Watching VeggieTales in Quarantine

[@MicrowaveSociety]

subscribe or we'll commit vegitable stew edit: VeggieTales in Quarantine 2 out now! kzbin.info/www/bejne/r17VeWZ-iZt9e7s

[@Bluecat1529]

Microwave Society this is amazing content you may be small but you are so funny

[@wuvfool]

IM AM THE FBI GIVE ME ALL YOUR BEANS BOI. That grass be looking like it needs random vegetables.

[@eggmannega6895]

You guys should watch their version of Esther.

[@gmg9010]

Microwave Society okay I’m glad I found this man this was funny PS loved veggietales as a kid

[@maceyirene]

Microwave Society please watch LarryBoy and the Fib From Outer Space next! This was freaking hilarious btw!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@joshualisciarelli6960]

My grandparents: Hey how are your school classes going? Me: Well _I pay better attention in fireworks class than in _*_bean class_* My grandparents: Ｗ Ｅ Ｅ Ｄ Ｅ Ａ Ｔ Ｅ Ｒ

[@manoftruth0935]

Joshua Lisciarelli randomly generated

[@competitivedishwasher6579]

Weedeater

[@sabrehollowell9392]

Joshua Lisciarelli lol 😂

[@sabrehollowell9392]

Lol 😂

[@Anonymous-73]

“There’s a bean class!!!???”

[@elsie8757]

"Larry is the definition of a handsome vegetable" Okay but the scary part is, based on things that are actually said in some of the episodes, and the types of roles he's frequently cast in (princes, a member of a boyband, etc), I think Larry actually IS supposed to be hot by vegetable standards. Like that's just a Thing, in-universe.

[@gregjayonnaise8314]

Larry is a skinny legend 👑

[@CarlosAlberto-nq3iv]

So what you are saying is, Larry is a himbo...

[@smashkiller64]

@@CarlosAlberto-nq3iv Well God had to bless someone in the VeggieTales Universe!

[@natesmodelsdoodles5403]

@@CarlosAlberto-nq3iv HIMBO LARRY IS A THING I CANNOT UNSEE

[@jordancooney6817]

In Duke and the Great Pie War, they clearly say "...with the ruff dimensions of a rack of lamb. 'He's hunky.'"

[@deathstalkers3724]

You need to watch the pirates that don’t do anything

[@maceyirene]

DeathStalkers I second this idea

[@gingerale2857]

I third this notion

[@cryingintomycoffee]

Agreed!

[@leslieking9657]

DeathStalkers yes. Do it!

[@Mariorox1956]

I 'n'th the notion

[@pizzacarter9777]

Josiah: Humour in related bits Brenton: Humour in unrelated bits Jude: Is funny on accident

[@petertownsend9148]

These guys are like the really loud high schoolers that sit behind you in a movie theater that talk the whole time. Making subpar jokes every 2 seconds and laughing way to hard at them the whole time.

[@MicrowaveSociety]

Besides the high school part, yeah 😂

[@pundertalefan4391]

I know right? I love it.

[@JazzyWaffles]

Oh my god you put it into words. Also nice URealms style avatar. (RIP URLive)

[@DrLoLGPO]

@@JazzyWaffles don't remind me :,(

[@FlOWBOOLIN]

That’s the best way to live life in highschool

[@richardbuechel5567]

"Humor in the future will be randomly generated" " *WEED EATER* "

[@ElbartoLoco]

“BEANS”

[@trevorragan3572]

*taco bell sound*

[@richardbuechel5567]

Mini edit to not disturb the comment, I did not expect that to blow up,

[@cupwasneverhere]

Hey. *cries on nostalgia*

[@PilloTheStar]

BEAN EATER

[@jorgerosado2087]

Come on guys “Commit salad bar” It was RIGHT THERE. FREE JOKE POLICE

[@teaneck_]

Or at 1:48 "YOU CAN'T REACH ANYTHING!" YOU ARE LITERALLY A VEGETABLE.

[@Webb_Studios]

That would be mass murder

[@jasonchiu272]

Commit sewer slide

[@jackofclubs6229]

*I’M NOT GOING BACK TO FUNNY JAIL!*

[@OptimusPhillip]

It just occurred to me why this is the final action of the Bean. The Bean has infinite uses, but each use can only create a finite amount of anything. Creating a large amount of food and water will feed and hydrate the people, but it won't save the Land of Woe forever. To do that, he has to restore the well, which involves dropping the Bean into it, never to be retrieved again.

[@damianandacciostone8602]

It's the drop the ring into the volcano

[@MovieFan1912]

@@damianandacciostone8602 Casting it into the fires from which it was formed.

[@HoneyMochi]

You CANNOT drop a LOTR reference on a veggietales video and continue on with your lives like it's not a huge bombshell

[@pennington_luke4465]

“I’m a lucky fellow, I’m a lucky boi” that needs to be a meme

[@Blazedasonic]

pennington_luke I got a new umbrella, and it’s me pride and joy, and the rain may come and the sun may go, I’ll be warm and dry from my head to toe, oh I’m a lucky fellow, I’m a lucky boi. OI!

[@RheasRubix]

agreed

[@reaganbartels9993]

It was a meme among my Christian friendgroup.

[@Blazedasonic]

Reagan Bartels Well then your Christian friend group is made of a bunch of GENIUSES.

[@rysingsun4693]

The fact that he clearly said "boi" rather than "boy" years before "boi" became a common word is what makes it absolutely fantastic to me.

[@josiaharaki7310]

Fun fact: while only really referred to as "Crazy guy on Unicycle with umbrella", people have largely accepted him as a reference to the LotR character Tom Bombadil, a character whom appeared between Hobbiton and Bree, ground the plot to a halt, sang a few songs about his blue vest and yellow boots, blimped the Ring out of existence for a few seconds for giggles, then sent the hobbits on their way. Tolkien gave him his own book that was a collection of poems.

[@thx4chrckingin]

Damn, VeggieTales did their research

[@nathanmcgill7249]

Tom Bombadil didn't appear in the Percy Jackson movies, so clearly Lord of the Beans is the superior LotR movie adaptation Edit for anyone reading this now: I meant to say Peter Jackson! Tom Bombadil did not appear in the Percy Jackson movies because they are completely separate fantasy franchises. Thank you

[@Jakey5A9913]

@@nathanmcgill7249 Most Percy Jackson fans would probably agree with you.

[@Jakey5A9913]

@@nathanmcgill7249 oh wait you meant Peter Jackson.

[@nathanmcgill7249]

@@Jakey5A9913 Yep. I've only just realised now that I wrote Percy Jackson instead of Peter Jackson. What a silly billy I am

[@SCRIPTEDcult1945]

imagine a kid getting a nightmare from this movie then the kid says his biggest fear is the scary man

[@abrahamsvlogs4040]

*Some tiny asparagus is scared of a Scaryman and now I am too* 😂

[@SCRIPTEDcult1945]

@@abrahamsvlogs4040 haha bro what if he was a million dollar criminal

[@abrahamsvlogs4040]

@@SCRIPTEDcult1945 That would be something for sure

[@georgialamb370]

when I first watched this when I was 4 I legit got nightmares from the sporks

[@Anonymous-73]

*ThE dArK lOrD sCaRy MaN*

[@JustAnAverageItalian]

Fun fact: the two main characters in VeggieTales, Larry and Bob, are technically fruit.

[@Dinglemushroom]

I say that to everyone I see

[@azaou34]

Cucumbers are not fruit

[@OuroborosTheProtobean]

@@azaou34you’re not a fruit you boiled cabbage

[@Acorn905]

:0 wow

[@NightOwlStudios21]

Guess what? None of them are vegetables!

[@mygvmtnamepublicallyavailable]

I actually think veggie tales said “I hope we didn’t offend anyone” because there are evangelicals that really do think LOTR is “satanic”or whatever.

[@livlujan1379]

@Maryse Bowen Me too! JK Roweling herself is Christian so it always surprises me when someone says it's satanic.

[@jacobmayer8916]

Well Tolkien was actually a devout Christian, which is why LotR has so many religious themes in it. It’s probably why they thought they’d be safe parodying it

[@livlujan1379]

@@jacobmayer8916 He was Catholic actually, but otherwise you are correct.

[@GamerGirl500-q3f]

Isn’t Catholicism a form of Christianity?

[@livlujan1379]

@@GamerGirl500-q3f yes, but there's some differences.

[@patrickramseyart]

Lord of the Beans is legitimately a hilarious LotR parody. Veggietales humor is often great, but I'd say they perfected their parody game with this one. Hasn't been topped.

[@Lunarfly_streams]

Seriously legendary work 😹💚

[@rimfire8217]

They also did The wizard of Oz.

[@garrothhogonokami]

XD

[@michaelbaptist7694]

yeah, I was mad they didn't get most of the jokes.

[@Anonymous-73]

@@rimfire8217 of course they did every single popular cartoon has parodied or referenced The Wizard Of Oz once

[@loogiloog]

My mom heard me laughing so hard at this and she asked what I was laughing at I answered “V E g G i e T a L E s”

[@Romans1162-y6x]

That’s what I’m sayin. Veggie Tales is some goood stuff. Romans 1:16 Galatians 2:16 John 3:16

[@iceblaze3043]

@Oof TvT I'm curious how this will proceed so I'm commenting to save my spot.

[@Anonymous-73]

Ice blaze good for you

[@al_x2138]

Man, this video is actually becoming nostalgic now. Can't believe it's been three years already

[@BintedBogo]

Akshulee, 🤓🤓 its been for🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

[@Acorn905]

Same i watched this sometime in quarantine and i forgot it existed now im re-watching it and dying of laughter. This made me feel like i had friends :'D

[@KBReal870]

They all look and sound like the same person but with different facial hair.

[@MicrowaveSociety]

Don’t tell our secret

[@logan8640]

Bingles Praise he has a lazy eye

[@BinglesP]

@@logan8640 ok this just appeared in my recommended one day

[@mixwidman5458]

Microwave Society I broke down laughing at this comment.

[@captainpanic3616]

I legitimately thought this when I first watched

[@Turtle_Pain]

"There's only one name scarier than The Scaryman. Tazerface." You, sir have earned a sub.

[@chupacadabra5161]

It's metaphorical!

[@aperson3207]

What do ✨tazers✨ come out of your face

[@pokiepuff3010]

@@chupacadabra5161 ....For what?

[@Glass63]

@@aperson3207 Why in fact, THEY DOOOOoOooOo…

[@greendragon5603]

When I was younger I thought Lord Trapezoid sounded like a cool villain name.

[@elainejsta]

I’m just shocked y’all didn’t take in Larryboy: the Fib from Outer Space. That one is easily the best based on production value lmao

[@TheFemSniper]

sorry bro but it's rumor weed or nothing

[@elainejsta]

Smol Fluff guess I’m just a purist

[@yourmilwaukeebeers]

i used to have a crush on the bad apple 👉👈

[@solacemage]

Savannah Irby what the actual fuck

[@yourmilwaukeebeers]

Solace Mage SJSJSHSJSKS

[@kingraf8]

I've watched so much microwave society in such a short time my all my thoughts are becoming one big microwave society video

[@TheBananaMan971]

same my (gender neutral term)

[@ZizZap4]

The fact that the villain has a really vague name is kind of funny considering the running gag of that character never being given a name. "They've never given me a name. I've been around since show 1 and I still don't have a name." --Scallion #1

[@thx4chrckingin]

Good point

[@TheYoshi115]

Scary Man = Saruman

[@michaelbaptist7694]

@@TheYoshi115 Thank you! I was mad they didn't realize

[@alexanderharrison3912]

Whoa! Vegetable with no name!

[@lordhellstrande2763]

I didn't realize that was him...

[@aztroboy1450]

It should've been a trilogy 1. The Fellowship of The Bean 2. The Two Spork Towers 3. The Return of The Cucumber King

[@i_teleported_bread7404]

Desolation of Spaurk

[@cupwasneverhere]

Y e s

[@peepeepiss2303]

*_Y E S_*

[@cupwasneverhere]

Battle of the five food groups

[@dasecondpeabodyboizombieth2003]

And Then The Prequel: The Foodbit

[@FutureBereaAlumn]

The crazy exposition dude is probably supposed to be Tom Bombadil, a character left out of the LOTR films. Honestly, I didn’t expect a show about vegetables to be more faithful to the books than the movies were.

[@andrewlukkuz369]

Yeah, and his "I'm a lucky fellow" rhymes even sound like the rhymes Tom Bombadillo made in the book

[@Zacman1123]

To be fair: Tom serves no purpose to the plot in the original book. He's just there and the story grinds to a halt during his part.

[@onemanarmysswampparty]

enough about tom bombadil being left out he was there for a cameo in the book and that was it

[@mrbluebelltrain55]

18:14 I could not stop laughing at how you added the sonic music there

[@Grammarhead]

I love how they actually named their Saruman stand-in Scaryman. Respect

[@bigfatshane-o6676]

This could just be called "Laughing at BEANS"

[@MicrowaveSociety]

B E A N S

[@bigfatshane-o6676]

Bruh, you gave me a heart and didn't say no homo.

[@MicrowaveSociety]

I have socks on we good 👌🏼

[@japaneseperson3277]

B Be Bea Bean Beans Bean Bea Be B B E A N S

[@content8432]

*B E A N S*

[@weaponizedautism9889]

Veggietales: This is a bean. Microwave society: Dear God... Veggietales: There's more... Microwave society: No...

[@cashbanooca2103]

Tf2 reference if people didn't know.

[@thx4chrckingin]

Beautiful

[@Mr.Tw1sty]

This bean has every dying wish of every vegetable here

[@jack_patroclus]

@@Mr.Tw1sty you did collect everyone's dying wish, yes?

[@scout2230]

@@jack_patroclus Excellent, gentlemen, synchronize your death watches

[@mirandacollins9122]

Did anyone else crack up when Randolph said, "the sporks they are his utensils"? Cause I sure did 😂😅

[@KyleKringle]

I've never laughed like this at VeggieTales before. My fiance is in pain from the B E A N C L A S S

[@eliasjakemoran02]

Same man, I just rolled the first few times..😂

[@barbaro267]

You guys seem so surprised by the fact that the characters have no hands and therefore shouldn’t be able to physically pick stuff up or hold things. The show is absolutely aware of this and have made jokes about it since the 90‘s lol.

[@sarahmay9155]

I see Merlin in your profile picture 😆

[@arrowls3287]

A bit late, but I see you are a man of culture as well (ur pfp)

[@rogers.5]

Just thought of the scene from Josh and the Big wall "How are we clapping?" "I have no idea"

[@barbaro267]

@@rogers.5 That's the scene I was thinking of!!

[@toonzach2870]

@@rogers.5 Larry says right in the intro "Bob, I don't have any hands."

[@B3b0p]

“He’s gonna commit sudoku” best quote in this video, let him commit number puzzle

[@thx4chrckingin]

"He didn't commit slip n' slide"

[@seamusmckeon9109]

“He came home to uncle leaving to go commit, suede”

[@ok-jn8zf]

"He Commit Suave Shower Gel"

[@Piila]

"He didn't commit stir fry."

[@faceofavictim]

Its been almost 4 years since i found you guys, this was the first video i watched. Thanks for all the laughs and getting me through so much.

[@poorlyrenderedrolf8882]

They helped us through our worst time . Bless these fine men

[@minusagain7828]

Billboy: *commits Sudoku* Toto: This is so sad. Bean, play Despacito.

[@seamusmckeon9109]

OMFG XDDDDDD

[@rabies_baby]

@@seamusmckeon9109 Reeeeeeee

[@kittycatmeowmeow963]

When he says that, does he mean suicide?

[@MrGamelover23]

@@kittycatmeowmeow963 they're referring to seppuku, a Japanese ritual suicide.

[@noddlesnnoddles3063]

When does this happen?

[@name5cereals]

Bro this reminds me of those Wednesday’s at church where the parents are in one room doing whatever and the teacher would turn on some Veggietales, turn of the lights and all like 6 of us would sit on the floor with popcorn and a Capri-Sun. Those were the days man, those were the days.

[@seamusmckeon9109]

Not liking because it’s at 69. Not ruining it

[@name5cereals]

@@seamusmckeon9109 the world will know your sacrifice soldier... godspeed

[@greyfiveys]

I remember Sunday school, hated it sometimes but I remember it

[@TheHealerIzAwesome]

Ugh, yes! Those were the only times I ever enjoyed going to church.

[@SkeweredGlaive]

@@name5cereals Was the Caprisun poisoned?

[@camo6465]

4:30 as a kid I was BEYOND confused why this was a good thing. I assumed he was saying the espresso maker literally made tea taste like bath water. Now I realize that what he MEANT was that the espressos it makes are so good that tea tastes like bath water *BY COMPARISON!* Like, WOW they really should’ve rewritten that line!

[@alexanderharrison3912]

Yep.

[@rachelthompson7487]

Ohh

[@daphnerogers4277]

I am only now realizing that was what he meant.

[@jonathanwilliams1271]

But expresso makers make expressos, not tea...

[@neffinred]

@@jonathanwilliams1271 it’s in comparison to tea

[@RawReviews.]

7:25 😂 Still one of my favorite jokes from Jude

[@keybladegames_real]

23:12 He's farming sand so they can make sandwiches. It's all they have

[@TheHealerIzAwesome]

They call them sandwiches because they're made with sand. They don't call them dirtwiches because they're not made of dirt.

[@pickelboi494]

@@TheHealerIzAwesome r/woooshhh

[@TheHealerIzAwesome]

@@pickelboi494 are you a dumbass? I was doing a gag that these guys do in several of their fucking videos.

[@pickelboi494]

@@TheHealerIzAwesome woooooosh

[@Forbeswife]

@@pickelboi494 your dumb

[@TheSlayr-vw9my]

Jesus this is amazing, I used to watch this movie all the time when I was a kid, but this was the pinnacle of Veggietales viewing right here. If you don't do more I'm going to commit succulent

[@ryanbishop3554]

God I don’t remember the last time i laughed this hard

[@eleaya_rebekah]

same

[@ShursGarden]

"Instead of telling the story, let's have some guy on a unicycle singing about his umbrella just DROP everything on us!?"

[@jordanselleck2117]

This was phrased like a prayer and I was so confused

[@northamerica5142]

Ryan Bishop that's what she said

[@silverghost2294]

Same here.

[@LJB2012]

12:46 “No he was blown off in a windstorm” Is one of the craziest lines in a kids movie ever 💀

[@SawtoothWaves]

i wouldn't complain if you make more of these veggie tales videos

[@salenereaper]

*bean.*

[@DavidDumbedDown]

I wouldn't complain if you changed your profile picture

[@noxlupa2996]

What the-Sawtooth??? That’s so random XD (Loved your last video btw!)

[@skeletalmixer1019]

I love your vids m8

[@sunshinegirlmissriddlerent5605]

@@DavidDumbedDown no reason to bully someone just cause they have a pony profile picture dude

[@harrisonmoore3841]

In the future, humor will be randomly generated Weed-eater

[@harrisonmoore3841]

Seriously though, I’m glad this video popped up in my recommendations. Subscribed, and will patiently await next upload.

[@fearsomefivefilms]

Is a good reference to one of the worst VT episodes ever, too.

[@diegoluna3342]

For real max

[@quagmireforsale]

I'm still in a dream...

[@knowledgehub9271]

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA LOFL LOL LMAO

[@curtthornton2743]

Please do another video like this. This is the most I have ever laughed and so thoroughly enjoyed. What made me laugh was y’all’s reaction to VeggieTales which is what I grew up watching. Not offended in any way

[@downtownmotel8914]

Yo same!!! Y'all need to watch Madame Blueberry, it's such a self-aware episode, it's great

[@JNSStudios]

The fact that i watched this as a kid and have nostalgia for it makes it much more funny.

[@montygo1291]

The Bunny Song movie and Any Larry Boy episode!

[@danabferg5763]

Same! I wish they'd do The Pirates That Don't Do Anything.

[@eleaya_rebekah]

i grew up with veggietales and i havent laughed this hard since quarantine started!

[@Generic_Human26]

12:17 Larry got the bombastic sideye

[@iAnnie]

Whomever the editor was needs to be paid more. The details and extra added jokes were too amazing. As if I wasn't crying with laughter already. XD

[@JadeEye3314]

Why is there a baby with a beard talking like a middle-aged man

[@MicrowaveSociety]

@OurEntireChannelStaff 🤷‍♂️

[@Gribby385]

yes not normr

[@namelessnavnls8060]

I'm more curious about the guy whose eyes keep boggling out of his head. Is that a filter or does he just do that? I cannot figure it out. Lol (No offense intended)

[@At0m1c_At0m]

@@namelessnavnls8060 he has a lazy eye.

[@fishbonk.]

@@MicrowaveSociety l o l

[@theman6422]

Stand user: Larry the Cucumber Stand name: [ PIRATES WHO DONT DO ANYTHING ] Ability: it has an infinite amount of arms, and can hold anything Larry commands it to hold.

[@Lunarfly_streams]

Absolutely yes😹

[@totoro3651]

I was waiting for this comment haha

[@shotaaizawa1206]

that's op for an op character

[@JustAnAverageItalian]

SCP-1673 Codenamed: Larry the Cucumber

[@abraham_benson_official]

This is the video that has entertained me the most during quarantine. And then it got me to watch more of your videos. I just want to say thank you Bren, Jude, and Josiah for giving all of us all this entertainment for the last 2+ years. I will continue watching you for a long long time. Thank you, Microwave Society… thank you - Abraham

[@jonahscheie3547]

“In the future, humor will be randomly generated” Is actually a running gag in the episode “Larry’s wonderful world of autotainment”

[@seaotter4439]

Everyone gangsta until the celery start speaking enchantment table

[@besquareorbethere8093]

I realized that "Scaryman" is supposed to sound like "Saruman" Now I want a sequel to this movie with a villain called "Scaryon" or something.

[@Sean_Bird]

I also just realized that.

[@jonathanwilliams1271]

I feel like half of this episode is them not getting the veggietales jokes lol

[@MasterBuilderDragon]

And the trilogy ends with his brother Scaryoff

[@ryantabor9582]

18:05 I did not expect a cartoon in real life to look so harrowing and unholy. Please make more.

[@cricketxing]

These grown men watching my childhood with no prior knowledge is the entertainment I didnt know I needed

[@michaelbaptist7694]

All of the jokes that you assume aren't thought out are actually really clever parodies of LOTR. For example Scary Man is like Saruman, sporks are like orcs, the random unicycle guy is a parody of the seeming randomness of Tom Bombadill. The line when Bilboy says "like chocolate pudding spread over too much ham" is parodying Bilbo's " like butter spread over too much toast". None of this movie isn't thought out.

[@texnicolor]

And Gollem got his name from the sound he would make when he would clear his throat or cough. “Ahem.” Super clever.

[@epikthread8494]

I literally almost passed out from hyperventilation because I was laughing so hard. You guys are hysterical. This was the first time I cried of laughter over a *_B Ə Ą Ň_*

[@TheEmoCat]

🅱️3️⃣🅰️📈 Bean

[@Anonymous-73]

Bn

[@AlexisDraws0]

BÆN

[@pissapocalypse]

Bæn

[@tberlin9070]

*BÆÑ*

[@DrittenGirl23]

my friend was singing the veggitales theme song to herself in the middle of class, and I genuinely wanted to say "then you have mental health problems and should see a doctor immediately" after she did the first line

[@AimlessSavant]

But. Tea IS bathwater. For the tea bags... *Forensic Files theme intensifies*

[@Anonymous-73]

X-files theme

[@LeafRazorStorm]

10:43 Oh, the classic "AaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaA!" The best part is, at least for the Jonah movie, everyone was *told* to scream like that. Since the characters are being shaken around in this scene, the idea is their voices will shake too.

[@calltf2165]

Oh the classic user that makes veggiesins Sorry was that too far

[@HollowKnightFan77]

Speaking of Veggie Sins, Leaf Razor Storm, when are you gonna make more Everything Wrong With videos about VeggieTales?

[@awesomefox555]

the jonah movie freaking broke veggietales

[@tjroyal3101]

"Why is she speaking in Enchantment Table?" Just killed me lol

[@leviowings5265]

Thanks for the laughs. Veggietales and Lord of the Rings are both a huge part of my childhood, so it was fun to revisit it. Also I think “Scary Man” is a play on words off of “Saruman”.

[@MCNinjaDJ]

Veggie Tales was sold out of most stores back when it first became a thing and it was college students buying them all up cause the humor was good xD

[@DrakeKnight99]

Weed and religous vegetables go together

[@YuukiTakemoto1996]

Yeah. From what I've seen, it's an iconic masterpiece.

[@jordanboyd5587]

"Today is my twelvity-twoothed birthday!" How could anyone say that line without bursting out laughing?

[@RetroEste]

I would assume that Phil had to do a thousand takes in order to try and not laugh.

[@Zacman1123]

@@RetroEste I believe that

[@CigaretteCrayon]

One thousand, one hundred, onety-one.

[@pillowmint4622]

that phrase makes my brain hurt.

[@kendra_t]

it took twelvity two takes

[@ethanbailey5636]

Pretty sure the “Lucky Boy” is just Veggietales Tom Bombadil. Which explains how he knows all that stuff, because Tom Bombadil is basically omnipotent.

[@josiebianchi3481]

Can't believe Tom Bombadil showed up in the fucking Veggietales parody but not in any of the Peter Jackson movies lmao

[@kentuckycryptid]

@@josiebianchi3481All I know is that Tom Bombadil is a merry fellow.

[@wschleisner]

13:53 great value gate.

[@omegaflowey9932]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@MrSkerpentine]

Stoned Millennial Memers Question Animation Made For Young Children For 24 Minutes

[@MicrowaveSociety]

Well we weren’t high but that’s fair 😂

[@RyanGotReal]

Alternate Name: "3 grown men laugh about vegetables"

[@chikoritapkmnfg7331]

I still would've clicked on it..

[@elsie8757]

Three grown men laughing alone with salad

[@mrkylesfilms1]

The audio editing in this makes me laugh so hard, almost more than the jokes themselves. If you went back to the older episodes you’d have even more jokes, since the animation just looks...well, it looks. That’s all I’ll say.

[@M50A1]

It sees

[@JNSStudios]

It’s there

[@BinglesP]

As someone who loves Problem Solverz I can agree it certainly looks

[@shrimpy.w]

“I want some gamer vegetable bath water please”

[@Pink-Computer]

"What is _this?_ An expresso machine?" "Oh you really must try it! It makes tea taste like *bath water* " I'm sorry *_what?_*

[@pissapocalypse]

I drank my own bath water as a kid. 3/10 for taste 8/10 for texture 1/10 for quality 0/10 for temperature

[@eryhv]

I think he was referring to the expresso in comparison to tea. Flew right over my head as a kid too lol

[@SkeweredGlaive]

@@pissapocalypse I had my mouth open when I was younger in the shower just chugging scalding water. Pretty great, would reccomend.

[@mono414]

@@pissapocalypse Texture?? Please say you didn’t shit in the bathtub then drink the shit water as a kid

[@pissapocalypse]

@@mono414 Nah, bathtub water just hits different. However, peeing in it gives it a lil extra sumthin sumthin

[@gmg9010]

Some kid was scared of scary man while I was scared of something truly terrifying the Tickler

[@dawnstar9557]

Was the Tickler the guy in the mysterious cloak holding a feather and tickling any crime-comitting vegetable for eternity?

[@gmg9010]

Dawn Star yes

[@dawnstar9557]

@@gmg9010 Rest in Giggles, French Peas...oh and Mr Lunt as Hayman. Then again he is one of the worst people on the planet, although nowhere near the likes of Sadame, Osama Bin Ladan, or even Hitler.

[@gmg9010]

Dawn Star sure

[@spencerfrankclayton4348]

Dawn Star Haman had the same intentions as Hitler, though.

[@jessemichael-allenyi3863]

Bro, straight up I had a nightmare about the sporks 7 years ago. Just getting kidnapped by them. I was definitely twelve.

[@lolleeness296]

14:50 that bit made me cackle

[@CadenBankerMorgan]

How is, “you’re wrong scary man” not a meme yet?

[@TheHealerIzAwesome]

Dad, drunk at 3 am: I'm getting past one way or another. Me, blocking his path, prepared to protect my little sister: You're wrong, Scary Man!!!

[@Profileunused]

@@TheHealerIzAwesome When my dad is mad cause I'm gaming at 3:00 am but it's actually 2:57 am:

[@alexanderharrison3912]

Satan: Jesus is dead. Jesus: You're wrong, Scaryman!

[@RyoIsamuGaming]

Thanos: "I am inevitable." Ironman: "You're wrong, Scaryman!"

[@epicberrymode3575]

When Scary man slashed at Toto at the end he managed to cut off one of Toto's invisible arms.

[@abrahamsvlogs4040]

Teehee 😂

[@Hutch2Much]

5:21 “He’s giving you everything! His home... His things... this 🅱️ean”

[@Mr.Tw1sty]

🅱️3️⃣🅰️📈

[@user-gp9dh8ci8t]

🅱E🅰nss! 🅿🅾🅿

[@TheEmoCat]

🅱️3️⃣🅰️📈🅾️S

[@ParkerGunzo420]

Distorted Bean

[@TheEmoCat]

@SuperNinja's Personal Channel you get the whole 🅱️3️⃣🅰️N

[@boomboyo]

16:28 okay for a second I thought you were just gonna huff the compressed air and I was disgusted, thank goodness I was wrong haha

[@FoxBlocksHere]

"This is the Asparagus that's been sitting in the back of the fridge for seven years" So his hair is actually mold?

[@pundertalefan4391]

Oh gross!

[@MBLobster]

😂

[@Anonymous-73]

*Throws up razors*

[@i_teleported_bread7404]

I think you mean *twelvety-two* years.

[@matthewreynoso6904]

Lol!

[@krystalblueberry8436]

The characters put so much emphasis on the word "bean" It made me die laughing! 🤣🤣🤣 "Its a *B E A N* junior!!"

[@idkputhere5238]

Laughing with them feels like laughing with friends

[@panicathedogpark]

Same, I’m in a parasocial friendship with these guys. They’re like my brothers at this point tbh

[@gangstagrinder81]

12:24 I love how dissapointed he sound🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@RiverdudeCovers]

This is probably the most I've laughed in years holy shit this was hilarious

[@Kuriboh1008]

Anime cover guy

[@karri17]

Anime cover guy

[@timnixon7891]

Agreed

[@collinbloo]

@@Kuriboh1008 Yes

[@collinbloo]

@@karri17 Also yes

[@Dimmadome64]

"The Dark Lord Scary Man" - Mr. Nezzer, 2005

[@eggmannega6895]

This was probably children's first introduction to Lord of the Rings.

[@firemonkey0291]

Olivia Rogers I think it was mine too.

[@Blazedasonic]

Yep me

[@marymurphy1429]

It probably would have been if my parents weren't big nerds

[@marymurphy1429]

@@oliviarogers3559 both apply in this case

[@Bighomie39]

I don't remember this episode, but the Indiana Jones episode was my first introduction to that franchise

[@axeldoodles6414]

my humor may be broken, because why did I chuckle at the one HONK at 0:18

[@Salamencee]

My humors broken too

[@Wutsizbukkit]

Spam the timestamp

[@genericsmithson4379]

Fun fact: the “tuba” at the start is actually called a sussaphone (can’t spell it) and is somewhat different than a tuba.

[@cashbanooca2103]

He said sussaphone in the beginning.

[@thoronbar]

*sousaphone

[@aperson3207]

The "sus"aphone

[@Mr.Tw1sty]

Sus

[@pyrotechnicwizard7503]

S U S

[@CedarCritter]

7:50 Guy: "You know some kid watched this and had nightmares about Scaryman." Me: *used to have nightmares about him and the cloaked veggie from the island of perpetual tickling* You come into MY house-

[@m.j.piazza7853]

Yes! That cloaked figure freaked me out so badly!

[@brod8142]

I used to be afraid of the Sporks

[@theflickchick9850]

I still have nightmares about the catacombs game on the Minnesota Cuke DVD.

[@Gooberwares]

Holy poppy I thought that was just me!!!

[@GabePickles3837]

@@brod8142 Me too! The part at the end where they steal the What Have We Learned song CD from Qwerty and one of them looked at the camera muttering, that left me unsettled lmao.

[@funnybill9630]

21:44 the CGI cut-scene when you get a spare in bowling

[@alexanderharrison3912]

Nice spare!

[@TheRealRobertGamer669]

5:25 BEAN!!!!!!!

[@aggrona1049]

Larry:"In the future comedy will be randomly generated" Bob: that does not make any sense

[@KleinhesselinkProductions]

21:55 My favorite quote from the video: “straight up body checked that celery.” Lmaod so hard xD

[@NerdySetsokam]

That made me laugh too. I dont wanna be that kind of person, but isn't Scaryman technically a Scallion?

[@KleinhesselinkProductions]

@@NerdySetsokam Some asparagus is scared of a scallion and now I am too XD

[@NerdySetsokam]

@@KleinhesselinkProductions Lmao

[@blazingmammoth3757]

7:23 He sounded so angry that he never got to be in bean class during school. XD

[@ARCtheCartoonMaster]

2:15 Mr. Lawrence: "NAME AND ADDRESS WITHHELD!"

[@sargentnecklaceb.funklesti3891]

Coronavirus: canceles everything Everyone: VEGATAL VARIETY HOUR

[@lorienzoeller6764]

For someone who grew up with Veggietales, i actually found this funnier than the movie

[@GIBarbie2019]

Whenever Bob would come up super close to the screen when I was a kid, I would start crying because it scared me. 😂

[@Lexiholder2534]

The same thing with the tuba

[@fancyfrogash7217]

In the extras on the DVD for this movie they talk about the designs a bit, and they DID actually include the curve in the spork so they'd be able to logically stand.

[@Dovalicious]

Why is watching cartoons funnier when you’re an adult?

[@RoobySwirl]

That and you get to react to how absolutely ridiculous the physics are in the cartoon 😂

[@Anonymous-73]

You can see stuff you “missed”

[@shellyvision9693]

Because you realize it's bad.

[@Anonymous-73]

King 3DDD not exactly

[@shellyvision9693]

@@Anonymous-73 I meant funnily bad

[@dylanrank361]

When I was two I watched this in day care, and watching this now makes me realize that this is probably the BEST Christian media ever. Yes, even better than bible man I said it.

[@Mr.Tw1sty]

@Elizabeth LaPlante the second holiest superhero

[@alexanderharrison3912]

The first holiest being Larryboy.

[@dannywapbang]

Bibleman sucks.

[@AlwaysDr3aming]

*4:31** This line aged like fine wine.*

[@kpjammerwolf330]

"I tell you it makes tea taste like bath water!" *intense wheezing * "OH????"

[@r15tangomangle]

@@kpjammerwolf330 I want some gamer vegetable bath water please

[@ADudeWithAChannel]

@@r15tangomangle it's just really hot asparagus water

[@WOWHOWDIDYOUDOTHATIDKIJUSTDID]

💯TH LIKE LESSS GOOOOOO

[@r15tangomangle]

@@ADudeWithAChannel*laugh* oh no!