Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow : Children & Christmas

[@berniibyles6513]

The gliding is a special talent. I've never been so pleased with myself😹😹

[@73sloane]

+bernii byles I'm a glider. I feel very special.

[@kellysong2256]

I think wrapping gifts in general is a special talent! 😂 Not one I have, sadly

[@Kitkatlol14]

OMFG HOW DOES THIS GUY MAKE ME LAUGH SO MUCH?! Just everything he says is so relatable and true it's hilarious...anyone else?

[@ginamoncada78]

Same!! I havent laughed like this is a LONG time!! I have kids ad OMG everything he says is SO true!! LOL

[@Kitkatlol14]

Gina Moncada Ahahah I don't have kids because I'm 16 xD But I have a niece who I'm super close to and cousins I'm close to and I can totally see where he's coming from. Plus I remember being like this when I was a kid xD

[@emilyorourke5306]

I love him he's my favourite comedian I constantly watch his comedy roadshow on netflix haha x

[@Kitkatlol14]

Emily O'Rourke Omg I used to do that!! Don't have netflix anymore though:9

[@emilyorourke5306]

He's awesome hehe I loved the one where he'son stage trying to sing fairtytail of new york then he starts singing with pixie lott x

[@gracedee5948]

How is he so accurate about everything he says 😂😂

[@thewitchsfamiliar]

Grace Dee Because he's telling the truth of life 😂😂

[@lindsaye584]

I could not stop laughing. THE GLIDERS. And the whole YOU HAVE NO IDEA about life with children. Showed this to my husband because we're thinking about starting a family soon and he just replied. Nope. Not ready. And bust out laughing. This man is a gem!

[@gardenjoy5223]

9 Years have passed. Did you DARE start a family? Or were you permanently put off?

[@BoudiccaPLG]

He makes us laugh because he talks about real life but shows us the ridiculous side of what we do. Also he has this childlike cute thing going on from the way he talks,walks. He reminds us of kids.

[@EzraDair]

This guys is fantastic ! he can make the simple little things in our life matter when it comes to fun , no need to be offensive or intense or over-sexual !

[@NateSean]

His bit about children makes me love him even more, because he's a parent with a successful career, doing what he obviously loves doing. How many parents (IE, mine) out there use their kids as an excuse, openly blaming their children, when things don't work out for them?

[@lelahansen645]

This guy is so funny because 100% of the stuff he is saying is absolutely true! Love it!

[@kirstymcinnes5951]

I love how he can turn a really unfunny and normal life situation hilarious

[@melliepp]

Kirsty McInnes like going out the house 😂

[@sandywitecki1231]

OMG he is so funny! loved it! Bless you Micheal MCIntyre!

[@williamwoods477]

a b4 e

[@sandywitecki1231]

Isn't he funny!

[@katrinaprice4278]

I love that you consistently use the term darling when referring to your wife and children. That is so beautiful.

[@sfoster.23]

I love Michael McIntyre and I love his child impression

[@85Aheadstix]

As long as British humour exists American humour will never have a chance. keep up the good work UK.

[@klikbate8916]

I mean... American humor can be funny...it's so *fake* though. But it can be good

[@denisemac7483]

Hilerious i have never laughed so hard. The gliding the zip is priceless. You really do need to have kids to get this !!

[@scribe56]

He's so funny. So sweet. Love the bit about leaving the house.

[@amybecca6326]

He is so funny! He can easily turn normal, unfunny situations into hilarious comedy sketches

[@MrJCMG]

This never gets old...

[@TheGav67]

I love the laughter this man gives to the world.

[@freedomseaker1]

I just about pissed my self when he was talking about the kids, Just goes to show that comedy does NOT have to have the Fbomb every other word!

[@samuelholmes3696]

His impression of the scissors is hilarious, especially the "Find a way in, dickhead!" bit!

[@deffdefying4803]

*_KSHHH!_* _unroll, unroll~_ *_KSHHH!_*

[@MrCharlieBananas]

Love the way he gets into your intimate and personal self.

[@sallygraves6406]

I don't have kids but I still almost cried from laughing! Probably coz I did this when. Was a kid

[@woooster17]

Sally Graves Do you have kids yet.. gets even funnier when you have :)

[@theresa-hy7fu]

He is soooo hillarious! i cried during this

[@lilyalmond2762]

You don't know how much I am laughing right now lol

[@maddieck1999]

I think we do ahah😂

[@biddyobarns6484]

That is so utterly true! the minute the smoke clears at halloween, we're off! 😂

[@Katie80-501]

I'm a glider and a ribbon curler...I have never been so proud!

[@mickyalberta3484]

Michael, you WONDERFUL man!

[@eirhnhhahas]

he has a great sense of humor!!!!best stand up comedian ever!i really admire him!!!

[@brycat8033]

My mouth muscles always ache from laughing and smiling the whole time I watch him from about the first second

[@brucen9062]

Just amazing facts of life via comedy.

[@caitlindoyle43]

Omg he is so funny! The voices he makes for his kids is hilarious and the the 2 in the morning thing!!! 😂 😂 😂 😂

[@ifandafydd7432]

I simply had to watch this after bonfire night last night, after the big finale of all the BOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOM and the smoke clearing..

[@SirBrian544]

he's just the best hahaha

[@MrSocks118]

That car bit gets me everytime! :L so funny!!

[@MrsButtercup26]

I can watch this a million times and still find it so funny ;)

[@sfoster.23]

Michaels child's voice is hilarious

[@TheHouseOfJokes]

Thank-you for the very great video. I am looking forward to looking at various more of your videos real soon.

[@rebeccacole3488]

He is so funny he makes me laugh every time I watch him on TV

[@zakilakhani688]

My favourite British comedian

[@libby6272]

god I remember when I went to Cornwall watching him and just bursting out laughing

[@BarelyABat]

whenever i hear michael mcintyre im always like *A QUEEN HAS ARRIVED*

[@berniceward8487]

i laughed so hard when he started talking about the kids with there head sticking out of the car window and them screaming get in ir is so funny go near to the end of this videop if you want to see it

[@luableah7615]

So relatable! USA here!

[@missbeautilicious2353]

I'm a glider😂😏✂️

[@doomkitty6627]

Same and I can do the ribbon thing 😏✂️🎀

[@deffdefying4803]

I can put a ruler on a piece of paper and rip that paper along the edge of the ruler. It's completely straight. I feel so accomplished after

[@gimja686]

+MissBeautilicious I thought everyone could glide and do the ribbon tbh

[@EnclosedPoolArea]

+MissBeautilicious teach us oh wise one.

[@keirawhite6993]

lORD PRAZE YOUR SOUL

[@georgiastride6345]

One of my favourite sketches

[@patriciaharman2212]

Michael is so hilarious.

[@tiajayne3935]

Love it when he does the first joke about women and christmas lol that always makes me laugh

[@momnahkhalil8613]

its cute how he describes his kids

[@deffdefying4803]

" *_PUT YOUR COAT ON._* " "I dun want tu."

[@tiffanychristinesmith3939]

11:56 "Where's Ozzie?!" "He's by the front door" "He's never been there in his LIFE!" 😂😂😂

[@TheAngieKoy]

OMG, I love this guy! Laugh at yourself people, it's invigorating!

[@ninjin7560]

Am I the only one who thinks he sounds like a grown up stewie

[@Kay-qe8fe]

hahaha

[@chantalpennington6050]

That's so funny. I hear it now

[@mrrhgamer]

Ninjin Lkhundev never noticed this before but not you have pointed it out I'll never be able to un hear it

[@ninjin7560]

MrRHGamer you're welcome :]

[@onesickrat]

Ninjin Lkhundev he does holy shit haha. It'll never leave me now. I will tell everyone

[@sapphire962]

parents logic: its 8am on a sunday..."I think i'll vacuum the house and cut the grass"

[@Maerahn]

That, sir, is 'cause their kids already woke them up at six and it's the only bit of 'free' time left in their week that they'll get to do that stuff!

[@sapphire962]

I beg to differ, sir?

[@Maerahn]

If I truly was a 'sir' my comment probably WOULDN'T be that true, but since I'm not... yep, I stand by it.

[@sapphire962]

you confuse me...btw my name has ette in it so sir isn't even valid

[@Maerahn]

But your name is 'dean' and you have a male profile picture.... so can I be confused now, please?

[@joyfielder4282]

Michael is just sooo funny....I'm in tears with laughter....

[@skilledscorpion9837]

This made me cry with laughter. Enough said.

[@lisamacintyre4278]

My stomach hurts from laughing 😂

[@saikristam8316]

Lisa MacIntyre whose doesn't

[@Xk8rsx]

My mum is a glider...she can do the ribbon thing aswell. Must be a mother thing.

[@littlecrazyweirdo9953]

Xk8rsx I started gliding when I was 6

[@grand2cak276]

This man is hilarious!

[@cadencegant3201]

You don't say?

[@BluBear2001]

I fucking lost it when all of Thier heads were out of the car at 80 mph 😂😂😂

[@Lotty27]

Love Michael M so funny and what a nice guy everything he says about children is so true lol

[@zooks3894]

one of his best. absolutely brilliant.

[@Dourdandepp]

Loved it,can't stop watching it.He'd be my favorite Comedian. .

[@erinmccarthy2163]

It's amazing how he talks about normal day things and make them absolutely hilarious. I now can't go to the dentist without thinking of akle akinkaka. He has made some things hilarious

[@anushaa8525]

This is amazing... everytime I watch this..I still lol as I did the first time 😂😂😂😂

[@jehansanzterre3956]

Happily single,childless,night-long sleeping,gifted glider.

[@kdreamland]

don't know about that absence of sex though

[@sjoerdbastiaan]

If you have a sense of humour and kids, you have to love it. Hilarious.

[@Suertsje]

tears XD omg, he's so funny!

[@astridbirgitteovern7662]

The scissor packaging problem was spot on!

[@JpNineteen82]

I like how he notices thing that happen. It's a rare talent.

[@catherinepm8290]

My god. I laughed so hard my stomach hurt!

[@ToAsTiZnIcE]

The christmas tree thing is literally my dad every year hahaha

[@theWhiteRabbbit]

This never fails to make me laugh no matter how many times I watch it :D

[@tyney6582]

his comedy shows are so hilarious I always die laughing and my pets look at me like im mad >•

[@graceritchie6942]

I'm a glider ✂️ and a ribbon curler 🎀 haha 😂

[@jacobhamilton20]

Oh :0

[@sandrinerousselle7393]

i am a glider and curler too lol

[@evestyhorapaylikson2509]

I love this guy! Cracks me up every time hahaha

[@ruths.5544]

"I wanna go to school" HAHAHAHAH YESS!!

[@ryantorque1245]

Such HD, Much appreciated

[@TheMatchingOddSocks]

I'm in stitches, the scissors

[@stu3003]

He's spot on about the "gliders" and how non-gliders try once a year! So true!

[@katiek3631]

I'm one of the very few people that cut wrapping paper by slicing it with a knife :')

[@sashagibbs9121]

My mum starts in august every year...😂

[@TheWhirrel]

360p,.......... we meet again.

[@peterwood-jenkins3634]

One Word Brilliant

[@williamwoods477]

One word, Brilliant

[@charliepippinpage1873]

I am a glider. And I can do the ribbon thing. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA peasants

[@Geordie_Boy01]

I start Christmas in September

[@evieproctor8713]

I start in June

[@1979mirza]

He is a great comedian

[@MDMAx]

the ending with ozzy made me burst into laughter :)

[@veganvocalist4782]

Awwww bet his kids are really cute and him too when he was little 🤗

[@Robbythegod]

Only middle class, English people can rely understand His humor. Bloody Hilarious! died laughing.

[@saucyfrippet9023]

trying not to choke from lack of breath hahaha

[@callumpenman5992]

Robert Lyness you know other people can understand him, like Scotland, wales, Ireland, everyone who can understand English....

[@yahikokurotama4351]

People from the Caribbean too, basically anyone that knows English and has a proper sense of humor

[@hynxei1634]

I'm Dutch though but I'm also laughing really hard at this

[@xashlyn1]

I couldn't breathe throughout the ENTIRE thing I was laughing to hard

[@rianna116]

Me too

[@createinspain]

Yay! I'm a glider :) Love this, so funny.

[@avalynch3353]

I'm a glider 😎😎😎😎😎

[@johnrichards7847]

i can somethime but not always like when people are looking i fail😢😢

[@daniellamaria5887]

+John Richards same

[@meistersam]

same and here i thought i´m good at nothing

[@jobtheglorious8446]

Same

[@Leila2023_]

i used to be a glider but i have lost the skill

[@mariavitalina4943]

My entire family are "Gliders" so I didn't even know that there was people who actually cut the paper!

[@blondeboi22]

Such a good storyteller

[@punkybrewstar83]

perfect- thanx for this :)

[@hannahcreambanana]

omg i laughed soo blooming hard...i am freaking crying

[@momnahkhalil8613]

the moterway bit is like my 2 lil bros { in pic } they both drive me and my mum crazy as hell

[@aimlesspassions1157]

Watching in the summer of 2018.

[@tktoast4140]

its so funny i had tears in my eyes 😂😂

[@oliverclarke9891]

Had to stop it by 3:12 before I got a stitch! How does he do it?!!!

[@Alex-el7yl]

Omg my stomach hurts so much this was so funny 😂😂😂😂