Michelle Wolf COMPLETE REMARKS at 2018 White House Correspondents' Dinner (C-SPAN)

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[@raianmathieu9899]

"You should have done more research before you got me to do this"👌🏾

[@richardbritton4675]

Shameless

[@AChorister]

What did they expect? She mercilessly roasted EVERYBODY. The only thing I found grating was her voice. But that probably just made her jokes have more bite. 🙄

[@iquix]

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[@lisadunn4730]

It was literally when she said that, that I knew I MUST continue to watch, hilarious.

[@charlessmith5954]

It was at that moment, the audience realized that shit was about to get real.

[@rjbricker184]

i will never forget watching this live... i was blown away between laughter and shock. she nailed it better than anyone ever has.

[@briansanford1721]

I am pretty sure Ms. Wolfe doesn't have big testicles, but she does have BIG OVARIES! You GO GRRL!!

[@Jyshrii]

Live! Lucky you!

[@iamcycle9014]

Amazing!!! No mattered how many times I rewatched it...still rolling😊😅

[@Spikedsoymilk]

@@iamcycle90142023. Still rolling.

[@pablot-r9402]

Didn't hold back on anyone. This is where Political Correctness fails to get its point across, too worried about finding some satirical roundabout way to roast the opposition, whereas people like Wolf just blast the opposition in the teeth, and the opposition is everyone. Dems, Reps, no one is worth their promises.

[@ChrisCapel]

I think everyone's pissed because she called them all out. Sure there were jokes and it was really funny, but holy shit what a depressing state our government and media are in. We're Rome right before the fall.

[@alexanderjakubowski6183]

Chris Capel Agreed. Pretty scary shit.

[@strokeofluckgolf7143]

Chris Capel it’s because the stupid liberals are trying to tear our country apart.!! The globalist have sucked their brains out of their heads!

[@gamers4jesus]

You are insane ... ignorant as well.

[@iljavija]

USA and word liberal do not go in the same sentence. USA is a dictatorship led by a reality star. You will implode soon do not worry.

[@jeanjones1846]

Excuse Me? Michelle Wolf was absolutely disgusting. She has no class, no grace and she certainly was not funny. She is most assuredly a very low quality individual. Michelle Wolf lacks the intelligence to speak in front of any audience. This was apparent early on. Her targets of conversation consisted of body parts, sexual inferences and cruel, thoughtless and hurtful remarks. Her callousness toward abortion was extremely cruel. If her dreadful performance last evening was supposed to be comedy, she failed miserably. She isn't funny and she is too stupid to recognize that.

[@whipsmartchris]

4-1/2 years later-this is still remarkable! The most honest, courageous 20 mins of comedic art ever; performed right in the lion’s den. FEARLESS. HEROIC. LEGENDARY. Show this to your teens! Michelle Wolf: My Hero!

[@haveanepiphany]

Wow! This is what I want from stand up comedy! THIS is a modern jester keeping the royals in line. 😂😂😂😂

[@iamcycle9014]

For real!!! She killed it while all the sharks were circling!!!!!❤

[@edstjames9351]

2024. Genious!

[@christianfarmer]

Watch Ricky Gervais Golden Globes 2020

[@anneshipley3633]

"I support giving teachers guns...so they can sell them to buy stuff they need, like supplies." LOL

[@bradroberts7938]

Ha the one pussy ur not allowed to grab😂😂✌️

[@sadisticboredviewer]

The bravest thing I've ever seen. I watch this whenever I need to be reminded about what it means to confront power without fear. Thank you Michelle!

[@alwaysopen7970]

"The bravest thing I've ever seen. I watch this whenever I need to be reminded about what it means to confront power without fear." Wow...you are a sick fuck. I will think of soldiers, the police or fire dept before that ugly piece of shit enters my mind.

[@letmeXOLOit]

@@alwaysopen7970 LOLLLLLLLL

[@havokharmon8418]

@@alwaysopen7970 I dont think having different ideals makes you sick, it just means we disagree.

[@KindaLikeWater]

Amen to that. Amen to that. Kick Ass.

[@jonbon5449]

@@alwaysopen7970 lmao, classic whataboutism. Grow thicker skin.

[@lucyhellbroke]

*"YOU HELPED CREATE THIS MONSTER, NOW YOU'RE PROFITING OFF HIM." ...BOOM*

[@nanskiboutski243]

Indeed

[@brentduanefoster]

Even to this day!!!!! They hated the truth that she was telling.

[@chugs1984]

6 years later, still sickeningly true

[@Izwutitiz]

"Mike Pence is what happens when Anderson Cooper isn't gay..." I can't stop laughing at that.

[@brittanymiller3157]

Don Lemon's reaction is amazing.

[@Gilliganfrog]

I think it should have been "Mike Pence is what happens when Anderson Cooper isn't OPENLY gay".

[@Wildflower687]

This woman literally made history!

[@johndunn9819]

That was my least favorite joke. Anderson Cooper is a decent man of integrity. pence is a latent homosexual devoid of all principle or integrity.

[@AljIsHere128]

@@Gilliganfrog If she woulda said that I would have hollered!! 😂🤣😂🤣

[@BeenThereDoneThatGotaTshirt]

"Maybe she's born with it, Maybe its lies. Its probably Lies" 13:19

[@savemasaferyattashutelbitd8852]

it's "maybe she's born with it"

[@BeenThereDoneThatGotaTshirt]

Ok👍🏻 Its still lies

[@criminallyoverated4451]

maybe it's maybelline

[@andreavaldez8927]

Maybe it’s make believe

[@TWHowl]

The guy at the far stage right covering his mouth...that’s body language 101 for not liking/not wanting the words coming out of someone’s mouth to be coming out of their mouth. Ah, what a golden little moment. The little things, you know?

[@sidneylin6453]

Loved how she called all the media out for profiting off of trump, whether it’s in support or opposition of him.

[@stevesanzari7294]

And did she do this Unfunny Gig for FREE ? Doubt it !

[@ezramead5066]

@@stevesanzari7294 Unfunny? This was hysterical!

[@wylier]

it's the media's job to cover politics, tho. They didn't 'take advantage' of him in any way.

[@BRLambert4]

@wylie richardson I'm here from tik tok lol and didn't expect to see recent comments. I agree that press was attempting to discover news but the reason why people blame the press for Donald Trump being elected is due to the fact that the amount of press they gave him what amounted to 2 billion dollars in free advertising. even though it was mostly unfavorable coverage the old saying still sticks "there's no such thing as bad press"

[@anutpalgogoi9741]

@@wylier They took full advantage of him

[@mealbla7097]

"Should have done more research before you got me to do this."

[@mundymorningreport3137]

As a follow up to quoting the Pres's favorite thing to grab in her joke. Exposing the hypocrisy in a way that just doesn't stop. Joking about the very things that others said after her routine.

[@WAEVOICE]

The implied subject is first person, singular.

[@albertross1731]

Tim Bucks Freud would say the fact that you are thinking about what Cooper and Lemon jerk off to means you are a repressed homosexual.

[@TimBitts649]

Really? Then I guess the fact that you responded meant you were sending me a gay signal. Are you gay?

[@sharadawilliams6394]

Michelle did what she was paid to do. She brought the roast and they brought the salt. The things she said were tastelessShe's a comedian so we can expect this from her but it's unacceptable coming from a president. Surely if they can give Trump a pass on his potty 👄 we should accept Michelle jokes as comedy. Look at the reactions of these people. Where is their sense of humor. #thehypocrisyisreal

[@morganrtw]

"Flint still doesn't have clean water" best closing line of all time.

[@asalamander7182]

“Obama, out” was pretty iconic

[@keithjaxelflores544]

*"YOU HELPED CREATE THIS MONSTER, NOW YOU'RE PROFITING OFF HIM." ...BOOM*

[@JustinGone]

Amazing!

[@therealitycheck2679]

Never thought I’d say this, but shout out to Reince Prebus for being the only person in that room to be able to take a joke.

[@albertross1731]

The Reality Check He did take it well. Christie took it like a man too.

[@albertross1731]

president camacho That was before all the the stupid people thought the Sarah Sanders joke was about looks.

[@potshot11]

I hadn't noticed that except in hindsight upon you saying it. True that. But even he gave that Jackson Browne-like-described gesture in Looking East as when "the search for the truth is conducted with a wink and a nod." "See my thumb." Now let's get on with the business of America. Bidness.

[@wyldfaeking2030]

She's an investment banker that fucked over the country. She should be in prison along with the rest that fucked over the economy and "lost" all of our money.

[@lukevaughan7706]

If you look like Reince Proboscis, laughing insults off is second-nature !

[@Stanlayy-em4fk]

Michelle Wolf's FBI file increased substantially after this gig.

[@JohnnyBot71]

meh, FBI is useless anyway.

[@alwaysopen7970]

@@JohnnyBot71 So is the ugly cow.

[@greghallberg4182]

Especially with that goof barr lurking in the shadows.

[@nezahualcoyotlarrieta-rey3341]

And your point is? Tramp is in the Oval Office...that alone discredits "everything!"

[@newworldorderguy4040]

@@alwaysopen7970 I've saw better but she's pretty attractive, you might want to try men.

[@Littlefa3]

It takes massive balls to shit on everyone in the room, and then just gingerly sit back down facing all of them.

[@MensAsses33]

Grumpy Pentagon Excellent comment

[@falkormoonchild4822]

Except you lip sync another one's (spied&unpaid) voice from far far away and commonly enjoy the cynicism from abroad on stage. Sad But True.

[@cliffschannel2521]

I wouldn't call destroying your career and personally insulting others in mean spirit having balls . I would call it stupid but you have a right to your opinion . Stupid is as stupid does .

[@DanI-pk6mg]

If it takes balls to perform life-threatening dare devil stunts, it takes balls to risk your career and lifestyle. Though calling her stupid for accurately describing the political climate is bit of a stretch.

[@warmlycalculated390]

Her career is doing better than ever, not checked out Netflix lately?

[@januskaisar4972]

Who's here in Summer 2020 during the coronavirus surge?

[@johnmattera453]

Yo!

[@kellietaylor9913]

I listen at least once a year to hear her say Trump is broke..4 years later he's flight rich bc he was president

[@juliacortez5516]

Me

[@DarkManSonian]

Surge? Lmao lmao hold our beer

[@trevorgolding9200]

Been a MW fan for years. From Daily Show & Seth Meyers days. I think she & Colbert might’ve had the best WHCD sets of all time.

[@David-uc4hc]

This was the most cathartic comedian moment I've ever seen. Loved every second of this!

[@David-uc4hc]

William Brown There's a TON of awful and corrupt things she didn't talk about that I wish she did. So you aren't wrong.

[@rgwak]

Anyone who says she crossed the line and was too vulgar....it was all just "locker room talk."

[@curtiscrews7924]

Ro G it was nothing but filth

[@TomLloyd-18]

yeah . . . unlike "grabbing women by the pussy"

[@sneakerjacks]

Hilarious

[@drprincipal]

Ro G sure locker room talk served cold

[@pcniles]

Yeah... people are complaining about her comedy routine which is meant to be controversial and edgy--it's her job, right? Like any comedian. But what about the guy in the WH who is supposed to be representing all of the people in this nation? His entire 'schtick' is just one big vulgar lie. Vulgar dirty perverted lying bastard is what he is. He's the problem, not Wolf.

[@tugboat6940]

She roasted em so good they're too scared to have a comedian back this year lol Good job Michelle. The truth hurts.

[@lisahall1989]

P Cass loser

[@CITUAS]

They're really not allowing any comedians from now on? There goes the only reason we care about the event in the first place. And Trump is too afraid to attend ANY of these Correspondent Dinners so what was the big deal? Huckabee Sanders looked SO PISSED but honestly who cares? Norm MacDonald made fun of Clinton, Colbert absolutely annihilated George W. Bush and that good ol' Texas boy just sat smiling the entire time. Obama was always made fun of. The fact that Trump can't have a sense of humor about himself and just go to the f***ing dinner like every other President speaks volumes about his character, or lack there of.

[@jumustube]

P Cass she roasted them good ? I can’t remember a time I have seen a comedian bomb so hard. That was just embarrassing

[@tigertiger1699]

I’m really proud of her.... her calling them out on Flint.....🌹

[@kamuelalee]

So cool!!!!!

[@ileanasantamaria2364]

"He couldn't sell steaks or vodka or water or college or Eric..." DEAD

[@optoms1178]

Literally died 🤣🤣

[@thaliafano3466]

“you should have done more research before you got me to do this” i lost it

[@djgreyo1]

Lmfao me too 😂😂😂😂😂

[@shaftshaft]

“Shoulda done more research before you got me to do this”

[@wyldfaeking2030]

She's an investment banker that fucked over the country. She should be in prison along with the rest that fucked over the economy and "lost" all of our money.

[@tvc380]

She didn't lose my money.

[@carlosgillon3761]

ahaha lol you are a joke@@wyldfaeking2030

[@Yog--Sothoth]

@@wyldfaeking2030 how did she fuck over the economy? she's a comedian, comedians don't have any say over the economy. perhaps you should do more research before posting things

[@IAmCactuscat]

She worked at Bear Stearns as an account manager in the year leading up to the '08 crash, is what he's referring to.

[@susankay7606]

"You should have done more research before you got me to do this." Priceless.

[@luminitababoianu4334]

That's why the journalists are so... "shocked and stunned" right about now: they don't do enough research! Not only about this brilliant comedian, but they usually don't do enough research nowadays. They're not doing their job properly (well.. most of them, not all!). And now they are offended and seeking for safe spaces?! Who are the snowflakes again?!!

[@luminitababoianu4334]

"CNN.. breaking news... Congratulations, you did it!.... You broke it!" Sooooo true!!!!

[@RFlash-xc4lo]

Susan Kay Also the moment when they knew they fucked up and were about to get roasted haha.

[@Will_Moffett]

She's so good, and the amount of dislikes only proves it.

[@thegmen5757]

Michelle makes a Chris Christie fat joke and the camera catches Christie eating dessert. Classic.

[@bigpop9396]

Yes, this guy loves his food. Should have seen him on Dave Letterman with a donut in his pocket.

[@denisewalker4692]

Perfect comedic timing.

[@Ohhmeganx]

And laughing! At least he can take a joke. Sara Huckabee looked like she was going to implode the entire time.

[@Orfeo68]

Megan Denise I believe she was constipated. That monkfish didn’t settle well.

[@Renzoluis99]

He didn’t get to that size by accident.

[@its_maxbro]

I freaking LOVEEEEEEE how uncomfortable they all look.

[@rihseb25]

Sgt. Edge not! she's a legend forever and you crying all over the comments is proof of that

[@vinny4149]

Yea they are bored out of their mind

[@StrigidaeStrigiformes-sv6mj]

THIS WAS SO DOPE. Should be featured on "This Is Not Happening," on Comedy Central.

[@StrigidaeStrigiformes-sv6mj]

I FREAKING LOVE MICHELLE WOLFE. My gawd that was fucking awesome.

[@vinny4149]

Strigidae Strigiformes maybe you should smoking dope.

[@lindsaydunlap7220]

Man, she is attacking everyone. I love it.

[@IndigoBellyDance]

Lindsay Dunlap she was straight up savage!

[@michaelj.smithph.d.9114]

Lindsay Dunlap that is the part we never heard in the news stories following the event. She was hard on everybody not just Huckabee Sanders.

[@stevesanzari7294]

That’s what Wounded Talentless Cunts Do !

[@maazkalim]

Waaiiitttt.. Your heart is bleeding for your enemies, Mr "@@stevesanzari7294"???

[@patrickhenry9521]

I know what you mean... I was cut off in traffic by a pregnant wamen, so I followed her home and karate kicked her in the t!ts. I deserve a trophy for my bravery.

[@CaptainOnePocket]

I can't belive how much negative press she got for this. The crowd laughed the whole time. Yeah it was uncomfortable. But that's life. The reality of the Trump years was uncomfortable. So many people claimed "she wasn't funny"... clearly the problem was many people felt hurt because it exposed so much truth... and it was damn funny. She succeeded 100%. If you were offended by Michelle and not the government and press back then you are the problem. Ahhh the "dark times" I'm so glad they are mostly behind us.

[@dzd2371]

I saw an interview with her after this and she said quite bluntly. I wasn't doing it for the people in the room it was for the people at home. Mission accomplished! I return to this every six months or so.

[@zehsackett6132]

Not behind. We're bombing Somalia now and 95% of the population doesn't know about it. The dark wars started when Obama went into Libya, Yemen, Syria and Venezuela. They've been quietly escalating ever since.

[@Spikedsoymilk]

Seriously. The people in the room were howling because she was so savage. And then they all of a sudden decided she was bad? Gimme a break.

[@Root__314]

This is the first time I've felt bad for Sarah Sanders. She felt mortified. Poor girl

[@brettneuberger6466]

Spot on! Well said.

[@ClifDickens]

"Humor is what happens when we're told the truth quicker and more directly than we're used to." -George Saunders

[@ecsrice7267]

Clif Dickens is that Huckabee Saunders?

[@PiNkandGrEenZeBRA]

“Truth” lol yeah cus Trump is actually as broke as she joked about 😂 not many well off New Yorkers have resorts all over the world

[@davidarthur4318]

That "truth", or the perception thereof, is the basis of the humor. This in mind, you can see why some jokes land well and others don't. I think we should take the good with the bad. All were basically funny, if not all true. Everyone has imperfect opinions at this point in history, the mess of information is insanity producing. Can we just handle that reality like adults?

[@stella49]

Clif Dickens...If you think this funny you don't have any class.

[@ClifDickens]

Maybe I should grab women by the pussy to be more classy-you know, like our president. If he’s setting the bar for class, then anything is up for grabs (pun most certainly intended).

[@oddhominem4553]

This is why the First Amendment exists. Not to bash minority groups, but to speak truth to and about those in power.

[@nc8192]

Bravo! Yes!

[@roxannesque]

YES.

[@devinwilcox2153]

Odd Hominem that’s actually the exact reason the first amendment exists. Hate speech is free speech.

[@Cameojoe]

"call trump supporters nazi..." Da fuck??? Dude, THEY are promoting Nazi ideals! Screaming about Fascist ideas, pushing white supremacy, walking around touting Nazi flags and throwing up Nazi salutes. They dont need to help of the left to classify them as such, they do it to themselves. And albeit quite proudly now that DT is in the White House. Them again, given the drivel of nonsense you spewed just prior to that sentence, I suspect you are a member of one of these fine upstanding organizations yourself.

[@captainamerica6545]

Trump supporters and conservatives love pushing anti-political correctness but when they’re the butt of the joke, all of that goes out the window. 🤣

[@mefi9788]

"Should have done more research before you got me to do this." haha !!

[@omggiiirl2077]

Mefi I know right!! 😂😂😂😂

[@kodeine222]

That was perfect lol

[@RiksK15]

I think she is the one who should have done more research and wrote a funnier script. Half the "jokes" fell flat on their face with nearly no reaction from anyone. She has talent as some of her stuff was good, but she really wasn't up to the task. Look at any past year and you will see what I mean. Hasan Minhaj last year did a lot better job last year, and didn't have everyone just cringing and bored for half the time.

[@mefi9788]

RiksK15 yea. I wonder how many people turned down the gig.

[@Davescousemetal]

RiksK15 People where laughing. Are you deaf ?

[@daver7867]

She killed it...that’s the best one I’ve seen...you just kno it’s good by how the crowd “isn’t” reacting hilarious.....she’s got balls..

[@rosealkamisi7257]

No she’s got something stronger than balls. Starts with a v

[@thechickensandwich]

@@rosealkamisi7257 a velociraptor?

[@haveanepiphany]

Did you see the last "uncomfortable" making joke before her closing on trump -- the camera seems to swing to the LAST Journalist outwardly enjoying the jokes. 😂😂😂 He goes to clap in appreciation and stops with his hands halfway together😂😂 like he JUST remembered where he was😅😂😅😅😂😅! I hope most people saw that! And her closing! Two lines later most of the audience is fully with her again!

[@bedwaaqcawsgurow6401]

Brave lady. She doesn't give a shit, great qualities in a comedian.

[@rabidbigdog]

Incredible. Just f'king give it to the machine with them sitting right there to listen.

[@CaptainAMAZINGGG]

It's kind of their job. Be funny, and don't give a shit. ;)

[@pastorhaze9509]

11:28 Chris christie eating cake was the most predictable moment of the evening

[@youtubevideos6798]

HAHAHA - I totally thought the same thing...OF COURSE he's eating..with his spoon backwards and everything...

[@basiabasia3387]

last time I've checked it was A DINNER, ....

[@pastorhaze9509]

Barbara Wasilak I hear u but if somebody made a joke about me like that. My appetite would be gone lol

[@sherrieduncan1731]

brandon ca First thing i said was "Fat Ass"

[@pastorhaze9509]

sherrie duncan on gawd

[@rggLV]

i love how uncomfortable they are

[@jettstap]

jay g I see also of Looks of this is annoying and why is this women not out tending the tables people’s drinks need filling

[@JoeNoshow27]

You could hear a pin drop when she made that Sean Hannity joke. Then the small crowd of applause broke out, which restored my faith in humanity. I mean, he really isn't a journalist. I don't know why anyone would find that so uncomfortably offensive. All he does is rant about his opinions, (not facts, just opinions), conspiracy theories and the onslaught of political correction destroying the nation like a plague as if people being overly sensitive about hurting minorities is somehow tantamount to Nazism. The entire station has just increasingly become Brietbart lite, why in the world other real journalists would feel a morsel of respect towards anyone working at Fox, especially hannity, is beyond me.

[@Informatic1]

Well it used to be the job of reporters to comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable... their backlash just goes to show how they deserved every ounce of her mockery

[@rggLV]

Paul here they are being called out on the spot

[@duanneaschton-terminusworl8644]

Still one of the best...toughest to watch...roasts EVER!!! I can't imagine how hard it must have been to face that audience and deliver these scathing - ON POINT - remarks. Kudos!!

[@cruisecbrklyn]

And they never invited back another comedian after this Lol😂😂😂😂

[@deepakvijayaragavan9983]

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[@dominiquediva]

Hasan Minhaj the very next year

[@cruisecbrklyn]

@@dominiquediva it's called sarcasm!

[@SireniaWolfMelody]

@@dominiquediva That was 2017

[@Molly-Moonwell]

@@SireniaWolfMelody He was invited for 2020 as well, before it got cancelled.

[@Deeplycloseted435]

She did her job. She pointed out the absurdity of our realities. Comedians have long told the truth in ways that only they can.

[@GreenerHill]

Al: No, there was nothing stupid in that statement. "A special kind of stupid" would better describe someone who thinks Trump's comments about grabbing women's privates are more wholesome than a comedian mocking him for his utter stupidity.

[@GreenerHill]

Her voice (to me) added to the snarishness. The way she extended the words "...white womennn who disappoint other white womennnn" was very effective. "All the does is lie!" was also kind of powerful. Look, even if you hate and despise Trump and Sanders and co. (I do), and would find any old joke at their expense funny, this comedian excelled. And the more the bigots and morons complain, the funnier it seems, and the more popular Michelle Wolf becomes. Cause and effect.

[@albertross1731]

GreenerHill Yeah, I'm sure she didn't make her voice worse on purpose. No comedians ever do that. Also, that was sarcasm just now. I just wanted to point that out since you are obviously comically challenged.

[@BrandonGerman24]

@FabioPanucci You have 39 subs. That's comedy. Tell me, what your set would have included? Give me a brief synopsis of what your jokes would have been? Give me a bit of stand-up, guy who hasn't done it...

[@Deeplycloseted435]

Al Ways-Wright oh wow....how original and thought provoking. I have 160 likes in 6 days. Not every joke hit the mark, but several were fantastic. Please direct me to the other AMAZING performances at this dinner in years past. There were a few, but nothing as memorable as this. Its just so funny that people who spend most of their time calling people snowflakes on the internet, are getting so offended by a woman telling the truth. NONE of this would be happening, if either she wasn’t a woman, or if Trump and the thinnest skin in the universe wasn’t president.

[@ermnowwhere]

I go this in times of frustration. It gets better every time. Such a courageous and brave intelligent woman.

[@wolf2966]

Does she have medals of valor did she rescue a baby out of a burning building have you seen her iq just say she’s funny and quit being a kiss ass

[@bellas.9253]

Delta Shelta ditto. She’s got ovaries the size of Philadelphia. Wow, just wow. Very few males have chutzpah like this. And sooo on the mark, right?

[@Spikedsoymilk]

Me too. Today is one of those days.

[@Larez121]

Same. She actually called out the media. She didn't compliment them like Trevor Noah just did. If Trevor was serious about the media calling out truth to power he'd call them out for NOT calling out the government's persecution of Julian Assange.

[@nothingtoseehere7554]

Same

[@NickFancherphoto]

Anyone else rewatching and laughing in 2020?

[@briancampbell8449]

Hell yeah. 😇

[@markcasey2517]

Indeed. That spineless, weak man who couldn't even show is face. How sad.

[@linzb2654]

Hellllll yeahhhh

[@MikesGarageReviews]

Yep just a few days from the election

[@Infidelio]

Yes. And I feel much better now.

[@A.N.A_youtube]

"Should've done more research before you got me to do this." I couldn't hold back my laugh. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@24hoursadaywithbobr]

lolsasaurusrex I laughed 5 times really hard. She was great

[@brokennomore2563]

Honestly.. they really should have hahaha. I thought she was great

[@flynn7274]

8:28 "a lot of you are very anti-abortion; unless it's the one you got for your secret mistress..it's fun how values can waver."

[@jjsprite20]

best joke there

[@whiskeyjack6203]

Wonder how many babies Wolf killed.

[@BKJayWalker]

Funny how that's the abortion joke that stuck. Just brush aside joking about pulling a dead baby out of a vagina.

[@dlg5485]

That was one of the best moments in her entire set! I actually hate the WHCD because it demonstrates the perverse relationship between the establishment mainstream media and the public officials they're supposed to be objectively covering, however, jokes like this one are why I continue to tune in.

[@KelRiever]

Less than the Republican congressman who tried to get his mistress an abortion when he was worried she was pregnant.

[@Matthijs41985]

Especially the last part about how Trump and the media profit from each other is spot on!

[@IntheMOMENT22173]

....you could at least give him some money because he doesn't have any...lol DEAD

[@wallaceborges3800]

Absolutely fantastic! She nailed it with no fear or apprehension. I'm so glad I found this gem of a video.

[@ginny9577]

i'm glad she pointed out how every one in that room was complicit in electing trump. she did very well.

[@maritza211]

Flint still doesn’t have clean water 🤬

[@Informatic1]

OubaDubaTuba While you’re omitting the direct actions the Republican governor took that had a large part in causing the crisis, I don’t think Wolf was blaming the republicans... just the media for forgetting about Flint

[@MightyTaco2]

Blacks still doesn't have the initiative to better their lives without leeching on white america

[@pretorious700]

And somehow it's Trump's fault? Who's been in charge of Flint for like, forever?

[@plantbased5673]

MightyTaco2 The proper way to say that is: "Blacks still DON'T have the initiative..." Apparently you lack the initiative to get a good education.

[@cynthiaburrus3901]

THAT THING ON HER HEAD DIED AROUND 1984. DIDN'T YOUR MOM EVER TELL YOU NOT TO WEAR DEAD THINGS ON YOUR HEAD?

[@Mia_M]

"Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's lies. It's probably lies."

[@megwood6954]

Jameelia Moonrise 😂😭😂🤣

[@popoff7808]

The fact that she got them to say, "How Broke Is He" basically proves most of those people no matter what side hate that guy.

[@MrPlaiedes]

Chris Christie had 2 seconds on camera and he's cleaning a spoon.

[@heavenboundsonliibaan52]

😂👌🏼

[@Richusbabe]

Writing jokes about the GOP is like shooting fish in a Chris Christie.. lol

[@robing9278]

Right! LOL!

[@glipgloppapi9959]

RIGHT after she says “easier than shooting fish into Chris Christie” lmao truly comedic timing

[@buckwheat7424]

also nicknamed "Double Cheese," did you know the bobs big boy mascot, in his plaid coveralls holding a plate of dripping double all beef patties with everything on it doubled, a pile of fries laying in a thick bed of salt, and extra large diet coke? that was Chris Christie, his first job.

[@megothefabulous]

"Should've done more research before you got me to do this" hahahahaha

[@Victoria-zm9hi]

That line killed me :)

[@directorstu]

Lol. Does this mean democracy lives ir are we Fiddling while Rome burns

[@jackmehoff6753]

2 years later and everything is still so relevant. It’s like Michelle can see into the future!

[@weaselsdawg]

??? What time zone are you in where you're a year ahead of everyone else

[@PublicHealthAdvocate]

Apr '18 to June '19 is just over a year. Still not two years, as that will happen this coming April.

[@karld83]

@@PublicHealthAdvocate so what you trying to say?

[@Abdi-et5wp]

I'm from 2022. He is right😆

[@Pbadome1]

@@Abdi-et5wp Relevant? That "Russian Collusion" thing didn't age well.

[@MrLS77]

Still hits as hard 3 years later. This is wildly underappreciated.

[@LizaFan]

@The Doctor The venue? A Washington Hilton w/ Huckabee Sanders on the dais? and an audience of professional enablers?

[@JC-dy7tf]

She just keeps rolling. Unaffected. Doesn't give af

[@leannuh47]

“Shoulda done more research before you got me to do this.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Flergenbergen]

Lotta republicans looking for their safe spaces today.

[@waynedurning8717]

Keith Godown exactly

[@Jkur2009]

Hanky Dubs republicans don’t need safe spaces because we aren’t afraid of opinions that differ from our own. We don’t hide from diversity of thought. Only the left wants to shut down and hide from differing opinions.

[@jennalyn6704]

Hanky Dubs I completely agree!😂 Sarah aka SHS deff looked like she coulda used a nice safe space! That look on her face ! P•R•I•C•E•L•E•S•S• 🤯😩😢😖🤨🧐😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jurastakaune1423]

Keith Godown It's Stephen Colbert. And he roasted GWB in 2006, boy, he roasted him 😂😂 at least GWB had balls to show up, sit down and politely smile, while some hard truth where thrown at him! Alas, media got their burns too, and was not to happy about it either, just like today 😉 I guess, not much changed in 12 years

[@eemelilounela1212]

The most savage roast at WH correspondents dinner I have seen. Judging by the triggered people in the comments that's also the popular opinion.

[@bellas.9253]

Really? This was pretty standard roasting.

[@karld83]

@@bellas.9253 Its just trump and his rabid followers can't take a joke... Build a wall is OK... Seperate families at the border is OK.. Joke about someone smokey eyes? Nah not having it!

[@Madanth0ny]

Meanwhile don’t roast these fucking pedos in democrat party you wana talk about truth

[@briansanford1721]

Sometimes the TRUTH hurts. Truth and honesty are eternal and fearless.

[@Ema-nt3gp]

I prefer Hasan Minhaj performance, he really made a deep analysis of not just Trump administration mess, but the press, the 2 parties... and did it hilariously. The « Notsee (Nazi) Steve Bannon » is a legend.

[@philodoxable]

Just because you're offended, doesn't mean you're right. -Ricky Gervais

[@MKIVWWI]

But the paradox is "Just because you're offended, doesn't mean that you ARE NOT right".

[@andrewp228]

That's not a paradox, sorry.

[@errantbelle1575]

but in this particular case offense is in order and the criticism she has received is well deserved.

[@philodoxable]

I respect that as your opinion. My opinion stands as the following: that people should be able to laugh at themselves. That comedy is healing and that it makes the dark, uncomfortable corners of the world seem less scary. Trump is celebrated by some for telling it like it is. Why can't others do the same?

[@charlesmichaels6648]

Andrew P Whuts ah pair o docs, Boss???

[@jordanlee5898]

“If a tree falls in the woods, how do we get Kellyanne under that tree?” 😂😂😂

[@tincou7694]

& then her face in the audience lol

[@optoms1178]

Lol 🤣🤣

[@Smileater]

I died a happy man hahahahahahhaha

[@RespectedGamer72]

Makes a Chris Christi fat joke, cuts to Chris Christi eating lol

[@WholesomeHolisticKitchen]

I loved when she said last “Flint STILL DOESNT HAVE CLEAN WATER!” Hello! While all these rich ass people in the audience could clear that problem in 0.2 seconds. She was lovely and whoever thought otherwise are lying deep down inside themselves!

[@bettebyrd]

She is lovely ONLY if you are a nonmoral heartless monster. "Jokes about a woman who just got killed through a plane window and left two small babies and a husband behind a week ago is FUNNY???Or did you only hear the parts you wanted to hear? You must be pretty on the outside and rotten shit on the inside. I thought liberals had compassion and were for women, not tearing women down..and joking about knocking a baby on the head to finish killing it. and oh yes babies can live outside the womb and they do abortions in the third trimesters now sometimes in the ninth month during labor... what goes around will eventually come back around. I have lived long enough to see that. Be very careful what you think is lovely it may come back to bite you in your ass.

[@ameliaarwen]

I think in this situation she was more making fun of the media for ignoring a situation as dire as Flint while obsessing over the president. Much of the latter half of her segment was dedicated to roasting news outlets.

[@Toskrr]

Duke Togo - Pitchokey666 calls someone a bigot then says horrible, bigoted things about young people. It’s fun how values waiver

[@lockandloadlikehell]

Bette Byrd I can point you toward some good rape and child molester jokes that I'm sure you'll thoroughly enjoy. Bottom line is if *you* don't like it, then it should be banned. But if *you* like it, it is permissible and all good... Got it.

[@benh.7942]

Yeah, It's super interesting. Seeing that water is a municipal thing and not federal, and Flint's entire city council is Democrat and they've done nothing. So yeah people need to stop blaming the federal government for Flint Michigan's problems seeing that it's not the federal government who is supposed to take care of it. You know since it's a municipal water source as in City run.

[@bhuvidya]

I never get tired of watching this. Absolutely spot on. That took a lot of courage. And boy, those Republicans sure do lack a sense of humour. Brilliant!

[@lucyhellbroke]

YESSSS

[@kathyturman1118]

Carrot Top needs some new material

[@MarieGlenna]

I know. I come back to it over & over. It’s classic. Sums up so much truth in so little time.

[@robrod3097]

Hahahahahhaha

[@bellas.9253]

bhu vidya they lack integrity as well as a sense of humor.

[@grandtrinesong5949]

Never gets old. Michelle deserve a Nobel Prize for this delivery.

[@gabrielmaroto18]

Yeesss!❤

[@CaitOrDon]

Trash.

[@Ayoclipsviral]

. . . Shes right Flint still doesn't have clean water. I guess thats the only thing in her routine thanks not gonna be talked about.

[@wen6519]

So true, so true :(

[@lifewuzonceezr]

The View talked about it.

[@jondoh7856]

!!!!!

[@katblue1460]

it is

[@jonathanmillner]

They had an hour long talk exactly about this today on npr, specifically because she brought it up... or at least in minnesota...

[@isabellamarshall7347]

What's with all the controversy? Most of the jokes were funny and honest and her sarah sanders joke wasn't even that mean.....

[@ivansav4564]

too many sexual jokes that were awful in my opinion. also it was very cringey watching her make the sarah sanders jokes, so awkward.

[@michaelwillette5837]

@@ivansav4564 And in accordance with Isabella: Awkward because - they were true. Sexual jokes that were awful? Have you listened to anything Donald has ever said?

[@justsayin7416]

@@ivansav4564 awww it'll be okay, snowflake

[@hhhhhhhhhh1919]

Please look at other white house correspondent's dinners jokes. Her jokes made even EXTREMELY liberal viewers (including myself) cringe at the awkwardness.

[@justsayin7416]

@@hhhhhhhhhh1919 yeah I have seen other WHCD jokes. None of them were nearly as funny as this one.

[@nickc3657]

Never have I seen someone MURDER so many people on live TV.

[@pipelayr8]

Verbal mass-shooting....damn!!

[@lolag1078]

Yeah, like babies.

[@nickc3657]

wallen1986 that would be hilarious if she wasn’t actually quite funny and charming

[@davidbaird4635]

ive never seen someone murder so many jokes on live tv

[@nickc3657]

David you’re just being ridiculous if you can’t acknowledge the objective, incisive talent she shows

[@gabrielmaroto18]

“It’s fun how values can waver”! She’s awesome.

[@JimNortonsAlcoholism]

The first shot of Chris Christie @11:27 and he's licking a spoon

[@potshot11]

I saw that too. The Fatard covers up his inadequacies you can see, and bridge-blockings, running interference for the Orange Horned Croaking Toad, by eating. "Um yum. I'm completely spellbound and outraged at what Wolf''s saying. But absorbed nonetheless. I've got to know what she's saying so I can get my handlers to refute it tomorrow. (But let me see if my id could pack another 15 pounds unto my rotundity.)"

[@countrickter]

Dude I was about to comment on that..his face showed signs of pure bliss.. he licked the spoon two ways. ..hilarious and props to the camera man and producer that caught that shot.. perfection

[@RaymondHng]

@@countrickter The credit goes to the director. He tells the cameraman where to aim the camera and tells the technical director to operate the video switcher. He does it at lightning speed as explained here. kzbin.info/www/bejne/Zqevh5Weqt-Khc0

[@davidowens5898]

@@potshot11 'Orange Horned Croaking Toad'. Ooh. I like dat one. That's funny.......!

[@genghiskhan9269]

Governor Fat Bastard

[@Moosesoup]

Makes a fat joke about Chris Christie. Camera pans to him eating! Lol

[@apx622]

L O L

[@AlicesBear2008]

Nic Wienson Why was Chris Christie even there??

[@Moosesoup]

Alice Mason he was there to get that monk fish duh! 😂

[@juniordlf4226]

Poor demonocrats they are still dreaming

[@armada854]

When I saw Christie eating, right after the joke, it was the only time I actually laughed during these 20min.

[@ssmith1453]

They're mad because she did something they can't do: she went 20 minutes without lying

[@ahmacrom]

S Smith Love it!

[@leahill8615]

S Smith. So true!

[@brokennomore2563]

Hahaha

[@adl6907]

Leftist hypocresy,they are the real bullies

[@justaguy095]

Funny, I thought Trump supporters aren't supposed to have feelings ;)

[@justinsullivan1285]

Michelle Wolf speaking truth to power while being funny. She should be the new host of the Daily show.😃

[@haveanepiphany]

Now that is an amazing idea!

[@joecrowaz]

Tomorrow!

[@oliverjohnkallesoe443]

You know its good when most people (the ones the jokes are targeted against) dont laugh. like legit this wasnt a roast this was a blaze. she killed it.

[@hermitthefrog8951]

They didn't laugh because it wasn't funny.

[@noneyabizness6094]

Lee White it's called being baffled by stupidity.

[@AM-iu3mc]

She was great! Just cause you don't like the truth she spilled does not mean she's not funny!! Trump & everyone needs shut up & take it for what it is!! It's your own fault that trump & his supporters are the butt of all jokes now as they should be!

[@bubbalee7105]

The audience knew it was gutter comedy. They knew.

[@phantomdreams5804]

Oliver john Kallesoe 🤣🤣🤣

[@elyseshires6314]

ITS FUN HOW VALUES CAN WAVER

[@creativemindplay]

but good for you!

[@jcode1919]

+Kat Yah, yah sure.

[@nicholasperalta2267]

Kat sick burn

[@albertross1731]

Kat I like that you took a joke about a pro-life Republican leader having his *bastard love child aborted and turned it into a joke about Democrats. Are you a contortionist or do you just play one of the internet? lol *edit

[@danarchist74]

Elyse Shires nice mental gymnastics.

[@AngryBatch]

3:17 "you guys should have done more research before you got me to do this" 😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥

[@haydenpolsky995]

This is so much better when you remember this was hosted by the White House. This is like being invited to your friend's house and then, in your toast, pointing out all the problems in their marriage. And I'm here for it.

[@jalynneepp7080]

Yes. Just yes. Lol

[@Nikkithedog-t6b]

It was not hosted by the white house, it was hosted by the WH correspondents and trump was too much of a pussy to show up.

[@extramurous]

The controversy about Sanders is meant to distract from the fact that, at the end of the routine, she said this: ---- You guys are obsessed with Trump. Did you used to date him? Because you pretend like you hate him, but I think you love him. I think what no one in this room wants to admit is that Trump has helped all of you. He couldn’t sell steaks or vodka or water or college or ties or Eric, but he has helped you. He’s helped you sell your papers and your books and your TV. You helped create this monster, and now you’re profiting off of him. If you’re going to profit off of Trump, you should at least give him some money, because he doesn’t have any. ----

[@AChorister]

Gilbert Pilz Precisely. And does the right not get that when they call out what they refer to as MSM? And she skewered them just as much as she did FOX.

[@extramurous]

The right is incredibly thin-skinned. The sort of cognitive dissonance required to support Trump can't tolerate even the tiniest bit of criticism.

[@mariposa1370]

Yes!!! the best part of all!!!

[@onebuffalo5402]

Given trump placed a more than an 800 million dollar bid on the buffalo bills when they went up for auction he has plenty of money.... Cause that means hes got a minimum of 800 mill in liquid assets (cash, or gold) + his real-estate which is easily 4+ billion.

[@extramurous]

It doesn't mean that at all. Trump managed to borrow 800 million to bid on the bills. Trump is in hock to the Russians up to his eyeballs. Its doubtful that he has more in equity than he owes. His only chance of not having to declare bankruptcy for the seventh time is to work the whole "President of the United States" thing for all it is worth. He is clearly doing that with gusto.

[@seriousone8030]

"If a tree falls in the woods, how do we get Kellyanne under that tree?"

[@gabrielah.topazio2752]

When they panned over to her face I died😂

[@spamacc8540]

LFMAOFOSOFJKD

[@roosvelt1984]

11:25 Chris Christie responds appropriately by eating a cake

[@floralulu]

roosvelt1984 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@chub4play]

Liberals love cake.

[@feynk6671]

M M Christie is a republican.

[@austinlaverdure6348]

Why is he still invited places?

[@calebmatthews2026]

Saw that too.... Dead

[@MisterMe1988]

"Well behaved women, rarely make history"

[@TrexChick]

Seeing kellyanne's face made all of it worth it

[@lisahall1989]

Reba Wiles much better than looking at your ugly mug!

[@nunopinheiro75]

@@lisahall1989 i see you came out the wrong hole when you were born, i'm so sorry

[@sirpoopalot6420]

IF LOOKS COULD KILL...!

[@felipepineda1585]

Sarah looked so mad. Uglier than usual! Good for that lying bi@tch!

[@geoffreyholland328]

No one has ever said that before.

[@littlekiwi9724]

Career defining and still hilarious. In a presidency that prides itself on saying whatever shit comes out of its mouth, how dare they criticize Michelle Wolf.

[@zl6444]

Little Kiwi encore!

[@ferox965]

When she showed up, they were all suddenly for PC Culture.

[@CaptainAMAZINGGG]

Duno. I haven't heard anything of her in all this time. So it's not really career-defining, if she doesn't seem to have much of one?

[@TheComplete]

16:00 "Don't laugh. They can see you laugh at that". Touch leg.

[@albertross1731]

Yak Nice lip-reading. The lady he was talking to is a capitol hill correspondent. That's probably why he said it.

[@flashfive12]

Yak lmfao

[@unit-0-]

Interesting that this is how evil our politicians have become: laugh at them at a roast, and your career is burned.

[@flashfive12]

Michael Burkett this is a stretch

[@albertross1731]

Michael Burkett flashfive12 Her career wouldn't be over but imagine if the entire capitol hill press corps laughed their asses off at a comedian roasting the shit out of some of the most powerful, amoral and unhinged politicians in the world? The fallout would be tremendous. Paul Ryan fired a chaplain for just praying that his tax cuts be equitable for all Americans.

[@jamesramos6408]

She throws punches and connects then they hurt. Michelle rings TRUE to this day.

[@JAHughes1988]

She’s a freaking legend!!!

[@troymcclure681]

In the eyes of retards LMAO

[@81mrbetomeza]

@@troymcclure681 found a republikkkan. Hi

[@CJ-hg9cs]

Yip and still relevant today too. People are very uncomfortable with truth. Cue "fake comedy" screams from the republicans. Bless their stone hearts.

[@jamesm.3967]

@@troymcclure681 waaah😗

[@zenzimakeba2248]

I Second That Emotion😂😂

[@outtolunch9945]

"shoulda done more research before you got me to do this" LMAO. flex.

[@treacherousjslither6920]

who's john 💪🏽BOOM

[@em5522]

Made even funnier when they wrote that response about the dinner lol

[@AquariusLife6]

That was my favorite part! You go girl! If they had done their homework they would've known what she might say and not hired her if they didn't like her comedy. She was awesome!!

[@lennym1273]

Best part of her speech I loved it and laughed...

[@BeautifulHal0]

Why was the room so quiet when she mentioned mistress abortions? Very CREEPY!

[@Girlforaction]

SuNnY DaY when the truth hits home. Lol

[@patrickroe2240]

Lol, you could visualize all the uncomfortable shifty eye glances in the room.

[@nesco7615]

SuNnY DaY 😂🤣cause they done that shit.

[@WGHpanic]

good comedy makes you slightly uncomfortable, but is light enough to be funny. This wasn't funny at all and was just cringy, this lady needs more practice in front of a live crowd!

[@personalcheeses8073]

McSauceMan There are so many creeps to be addressed that it is inevitable that it would be cringe. There’s no getting away from that

[@alexandriageremew7976]

"MIKE PENCE IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE HANDMAIDS TAIL...YOU WOULD LOVEE IT" literally took me out!!!!!!!

[@NZobservatory]

It's always so much fun to watch people who take themselves completely seriously suddenly discover that no one else does.

[@LuxLisbon26]

So well said!

[@phanatic215]

As they take pride in destroying lives of poor people.

[@rgwak]

It's also fun to see someone try to be taken seriously, only to look like an idiot clown with albino raccoon eyes who can't read above a 6th grade level.

[@anonymoustoo4945]

thats zero fact, all opinion

[@anonymoustoo4945]

some of us with an IQ that arent "elite" know that POTUS is the last hope to save our republic ... qanonposts.com

[@ponchobill72]

should of done more research before you got me to do this. lol!

[@charlesmichaels6648]

ponchobill72 THEY did. But Who approved her??? Follow the $130K??? Strike 2, foul ball, 2 outs, & nobody on. What inning is it??? Bottom of the 9th, Or top of the 9th??? And Who's on first. Matthew. Score? 24.

[@TheGerm24]

"Should have done more research before you got me to do this" - Calling out the controversy before it happens.

[@TheAnaHD]

TheGerm24 I know! She didn't just went there with balls, she enjoyed the fact of how awkward it was about to get

[@bethcannon6598]

Amen to that!

[@johnsmith9903]

It was a class act.

[@Nikkithedog-t6b]

Keep in mind that this was at a point when most of America was still pretending trump wasn't exactly everything she is saying. This was the most honest and ballsy stand up of all time.

[@gafls3151]

💯

[@Thejoshuahess]

This was phenomenal. Remember when Obama would sit up there and laugh along? He was a good sport unlike baby trump

[@namkhamged]

baby trump or "a pussy you cannot grab."

[@alwaysopen7970]

Deal with it. This and WH press briefings are not a "must". Presidents do as they like. Would you go sit in a room full of fake news and pretend to enjoy yourself? None of us would.

[@novacrumble7086]

Joshua Hess yes of course because they were just jokes, not attacks on his character. The difference is Trump’s character was ATTACKED, not just a little making fun of like they did with Obama

[@JymDyer]

@@novacrumble7086 - Saying true things about Trump is an attack on his character.

[@triscuithebiscuit]

@@alwaysopen7970 if by fake news you mean McConnell claiming that Obama left no plan for a pandemic, then yes no one would want to be in the same room as that. www.cnn.com/2020/05/12/politics/fact-check-mcconnell-obama-trump-game-plan/index.html

[@isunktheship]

Whether it slams the left or the right, it's true. She's unapologetic, raw, and, frankly, a breath of fresh air.

[@HiddenWen]

So many humorless people in the audience.

[@V21IC]

Maybe because to us it's a jokes. But they were probably feeling exposed!

[@newworldorderguy4040]

That's why Trump doesn't go. Because he'd be one of those sour-faced ones and he knows the camera would be on him.

[@amberleeannalee1999]

Republicans the only time they laugh is when they are writing another tax cut plan claiming its for “the middle class”. The one written during Trump era was written by Mitch McConnell and lobbyists. No joke in his office

[@Charlie-uz8vb]

@@amberleeannalee1999 Yes the media executives and journalists are mostly republicans. Clearly not. Many liberals like Mika Brzkwsi said this performance was garbage.

[@____mango273____]

Those who disliked this CANT handle the cold cut facts that Michelle so graciously served the world on television. What a queen 👑

[@Pbadome1]

Facts, I think that may be the funniest thing posted on this thread. How did all that Russian Collusion work out for ya'?

[@LizaFan]

@@Pbadome1 To quote the late Krauthammer, "bungled collusion is still collusion."

[@Pbadome1]

@@LizaFan Which would explain why he's the "late" Krauthammer...there's no "there, there", get over it.

[@CharmCityMediaMD]

How can anyone dislike this? Straight up roasted EVERYONE!

[@nakedsnake568]

I rather listen to the laugh from the Nanny than to her voice. John Stewart is a classic. She is a failed comedian.

[@Alien0426]

Naked Snake good joke

[@jellynellye]

@@nakedsnake568 ❄️❄️❄️

[@jasperZoeChloe]

She totally murdered that crowd! That's an epic comedian right there!

[@lawrencetchen]

Thanks for the #Flint shoutout - it's been nearly four years and this Governor stopped providing clean water while still refusing to fix the pipes.

[@Unklestinky]

Flints water has been safe to drink for like 2 years now. It’s considered to be within federal guidelines.

[@outurk2002]

How often do y'all vote for governors there? Might be time for a change.

[@nicholascarver1]

Lawrence Chen www.google.com/amp/thehill.com/homenews/state-watch/382050-michigan-declares-flint-water-ok-ends-bottled-water%3famp

[@walexander8378]

Is he still drinking the Flint water?

[@deeloc1993]

Perfect_ Fit they don't contribute

[@horrornado9121]

Conservatives should love her; she tells it like it is and is completely politically incorrect...or maybe they're just hypocrites.

[@magizatanna3302]

BeHonest I'mHonest I don’t think you understand the OP. 😂

[@magizatanna3302]

SpaghettiandSauce LMAO shut the fuck up. So abortions are only okay when Republicans need them for their mistresses? And Trump mocking every woman looks is okay? Michelle didn’t mock Sanders looks, she COMPLIMENTED her, y’all are the ones acting like she’s ugly, LMAOOOOO.

[@magizatanna3302]

SpaghettiandSauce And Trump’s kids are huge piles of shit, get over it. 😂 😂

[@magizatanna3302]

SpaghettiandSauce Trump personally abuses people he doesn’t like all time, remember the nicknames or his Twitter rants? LMAO But you can respect the Right after they elected a guy who admitted to sexually assaulting women, “grab em by the pussy” doesn’t bother you? Fuck off with your fake outrage. 😘

[@magizatanna3302]

SpaghettiandSauce lmao you’re deluded. Reminding you of Trump’s own words is abuse? You must hate him them. 😂 😂

[@leijonakuningas2125]

who doesn't love Michelle after this roast. Still relevant.

[@alwaysopen7970]

Asshole: who doesn't love Michelle after this roast. Still relevant. Normal red blooded Americans: No, we aren't assholes.

[@PeterParker-gi3bj]

@@alwaysopen7970 When you say "red blooded Americans" you mean red Americans? Like native Americans?

[@havokharmon8418]

@@alwaysopen7970 Same person: Who doesnt love michelle after this? Moron: Calls themselves a red blooded american and somehow connects that to disliking it

[@usa5439]

@@PeterParker-gi3bj Native Americans weren't American at all. We created our country. And tried to fight us. We destroyed them. Now we take care of them like babies

[@notrednorblue]

* USA * European settlers are responsible for the largest genocide in history, and it happened right in our backyard. If someone came into your home, I’m guessing you’d probably fight them too, right?

[@guibehmer]

Should've done a lot more research before you got me to do this... Perfect. Can't take a joke, don't hire a comediant. Don't like being called a liar, easy one... Just try and avoid telling lies on a daily basis in front of all televisions networks cameras. Great speech, LMAO. =D

[@Finecabinets1]

LMAO you got em' dude! Fuckin' warrior of the ages right here.

[@nobodyspecial9738]

Comedian? Hell, fart jokes are funnier than any-thing Wolf said terrible. And when could any-one ever shut a woman up. We can't be quiet, our mouths run 24hrs a day.

[@wandagriffin7618]

Guilherme Behmer if l could send you the song “I’m the man”. I would! Well said Sir! Really well said!

[@nickbenedetto3573]

Comedians are hired for comedic relief, not to spew out shit that makes no sense. She wasted my time and theirs

[@nickbenedetto3573]

Comedy is relative. If you found her jokes funny, good for you I am glad you were entertained. Sure, she had points that the current administration should take to heart. By no means am I sympathetic of the whole administration. I stopped watching after she tried poking fun at the SW Airlines tragedy. Likely unlike you, I know a life that was lost involved in that tragedy. I hate her for that

[@mountainlinx]

Phenomenal! She should have gotten a standing ovation!

[@ShempBob]

I think she might have everywhere BUt there.

[@tiradegrandmarshal]

@@ShempBobYeah, much like Colbert did when he ripped the hell outta Dubya, Michelle was clearly performing this for the people not in that room.

[@ms.mittenz]

"FLINT STILL DOESNT HAVE CLEAN WATER"

[@ericoliver5124]

They've voted for Democrats for 84 straight years. Of course they don't have clean water.