Compilation of Michael's Best Jokes About Shopping | Michael McIntyre

[@teresatv9209]

Took my dad to see him when he was in Australia not long before he died. He laughed so much that night. Thank you Michael, you made him laugh and continue to make me laugh with these videos.

[@jamied931]

For a second I thought you meant Michael died and I got upset but now Im less upset but also sorry

[@trapezoidbeauty]

♡♡♡

[@user-ez4ny5kd7x]

😂

[@pspicer777]

Teresa Tv TT, condolances to you and your family. May you find comfort in your memories of him.

[@stirlinghamilton7483]

@@user-ez4ny5kd7x why TF you laughing??? her dad died. That, is not funny, imagine if it was our dad.....

[@davedundee2350]

The way he presents the jokes using his whole body is just golden. His jokes are such relatable everyday things and problems as well. Hope i get to see him live one day!

[@alvallac2171]

*as well

[@davedundee2350]

alvallac21 Congrats dude, I hope you feel fulfilled.

[@runwader]

His delivery is spectacular

[@davidneraas750]

Michael McIntyre is in my opinion the best physical comedian the world has ever seen.😊

[@sugarnads]

David Neraas the comic messiah - Ministry of Silly Walks. NEXT.

[@minstrelofMir]

one of the best these days,,my favorite at the moment :-)

[@Alec30]

You ever heard of Lee Evans?

[@Jane-dd2zu]

David Neraas in mine to

[@Jane-dd2zu]

too*

[@Naza_44]

He takes your usual day to day activities and makes it funny as hell!

[@ixlnxs]

Yes! He knows how to make the most mundane activities seem bizarre and exhausting. Love him.

[@Overwijn01]

Does anyone ever think about the guy who’s doing the theater spot light? Michael doesn’t stand still for one second... 🙈😅

[@hammadnowshed6557]

Essie1978 True, how about the cameramen as well?

[@Overwijn01]

Hammad Nowshed hahaha, yes, that too! 😅

[@jessh6662]

Essie1978 It makes me happy how many people have watched this video today and how many people have seen this comment lmao

[@patrickwilliams6464]

He is wearing a transmitter so the spotlight is tracking his movements. Not a new technology.

[@TheDanc1nghawk]

It's two people. one in front and one on top.

[@evatarida]

Hahaha “the toe is in the toe section” hahahhaha

[@davedundee2350]

”Which is ideal. If they were back here i wouldn’t be buying them” 😂

[@evatarida]

David Westlund the sides are filled with the sides of my feet! 🤣

[@jordanjones7172]

Everything I wanted happened

[@crayolasun]

The sad part is, that area of a shoe is called the toebox.

[@RealSteel259]

This man represents everyday life in the most accurate, realistic and funny way of anyone I've ever met, seen or heard of.

[@mariacarter6954]

Shall never try shoes on again without bursting out laughing 😆😂😂😂😂😂 love love LOVE this genius 💓💋

[@sabahranks]

He’s bloody amazing thanks for the laugh I needed this after I’ve been crying all day

[@joeeeee256]

Hope you're feeling better! 😀

[@catherinekershaw]

I must admit that my cheek bones ache through laughing more than I have been recently. It's like I've rediscover to laugh again.

[@sophie3howl]

The shoe shopping is so accurate my cheeks are hurting as I laugh uncontrollably 🤣🤣🤣

[@Friendship1nmillion]

*NOT* accurate in My experience. Shoe store staff in Australia must be more trusting {of me}. 🤔🏬🥾🇦🇺

[@lydialee3_]

can’t wait to see him live one day! greatest comedian there is, honestly!

[@DanishAhmed3]

This is the best page ive ever subscribed to. Michael mcintyre is such a legendary comedian. Dont think i've ever NOT laughed on any of his videos

[@shantelle1440]

😂😂😂😂 He has me in stitches. Argos catalogue joke too funny. Bit about boarding pass is so true 🤣🤣🤣

[@carilee49]

He should get an award for Best Comedian of The World!

[@eithne.g]

Michael has the best ‘I’m seeing if they fit walk’

[@moresopho7723]

I have to like every single clip of this brilliant man. And I got the impression that he has the ability to turn everything he seen into a joke.

[@shaya9745]

"let me push them with my thumb for no reason at all" oh Micheal 😂😂😂

[@Camilla550]

When I shopping in Aldi once I heard a woman on the phone say, “Sorry I’ve got to go Barbara I’m just picking up some things in Waitrose, I’ll call you back.” 🤭🤭🤭

[@xsophiegoodmanx3529]

4:44 That spotlight needs a pay rise 😂💰

[@mockingjenn6600]

x Sophie Goodman x it's not operated manually, micheal is wearing a thing that whenever he goes the spotlight just follows him just like drones.

[@Jedi_Spartan]

"It's the Waitrose Posh Push!"

[@abdulrob9456]

Jedi Spartan 38 “FhaAaK Ooff!” 😂😂😂

[@LynneR6]

I looked at this sketch on KZbin - it appears they censored this (he says ‘off you go.’ Not nearly as funny 🙄

[@DragonLuver44]

Omg! My husband does the suit and I do the shoes!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ixlnxs]

See? It's a sign. You were made for each other.

[@anaschulz8084]

Never get tired of your comedy Michael!

[@Moving_Forward247]

He is really funny I mean I laughed out loud and man laughter is so good for the body!

[@DixysStorytimeWorld]

By far the best Standup Comedian ever!!!!

[@slowdtunez2438]

I feel bad for people who haven't seen this man

[@OccyDaBoss]

yes same

[@wayne20uk]

Not a nice thing to say about blind people, its not their faults..

[@black__bread]

@@wayne20uk Better than any joke this plamff has made

[@rrosenlum]

I just discovered him. He is hilarious!

[@wayne20uk]

@@rrosenlum was he hiding by the bins again?

[@RG-ja34sep]

He’s so right about “hoovering” yourself. Michael is the best!

[@DevonIsMad]

What is hoovering?

[@Samuel-st7qk]

Forever the best comedian in my opinion!!

[@showmikhossain205]

Comedic gold this man

[@LaSnob711]

I'm not getting on it 😂😂😂 Perfect! My thoughs exactly!

[@shivsnorman]

Michael is such a great mover he should be on Strictly Come Dancing!

[@traingle_mess]

I would love to see Michael on Strictly!

[@LaurenHulton]

I'm definitely that Aldi shopper in the bush

[@PaulaJoW]

He is hilarious! One of the few that I laugh out loud at.

[@hp6292]

People disliking the video have no sense of humour

[@lindsayboullin9664]

That is the most true thing I have heard all day

[@Hasan...]

Just like the lady at the Duty Free shop at Airport

[@rachelrooney6210]

I think they probably don't understand the jokes but they're like "I'm never wrong he's not funny" 😂

[@iamjustjudy]

I love that British people call vacuums Hoovers! Michael is awesome- so very funny!

[@colettevanderpark8420]

They also call highways motorway lol

[@Elizabeth-nl5ui]

We call them vacuums too.

[@jaclynrichmond1049]

I thought he was referring to the brand, didn't realize they call vacuums hoovers

[@kathrynhobbs8874]

@@colettevanderpark8420neither name has any logic to it; some of your highways must be on low lying ground, whilst motorway indicates you cannot use it without using a motor. For instance not whilst riding or driving a horse or pushbike. One person was recently arrested for using the motorway while riding on an electric scooter, but that was because he was foreign and on the wrong carriageway, and therefore going the wrong way on the hard shoulder. All the cars hurtling toward him should have been a clue but 🤨

[@BodyTrust]

COMIC GENIUS. No one can touch British humor!

[@vicswift2439]

3:59 TRAYS AND DIALS hahahaha Michael is so funny and a real credit to the comedy scene

[@R.Byleth]

I never imagined someone impersonating a hoover could be so funny😂

[@renae1866]

Watching his videos is now a day activity as trying to laugh silently at 1am as to not wake the whole house is difficult

[@elainehillberger43]

I feel grateful to have discovered MM😅 Quality KZbin time anytime anyday!

[@snowbeau4201]

I’ve gone into a continuous play of these videos one after the other and I can’t stop... I don’t want to stop, I’ll just stay forever... or until I’ve run out..

[@MystiqueHorizon]

"It's got TRAYS AND DIALS!!, I love trays and dials!" 😂😂😂

[@radar3745]

Him saying you will never recreate trying on shoes in a shop Also him literally recreating it on stage as he is saying no one will ever do it 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@SeanieVoiceOver]

I don't care what these woke cool kid comedians think of me, I don't mind openly saying that Michael is a master of observational comedy and a great performer and I like him very much, THERE!

[@AysahSpades]

Lol no one would disagree with you bruh

[@dropbearkellyevehammond4446]

So bloody relatable and hilarious. I HATE ppl who don't put their trolleys back 🤬

[@vy5488]

I am amazed at his capability on hitting those high notes!!!😂😂😂

[@SteelTreeGone]

Mickle makes me laugh always, he’s so funny, and what he talks about is so true, buying shoes was so funny, and it’s true what he was saying funny

[@karynmarden6293]

Next time I push someone I'm gonna do the Waitrose posh push. 😂😂

[@sxyngel]

omfg. this has got to be one of the funniest skits ever done...........

[@sfoster4874]

YES!!!!!!! Especially loved the bit about the Boarding Pass : ))))))))))))))))))))))))

[@Mushroom321-]

The mirrors to give you a different angle !! 😅 So true !!

[@lourie_01]

This is so true. We all do those weird poses like were on a runway inside the changing room.

[@melisaboughey7515]

Oh god... I’ve not watched him since my son had a phase in 2010.... I’ve watched this just and it was resonation city!! Hahahaha... esp the hoover & shopping gags! Very funny... must be great to laugh at yourself whilst getting paid to do so 😂

[@franceslaw8993]

Love the way he refers to a vacuum cleaner as a Hoover no matter the brand. 🤣🤣 A very funny man.

[@jayATUK]

Isn't that what everyone does? I don't remember having heard anyone call a hoover vacuum in the UK

[@franceslaw8993]

You just heard MM do it in the skit! Even here in Australia they still did the same for a long time after the war. I’d say you are too young to remember except that MM used it! LOL!

[@sapphire7424]

Do the hoovering, use cellotape and blu-tac, jif the bath. Can you tell where I'm from 🤣

[@franceslaw8993]

@@sapphire7424 If it wasn’t for the hoovering I’d say Australia because we use Jif, cellotape and bluetack.

[@sapphire7424]

@@franceslaw8993 you are us on a sunny day 😍

[@vidsbyme2590]

When Aldi's opened in my State they had to have an employee stand by the carts with quarters and explain how to get a cart and return it. Americans just could not figure out how to unhook the cart then when told they thought they wondered how long the quarter would last as if it was a parking meter. I laughed so much.

[@patriciatownsend-zales2359]

That was a perfect way to end the video! Lol

[@Xeroph-5]

"I'm not getting on it." I need to do this more

[@sandracastle42]

He is so hilarious on stage. I wonder if he and his wife are as funny in their real life as he makes them sound on stage.

[@TheCaulfield1]

At the beginning when he talked about trying on a suit and doing that freeky moving about and then going into a business meeting doing just that....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I just love this guy!!

[@alvallac2171]

*freaky

[@Mushroom321-]

The only time I've ever seen Michael so still,... 😂 Just because he does the impersonation of someone touching their toes while they're trying on shoes. It's like when I talk, I pace too. I understand.. 😁 The guy must get his arm exercise that does the spotlight 🤣

[@petermathewvanaardt74]

the best there is anywhere. None can touch his intelligent wit. Down with malaria in west Africa and still had good laugh

[@izro1436]

Mathew Peter Hope you’re better soon :)

[@petermathewvanaardt74]

@@izro1436 Thank you! Working on it with Chinese meds that are much better than any western meds.

[@sjappie5034]

Are you well yet?

[@petermathewvanaardt74]

@@sjappie5034 all good thank you for asking! :)

[@prettyinpinky5937]

Mathew Peter I’m literally like are you still alive...Chinese medicine and what not🙈 I live in SA by the way so not Western, just not very hippy dippy

[@arlenerogers8605]

Brilliant comedian. So talented as a stand-up and MC. Is there anything he can't do. .

[@tammymeads5486]

So early. Love Michael. Hope he’s coming to Manchester soon

[@jugular911]

He's not coming there any time soon

[@PH_1964]

He's like a human animation if you know what I mean? 🤣🤣🤣

[@slsamg8223]

The hoover part is genius and so true

[@janey6921]

Del Boy Trotter does the suit thing 😂

[@-elysiabrown3760]

*didn't think i was gonna be this early, but here i am*

[@Mad9977]

lol i can so relate to these 😂

[@barbaramccafferty783]

He is my number one for sure absolutely hilarious

[@maxbufton7955]

Imagine signing up for the spotlight job, thinking you won’t have to doing anything and then having to spotlight Micheal

[@alvallac2171]

*Michael

[@peppasaltzman4181]

Hahaha 😂😂 awesome

[@davidwussah4312]

Lol I hover myself every time😄😄😄

[@michelleyouens6343]

U no what a brilliant night out this would b going to see Micheal live u would talk about how funny he is for years he just doubles me up with laughter 🤣❤️

[@wenchekarlskov1423]

The world's best comedian😂🌹

[@paulineaird5040]

Absolutely hilarious!🤣🤣

[@SceneArtisan]

Michael,.. what are your views on: Post offices? Banks? Health Spas? Lying? Getting laid? Ordering a beer? Getting married? Divorce? Going to the vets? Christmas pudding? Getting fired? :)

[@RonettePick]

Give him a minute and he'll do those too ... and some more we haven't thought of.

[@tiffanylowles552]

Kris A I’m sure he’ll even come up with something on favorite spices like cinnamon, nutmeg, basil, parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme

[@sneezywheezy1473]

@@tiffanylowles552 he already has done a sketch on such matters lol.

[@tiffanylowles552]

@@sneezywheezy1473 you do realize that I posted this 8 months ago... and yes I did see his Chinese Five spice

[@pianomanwithapianoplan504]

@@tiffanylowles552 my name is fIvE SPicE

[@debbydhill]

Wish he would come to other parts of the US instead of just NYC

[@susankeeley1733]

Absolutely brilliant.

[@phillipecook3227]

" I like these shoes. I'll take two of them" : )

[@miscellaneousbox848]

Kids become dress up dolls as soon as they walk into a clothing store with their mom

[@prettyinpinky5937]

Uno Reverse Card they do? I have a toddler and no idea what you mean

[@miscellaneousbox848]

@@prettyinpinky5937 I know from personal experience, as whenever my mom saw I needed new clothes she went overboard. Also I like you name

[@pulltheotherone5035]

Acca accita is getting us thru all this virus crap 😅🤣😅🤣😂😂😂

[@bridgetbonds5169]

He is so hilarious and and amazing

[@houndandhandbag]

We had somethong in Canada similar to Argos. And yes, those pick up rooms are really that bad. Love Michael's take on wveryday things!

[@clarencetaylor7455]

That stage is a lot larger than I thought

[@8innings]

Are u serious?

[@EllaLioness-to6ve]

The toe is on the toe section Lol. Funny chap 😂😂😂

[@DrDremur]

Honestly the shoe thing is true it's like I forget to walk normally. You gotta do the burst run down the aisle too.

[@rosiesmith4649]

I LOVE THIS HAHAHAHA! SO FUNNY! 😂💓😂💓

[@shananalexander9789]

I have said this before but my daughter and son in law moved to England and they have been trying every since to try to get tickets to see Michael and they have had no luck because he is so popular he sells out too fast. My daughter’s name is Sarah. I texted her about the joke he did about the names and she told me he was already her favorite comedian and she wanted to go see him. I think he is adorable.

[@valentino-yv4vw]

gotta watch this for my english class and make a compilation of his jokes

[@marydifiore]

I love ❤ him. He’s hilarious!

[@seanf12012]

Really funny bloke.

[@coreyday1775]

is it just me or does he make the hunger games whistle noise in the hoover part😂😂

[@johncapewell7520]

My OCD would not allow me to hoover in a random spot 😂

[@understandingthetimes4544]

Love him !

[@ameliacrane2881]

actually died at 7:43 🤣🤣🤣

[@Jane-dd2zu]

still my families favourite of all time

[@alvallac2171]

*family's (possessive) families = plural

[@gilmourishgilmourish6205]

I love his smile

[@Lavenderperidot2024]

I'm not getting on it! That is very funny Michael, I would have had a giggle at that

[@pippijane20]

The fridges and oven trays

[@floatingaround3738]

'it's the waitrose posh push'

[@maison6667]

SOOO amazinngggg!!!!!!