Mii Channel (Abridged) ~ A Helvian Experience

[@JasonParadise]

Much love to The8BitDrummer who appears in this video. Check out his drum covers here: kzbin.info Charts by Helvian available in the description. All apologies to your eardrums. Godspeed.

[@professormetal4411]

*AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA*

[@nicolasreveco3748]

This is Just Beautiful!!!

[@SaitambTV]

Where is the Ear Warning? :C .. I loved the end... so unexpected LOL

[@TylerNOS386277]

Hey bud, do you think you could find an Animals as Leaders song to play? That would be really cool and probably very fun with lots of hard tap stuff.

[@briannettles6202]

JasonParadise thank you this is funny

[@joshuaseagrave5714]

1:50 Darkness Imprisoning Mii All that I sii Absolute horror

[@metetural9140]

Mii cannot live Mii cannot die Trapped in miiself Body mii holding ceeeeeeell

[@hawkmangohawks]

Landmine Has taken mii sight Taken mii speech Taken mii hearing Taken mii arms Taken mii legs Taken mii soul Left mii with life in helllllllllllllah

[@drummerboy-topic4734]

NO FRICK!

[@urielhardy3724]

🤣

[@bluebacon7057]

YEAH YEAH--

[@Jaycobb07]

Teacher: So what kind of music do you like? Mii: it's Very complicated

[@loganwolf3150]

I see what you did there. You are free from any comment crimes.

[@theleftyguitarist]

MII lol

[@carsextendedwarranteecalle8749]

Well played.

[@JuanAntonioGarciaHeredia]

Why did KZbin notify me this comment thread if I haven't posted anything here?

[@Cieln0va]

@@JuanAntonioGarciaHeredia you got lucky

[@AgunZagunCom]

D A T T R A N S I T I O N

[@kaancamc4370]

agunZagun vays selam

[@usbgamers123]

D A T I L E V Y E

[@skeltongamer3397]

Hey bro

[@TheHonkler6868]

Dududududud dududududu dudududu dududududu dududududu AND HIS *NAME IS JOHN CENA*

[@thefalcon534]

Agunzagun!??!?

[@alice20001]

"Let's jump in headfirst no water wings or nothing" *Misses a note* *Restarts song*

[@setsers1]

🤣

[@The8BitDrummer]

Experiencing these songs for the first time is too fun LOL.

[@thatguybrody4819]

You were awesome at it. I guess plsying drums gives you superpowers

[@metalhead2670]

The8BitDrummer yeAh tots

[@dhwwiiexpert]

You and Jason have amazing highly infectious laughs!

[@razorraptor2247]

YEAHYEAH

[@zachwhitesides6154]

huuuuhhhhhh (gasp) our savior! what art thou doing socializing with ye commonfolk?

[@googly4038]

This hurts my ears. It is not enjoyable But I enjoy it... I do not comprehend.

[@Jaycobb07]

Mii like it

[@broadkiwi6882]

The bass in the left fucking ear. *THE LEFT FUCKING EAR*

[@BandiPat]

Dun dun dun dun dun *DUN DUN DUN*

[@KeybladeVT]

BandiPat I'm waiting on your version though. :eyes:

[@timothykock6799]

You........... Bad🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@AmbyFloofy]

Bandipat you are a god, dude XD

[@Alia-fn4hi]

BandiPat I have a few videos on my channel. Do you know anybody who could chart them for me?

[@pecanbear]

i feel like every time one of your songs is played, you just have a smug smile on your face

[@unfunnymonke8135]

*What if you* *wanted to go* *to heaven* *BUT GOD SAID* 2:45

[@nickvancil4894]

holy frickin balls

[@norathecatwitch3601]

XD

[@conwaysquest6961]

Jason and The 8-bit drummer had polar opposite reaction.s

[@officerjabo4054]

Well I’m glad I’m not wearing headphones

[@TheHunter77632]

What? That makes no sense🤷‍♂️

[@HEYBUDDYMAN86]

Helvian is a goddamn genius. This is not only a joke on "Miitalica" but also a joke on the "One (abridged)" charts.

[@JasonParadise]

Crazy to think it's been a few days shy of a year since the Metallica abridged video went up. Looking at the differences in video quality is nutty. kzbin.info/www/bejne/gZmllpmCodKfhK8

[@Fleet-Admiral-Harrison]

To quote 8bitdrummer, YEAH YEAH! ;)

[@ariem7534]

2:50 “Darkness in prisoning MII”

[@prestonmcalhany6534]

Underrated comment

[@docilehostile]

kaylee hobgood Why. Does. This. Not. Have. More. Likes.

[@colecostie]

When you try to plug an Xbox controller into your Nintendo Switch.

[@DLBBALL]

Doctor D0M3 When I was a young lad I used to do that when I got pissed off. Too bad it made me delete a lot of my save files.

[@red_astr0382]

Don't you mean Wii?

[@Drbrickbeard]

Anyone ever get really scared of that one red ps2 screen, when they were little of course

[@MajorMorrozov]

Cole Costie "plug your xbox controler"most xbox controllers are wireless. just incase you forgot.

[@michaelwright314]

dillan mcdaniel HaH- The useless ones.

[@meangreen247]

"This one is super subtle" 2:44 I'm about to end this man's whole career

[@ethanhatcher5533]

2:49 at this moment, Jason ponders his very existence

[@sephjnr]

"That's funny, but fuck you!"

[@georgeedgeworth3853]

I love how the comment above mine took a few months to be replied to. Oh my god I friggin love it.

[@sephjnr]

That's the beauty of YT. Years later this'll be fresh to some people.

[@hoodietheproxy8575]

And the other guy dies laughing

[@amydu9808]

👌

[@kylestyyle987]

This is actually really musically clever. Actually reminds of some of the same techniques Mozart would use to achieve a sort of “musical joke” effect

[@Brett_Senzer]

I love it when Mozart earrapes me with JOHN CENA!

[@ThisIsGOKKAR]

Darkness imprisoning mii All that I sii Absolute horror I cannot live I cannot die Trapped in myself Body my holding cell Landmine has taken my sight Taken my spiich Taken my hearing Taken my arms Taken my legs Taken my soul Left me with life in hell

[@1r587]

You forgot the last line.

[@ianrandolph6436]

This is actually an incredibly sad song based off of a true story.

[@technospyform1578]

**taken my hiiring **left mii with life in hell

[@nobodyanonymous6036]

*I cannot dii

[@theradiance2530]

I cannot lii I cannot dii Bodii my holdiing c

[@Miss_GiggleFarts]

The ending wasn't loud enough

[@juliganga_exe]

pred ator l o u d e r

[@theapexsurvivor9538]

*Yeah* it too quite, _I can not hear_

[@jakesnussbuster3565]

@@theapexsurvivor9538 quite... Bruhh

[@yanyansdiary6629]

i agree, it should be loud enough to make our eardrums bleed

[@UltimateStarky]

I love how bewildered Jason is because he doesn't get the joke yet. Then at 1:34 everything suddenly starts to make sense.

[@SuperJoker556]

2ShyShy westerns

[@nightpup1064]

When things started getting longer I immediately freaked out like "OMG IT'S MIITACLICA"

[@spacegremlin9972]

I don’t get it

[@ethanwood7750]

What song is it

[@nibiru2x410]

Azazael Rutledge One by Metallica

[@louise.bathurst]

2:48 Jason just gives up on life 😂

[@AstralSnowstorm6157]

Meanwhile Jerod is having a joyous moment.

[@vinnygiannuzzi2893]

1:32 Top Ten Anime Plot Twists

[@Lethvlz]

Can u tell me the name of that miitallica song but I looked it was t there

[@devilwithshades]

Whats the name of the soooooong 😭😭😭

[@korism2720]

@@devilwithshades Metallica-One

[@therealcuphead567]

Nano!?

[@h1th3r35]

One by Metallica

[@anistrashcan8536]

2:46 how fast the star power drained

[@theradiance2530]

'Cause the lines you see are billions of billions lel

[@superwhatevergamin9634]

Starpower got nerfed. Hard.

[@technospyform1578]

They didn't whammy

[@setsers1]

😨😡😆

[@Merp_V1]

AND HIS NAME IS JOHN *earthquake intensifies*

[@SlapMyBass3825]

Miitalica. What the actual hell?

[@huggleston6936]

what is miitalica?

[@Monochromagic_Official]

Huggleston r/woosh

[@huggleston6936]

@@Monochromagic_Official r/woooosh* ;)

[@AssassinsMans]

Huggleston r/Wooooooooooosh

[@huggleston6936]

@@AssassinsMans I understood the joke, metallica, miitallica, but i didn't know what metallica is. Now, i'm 90% sure it's a band.

[@blacktytrix]

Just realized one of your donors was named the_lord_chanka Mad respect

[@OurHereafter]

Even on these strange battlefields, the lord joins us

[@cosmoscenti5173]

DARKNESS IMPRISONING MII ALL THAT I SEE *ABSOLUTE HORROR*

[@Pikmin88]

Xeno Agrios sii*

[@thing8357]

STOP

[@DmarcusBaus]

I CANNOT LIVE I CANNOT DIE TRAPPED BY MYSELF *BODY MY HOLDING CELL*

[@21stCenturyGuy]

The possible last words of the Miiverse

[@silmoon466]

PLAYER HAS TAKEN MY SIIGHT TAKEN MY SPEACH TAKEN MY HEARIING TAKEN MY ARM TAKEN MY LEG TAKEN MY SOUL *LEFT MII IN LIFE WITH WIIIIIIIIIIIII*

[@ctray3688]

2:50 These are the only 2 acceptable reactions.

[@style3804]

The ending surprised Mii

[@marshmellobunnies]

KingStr0ngStyle mii too

[@TylrTheDstryr]

Wii all got suprised

[@GreenBoy9000]

Everyone go to your room! You're all grounded!

[@GreenBoy9000]

Deus Vult Omnes Ad Manducare Cibum >:D

[@jacksonroush460]

Me when “one” from Metallica starts playing, yes yes yes yes!

[@bbbready685]

YEA YEAH

[@jamasa007]

@@bbbready685 yea yeah

[@Evan-hm7tz]

JoJo reference aswell Cultured man

[@firemonkey1015]

@@Evan-hm7tz Weeb get out

[@AnnaStarfire]

Can we have a full version of One but its all in the Mii Channel instruments? XD

[@tippyish6462]

Bandipat we need u

[@eancarpenter9962]

YAHS

[@JuniperF]

OML YES THAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

[@BlaegeFlannel]

36 telivision tables not again...

[@Benxall]

i hate you...

[@JoshuaMrtz11]

1:32 plays Miitallica - One

[@MordecaiXLII]

Did you just have an attitude adjustment?

[@96Warobelisk]

F U

[@lewisbrown9629]

His time is up

[@IgnacioAndres741]

My time is now

[@disappointedfather5218]

El Churejon Neville( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can’t see me

[@jamiehatchell4070]

Not aattitude adjustment, but a good ole FUCK YOU. lol

[@princesskillasis1602]

2:42 this is the reason why i love Dean Ambrose more then John Cena

[@ussr8020]

Same bro

[@MysticalMikeWWE]

Me too

[@DaiPai1777]

That "YEAH YEAH" at the end had me in tears!

[@m1toz1k]

- WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT? - It's glorious!

[@red_astr0382]

From distorted mii channel, to Miitallica, to J O H N C E N A

[@meissmart6678]

John Mii-na*

[@michaelnyethevsauceguy3268]

Can someone please fill me with the knowledge of "Helvian"? I am looking for a wise and noble elder.

[@morganhubbard7934]

Helvian charts memes and etc. for clone hero

[@michaelnyethevsauceguy3268]

Thank you.

[@morganhubbard7934]

@@michaelnyethevsauceguy3268 Anytime

[@blueshell292]

This thing is a glorious wreck

[@jonkmaster10]

I have watched this video several times. Send help

[@realausome]

I did this.. and surprsingly missed 4 notes.. WHAT GOT INTO ME THAT MADE ME MISS THOSE!!

[@JuniorNitro]

Helvian put in a string of opens right before the John cena part. Even if you rake it, it is physically impossible to hit all of them.

[@technospyform1578]

Ok, so first of all...all taps

[@allenhawkins195]

2:43 heeeeeelviiiiiiiiiaaaaaaan!!!!!

[@katlyndobransky2419]

2:44 hurt my ears and I didn’t even have headphones on

[@kbomb234]

How do I explain the sympathetic terror I felt when I saw the title? Great meme work, Helvian!

[@icelantic1577]

2:00 a demon has risen

[@NotHappernot]

It went from the a wii theme with pauses, to a wii theme remix of one by metallica, to a super loud john cena theme? Hell yeah, stupid memes!

[@jetstreamvik9570]

I just love the look of questioning existence Jason had when "AND HIS NAME IS JOHN *earthquake intensifies* " came in 😂

[@sophskulley]

Darkness imprisoning mii all that I sii

[@MistressNebula]

Maree Gee *dankness

[@someshmuck8603]

Me 20 seconds in: hey this is just teh wii channel music Also me after the song: *laying on the floor with bleeding ears*

[@bromyster1197]

When "WII" enter paradise😂😂

[@catdogfishdogcats]

Lets Jump in head first, no water wings or nuffin Oh fudge, I missed the first note Cawn we stawt owver? No you lil b*, no water wings

[@sergiosilvasalas]

We only needed the YEAH YEAH at the last part XDd

[@Jaeeden]

I like how proud Jason is about the "Miitallica" joke

[@xenny16]

*_Yea Yeah!_*

[@thebaconwheel]

2:52 the laughter of a man with genuine joy

[@fijipko3262]

I WANT A PAY BACK FOR MY LEFT EAR!

[@nebulouskikiimperitoroftea9221]

Filip Varga you too huh?

[@gulfcitynd]

My ears were just raped send help

[@rezahydra]

What are ears? You mean those bleeding holes that you used to hear stuff out of?

[@smonkjo]

Seeing these two playing Guitar Hero together makes me very happy.

[@007Bondo]

Has Helvian every made anything that isn't as glorious as this? Kudos to him.

[@KatanaDen]

Jerod begins laughing just from the knowledge that a joke is coming. Jason "What are you laughing about?"

[@WeenieXYZ]

Turn it up to x2 speed and take notice at the bottom right corner, and the chat. Bottom left corner: *gayness intensifys* Chat: YES FASTER

[@1faneto]

Wii.exe has stopped working

[@aclonymous]

I love these collabs with 8bit.

[@crabs4704]

Jason: ._. 8BitDrummer: *out of control laughing*

[@dag5605]

*Well played Helvian.* 👏👏👏

[@ctray3688]

My reaction at the John Cena bit was dead in the middle of the spectrum from Jason’s disappointment to his uncontrolled laughter.

[@leinadlink]

Why do you have to torture a blessed soul like Jerod making him play this stuff?

[@thenexus7343]

"What are you laughing at?" Now you know how we feel when you laugh at nothing jason....

[@nandabun]

You're not a very good starlord.

[@rooneydawson8231]

I was expecting the One solo but it was oh so much more

[@CFHoneyBadger]

It's been a while since I've legit peed myself laughing. Thank you so much for this. I'm crying and shaking from laughing so hard

[@FeliciaFelixis]

Ouch, my left ear specifically

[@unknowngamer9566]

Bless the person who made this cause they added one and the mii channel and made a beautiful baby

[@MicronOnline]

I think the song was buffering...

[@enchilordo8562]

1:44 I hate how under appreciated that pun was

[@Spider602]

Helvian: Hey this kinda sounds like One... I KNOW WHAT I MUST DO!

[@spencernelson1580]

2:42 Good thing my AirPods are still under warranty.

[@CrazyRandomStuff]

This meme is a gift from god.

[@NitromantoHDTR]

Dude I can't stop listening to this.

[@noahalden529]

Was really hoping for the guitar solo but satisfied nonetheless

[@liassailant]

2:01 that laugh made me come back to this video 10 times

[@isaacknight_6981]

We need a sequel Helvian!

[@Em-cj7ib]

MII-TALICA IS SUCH AN UNDERRATED JOKE OH MY GOD THAT WAS GENIUS

[@AbramPlaysMC]

Too good

[@alexhoughton3305]

I like how it's low-key scuffed at the beginning and it progresses to absolute mad lad-teir chaos

[@awawawawawawa-4280]

2:01 Turn speed ×2

[@isaacgarman9579]

That shit's fire

[@Anonymous-yn6og]

The bus comes at 8:40. I woke up at 9:20. After watching this video, I feel a little happier. Thank you.

[@jumpiestvenus34]

A N D H I S N A M E I S J O H N C E N A

[@TrashMarineMusic]

1:32 i think this is quite possibly the best moment of any JasonParadise stream ever

[@curly5663]

0:39 when you playing guitar and you keep playing the first string and it’s muted

[@samgeer3267]

6 years later this still brings me so many laughs

[@Durva360]

Well that blew the speaker out on my phone

[@Imsynap]

That laugh tho 😭😭 2:01

[@moonsongphantomeaterurim9046]

Sounded like a machine gun when it came to the build up.

[@somenbwithabadhistoryteach5872]

Miitallica

[@luciab4331]

It’s the subtle changes that you notice.. then it gets crazy

[@The40Oliver]

When you have brain damage and try to remember the Mii channel music

[@mkunlimited123]

I don't know whos laugh is more contagious. 8 bit drummer or jasonparadise.

[@alieisaware]

"Playing this chart normally" "Metallica's song was appeared" You: Omg!!!!! I need to finish this *ONE* !!!!

[@pourinrain4961]

Star of the song: this ones super subtle End of the song:

[@parmersan5250]

This hurt my internal organs to hear this

[@plague2982]

This is giving me memories of my times on the wii when i was young. Playing Wii sports resort, n all those games. such great memories

[@denpakook]

Metalica who? I only know *M I I T A L I C A*

[@LOLMAN9538]

You memeing monster, Helvian! Nice work on this.

[@kentsands2424]

I was hoping for the solo

[@maryudomah4387]

“No water wings!” “Crap, gotta restart, missed the first note.” 🤔🧐🤨