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[@oliveerd]

Legend has it The Yan Pablo is still trying to dock

[@nervouswater1318]

Dm156 you don’t have to worry about him hitting anything he can’t even touch the dock

[@williambartholomew5680]

Would love to see it out in the open water wandering around trying to figure out where to set anchor lol

[@roger94271]

@@nervouswater1318 LOL

[@victorowens9150]

Still

[@jeffersondavis69]

It's incredible how bad some of these power boat Captains are at docking! Lordy. Try a sailboat sometime with no motor. Get it right the first damn time. Wow.

[@PWN_Nation]

"She could go for the reach and get him off, but...she's just not interested"... I've never felt so attacked by a boat ramp video... 😆 🤣 😂

[@VinayPai]

I'm a rookie boater and this makes me feel so much better about my (lack of) skill. I take it slow and often have to make multiple attempts when it's windy, but at least I've never smacked into another boat.

[@joshrandall3632]

For some reason, I feel like I could watch this guy drive his boat around my dock for hours.

[@budm9982]

Legend has it the Yan Pablo circled the docks till running out of fuel and had to call Sea Tow for a can of gas.

[@fatboyrowing]

I am fortunate enough that my wife was excellent at piloting the boat at slow speeds. She’d nose into the dock, I’d jump off without tying up. She’d loiter somewhere out of the way with the engine running. I’d grab the tow rig and trailer. She’d start toward the trailer as I was backing up. On a good day, the boat was hitting the trailer bunks 5 seconds after the trailer came to a stop. I’d hook the winch strap to the bow eye and tighten it up. She’d kill the engine and I’d pull the boat and trailer to the tie-down spot with her still on the boat. She’d already have the skis, tow ropes and PFDs stowed. We’d put the transom straps on and would be on the road in minutes. It was a beautiful thing.

[@hotbam37]

Exactly the way to do it my man! I've been on boats my whole life. Whenever my father and I went fishing (every week), this is exactly how we would do it too. No sense in trying to tie the boat off if you have more than one person. I really don't understand why all these people feel it so necessary to tie the boat off.

[@WmRob]

Can you imagine what the parking lot traffic is like? Everyone backing up at the same time?

[@slothsworkshop6588]

Why is this so fun to watch? Cant figure it out yet I keep watching lol

[@johnballerino9172]

Watching boaters at ramps trying to do anything is great fun.

[@subgrappling805]

4:00 “What are they doing?!” I have to admit, the way you said that one had me chuckling for a couple of minutes…hilarious.

[@curttimmbch]

I can not imagine living in an area like that. I'd blow my lid if I had to launch at that place surrounded by idiots. I really don't know how people tolerate it. It seems to be a congested nightmare all the time.

[@Bawby]

I live about 10 minutes from here. It's either you launch super early like at 5:00 to 7:00am or just don't go at all. Usually by 9:00am on a saturday the ramp is already full. It sucks.

[@angelic420x5]

i'd have unloaded and got the fuck out

[@sdvten]

I wouldn't trust to let my truck and trailer in that lot either.

[@allengrant]

@@sdvten Roger that !

[@gtxoiltastebad]

If you have anger issues then you shouldn't really be in public.

[@13ralph41]

If I had a bow ornament like that I too would have a hard time paying attention to docking

[@charlieodom9107]

My thoughts exactly!

[@scootosan]

you mean Anchor

[@OMGWUNSIU]

@@scootosan 🤣😂😅

[@charlieodom9107]

@@Hammerdak I'm sure she could suck the shine off the stainless on that boat!

[@gregajm]

That isn't a bow ornament, rather an oversized anchor!

[@chaddrumm6809]

Jesus! This footage is gold! Better then a lot of comedy shows!

[@Steve-jq4st]

This is the reason I sold my trailer boat and got something bigger I could leave on a marina. Particularly at holiday time and weekends public boat ramps are a zoo without cages.

[@charlieodom9107]

Marinas are worse! All the rich idiots who can't back up a damn trailer are at the marina fucking everything up there!

[@looneyirish007]

This was absolute torture to witness. There's literally zero wind matched with zero skill.

[@gtxoiltastebad]

Once upon a time you pooped and your mother had to clean it up . Everyone starts with baby steps

[@matthewcox6140]

The entire video I’m focused on when the Yan Pablo is going to hit. Then the other boat came out of nowhere…bam! Wow.

[@RebelCowboysRVs]

The Yan Pablo was not having mecanical issue, he just kept putting it in gear before turning the wheel the way he wanted to go. Watch it again. He wants to turn to port, but he keeps putting it in forward while the engine is pointed to starbard, then cranking on the wheel. By the time he gets the engine over center, he has already turned the boat the wrong way. He did gear first over and over.

[@Julio-jm8ld]

3:44 you think that kine can be to blame

[@Pedro-fh6if]

He is a BMW driver (big gold chain) and looking for someone to cut off on the offramp

[@Bacardidaim]

Because he is driving it like a car instead of a boat. Looks to me it's his first time boating

[@brettkraatz437]

Exactly. He didn’t have good coordination between gear changes and steering inputs.

[@vernonyow1509]

Steer before you gear!

[@rdvgraaff]

What a performance this turned into.

[@grayrabbit2211]

Videos like this are why I stick to airplanes. The training requirements and gravity weed out the bad pilots.

[@afridgetoofar1818]

Yep, and the local airport I fly out of has little to no activity, so I don't have to deal with other people.

[@grayrabbit2211]

@@afridgetoofar1818 My local field is very busy - almost double the traffic since 2019! But it's a towered field, so they keep things orderly. Being #7 for departure is a bit much

[@vegasxventures]

Okay money bags

[@grayrabbit2211]

@@vegasxventures As long as you're sticking to piston aircraft, flying is FAR cheaper than boating, and often driving. In general, it's cheaper for me to fly between major cities in Tampa than driving. And that's not even including my time. A few examples: Key West to Tampa Car: 435 miles, 8 hours, 18-20 gallons Plane: 208 miles, 1.75 hrs, 8.75 gallons Daytona to Tampa Car: 154 miles, 3+ hours, 7 gallons Plane: 106 miles, 54 minutes, 4.5 gallons

[@neoleomedia1676]

@@grayrabbit2211, I’m assuming in a 150 or an LSA. Either way those figures are pretty good!

[@scotthutchings3474]

WOW great MBR today, Summer is coming let’s see more videos👍

[@douggregoryHOTMotorsports]

If you watch enough of these....it completely curbs any inkling of wanting a boat.

[@TheTurbineEngineer]

Good we need less people on the water.

[@douggregoryHOTMotorsports]

@@TheTurbineEngineer funny. All I need is a destroyer and a full magazine.

[@MrFg1980]

A boat is a fantastic way to enjoy the water. Get a thorough understanding of YOUR boats handling characteristics while not under pressure, and STAY AWAY from people when you see this until they are gone. Then, trailer your new undamaged boat home. Repeat.

[@TheTurbineEngineer]

@@MrFg1980 True, I usually pick a low pressure ramp even if I have to drive the boat a little further. It's just not worth the stress.

[@Thaitanium73]

I think his main problem is he's trying to drive as if he were driving a car.

[@boediprasetya2850]

it seems so. They don't think boats don't have brakes like cars

[@desertratgaming9865]

Im learning this everytime i take mine out. Lol

[@rustyboy46]

Pablo thinks it’s a donkey it’s not the same.

[@norms3913]

Maybe he needs to reexamine his drivers license

[@mrharry8466]

And again I repeat.... It needs to be a legal requirement to have a certificate of competency for piloting a boat.

[@EEST-Militia]

In many countries it's actually necessary.

[@diegaspumper8501]

While I definitely understand what you’re saying, getting the government involved with any activity never ends well for anyone. Never ask for the government to step in, it only creates more problems.

[@richardbeckenbaugh1805]

In Washington, you have to be certified to operate a boat. I can tell you from personal experience that it doesn’t make a bit of difference. Go to the ramps and there are still idiots who don’t know how to dock, trailer or launch a boat. All it did was provide money for the state and the private companies that run the certification programs. And the various police departments that sit on the lakes issuing bogus tickets to raise even more revenue. Just one more money grab.

[@mrharry8466]

@@richardbeckenbaugh1805 That's a shame but no surprise. Thanks.

[@norms3913]

When the skipper is really a Gilligan

[@markazinker3212]

The commentary is like the golf channel!

[@NotALot-xm6gz]

I’ve docked precisely 1 very small boat once in my life and even I know that you approach slowly and use minimal steering input. Reversing at anything other than slow walking pace is a No-Go.

[@arnoldsherrill2585]

Remember everybody, these are some of the same people you see driving on the roads afterwards.... Remember that next time you decide to visit your local boat ramp. By comparison general aviation Pilots have to show more skill just to get their PPL in comparison to a person operating a boat

[@Uhhhhdel]

Handling a car is much different than a boat. Novice boaters are gonna make mistakes. I remember when I first got my boat. I made some stupid mistakes the first couple times I docked my boat. But then I got better and now I dock my boat without any issues even in high winds and currents. Stop judging people for being beginners.

[@jeffcascino4497]

This might be the best one that you ever did!

[@ranger2316]

OMG... that was painful, but I had to stare in morbid fascination!

[@cgirl111]

I used to take my kids down to the boat ramp on Sunday afternoons so they could learn the language of the seas and sailors. Inexperienced boat handlers really test their relationships. But hey - we all started as newbs. When I bought my first boat in 1982 I hired a captain at the marina and we did nothing but dock at various locations for a half day. It still took my a long time to get comfortable with it.

[@edwardnigma2216]

I can solo dock a 48' sailing catamaran at 3am in near total darkness and 25kts without a hitch... I'm NEVER comfortable with it, I'm always a bit on edge... It's the minute you get "comfortable" with it that you stop paying attention to what's going on and run into things. Please, don't get too comfortable with what you're doing, because there's always that one idiot out there that will get in your way and ruin your day, or a rope that will fall off the deck and foul your prop.

[@Isawapuddycat]

I've only piloted a boat in my bathtub, but no way it can be this hard! 🛀

[@resturantequipmentparadise1181]

unless you have someone there with you telling you how to do it, it can be very tricky the first couple of times, people don't understand the difference in turning with cars and boats, plus the wind causing you to drift is a whole knew concept for people.

[@dinohadzic8023]

Come out to Gulfport municipal marina in Gulfport FL same old fun time

[@bertveldhuizen8699]

I could sit there all day and watch all these clowns!

[@peterbretherton3546]

I wanted to see how that massive boat to the right was loaded or unloaded.

[@aljohnson1191]

This video is a visual representation of all of Miami

[@henrywilliams1965]

Just think, these same people are going to be on the highway pulling a boat. Holy crap.

[@mikeduncan2353]

Man i am addicted to watching this

[@TERoss-jk9ny]

Damn… Scratch Florida deep sea fishing off my bucket list. Off shore I’d feel safe. Leaving port and returning? Not so much.

[@colintrout1095]

There is hundreds if not thousands of other places to launch and fish in Florida, Miami is recreational and party boats 75% of the time,alot of drinking, so it gets wild

[@patrickcooper9641]

@@colintrout1095 Okay, lots of drinking but most of these guys should not own a boat or drive one! Most of them have an IQ of water temperature!

[@johnmaurer3097]

Miami is “Florida” as much as “Chicago” is the Great Lakes. Every state has the bad apple of nonsense

[@TERoss-jk9ny]

@Steve King: Thanks. I’ll look them up!

[@doug6191]

4:00 - the boat isn't on the bunks right, friend! (behind Yan Pablo in the shot)

[@johnsurf509]

Yan Pablo got ropes hanging in the water, crushing engeine boat covers, Wow!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Rsama60]

2:00 of course he screwed up, his view and attention was too distracted. And if she would not just sit there and work the lines....

[@chuckb9867]

Now that's my kind of boating

[@annsheridan12]

The level of incompetence is amazing. That Seafox just did hundreds of dollars of damage to that engine

[@annsheridan12]

I watched one where a guy tried 30 times to back up the boat at the Boynton Bch. Ramp before giving up and driving away.

[@hammerdown3876]

how in the hell do you go from almost at the dock to smacking the engine cowl on a boat thats 2 docks over????? I wish the other ding dong hadnt shot blocked us... I would love to see what the hell happened to cause this...

[@2009dudeman]

Probably got spooked by something and floored it by accident trying to pull into the dock, he was coming in to 4 but went wide on the approach and was probably trying to avoid hitting the boat on 3. The boat looks too nice for him to be that bad a captain normally. Probably just a freak accident and bad judgement call.

[@toasterj3643]

he was looking at the hot girl on the black boat as were many people and lost concentration

[@mikel9567]

@@toasterj3643 She wasn't that hot, definitely not worthy of a distraction. I'm sure there were much hotter girls around. Hell the girl on the Jet ski was hotter. Clearly disintrerested and unwilling to help. Worthless to be on the boat and doesn't have the looks to justify her stupidity.

[@HankC9174]

serious list to captain ;)

[@dar7771]

Dang. This is nuts. Lol. I’d be leavin the immediate area until them crazy’s are out of the water. Save my boat from demise. 😂

[@MrJoe81]

Almost 40 years of boating and I have never throttled up like that at a dock??????? As been said, never go faster then toy are willing to hit the dock!!!!!

[@bchadaway7469]

That line hanging over the side is driving me crazy.

[@percivalgooglyeyes6178]

And the swim step dangling in the water!

[@zekoproductions9058]

WoW 😮 that was a sudden turn of events out of nowhere

[@chitownmedia101]

lmao 🤣 love these types of videos

[@scottmagruder9157]

We're devolving as a species!

[@walte99]

I can see it now. Next video starts with the Yan Pablo still trying to tie up to the dock!

[@jerryscray1789]

massive oversteer 😂😂

[@bobrobertson6514]

These videos are great, hard to watch if you are a real boater as it hurts so much to see such morons on the water. Scary to think that most of these captains get behind the wheel and drive home.

[@doug6191]

"if you are a real boater" So arrogant. Hope you forget a drain plug or something similar.

[@keyratcane66]

Thank God I dry dock my boat.

[@redsammy7789]

I would not call them captains it is a slam on us licensed captains, they are just " At the helm" of a vessel in my opinion.

[@janach1305]

@@redsammy7789 It’s just his way with nicknames: annoying but not important. We don’t know that the woman in the bow is a mommy any more than the man at the helm is a captain. I’ll comment on it occasionally, but if he doesn’t change it’s not a big deal. 🙄

[@erickaday5504]

its cringes me to see such so ppl on the dock

[@kamenlee]

Mannnnnn, you were talking about them coming back in from the left side and then they just reverse past the camera. Thats the funniest dry humor moment I've seen on this channel.

[@frankm4277]

Wow, you caught that crash in the first few seconds, bad news

[@ammogiant824]

Bust out another $1000....I couldn't resist 😆.

[@RC-wb7od]

What is it about subtle nose in, subtle reverse to pull the stern back to the dock that people don't get.

[@michaelmonaghan2717]

Attitude!

[@afridgetoofar1818]

7:24 That dog is definitely not neutered.

[@stevenreyngold7121]

My boat has a jet drive. It is turned by thrust only (no rudder). At docking speeds and trimmed up it can turn in place (like a zero turn mower). Easy once you learn, very difficult if you're mentally slow. Can you imagine the utter confusion this guy would have with a jet drive. It would be glorious.

[@sageraven6246]

Almost hit the dogs nuts too

[@JerzyBoy973]

Keep that bow facing the camera captain. We appreciate it.

[@jasonsimpkins9069]

I don't understand. Was he trying to parallel the dock or get at the end of it?

[@CodyBosch]

Why did he throw his hands up after he hit the other boat? Was he drunk? 😂 I think those Evinrude cowls are hard to find too.

[@daffyduck9901]

I got to move down to Florida because I would be a chick magnet! Handling the boat and big Seas the docking backing up the trailer is nothing. And I have a big Adam's apple.😂

[@resturantequipmentparadise1181]

im pretty sure you can just replace the engine cover so this isn't as bad as it looks, but my god how do you do that?

[@billmiller3425]

"CRUSHED" the engine might be a tad of an overstatement.

[@StrikeTheRoot]

I'll never understand people who buy/rent boats that don't have the first clue about how to operate them.

[@laurencevdvalk]

You gotta learn somehow..

[@kylealtes1352]

This is funny to watch. But it’s honestly, very very confusing too. I am on the water weekly. And at least here in north least Fl, there isn’t much nonsense. Is this a south Florida thing?

[@ohio_dino]

I have been screaming that she could be throwing a line to the post at the dock and it would have been solved way back when... but The other guy smacks the engine. Whoa what' a day to watch them parking at the ramp .

[@Cypress9090]

Is that rope hanging off the left side been tangled in the motor maybe 🤔

[@jeffsim8664]

Who ever saod that a bad day on the water is better than a good on land ... .never had a bad day at the dock.

[@talaugruso1713]

Rumour has yan Pablo is still circling

[@aswan2140]

Build The WALL

[@darrinsteven7002]

BUMPER BOATS

[@paddlefaster]

There's something in the water down there. You never see this in Gloucester Mass.

[@23vespid]

Meanwhile,, the Yan Pablo continues to back-circle around the lagoon trying to dock....

[@Joedyna98]

Still there today!😂

[@jackf9919]

@@Joedyna98 hahahaha.. Rumor has it

[@striperjunkie]

this is exactly why i say that you should be required to get a boat license to be able to drive a boat. it should be a 100% requirement to have and keep up to date just like a drivers license. because this guy has no clue what he is doing and took way too long to dock a boat.

[@hunterlong1820]

Lol but have you seen how many licensed drivers can’t parallel park, properly merge, or get out of the left lane

[@striperjunkie]

@@hunterlong1820 lmao yes I have but what I'm saying is this license would be very strict on driving skills and boating safety lol

[@WaynJul]

The Coast Guard needs to be there banning some people from ever owning another boat. What's more embarrassing, his driving or her thong? Please put on some shorts. 🤣😂

[@drifter9425]

Captains need to realize single engine boats mostly back straight up once you completely get that then use fwd to steer it comes naturally

[@Mtree40]

My dad had me captain our boat starting at the age of 10. I have thousands of hours of exp and I’ve never seen anything so outrageous. 🤦‍♂️

[@stevenreyngold7121]

That girl on the bow is regretting several of her life choices I bet.

[@northerngannetproject3147]

How can you get banged by this captain after.... no way

[@TheFalconJetDriver]

He has the engine trimmed up so high that he has no steerage. The mass of the bow is greater than the engine at that trim height.

[@thomasjefferson2676]

He’s distracted by all that jelly on the bow

[@birddog24]

Thus video gave me hives and a nervous twitch. Can't anyone there drive a boat? OMG!

[@TheGnewb]

Whenever I go boating I wear a type III and have a whistle.

[@alchapo4133]

Wat when backing up trailer 😂😂😂

[@simplywonderful449]

It's simply amazing that these "captains" are entirely clueless about how to pilot their boats. It seems like they're not watching where they're going (looking FORWARD while backing up), and they don't know what the boat is going to do when they move the controls. God help us all if they drive like this too! Does salt water cause a loss of mental cognition?

[@therealcow541]

In Oregon you can't drive a boat unless you take a course online and get a boating license I think that's something they need to do in Florida. We all know they can afford it, more money than brains all these expensive boats with no one knowing how to drive them.

[@someguy4911]

I can tell you, as a resident of Florida, even if courses were required along with a boating license, people here still would not go through that. Even on the streets, you can tell by the way most drive, they don't have driver's licenses even though it's legally required.

[@therealcow541]

@@someguy4911 if you get pulled over or stopped you get a massive ticket you literally can't drive with out one

[@andreseloyguevara]

Man but what happened to Yon Pablo? I wanna see the end of Yon Pablo! Did he finally dock the next day? Is there a Yon Pablo video saga?

[@michaelmaldonado5680]

U have problems loading too if u had that on the front of yr boat!!! Lol

[@michaelparrish1968]

It amazes me how many people actually own actually own boats that don't have a freaking clue on how to operate a boat

[@wozzie1492]

If this is his boat driving skill. Part two trailer backing should be a doozy.

[@csgarage3682]

If there was a Federal Law saying NOBODY with an IQ below 20 could operate a boat......the Boat ramps in Florida would be empty!

[@norms3913]

Is this one really messed up boat basin I ever seen

[@FishMe99]

Meanwhile, that other black boat is still circling in reverse to this day

[@hugobar.]

He's practicing for his drag license.

[@noahstanley5891]

He seems to be listing, I can't say that he is that big to make it list that much. And the girl is going to get sunburn with all the time. It's taking him to pull up the dock.

[@jeffrandolf5673]

My entire body was swaying in my chair in anticipation of what he was SUPPOSED TO DO at each moment, but he did the opposite. Hard to watch.