S/o to Samantha for standing up for damo, truly a kind soul
@SlightlyUnsalted Жыл бұрын
I’ve always thought what a gracious host she is that she’s insisting that Damo sit back and enjoy their home
@wherefancytakesme8 ай бұрын
Also she doesn't let Darren mooch off her. Good to know they set boundaries.
@maxmoefoetwo8 жыл бұрын
I feel so bad for him :C
@Renamod8 жыл бұрын
I was laughing so hard I angered a neighboring magpie and it swooped me.
@openproductions77338 жыл бұрын
I'm suprised that their isn't a shit ton of comments fan boying over you.
@Breeze984358 жыл бұрын
yeah darren is hectic
@rileygoodwin31658 жыл бұрын
Yeah max i agree its fucked over here😂
@StepmaniaFreek8 жыл бұрын
anal beads
@ManicallyMetal Жыл бұрын
I love how Darren is taking up the whole couch while damo is sitting in a kitchen chair 😂
@UndeadPasta Жыл бұрын
There's even enough space for Damo to sit on the end but you know it would piss Darren off if he tried
@KildareGaming8 жыл бұрын
This cartoon is more real than people think. This is legit Australian lifestyle.
@Barncore8 жыл бұрын
We're not all like that lol
@lucascastle72258 жыл бұрын
+NickB33 yes we are, just admit it.
@porksauce34658 жыл бұрын
100% accurate magpie representation
@danzoil8 жыл бұрын
Typical One Nation voter household.
@MotiveToKill8 жыл бұрын
Maybe for scumfucks
@thewyntersloth72758 жыл бұрын
"It hit me head, my head hurts" definition of a magpie swoop
@tristanbackup25365 жыл бұрын
Lucky he is wearing that hat or he'll have nasty head scars. 😂
@Glitch_in_the_Matrix5 жыл бұрын
Never see em coming
@missionpupa5 жыл бұрын
@@Glitch_in_the_Matrix They only attack from the back, if you make eye contact they back off.
@afrigginawesome4 жыл бұрын
@Paulie these birds are a real fucking thing??? (I'm American)
@Mentally_Will4 жыл бұрын
@Paulie And here I thought that the "all the animals in Australia are out to kill you" thing was only out in the rural areas.
@iwannadie71887 жыл бұрын
I love how people don't think this is realistic but it actually fekin is
@cloud91814 жыл бұрын
Yep
@kangacrew5404 жыл бұрын
True.mates hurt and yeah ill take ya to the hospital. These guys are so typical of guys who feed off each other but don't care how they are. Great Satire.
@maxwells26023 жыл бұрын
Crack heads exists all over the world, not just in Australia.
@Wojtek_-oz4mt3 жыл бұрын
You must live in a really shitty area.
@DriectorFred7733 жыл бұрын
Farkin. Fekin is New Zealand.
@WestPictures8 жыл бұрын
This documentary really shows how dangerous the fauna of Australia is in a subtle and meaningful way. Thank you for bringing this to my attention, Michael.
@TheOneWhoMightBe6 жыл бұрын
The Magpie is Australias' apex predator.
@rockycheng79293 жыл бұрын
nojeoknaronmate, justaeydambfaknbird
@angloausie87592 жыл бұрын
I prefer nature to what the Australians have become in recent years
@legion85858 жыл бұрын
foight me.
@dacho7074 жыл бұрын
foit me can'
@Simracer19908 жыл бұрын
Fuck. Saddest thing is seeing a bogan Mum in Westfield a few minutes ago and she sounded exactly like the mum in this.
@mysuperblog8 жыл бұрын
im at westfield now, see a fat bogan woman in leggings haha.
@bikinipuncake7248 жыл бұрын
+Andre wtf!
@mysuperblog8 жыл бұрын
Bejamin Parker yeah same thing. Hahaha, yeah, it's mating season for birds now, magpies will fuck you up. When you're a kid lotta kid over here use to walk around with ice cream containers on their head with eye's drawn on back.
@randala.aabergmd19618 жыл бұрын
speak english!!!
@miridian20128 жыл бұрын
Im fairly sure thats not the mum ... its the missus
@big_manny4 жыл бұрын
damo seems like the kinda guy who'd actually be living a pretty good life if he wasn't hanging around Darren all the time but he's too weak to leave him
@phillylove72903 жыл бұрын
Co-depandacy is a hell of a drug
@josheaster15472 жыл бұрын
i dont see it at all
@angloausie87592 жыл бұрын
its called meth, everyone in Elizabeth does it lol
@boyo79182 жыл бұрын
The classic beavis and butthead relationship
@AngloSupreme Жыл бұрын
Nah. He's a waster too.
@choppercam28068 жыл бұрын
Has Damo been slowly dying as the series gone on cause he gets pailer every episode
@ChaosBW6 жыл бұрын
And in this episode his one arm is more gross
@gg.41785 жыл бұрын
Well he looks like your average crackhead.
@Irreverent_bob5 жыл бұрын
Chopper Cam I don’t think slowly is the right word. Looks like he’s been dead for quite some time.
@BANE6165 жыл бұрын
He's fine!
@hannahcarolan25215 жыл бұрын
His nipples also get bigger every episode
@FlickMyBeann6 жыл бұрын
wadiyatalkinabeet
@irieeyes125 жыл бұрын
Sas mate
@youcandoit74945 жыл бұрын
You fucken druggo
@andale_andale4 жыл бұрын
Hello friends
@danbitangilayi16984 жыл бұрын
Sas maate
@STITCHWA4 жыл бұрын
@@andale_andale fuck off Clarence
@Africandave8 жыл бұрын
They aren't real strayans if they haven't been through a swoopin' season.
@lucascastle72258 жыл бұрын
+Tacogrenade then ur not a true aussie
@basedbattledroid35075 жыл бұрын
They didn't even leave the house with ice cream buckets on their head, bunch of dumb cunts.
@galacticgang74744 жыл бұрын
Superstrayan
@doomi_nukem4 жыл бұрын
They're drunk
@amandavivian15444 жыл бұрын
@GazB no drop beaars
@JacobVonRoker4 жыл бұрын
i wanna see an alternate timeline where these two look healthy and happy
@tristanfulford55622 жыл бұрын
I don't
@Swukelz2 жыл бұрын
Damo and Darren from Melbourne timeline
@abdulkahmed7684 Жыл бұрын
haha, northern shores deadline
@wordreet Жыл бұрын
You do realize just how boring that would be don't you? No swearing, no magpies, nothing . . .
@videogames344 Жыл бұрын
@@wordreetThere’d be swearing and magpies, but they’d also go to the hospital earlier.
@kahuna12473 жыл бұрын
Always wanted to know what Samantha looked like when referenced in episode 1. Was not disappointed! Extra points for the crying baby in the background when the door opens!
@potestasl68078 жыл бұрын
magpie is by far the most likeable character
@rasverixxyleighraq15096 жыл бұрын
Potestas L Mum, the sundae looks like lasr week's diarrhoea explosion
@bannedstorynoob6 жыл бұрын
damo is the best character hands down bro
@ZeliardFTW5 жыл бұрын
You never had a magpie swoop you lol ! Scary as heck! Unless you feed them then they can be almost pets.
@angloausie87592 жыл бұрын
these degenerates make me want to immigrate
@TunnelVisionAthletic8 жыл бұрын
The Aussie version of Beavis and Butthead
@bobcranberries58535 жыл бұрын
This American agrees with this statement
@arkinyte13 Жыл бұрын
Ironically these two are actually smarter then Bevis and Butthead.
@GrippinTheGauge2068 жыл бұрын
I shit my pants everytime another one of these comes out
@chrisevans51768 жыл бұрын
I know right, totally didn't expect it today holy shit, day made.
@VayliraKayvex8 жыл бұрын
way better than the big Lez Show saying they're gonna make something and doing it a year later...
@VayliraKayvex8 жыл бұрын
Fuck yes!!!
@tSp2898 жыл бұрын
You prob want to see a doctor about that mate.
@XGD7 жыл бұрын
Been a while since I last shit my pants
@Ohnonoki8 жыл бұрын
These should be made publicly available for any tourists. Let them get a feel for the country.
@darruler55828 жыл бұрын
Should team up with the big lez show
@Collectork1k138 жыл бұрын
They're different though but I could see it happening
@mitch3llcox2618 жыл бұрын
+kevin castellanos fuck yes
@Endi78 жыл бұрын
Fucken Oath
@Humanities_Extinction8 жыл бұрын
YES
@Sanchyboi8 жыл бұрын
yeeees and take twice as long for eps to come out
@TheMaskedNeko8 жыл бұрын
It's fucking hilarious how accurate this really is, you think spiders and crocs are the problem here nah it's fucking magpies
@Tazza818 жыл бұрын
Yeah, hate em bloody magpies and those fucking plovers as well!
@billyjohnson59098 жыл бұрын
+Alistair Bushby preach. Plovers are worse
@notavailable78308 жыл бұрын
FUCK plovers. not only do they swoop ya and sound annoying like EHEHHHHEHEEHEEHEHHHE they make me dog go off and destroy everything in sight
@tammuzfaaoso40467 жыл бұрын
SJRocky my friends dad had work and he had to carry a 10 litre Jug of Water on his head up a hill and there was about 20 -30 plovers after he had work that day he went back with a shovel and kill like 20 untill they backed off. And The same friend was getting swooped and he was on his way to school 3 ganged up on him 1 went at him ended up snappings it neck hitting the School Bag and the plovers though it he killed it anyway it was twitching
@wj11jam787 жыл бұрын
Do you know what birds I DO like? Ibises. You guys maybe have had bad experiences with them, but no one I know has. They have pretty cool looking beaks if you imagine them as scythes. They just sort of walk around and eat the garbage off the street. Makes the area cleaner. They look kind of cute, too.
@TehOak8 жыл бұрын
This is amazing. You're a fuckin top bloke, Cusack. Straya as fuck.
@ViktorAdriaansens8 жыл бұрын
give me a E.Y.E.-five bro
@TheJesterInYellow8 жыл бұрын
at least damo's legs are ok
@mitchl68968 жыл бұрын
not "give me a "E.Y.E-five, bro-zouf" you fucked up
@ViktorAdriaansens8 жыл бұрын
Aw crap! So i did.
@MusKubium8 жыл бұрын
fucking jian magpies
@jimbles50718 ай бұрын
More Damo and Darren in 2024 pls.
@zettman22282 ай бұрын
You’re not gonna believe this
@jedediahmАй бұрын
Koala man on hulu
@Freako8 жыл бұрын
I really liked the Pokemon-esque music when he beat the Magpie.
@rasverixxyleighraq15096 жыл бұрын
Freako sorry I pooed
@NoHolllw6 жыл бұрын
Shoe bobs and vasoline
@ZeranZeran6 жыл бұрын
You beat Magpie! Damo received 3 ciggies
@ShannonBox858 жыл бұрын
This is an accurate description of what it's like to live in Australia, don't worry about the bloody snakes and spiders, its the fucking magpies you should be worried about.
@Revalopod8 жыл бұрын
That's true, once one of them bit me in the head mate, and you wouldn't believe it. Crikey, this little bugger had nibbed a hole roite thru me skull, me brains we pouring out everywhere like crazy. I couldn't bloody believe it!
@telemaster8 жыл бұрын
Was just wondering about Samantha the other day. As lovely as expected!
@jcmunoz46087 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure that Samantha character is my neighbour
@sineadcampbell51475 жыл бұрын
Good sort then?? Lol. You poor bugger, nobody should have to deal with her kind. ☣
@DylanODonnell8 жыл бұрын
Straya. Never forget your roots ay.
@ecclesiaflores4576 жыл бұрын
Aay
@trentthrasher55705 жыл бұрын
I always keep me root on me mate
@kirktaggart64915 жыл бұрын
Oath keint🤙🤙
@GamingHT8 жыл бұрын
Gotta love magpie season.
@hughfitzgibbon76618 жыл бұрын
I feel lucky to be alive when ever i get home
@joshstanton2676 жыл бұрын
+Ol' Bloody Chopper Mate fuck yeah I'm a kiwi and they are a menace and the fuckin cunts pick on kids.. wtf magpie!
@jacksonfromnzl73135 жыл бұрын
@@joshstanton267 there are magpies in nzl too Haha will only go for ya if your wearing jewelry, use to be funny taking the ex to the beach 😂
@Groaker8 жыл бұрын
You are a national treasure.
@toysouldier18 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie, if Samantha was real I would totally date her. Bitch has superhuman strength. Darren is one lucky guy, damn.
@Breeze984358 жыл бұрын
nah yeah nah yeah nah
@sassythesasquatch7627 жыл бұрын
Ruby Axe you fuckin drug addict
@emradford51736 жыл бұрын
Best comment 😂
@thethirteenthdoctor17166 жыл бұрын
Sassy The Sasquatch how's lezley mate
@SUNSPYtm6 жыл бұрын
What do you mean IF
@JVCKPOT8 жыл бұрын
This needs to be on adult swim
@TheUndeda2 жыл бұрын
Awww Darren actually cares bout his buddy. Top bloke he is.
@fetuswangslap01378 жыл бұрын
been watching you since your early stuff man, i live in america a very poor part of it, and it's so shocking how this resembles real people i deal with in my area. Glad to see you blew up like holy shit i had no idea
@freebooterluckless3 жыл бұрын
I can’t just KZbin search “Australian people” so thanks for giving me the content I wanted
@jacepalmier79415 жыл бұрын
"THERE'S YOR MONEY, YOU CUUUUUUUNT!"
@cookiecrumb34564 жыл бұрын
Please NEVER STOP making these BEAUTIFUL CARTOONS.
@krishthakkar85146 жыл бұрын
exactly two years ago today was when this video was uploaded, and still been waiting all this time for another one of these videos :( Edit: now 3 years
@jenjenroxmysox6 жыл бұрын
Krish Thakkar I don't think so cos everyone is so PC nowadays :(
@ThierryRocksTV5 жыл бұрын
Damo's face got smashed in though
@bluemistary8 жыл бұрын
These episodes are amazing. They just keep getting better and better.
@PTesh8 жыл бұрын
Awwwwwhhhh hell yeah!
@John-X3 жыл бұрын
Y'know, say wot u will abeet Darren, at least he risked his loif for Damo when it mattered most. I guess they really were friends in the end...
@davidlp30196 жыл бұрын
Please Michael Cusack! Make a 6th Darren and Damo you absolute legend :)
@marudoethiopia8 жыл бұрын
You guys have snakes, giant spiders and all sorts of marsupial monsters down under, but magpies are a daily concern?
@XyDz_X028 жыл бұрын
M8 we can't fucking fly, those cunts is vicious too
@samirnamdar77028 жыл бұрын
U'll never understand the struggle with crows that got cummed on come down and swoop u. It's scarier the crocodile mate
@23AbnormalDubstep8 жыл бұрын
Only during a certain season/month. Not all year round
@rebelpoxy8 жыл бұрын
Those are nothing compared to the rabid druggie bogans who roam freely, scream like the stupid cunts that they are and usually drive like crazy idiots on the road at the expense of other people's safety.
@PsyQoBoy8 жыл бұрын
You're pretty much playing Jumanji when you're living over here with us.
@Playboysmurf18 жыл бұрын
He still made him buy smokes.
@joshstanton2676 жыл бұрын
hahahaha for sure xD
@porkinator8634 жыл бұрын
Fucking spoilers!
@The1AndOnlyDannyBro8 жыл бұрын
The only thing more aussie is those little tomato sauce packets you get for your pies.
Where the fuvk was pizza mentioned apart from your comment?
@IIGrayfoxII7 жыл бұрын
Gotta love those squeezey packets of sauce. I remember reading an article on how america was confused by them as they dont get them.
@makexxwar6 жыл бұрын
Shadow Samurai Do you mean l something like a pot pie?
@kate-lynharvey39164 жыл бұрын
Still relevant in 2020 good shit
@2ogres1cup504 жыл бұрын
This is by far my favorite episode
@user-lf8ys7ow3u8 жыл бұрын
I have narrow stools which is a sign of colon cancer. But I'm happy because I like this show
@Cawshes5 жыл бұрын
This is the best thing I've seen in months
@MarxistMogger2 жыл бұрын
The voice of the politician is spot one
@Humanlink16 жыл бұрын
This is my sense of humour 100%. I love how the bird looks so insidiously evil. But that's how they are around March...
@FatalError5018 жыл бұрын
Will there be a Damo and Darren 6 ?
@SuperAwsomeFunLogan8 жыл бұрын
New Damo and Darren videos are like holidays.
@thewwefan578 жыл бұрын
This person has mastered the art of the disgusting and the disturbing
@MisterBones29108 жыл бұрын
Sexualobster's pretty good for that sort of thing too.
@rw29548 жыл бұрын
Watch some David Firth mate, shits fucked up.
@bobbyhill79482 жыл бұрын
You know this is probably the best ad for Australian travel that I’ve ever seen
@Chrom4Prez3 жыл бұрын
I'll never get over how gone Damo is
@SlightlyUnsalted Жыл бұрын
He’s the polite one 😂
@Smoer1 Жыл бұрын
I never knew about the existence of this show. This was my first episode. Loved it, lol.
@haydosmegins8 жыл бұрын
Sooo good to see Damo back in action.
@ZillyCatboi2 жыл бұрын
5 years later and the magpie is still plotting his revenge
@t.b.51155 ай бұрын
"THERE'S YOUR MONEY YOU CUUUUUUUNNNNNNNTTTT!"
@themineingmaster8 жыл бұрын
Please push this to be a tv show on netflix or something these are the best i've ever seen!.
@aintbeenhome21058 жыл бұрын
aight so its 5am, just got home, still gacked, had a few cones, but i swear this is literally the best thing i have ever watched. this is fantastic. michael, you are an absolute legend mate. as vigil said, straya as fuck.
@Zellthesick8 жыл бұрын
Dude you;re a champion. I wait all eternity for the next episode of this! please continue this forever!
@Technoplasm8 жыл бұрын
these videos are my life
@totallyme48613 жыл бұрын
Filmed in Rockingham WA. 100% true.
@dominicjohnson53527 ай бұрын
My god it is like someone is secretly videoing my life....
@SilvermaniaShow8 жыл бұрын
This is truly the "King of the Hill" of Australia.... mate.
@endlessdragon1435 жыл бұрын
I feel like Darren, damo and Darren's wife are the 3 brain cells basically in charge of my entire personality and thought process.
@SlightlyUnsalted Жыл бұрын
“Wife”? Don’t be so generous 😂
@everhopeful59634 жыл бұрын
I so love this stuff. Please make more. It is absolutely gold. Funny after multiple viewing
@gunnerajt46012 жыл бұрын
“Hit me head” pissed my self laughing 😂😂😂😂
@jwbartle7 жыл бұрын
The world needs more Australian springtime documentaries like this.
@n4veybaby8 жыл бұрын
this encompasses the true terror of being swooped at by a magpie
@cameronrukka30874 жыл бұрын
I honestly would love to see a movie 🤣 I feel like I can't get enough of this show.
@maorismurfnz4 жыл бұрын
The screaming kids in the background 😂😂😂
@redeyes17758 жыл бұрын
FINALLY! BEEN WAITING FOR TWO YEARS!
@RandellMonaghan4 жыл бұрын
I want more this show is awesome
@VoiceKulaka Жыл бұрын
"there's your money you cuUUUUUAAARGHNT!"
@violetm_7 жыл бұрын
Darren and Damo series is pure GOLD! :)
@oaoa3953 Жыл бұрын
I wish at least once a year he'd do another episode of these. I love all the other stuff he's done but these two are still my fave
@conaldthenotoriousmcpussyg98686 жыл бұрын
i love this style its like someone got really good at drawing and then reverted back to a child like style of drawing because its interesting.
@SetsunaKiryuKengan5 жыл бұрын
Bring back Damo & Darren mate. 2019
@biff56648 жыл бұрын
I love these! Hope there will be more! :P
@rlindstrom36 жыл бұрын
This video just changed my life
@SpectreManz2 жыл бұрын
This is the last episode because Damo died, probably
@abrahanrodriguez90036 жыл бұрын
I love the person who made this.
@MrMannerless5 жыл бұрын
I thought I clicked on a cartoon, not a documentary.
@Renner2k98 жыл бұрын
I love the diversity of themes of every episode.
@salokin30878 жыл бұрын
Legitimately terrifying.
@D3adWillaX7 жыл бұрын
Make this a TV show PLEASE! It's brilliant!
@AzraelsEntertainment8 жыл бұрын
I'm with you on the magpies mate. I had 4 attack me at a crux between their territories and come a millimeter or two from taking one of my eyes.
@BudleyBailey8 жыл бұрын
Shat AAAUUUUUUUUAAAAP
@waitwhat5643 жыл бұрын
This is a true depiction of Australia. I know because I'm Australian and live here. Don't come here. There is too many of you already. Stay where you are. Please!
@Crowley666Beast Жыл бұрын
so glad these guys are in koala man
@dicedoomkid4 жыл бұрын
This needs to return
@lol34648 жыл бұрын
Yeah nah yeah nah ye
@glazedgamer76618 жыл бұрын
*drags*
@trajcecvetkovski48458 жыл бұрын
Mike Nolan
@ShannonBox858 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah.
@texasrider4D55 жыл бұрын
Need more Damo and Darren. Lol peace everyone!!
@TobiasTheWolf4 жыл бұрын
I wonder how damo and Darren are handling the corona virus
@paradigm_sh1ft5328 жыл бұрын
These documentaries on the the greater western suburbs are fascinating.