The words "Meaningless and offensive at the same time" should be carved into Matt Hancock's headstone.
@maryfenton9582 жыл бұрын
Carved into his forehead, you mean Michael. Handoncock is thick as mince😣
@paulharrion33983 жыл бұрын
Matt Hancock is a good example of the mediocre rising to the top. All the charisma of a shopping basket. The most interesting thing about him is the fact he managed to juggle two relationships at the same time!
@blicknessraven2 жыл бұрын
The being able to juggle two relationships while being a mimsy twat is actually an amazing thing about him. The most interesting thing about him was that pink tie he rarely changed...
@annastracke85552 жыл бұрын
Mediocre- you are being too kind- he is a dim-wit
@lbukem42593 жыл бұрын
There is no diversity of thought, indeed there is no thought at all.
@ntandosekay3 жыл бұрын
I found this statement the most funny🤣
@LiveDonkeyDeadLion3 жыл бұрын
“How can you be meaningless and offensive at the same time?”
@thoughtfortheday78113 жыл бұрын
Try listening to Owen Jones for a few minutes, then you'll get it. 😀
@LiveDonkeyDeadLion3 жыл бұрын
@@thoughtfortheday7811 I do get it
@speleokeir3 жыл бұрын
Lots and lots of practice.
@R0swell51043 жыл бұрын
Being a tory helps enormously.
@cuttwice39053 жыл бұрын
We finally found his one skill in life.
@Jonnym293 жыл бұрын
Matt Hancock may have been completely useless but now that he's gone the Tories are going to need to find a new fall guy. I'm personally amazed by the number of people who still believe that the Tory Government are doing a good job.
@barbodjahed23993 жыл бұрын
Sajid Javid's spidey senses tingled
@LoriCiani3 жыл бұрын
Those poor souls are still clinging, to the illusion of a competent government keeping us safe because, if they let go, they will fall into the pit of despair that really, in the midst of a global pandemic, we have been governed by a bunch of empty headed, no clue, village idiots.
@jonsmith11623 жыл бұрын
It's not that we think they're doing a good job. It's that we know how shit Corbyn, Abbott and McDonnell would have been.
@annerigby44003 жыл бұрын
@@jonsmith1162 ah but you don't.... that's only what you're clinging to....
@jonsmith11623 жыл бұрын
@@annerigby4400 Not clinging. Corbyn was and still is a vile racist. Abbott would have destroyed the security of the country and McDonnell's marxist policies would have sent us back to the stone age. I'd have preferred the Lib Dems even to Labour. All three panties are utter tonk. But Labour in '17 and '19 were grim. Racist and dangerous.
@RandomHuman40223 жыл бұрын
He really was a hopeless flan.
@disavowalf33513 жыл бұрын
"Is"!! 😷💞
@Onkarr3 жыл бұрын
Part of the recruitment process 😉
@BearHunt20103 жыл бұрын
Yet oddly, not as bad as the new guy 🤷♀️🤷♀️ Who knew hell has a basement, in a basement, in a… You get the idea.
@kestrels-in-the-sky3 жыл бұрын
@@BearHunt2010 please continue I don’t understand
@wifflebat14 Жыл бұрын
So good watching this back a year later, having seen how well Kwasi Kwarteng got on in the cabinet and how popular Matt Hancock still is.
@andreashaynes33463 жыл бұрын
Bless you, Michael Spicer. The perfect way to round off the evening of 26th June!!! 🤣🤣🤣
@stormwatcher593 жыл бұрын
I'd like him to be heading to Ohio...for the donald trump rally this evening!
@laurabedford50953 жыл бұрын
Yes brilliant , if you cant laugh at this you would cry.
@georgelayton66413 жыл бұрын
Now get to work on trump's rally tonight!
@markcornwall81323 жыл бұрын
So Matt Hancock resigns. Give it 6 months and he will be back in a reshuffle.
@The-Wolf-with-no-name3 жыл бұрын
It will be Priti Patel all over
@Catholicdownunder1273 жыл бұрын
guy should be in prison
@Hustwick3 жыл бұрын
What's the idiot done now?
@tsgumi3 жыл бұрын
@@Hustwick broke covid rules by snogging some lady (who was not his wife or in his social bubble) it got caught on camera and the sun released the damming evidence yesterday and this was all during the time in the pandemic when you could get an £800 fine for hugging someone outside your bubble
@Hustwick3 жыл бұрын
@@tsgumi What a numpty. 🤦🏻♂️
@davidgenney33583 жыл бұрын
The old phrase that goes something along the lines of, better to remain silent and be thought of a fool than to speak and remove all doubt, is definitely applicable to Matt Hancock. I never realised how bad he was.
@teedubyabee233 жыл бұрын
It's been a joy watching Hancock's ever-receding hairline these last couple of years. Bald by Monday I reckon.
@Troll_the_Trolls3 жыл бұрын
A joy 😂
@robertedge41833 жыл бұрын
Javid By Monday, shame I was hoping for IDS as death secretary....
@grannydems50443 жыл бұрын
Major defence and security breach today; 50 pages of top secret, classified docs on Russia etc etc, shoved down the back of a rainy bus stop in Kent. Soggy mess, indeed 🤔
@BenjWarrant3 жыл бұрын
I grew up in a country where it was assumed - correctly - that Cabinet Ministers would have a degree of confidence and competence in everyday matters like speaking in public, being in command of the details of their portfolios, and keeping their affairs hidden - as well as making sure that the old boys' network was kept in the deep deep background. Those were the days. On second thoughts....
@2239jules3 жыл бұрын
Spot on friend. What indeed, is happening to the world? I blame reality TV. Everyone thinks they're starring in it now.
@paulkielty38003 жыл бұрын
@@2239jules what this is REALLY happening.
@brianmiles52373 жыл бұрын
@@robo3715 Yes mate, it's all his fault. The media is spot on about everything they accuse him of. If only he'd shut up so the government could get back to running everything.
@brianmiles52373 жыл бұрын
@@robo3715 Sarcasm. They only give him air time because it's easier to dupe individuals like yourself into hating a personality who becomes representative of one side of an argument rather then listen to said arguments from multiple sources. He's really not corrupt, evil etc as you think. Especially compared to the entirety of Westminster. He campaigned to leave the E.U, that's it. When you've got something as monstrous as TTIP that only got shelved because Trump was voted in, it's not so much out there as needed.
@brianmiles52373 жыл бұрын
@@robo3715 Yawn. Standard remainer fantasist reaction the minute anyone mentions TTIP. Can't think why ... Lol.
@movingpicutres993 жыл бұрын
Michael Spicer. Unique Genius. Much appreciated.
@angusmarch10663 жыл бұрын
"MOVE ON BEFORE YOU GET INTO ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR MUDDLES!"
@addie_is_me3 жыл бұрын
Too late. Lol
@eenavid3 жыл бұрын
you have to remember with all comedy ,its 3 mins only ,,anymore you have lost them ,,this is very funny ,but after 3 mins i wanted no more ,,tooo many eggs in this cake ,,,
@abs89543 жыл бұрын
Please, more of this 🤣🤣
@Freedom28283 жыл бұрын
Mate you are literally one of the most entertaining person on KZbin,, OMG can't stop laughing 🤣
@johnkavanagh3830 Жыл бұрын
Have you stopped yet?
@TheDevile1 Жыл бұрын
@@johnkavanagh3830he's dead.
@jennymacallan90713 жыл бұрын
"Oh God. This booklet is so white."😂😂😂😂😂😂
@juliewake45853 жыл бұрын
Dulux white colour chart!
@michelesaint16623 жыл бұрын
Only because of you, I am the rare American who screamed "MATT HANCOCK RESIGNED?!"
@bearfighting3 жыл бұрын
In a lot of respects this could play in his favour, so it’s not the progress it might appear to be I’m afraid.
@michelesaint16623 жыл бұрын
@@bearfighting I wondered! Look at Boris.
@The-Wolf-with-no-name3 жыл бұрын
You didn't need to SCREAM 'MATT HANCOCK RESIGNED?!' all you needed to scream was 'THE COCK RESIGNED?!'
@dm00653 жыл бұрын
Same here in Texas. Been following british politics since Brexit, I've found it's way less depressing than our own.
@michelesaint16623 жыл бұрын
@@dm0065 Agree, our pols have no shame! 😭
@iainwhiteley7863 жыл бұрын
"I'm going to take a break for a few minutes, to be sick" 😂😂
@annabibby91473 жыл бұрын
I’m going to miss him in a weird way, he’s a monumental cockwomble but his time in office has produced some comedy gold. Godspeed Wanksock - Westminster’s answer to Alan Partridge.
@hrushikeshj8810Ай бұрын
Cockwomble - thank you for adding this amazing new word to my dictionary
@Tbass173 жыл бұрын
“I’ve got my coffee” gave me nostalgia for 2019
@End-Result3 жыл бұрын
"Going to take a few minutes because I'm going to be ... sick" Aren't we all
@wolandox19573 жыл бұрын
Brilliant. "Meaningless and offensive at the same time."
@mypradasatthecleanerss3 жыл бұрын
When you’ve written ‘diversity of thought’ in a personal statement and only now just realised how it entered your head... Damn you Hancock.
@jomo9993 жыл бұрын
"Is this a list of Tory cabinet posts or a Dulux white colour chart?" lol
@49thorpe3 жыл бұрын
Loved that Dulux white reference !!
@corryjookit78183 жыл бұрын
Both, it saves money.
@tonylyons21503 жыл бұрын
That 10 Rillington Place line was priceless 👌
@TheStevenWhiting3 жыл бұрын
And for others that don't know its in reference to John Christie the serial killer.
@MissLondon.born.19653 жыл бұрын
My step dads great nan lived in Rillington place,watch the bloke being taken away.
@TheStevenWhiting3 жыл бұрын
@@MissLondon.born.1965 The mini series with Tim Roth as John is really good.
@MissLondon.born.19653 жыл бұрын
@@TheStevenWhiting Thank you 😊I will check it out
@frightbat2083 жыл бұрын
“Hopeless flan” 😂😂😂 “gibbering omelette”
@marknugent98513 жыл бұрын
"Dribble out of your wobbly mouth" LOL
@littlelioness42783 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@eunice81163 жыл бұрын
😂
@andysedgley3 жыл бұрын
Brilliant
@zuhaybraja68563 жыл бұрын
Gibbling Omelette hahahahaha 😆😆😆😆😆 @frightbat
@KamenKunchev3 жыл бұрын
The level of competence...
@richhudsonsmith3 жыл бұрын
The funniest The Room Next Door that I've ever seen was the one with the pumpkin. It is absolutely hilarious. Well done Michael 👏. Keep up the good work 💪
@kellykuk3 жыл бұрын
Good lord! That was incredibly quick of you to release this! 🤣 Somehow I'm not surprised!
@Bromley683 жыл бұрын
"Are the thing that it doing there" Majestic
@BOABModels3 жыл бұрын
Constantly impressed by your editing, Michael. Nice job. Not something I can say for Mr Hancock.
@edgeyt13 жыл бұрын
I wonder what CCTV images of Johnson’s activities have been saved for future use.
@sisuguillam51093 жыл бұрын
🤢 trying very hard not to picture that...
@ArnoldQMudskipper3 жыл бұрын
Nah, the S*n would just yuk it up: 'WAHAY, BONKIN BORIS DOES IT AGAIN! GET IN THERR MY SAN!
@sisuguillam51093 жыл бұрын
@@ArnoldQMudskipper but he just got married for the third time. In a catholic church. It could go both ways. And the Sun might do it- but will the Fail fo the same way?
@rrssrr1233 жыл бұрын
probably him and mr Cameron spit roasting a pig Petal.
@Fatspurios3 жыл бұрын
Putin probably has a whole Blockbusters worth. Allegedly.
@Junior_Kula3 жыл бұрын
It's good to be here watching this, yet I don't have a coffee still I think it is good to watch this.
@RankinMsP3 жыл бұрын
👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿🍾🍾🍾🍾🏆🏆🏆🏆 Branch manager of a PC World. 😂😂😂 Pure class. Quality.
@tayyubamukhtar68972 жыл бұрын
"You're somehow saying nothing...and you're saying it really slowly" 🤣🤣
@supamarx57823 жыл бұрын
Where would you like to finish Matt love? Hands, face, or space?
@lisadefries67183 жыл бұрын
Space? Yes No Yes No 😂
@smith57963 жыл бұрын
'Diversity of thought'. That is a new one.
@jacdimond3 жыл бұрын
I don't know what it means but I can't imagine there is any 'diversity of thought' in the cabinet
@ErwinPommel3 жыл бұрын
@@jacdimond Or indeed, thought.
@elloco19963 жыл бұрын
Matt Hancock will be sorely not missed.
@sabinedunne70403 жыл бұрын
You Never fail to entertain!!
@Crimsonyte213 жыл бұрын
Omg I'm always laughing when I watch your videos! Congrats on the 100k! Hope you get verified soon so you can grow even faster! What a comedic genius!
@jpckmt3 жыл бұрын
Brilliant to re-live these comedy moments! 👏
@blessall4ever3 жыл бұрын
Made my Sunday! ❤️ from India
@GrannyDryden6 ай бұрын
"Stay at home, protect the NHS and save lives.. Unless you're in the Isle of Wight." I nearly choked on my own spit when i heard that.
@kays.57143 жыл бұрын
I BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE
@Radagast-3 жыл бұрын
Dulux white colour chart!
@vanjamatic39725 ай бұрын
Still brilliant like a dimond ❤🎉😶🌫️
@B17tailgunner3 жыл бұрын
Thank you for this, really needed this laugh!
@bindybadgey3 жыл бұрын
Stay home, protect the NHS, save lives... Unless you're in the Isle of Wight...
@jaycievictory84613 жыл бұрын
No one likes the Isle of Wight. Apparently, no need to save lives there 😁
@maryfenton9582 жыл бұрын
Ha ha .... no words just laughter! Great!
@zaidshanan48823 жыл бұрын
FANTASTIC...!!!!
@grumpy97213 жыл бұрын
Matt Hancock, The Best (?) Of.
@nicholashill93023 жыл бұрын
Well it was quite short. His lovers brother works for the NHS. MMMM
@carolsymes64733 жыл бұрын
Knew this was coming!
@thoughtfortheday78113 жыл бұрын
Do you mean the video or the resignation? 😁
@kellykuk3 жыл бұрын
@@thoughtfortheday7811 Both! 🤣
@ratnadewis90113 жыл бұрын
Hahaha 🤣 🤣, you cheer me up on my Saturday night in Michael Spicer 👍👍😉
@MrBizteck3 жыл бұрын
Gibering omelette is my new go to insult.
@RiceNinja93 Жыл бұрын
These are amazing! Automatic good mood for the rest of today
@mikeharmer21443 жыл бұрын
I won’t repeat much of what has been said, Michael Spicer your videos are superb, and hey Matt has departed........today what a day. Omelette, flan, hopeless or otherwise what a Hancock..satire will miss him.
@helenwebster5373 жыл бұрын
“What a Hancock”😂😂😂😂😂😂
@mfuller10933 жыл бұрын
You gibbering omellet is now my fav insult. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@tertiarygaming78543 жыл бұрын
Yes, amazing as always.
@hopeplumb3223 жыл бұрын
“Are the thing that it doing there” is my favourite 🤣
@rubymclovely7473 жыл бұрын
good work. youve made this style your own and above all else bloody funny ;-)
@jojohn38653 жыл бұрын
The section on diversity is gold !
@danieljackson23223 жыл бұрын
Matt Hancock: hopeless and funny at the same time.
@annastracke85552 жыл бұрын
Michael Spicer, you saviour of sanity, thank you
@LeilaLamb3 жыл бұрын
Don’t let the door hit you on the way out, Matthew!
@charlyhammond52803 жыл бұрын
He will still be on backbenches with the anti lockdown crew
@sloth_bristol95043 жыл бұрын
I loved the bit with you being Hancock in his car (with his coffee) except the eyes didn't quite manage the scary, zombie stare ... but then who could get that right without being undead.
@olliefuture3 жыл бұрын
Excellent work , brilliant 👏
@ElementalWhispers3 жыл бұрын
"A 10 Rillington Place vibe" 😱🤣
@beckyanderson25043 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣 A great tonic for times such as these. Keep 'em coming
@Chris180Z3 жыл бұрын
Full of "beans" wasn't the word the Queen was thinking of.
@Troll_the_Trolls3 жыл бұрын
Shit haha
@roberthindle51463 жыл бұрын
Poor man
@Tonedefdom3 жыл бұрын
Hot air
@jamescoughlan81933 жыл бұрын
More people need to see this.
@LondonViewpoints3 жыл бұрын
This was hilarious, I’ve not laughed this much in a while
@eleanorp35023 жыл бұрын
"and I've got my coffee with me" was one of my favourite 2019 memes
@grantpollock70283 жыл бұрын
Ah the memories. He'll be missed. Fingers crossed Gove or Patel now step up to fill the comedy void.
@juliewake45853 жыл бұрын
Oh god no!
@ascgazz3 жыл бұрын
Matt actually looks like he’s listening to you 😂😂😂👍🏻👍🏻
@debbieelicksen3 жыл бұрын
You never fail to make my day.
@edricaldones96393 жыл бұрын
Excellent! Thanks for the special, Michael.
@peacenow66183 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much for this video. It was very beneficial. Keep up the Great Work! Much appreciated!
@oliverdobson37613 жыл бұрын
I love these but Jesus he’s a terrible politician, speaker and person
@ascgazz3 жыл бұрын
Jesus was terrible I agree, but Matt is utterly despicable.
@xinaesthetic3 жыл бұрын
Yeah but where would we be without his app?
@heersyal24543 жыл бұрын
Exactly. Smug, ignorant (despite his degrees), insincere, arrogant, but that's probably because of his lying
@ascgazz3 жыл бұрын
@@xinaesthetic the first one that failed and wasted 2 million quid of public money or the one we waited ages for when the rest of the world pretty much already had it sorted?
@xinaesthetic3 жыл бұрын
@@ascgazz I was actually thinking about the earlier "Matt Hancock app"
@anecologistspeaks64223 жыл бұрын
Bloody brilliant.
@susandemarest16763 жыл бұрын
You are hysterical, thanks for a good laugh this AM.
@RichardJones733 жыл бұрын
The first thing that Matt Hancock has finally got right, his resignation!
@Zero_Ninety3 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised he didn't find a way to fuck that up as well.
@saladdodger47223 жыл бұрын
@@Zero_Ninety He did. It was well over 12 months too late.
@lmg75032 жыл бұрын
Your timing is brilliant😁
@porthmeor13 жыл бұрын
You know, on those early episodes of X Factor, when they wheel on those woeful, so called talents that we all love to watch excruciatingly, that border on cruelty...well that's the feeling I always have watching Hancock speak. Allowing him to believe in himself addressing the British public as a credible politician without someone stepping in to end his torment, is tantamount to cruelty.
@JonnyBlueChair3 жыл бұрын
This is fantastic.
@mimIsra13 жыл бұрын
I need this guy in my life right now😂🤣😅
@sally5001003 жыл бұрын
Fabulous - thank you.
@robertk20073 жыл бұрын
Genius, Spicer that is
@ntandosekay3 жыл бұрын
I love the "diversity of the mind" statement 🤣🤣🤣
@hilakummins31042 жыл бұрын
You killed me with the Andrew video, I woke up my cat and dog laughing so much in bed! I'm trying out some of your others now -- the music on here is great 👍😃 Thx for the laffs from across the pond
@teresapaskell54593 жыл бұрын
Matt Hancock’s greatest hits😂
@RankinMsP3 жыл бұрын
👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿😍
@carolinecrollick63053 жыл бұрын
It is brilliant
@tiedtheknotable3 жыл бұрын
Loved the Dulux colour chart reference! 😆😆😆
@Troll_the_Trolls3 жыл бұрын
Ive got my coffee with me, ready to watch this
@toadintheh0le Жыл бұрын
You jibbering omelette, never ever will get old
@problemchimp42313 жыл бұрын
Just brilliant.
@fisherking77983 жыл бұрын
"How can you be meaningless and offensive at the same time?" 😃😄😅😆😂 The real question is how can someone as blatantly incompetent at every single thing get a job like this?
@lemony48703 жыл бұрын
I think blatant incompetence must be in their job description - how else do you explain Dido Harding?!
@pasiutrial3 жыл бұрын
That's the most important condition of all! Otherwise they wouldn't be following party's dodgy policies and think on their own, unacceptable!