Stranded! | Miami Boat Ramps | 79st Boat Ramps| Boynton Beach

Stranded | Miami Boat Ramps | 79st Boat Ramps| Boynton Beach
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Ramps we currently cover: 79st (La 79!) / Black Point Marina / Haulover
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[@doubledragon2074]

My buddy said he is thinking about getting a boat and I told him to come watch this channel at least 20 videos so he can learn what not to do! This is a great learning channel for new boaters!

[@Nick_G7IZR]

I'll watch 20 mins of outboard overheating. It'll make me feel better.

[@elvingarcia3770]

I’ll even watch a full hour of those idiots with the motor trimmed all the way up overheating 😂😂

[@Nick_G7IZR]

@@elvingarcia3770 That would never have happened with a 2-stroke. You wouldn't have been able to hear anything with the motor out of the water!

[@garywest2250]

@@Nick_G7IZR that's a damn good point !

[@rustyh1686]

Poor lady learning, they should have just laughed and said pop it out of reverse and try again. Keep it relaxed and light hearted

[@iFixJunk]

Yeah, why the drama, as if it personally affected them? Learning as an adult to drive a boat isn't easy. You've already likely learned how to drive a car. A boat is a whole different thing--more like driving a car with bald tires...on ICE. So it's difficult. And she wasn't too screwed-up for a novice.

[@rustyh1686]

@@iFixJunk Yep I agree. And all the drama wont help her learn, just make her scared to try again

[@bevrolee8887]

He seemed accustomed to acting like a big ole baby... he stomped off like my son did when he was 5. Hell, tell her to step back and grab the wheel yourself. Docking is one of the last things you want to teach or learn - after you are more adept at handling the boat.

[@chrism1190]

Kudos to the officer and pontoons are the catamarans of the power boating world.

[@crisprtalk6963]

Using the prop as a wind turbine is a brilliant idea!!

[@vex-nh]

Helicopter it right out of there!

[@KM-fm9gp]

Anyone else narrating the freighter stuck in the Suez in Broncos Guru’s voice?

[@itsnotalwaysblackandwhite8624]

Good One.

[@dorflonnigan4413]

20 min. isn't too long of a video. Keep up the good and enjoyable videos

[@OpenCarryUSMC]

Pontoon common for me: Ex drops me on dock and backs out. I get truck and back down ramp until all bunks are buried in the water to “lube” them. Pull forward so 6-8’ of bunk are in the air. Ex is pulling up to dock as I meet boat. She disembarks and we We walk boat onto the bunks with bows between the guides. I board and take helm, she stands by at the front of trailer but to the side to give distance to contact signals. I power the boat up the bunks and contact the bow stop. I kill motors, raise them, go to bow lean over and connect winch strap. Winch tight, connect safety chain, get in truc’ and pull up to prep/breakdown area. It’s soooooo easy once you learn to use the wind and current.

[@riverakers]

Definitely want to see that footage. I wonder if this guy tries to drive his boat at home with no water.

[@ear4980]

Yes 👍 we'll watch.

[@PileOnPileOffPileUpOnThe481]

I'll watch an hour of a boat getting off the sandbar.

[@doubledragon2074]

hahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!

[@cgirl111]

Been boating (fishing) in Florida for over 40 years and mostly with the same people. Even after all that time I hold a launch and dock briefing each time so everyone knows their job beforehand.

[@chrisburger4518]

With the boat on the sandbar, would have been great to have the Benny Hill theme music playing in the background. So funny it's sad. Or, so sad it's funny.

[@Everythingandcars]

Miami sand bars

[@Meme-zc4cw]

The lady folding her arms after getting yelled at is classic! Lol

[@RideAcrossTheRiver]

You don't teach someone by ridicule and embarrassment in public. Nobody learns anything that way except resentment and defeat.

[@jjrdias]

This is such an awesome addition to all the inlet content. Good stuff.

[@ynech]

I enjoyed the video.

[@ferrari1228]

I think you should start posting some raw video clips. Like, show us more what happened with that pontoon. Seems like every video I’m wishing there was more footage of something you’re showing us.

[@cody39yrs]

Yeah I second that idea. I feel the same way.

[@FukkenDubben]

I'd be down for 20 minute videos instead of the current format of less than 10 minutes.

[@GeorgeBonez]

Yeah I’d watch that motor overheat for 20 mins. That would be educational I think. 😂

[@scottowens6914]

Do a fast forward of the folks stuck on the bar

[@dougflamisch9979]

Got to love the “put it neutral,” comment. The only thing that was missing was someone saying immediately after, “no the other neutral” after they didn’t correctly put it in neutral. Like a boat has multiple neutrals. Can’t tell you how many times I’ve heard that screamed at a bot ramp.

[@donnahunter1976]

My brothers and I were 14and 15 years old back in 1965. We had a 15 foot tri haul with a 45 hp Chrysler engine on it. We went everywhere in it. We were all over Tampa Bay we were in the shipping lanes, we were even there water skiing in the area when they brought the bounty in to make the flipper movie at the pier. We hit plenty of sand bars in our days we just get out and push the boat right on past them like it was nothing. People have been so dumb ed down, as can be seen by these videos, that it is obvious they make more money than what their mentality is able to cope with.

[@tomdrummy4984]

You teach how a boat responds out in open water first........NOT at a dock. They all seem to approach dock at an angle that would work for the dock opposite of the one they are docking to.........maybe its the reverse angle technique. Lol

[@sethstern6097]

Give the people what they want

[@rileypup5959]

I’d watch a boat trying to get off a sandbar all day. For whatever reason there is entertainment and a little education watching how they get off the sandbar.

[@rachelsaviation346]

Yes!!! Put the video up 😆

[@danlindey7368]

So I do have a pontoon just like the one featured and I can ashore you that is not the way to land and trailer your pontoon. First off the pontoons are aluminum and when you hit concrete with the front of them it puts nicks in the aluminum and they are razor sharp and what is the first thing people do when they walk up to a pontoon? Run your hand along the part that cuts the water. Stich city! Second. WTF is he thinking backing his trailer that far in the water. He is never going to get the boat to stay lined up with the bunks when he pulls out. With that style trailer you leave half the bunks out of the water and drive the boat right on then use the winch to pull it up tight. I would have liked to see him pulling it out of the water and have the boat sitting cross way on the bunks.

[@iFixJunk]

You read my mind. And I never owned, drove, or even rode on one of those. But I've serviced them and looked them over carefully. I'll go even further and say that I think he could've put a hole in a pontoon doing that, but you'd know better than me.

[@bobbiemitch]

Perfect response. I have a tritoon and the last thing I want to do is to beach it on rocks or concrete.. I was hoping to watch the guy try to retrieve the pontoon with the trailer fully submerged. I live across from a public boat ramp. It is a gift that keeps on giving.

[@ArduinoAlan]

Ya I'll watch the beached boat

[@doubledragon2074]

These need to be longer!

[@jamesfolger264]

BG-I'd watch anything you put up! So entertaining!!!

[@glennp827]

Unbelievable knotheads

[@TheChefmike66]

I'll watch these people try to function for an hour. Thanks!

[@eugeneritchie7885]

I'll watch 20 minutes of them

[@CaptainDayne]

Another impeller bites the dust

[@bryanlee8577]

All the new people moving to Florida and the first thing they do is buy a boat. 😂

[@bryanlee8577]

They are used to Lakes. Just because you see water really doesn’t mean there’s water there. 🤣

[@dilligaf0220]

@@bryanlee8577 Lakes don't have sandbars. They have rocks. Then you only have to replace the lower unit instead of a fully cooked motor.

[@bryanlee8577]

Very true

[@TundraTalk76]

Same in Myrtle beach! It’s a nightmare

[@bevrolee8887]

Same people who use a Uhaul to get it to the water? Lol love that

[@pmp1337]

The Robalo crew was just funny. We got the "Blonde pirate" hanging on "the ropes", we got the "fuck this shit, I'm out" guy, we got the rookie and the drunken master. And then we have the "bow vaper" just chilling, hypnotizing the "Just do it" girl. Just imagine the ride home with them all crammed into the same vehicle, the rookie still pissed, the 2 bros still arguing and the vaper dude in the back just vaping and chilling...

[@johnfristoe4256]

I would totally watch the dummy on the sandbar

[@jimmartin7881]

That Sherriff knew his shit, using the boat in reverse with motors to steer more precisely. I remember years ago going to a party at a big time lawyer's house across from those docks I believe, Willie Gary was his name, I met Holyfield, LaToya Jackson, Reggie Miller, and Harry Connick Jr. all in one night, lol. Florida's a trip!

[@peterodushkin8434]

Thank you for sharing your video

[@rhtufts]

I assumed the pontoon boat guy was dropping off a truck driver and then one guy would back up the boat while another backed in the truck. Crazy to take up 2 spots like that.

[@techmonk3y]

I feel so bad for that lady, she did such a great job with the mistakes being her teachers not correcting her.

[@TimA-ly4nx]

Let's see it

[@shawnwood9875]

Yes please post it so I can have a laugh

[@glenpaul3606]

These people need to learn a few things. 1.When approaching a dock first be aware of winds and currents. 2. Approach slowly. 3.If making corrections just bump it in gear then back out...small short slow corrections are usually all that's needed. Be sure to know what direction your motor needs to be facing to make the desired correction. 4. If you are close to the dock then don't back all the way out into open water to make another approach, all that is usually needed are short slow corrections to get in position again. You are wasting time and holding up other people. 5. BEFORE approaching a dock, know what side your lines be attached and connect the lines to the appropriate cleats before making your approach. Too often people get in position and then start fumbling with finding and attaching lines to the boat. That is foolish and usually results in the boat moving out of position before you can get lines attached. If done right docking a boat is easy!!!

[@earlblackjackmartinjr5750]

Me too. I don't have the patience for dunderheads anymore, im too old to have patience.

[@metaltothepedal1142]

I'll watch 20 mins of the bar boat.

[@girlmom5580]

Yes I’ll watch the full 20 minutes. I do wish these videos were longer😭

[@sastaffa]

Honey, day trip on our boat, it costs not much, 60 bucks for gas, some food, 10 bucks for 6 pack and 4000 to rebuild the motor!

[@GeorgeBonez]

I’m thinking the woman wanted to dock the boat against the will of her man. I could see it in his actions “ I told you ya couldn’t do it Btch!” Lol

[@sunking2001]

So many baboons...not enough bananas!

[@jackmeadors2139]

Yes

[@stage1greg]

we need more 79th street, i miss the gator.

[@ernietetrault3403]

Is it just me, or do the majority of "skippers" have their outboards trimmed WAY to shallow?

[@benjigans1419]

It's not just you. I'd never DARE run my outboards that shallow. I never even leave marked channels in my boat.

[@ehsoule]

Boat stuck on sand bar looks like one of those boats that are won on the Price is Right.

[@iFixJunk]

And to drop the lower unit, the price is WRONG!

[@terrymarshall4964]

please post the extra video of the people stuck on the bar. would be very interesting to see

[@danielsweeney6742]

Here is a quick question. Many times you see vehicles spinning their tires on the boat ramp. Can't you throw some sand or dirt in front of the tire for traction?

[@seansimons7043]

Takes up 2 spots on ramp. And then backs his truck all the way into the water?

[@j0sh48522]

yesssssss lets seee it man i love it love it love it

[@VinceW187]

It takes patience to teach a person how to control a boat

[@RideAcrossTheRiver]

She was really trying, too.

[@karlisayles9582]

Love the videos! We saw your camera guy out at the Boynton boat ramp on the weekends of March 13th and March 20th, did you post footage from those days? We have a green boat you can’t miss it haha

[@bigav8r]

I'd be interested in watching.

[@CaptainDayne]

Is it that shallow at that ramp ? They all have the engine trimmed up.

[@CaptainDayne]

@@badm0t0rf1ng3r i know its been a super low tide here in Galveston lately . Even at our ramps we didnt have to trim up. You loose low speed maneuvering trimmed up so much.

[@121hearc]

this is how i dock our pontoon just on the ramp truck driver jumps off the front backs trailer down back the boat back out while waiting on truck then load boat

[@timmitchell8784]

Hey call it “The Boydon boat bashed”

[@andrewbobeldijk4593]

It amazes me how many have no idea how antennas work. Even the Sheriff's boat has them bent down.

[@hatchingiscatchingbx22br58]

Is it shallow in there. Looks like a lot of boaters have the engine trimmed way up

[@steve-wu7jp]

So the engine overheats if its running out of the water?

[@fatdaddio3796]

do they sell docklines and fenders in SoFla? rarely see anybody using either one

[@jorgegmendez6241]

Yes let's watch 20 minutes

[@bellasadventures8604]

Post it!! Boyton Dock Blocker TV!!

[@dieseldrax]

7:30 Running the engine out of the water for less than a minute will destroy the water pump impeller, so I'm sure their engine is now warning them of an overheat condition and either shuts itself down or the captain shut it off. Hopefully. Otherwise they ruined that new-looking Merc.

[@dlv444]

I was thinking the same thing. My inboard with Bravo 1 has warning buzzers for oil pressure and over heating. Can't imagine outboards don't have the same.

[@JT_70]

Post it Guru!

[@rona8663]

loved it Broncois

[@broncosguru]

Thanks Ron!

[@C5Ron7]

👍👍😎⚓

[@robertjones-ix3jy]

sure lets see the struggle of the broken boat.

[@SARDOGFL]

NO ONE jumps on or off my boat until it is secured to the dock with at least one midships line, which can normally hold most small boats squarely to the dock. It's the first line over when I am single-handing. If I have others onboard, I get them involved and brief them on the planned approach. LARGE fenders are ALWAYS deployed and lines are prepped forward, midships, and aft. When departing a dock, I tell the "crew" exactly what I plan to do and what their responsibilities will be in the process. This stuff isn't brain surgery... my Gawd!

[@quincyjasmine]

I have that same Tahoe T16. Same graphic and top. I thought it was me at first lol. We have the same issues at New Smyrna Inlet.

[@spencerraulerson2108]

I have the same exact one to and for a second I had the same thought 😂😂😂

[@N1originalgazza]

Well done for her not so much for the "captain".

[@emanuelfernandes8462]

Hi, can you explain me whats the qualification needed to be a Skipper in there

[@DevMeloy]

I'm newer to boating but I never use throttle when approaching the dock.. come in slow.

[@WmRob]

Again- no bowline or stern line ready, people moving around shifting the weight onboard, not drifting up to the dock, engine left in gear. How many more stupid things can you do?

[@jeremygillette6843]

They do make scissor trailers for pontoons but this obviously isn't the case here 😂

[@wildnorthadventures6543]

I have seen many times transoms on pontoon boats twist and bust everything up when they run on the sand bar !! Apparently seeing everyone standing around in shin deep water isn’t enough for them to realize it’s only 16 inches deep !!

[@phph1731]

Plenty of cash + too much dash = Hash, Crash or Mash. Time after time! Guess these folks need to watch your channel and pick up a few basic boat-handling skills. Appreciate your gentle analysis, sir. I’d be tempted to be a little harsher. Thanks.

[@pbsavoy]

I taught my wife to dock a 30’ sailboat . never tell someone what to do. ask them! I.e “ would you like to turn starboard a little” as well never say “do you want to jump onto the dock” ….. step on to the dock . Teaching how to operate a boat is 50% psychological….

[@bottomknockinbaja6092]

Gotta be a rental

[@SmashGhost]

Post full the 20 mins of engine-damaging decicion-making

[@zabortnick]

They prob overheated the motor, it can't pump water to cool itself if out if completely out of the water.

[@kainenr]

This large collection of what NOT to do is helpful.

[@rvaccare]

I want to see the additional footage of the beached boat.

[@danielmartens156]

Incredible how these supposed boaters don't know how to load/unload a boat on a trailer. Just cutting down on drinking time! 😁🌿👍

[@mfkliegenschaften5420]

All boat captains have to prove their driving capabilities by passing an exam over here in Europe. It is very rare that licensed capatains completely fail at the ramp unless they are newbies. Why people do not get it that knowing your boat is critical? Imagine these guys on open seas ...

[@ionracer24]

still say it should be called the "bar" king lot

[@GeorgeBonez]

NOoooooo this is NOT how we pontoon boaters do it. Puwahaga!!!

[@Meekerextreme]

He needed to put it in neutral, who else is going to attach the boat to the dock? I wouldn't expect my guest or family to do it. *shrug* Maybe she is the Boat operator, you assume he is! Her crew abandoned her? Where was the crew in this, I see a family and probably friends but it's not my job to dock YOUR boat. I'd walk away too. How was the pontoon taking up two spaces they had to go get the truck/trailer either way.

[@RockThisTown2000]

If a man falls overboard, you yell '𝒎𝒂𝒏 𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒃𝒐𝒂𝒓𝒅'! So what do you yell if a woman falls overboard? '𝑭𝒖𝒍𝒍 𝒔𝒑𝒆𝒆𝒅 𝒂𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒅!' 🤣

[@williamokeefe918]

Yeah, let’s see the 20min of silly boaters!

[@brucebaxter6923]

im useless in a boat, but the one thing that i learned was to never use throttle when docking

[@aguyandhiscomputer]

You're hired.

[@Aaron.Davis56]

I dock in a marina in a 26' WA Striper I/O. Flags are there to assist and these people don't know how to use the wind to your advantage. They drive right in and don't stop and bump to the dock. I'm in CT and waiting to get back out there around Memorial Weekend.

[@XploreAz]

Um, you need throttle to move the boat. Of course you need throttle, just very little.

[@brucebaxter6923]

@@XploreAz Not with the horsepower those boats are carrying. Idle in gear is often too fast.

[@XploreAz]

@@brucebaxter6923 depends on the size of boat, water current and wind.

[@MrBonediver]

Why is it no one at this ramp uses bumpers/ fenders?????

[@PileOnPileOffPileUpOnThe481]

Please please Post the video!!!!