MICHAEL IS KRATOS!! - OFFLINETV UNBOXING

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[@Willx99]

Everyone: *just unboxing stuff* Lily and Michael: “ONLY ONE SHALL LIVE”

[@errantalgae]

the contrast between the A story and B story is strong

[@sebastianlindo6310]

With the elden ring music at the end. Best part of the video

[@the_gameing_otaku]

@Don't Read My Profile Picture you already got me once and may have done it again

[@moji3812]

😂yeah

[@qkrunchy]

i was the 7 thousandth. it was me. i did it.

[@crimsoneclipse1882]

Whoever gave Michael the Blades of Chaos needs an award. A chaotic weappn for a chaotic man.

[@ArchivedGeo]

Was not expecting that at all... Really suits him.

[@hievery._1568]

Micheal: Zeus! your son has returned I bring destruction to Boston Dynamics!!

[@merlin5662]

i wonder if someone gets him the axe when he is older

[@Kwinntar]

yes

[@notglenn1703]

Twas the best part of the vid, when lilly and mykull started dueling

[@anon4087]

the fact that Toast mistaking Jodi's slippers as part of the unboxing is the most replayed is so funny to me lmao

[@granblueau5113]

It's so wholesome though lmao

[@boxduck3731]

i find the face he pulls so funny, going over it in frame by frame is amazing

[@brendanmatelan2129]

10:33 Lily and Michael playfully fighting is the sweetest thing ever. Lol

[@viperspike1709]

Playfully?

[@todd3143]

playfully fight?! they were battling for the fate of olympus!!

[@thatrandomguy_yt8443]

It’s a fight for dominance , their relationship is merely an attempt at peace

[@quackpot6174]

Remember when crazy frog said, “Bing, Bing!”

[@MrChummington]

It was a real battle, Michael got a forced vasectomy by Lily but he won in the end.

[@aclonymous]

please never call us "offliners" ever again yvonne

[@drache6681]

Agreed Oh lord what did I just start

[@dr.dirtydan497]

Agreed

[@Rob-Bee.]

Agreed

[@usernameerror1015]

Agreed

[@SwingSwam_]

Agreed

[@lochityman8564]

Imagine spending hours making a sculpture of Poki just to have John open it LMAO

[@thebigcheeseslice]

simp got shot down hard

[@redice4808]

Even better

[@abhikrajan8904]

@@thebigcheeseslice clown

[@marlees1271]

@@thebigcheeseslice Talented person: makes something cool for someone You: SIMP LOL DON'T BE NICE TO WOMEN OR YOU'RE A SIMP

[@geicoemployee4865]

@@marlees1271 he's not wrong tho

[@GolenCheeseIt]

8:14 That Toast cut was super smooth. Everyone's in the exact same position they were in before he teleported into frame.

[@jczmyg]

it’s the same clip they just edited him out if that makes sense, u can see the outline of him before he pops up

[@blu8009]

what do you mean cut? didn't you know that toast can actually teleport?

[@bel410la]

I love how Michael and Lily just rp basically the whole video.

[@ZerakimSC2]

the duality between lily saying "i love you" and michael talking about crazy frog is hilarious :v

[@toma2ketchup]

Bing bing!

[@carbon9575]

"bing bing!"

[@NitishNadar]

"Bing! Bing!"

[@A_Shrubbery1901]

"BING BONG!"

[@JeremiahBostwick]

10:51

[@derangeunknown]

Lily and micheal having the fight of the century while toast is trying to steal Jodis slippers 😂

[@OfflineTV]

just anotha day at otv

[@vinaykrsingh9854]

@@DontReadMyProfilePicture.2 o.kay. i.won.t

[@moji3812]

lmao

[@pro-yn2mi]

@@OfflineTV that a black voice?

[@jasonclarkson3246]

“Remember when crazy frog said BING BING” -Michael Reeves 2023

[@cleodello]

10:39 "I was going for your head!" Yeah, the head of his -

[@musical__gamer9201]

That was the sword fight of the century between Lily and Michael 😂

[@mapotofu5292]

Bing bing

[@cjpe2265]

They got many clip in here(yt).

[@Skelementary]

I was the one who sent in the stamped Pokemon cards for Scarra and Poki! Glad you got them, I shipped them kind of late and was worried they wouldn't make it in time!

[@henrythehenhen9091]

those goes for hundreds 👀?

[@Pugtroler]

@@henrythehenhen9091 eh, its his cards, maybe he has more 🤷

[@Roflmao6173]

John said the cards were in English and italian..

[@atlasxvi1405]

can confirm, I'm the guy to delivered it.

[@monkey9186]

Lmao your old comment saying people should show scarra some love, from a different video, that’s so cute

[@greyghost8763]

Michael and Lily in their own world while Toast tries nabbing himself fuzzy shoes is beautiful😂😂

[@x3rxes863]

11:03 fav part of the vid fr

[@MiniProductionVids]

OfflineTV unboxing will be rebooted like the podcast. Season 2 unboxings here we come!

[@syth8231]

hopefully

[@iceman3317]

I mean, they basically said at the end that they would do it again, but it would be different.

[@abstractthoughts5389]

Without a doubt

[@davidcataldo5214]

i hope so, their last videos have not been as fun as they used to be imo, i actually feel like they are doing them forced... it doesnt feel natural, and most of the times it feels obnoxious

[@anonymousnlonely3315]

Woooooooooooo

[@JustDonny]

Gonna miss these videos. Always had a side quest vibe to them in-between OTV's bigger videos.

[@NEWBOTANICA]

why r they stopping it?

[@JustDonny]

@@NEWBOTANICA Not sure. Lily said they were pivoting into something new.

[@beans7397]

@@JustDonny ye I wonder what there gunna do

[@OkayyTV188]

their house is overloaded with shit and don’t want fans to send them stuff anymore

[@LokiLiesGod]

There's also always the threat of a sicko sending them something with an airtag or something that can be traced, those are becoming more and more common and it's harder and harder to screen for them. Some content creators commented on stuff like that (especially vtubers).

[@dorianmcdonald1674]

Everyone is great but the shenanigans between Michael and Lily is my favorite part Every time

[@ae_gely]

12:46 Pause it could be a meme... 😂 2kinds of couple in OTV house

[@jarbeefis]

I love how Lily is no longer holding back the chaos and is just letting it out.

[@chantelinsertnamehere4513]

Michael has influenced her to be more out there😌

[@justsomebees5578]

You can just tell how normal things like lily and Michael sword fighting are by how John just keeps on doing unboxing stuff while Michael is partially behind him on the couch

[@notfamous4387]

I love how Toast just breaks the fabric of space and time to read a late wedding invitation

[@JiroTheFro]

Michael and Lily just having the time of there life with the swords of chaos is hilarious and so cute

[@Coderman08]

Michael being the chaotic energy fueling my life.

[@OfflineTV]

same tho

[@notdemomantf2294]

*same tho*

[@Redapo15]

same tho

[@elbonia4682]

Same tho

[@blu8009]

same tho

[@theskribblesiblings5778]

It feels like the end of an era...A very chaotic, mildly terrifying, hilariously fun and concerningly weapon-filled era. RIP

[@OfflineTV]

and the beginning of a new very chaotic, mildly terrifying, hilariously fun (hopefully) and concerningly weapon-filled (definitely) era. LFG

[@theskribblesiblings5778]

Ah yes. Wouldn't be OTV without the weapons.

[@_kiyazz]

So when are we getting offlinetv learns swordplay

[@rtwwatch]

@@_kiyazz I second that

[@Kinatea]

​@@rtwwatchi third that.

[@Steamaux]

10:11 best representation of Lily and Michael in one scene

[@coozieray]

I sometimes wish Poki or Toast would not miss any vids, but as long as Michaels in it ill watch lol

[@uli11]

I adore John and Jodi in the OTV vids! I admit I feel sad that there aren’t really vids with everyone all together as much. I know everyone’s super busy and its hard to coordinate shoots- but it’d be nice to see everyone all together, is all!

[@duckyena2593]

Scarra and Toast talked about it when the new trio joined OTV. One of the reasons why they get new members is that everyone is busy and it is increasingly hard to make new videos every week or every other week. When there are only 5 of them (not counting yvonne), if one or two people are busy, it's a bit weird to shoot a video with only 3 or 4 people in it.

[@uli11]

@@duckyena2593 absolutely reasonable! I still don’t like it 😉

[@eburneamarfil8893]

I'm dyin' when Toast thought Jodi's slippers were part of the unboxing 😭🤣

[@Lilyuu_uwu]

I loved watching Michael and Lily just being themselves ♡ they're so awesome :P

[@andreafelizola5369]

Every time Michael and lily play with weapons it somehow becomes a cinematic masterpiece

[@jakegomez5028]

Everyone sending Michael an abundance of random funky pops would be hilarious

[@jao3302]

Toast: Tese are some nice slippers. Jodi: Yeah, they’re mine. Toast: Oh, well not anymore!

[@silentgas]

3:33 Michael: "started to take action" Lily: "Deep breaths"

[@sonictheshitpost]

BBBRRRRRROOO, LILY AND MICHAEL'S RELATIONSHIP BRINGS ME LIFE!!!!! THEYRE SO CUUUUUUTE

[@BoogieSnacks]

the last unboxing video... truly an end to an era - will definitely miss these!

[@Yummuyu]

I'm kinda lost is there a reason for this one being the last?

[@rosannaa]

why are they discounting them? is it bc they moved??

[@fancymeow]

@@rosannaait may be because of the threat of people sending air tags or other tracking devices and finding their house location

[@ghaffur18]

@@fancymeow good point.. these people just ruin it for others..

[@qraee]

@@Yummuyu prob weirdos sending them airtags like michael mentioned :/

[@kinkay7]

The moment when Lily reassures Micheal that he is a king 😵‍💫👑 4:55

[@Simon-sw4ov]

Yo I missed that but thats honestly very sweet :)

[@Aogiritree824]

I just love how Michael and Lily are pretending fighting with the blades of Chaos

[@jennifer9254]

I’m gonna miss these videos, these videos are how I found out about otv. I’ve been a fan for 4 years, looking forward to future content ❤

[@Meepmoop26]

9:43 yes those are like mouth fresheners! They’re Pakistani, it contains fennel seeds, sweetener, and betel seeds that are chopped up and flavoured! And the colourful ones are just candy coated fennel seeds

[@houinkyuoma2427]

Next will be gutka🤣

[@yourfavoriteimpure6898]

Always loved these unboxing videos, definitely a lot of good memories from them!

[@romanlopez998]

I love that Michael and lily are like dramatic and everyone else is like oblivious to what’s happening

[@kurgerbing3450]

I love how the whole time Michael and Lily were just fighting like little kids lol

[@Tr3ntsGames]

Scarra playing with a cat toy on a cat tree during an ad read, is my aesthetic

[@MikeyGill]

I don’t know why, but John getting Jodi a blockbuster gift card when 99% of blockbusters have closed is such a John thing to do.

[@senshi1511]

by fart the best part of this video is just Michael and lily absolutely dueling it out for the back half of the video in the corner 💀

[@jonathansorenson6840]

"One-hit-blunder" Forget one take, Micheal only needed one second to make that burn

[@marcusquinonesunms]

toast and jodis interaction priceless lmao

[@itzclob]

“Remember when crazy frog said, “bing bing”?” Is the best last words I’ve ever heard

[@bextomoose]

John and Michael bounce off of each other so well, even when they're not talking to each other

[@armor9640]

9:10 micheal got rooh afza (bottle with red liquid) and tulsi (seeds he was talking about). I would really enjoy watching them eat Pakistani/Indian snacks because they are really good and also micheal yes you are supposed to eat the seeds lol

[@AlwaysTheL81]

yvonne’s blue hair looks so good on her!

[@aidanhendricksen4832]

Michael and Lily playing with God of War chaos blades and the editor plays the main menu music from Elden Ring, lol

[@brokenpc8]

Everyone is unboxing stuff and chilling. Meanwhile Lily and Michael are having top 5 epic anime fight lol

[@leonhard6327]

Don't question what they are doing while the rest ignores them at this point, but embrace it! 3:25, 10:31, 12:32

[@goldstew1791]

Happy new years to you too, OfflineTV.

[@metalhead9996]

Lol, toast grabbing jodi's actual slippers and going "hmmm, not bad, these are nice"

[@mystieflower]

if this is the last one ever it’s been such a blast seeing all the creative stuff that came from these unboxing videos and I enjoyed this series a lot!! :D

[@anqiz_]

so true

[@toastertv636]

Michael and lily had the battle of a century, the protagonist (michael) and antagonist (lily) fighting, the balance of the battle shifted and swayed, michael our protagonist recognize's his weak spot, and Lily the villain out story remembers it and they part ways. A 2nd battle commences, it looks as if our protagonist will lose but they turn it around and slay lily, only for her to remember his weak spot and cut off his cock. Truly a woeful tale as both passed away, their battle was legendary.

[@elliewebster]

Seeing toasts face light up after putting the fish flops on made my day

[@copperhead228]

I always love watching these unboxing videos. They always make me laugh & some of the things people send are hilarious, awesome, etc. Especially the handmade stuff. That Poki statue was freaking amazing!

[@baswa8]

John and Michael have the best energy lmao, love them 🤣🤣

[@peterbuchanan4204]

Toast going full goblin for the slippers. Man is iconic.

[@jennavn7787]

11:54 this is absolutely hilarious

[@MentalUnion]

Thanks, Yvonne, for offering to read to the class.

[@NickTGM13]

I love Lily and Michael relationship so much

[@nvid]

Bing Bing

[@jamesgribble1742]

@9:02 Toast Smiling

[@loganturner-mannix2223]

Gonna miss these kind of videos, but I'm excited to see how OfflineTV will include their viewers in their videos in the future!!

[@JDFisher0415]

6:45 me: *raises hand*

[@FlameAtGames]

🫡

[@kimjasperbillones7381]

4 days ago Michael uploaded a video, today OTV uploaded a video, What a great time to feel alive...

[@fanciestslayer8375]

I think it's funny that I sent the large long cat and Michael managed to end up with it.

[@fanciestslayer8375]

And at first they thought it was drugs.

[@TiagoRodrigues-oz4qs]

I love how the holiday unbox got release IN JANUARY!

[@nefariou5]

2:39 michael raises an interesting point, whats stop stop people sending in things with hidden airtags to find out where the parcels end up?

[@YellOw_.]

I LOVE THESE VIDEOS , sad day to see them stopping for awhile

[@theskribblesiblings5778]

By now I'm convinced Raycon and Offline TV are just best friends who text each other before each video.

[@TheEllaDarling]

I love how many times during the video John pretended like he hadn't just done something scuffed

[@christelle8693]

best part of the vid was michael and lily roleplaying 🤣 they're so wholesome

[@KINGY9]

I’ve loved watching your content for a long time now thanks for everything

[@apollo2744]

lily did say in the end if they do another unboxing theres going to be a pivot (twist)

[@CaptainPlayz-jj9dr]

Thank you for making this video! Appreciate it so much!

[@sckovo2943]

This is the most chill OTV unoboxing vid so far

[@ijlayugan4149]

The Lily and Michael fighting antics are edited with way more effort that it deserves

[@ifonlyyouknew]

Sad to see this series go, but I am excited to see the new things they come out with!

[@kosshark]

loved the video from the patreon :)))

[@laurenjerny9148]

pog

[@03cliff]

pog

[@HippieMoshpit]

Lily: Any last words? Michael: Remember when crazy frog said BING BING I'm dead

[@V12bsy]

noooo, not the last unboxing 😭 these are always so interesting

[@bonniethegamer9952]

i always loved watching these unboxings

[@xuyingpan8793]

John needing to throw away trash: Where’s our graveyard? Also John:* Throws it at Yvonne*

[@charlestoriola8707]

I found OffineTV through an unboxing 3 years ago. Never stop😭

[@Everythingbutcarp]

2:45 John: “Where’s our graveyard?” *lands on Yvonne*

[@xanderreade]

Everyone so used to Michael and Lily being crazy 😂

[@TheAlvinMamba]

I will always love all of OTV unboxing vids ❤️.

[@vi.v]

toast inspecting and almost taking jodi's slippers is so funny, probably my favourite part of the video

[@HeyItsMeIzzyLOL]

I’m going to miss the unboxing videos sm, I can’t wait to see future videos, love yall🫶🏽

[@kevo180]

thank god i got an ad off the bat anywho since it will be your last unboxing i’ll watch this in another couple of years cause these are my favorite yearly videos

[@akshatsingal2644]

The Patronis Send their regards.

[@sourcream3277]

one of my favourite series of offlinetv are the unboxings -- I watched all the videos several times because they give such a chill vibe; hope they come back again!

[@half_chub]

“remember when crazy frog said bing bing” i want whatever michael is on at all times

[@karsata]

Toast trying to steal Jodi's slippers was the funniest moment of this video lol

[@murphyslaw5272]

i cant wait to see more dwayne content in the near future