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Sam, Carolyn, Erika, and Brennan's broadcast is crashed by an unexpected visitor.
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[@marcelinemaeeye]

The fact that Brennan had to recite actual football reporting while he is getting mercilessly attacked makes it obvious that Grant wrote the script

[@IsaacClodfelter]

The everything makes it rather obvious that Grant wrote this.

[@tufanozpatan4717]

yea i am at this exact body reaction of him. i assume katie filed grant so he must do it

[@detestrian]

Have you guys noticed the chiron says who wrote the script in the beginning?

[@marcelinemaeeye]

@@detestrian yeah I've been watching college humor for almost a decade.

[@IsaacClodfelter]

@@detestrian That was indeed part of the everything I was talking about.

[@josephjohnson631]

I like how Grant was absolutely destroyed on this show YEARS ago, and everyone felt so bad they just agreed to let him do dumb shit like this every now and then.

[@ThomasUfnalCrowlake]

To be fair, he got destroyed multiple times, there are 2 episodes of True Facts About Grant + the episode where everyone was supposed to say nice things about Grant and couldn't.

[@mysteryman7877]

@@ThomasUfnalCrowlake the one about everyone saying nice things was written by him, but after the first true facts. He apparently hadn’t earned the right yet

[@Mahrac126]

@@ThomasUfnalCrowlake And the one where everyone dunked on his script so hard he came on camera during the episode to defend it.

[@ItBePatYo]

@@Mahrac126 Which one was that?

[@Mahrac126]

@@ItBePatYo Brian Hitler is one of the 10 worst Brians.

[@samuelparchment1908]

Brennan only broke during the Trivia because he knew the right answers and was cracking at Erika’s ridiculous responses

[@dadutchboy2]

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[@lememaker]

@@dadutchboy2 engineer gaming

[@FaeriePrince]

@@dadutchboy2 engineer gaming engineer gaming

[@lememaker]

@@FaeriePrince engineer gaming engineer gaming engineer gaming

[@martinovallejo]

@@lememaker engineer gaming engineer gaming engineer gaming engineer gaming

[@originalindigodingo]

I like how Brennan screaming "WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH TAILORING?!?" didn't count as breaking

[@LevelUpLeo]

To be fair, he didn't smile or laugh at that moment.

[@ethanwatson6131]

@@LevelUpLeo but it did break him

[@jordaneggerman4734]

No, no...they knew better. He didn't break the rules lol

[@originalindigodingo]

@@jordaneggerman4734 was what he said in the script, yes or no?

[@jordaneggerman4734]

@@originalindigodingo oh, they all break from the script. Sam improved/adlibbed 2 lines in this one alone, and neither Erika or Sam lost a point for telling Grant he was an Ital-idiot...

[@Edgemaster72]

Grant doing the most ridiculous shit right in everyone's faces: a combined -43 for the whole game Amy reading her name: -50 (approximately) Love ya Amy, never change

[@bigjedimullet]

Amy Vorpahl trying to say the word “mama”: *FATALITY*

[@Sonichero151]

@@bigjedimullet just that video of that drunk guy tripping down the stairs

[@brianmorton9419]

@@Sonichero151I don’t know what video you’re talking about so I’m imagining that video of Justin Trudeau throwing himself down the stairs

[@nootboot9324]

Tailor Luigi Di Beppo immediately got everyone fighting for their life

[@dadutchboy2]

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[@nootboot9324]

@@dadutchboy2 this guy gets it

[@cherrycola6736]

@@dadutchboy2 well said good sir, well said

[@lizabethrose415]

Even me, I was fighting through tears and choking on laughter

[@jmlkinc]

Sam & Carolyn: You have to wear ridiculous outfits. Erika: You have to carry heavy books every time you mess up astronomy trivia. Brennan: You just get beaten no matter what you do.

[@SingingSpock]

I CANNOT WIN!

[@GamerGrovyle]

I'm surprised he didn't shoot a Nerf Gun at Brennan.

[@elisabethtenbrinkkelley8044]

@@GamerGrovyle He probably would have if Brennan hadn't rushed through his bit at the speed of sound. XD

[@Wiebejamin]

the trivia having the spelling wrong on one of Jupiter's moons was hysterical. It's io, not Lo. Erika was right.

[@SugarandSarcasm]

I was wondering. So I DID get half of them right.

[@JackVermicelli]

Also, Earth is an additional planet visible to the naked eye from Earth.

[@MemphiStig]

@@JackVermicelli Yeah, they didn't specify "in the sky" did they?

[@Chocomint_Queen]

Im sorry, the correct answer is MOOPS

[@SugarandSarcasm]

@@JackVermicelli touché.

[@slacknhash]

... you mean Grant isn't a real Italian tailor?! He was almost faultless. Really did his homework; even had the tailor's cymbals.

[@AStrangeWindmill]

I'd like us all to remember that Sam _does_ own the company responsible for this. He has all the power to stop this from happening to him.

[@Tyfreaky13]

I would also like us to remember that Sam is one of the most even handed bosses around, and took ownership of a floundering company (putting himself in debt) so he could rehire as many of his friends as possible (even if part time). He has never had an issue with them embarrassing him or visa versa, because that is what College Humor is all about.

[@Shrooblord]

But why would he? x"D

[@redred7702]

@@Tyfreaky13 the man is honestly an absolute unit, in the process of reviving a borderline dead company off of sheer determination and loyalty.

[@jasonwalker4003]

@@redred7702 literal power of friendship anime shit

[@plants_before_people5329]

@@redred7702 is it in the process of? I feel like they're already pretty successful with their streaming service. Dimension 20 is very popular and so is Game Changer. The fact that still 14 million people are subscribed to this channel shows that Sam is doing a good job it seems

[@Reepicheep28]

Grant's sheer delight in torturing Brennan gives me life

[@armando6593]

I love everytime Erika appears here. Don't ever change, Erika.

[@dadutchboy2]

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[@chacha4343]

When she broke into that high pitched squeal at 6:44, I absolutely lost it. I wanna be like her when I grow up!

[@someone-up6yl]

Grant really said “hold me scusi”

[@dadutchboy2]

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[@0SC2]

This is an extremely underrated pun.

[@piplup10203854]

Brennan being sprayed by the little tiny water bottle had me laughing so hard 🤣

[@ObsidianHunter99]

At this point breaking news is just the writer's chance to enact workplace harassment on camera

[@iketheneek3531]

You know its gonna be a good episode when you see “reporting by grant obrian” at the beginning of an episode

[@lemonk1230]

Grant is super consistent with delivering funny shit. Sometimes it's because all his actors are suffering or roasting him, but it's always top tier

[@pattucker7414]

The joy that Grant gets in his eyes when messing with everyone is so pure, what a fantastic episode

[@paceyburnsides1610]

apparently the best way to get brennan to break is physical violence, who knew

[@sapience_saga]

I can't imagine how Brennan doesn't break before the trivia section, meanwhile Grant is literally running around doing mad shenanigans

[@whatsinaname7289]

Brennan is just built different lol

[@Mitchinerd]

What are you talking about, Grant wasn't in this video.

[@whatsinaname7289]

@@Mitchinerd Ah yes it was Luigi

[@mattconw]

But what gets him is the too real joke about billionaires owning space.

[@TheDSasterX]

Erika's cackle is one of the greatest things I have heard. It's just pure joy

[@indigofenrir7236]

Truly a worthy opponent for Amy's wheezing.

[@TheDSasterX]

@@indigofenrir7236 I truly worry for that woman. She would laugh at the mail being delivered or the sun rising and I don't know why.

[@khan-bm3zz]

Yes one of the best Breaking News episodes is finally on KZbin. Grant pulled the gloves off for this one.

[@dadutchboy2]

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[@frostyshen689]

It's all slap stick with less witty writing

[@lemonk1230]

@@frostyshen689 because everyone comes to collegehumor for the high brow comedy

[@ecker_the_true]

Basically grant was going around torturing his friends and keeping on saying "I'm sorry", it's so heart wrenchingly cute

[@DanielledeVreede]

That's some angry Zac energy

[@ObjectsInMotion]

Mi Scusi is Excuse Me not I’m Sorry

[@joshuawhite1397]

@@ObjectsInMotionGoogle translate said pardon me meant mi scusi but idk if that’s true

[@ObjectsInMotion]

@@joshuawhite1397 pardon me and excuse me are synonyms

[@whalefall413]

@@ObjectsInMotion depending on context, I'm sorry could also be considered a synonym of excuse

[@jennbaker6964]

I just love Erika's face of absolute shock and happiness that she got a 50$ gift card, like actually not bad lmao.

[@tsvetomirsheev3882]

The disappointment in Grant's voice when Erika got one question right lmao

[@Ramboost007]

He kind of anticipated it by writing that the anchor had to carry all of the remaining books anyway

[@parkrangermoon2334]

For some non-context this is the episode immediately following Eviscerating Grant 2

[@gecc7774]

I liked that Grant made sure to watch out for Carolyn's earrings

[@papa.scabby]

He was scusi! 😊💕

[@cfheath]

Brendan's eye twitch when Grant is spraying him is my favorite

[@BlanBlan19901990]

“You could have learned one more phrase in Italian” lol dying, perfect delivery perfect timing

[@arolurker3511]

“Si!” :D

[@eaglesun6946]

Pretty sure Grant just watched Eurotrip and thought it'd be fun to copy the Mi Scusi guy

[@mikeisfine]

Immediately before watching I see that Grant is the writer for this episode. Already preparing myself for the envelope to be pushed just a little bit further

[@dadutchboy2]

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[@mikeisfine]

@@dadutchboy2 Huh ??

[@dadutchboy2]

@@mikeisfine Engineer gaming ??

[@giannipiccioni8411]

@@mikeisfine ignore and block him, man

[@mikeisfine]

@@giannipiccioni8411 noted

[@BouncingTribbles]

I love that you guys do rewards mixed in with the punishments. It really keeps them on their toes and emphasizes that this is all just in good fun. Bravo on this series, it's comedy gold

[@jonpruitt8376]

He was just straight up a court jester lol

[@roberthojaboom1206]

Omg please do more like this it was so funny and the distractions broke people so much more. I even think the ice cold vets could crack!

[@dadutchboy2]

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[@martinteel]

Yes please. Luigi vs ol' stone face herself...

[@kraqur]

Out of all of the No Laugh Newsrooms, this one will go down in history as the most innovative, hilarious, and... ...mi scusi... best ones around!

[@lowkeylokii4205]

Zack having to eat a bowl of whip cream and shoving a bunch of donuts in his mouth while reading the news cast is up there.

[@simonenoli4418]

as an italian i laughed all the way through. Glenn says "mi scusi" so perfectly it was almost distracting XD

[@mobius273]

Glenn obrain, my favorite member of universityfunni

[@KelpTheGreat]

*Grant

[@hunterlarrison]

Grant’s revenge was stupid, but viscous

[@awbeans982]

Viscous indeed

[@Lucifersfursona]

Vicious and viscous

[@dadutchboy2]

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[@TheDragonRuler-]

So viscous

[@rishabhpb]

it was cruel, but sensual

[@ThomasUfnalCrowlake]

Even the way Grant *walks* in this episode is unbelievably hilarious (check out 2:56 if you don't believe me).

[@springtime_melody4566]

I still get nightmares of Grant casually choking me (dirty pun intended) whispering "mis scusi" in my ear

[@jameshill5889]

I feel like Erika knew about Europa and Io because shes a voice actor for Destiny.

[@carter3567]

Erika naming two moons you can explore in destiny 2 is perfect

[@blahblahpocalyspe8323]

Sam and Brennan laughed more than shown on the counter

[@Ramberta]

yeah whoever is tallying is obviously biased towards them. they never get points off for smiling when they should.

[@PurOwO]

4:30 I love how Erika completes the Willem Dafoe meme unprompted :D

[@christeebs]

That Italian chap looked like Grant

[@Bradley_UA]

And sounded like grant. And grant is the author of the script...

[@Gogoroth2]

I think they look like Kevin from Buzzfeed

[@tornapart]

without a doubt one of the funniest episodes u ve released in a long time! I was crying hahaha

[@dadutchboy2]

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[@guitarsoupify]

@@dadutchboy2 mi scusi

[@jimbojohnson23]

as an italian i can confirm the only two words in the italian language are mi and scusi

[@rudebega1494]

What about si?

[@GoodbyeNameless]

There’s always a moment in these kinds of episodes (YOU KNOW THE ONES) where at some point, the goal flips from attempting not to laugh to attempting to survive.

[@GlassbrainZ]

I do like that Grant essentially just said "Hey, sorry this one was so brutal, here's a 50 dollar gift card"

[@LucasBenderChannel]

I violently burst into laughter. Mi scusi.

[@Galexlol]

Scusi

[@SinnohJohtoKanto]

I feel like Brennan mentioned needing a new suit and they set this whole thing up knowing he wouldn't lose and so therefore would have to watch someone else get the prize

[@chinnidiwakar]

I read somewhere you can see earth with your naked eye, that makes it 6 planets you can see with naked eye from earth.

[@Bradley_UA]

Nah, you can't really see it given how many people don't think it's even a planet and instead claim it's a flat disk

[@Bradley_UA]

"They are Europe, cÁlisto, Ganymede and low" - idk if this is intentional or not but this is hilarious.

[@Nioub]

The prompt says LO but it should be IO, with an "i" like "idea".

[@Bradley_UA]

Omg the prompt literally says Lo, that's a good one

[@dadutchboy2]

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[@csn583]

Somebody who doesn't know astronomy definitely thought the uppercase i was a lowercase L and "corrected" it.

[@dadutchboy2]

@@csn583 🗿

[@RustyStonewallis]

Genuinely the best episode I've seen so far, had me crying laughing.

[@joshorton9061]

You can actually see six planets from Earth with your naked eye, because you can see Earth from Earth if you look down

[@maromania7]

Everyone else: *can't hold it together from Luigi di Beppo getting his measurments* Brennan Lee Mulligan: *can't hold it together from of Luigi di Beppo thinking he's mortal*

[@azurebass24]

Expert pronunciation of "uranus" on 4:55

[@--Ch3rry-B1oss0m--]

I showed my Italian grandpa this, he was so confused when Grant started saying sì at 1:52 while gesturing him to stand up 😭😭😭

[@colorant.colorivo]

That was awesome. Thank you for mixing up the concept a little bit!

[@Joe-yf1ff]

Best one in a while. Also love when the cast is very hard to break rather than laughing at every little thing

[@zachgarner3314]

I literally rewatched this earlier this week, easily one of my favourite breaking news episodes on dropout, so glad the youtube audience gets to experience it as well

[@GBS4893]

I'd love to watch a 10 to 30 minutes long feedback from Brennan about this episode

[@Yammenkow]

This episode is an instant classic. One of the all-time greats.

[@3bugsinatrenchcoat]

what makes this episode extra funny to me is the idea that grant KNEW brennan needed a new suit (the one he's wearing here i'm pretty sure he's had longer than he's worked at college humor) and intentionally made his punishment more intense and random than the others' in order to essentially force him to get the prize, while also fully knowing that brennan is so stubborn that he will still not break and therefore punish HIMSELF by not getting the prize. truly devious

[@3bugsinatrenchcoat]

also if anyone's wondering: i think it's pre-college humor because i'm pretty sure he's wearing the same suit in his performances at characters welcome

[@aaronmccullagh6421]

7:48 I love how Grant just grins at the camera like "Oh yeah you know what's gonna happen"

[@PhantomFandoms]

I've been waiting for this episode to get posted on here after seeing all the clips.

[@Mejoree113]

I feel like Sam and Brennan got off really lightly here, there's multiple proper smiles and borderline laughs that should 100% have counted.

[@johnnyb368]

Would love to see the merciless beating Grant received after the show

[@trebuchette633]

OMFG there are literal tears pouring down my face, I'm so glad I'm subscribed to Dropout so I can support these comedic geniuses

[@stargazer1998]

As someone raised near Seattle, the first thing I would do when spending time in Seattle is leave Seattle and go to mount rainier. If the weather ain’t the best for that or you actually want to spend time in the city, go to the pier, have some seafood(we have great seafood) go to the needle (it’s pretty cool), go to pike place and see the flying fish, pet the pike place pigs, check out jazz alley. The gum wall is a tourist attraction but I find it gross. Maybe check out mopop! Edit: Forgot to mention the museum of flight

[@obviousbear1289]

Playing No Laugh Newsroom with Erika must feel like playing a game on Story Mode. (Whereas Katie is more 'blood and bone' difficulty)

[@Fucisko]

Story mode is definetly Amy.

[@superanimeniac]

@@Fucisko no, Amy is when you download a bunch of mods that make you immortal and break the game in half, but somehow breaking the game adds a weird second level of difficulty.

[@WastedPotential17]

@@superanimeniac So, Skyrim

[@thomasblack-slytherin2886]

This is so much more chaotic than usual; I love it.

[@wilfredjurassicyes]

This was dope do more of this

[@fazlandproductions2504]

This is my favorite episode of Breaking News, straight up 🤙❤️❤️

[@tentadek9355]

This is some major step up in shenanigans in Breaking News. I love it!

[@lowkeylokii4205]

Brennan realized the faster he got through his read the faster the punishment would be over and speedran the prompt like mad

[@jamesodwyer4181]

This was inspired. Well done!

[@zero11010]

This was awesome!

[@bigjedimullet]

Erika’s squeak-cackle adds another day to my life expectancy every time.

[@beriukay]

This may have been the best episode yet!

[@Peter-dk2ov]

Existential dread really has a grip on me at the moment. Thanks for providing a few moments of respite

[@ondrabroz888]

Grant is an absolute agent of chaos and I love it

[@The1AndOnlyGoldenboy]

I can't wait to see Luigi De Beppo's archnemsis, Mario Buca.

[@MiniTangled]

This is by far favorite episode !!!

[@Faskosu]

Favorite episode ❤️

[@harbormelody4633]

Successful people don't become successful that way overnight. What most people see at a glance- wealth, a great career, purpose-is the result of hard work and hustle over time. I pray that anyone who reads this will be successful in life..

[@eddjohnson3341]

I.bitcoin 2.Stocks 3.for rex

[@mathildedelaunay3895]

people are really making a lot of money from it... . .

[@josejuancamacho7095]

She has really made name for her self,

[@josejuancamacho7095]

I'm not here to converse for her but to testify just for what I'm sure of,

[@josejuancamacho7095]

I in-vested $18500 and she made profit of $82,000 for me just in 7 days of trading

[@rainbow_mess]

this is by far my favorite no laugh newsroom, I didn't even know it wasn't available on youtube :O it's amazing.

[@Marlyjade]

Erika's laugh waters my crops. I love it so much lol

[@M3GAK1W1]

This is one of my favorites, gotta love some physical humor

[@Sebboebbo]

This gotta be my favourite episode

[@mrrd4444]

yesssss one of my favourites. A classic!

[@FaynarsSaiqo]

Genius! I love the inclusion of a heckler in the skit, I applaud whoever came up with that idea

[@cannonfodder110]

I like how Erika got Io right but Sam reads it off the teleprompter as Lo.

[@kaluslp2698]

This was my favourite newsvideo of all😂😂👌

[@timbird.]

This has to be my favorite episode of all time

[@ronway7280]

Absolutely astounding!!!

[@pacificostudios]

The surprise cymbals bash by Brennan's ear was the ultimate insanity.

[@philliptrotter9660]

I love how he picked a theme and stuck with it. Grant ftw, love to see more of his writing

[@probablynotasith5355]

I kept expecting at any moment for Brennan to just turn and scream in grant's face just out of frustration and rage. Instead it was directed at the camera which was also enjoyable

[@AscendtionArc]

Thanks for this.

[@alexbeecroft167]

Love the shake up to the form 🤌

[@metzli5797]

Any time brennan has to interact with grant it is hilarious.

[@emopeterparker7]

this episode is the best so far ajhsksjsksj i cant believe this was so recent