Warhammer BODY HORROR: Nurgle Land Raider

[@MidwinterMinis]

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[@richardmacpherson7647]

What's the pot of glue you use..???

[@MidwinterMinis]

For the model? Tamiya extra thin plastic cement!

[@richardmacpherson7647]

@@MidwinterMinis thank you sir.. As soon as I asked the question.. The answer came up on the video 😂. Also just ordered the art print 😁😁😁

[@leemassey1934]

The two "dark recesses" and your using of blood for the blood God which I have been using a lot lately.

[@hydecleese8877]

My favourite part was definitely the sphinters. And do you think that PVE and super glue technique would work well with Necron flayed ones?

[@NorthoftheBorder]

I think you'll find your sphincter doors are called _doorifices_

[@JamesSerapio]

Dad joke winner here! Thank you! 🤣

[@NathanielGarr0_96]

Bruh, why do I find this so funny

[@adamwilson7078]

Yooo! Hey dude, love your work! It's incredible how talented you are. :)

[@Nicolas-yd2mw]

GOLD !

[@khoshekhthecat]

*ohh noo*

[@rKhael53]

- Battle report situation, soldier ! - Their tank division is shitting on us ! - Can't you be more precise ? - Hard to be more precise than that, sir...

[@raskzak3313]

This meme as been approved by the god emperor of humanity

[@xaeromancer]

The old Chaos Dwarf petard does that, from the same era as the Nurgle toilet.

[@afatsquirrel1853]

Hahaha

[@doejon9424]

It does bring up.a valid point. Where do Space Marine poop ? Is Ork poop more stinky than Space Marine poop ? Is Death Guard poop more stinky than the actual decaying flesh of them ?

[@spehhhsssmarineer8961]

@@doejon9424 average 40k theories video

[@docterfantazmo]

*Mortarion:* This blessed war machine will deliver us into the midst of our enemies! Quickly!! Into the Land Russy!!! *Typhus:* Do we have to, my lord?

[@bluedog843]

The land russy💀

[@georgiemaxwell2329]

They weren’t lying when they said that land russy can fart

[@d.n5287]

"Maybe chaos was a mistake, Is a penitence crusade still an option?"

[@Prophetofthe8thLegion]

I hate the name. I hate everything

[@Raptor-yo7ir]

Mortarion: “Shut up Typhus. You don’t get to talk, your the reason why we’re like this”

[@iang257]

Imagine being a guardsmen, seeing this monster stop after blasting the front gate open. Only to open its mouth and a squad of death guard charge out.

[@chasetower6773]

I try every Time… 🩸🩸🩸

[@ForgottenNavigator]

I'm imagining that scene from Joe Dirt where he's getting hosed off while crying "I got the poopy on me."

[@slappybio1686]

imagine instead of the death Guards casually charging out of the Tank, the Tank spits them out of its mouth

[@constable117]

I’d rather take the commissar bolt

[@pelican4262]

New w40k meta: Psychologically damaging your opponent with revolting, cursed minis. I love it

[@mr.potato2223]

Have you seen the great clean one?

[@NCRVeteranRanger]

@@mr.potato2223 It is the most glorious 40k mini to ever exist.

[@banishedpest115]

A close second to just being a god at freehanding cool details onto your tanks that makes your opponent not want to shoot them off the board.

[@mr.potato2223]

@@NCRVeteranRanger give praise to the great clean one Also Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter

[@NCRVeteranRanger]

@@mr.potato2223 We won’t go quietly, the Legion can count on that.

[@That_Aussie_Bloke]

Imagine going to challenge someone and they pull out the chaos legion from a novel made by HP Lovecraft, what kind of eldtrich horrors are these. I love it.

[@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus]

Hp lovecraft is more the god of change territory I think

[@REALLYWEIRDGAMES]

cronenberg is more apt

[@averageeughenjoyer6429]

It would definetly be black legion

[@Auridus]

I really could've gone the rest of my life without seeing hand-sculpted sphincters on a tank. Well done!

[@ledgengoad9152]

Imagine the rattle of a main battle tank mixed with the panting of a tired pug, that’s the noise this thing makes

[@WozWozEre]

Something about those human teeth really adds to the body horror aspect of it. Sharp teeth just wouldn't have the same effect.

[@MidwinterMinis]

Definitely. I was considering asking people to donate milk teeth, but I thought that might be a step too far, haha

[@themilitarumpainter]

@@MidwinterMinis I think that it would have been a great step, not too far at all 😂 maybe dedicate the tank to those mortals that offered up their teeth?

[@baalrog887]

Did sum one say teef? Iz got loads ov um but you can't 'ave 'em, dey's my teef. I need 'em for dakka.

[@TheGoGoat91]

The human teeth do make it unsettling, like, I have chills staring at it

[@Helca_Butane]

@@themilitarumpainter does that imply that the tooth fairy is a manifestation of Nurgle's power?

[@thenewmann3775]

The fact that the land raider's "details" litterally made me shiver out of disguist makes papa nurgles proud. Good painting bud.

[@CommissarMitch]

I can even hear what this thing sounds like when it drives. It does not sparkle joy.

[@davep5788]

"It does not sparkle joy." 😂😂😂

[@comethiburs2326]

what you mean that a loud, continous fart would not be fun at first? i picture this souding like a wet sounding i16 ishak.

[@Ricky-oi3wv]

@@comethiburs2326 yip. farts. its a fart wagon.

[@Ideo7Z]

I read that in Marie Kondo's voice.

[@chrism4841]

Like someone dropping a box of squid and fish guts down some linoleum lined stairs.

[@natinelaney6801]

Imagine being a guards man told you'll fight chaos space marines then hearing heavy breathing look over the trench and see twelve of these rolling over the hill i needed to add this here to celebrate half a thousand likes this lets me know there are still nice people on youtube i am so happy i just cant contain it thank you all .

[@nikolaivanov7400]

Fuck me I rather die by the commissar hand than to those things

[@the_engineer5757]

FOR THE EMPEROR

[@the_engineer5757]

Also Brother get the flamer ... The Heavy Flamer

[@eletrictarantula2321]

I'd rather get shot in the head by the loyalist marine bolter than fight that thing

[@AkrekzDragoon]

@@the_engineer5757 the heavy flamer? no..... the orbital flamer

[@findus6813]

Really no better choice than to watch this while eating breakfast. Absolutely stunning work as always Guy, you're a real inspiration!

[@MidwinterMinis]

You must have a strong stomach!

[@ludwigbeethoven7940]

It eats your breakfast…

[@findus6813]

@@ludwigbeethoven7940 I hope not :/

[@findus6813]

@@MidwinterMinis grandfather Nurgle certainly smiles upon me it seems.

[@ericventures2788]

I did the same! My bagel wasn't quite as appealing after seeing those sphincter doors...

[@madnessbydesignVria]

Free-form modifying Chaos engines is one of the things that makes me love Chaos. Honestly, I never play them, but just making unique figures and vehicles is freeing and empowering - like casting off Order and Rules, and giving in to... wait a minute... :)

[@anxietyprimev6983]

Careful pal, that right there is how you fall to Slaanesh.

[@madnessbydesignVria]

@@anxietyprimev6983 Hot...

[@Metallica4Life92]

yes Inquisitor, this heretic right here.

[@alienvseditor]

Real [REDACTED] cool citizen, now please face the wall

[@madnessbydesignVria]

@@alienvseditor With which of my 5 heads?!? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Checkmate! :)

[@SlyFrostPaw]

at first i wasnt sold on the idea of the arms on the tank, but then the finished thing came together and it works fantastically. nicely done as always

[@nikolaivanov7400]

@@Stevie-J like the buff arms for chickens on Craigslist

[@naturaljoe759]

Hearing you call your sculpting “sub-par” while creating this beautiful beast hurts me deep. This is incredible.

[@sebastiantrost6409]

This is a great example how conversions projects go and why you need to move on bravely (into an unkown outcome). It starts with a broken/incomplete looking model, becoming an abomination of 'what have I done - I've ruined an expensive kit - looks like the work of a drunken toddler'. But moving on, step by step, paint layer by layer, it all comes to together and suddenly the former mess turns out beautiful (... in a special way) highly individual model.

[@MidwinterMinis]

Exactly! It was a very liberating project

[@geoff8793]

I would be laughing like a mad scientist throughout building and painting this. Brilliant

[@Spenced86]

Sure

[@YOOT_JJ]

Holy SHIT that thumbnail is gnarly, absolutely insane. Just how Chaos should be.

[@mrfungaltoe]

*Unholy shit haha

[@daveturlow5967]

Get your tongue out of his arse for a second lad……

[@badbones777]

I too have a nurgle landraider covered in sphincters! Mine is less body horror per se and more "Massive tank possessed by what is effectively a gigantic daemonic tape worm that weaves itself around and through the Hull" This is ace - great job!

[@Lord_Brownie]

It’s tortured machine spirit sometimes gets confused and it tries to “eat” friend and foe alike

[@КирАхтор]

Me: Being in Astra Militarum looks fina Also me in 3 months: *Watching Nurgle Space Marines coming out from sphincter doors*

[@The_gentleman_gamer]

Guy Its vile Its disgusting Its unholy Its an abomination And it looks amazing

[@gatodestructo4933]

Just as the Grandfather intended...

[@doejon9424]

Two buttholes is too much. One butthole and a demonic horn would've been better. Two arms & two buttholes is way to uniform, which goes against Nurgle & his gifts.

[@tonedecoder633]

Even though the model is modern, this is one of the most old-hammer things I've seen in a long time. Great video!

[@Pemmont107]

Fucking hell, I had to remove this video from my youtube selections because the thumbnail was *that* disgusting. Your Landraider's so good that I actually don't want to look at it! Seriously, well done.

[@calevoid]

21:44 spoken like a true nurglite. Amazing job. Grandfather Nurgle would be proud.

[@dinoduelist2219]

I know hulk has some kind of healing factor, who doesn’t, but i dont think it can recover from the things done to him here

[@MidwinterMinis]

These days he's mostly 'armless. I'll show myself out.

[@dead_veloper4765]

@@MidwinterMinis need a hand? -captain america

[@josephstahl9119]

*He actually could probably. You probably wouldn't want to be near him when he does though.*

[@Claritina]

His voice is so satisfying. This feels like an oddly calming cooking tutorial ♡

[@Retrosicotte]

Those old citadel pots are legendary, you can ALWAYS rely on them. I'll never know why they stopped that style.

[@Morrodin-WH40K]

because ... you could ALWAYS rely on them ;)

[@MercerBray]

Aw hell yeah, Lezduit Landraider!

[@MaxMustermann-ql2wm]

This gives off very strong „Mater the Tow Truck“ vibes from Pixar‘s Cars movie and I kind of like that.

[@MidwinterMinis]

Mater the Despoiler

[@genestealerjon3033]

We watched a different movie my dude.

[@purpleperfection6304]

How fitting to use a Hulk figure for some Nurgle Body horror! If you're a big body horror fan, you should definitely check out Immortal Hulk! (I'm sure you've heard this a thousand times already)

[@alexvaraderey]

Absolutely disgusting. Well done. Also, working on a Nurgle vehicle, whilst listening to Lord Of The Flies? Nicely coincidental title.

[@duncangilbert622]

PIGGY

[@erisdiscordia5429]

"It's not a slog either, just 7 hours of listening"... to.. lord of the flies. The feel good story of the century...

[@tonoornottono]

just because it’s dark doesn’t mean it’s an uninteresting slog. a slog is boring. horror movies aren’t generally slogs even though they aren’t feel good.

[@erisdiscordia5429]

@@tonoornottono Yeah, but the bright and cheery tone Midwinterminis takes with the ad makes it sound like "Whee, what a great time we'll all have listening,instead of reading"..but he picked Lord of the Flies lol. I get where you're coming from though, you're not wrong. I just think it's hilarious.

[@Ramsimation]

Coincidentally I've been using similar techniques for my lovecraftian tyranid army, including some smashed up seashells for texture, pressed into green stuff

[@philurbaniak1811]

That sounds awesome! 👍😮

[@slingshotmaster99]

My Tyranids are love craftian too! Great idea

[@elokthewizard]

awesome!! the painting process is so entertaining, the transition from dull plastic and putty to abhorrent mass of flesh and metal is wonderful to watch

[@jenko4250]

I never thought I'd see a hobbyist sculpt a bumhole on a model, this is a first for me haha, I guess it's very 'nurgle' though so fair play, good work MW minis!!

[@rockydee7499]

Remember the bully kid in toy story? this is him now

[@danioshea]

Glue: "enough to make your stomach turn" I'm SORRY, did you not notice the TEETH!? I was eating, damn you, Guy!

[@Deredeo]

Great job!!! That GIANT....erm....sphincter....looks like a Chaos Titan got a little more...amorous than it should have...mabye a Slanesh engine😉😅😅

[@thedabblingwarlock]

This thing is one of the most disturbing things I've seen out of the minipainting space on youtube. Congrats! It's certainly a nurgally abomination worthy of a grimdark future.

[@sammorris2721]

I think I like this "w40k" that has magically appeared in my feed. Something new to me anyway, Grimdark rules. From the Starcraft universe into the 40k I go lol.

[@mahonkennedy1911]

HULK'S ABS ARE MINE, I am honestly amazed at how you tied those hulk pieces in so well. The tank looks amazing and so so dreadfully disgusting.

[@jameslude3146]

I wish you took inspiration form halo 3's sphincter doors form the final flood level, the flood is the epitomy of body horror. I think nurgel might like the flood but i doubt it since it is technically not a disease.

[@kosachilles2504]

This is truly what the hobby is about, I love seeing builds like this!

[@TheRealFrostgg]

timestamps: 21:17 finished product 12:07 painting and priming 1:26 building the model 0:05 intro

[@blastchambers2150]

I like how it has the effect that the eyeballs look like they are staring back at you at practically any angle. The Grandfather would be very pleased.

[@Manaudou955]

What is even more horrific is the demon trapped inside a metallic tank. That's a very great Chaos Land Raider, I like how you have used the parts from that poor Hulk figure.

[@SnakeWorksStudio]

That looks wonderful’ well done!

[@MidwinterMinis]

Thanks!

[@dustybones316]

This feels like something Sid from toy story would make

[@StevilKanevil_]

Disgustingly beautiful! It really suits Nurgle as in the codex I remember a paragraph saying that the marines dread being picked for piloting vehicles since its pretty much a death sentence as the daemons inside slowly consume the pilot until they become part of the vehicle

[@thezikaz]

Freaking amazing. The glam shots gave me chills and something was so satisfying about you opening the dwarf bronze with zero hesitation lol.

[@RPArchiveOfficial]

I did something like this myself years ago with a chaos rhino - sphincter doors included, but the dentures are a stroke of genius! You're making me miss playing 40k chaos and converting horrible gribblies 😂

[@mattschwarz3553]

Really very well done, small tip: with eyelashes the eyes look even more realistic. you get for little money

[@urbanurchin5930]

....also, the red, goopy tendons in the corners would really be sick.....

[@tarushsingh1108]

Moms : Omg my baby is so beautiful The baby:

[@MidwinterMinis]

I'm very proud of my third child, haha

[@keeganboley1936]

all I have to say is "LEZ DO IT"

[@tsmole68]

watched whilst eating an egg sarny, it occurred to me a 3d printing pen would be useful making this style of model. They use PLA filament, great for freestyle modelling.

[@MidwinterMinis]

That's a cool idea! Didn't think of that

[@RangerOfTheOrder]

I've never watched your channel before, and I honestly thought the thumbnail was a CG render and this was gonna be a lore video. I was pleasantly surprised. This came out amazingly!

[@vojinkremic3776]

God damn! Now THAT is a nurgle themed land raider! I always found chaos tanks to be somewhat uninteresting as well. Amazing work, guy!

[@friendlyattack1181]

Anyone ever seen the art piece "crab with teeth"? Man I had such a disturbing dream about nurgle. I actually find that whole concept so disturbing if I think about it. In my dream just one touch from this maggot and huge mounds of flesh like mountains that were once people were crawling and tumbling and suffocating in a writhing mass of disgusting horror

[@jmalkvideos]

I regret whatever sequence of life choices I made that led to me watching you sculpt milliput sphincters onto a toy tank on a Saturday morning 😂

[@eddiebooth4466]

Always nice to see One Credit Classics popping up in random spots (mug in the back around 5:55)

[@foureyes4223]

Love your content so much your one of the reasons i started collecting warhammer

[@RuerlKhan]

Snake paint! This brings back memories. I still have a box of the old paints up in the attic somewhere. I'm amazed how long the colors stay fresh in the high quality containers they used back then.

[@ETH5626]

Dude, that was so extraordinary as to seem impossible for me to even replicate what you just did.

[@murderh0b0]

I have a tenuous grasp of the Warhammer universe and game but the way this was presented and the end result made me subscribe. Awesome stuff and fun to watch thanks

[@TheEnd]

I’ve been really digging plague marines and nurgle stuff in general

[@Majorhavoktv]

I "see" the chaos within you! Great conversion!!

[@ribclicker]

2:28 I would quote Sid but I can’t think of anything

[@Phoenix_Dempsey]

It looks like its in constant pain, well done guy

[@GamStr-xq3vc]

For this, death is a mercy

[@ArchmageMinis]

Another awesome video Guy! I loved how you used the little resin denture teeth things for the mouth detail

[@McCool117]

Guy: "I don't wanna break the forearms" Me: But he only has two...

[@Rolfhn]

He uses a Hello Kitty dryer as a subtle way to preach papa Nurgle Love his children. 💚

[@sebastiankell84]

is it just me? the "doors" remind myself of the ace ventura rhinoceros szene 😂😂😂 imagine some nurglings climbing out of there

[@Kubrzesz]

I love that safety warning about having the room ventilated @12:58 while having a lit candle nearby. XD

[@helloeverybody9675]

That’s a winning smile if I’ve ever seen one. I can imagine the mouth opening and Nurgle marines being vomited onto the battlefield!! 🤮🤮

[@alec2293]

I have never watched a video like this I'm not even into models but this made watch the whole thing and making me the I out more of your vids. Respect man

[@stone_coldsteve_autism]

"Lezduit"-lezduit (2022)

[@InflamedCorgi]

I hate myself for this but LEZDOIT

[@RecoveringLoLAddict]

While I'm amazed by the work you put in this mini, I'm conflicted about the theme. From my view this land raider looks more like a Chaos Undivided Daemon Engine than a Nurgle one. What I mean by this is the Eyes being so huge, feel more like a structural weakness and a sensory extension, which fit perfectly with Tzeench's theme of fragility and omniscience. The limbs look very toned which would fit Khorne better, since Nurgle's entropy theme is more like muscle decay into a thick blubber. Now the orifices and goop are a Nurgle certificate, it looks filthy and very unpleasing to go through. I couldn't find a visual Slaanesh reference, but I'm certain that thing would moan pleasurably whenever it disembarked it's cargo.

[@SmashToBits]

Imagining it moaning while shitting out troops is hilarious.

[@thekinginyellowmessiahofha6308]

The doorussy is slaneesh

[@Khannea]

I started watching this soaking with prejudice and loathing and contempt - but actually very well done paint job.

[@lt.branwulfram4794]

As a new Iron Warriors player, I think the look of Chaos vehicles is good enough, especially for my warband who are more renegade than traitor, choosing to start up a civilisation away from the Imperium and Chaos.

[@jherazob]

Excellent work! I wouldn't want to fight against it or even look at the damn thing though

[@x31omega]

Been waiting for this since the hint you gave about it on Trapped Under Plastic. Excellently gross. 👍🇺🇸👍👏👏👏👏

[@The_Fall369]

Ever since I was a kid I always wanted to paint minis like this, it's frickin awesome and I wish I had those skills! Mine always turned out terrible so I gave up a long time ago

[@henkbembom5039]

Looks great! The eyes(white/lid) look a little bit to 'clean' compared to groteskness rest of the model, but very well done sir!

[@MidwinterMinis]

Yeah, agreed. I might make them a but less clean at some point

[@ryansprenkle6356]

I noticed that too. I feel like if the eyes were bloodshot it would help a lot... unfortunately I don't think you can really paint the inside of them.

[@andrewamann2821]

@@MidwinterMinis if you're wanting some ideas for an approach, check out some videos on how they detail glass prosthetic eyes. Fine synthetic fibers, and a bit of varnish, can go an incredibly long way.

[@Malganis85]

@@MidwinterMinis I would say try to layer very, very thin yellow wash over it to give it a jaundiced look, with more bloodshot streaks. Maybe weeping pus?

[@warpcrafter]

I used to have a Nurgle CSM army back in 5th/6th edition. I was inspired by the filthy bathroom fixtures you find in low budget horror movies. Love your work on the Land Raider.

[@misterx2133]

I think with the eyes it looks rather goofy than creepy. I think they just look too “clean” compared to the rest of the model. Like when you slap big eyes on something to make it cute but here it goes from creepy to goofy.

[@honda6353]

Nurgle is quite a happy fellow, seeing as this land raider is completely possesed, the goofy eyeballs makes thematic sense.

[@misterx2133]

@@honda6353 that’s fair. Just personal preference I guess.

[@MidwinterMinis]

Totally fair! I think I'll make them a but nastier looking at some point

[@thiagokawano1618]

@@MidwinterMinis Please dn’t. It’s already disturbing as is.

[@ИгорьТкаченко-м9ц]

WOW, but too clear and healthy eyes for Nurgle. I would add yellowness, soreness and veins.

[@matthewbaus203]

I think Nurgle himself is looking at this and thinking "...that's a bit much"

[@ScaredHelmet]

1:14 "Stop overthinking every step" *proceeds to shoot at an angle where his lamp covers half the action of his shot* absolute madlad

[@anotherzingbo]

For some reason the main thing I appear to have taken from this video is that Blood for the Blood God looks a bit like strawberry jam when applied in large quantities.

[@MidwinterMinis]

Tastes the same too!

[@anotherzingbo]

@@MidwinterMinis and I thought that Baxters jam was expensive!

[@mantha6912]

This is an absolute masterpiece. I love this kind of art style, and seeing it merged like this with the tabletop aspects of Warhammer 40k is awesome. You could easily win many painting competitions, I hope you know that :P

[@ohno5304]

British Tank

[@TylerAMcCormick]

I put off watching this for months because the thumbnail literally made my stomach turn. Fantastic work, Guy!

[@paulwetmore5791]

If Halo and Warhammer had a crossover game, that could be an unholy combination of a Flood infection on a tank like that 😮😱😎👍

[@kaptenbear1395]

"I have a Nurgle themed Chaos Space Marine army" Like 80% of the community. Love this kitbash, though! You are very talented, Guy.

[@fedirkryvyi]

And it could have been a first ever land raider with two power claws 🤷‍♂️

[@neilorourke71]

watched this entire vid with a grimace on my face. well done