MGS3: Random/Fun Codec/Radio calls

[@ShootingStarNeo]

"Guuuuys, I messed up my first HALO jump and my mom was watching! ):"

[@pingaspearce9403]

ShootingStarNeo Lol! How embarrassing!

[@tmluigi5096]

ShootingStarNeo Whats a halo jump?

[@octaviuskane1941]

She gonna break his arm for that, quite literally...

[@huzaifahfarooq3745]

High Altitude Low Opening jump

[@Artameful]

at least she won't break both of his arms.

[@griffinqueen15]

I love the little grumbling noises Snake makes whenever he’s grumpy.

[@thahoodinizenko2553]

Or bamboozled

[@TheOriginalOgaTatsumi]

It's the thing I remember the most about the game xd

[@reedwada6257]

...

[@Mars4321]

Hnnnng

[@MrBinkss]

Hrrrnnngghhh

[@kokobain]

>leave no trace, not even bodily fluids >open Survival Viewer >spin Snake around and around for 5 minutes >vomit >repeat for the whole game, vomiting everywhere, even on unconscious enemies >stealth

[@tommyscott8511]

2Negative4Creep The true weapon to surpass metal gear...snake vomit

[@axler3553]

Lol

[@spaced_out3947]

Top fucking kek.

[@NiCoNiCoNiCola]

@@tommyscott8511 Vomit Snake? Is that a new character? The one to surpass metal gear, to become a bigger boss than Big Boss

[@spartandraws7012]

@@NiCoNiCoNiCola Mission 55 Vomit Snake AKA Largest Manager

[@Taldorin]

Don't you "What's up" me! Damn the boss really was pretty much his mom

[@ben-2368]

That means he was romantically involved with his mom. Bruh.

[@NunOfDoloresDei]

Its so cute in a weird way to me.

[@rbdchocolaterbd]

JaketheSnake The boss was funny as heck😂

[@myballspaul4889]

They smashed

[@saintsocramnymaia5511]

Big tiddie mommy gf

[@razgrizknight8818]

Ladies and gentlemen, the patriots

[@pingaspearce9403]

Razgriz Knight minus snake.

[@grief6052]

Razgriz Knight para medic and sigint are a part of them too?

[@cronft]

yes, sigint is the black dude who died on the torture done by ocelot on mgs1

[@jhart6764]

Everyone except Naked Snake.

[@Ravenite456]

Pingas Pearce Actually Big Boss was a member of the Patriots until Zero cloned him without his knowledge (source: EVA/Big Mama, MGS4)

[@Hamsterdami]

"My tea is gone! Who drank it? How am I supposed to have tea time without tea!?" - Military Commander.

[@caboosesms1257]

That one sperm from a ball sack as soon as i read this he literally just said it i not joke haha

The ruler of the world

[@monke4349]

Happened as I read it.

[@adrianlemus8014]

Me too...

[@TheBlackDemon1996]

The Father of The Patriots everybody...

[@umiman]

These are the masterminds behind the entire Metal Gear series that almost destroyed the entire world multiple times over with nukes, parasites, giant robots, killer cyborgs, clones, viruses, information control, and controlled warfare... Major "tea, scones, and doggy bag your own poop" Zero Para "why don't you eat one and see?" Medic Big "I'm not afraid of vampires" Boss Revolver "I want to eat the same things as Snake" Ocelot Big "instant noodles and calorie-mate diet" Mama Donald "this FOX unit is a nut fest" Anderson

[@ShootingStarNeo]

Big "You should come inside the box" Boss

[@ZackExplorer28]

not to mention that Zero is a James Bond nerd and Ocelot kept playing with his revolvers.

[@Jarock316]

To be fair, this was before they created the Patriots.

[@SMAXZO]

It's Revolver "My big bro finally noticed me" Ocelot.

[@Zanziebar]

more like Jack "I don't know who I am" D, Rose "I'm everybody" V, Adam "got a great British impression" 0, and Donatello "the nerd who dies" Octopus forgot they were making movies again.

[@TheSkullcruncher15]

Snake: "Is there a way to take off my pants?" Sigint: "Say WHAT!?" Snake: "My pants, can I- ..." Sigint: "Ah, hell no! This FOX Unit is a nut fest!" Snake: "Hehehehe.." LOL that was hilarious!

[@kylereese2888]

Ivan my favorite

[@kingartison]

Eva collected some of those Nuts I bet

[@mapconpopcorn]

Ivan Sigint be like "SAY WHAAAAT"

[@superquantumunitintelproce5222]

Ivan" yep that will get you unlimited ammo"

[@Wolfrank-27]

16:09

[@juicerec]

Lmao I honestly think Para-Medic had a crush on Snake, but he never saw it.

[@swimmingincircles92]

Oh Ashy I ship it

[@pingaspearce9403]

Oh Ashy She did. She said in one codec how she wanted to see him naked and quoted "Maybe next time" Snake on the other hand wasn't interested or just didn't know.

[@DJSTACKZ770]

Oh Ashy she mentioned sum about that after he re enters the jungle

[@souloftherisingsun8274]

In Portable Ops she did mention how she saw him naked in a tube and mentions various details

[@Spartan_9013]

Pretty much every woman he meant wanted to eat his snake

[@TheGamerCreeper399]

Major Tom: Britishness intensifies Paramedic: Smart things and movies Sigint: Normal

[@KhanhNguyen-mh5ec]

Snake: Hey guys, what does this do?

[@Dominated001]

Snake: hey guys, how does this taste?

[@totallynotmrsinister8705]

Snake: My pants. Can I-?

[@Shiverwar]

@@totallynotmrsinister8705 *Major, why do they keep exploding?!*

[@williamdaniel1701]

@@totallynotmrsinister8705 Oh hell naw. This FOX unit is a nut fest

[@tris2483]

Its so hard to believe that Zero would be a major villian after listening to 48 minutes of codec dialogue of him. These 4 members will always have a special place in my heart

[@Davide___92]

It wasn't villian after all. It was the IA that took control of the Patriots System. Even Big Boss wasn't mad to him after all what happens. They follow the dream of The Boss but it wasn't rasy for anyone. It would be not easy for The Boss too.

[@volteus44]

It's because someone stole his tea and scones and never found the culprit. So one day he felt cute and decided to wage war the next minute.

[@kos2919]

He's not a villain, even when BB and Zero parted ways he still cared about BB and even putting him in safety after MSF was destroyed.

[@user-wy1et9dk9w]

@@Davide___92 he was extremely manipulative and hungry for control.. and it literally screwed the world up, he is most certainly a villain lol. Not a traditional one like skullface or a tragic one like Liquid but the things this guy did because he couldn't give up his version of an ideal world (which was still war driven, everything our playable characters in this franchise fight against) led to a lot of bad stuff. Worstly the AI that was able to take advantage of everything he created and almost start a nuclear war. He's not skullface, but the world woulda been much better off if he hadn't done most of the things he did.

[@diegomedina9637]

@@user-wy1et9dk9w No, that was all the AI doing. Which was basically modified by Strangelove to follow what she Invision the Boss' will was.

[@LonePhantom756]

"...Am I the only sane person around here?" Sigint sums up what any normal person would be saying in Metal Gear Solid 3.

[@DeathBringer769]

Then he just ends up going batshit too later on in the lore, lol. Sigint, the unaware hypocrite.

[@jayc.2100]

Deathbrewer the creator of the metal gears would have to be crazy😔

[@boggart2da.]

But the mask...

[@YouRude34]

The actors must have a lot of fun just doing these lines!

[@YouRude34]

The boss and Naked Snake Codec talks is the best ones.

[@johnnykyr3403]

Its true, actors do love doing lines

[@captainrex2298]

@@johnnykyr3403 🤣 i see what you did there.

[@TheQueHegan]

"You...should come inside the box" When i use that line people run away.

[@hammerbro1947]

*Psyche Gauge Decreased*

[@trethestar]

What was in the box

[@vergilthedeadbeat5474]

Have a room for one more?

[@PureMetalDragon]

I can't smell Not at all? Nope! Why? Because the Major is making me carry a bag of shit!

[@blackdragons8011]

HYPETAUR THE HYPE CACTUAR! Well...

[@vandarkholme4745]

That's exactly what I thought he's gonna say

[@jakobzeeb1544]

lol it's my favorite joke or it real?

[@forsako]

am I the only one who absolutely loves para medics voice?

[@callofdutyguy9]

forsako she sounds cute as Fuk.

[@wingadept8793]

Seeing how she is in Snake Eater makes it hard to believe she went on to do those horrible things later on.

[@thejamman4070]

forsako yeah she’s my favourite in this codec in this game.

[@Vollification]

Now imagine this voice on someone that created Gray Fox.

[@SlayerSeraph]

She's terribly cute and attractive sounding. Must be the best girl's voice.

[@boss.mimoto6570]

It feels bad seeing these lovable people going corrupt.

[@captaincapslock4108]

Just think that all that shit never happend after 3

[@zefanyalt5944]

ShadowMoon it's all start when snake says 007 is ridiculous and drink coffee over tea

[@BochuJay]

No, it's the boss for not making clear what her will is

[@demonking86420]

@@zefanyalt5944 lol

[@kos2919]

Well, the saying "the road to hell is paved with good intentions" these people want to make the world a better place but things they done to reach it caused pain and death all over the world and they felt guilty about it (except for paramedic, I think she went off kilter as she got older)

[@sbraypaynt]

5:02 Holy shit The fact that Venom Snake could smell something sweet in MGSV hinted that he wasn’t the real big boss

[@ulises.-.5455]

Well i think that Kojima forgot about it, i suppose that BB couldn't smell it's because we can't smell (ingame) but he fucked it in that mission

[@YON_RO]

Snake can't smell because we can't smell the stuff in the game.

[@BagzAndPresident]

It was a reference that BIG BOSS (in mgs3) was a VIDEO GAME CHARACTER hence, he cant smell

[@soliquas]

Its also a reference to Solid Snake's codec call about how he can't tip toe (due to the controller's limitations) and using a mono TV. Both codecs iirc say that you'll have to trust your instincts as a gamer.

[@64_bit80]

G A M E R

[@cfroi08]

17:34 No joke, I remembered Big Boss saying this so when my stress got high in MGS4 I used the box. And what do you know it actually decreases your stress percentage. 10/10 series

[@davymachinegun5130]

That was Solid Snake in MGS4, not Big Boss.

[@nando6906]

me in the original Metal Gear

[@JayAreAitch]

Davy Machinegun He didn't say otherwise.

[@sakura368]

yay, boxes

[@corrputgamer]

Davy Machinegun yeah “Big Boss” said it in MGS3

[@FalkVonKrone]

"Would you stop answering my questions with questions?" The Irony

[@christopherhall5361]

EVA: u mad bro?

[@БогданКрименюк]

@@christopherhall5361 *Snake Mad*

[@rightbehindyou973]

@Big Boss Psycho Mantis?

[@KittyKatty999]

Metal Gear? Second Controller Port?

[@RandomID10T-tm]

FOXDIE?

[@jimcarroll6024]

"Stranger than the Major" sounds like a good band name.

[@mapconpopcorn]

Jim Carroll Stranger thing

[@thejamman4070]

Jim Carroll or a good album name.

[@saturatedartist1241]

Stranger than The Major first album is Inside A Cardboard Box

[@rinsatsuki3374]

But can it top *Billy Bishop's Manpile*?

[@ethanlee9553]

Oh yeah I like this group

[@foxer6960]

Ocelot eating rats and Spiders just because he admired him, That's weird and cute.

[@arpitdas4263]

He wanted to wat Big Boss's naked snake

[@Exozealots]

Wait a minute does that mean he eats the rotten corpses of the animals Snake capture? Explains why he wasn't with the Ocelot Unit, he was throwing up and maybe taking a dump.

[@JONAHcrBL4CKDR4GON]

e3e and the same time fapping? .....xD ok no ...

[@JamesCarmichael]

"I'm in a box." Oh I so miss this game.

[@curtishamilton5342]

“It’s like I was destined to be here... IN THE BOX!”

[@solidsnake8008]

"You should come inside the box, then you'll know what I mean"

[@solidcrock0133]

gotta love the chemistry between these character's.

[@SlayerSeraph]

Solidcrock013 absolutely

[@MaddogLore]

You barely see any trace of them becoming the series antagonists.

[@noksookhao]

It is hard to believe the same people that wrote this masterpiece made the decision to replace David Hayter with Kiefer Sutherland. Well, I guess Nintendo did release the Virtual Boy...

[@matheus31218]

@@MaddogLore Because they weren’t planned to be the antagonist, Kojima just make stuff as the franchise goes. He actually said once that the he planned to end the franchise on mgs2, but since the fans weren’t happy with that “open ending” in mgs2 he just end up connecting and explaining everything in the franchise with mgs4.

[@nicolasb3248]

​@@noksookhao I mean, Venom Snake wasn't really Snake, so it makes sense in some way

[@idontknowyet8540]

13:02 "My tea is gone! Who drank it!? How am I supposed to have teatime without tea!?"

[@heitormedina7098]

Said the leader of the Patriots/Chiper

[@lindenbaum7551]

EVA : You’d never be able to do it yourself 1964: Destroyed the Shagohod and beat the Boss 1974: Destroyed various Metal Gears + Zeke 1984: Abandoned his comrades and went off to Hawaii or something

[@ya436]

Wolfskii 1964 he beat the shagohod with eva's help. And sahelanthropus we he can if he actually did it himself.

[@mysticalpotato9953]

she meant boobs

[@NeixlightCosplay93]

Defeated a half naked mute super human sniper waifu, a human torch and his depressed kikongo commander clone son

[@baldingshwartz3305]

John wasn't the one who destroyed Sahelanthropus and the Vocal chord parasites. That was Venom.

[@lindenbaum7551]

Balding Shwartz i did that for no spoilers

[@sirloin5951]

Sooo Paramedic can't see Snake's face, but she can see what kind of camo and face paint he's wearing?

[@Mario2980]

I mean they have info of his Camo Index....so I guess? Same for what equipment and weapon he currently wields.

[@korruption6]

In a word: yes. They have contextual awareness of everything he's doing and thinking at all times cause it's a game. =]

[@varvarith3090]

She can't see his face, but she can imagine it.

[@JamesCarmichael]

And the Boss refers to Snake as a gamer. I think Kojima was a little more lied back with hard details in this one after MGS2.

[@bigbosssnakecorn8834]

Odatruh She has camo fetish 😏

[@namkha209]

Snake's earlier talks with the Boss is so adorable. Like, the dude is legit a low-key mama's boy looking for mom's compliment.

[@carlmanalastas1312]

"You burry it good? Bring it home with you." haha

[@chaseb5376]

*intrigued grumble*

[@Subtleflashbang]

Bring our poops home!

[@NiCoNiCoNiCola]

@@Subtleflashbang -Fulton recovety to heli....WHAT THE HELL, BOSS?! -What? -WHY ARE YOU EVACUATING YOUR DEFECATIONS?! -One wise man told me to bring poop home

[@VigilanteAgumon]

Just like Apollo 13. They couldn't dump it after the accident, so they had to bag and store it until they made it back to Earth.

[@Henry-po8rj]

From this to Patchico machines. The Boss rolls in her grave...

[@mortymcdickface3171]

Henry2962 lmaaooooooo I died 😂😂😂

[@xAustishx]

Henry2962 how do those work anyway?

[@WorkGalaxy47]

I heard they have this ball that goes down into a slot and it's all based on luck as to where it will drop, that's what I heard anyway, you could try looking it up to know more!

[@RainbowManification]

Nanomachines

[@UltimatePerfection]

xAustishx Ever played Peggle? Like that.

[@uuu12343]

...my feels when you realise that these wonderful, funny combination of humour becomes the dark beings in the previous games and in mgs 4, you see the major and snake reduced to that state

[@mrdontgiveafuck5482]

These goofy fucks became the Illuminati

[@uuu12343]

Thunder Salt Ikr And that sigint, the guy who once exclaimed the whole idea of bipedal mobile tanks being ridiculous, created the series namesake, Metal Gear..... My actual feels

[@JimHawking-]

Otacon made Metal Gear didnt he?

[@Animebryan2]

@@JimHawking- Not the original concept. It was Granin who came up with it

[@NiCoNiCoNiCola]

@@JimHawking- Otacon? It was his father who made Bipedal Walker-Peace Walker. Then he made Metal Gear ZEKE. I think Granin was the one who named walkers-Metal Gear

[@songoku9348]

This game's out for 13 years, beaten this multiple times and yet still finding new radio convos.

[@truetakofame4112]

This was my favorite MG game. I wished there were more conversations like this in MGS4. If only my PS2 still worked and I had a new controller, I'd still play MGS3. But it's a good thing the game's on PS3

[@milesq7689]

@@truetakofame4112 Aye, the later versions of the PS2 console had a habbit of breaking after a time, developing optical lens failures, as I discovered. I bought an original version of the console on EBay, and have been going happily since. The original console version seems pretty robust.

[@fbi3329]

@@milesq7689 they have 2&3 hd edition on the xbox one and I think the ps4 as well now.

[@fbi3329]

it also has the very first metal gear,

[@milesq7689]

@@fbi3329 Yup! Finally bought those some months back. Really nice to play MGS3 with the Subsistence camera

[@christopherhall5361]

"I guess you'll have to rely on your instincts as a gamer....." Is...the Boss talking to me?

[@muhammadanugrahekasepto9562]

No Obviously, she's talking to Naked Snake

[@vergilthedeadbeat5474]

Just Monika

[@Clocksmagee]

she was breaking the fourth Wall

[@maneoj46]

31:22 says there's no such thing as Vampires, yet he believes in Santa Claus. Big Boss everybody.

[@ReubenSempleJones]

Imagine if he was around to see Vamp

[@dripsnake44]

I think he does believe in them but is actually scared of them.

[@Keimotorider]

Actually he actually says that to keep himself calm and not getting nightmares about vampires

[@MK-gb7ht]

22:28 I like how this implies that Snake purposefully messes around to get a reaction out of people.

[@majimadavis3602]

hehehe

[@pricklydingus8604]

I love this game. Maybe too much.

[@RJ-ft9qj]

Eric Brown i love that part were major was like my tea's gone who drank it

[@ferretbop99]

This was my first metal gear game and I loved it. Amazing game. It sucked at aiming, im playing it on a 3ds.

[@Nhileishere]

Eric Brown how I feel

[@octaviuskane1941]

Same here

[@tex4763]

Eric Brown there is no such thing as too much love for a game

[@capscaps04]

poor snake, he just want to eat stuff.

[@thejamman4070]

capsy dash Tasty!

[@Coolguy64]

He protec He attac But most important He love to snacc

[@FiksIIanzO]

"It was my destiny to be inside the box" Snake confirmed to actually be a cat

[@JohntheKing]

31:24 Says a guy who believes in Santa Claus (as brilliantly showcased in Peace Walker).

[@Abdega]

He stopped getting presents after he killed The Boss For all he knows, that is what put him on the naughty list

[@noVva555]

John the King Vamp: Hold my beer

[@Meatball_Tea]

Abdega that's sad. I'm sad now

[@demi-femme4821]

So The Boss gave him presents? Huh, neat.

[@ewancreskeyallan1403]

The Boss was santa

[@jamesgamez2411]

How is this not a meme yet?! Snake: (Insert myth here) EVA: Who told you that? Snake: Para-Medic.

[@vauiol]

Snake:You know, doing the konami code in this game brings you unlimited ammo! Eva:Who told you that? Snake:Para-medic

[@aprendendocomgames]

MeleKnown 😂😂😂

[@demi-femme4821]

Snake: The cake is legit. EVA: Who told you that? Snake: Para-Medic.

[@SMAXZO]

Snake: You know, if you beat the game perfectly 3 times on Extreme Difficulty without dying once, you get to fight Akuma as the final boss? EVA: Who told you that? Snake: Para-Medic

[@justinregenwetter5240]

James Gamez hahahahaba

[@aeonlincoln5474]

I feel like this is the most "real" snake of them all, by real I mean more human, emotional, funny and at times confused/conflicted. Makes sense because he's pure human, not a product of a science experiment like Liquid, Solid and Solidus or even Venom Snake who was initially a human but went through severe mental and physical alteration.

[@velvetsky3451]

venom was still a human, he just got plastic surgery and hypnotherapy

[@CErra310]

I think it's because John is still very innocent. By the time he has been Big Boss for a while, in MGS Peace Walker, we see him being entirely disillusioned. And that mental state was presumably the template that had been used for Les Enfants Terribles because Metal Gear Solid 1 shows Solid Snake, who's already a broken war hero after defeating both Big Bosses in Outer Heaven and Zanzibar, learns how to become idealistic again. It's MGS3's Snake's story in reverse.

[@dysr]

@@CErra310 At least he still believed in Santa during Peace Walker.

[@Beowulf95]

44:00 was a pretty funny conversation with EVA. The part when she said that she would "help him out" was hilarious

[@snekid.]

24KBRULES lmfaooo I'm dying the way snake said what

[@pingaspearce9403]

24KBRULES distracting the enemy.......

[@m0rtez713]

I choked on my spit when she said that.

[@JustinCage56]

MGS5 was really missing these kinds of wholesome conversations.

[@zaberfang]

There was about the burger incident. With Venom Snake lacking humor with the conversations, it just gives you a big clue of the plot twist.

[@2phonesbabyken]

I don't think Kiefer Sutherland's voice acting would've worked very well with that either

[@ohyoo1208]

Hey, Big Boss had humor and the medic (Venom Snake) didn't.

[@BlueLightningSky]

These guys are the patriots? This British guy fretting over tea and scones? This B movie fanatic? The one who rationalizes that having an infinity symbol on a gun gives you infinite ammo? The woman who steals food and accuses people of calling her fat? The guy who wants to eat poisonous things to see how it tastes? And the guy who wants to eat what this guy eats because he's his biggest fan?

[@elgordobondiola]

True soldiers

[@eggbind2989]

Truly a frightening unit to deal with

[@thegrandpowerchannel314]

The rumbling

[@LamborghiniDiabloSVPursuit]

Its kind of heart-breaking that all of these people are gonna die in later installments.

[@gamermanx3096]

Rei and create a monstrosity of an AI system that becomes corrupted and causes havoc in the future

[@Everik-ct6pg]

Well, everyone is going to die anyways, murder is just a skip

[@jamesflynn4951]

Also shocking that these goofballs start what is basically the illuminati

[@kingtonyasura3327]

NOW you bring this up?!

[@philipchurch8772]

Everyone dies in one of their future installments.

[@saltinespaceman516]

3:13 Giving Snake a comforting talk to calm his nerves knowing damn well she about to beat his ass in 20 minutes

[@thehoodedteddy1335]

Honestly, this style of comedy reminds me of red vs blue. Same kind of super serious and professional stuff but with immature attitude that isnt expected of it.

[@ritasue2011]

I loved that show!

[@deadmanzland]

Now that I saw this, I totally see that

[@alejandrorivas4585]

@@ritasue2011 still going

[@Dominated001]

I love that show

[@Bestgameplayer10]

Half the game size is audio files itself.

[@thejamman4070]

Bestgameplayer10 hell yes! That’s awesome! Also that really clues you into how Kojima approaches story telling.

[@boggart2da.]

Its worth it!

[@crestfallensunbro6001]

That wouldn't surprise me

[@psycholonya]

Zero just rolling in on the conversation and saying "Incidentally her nickname back then was 'Quack'."

[@v0rtexbeater]

I haven't figured out why Ocelot wanted to eat the same things as Snake either.

[@xSinicle]

Ian Ojeda He idolizes snake. Just being told he would be better suited to a revolver made him switch weapons, then being told engravings and only have a weapon with 6 shots wont help and next time they meet, ocelot carried two standard looking revolvers. And then at the end with him wanting to fight snake before he left the mission.

[@feddler2493]

OCELOT HAS A HUGE BONER FOR BIG BOSS

[@dfred5094]

Ian Ojeda I'm pretty sure he wants to be snake!

[@FallenxMalo]

Nigga ate all ma shit!!!

[@smugone3330]

Ian Ojeda it's probably because ocelot is trying to be cool. Or he thinks that he is trying to live up to his animal name.

[@Metalsorow]

This video looks like it was a lot of effort! Thanks for the 48 minute distraction from my studies.

[@milesq7689]

Eh, probably not as much effort as it may suggest. But yeah, it took a little while. The fact that I trawled through MGS3's codec conversations a few times in the past sped things up quite a bit, as I knew what to expect. And you're welcome ^^

[@Aaron-mv1kd]

Metalsorow soooooooooooooooooo worth it.

[@jimpickens1701]

I love Ocelot in Snake Eater, he's such a fanboy gushing over Snake, wait... Ocelot is us

[@TheOrangex88]

Jeez we're already talking about Fulton recovery in MGS3 at least 7 years before peace-walker! Nice attention to detail Kojima!

[@rocketcon]

Fulton recovery is a real thing, and also appears in the 007 film "Thunderball" from 1965. Kojima is a big fan of James Bond, so that is probably where he got idea to use it in the MG series from.

[@Hystial]

TheOrangex88 where?

[@MemesToa]

"Snake? What're you doing?" "I'm in a box"

[@thejamman4070]

River Greystoke II you need to get in the box.

[@siriusunknowncicerone6590]

Much then: FIREFOXY: Yar, Delphiagra, what're ya doin'? DELPHIAGRA: I'm in a chair. FIREFOXY: A stealthboard chair? Why'd you? DELPHIAGRA: I know how much i hate being notice while i was under the chair without a cardboard box, Mozilla! So, oof, i can't do anything without my original skills of Solid Snake. It was my destiny to be there, in my console, with all the rest of my life. You should be inside in the box too. ;-) FIREFOXY: Yo, i don't know what you mean.

[@CasuallyVocal]

No tea during tea time, truly a dreadful conundrum.

[@user-pi1lb4tf2f]

Then it's world's end if the scones are also missing

[@tlepageart]

It’s a disaster especially if there are no scones

[@Ender-bg2hx]

Note that when Snake said he would rather drink Coffee I think Major Zero was like “Now you made things personal you Anti-Tea traitor” The tea and scones Missing are literally just to add more fuel to the fire

[@MrSuperman216]

the sequence from 28:20 - 30:00 is amazing Can't believe how snarky Sigint and Para-Medic can be. Best support team ever in a game.

[@theoddone4386]

#GiveMajorTomHisTeaAndSconeBack

[@sataniccyanide6976]

West Coast justice for tom

[@jamesflynn4951]

And major tom died aged 105, still not knowing who stole his tea and scone. :(

[@NiCoNiCoNiCola]

@@jamesflynn4951 **Image of Liquid Standing infront of Zero's grave Big Boss style**

[@erictapia822]

Forever the mystery of the missing tea and scone.

[@malthevinther2029]

Would've been wholesome if Big Boss did that just before cutting his life support in MGS4. "I'm taking it upon myself to send Zero back to nothing. But first... tea and scones."

[@PJDAltamirus0425]

This is why everyone loves MGS3. It is insanely charming. It is easier to get into charming and quirky than conspiracy theories and meta humor. MGS3 is basically the intro MG because of the highest number of charm and low set amount of plot complexity and meta humor.

[@MrBraddles3128]

It really bothers me that Zero, Para-Medic and Sigint ended up doing what they did. I thought they were way too nice for that.

[@DeathBringer769]

You never truly know people deep down until they show their true colors. People have been married for 20 years and still been wrong about the other person ultimately.

[@rocketcon]

People change over time. They had the right intentions, but went down the wrong path.

[@Rorschach003]

I'm sure everyone said the same thing about Walter White

[@Ravenite456]

37:38 "Tanya is awesome, right? She even looks exactly like me, just with glasses on. Crazy, huh?"

[@megaman161]

Snake: Who told you that? EVA: Para-Medic. Snake: Mnnrrhhrggrhh

[@polarbear242]

@16:43 So going by that logic, if I put an infinity symbol on my wallet I'm gonna have infinite moneys???

[@Viviana088]

polarbear242 yea...

[@AshleyTheWolf259]

I wish. XD

[@gustarddonut1452]

Yep that'll give unlimited money

[@Ratchetpower2]

Put it on your credit card and you'll never overdraw.

[@DavideFilippone]

It has to be the SHAPE of an infinity :]

[@megaman161]

3:54 Just imagine this conversation while Snake is wearing the alligator hat. Just imagine it.

[@lindenbaum7551]

Apparently Thatcher from Rainbow Six Siege brought his shit back home

[@K-2968.1]

Wolfskii Or Sledge

[@traveller89]

Wolfskii yeah, the SAS kinda got their shit together, man

[@MKelly-gj1tu]

Wolfskii and big boss has no sense of smell.

[@tvsty5830]

Wolfskii Fokin Lesah Soights

[@SonicMaster327]

FOKN LAZER SIGHTS

[@SR-sw3bi]

Listen, wise ass!

[@oscarmejiavera]

"What's wrong with beign cute?" most badass thing ever said

[@jacobpederson6628]

I love how Sigint gets progressively more and more pissed off at snake for using bad face paints

[@ts-ignore]

29:00 paramedic : believe what you want. game : ok *suddenly item's effect changed

[@FutureDeep]

This is why I love MGS 1-3.

[@SlayerSeraph]

4 also awesome

[@ryanvictoria7220]

16:06 Snake asked the question some people were wondering

[@AndrewCARNBORN]

30:46 NO SNAKE DON'T EAT THE BAT

[@TheFirstCurse1]

Paramedic's face and voice are adorable. She's so cute. And I love how her dynamic with Snake is. I absolutely refuse to believe that she's the one who made Gray Fox's exoskeleton.

[@theta_clips]

It could be a relative, you never know. Dr. Clark in MG2 is referred to as "he". Could be a son of hers or something.

[@averageexistenceenjoyer3950]

@@theta_clips in phantom pain Huey talks about Dr Clark and says "we don't even know if he is a he"

[@vorpalweapon4814]

Can anyone help explain to me why everyone is swooning over paramedic, she is a fictional character who is no more than a jpeg on a screen, I dont get the appeal.

[@bosselotiscanon]

@@vorpalweapon4814 you could say the same about cookie-cutter waifu bait characters in visual novels, yet japanese otaku will still plaster their rooms with them. that's just how life is, but it's pretty harmless so who cares

[@-pressxtostart-]

​@@vorpalweapon4814clearly you werent born around when lara croft became an icon around the world, she was on the front cover of lads mags, she was the new hot thing

[@ethanrichards01]

This is how you create personality in a video game, Bioware.

[@thejamman4070]

Ethan Richards OOOOOOOOOOOHH! SICK BURN BRA!

[@annhentaiuser6658]

Big Boss confirmed to be scared of vampires!

[@thejamman4070]

Shay Cormac and he believes in Santa Clause. Look it up.

[@SunnyBlam]

I have never played a Metal Gear game before but this makes me really want to. All these people are so... strange.

[@rougetitan6896]

Ur missing out

[@vanguardangel6912]

The whole series is strange but in a delightful way.

[@d11asian]

SunnyBlam not to spoil anything but lets say these weirdos ended up playing a bigger part than they logically could have

[@chibiwesleyhuntley5495]

They are AMAZING

[@juanpunchman5484]

And the boss fights are just as strange.

[@K9PPFAN]

Snake : is there a way to take off my pants? Sigint : SAY WHAT!!!?! XD

[@ShadowXaenen]

"Listen, wise ass! Camouflage isn't going to jack if it doesn't help you blend in with your surroundings!" -The Boss "Well, I think it looks good on me..." -Naked Snake Boss, you couldn't have said it better.

[@theradgegadgie6352]

2:30 He isn't lying, either. Specifically, SAS take a dump in plastic bags, tie them off and keep them in their bergens when they're on field ops, taking them home for disposal.

[@TheTruthIsGonnaHurt]

16:03 - Hilarious "Man.. You do whatever you want !" "Say what !? Hell No ! " Shit had me me rolling ! 😆😂😁

[@paragonpoints8420]

“There’s no such thing as vampires” *Vamp will remember that*

[@El_Donte574]

the call of 007 was the spark of their hate...he wanted to show big boss to never mess with Bond, that was ciphers true goal

[@Ender-bg2hx]

So wait a minute,all of the stuff that happens down the line was all because Snake disrespected 007 and the Zero got angry?

[@El_Donte574]

@@Ender-bg2hx Jesus I haven't been here in a while, nah it was a joke, in reality they split due to their different interpretations of the boss's dream. the final straw was les infantes terribles project(solid and liquid)

[@9manny99]

Makes you wonder how they made the la li lu le lo.

[@geovannirodriguez3392]

That convo about the box, though.... Gold

[@outrunnerd2004]

39:54 "They're renowned for their beauty, their gentle nature..." Literally had his hand broken by one almost a day ago.

[@shitpostappreciator8116]

"Is there a way to take off my pants?"- The greatest warrior of the 20th century

[@ste5766]

LOL Para-medic/ Dr. Clark is so funny and such a nerd! Now I understand why she turn Grey Fox into a Cyborg Ninja...

[@drkinferno72]

Ste P just like her Japanese anime

[@Renewablefrog1224]

31:56 Finally I refound it. I heard that conversation once while playing and I could never recreate it or find it elsewhere. You're a godsend

[@teal_m_101]

"Tea of course" As a british person, I can confirm that Hideo Kojima's representation of us is 100% accurate

[@DA1TIEGO]

ahh good times when snake had his own unique charm, and actually spoke.

[@mashable8759]

Count Claudeus mgsv is not naked snake

[@RatsFunHouse101]

Mashable by technicality but he has the same memories as snake

[@jesuusmd6031]

@@RatsFunHouse101 just in a minimal part

[@diegoherrera6151]

21:00 the first tsundere on gaming history

[@Kaitos11]

My favorite moments are whenever someone is saying some stupid and/or insane shit and Big Boss kinda looks to the side and scratches his cheek. It's like he's physically containing the urge to tell the team to fuck off with their crap and leave him alone.

[@KornzDarkInferno]

Fun

[@ShadowMosses]

i like how hes so serious and goofy at the same time

[@khalilkessa5317]

15:44 hehehehehe say WHAT

[@kingartison]

She was just horny

[@TSEZyph4LYFE]

HEHEHEHEHEHEH....

[@mskiara18]

I give my thanks for providing a collection of the radio conversations, I enjoy the creativity of the script for the voice actors immensely. From the film references, helpful information of stealth food and guns to the amusing responses from all the characters.

[@KiryuChan75]

Snake, put your camouflage back on now! Snake: Yes mommy...

[@speechlesshermit8588]

17:05 Snake: "It's my destiny to be in this cardbork box. I feel.... safe. And happy. Like nothing can ever hurt me. Sigint you should come too." Sigint: "AM I THE ONLY SANE PERSON IN THIS FREAK SHOW OF A UNIT???"

[@Vollification]

12:30 Snake is falling asleep :p

[@tedhuggins764]

Snake: I never drink on a mission! Paramedic: Well I’m taking a shot back now Snake: What?! Paramedic: Just teasing Snake: ugh I need a drink 🤣

[@JayWalkZ]

26:23 Major dropping some English knowledge about afternoon tea lol

[@Jarock316]

Well, Zero was British after all.

[@XZenon]

The atmosphere is pretty chill in a covert mission command.

[@sowafish6883]

6:30 "My! You're relentless!" "Hey, I'm a snake. So.."