karlsnyper]

Sounds a lot like Les Claypool haha...

[@minaashido5678]

I thought the burp was funnier

[@espacosideraljpg]

9:15 that little Jason's run made me chuckle for some solid 15 seconds

[@RitalinflavoredDope]

I heard a BRIM

[@leopardsammy1306]

1:00 Kirk was so cute there 🥺😭🤧

[@vilianavasileva8213]

Kirk is always cute.

[@d4n4hh]

@@vilianavasileva8213 exactly

[@lejlatiric7037]

@@vilianavasileva8213 trueee :3

[@michaelvaleski]

@@vilianavasileva8213True!

[@wolfbane4875]

0:54 so even back then people were making the cowardly lion joke at James’ expense? Lol

[@mdnblues]

James embracing the meme since 1992.

[@yosoyspider9420]

6:22 you almost killed me broder

[@cheezy6669]

Yo Soy Spider damn i should’ve put a warning my apologies

[@the_sky_is_blue_and_so_am_I]

I died

[@Tenshi_Tenshi_1703]

I was eating when that happened...

[@Princess.Kenny_]

@@Tenshi_Tenshi_1703 same ;( it was one in the morning

[@speedtracker9556]

3:19-3:23 James' great laughter always brings a smile.

[@nolanatlsmusic9067]

Imagine Lars driving a bus.

[@lildallas9425]

Instead of cliff it would’ve been everyone and the closest towns population

[@risottochitpost1184]

He can't reach the pedals

[@espacosideraljpg]

@@risottochitpost1184 this made me laugh so hard!! Like, imagine Lars needing the assistance of long sticks or something like that to reach the pedal

[@SharpAsABricc]

*Ace Balthazar has entered the chat*

[@lemon_curry_]

Yeah, what @lil Dallas said. Metallica would cease to exist

[@leehernandez3541]

Hail taxi

[@sasheaway]

hail taxi!!

[@leehernandez3541]

Tail taxi

[@ayie583]

Hail Taxi!!!

[@willhotker4653]

you called?

[@prinzkiwi8207]

Tail Haxi

[@SROWilkerson]

This is for when you get *CRABS*

[@mastodon98]

Lmfaooooo

[@mastodon98]

Im fuckin cryinggggg

[@aquaneon2805]

This is for when you get *ROBERT*

[@Princess.Kenny_]

I was drinking dr pepper I and eating pop corn and almost died

[@sensei2457]

1:20 Hetfield sounds like Brian Johnson

[@unidentifiablegamer8192]

Imagine a AC/DC song with James’ vocal style

[@PulseOfTheMaggie]

I turned my volume up to hear it better and then *_C R A B S_*

[@Princess.Kenny_]

Rip

[@captainitalia811]

Lars explaining why he goes 90 in the right hand lane is something I never thought I needed to see

[@talesfromthetoiletseat8295]

Ha ha Lars with the bald jokes about Kirk yet your forehead grew the most

[@PuffyOne1898]

“That’s hard!” -Lars Ulrich, the focking DRUMMER, on using a wah pedal.

[@woofyu9278]

1:34 *W H A T T H E H E L L A M U*

[@js-1108]

*G I T A R*

[@yeahguys4705]

YOU SHOULDNT PUT YOUR FOOT UNDER HIS WHEEL!

[@ghoulbeansz]

LooOve 🎼

[@drunkcaribou_699]

Okay, but Lars at 3:45 actually has some very good advice here.

[@RedRageKnight]

8:02 How tf did Jason Respawn like that 💀

[@riancasey5571]

8:06 IM IN TEARS AND I AM WHEEZING

[@sasheaway]

OMG QUEEN I FOUND YOU

[@anneeeev]

3:33 Jason laughing at what James said is so cuuutteee 🥺😍

[@isakberg860]

6:36 I was like, Who is this old guy?

[@andjustjizzforall]

Holy shit is that Kirk? I couldn't figure out who it was

[@simeng9795]

Rhett Kraljevic Lars Ulrich

[@andjustjizzforall]

@@simeng9795 I had trouble more with the guitarist lmao. I know the dude with the glasses is Lars and now I realise who OP was talking about

[@kkov1230]

I didn’t realize until l saw this comment lol

[@michellephoenix9377]

He's old AND he's saying, wow the wah pedal is hard! 🤔😔

[@elodie4962]

1:04 i love Glenn danzig and i just want to say... 2:46... HAIL TAXI!! HAIL TAXI!! HAIL TAXI!!

[@pipetin2887]

OMG KIRK "You shouldn't put your foot under his wheel!" I don't know why but it was so damn cute

[@dylanowens2210]

8:02 Jason:🗿

[@myk1419]

1:13 ok Kirk that was just savage

[@Justafoo_04]

6:35 Jesus, it took me a good minute to realize that’s Lars

[@enticer3408]

9:17 Jason becomes a Motorcycle

[@itsokiluvu9094]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@tigerpoop693]

6:19 kind a scared me

[@leopardsammy1306]

Ville Määttänen omg i wasn’t ready i jump 😂

[@marlbor05]

Ville perkele

[@prophetofbeans6781]

What, you don't like C R A B S ???

[@junaberggren1183]

“Peace brother, can I try your dress”

[@sofialrq]

2:49 that should be me

[@sensei2457]

2:40 Sweating Bullets

[@bassnoob8214]

7:18 the many voices of james Hetfield

[@michellephoenix9377]

6:30 someone please explain Kirk's windex to me.

[@madywilson5315]

literally

[@djdjdjdjdjdj4038]

some sort of drug I’m guessing

[@LZ4COMPRESSION]

0:42 i love how jason is just sitting there like "????"

[@user-ko4df9yz3e]

Kirk:''you shouldn't put your foot under his wheel'' .... 'LOVEEE--''

[@88fanforlife]

Kerry King talking about anyone else’s guitar playing 🤦🏻‍♂️😂

[@m.c.ruckus2032]

... oh, as if Lars has any room to talk about somebody not being the best at playing their instruments.

[@88fanforlife]

Brian Carpenter show me when Lars gives criticism to any other drummer

[@m.c.ruckus2032]

@@88fanforlife I never said he slammed drummers specifically, did I? So you really shouldn't try putting words in my mouth. I said he's stirring up shit about other people and how THEY aren't the best at their INSTRUMENTS. Does Lars initiate or does he not initiate the conversation at 3:05 where he is telling James (he says, [he said]): "Kerry King said you're the worst guitarist to grace the pages of Guitar Magazine". Resulting immediately, before Lars is finished his b.s. statement, James is taking offense and giving defense. WHY? because Lars is speaking for somebody else. I didn't hear K.K. say a single word knocking James or anybody else when they showed his face for that split second. Why is Lars opening his mouth with the (he said/he said) gossip crap? I never heard K.K. talk shit about any other musician in their circle of music genre...ever! So, that's right, I said Lars is a gossip spittin little BITCH! Kerry & James are both grown men who can say something to each others face if they got a problem. They know each other, they've (Metallica & Slayer)toured together. They surely know how to get in touch with each other if they want to. Little Miss Lars doesn't have to lick James' balls in praise to cause animosity between 2 grown men just to watch if any sparks fly & it doesn't matter IF any difference in OPINION of who plays better anyway. They each have their own style and art form to express themselves musicly. Lars succeeded in sucking James right in to laugh out loud at something LARS, not Kerry said. BC Lars is creating that to tighten his grip on his big buddy James to where he is feeding his insecurities & bonding more at the expense of dragging Kerry's name through the mud. James responded in retaliation of some horseshit hearsay. Now, tell me I don't have a point. Lars got a big mouth. Continue to watch his demeanor with which he speaks, about...just "things & people" in general. He's a crybaby bitch and has been for decades. You, on the other hand, I really have no problem with. Maybe you misunderstood me, leaving me to spell out what I figured was explained by my initial comment. I'll be clearer next time....

[@jonpresley1163]

@@m.c.ruckus2032 Lars is still killing it live. Everyone knows he got tired and lazy for about 10 years but he's been fucking awesome lately. Kerry King is a nobody among guitar greats. Jeff was Slayer

[@theadorebundy4514]

@@m.c.ruckus2032 your extra soy latte with a unicorn drawn in the foam is ready.

[@murayama9717]

1:20 And that's how Ride The Lightning was made.....

[@berni2905]

I appreciate some clips being 100 times louder than the others

[@thefoxcreation3580]

"Driving, Speeding, Through the, Never"

[@pedrovalente207]

james doing the cowardly lion made my day man haha

[@chungy2861]

wat the sheet am yu *I PLAY FORESKIN*

[@scootinand]

James predicted Joe Exotic, apparently

[@cameronwills4500]

Around 6:15 scared the living shit out of me

[@mvdmusicvideosdaily4993]

Cameron Wills lol same!

[@unidentifiablegamer8192]

CRABS

[@evakrissance]

i was wearing my jbl headphones 😭

[@Merve-it6ey]

@@evakrissance lol me too i was planning to watch this video in peace but... CRABS

[@MarksBigOlHam]

[̲̅C] [̲̅R] [̲̅A] [̲̅B] [̲̅S]

[@Nightmare13113]

4:56 I've done that to my dad before lol

[@localmusiclover605]

Hahahaha

[@vincent2053]

did you focking ever do it again ever?

[@YousefTobail]

09:08 His butt was out of time

[@introvertedhuman1776]

🔥__🔥 i need to bleach my eyes

[@YousefTobail]

@@introvertedhuman1776 and not see such beauty?

[@introvertedhuman1776]

@@YousefTobail '-'

[@DiceandDoubleDownwithaDash]

@@YousefTobailayooo

[@barroeta6669]

6:21 i got scared, i legit jumped

[@boltgaming248]

so like a jumpscare? (sry for old comment)

[@defaultdefault2253]

They own my heart.

[@lejlatiric7037]

Same here :3

[@morganmanesh5142]

0:45 hey is that slash ;)

[@wolfbane4875]

Composure iiii];)

[@cheezy6669]

yes!!

[@lapinus]

1:44 *i pLay FoResKiN!1!*

[@craftyyt2745]

“Hey you shouldn’t put your foot under his wheel!” Kirk you are… *so wise*

[@lablondejames200]

You didn't search for this, it was in your recommended.

[@airconditioningunit9777]

false, I searched for it

[@localmusiclover605]

4:56 Me telling myself not to ask people to hang out

[@DeezNuts-uy8mq]

James’s laugh at 3:18 made me die

[@lejlatiric7037]

Sameeee

[@MrSnake-mp8jq]

Lars figuring out how the wah pedal works is the best part

[@skitzofrenia_]

1:16 Welcome to the jungle, baby lmaooo 🤣

[@unspeaky]

PETITION TO HAVE LARS BRING BACK THE BACKSTAGE INTROS HE DID IN THE 90S!

[@maylin5644]

7:23 DON RAMON style!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@winterlucy]

😂😂

[@theboilaroi776]

I fuckin damn near pissed my self when Lars said CRABS

[@cheezy6669]

*CRABS*

[@theboilaroi776]

I love your editing btw with the earrape

[@simplyplague2755]

C R A B S

[@mztweety1374]

“What the shit am you?” I have to fit this into my vocabulary somehow. 😂

[@mannyv4044]

How tf has Lars not died in a car crash 😂

[@FilthTribeFTP]

"the wrong band member died!!!!"

[@DevilFisch]

@@FilthTribeFTP we dont go there

[@UchihaZoSo]

James Hetfield doing a cowardly lion impression is something I didn't realize I needed

[@ruskolnikov7211]

Kerry King insults Kirk and James just laughs 😂😂😂 3:04

[@hjonkhjonkamgoose]

7:08 seeing the EET FUK guitar sitting there will always be surreal to me. To them, it's just another guitar they used. But to me, and I'm sure others, it's LEGENDARY.

[@wolfbane4875]

“Can I try this dress on?” Hahaha classic

[@user-bw4mk7fc8c]

James and Kirk just keep looking better and better with age

[@sir__howard]

“Make peace brother” is now my favorite quote from James

[@DustinPlatt]

Kirk was looking for a taxi on the Third Reich

[@mrduke5058]

The intro video actually matched up with the song beat. I love this

[@adudeontheinternet8803]

guess we all know why kirks the crybaby now 8:47

[@jingus1942]

We also know why he uses the crybaby wah wah pedal

[@landini527]

0:41 eRRaH sCuUz mE mY gOoDd

[@SpooderGlen]

1:19 had me rolling 🤣

[@BoxesOfFoxes]

Ikr then bob saying you're gonna die 🤣🤣🤣

[@George-sx7wg]

1:19 this is how they made the intro to fuel.

[@manuschulz1761]

3:52 : oh no son dont drive through the living room again son!

[@josefsolichiii6855]

6:20 i had almost heart attack

[@yeahguys4705]

HEIL TAXI! HELI TAXI! HEIL TAXI!

[@whatifdinosaurscouldwaveth6333]

2:46 Nobody: Kirk: hAiL TaXi

[@turkay67turkay]

2:30 Main reason why James became an alcoholic

[@mpatzikas5138]

''Dont put your foot under his wheel''

[@rateatpepper]

“Would you put some f😎cking shoes on?!”

[@kadewoodtechfolder]

James: **BURP** excUse me, oh my god! Me: I can smell it James