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[@broncosguru]

LOL its even more interesting when I watch it back.. That yellow boat hit it harder than the video really makes it look like.

[@grantleyhughes]

Makes you cringe seeing that.

[@davidtuttle7556]

Drunk pirate spotted.

[@tomdrummy4984]

3:15 first time I’ve ever seen a boat up on plane by the dock 😳

[@8180634]

Wish I could say the same..

[@johnharrell817]

It's amaizing how coming into the dock at 1 knot instead of 6 lets you (creep) up along side it.

[@dougspirit]

Correct! Slow is fast.

[@pablob4390]

The incompetence of these boat owners is disturbing. This channel never disappoints in exposing it.

[@Thaitanium73]

Hardly disturbing, it's amusing though.

[@michaelmccarthy4615]

Is drinking alcohol while boating ever suggested?

[@bucsanders7861]

@@Thaitanium73 Amusing? I can never finish a video, because it is sooo disturbing...

[@chrisgreen177]

Lol! He's got that, "Bumper floats?!? We don't need no stinking bumper floats!" attitude. $500-$1500 glass and repaint job later.... Dude, just get some bumper floats and save yourself from having to come see me, lol. Dude: "Okaaaaay".

[@marcuslinton310]

What they do to their own boat doesn't disturb me in the least, it's the danger they impose to every other boater around them.

[@saltwaterinmyveins]

When I was very young I’d go to the boat ramp with Dad for Saturday entertainment! Good memories! I liked how the crabbers really made it look easy.

[@user-ho5vz5tg3r]

No doubt! Galveston Yacht Basin on Saturday afternoon is pure rookie hour.

[@saltwaterinmyveins]

The more expensive the boat the better then show.

[@spazz954]

Parents own a cottage next to the public launch. Sometimes its annoying, but the amount of bonehead boaters over the years has been worth it. Just went back up their this summer to watch a pontoon floor it over the trailer into the tailgate\tail lights of the truck. I was crying laughing so hard.

[@dannybr30]

We were all there once in the begging. That's why it's nice to see people help each other out...

[@davidturner4987]

Let's feed the crocodiles so they get used to being fed around the docks so the next time someone gets thrown from a boat or falls off the pier they become croc food. The idiocy is rampant.

[@andreamaltempo4666]

very good mooring this Captain with the yellow boat!!!!

[@scotthutchings3474]

Celebrating docking your boat is always a good thing

[@joemunk]

Yellow boat must be embarrassed haha that was brutal

[@anglersjr5216]

Thick skinned. How to b embarrassed . They ll jus blame the dock is crowded

[@nickschwab8983]

Been doing this since I was 16 by myself. My dad knew I was ready when the boat died on pulling onto the trailer with two boats next to me. Stayed calm and kept composure. Never fail under pressure because you’re under a lot usually when around other boats in small quarters.

[@gregnavarra7062]

I’ve done a lot of boating and when bad boaters take on libations it only gets worse! From what I’ve seen from Florida to Minnesota most think that driving a boat means drinking and a few other substances go along with it. Snowmobilers , Motorcycles are used to go from bar to bar. I do not drink when operating especially when you are responsible for your people. That doesn’t mean I don’t laugh my ass off with your content ! I’m hooked on your show.

[@gc4644]

Capt yellow boat needs to stick to driving earthbound vehicles with wheels..

[@HendayAllStar]

I don’t know if I want him driving those either haha

[@bige.3474]

There must have been a big party at Beer Can Island.

[@DavidLowry1]

Man, the dude in the first boat just blows ass at piloting a boat.

[@hellion1770]

Love the play by play.

[@jamesfolger264]

"A different experience in Miami than elsewhere". No truer words have ever been said! In all my years of boating I have seen nothing like this!

[@johnballerino9172]

Never gets old.

[@glenpaul3606]

Amazing the level of incompetence of these boat drivers...

[@treetooone]

What are those contraptions that some boats have on the back of them like the one drifting in front of the camera around 5:06. Looks like it folds out, but what is it?

[@haroldbelcher2834]

incompetence, is an understatement, is there anyone able to teach them on the simple actions needed to dock a boat.

[@corbysherman4710]

I’m guessing a a lot of these people are hammered

[@csgarage3682]

How much $ is this boat? Its $80k Ok I like it Do you know how to operate a boat? Hmmm ... its just like a car right?

[@adamjimenez3705]

The crocodile’s name is Fred

[@ranger2316]

26 foot boat and a 10 foot mooring line! What could possibly go wrong?

[@Dld1985]

It’s absolutely amazing how many captains have zero idea how to handle a boat. One of the biggest problems is many boat drivers are drunk. I can see the boat ramp from my slip at the marina and this is a pretty common show at most any boat ramp.

[@anglersjr5216]

Nt captains, jus stupid boaters.........

[@vancity2349]

Was the first boat a Rinker? Did it have an in/out sterndrive? If yes, one of the easiest boats to dock, especially with no wind or current…

[@josephmoran2006]

Yeah, I have the same boat as my first boat and it’s a cake walk to dock, even in wind. My new boat on order is the FSH 210 sport, so I hope it’s not as hard to dock as some of these jokers make it out to be.

[@powpronto]

The gator is hangin around for that snacc in blue on the upper-right corner.

[@derekcrook3723]

Wait for it !

[@matthoughton4220]

“Wifey is gonna go for the handoff… And that should be good enough”… This narrator is a huge tool… My God

[@strokerace14bp]

Dude hit that throttle like he was pulling a wakeboard with jabba the hut on it. Ive come 2 the realization that these captains dont choose a dock but rather the dock chooses them.

[@chucksmith5002]

Some people just don`t need to be behind the Boat Steering Wheel

[@alancampbell1161]

Anybody wanting to help secure my boat was told RULE 1:- Do NOT get hold of a bow line and pull on it. Secure a stern line first, and then judicious use of power can swing the boat as required. If you drag the bow in to the dock, the guy on the helm has no options.

[@nickjohns1192]

It's called a springer line. Most people actually come in to slow. Tide and wind will catch you out. Use a bit speed turn to get the bow in.. just b4 you touch the dock.. opposite lock and give a quick blast of power a stern.. get a line on midship and your life will be alot easier to get bow and Stern line on. The 40f lochin I drive with twin 350cats is a peace of piss to land in all weather I could teach any person to land her in a day. Twins do make life alot easier

[@commonsense-grs]

Broncos Guru, can you please answer me this question, why don't you yanks use one rope tied on the bow cleat down to the stern cleat. With one rope, one person jumps onto the dock or throws it over the dock poles and pulls in on the rope that is needed first eg. if stern is floating away. Also most people on these boat need a lot of training in throwing ropes. I'm a marine rescue skippers from Australia and I thought we had terrible boaters here, but you you guys win hands down.

[@marvindebot3264]

That's the guy from the boat he nearly hit being nice and coming over to take his lines, not everyone in FL is an ass.

[@HochgeborenKlown]

Love your channel, but watching the massive number of unsupervised smooth brains in these boats is stressful...

[@Imbadbambam]

Yeah fender’s are a pain to utilize says the boat repair guy. 😂

[@mickemike2148]

Oh boy!

[@8180634]

Hard on the gas at the dock is the most obvious way to announce you're a newbie. When you see that, back up and give that person a lot of space, hide your boat behind something big and heavy or far away.

[@mondeotje]

It takes time to get experience and some people will never learn.

[@JayDee-xj9lu]

I'm curious where you are filming from. After watching all this I can't wait to finish my hovercraft. Just zoom up the ramp and onto the trailer.

[@GodBlessedAmerica]

Lose nuts behind the helm. 😂

[@pigybak]

Bumper boats 👍

[@id10t98]

Are boat fenders/bumpers looked at unfavorably in Florida? Why else would the first boat NOT have them out and then bang the dock like that unless that's the case? I dont get it. Would that guy slam his car into something that hard too?

[@miman-ck9jv]

You can hear the fiberglass cracking on the first boat he hit it hard

[@goumoun]

Cool place. If you fall from your boat, you may only do it once. Ocean’s law, the bigger teeth eats the other.

[@christinecanty5409]

Alligators love marshmallows. I’m from Louisiana. They do!

[@tomrogers9467]

Bet they like fat girls better!

[@christinecanty5409]

@@tomrogers9467 😂

[@josephschmohl3333]

Brandon: Building back boating better in South Florida....hahha!!

[@sigsauer3719]

More fights and crashes too!!!

[@gw62112009]

so tell me that guy at 4:47 didnt try to swing the back of the boat around by pulling the line while inside the boat. lamo, wow. 🙄

[@josephhasenei394]

Man see this stuff all the time when commercial fishing going out and coming in. I wonder if you could create a boat ramp polite to dock the boats for them for a small fee. At least the dock and the boat won't be all beat up.

[@mysticvalley2003]

The rinker is a good looking boat....but look at the way the swim platform digs in the water when the boat is in reverse....now lets add rough seas, reverse or a trailing wave, low vented stern cover and a I / O....what do you get an engine flooded with se water. Sorry Rinker go back to the design board....PS Captain nice scratches on you new boat too

[@thiantalley]

I have an idea for an addition to these videos(or a different series) ,but interviewing willing captains and drivers on their launches/docking experience

[@MiamiBoatRamps]

Like it something is in the works on something.

[@ge2623]

After watching countless dashcam videos, how could I NOT watch Floridian's piloting boats?!

[@scottawes921]

I don't know what the hell that one guy was dancing around for...he docked it like a jackass.

[@signoresantinoburnett1169]

6:07 That looks more like a scene from Apocalypse Now.

[@Jassman3536]

this is better than the Comedy channel. LMAO

[@MiamiBoatRamps]

Thanks Jeff!

[@norms3913]

So these capts are they really the Gilligan's of the boat ramps

[@budm9982]

The first guy in the yellow boat seemed like engine troubles with his heavy throttle. The second guy was just like, WTAF! Total jerk with throttling like that. The guy in the third boat with the stern line in his hand, while in the boat, and pulls on it and the boat does not move for him. LOL! Been there done that.

[@rippertrain]

I grew up driving boats. I was doing this when I was 10 years old. Lol these people .

[@peterallen4605]

I guess it's just the sailboat capt in me, but once you get hands on the dock, there's no reason for you not to be able gently get your boat tied up the way you need it.

[@TTTR1GGER]

Pretty sure the yellow boat is jet drive,tricky at best...

[@WmRob]

Nothing says incompetence like a 10-foot stern line.

[@enterprise59]

All fun and games till some one feeds the gator with their loved one.

[@jgpro2.035]

The first guy don’t even know, he need put the bumpers before reach the ramp👀👀 dangerous 😬😬😬

[@pboston6RR]

It seems a puzzle why the line handlers on the dock don’t use the dock posts to belay the lines as they try to maneuver the boats. Then just tug on the lines. That’s a lot of stress on the hands when there is a post handy. One wrap around the post will hold most boats and allow the line handler to let out or take in the line. Two wraps and the line could be dropped and a second line tended to without loosing the boat. Also if a line is slack and wrapped once or twice around the post, the slack part of the line can be pulled moving the boat with HALF the effort as tugging on the bitter end.😊

[@AZGOLF]

first again yay and good morning you beautiful people!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@tmmason10]

Goodness they really made that approach look so difficult

[@Micromandan]

It seems like I have seen someone else filming at blackpoint. You guys make a habit of stepping on each others toes?

[@marvindebot3264]

Bronco has been filming here for a year or more mate. Also, it's a free country.

[@tiggersdad6878]

You don't want to be the captain that see's everyone on the dock tapping their buddy's shoulders and pointing as everyone gets out their phones to video.

[@thorstenwolters9025]

I always ask myself would the capitain, who left the helm, do the same in a car?

[@mtnman1]

Gator, they’re alligators… crocodiles live primarily in Africa. Crocs are a shoe in North America. Lol.

[@dangdang3970]

When it goes wrong kappin, head back out, cool off, have another crack

[@michaelmccarthy4615]

You have to share the road with these "captains ".... see the problem ?

[@janetyurkin822]

The yellow boat is more boat than this guy can handle. If I was on that second boat, I would have kissed the dock once I got off that throttle happy lunatic’s boat! The majority of these boats need rubber bumpers like dodge em cars!

[@dokkieback4401]

Second boater needs to stop smoking crack on the sandbar

[@mackgriffin7397]

Hey its Fred

[@VetSemperFi]

It's obvious who the new boaters and panic over reactors are. Boat handling is not like driving a car. These people are a danger to everyone and property. Someday soon, boating safety/handling will be required for a boating license.

[@dannybr30]

Hahahaha you spoke too soon about excitement! Boat one right off the bat. Hahahaha

[@jimfausset8122]

Have you ever noticed that everyone that backs a boat from the dock while they are trying to dock or even launch the boat does not turn around and look to see what is behind them I wonder if they drive a vehicle like that on the roads I would like to know

[@bsalvis]

Some people have no business being on the water...

[@TomFynn]

Sooo...people who could fall into the water anytime are feeding the croc/alligator that is in the water? Did I get that right?

[@dougspirit]

How hard is it to pay attention to wind and/or current? (Not that hard)

[@Mike_Ripper]

Especially on days where there is very little of either!

[@silentmaker1]

Drunk

[@jdtractorman7445]

Wonder how many are intoxicated when arriving back at the ramp. Seriously, some people need to take a boater education/driving course. Must be it's a law in Florida that you can't use fenders on the side of your boat.

[@tomrogers9467]

Well, the coolers are likely empty when these morons return, so you figure it out. Then they get in their vehicles, if they can actually load their boats, and drive home!

[@obibaddad1991]

Gator. Big one, yes, but still a gator.

[@djpat5998]

Damn, the second guy didn't care about nobody safety.

[@TundraTalk76]

Boaters should take a road test and get a license just like a car to learn the basics.

[@patrogers7855]

I'll be honest here, these people scare the hell out of me !!

[@cracker4706]

Is that first yellow boat a Jet Boat ?

[@apacheworrier3776]

No. It’s a stern drive. It has an engine inside the boat, and an outdrive with a prop.

[@roberttx175]

Crocodile? Don't you mean Alligator!

[@michaellaughlin8457]

no wonder Fred hangs around there fresh meat in the water lol

[@nicholassantangelo9134]

Boat at 5:40 desperately needs a jack plate

[@1977minicooper1380]

so people just sit there on the grass in lawn chairs under the trees to watch the action?

[@MiamiBoatRamps]

Grab a drink and come join us its a blast!

[@CarlosRodriguez-hb3vq]

The flag says Chile, but the captain says Texas

[@michaelmccarthy4615]

I noticed, guru never seems to bring up the possibility of.... alchohol Have I missed a comment?

[@michaelmccarthy4615]

@Mark Asread he should blame alcohol way more often. Then it gives everyone a built in excuse for almost any unorthodox behavior. This way the show stays fresh and unpredictable. And the guilty won't feel so,,,, well guilty.

[@garygerard4290]

granted everyone has a 'first time docking a boat' but what are the chances you get 4 or 5 in the same day? Everyone of them was doing twice the correct speed

[@simplywonderful449]

Why do captains back up a boat while looking forward? Makes no sense at all.

[@brookefore4618]

I cant believe how many absolutely incompetent people are at this ramp ALL of the time. It’s nuts.

[@mircoaccaino3516]

You don't have to prepare the boat or yourself for docking maneauvers to make it saver for the crew because it's fake news when someone is telling you that there are alligators in the water. LOL