Spy Kids 3 is a CGI Fever Dream

[@MicrowaveSociety]

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I don't have an vvbox

[@totallyblaze2019]

Not the vvbox!

[@japaneseperson3277]

O h N o, N o t m y vvbox

[@gwenk903]

Just subbed! You guys are fucking hilarious

[@diego7342]

When you said dad I thought he wasn't gonna be there

[@MrSkerpentine]

“How often is there a store that’s just CHARITY” Goodwill: *allow us to introduce ourselves*

[@brendanbush2174]

*goes to ireland where theres charity shops everywhere*

[@justanormalbird8302]

*when you're the 2nd to reply but got nothing good to reply*

[@knotadoctor1455]

By God you have a point

[@Dargonhuman]

We're neighbors, we moved in down the street.

[@sweetcinnamonpnchkin]

Salvation Army

[@ozzo1121]

“I NEVER GOT HER EMAIL ADRESS” IS THE LINE THAT HAS STUCK WITH ME SINCE I FIRST WATCHED THIS MOVIE AND STILL BEING ABLE TO QUOTE IT AT THE EXACT MOMENT AFTER ALL THESE YEARS MADE ME LOSE IT

[@ethancarlson5871]

@Isabella Nuñez Did you really need all caps?

[@ozzo1121]

Ethan Carlson Nope, but I was freaking out and that’s usually how I portray it (amongst friends, at least). I could go back and change it, but that’s a lot of work so there it stays I guess :)

[@Dargonhuman]

@@ethancarlson5871 Yes, because now the mental image of her screaming while jumping in place and holding her hands to her head is complete.

[@poobletto]

OKAY

[@NexusKirin]

Yes

[@hatkid5904]

This entire movie is just sword art online as a bowling alley strike scene

[@Hexagonian]

omfg i can't lmaoooooo

[@Josh23761]

This comment is vastly underrated. Actually woke people up laughing.

[@eatbsreal]

Godly comment

[@aurorameme4709]

I legit spat out my water thank you

[@samuel_rodrigues69]

Nice shot

[@Locket.L]

George Clooney really went like “Good argument. Unfortunately, your sister is gone”

[@joshuashaw2923]

Good argument *kidnaps your sister* sounds like such a 2023 humor sketch by teenage Zoomers and I hate that I laughed when I wrote it

[@orangegradient4309]

​@@joshuashaw2923dawg, what

[@spingleboygle]

his sister game over'd

[@JUMPYCOOL]

@@spingleboygleHis sister Spy Kids 3: Game Over’d

[@Spinosaurus_guy]

Nice opinion, one small issue. Your sister is kidnapped

[@KitCabaret]

"I love how the letters would be backwards to him." "Ah yes, *tHe LeTtEr sEvEn* ." FOR SOME REASON THAT GOT ME AND I'M STILL LAUGHING

[@phoenixrq9139]

7:23

[@bobrikerik]

"Seven starts with an L."

[@duxtorm]

I can't believe I didn't even realise

[@Narrowgaugesteamer]

The number G

[@Bodhi_Zypha]

“Somebody Ring the Dinkster” will go down as the greatest line in movie history

[@Dr.Oofers]

Ele Bee If I remember correctly, there’s a channel that just posts that same clip everyday.

[@Survivor1672-]

Dr. Oofers that is true, dinkster daily

[@IronMan9771]

Will? It already has

[@kekero540]

No “cake”

[@Bodhi_Zypha]

@@kekero540 dang that’s true

[@thesinner5876]

I love how the ENTIRE MOVIE is just CGI and green screen

[@sargentnecklaceb.funklesti3891]

THIS AIN'T NO GAME

[@GuidedChild]

Ever seen Blue's Clues? XD

[@thesinner5876]

@@GuidedChild yeah but at least the show was good!

[@floydofnova2743]

The prequels in a nutshell.

[@chrizara3673]

Its better than the increíble Bulk thoug

[@fan3805]

Brendan laughing in pain at 2:14 and Josiah screaming out of raw anger at 2:37 in reaction to the propeller hair is always the best

[@autumn_sunday]

gy *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH*

[@Gwestytears]

He does that multiple times

[@ccurrence3]

to quote brent or jude "Thank you lead singer of Korn"

[@dawsonpettit-cg4oc]

Why did that Josiah yell sound like he just did a karate chop

[@Hideyourmozzarella]

he sounded like someone was tearing out his lungs

[@ultra_magikarp3880]

Fun Fact: All of George Clooney's scenes were done in a single day

[@jcoolguy1548]

Nice

[@nagitokomaeda3261]

No wonder this movies so bad

[@Anttheman85]

That explains a lot

[@mushrooms5601]

And so was the movies cgi

[@AvgGuy3512]

That's a quick paycheck

[@jorgenofalltrades]

Carmen: "Call in the family!" **Vin Diesel enters**

[@denzyt1039]

Main reason why I looked this movie up 😂

[@MrChapin316]

😂🅱️

[@49Shadow]

Uncle Domm...

[@sethmath2778]

Vin is bigger than dom

[@RookieFrnndz]

Haha 🤣🤣🤣😭🤣🤣🤣

[@OtakuJuanma2]

"Stallone plays four parts. All of them badly" Alternative reading: Stallone plays four parts. And it's amazing

[@BlackyChan2.0]

Its Godlike

[@psykrow4473]

Idk what that critics been smoking lately

[@dylanf4140]

Actually, he plays 5, if you count the president

[@OtakuJuanma2]

@@dylanf4140 Does it count? He just talks over George Clooney and glitches in st the end, but it's still one of the four parts he is already playing.

[@awest182]

@@dylanf4140 6 he also advertises the game

[@BinglesP]

17:59 To this day I still quote "Did someone ring the Dinkster?" in my vocal stims

[@CTheMagnificiant]

"why are we in texas?" the movies were shot in texas and the director was able to shut down downtown Austin to shoot that last scene with the giant robots

[@Mariodash23]

He shut down an entire city?!

[@ebinecksdee9872]

Robert Rodriguez is the evil villain of Texas

[@spacegoblin0334]

@@ebinecksdee9872 it's true he's live an evil dictator with control ove the entirety of the state of Texas

[@the_drink_real]

they were shot in the green screen department you dingus

[@thumpted8417]

@@the_drink_real r/Whoosh

[@cirrusupdraft]

Is nobody gonna acknowledge how these absolute MADLADS somehow managed to get a 60fps version of this movie?

[@tommygolding6435]

It makes my fucking eyes hurt holy shit

[@Rituna-f3z]

Can we just appriciate that they put blood in a all rated game. Very bib brain move

[@n64mario27]

God damn *MADLADS*

[@ActivelyCursed]

IKR, the spykids on Netflix is only about 40 fps

[@bryantkaus6417]

I thought I was the only one like holy fuck that’s smooth! Shit I only had the fucking dvd from blockbuster

[@jameshicksgaming4929]

The whole movie looks like bowling alley animations

[@Mr.Tw1sty]

This could be said about every Robert Rodriguez kids movie

[@bubble1soap]

FR

[@Anonymous-73]

@@Mr.Tw1sty Sin City lol

[@kitt5234]

Worse even

[@BROXBasher]

You gotta admit, though, the Texas Philharmonic Digital Orchestra did a slapping soundtrack.

[@PayneBone]

"we have to drown them" was my favorite line. the reaction on Bren, Jude and Josiah's face

[@lockheedac-130ugunshipspoo3]

I feel like Spy Kids 3 was supposed to be a 4-D movie but they didn’t have the budget to just fling springs at people in the theatre every week

[@ArmoredMexican]

Funnily enough the 4th one tried to do that a bit but incorporated smells

[@lockheedac-130ugunshipspoo3]

what

[@b.eanimationsandotherstuff1536]

@@ArmoredMexican r/WOOOOSH

[@annacline6349]

B.E Animations and other stuff they didn't say anything to imply they missed the joke

[@joegaddy2030]

@@b.eanimationsandotherstuff1536 thet didnt even miss the joke so what are you talking about

[@Eques_Umbra]

There are only three good things in this movie: 1. Sylvestor Stallone as the Toymaker, and I will fight anyone who says otherwise! 2. Mrs. Giggles' accent 3. "Did somebody ring the Dinkster?"

[@Jeffrey18O]

You also forgot Elijah Wood saying cake and then fucking dying

[@Maxisamo1]

@@Jeffrey18O RIGHT off the heels of him being the main protagonist in The Lord of the Rings btw. That context alone doubles how funny it is

[@P.A.L.09]

Yes yes I did ring the dinkstder

[@peepoodave_qwerty]

@@P.A.L.09 metoo

[@garyclint9335]

There is a KZbin channel called DinskterDaily that uploads a clip of every day of number 3.

[@inotg13nn20]

"For a kid that doesn't know how to fight, you sure know how to fight" *_W H A T_*

[@fnafplushultimate6792]

and the floor is made of floor

[@braxtonvillagran2664]

If you breathe, you take at least one breath

[@timmyc9915]

if you walk, you at least take one step

[@carbonatedArsonist]

The archer class is really made of archers

[@SoOddLuna]

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes

[@de132]

I feel so bad for my dad for taking me to this movie when I was a kid, dude must've had a headache

[@gustavopereira4924]

Your dad was the guy... the real guy

[@HankSmashes]

That's a good dad you've got

[@apcaboylan9584]

I don't understand HOW they casted Elijah Wood, who played Frodo from the LORD OF THE RINGS as 'The Guy' and gave him TWO lines?!?!

[@MBLobster]

He’s not the guy, I am! *cake*

[@jacobrzeszewski6527]

Some people will just show up for a check.

[@exzyyd392]

because it's a joke The whole point is your meant to think he's the special one but he isn't

[@Eques_Umbra]

Its what called a power move.

[@apcaboylan9584]

@@exzyyd392 this sounds right but at the same time this movie is so weirdly bad that’s it’s good, so tbh it might just be ultra weird casting.

[@severalcakes3267]

10:56 *You’re going to Brazil.* 15:05 That freakout was incredible.

[@wren_lapis]

they just tapped in morse code *awkwardly laugh and lean back slightly in your chair* a minute before that scene

[@Jeffrey18O]

Cake *Deads*

[@ilanlaham6911]

"If you look closely, America doesn't exist" *zooming in on South America*

[@ArmoredMexican]

Because North America wasn’t attached to it

[@mr.0511]

North America is only In the new game+

[@thesupervideogamenerdmore3171]

You must pay $40 DLC to see Canada, $30 to see Mexico, and $70 to see everything else.

[@hideofreakingkojima5457]

Alright, who specifically call South America "America?"

[@ilanlaham6911]

@@hideofreakingkojima5457 basically everyone in the American Continent that doesn't live in the United States or Canada

[@Mike14264]

Man, this sure was a movie about spy kids and a game they wanted to be over.

[@masonc1981]

Galaxy

[@skedaddler1]

grandpa stealing a child then making them disappear is the best scene in animation history

[@alaughadaymusic5372]

This is both the funniest and scariest thing I have ever seen, especially after missing my lesson

[@DariaCovington]

HE STOLE THE CHILD

[@thechadpenguin5238]

He did it so casually which made it so funny.

[@pebbles133]

He took him to epstein Island

[@jackofclubs6229]

@@alaughadaymusic5372 Never miss your lesson again or you’ll have your shins broken in Spanish. _Duolingo has spoken_

[@garycoleman115]

To this day we still don’t know if somebody rung the dinkster

[@generalwashingtoad6516]

In our hearts, we all did.

[@MidanMagistrate]

Next time my boyfrind calls me im gonna answer with *"Somebody ring the DINKSTER"*

[@imatruetexan9950]

Edged Piberius ok

[@Mr.Chipper]

Relationship goals

[@lampshade7189]

As you should

[@MidanMagistrate]

Our anniversary is in 9 days so when he calls I'm gonna do that

[@cookiegal7340]

@@MidanMagistrate Did you actually answer with that 👀👀👀

[@PapaSwall]

Now despite this movie not aging well, it’s still a goated childhood movie

[@llynxfyremusic]

It sure has aged

[@justsomerandomdude9830]

Bruh imagine your last words on your tombstone is just “cake.”

[@E4439Qv5]

Basically Marie Antoinette, no?

[@Dr.Oofers]

Cake was a lie.

[@penofwildfire]

okay but I just want "cake" on my tombstone. Not even my name or when I was alive. Just "Cake".

[@davidkonevky7372]

@@E4439Qv5 The "give them cake" line was actually false

[@E4439Qv5]

@@davidkonevky7372 yeah, I know. Thing is, we don't really get to choose our own epitaphs.

[@diamondmetal3062]

I love how Game Over is touted to be some kind of cutting edge VR game but the cover art looks like it belongs to early 2000s shovelware.

[@Bro-cx2jc]

Not to mention you could literally stop your kid from playing the game by just turning off the console

[@deekamikaze]

Probably because the movie came out in 2003. It was probably filmed in 2000

[@copy_catpaste]

@@Bro-cx2jc could b like sao, just can't turn off at all instead of irl💀

[@naumen6508]

Comparing it to shovelware is so fucking accurate. It's amazing.

[@TheHardcoreGamer1]

Maybe because it is from the early 2000s lol

[@Sbevewagon4493]

Let’s be honest considering this whole thing was essentially done by one dude it was a masterpiece

[@erickzamora921]

Explain ?

[@Zenoferrum]

@@erickzamora921 it was done by one dude and still has a better plot than the star wars sequels.

[@milo_south3670]

I mean the first Wallus and Gromit was made by one dude. It took him 6 years.

[@milo_south3670]

@- SageAegis - You take that back, you lying son of a brisket. Wallace and Gromit is a masterpiece and nothing will change that!

[@spudgeaholic]

@@Zenoferrum "He had us in the first half,not gonna lie"

[@council55]

15:04 THE MUSIC STOPPING, HIS HEAD TURNING AND THAT STONEFACED LINE DELIVERY GOT ME ROLLING LMFAOOO 🤣🤣🤣

[@droptherapy2085]

I never realized how stupid this movie actually is but I still look at it fondly. I think I like this movie because it's like a kid wrote it and honestly it was enough to grab my attention when I was like 7 or 8.

[@AsdfAsdf-td7ju]

That is such a good way to describe it. It really just felt like a kid’s idea of going on adventures with friends is like

[@umariqbal7557]

It was a movie designed for kids, not for adults, adults are only going to have bad things to say about it.

[@jasonjackson8111]

@@umariqbal7557 I no right I still love this movie has a adult and if you never watch it has a kid your not going to like it because they to much use to better CGI in movies now of days but I love movies like this instead of the movies they make now of days that are complete trash

[@Karlos1234ify]

Same

[@umariqbal7557]

@@jasonjackson8111 I watched it when I was around 9 or 10 and enjoyed it, Now I look at it and see it as something that was supposed to be wonky, and not serious in any sort of way which are the shows and stuff I watch and read now.

[@glamorouslynothere4785]

18:16 This grandpa is literally the American version of every 1000 year old anime master that’s bald and has a long white beard 💃

[@thanus6636]

Ah yes, the master of Japanese cartoons

[@Person-mk7tk]

@@thanus6636 master wu

[@samuraiturtle.2637]

Yeah but this one got a Happy Wheels wheelchair

[@noonecares7397]

l

[@Cmdrbzrd]

LONG AGO, BEFORE TIME HAD A NAME, THE FIRST SPINJISTU MASTER CREATED NINJAGO.

[@SuperLbptutorials]

And now Robert Rodriguez directed Alita: battle angel... how far he's come.

[@onometre]

He was making fantastic movies well before this too. This and Sharkboy and Lava girl are definitely his career's nadir

[@CMan-x7k]

I thought that was James Cameron?

[@Dr.Oofers]

onometre so basically these are the (sort of) low budget, probably meant to just be (shown in theaters) and then they get turned into direct-to-dvd movies.

[@kekero540]

How dare he’s fallen from creating this masterpiece to making anime rip-offsZ

[@fightingmedialounge519]

Not exactly dr oofers

[@VanguarDSFG]

I loved this movie, especially the hexagon office things, but now i just realized how dangerous it would actually be

[@echolee7782]

15:50 I thought he said "Kink" Instead of "Cake" I was questioning *SO MANY THINGS*

[@dominicparisi2999]

B U T Y O U S T I L L N E E D T O D I E

[@MaddieM4]

It was electrostimulation, apparently

[@georgejefferson8048]

What so you don't have any questions anymore?

[@RawReviews.]

😂

[@AndroidGX773]

The Guy: *walks up* Cake The Guy: *dies*

[@pixelrunner2775]

"For a kid who doesn't know how to fight, you sure know how to fight" is my new favorite quote in all of film history

[@musicalmaestrolio]

Might use it in online arguements

[@MAXIMUMPOWER42]

Did somebody ring the Dinkster?

[@musicalmaestrolio]

@@MAXIMUMPOWER42 Somebody ring the Dinkster

[@chimchar87]

@@musicalmaestrolioI rung the Dinkster

[@musicalmaestrolio]

@@chimchar87 I'm proud of you, champ

[@BlackyChan2.0]

Y’all realize this is the best live action adaptation of SAO right?

[@quinxly201]

Yeah

[@rubensnderstrup-granquist2995]

I hate to admit it but yes

[@justaguywithamask6505]

Isnt it the only one?

[@koto485]

I'm wheezing right now

[@methodzero]

Yeah

[@AlphaTheSynth]

5:13 "Gentlemen, synchronize your death watches."

[@timdrury480]

Bucket

[@AlphaTheSynth]

@@timdrury480 Dear god

[@Thisisjustforcomments]

@@AlphaTheSynththere’s more

[@AlphaTheSynth]

@@Thisisjustforcomments No...

[@headphone_cat_gaming]

Teleporting bread!

[@branflakescereal4174]

For the robot fight scene, I just realized that in order for the girl to do that spin thing, she would have to break her spine

[@sageempires1232]

Oh lord no

[@Anonymous-73]

Foreshadowing

[@apollo378]

Uh oh

[@isaacthomson7483]

Wait... since she was in a video game she wouldn't break her spine unless the game creater guy added a new break ur spine feature or a glitch that allows u to break ur spine.

[@MBLobster]

Not a lot of realism in these games

[@dejulesb974]

I still can’t believe Stallone is in this movie.

[@MarlboroManiac]

Poor Rambo 😔

[@icymikey6921]

Money is money lol

[@johnniemcclure8477]

And he was king shark🦈

[@spicetea4060]

I thought he was weird in Rinestone.

[@JakofAllTrades57]

He does a good amount for money, now Elijah Wood's cameo...

[@morningfaroe612]

i can’t believe elijah wood was in this movie. frodo was also the guy from spy kids for like 10 seconds lol

[@MintySweetea]

he was waht. Nine was in what movie

[@LocalTorchwoodIntern]

Doesnt help that the voice actor for Rex (Generator Rex) was in this movie too

[@vtechvsmile]

elijah wood is my favorite back to the future character

[@ararepotato1420]

My head cannon as a kid was when frodo went with Gandalf at the end of TLOTR he became the guy. The guy meaning: "they guy who destroyed the ring." My family liked to connect every movie together for some reason.

[@Dargonhuman]

@@ararepotato1420 My family did that too, which is probably part of the reason I love crossovers so much as an adult. Also probably why every movie with Patrick Stewart in it that's not Star Trek is just Picard in a holodeck. Well, except the X-Men movies, but only because I would love to see the Star Trek TNG/X-Men crossover novel made into a movie and Patrick Stewart playing both Picard and Xavier and seeing how Patrick would emote both characters meeting for the first time.

[@QWRTkeyboard]

18:17 Happy Wheels

[@pathfinderunknown2091]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Atlasworld2005]

I laughed way too hard at this, holy shit

[@jaeger1654]

15:49 Frodo Baggins is electrocuted to death

[@jaeger1654]

no

[@shaggystoner5235]

*C a k e*

[@Narrowgaugesteamer]

C A K E B E L I K E

[@crusty_]

cake is a lie

[@loasoda2]

Imagine your last words being "cake" before getting electrocuted painfully to death

[@faceofavictim]

But he never got her email address 😭

[@MicrowaveSociety]

rip

[@just_another_internet_man755]

@@aristotlepovey9866 rest in piss 😔✊

[@lol_fruits]

@@aristotlepovey9866 rest in existence

[@Proprietor11]

@@aristotlepovey9866 rest in *peepee*

[@user-td3ke9st9m]

@@Proprietor11 rest in period blood

[@SnobbyBird_]

Alternate title: 3 grown men laugh at bolts, grandpas, and flying children for about 19 minutes

[@Bro-cx2jc]

And hexagons, don't forget the hexagons

[@clownofclouds]

​@@Bro-cx2jcnever forget the hexagons!

[@vidur1903]

3 grown neck beards

[@tropicalbass5574]

This comment would be tremendously better with commas

[@SnobbyBird_]

@@tropicalbass5574you’re welcome

[@darkpit37]

One thing I somehow never questioned about this franchise is that we're all just supposed to expect that some kid who's whiter than I am with even redder hair than me came from a huge castillian family.

[@deiatro2127]

“At Kiiinngggggssss island!” Cincinnati gang just went “whoa”

[@tybyrum6767]

Accurate

[@anobliviousschizophrenic2274]

90% of the video is just laughing and bad effects

[@MicrowaveSociety]

I mean.... yeah. 😂

[@josephslifeinvestingandgen6430]

@@MicrowaveSociety we wouldn't have it any other way.

[@knightluke44]

This video made me laugh so friggin hard

[@logan8640]

Finally, some good fucking content

[@Dargonhuman]

You say that like it's a bad thing?

[@anthonyangel5992]

"I really hate that everything is hexagons!" WandaVision be like

[@sonsonthegoddessofconfusio3183]

... You mean mff wandavision

[@doppio8061]

true

[@monica-ib8rb]

LMAOO

[@whatiftherewasanun]

nfts

[@Bro-cx2jc]

Just like in the Pentagon, where everything is a penta--- *Agents pounding at my door* ---is...uh...top secret and not allowed to be discussed *Agents retreat quietly*

[@Protogen2021]

10:51 "You're supposed to be winning the race Judi" *Grandpa proceeded to kidnap a child*

[@Mariorox1956]

Sharkboy and Lavagirl, thoughts?

[@Gen-ZChristian]

Yes

[@BrokenDollyBoy]

Every troublemaker studios movie is a 10 no matter what

[@chrizara3673]

Thoughts

[@AllSphere]

Omg yess

[@Gen-ZChristian]

Coolguy0611zee we have similar names

[@cereusleaf9128]

“How much cgi should we put in the movies sir?” “Yes”

[@doppio8061]

lol

[@cemeraslan369]

"Spy Kids 3D is The Room for Kids Movies." Cool Cat Saves the Kids: Am i a joke to you?

[@bensonabernathy4664]

For me this is Microwave Society's greatest video. I was laughing pretty much the entirety of watching this video.

[@Pumpkin-man]

16:08 “you fell in love with hatumie niku again!”

[@Nevalster]

Turn on the captions and it says: you fell in love with *Watson Mineko* Again

[@fionamerrigan6260]

Isn't it hatsune miku?

[@RadioactiveSludge]

@@fionamerrigan6260 tis

[@TheCrowFrend]

Her name is Chuck

[@Poggersman37]

@@TheCrowFrendi laughed so hard over that

[@creatureconnor]

Anyone else remember actually thinking this was a topnotch movie with great graphics when they were in daycare?!

[@callmesenpai8266]

for real man, i thought the frogs looked way better but now seeing it, looks so weird

[@kmmediafactory]

Same here man, I thought it was amazing when I watched as a kid😆.

[@dragonmaster3030]

I remember when I made sharkbiy and lavagirl a annual tradition where I would watch it every year because surprisingly to my knowledge for awhile the movie was aired a single time a year, it's like Hallmark but more obscure

[@SammPlaysGames]

I remember it being so good!! And then there's....this.

[@farlado5459]

My sister won this on DVD at the local children's museum. We had the other two movies on VHS.

[@zdvxr]

Wait the bad guy is Sylvester Stallone?! I didn’t know who he was when I watched those movies when I was young. THE GUY IS ELIJAH WOOD!?!?!?!!

[@artemisfowldragon]

Grandpa is kahn

[@Matieo5678]

I was watching like no wait yes why really? Rocky 🤣

[@alexisd6106]

The girl in the beginning is Selena Gomez and the blond girl is Emily Osment. Their dad is Antonio Banderas. The animal dude is Steve Buscemi.

[@masterseal0418]

So Frodo Baggins himself is in a Spy Kids movie...

[@FallingDrop234]

14:10 Am I the only guy who realized he’s not actually bald?

[@arjb1046]

Shortly after the release of Spy kids 3D. Rodriguez committed vegetable stew. For he could not bear the shame of creating such an abomination.

[@chefboiarby304]

You mean the fourth movie?

[@gamersinacontainer]

ABOMINATION? This is a MASTERPIECE!

[@DraconasTenZHG]

Spy Kids 1/2/3 are super cheesy yet fun movies Spy Kids 4 is the one nobody is talking about and you can tell why just by watching the cursed trailer

[@gamersinacontainer]

@@DraconasTenZHG We don't speak its name!

[@Soliye.]

What do you mean ? Spy kids movies were pretty dope back then when watching as a kid

[@Anonymous-73]

This is just Ready Player One for kids

[@Dr.Oofers]

Anonymous 73 It’s the 0.5 version dude, be nice to the devs 😔

[@Anonymous-73]

@@Dr.Oofers i wonder what the alpha was like

[@thesupervideogamenerdmore3171]

Film - Ready Player One Netflix Adaptation - Spy Kids 3D KZbin Skit Adaptation - Spy Kids 4

[@GordonN661]

But better

[@JNSStudios]

This movie walked so Ready Player One could run

[@DaNintendude]

The line that always sticks with me is "The wizard of Atarti....Seg....Nendo!"

[@thesupervideogamenerdmore3171]

I remember that

[@al1_u158]

Every CGI could be explained with “it’s just game graphic” and “kids show”

[@Anonymous-73]

Sword Art Online live action edition: the netflix adaptation

[@sweetcinnamonpnchkin]

An actual improvement

[@Anonymous-73]

@@sweetcinnamonpnchkin facts

[@AzumarillConGafasBv]

Sword Art Online except it doesn't has Kirito and is actually enjoyable after chapter 1

[@derekmayers-louther]

@@AzumarillConGafasBv sao isn't even a bad thing its just meh not every anime is a masterpiecr

[@colingznetworkplus4618]

But the actual show is better than this

[@AzumarillConGafasBv]

"Attention Gamers" *after saying that, a random child murders a girl, truly, doing a pro-gamer move*

[@Lettucem3n]

She breathed.

[@alexpham8160]

*gender equality at it's finest*

[@hannahm.3836]

Nobody: Not a single soul: That one guy on a go-kart: Ha hA KArT Go WEeeEEeEeEEeeEeEEEeE

[@Zeltiar]

"You are talking to youself, I am you!" is the most funniest things i ever heard.

[@spikeynay7381]

This is ready player one but even more of an acid trip

[@Dr.Oofers]

Aiden Carlson ready player one 0.5 version

[@spikeynay7381]

More like .01 version

[@PotatoVoid255]

More like Pre(6x) Alpha

[@34Witchdoctor]

6:12 "Why is he wearing a bra on his face?" Dudes! Do you not know Battle Ready Armor when you see it?!

[@ninjabluefyre3815]

I understood that reference.

[@buzzsawenthusiast1756]

thanks for violently choke slamming me into my childhood memories

[@Dargonhuman]

That still doesn't answer the question of why he's wearing it on his face...

[@LowdownMonty]

He looks like a youngster trainer class, but those goggles make me think Team Flare.

[@amymartin213]

"VeggieTales was their best video" Spy Kids: "Allow us to introduce ourselves" Edit: Thanks for the likes!

[@luckikyy]

Amy Martin using a veggietales meme for spy kids, I am impressed

[@bulbusarues]

You have provoked a gang war

[@PixelRoyalOfficial]

Pixar even gave veggie tales a tip on animation lol

[@Overlordgaming1208]

Ys

[@Overlordgaming1208]

Yes

[@anthonykoslowski5346]

12:29 The sheer power behind that “OOPS!” was amazing.

[@AnonEMus-cp2mn]

"I was standing in line to buy my copy of the biggest virtual reality game in history" *CYBERPUNK 2077*

[@CyberAztec]

But some guy said Wake the fuck up samurai! We have a city to burn!

[@thesupervideogamenerdmore3171]

No. The Virtual Boy is the best.

[@BlazeVR1046]

13:34 "I never even got her email adress" I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe😂 Edit: over 400 likes! Thanks guys!

[@Perfect.unsymmetry]

Seriously who just says I WANT UR EMAIL ADDRESS BUT IM TOTALLY NOT GONNA TRACK YOU AND KILL YOU 🤫

[@Jay_0605]

For reals bro! That was the bare minimum

[@tryingtoget1milionsubswith744]

I know

[@betaplain297]

i like how washington is just a picture of downtown austin

[@jaybirdsingleton2472]

Spy kids 2 had a scene at Austin’s capital building too. I think spy kids had rights to the Texas capital building

[@SomeGuyWhoPlaysGames333]

Wait, that’s supposed to be Washington DC?

[@reallyannoyingguy6625]

7:20: why the heck does he lose HP for a required level transition? That's terrible game design, stallone.

[@thisisnotmyname4499]

18:07 You keep freaking out over the rocket boots, but then gloss over the 'SPY AWARDS'

[@ThatNerdGuy0]

maybe its for those who have graduated from spyhood?

[@MDPace]

Man this movie is nostalgia, went to the theater to see this

[@raphaeldias5502]

Same!

[@octoisgay]

Mia Pace That’s unfortunate.

[@buurbagturd3539]

dude the avengers assemble scene is actually so beautiful, with the robot children and the flying pig, it is just so batshit insane without context

[@dagothur3592]

I like how they show a child playing the game with glasses and a controller, but Juni had to go through a damn wormhole to enter the matrix.

[@atomicghost775]

" for a kid that dosent know how to fight, you sure now how to fight" line has the same energy as " people die when they are killed".

[@Bro-cx2jc]

"the blue is sky"

[@gumdropp2264]

12:11 THE FACT THAT THEY STUCK HIS HEAD ON THE GIRLS BODY WAS SO UNEXPECTED I ACTUALLY STARTED CACKLING PLEASE I WAS IN TEARS BECAUSE OF THIS

[@K1ttyGam3r]

IKR -also hi lol-

[@akdarwish3091]

@@K1ttyGam3r hello there

[@K1ttyGam3r]

@@akdarwish3091 heyo

[@wren_lapis]

SAME LMAOO

[@markcasadevall9509]

A reverse taskmaster

[@EmrysMalcolm]

I have very faint memories of a few scenes from this movie that I saw at summer camp as a kid, but had no idea what it was. Thank you for answering this question that has been bothering me for years.

[@makthemaniac1]

I can imagine just going bowling and you get a strike then this entire movie plays, completely uncut

[@sircrabsalot4840]

the movie has npc levels of dialogue and I love it

[@wren_lapis]

nah, these guys wish they were npc's.

[@diamondmetal3062]

“Have you heard of the high elves?” “She never gave me her email address…”

[@dripichoke9492]

Was that “Wake Up” from Chop Suey! by System Of A Down

[@MicrowaveSociety]

Yes, it was indeed WAKE UP from Chop Suey! - System Of A Down

[@bighomie8553]

TABLE

[@tbana2396]

@@bighomie8553 TABLE TABLE TABLE TABLE TABLE TABLE TABLE TABLE

[@a.bstopmotions6871]

Can I ask how Josiah did those sound effects cause I’ve been trying to do that with my keyboard

[@sargentnecklaceb.funklesti3891]

I require this illustrious course of power and humor.

[@UrLoPi02]

7:13 Dr robotnik after discoving what shadow did to his wife and that he is on the abandoned space station

[@irain4927]

"This is DoWnToWn WaShInGtOn!" *Texas flag waves in the background on the Austin capital*

[@diegogarcicruz6134]

7:13 This is more funny than it has any right to be. He just gets launched like a ragdoll

[@JazzyPantsINC]

It’s cuz their laugh makes it even funnier

[@isaacandluxo5463]

Jude: “this is the best written portion of the movie” *literally ten seconds later* *“I wanna kill myself”*

[@Kazsri]

"Cake"-best last word

[@HealthGage0336]

No his last words were "oops."

[@justaweirdguy376]

"aH yEs tHe lETTeR sEVeN" *CHOKES ON AIR*

[@minetieplays2092]

Microwave society: “why is everything hexagons?!” CGP grey: “allow me to introduce myself”

[@noahhamilton5974]

True

[@Bro-cx2jc]

I think it's a poke at the Pentagon, just a way of saying the OSS is the Spy Kids version of it and going all out to make sure people get what they're acting like lmao and it's one of those things that easily went over my head as a kid

[@minimappering]

lmao

[@minimappering]

he did make a vid on them being awesome

[@minetieplays2092]

@@minimappering yes that's what I was referencing

[@ForTheOmnissiah]

15:48 I legitimately just spit out some of my drink in shock and exclaimed "IS THAT ELIJAH WOOD?!" This movie came out the same year as RETURN OF THE KING. Debated as one of the greatest film series ever, won countless awards, Elijah Wood being the forefront of the AMAZING acting in the series... AND HE TOOK PART IN THIS ATROCITY OF A MOVIE I JUST

[@anonymouslucario285]

You just what?

[@ShibuNub3305]

@@anonymouslucario285 He just

[@ElectrikStatik900]

@@anonymouslucario285 he forgor 💀

[@parlinmains]

Man takes a lot of weird roles like this. Respect to him.

[@knightlygrahamcracker]

This movie was my childhood and only now do I realize how incredible it is

[@daemonxdog3477]

3:22 Me pretending to play the racing games at the arcade when I ran out of tokens.

[@ethangonzalez9932]

3:24

[@FrumpDump]

Car go *WeEeE*

[@rachellelouise6112]

3:25

[@ghhn4505]

Holy shit, this is the hardest I've laughed at a video in a while. You guys have great chemistry, subscribed like halfway through.

[@kmmediafactory]

Agree man, very good chemistry 😆

[@patdadysworld]

@@kmmediafactory im a little silly laugher i like to listen to funny talk man get my mood poppy bubble tummy

[@Solice-lx8mk]

When Brendon went "oh no, my camera" I was hoping they'd do a cut-in of that guys that goes "oh no, my anarchy symbol".