Master of Puppets but every time he says MASTER it gets FASTER

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[@masteroftheheadcrabs3123]

Faster of Puppets but every time he says faster it gets master.

[@FelipeHoshi]

Underrated comment. lmao

[@Mkll190]

Banana sunset

[@caiaphas13]

LMAO

[@macaronieater6225]

What about? Pastor of Puppets!

[@joselynrodriguez9103]

Hahahahhahahahahahahahhhaha

[@picklezim4819]

“Come crawling faster!” “NOOO!!!!” “Obey your master!” “I DON’ WANT TO!!!!!!”

[@3f4gs4s]

This is funny as hell man

[@benichsthepheonix4418]

Pickle Zim dead 😂😂

[@katweirdman9817]

This is awesome XD

[@blairshort8185]

I was howling!

[@superl5838]

That face he makes on the thumbnail though!

[@metalhead532]

“Obey your master” I DON’T WANT TO!! “Your life burns faster” YES IT DOES!!

[@FloppaCraft]

4:50

[@SMiLeYGRiMZ]

😂😂😂

[@TheFailedOwl]

You experience Metallica, Megadeth, Judas Priest and by 3:04 a celtic medieval melody on the same song.

[@rafaelx2280]

Isso poderia ser facilmente soundtranck de um JRPG de Super Nintendo.

[@geosb05]

2:46 "Obey your master!" NO!! *"MASTER!!!"* STOP!!

[@whatsthebuzz2881]

600th like

[@Helena-gk4ui]

@Vikrombtw didn't ask if someone ask

[@Sticknub]

@@Helena-gk4ui didn't ask if someone asked if someone asked

[@Helena-gk4ui]

@@Sticknub didn't ask if someone ask if someone ask if someone ask if someone ask if someone ask if someone ask if someone ask if someone ask if someone ask if someone ask if someone ask if someone ask if someone ask if someone ask if someone ask if someone ask if someone ask if someone ask if someone ask if someone ask

[@lemmykilmister3191]

@@Helena-gk4ui *STOP*

[@Cuestar]

"Obey your master" Metallica takes all ad revenue

[@hartincmajor202]

Oh hey it's the cue that belongs to you

[@VeryRealLeslie]

Uhm hi?

[@markcroft5621]

Hi cuestar!

[@brycerineer3776]

Did not expect to see you here

[@bulldozer6781]

*_YOU_*

[@tannerdent4723]

I heard master of puppets for the first time a few years ago through this video. I ended up listening to the whole album and eventually Metallica's whole discography becoming a metalhead in the process and even starting a thrash band with some friends. Thanks for introducing me to my favorite genre of music and changing my life. Rock on🤘

[@FloresTv1]

Same here bro

[@Krystalqueen737]

The sheer manic energy towards the end as he’s just screaming is hilarious! “I DONT WANNA!”

[@un0RRS]

It's the genuine panic in his voice that does it for me. Can't stop laughing.

[@noahater5785]

Exactly 😂😂😂

[@rohanjoshi107]

Laughing at his cries

[@Lt.Shineysides89]

He's one of very few youtubers/streamers that has me in stitches of laughter

[@caterpelle563]

My favorite is when he says “oh no” but continues to play every note perfectly lmfao

[@hos4095]

Agreed, his panic mixed with the chipmunk vocals from it being sped up had my crying. All I can hear is “master” in the Alvin voice.

[@theoreticalphysics3644]

Master of Puppets but every time he says master your life burns faster

[@projectuinm21]

LOL

[@mf_from_hell]

Hahaha!

[@benjaminlalrinfela]

Lol

[@FartCity-WorldDomination]

*my dude speaking Facts up in here!*

[@stefanm.3353]

🤣👍🏼

[@hexagonal69]

Bro Jason is awesome at CH, he got 90% accuracy despite how fast it was going! Now that’s impressive.

[@Boarder4892]

1. His cries and yells of panic especially when he starts yelling back at the game near the end. 😂😂😂😂 2. He does pretty damn good through a majority of it despite how quickly it speeds up. 3. I thought it was funny how the singing voice in the game gets a higher pitch in the song starts to speed up. 😄 And 4. How he’s reacting at the end like he just went through torture and stayed as resilient as he could. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I was literally laughing so hard my body wasn’t doing those intermittent body laughing moves, I was just holding one strong laugh and there was no noise coming from me. 😂😂

[@unclej4805]

I've never laughed so hard at someone else's pain and misery

[@Adriiiiiiii1]

Same ngl

[@_That_one_guy]

All I hear is a sea of laughter. laughter, laughter laughing at my cries

[@someone-eb7kg]

Fax

[@TheGrossMeta]

I'm literally crying from laughing so hard 😭😭😭

[@robertkozak9464]

welll.....misery loves company

[@bradinatorbomb1]

The fact that you still got 90% accurate though lol

[@ravenkills]

If it's not 100% accurate it's 50% accurate

[@roxanne1987r]

@@ravenkills wrong son

[@ravenkills]

@@roxanne1987r kzbin.info

[@GamingSpiral]

@@ravenkills I don’t think that’s how it works

[@ravenkills]

@@GamingSpiral I see you're not an MandJTV viewer

[@MUTEGIO36]

It’s been 4 years, and I’m pretty sure this still haunts Jason.

[@Rudie_Taker]

The fact that you still had 70 something percent in that second solo... holy crap. Also - That was hilarious! :)

[@Zedd_01]

"Come crawling faster" *NOO!* "Obey your master" *I DON'T WANT TO!*

[@exiIelol]

ohgodohfuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkktoofastohnopleasestopican'tdoitanymorereeeeeeeeee

[@bunnehboi1985]

"Your life burns faster" *_YES IT DOES!!_* "Obey your" *_MASTERMASTER!!!!!!_*

[@GuitarVampire93]

Lol at "obey your master" "I DONT WANNA!!!!"

[@stereotypicalemousername9507]

GuitarVampire93 do you think he’ll obey his daddy if he won’t obey his master?

[@stormwickham1675]

GuitarVampire93 master master!

[@IamSpeedster120]

"Your life burns faster" "YES IT DOES!!!!"

[@Pazuzu6]

That made me crack up good!

[@Brunosky_Inc]

Defiant to the end. Dude's metal af.

[@sweetdude1298]

I like how quick it went from metal to nightcore to splittercore

[@sleepychild2944]

hey man this is my first time seeing your content and you brightened up my day! i've been having a really rough week and seeing you absolutely SHREDDING for your dear life made me smile, so thank you!

[@scremmy_draws]

i love how even after all of the speeding up, the song is still over 5 minutes long💀

[@vailed0974]

Yeah the entire song is a bop though

[@NihilisticSnake]

Well it didn't start out with the speeding up

[@jackgonzalez8606]

@@vailed0974 ehhhh it’s ok

[@vailed0974]

@@jackgonzalez8606 💀 I made that comment 6 months ago I don’t think it’s a bop as much it’s still goof

[@vailed0974]

Good

[@tphtgm]

The fact he got even close to 90% accuracy is still insane, he's a *master*

[@chancarj]

Master? Oh no, faster again

[@Xlappahony]

master noooo! master noooooo!

[@conceptoarcanocanaloficial]

Master? Of puppets perhaps

[@paxe.j.1723]

Thefacthegotevencloseto90%accuracyisstillinsane,he'samaster

[@SarahTheBasicBitch]

​@@paxe.j.1723huh?

[@Groovicles]

This is the best thing I've seen in months! Amazingly impressive and hilarious at the same time! Way to go on that 90%!

[@CommanderXephy]

finding these old videos gives me joy. especially since i work overnights and have to explain to 4 people why they hear screaming at the concierge desk at 2am

[@PilloTheStar]

Master! *(NO!)* Master! *_(STOP!)_*

[@goompo]

PilloTheStar Obey your master! *(I DON’T WANT TO!!)*

[@davecrupel2817]

@@goompo _insane solo_ *_AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!_*

[@BeastEJ620]

I just scrolled down to the comments at 2:47 not expecting to see this.

[@emmaslashtv]

BeastEJ Same

[@wnw158]

I was at that part when reading

[@omotaraibiloyetwentyninete6279]

2:47 this part had me screaming with laughter😂😂 The way he yelled “no!”..”stop!!” In between those lines were too perfect😂😂🙏🏾

[@TheEverythingEmporium234]

Yes

[@LucaSantt]

Yes

[@01devilsmilitia]

The way he got a 500 plus note streak at that speed is impressive as hell

[@kyllunmarsheen]

that had me dying🤣 legit couldn't stop laughing your reactions so funny because of how genuine the screams of terror everytime you realise the word master was coming🤣 altho even with the speed you were killing it man👏👏

[@danielmachadogarbim4156]

It's been a while since I had as much fun with a video as this one. Thank you very much! Hugs from Brazil!

[@STiLLiLLPRODUCTiONS]

Master of Puppets by Alvin and the Chipmunks.

[@dogmilk-el3rc]

Maximo K. Lmao

[@tristanraine]

lol

[@rowanbuckner-dolton8772]

that wold be amasing to lissen to

[@GMovieSeeker]

At 2:50 this basically turns into Nightcore (If anyone still remembers Nightcore)

[@STiLLiLLPRODUCTiONS]

GMovieSeeker 😂😂😂💀💀💀

[@TheCholoGeek]

3:42 you can SEE when he realized that

[@coltbattin2479]

The fact he was still doing decent towards the end is insane nice job man

[@bmhlogan]

I don't really care for twitch or whatever this is but this is fucking hilarious 🤣🤣

[@zackakai5173]

2:08 and like that, it became a Megadeth song

[@The_Zou]

Oh my goodness it does.

[@soulessshadow5356]

It sounded a lot like Judas Priest's "Painkiller" for a second xD

[@scremmy_draws]

oh my god it does sound like it-

[@ethanudall]

I thought the exact same 😂

[@hackn001]

Looked like hangar 18 from rust in peace

[@blackguy8621]

2:45 Obey your master NO Master STOP

[@dusksdawn5255]

My favorite part right there xD

[@RE1jill]

YOU HEAR ME

[@grca5851]

I almost got the Wrong idea

[@holzleder570]

XDDDD Phahahahah

[@BrainDeadGaming-iu3sn]

This is insane XD I haven't played in years in which I thought I was pretty good but boy was I humbled watching this XD

[@x-arries7743]

The genuine expression on his face of panic most of the time makes this amazing

[@MrFrog-yg9dp]

If Eddie had played like this, he would still be alive

[@thejackswavy]

LMFAO

[@jamesmartinez6972]

Yes I agree

[@KillerJinx13]

And thats why i should stop reading comments :')

[@jivalbhagat7042]

he played it better than this and still died

[@namjoonslostairpods1365]

@@jivalbhagat7042 bro😔

[@magnusm4]

3:04 The song went so high it turned into a hippie sitar solo. Joke aside that actually sounds really good, I could see that being used as an actual instrument sound in a song for a game.

[@harrysachz6748]

Same

[@harrysachz6748]

@Polarity - The Place To Talk Space i also can see that being in a song for a game

[@roshankapoor7006]

It sounded more like the music in Pokemon games.

[@neroforte6183]

And the fact that it's still in the same tone, just a higher octave, it sounds really cool

[@fearindestry]

When the Chipmunks goes metal 😂😂

[@Glitchy_Witch]

I think I downloaded the wrong episode of Stranger Things

[@wtfgeis]

That was hilarious but also pretty impressive, nicely done

[@GarenEvansMusic]

Chiptallica: MASTER!!! MASTER!!! JasonParadise: *STOP IT!!! STOP IT!!!!*

[@earthcrosserr]

“OBEY YOUR MASTER” “*screaming* NO. I DON’T WANT TO” XDD this is hilarious

[@GeorgepiggyGP]

My foot got numb after watching that. Your a pro man

[@flumbz5266]

I loved watching this video, you had me laughing my socks off! Good job man 😁

[@katlynlambrecht5937]

Jason looks like a kid who is about to get in trouble in the beginning because he knows this is wrong 😂

[@Ryan-by6fq]

Lol

[@Qu3ven]

❤️

[@ZeroFighter]

2:34 And there's where the kid realized just how much trouble he was in for, only AFTER doing what he knew to be wrong.

[@uobris]

😂

[@jordanhasch2544]

And at the night, he looks to be in some serious pain. Just watching it get "faster" and "faster" made me nauseous.

[@Fluffy_Rumples]

Sheer terror in his voice when he realizes the vocals are coming. Haha funny

[@CorridorOfMirrorsRemixes]

This video has never failed to make me laugh after a good 6-12 months each time I manage to come back to it. THE ENDING HAS ME WEAK FROM LAUGHING TOO HARD, THOUGH. Thanks, Jason! 😭

[@JasonParadise]

Thank YOU for the continued support! Glad these old videos still make folks smile 🤘

[@CorridorOfMirrorsRemixes]

@@JasonParadise You’re welcome! You’re absolutely hilarious with these. 😄

[@meggieskettie]

I love that this video is resurfacing after 4 years! Thanks Eddie 🤘🏻

[@AMOREplus]

5:14 the reaction of his face is legendary

[@GauntletXGamer9740]

the fact that this dude even completed the song proves that he would absolutely wreck any and all of us at a guitar duel in guitar hero

[@blueferal8626]

🤡

[@dillyg4443]

@@blueferal8626 🤡

[@berndseibold3308]

Dude, that was just insane! Hilarious af! Thank you!

[@hah.365]

9mg I have no idea why you recommended this but it was amazing!! I haven't laughed that hard in a long time, thank you!!!

[@HotSauceBear]

at some point it stops being metal and starts being nightcore

[@mudvayne2311]

🤣

[@ashleywootton9556]

It turned into a megadeth song

[@kayleighbrown965]

On Helium hahaha

[@roetemeteor]

When you're the distraction, but the bats are a little faster than you expected them to be.

[@banksmock9772]

Nice

[@MrToberton]

RIP

[@almostsavage]

That brought me so much joy to watch. Thank you.

[@ryanburton2319]

Here I am 2022 watching this video 5times in a row, getting more laughs every watch. This is so amazing, thank you for brightening my morning

[@nazarenocavallo3000]

i love how jason's smile starts fading away while he realizes the solo's coming.

[@TheCoyotito2000]

4:51 Song: Obey your master! Jason: I dont wanna to!

[@hamsandwich3623]

Your life burns FASTER! Jason: YES, IT DOES!

[@fakepersonalert]

This is my favorite quote from a KZbin video

[@camillatamburini5421]

There's just something about how traumatized he looks at the end that is so exquisitely hilarious, god I loved this video I had to refrain myself from laughing too loud because it's midnight and my dad is sleeping

[@thyandevanter]

That was awesome. Didnway better than I ever could. Great job.

[@Kaiju_Inc]

A gold star to the guy who said “DAMN YOU, PUCCI” in chat at 4:34

[@sephikong8323]

I don't have any gold star, would he be content if I give him a Joestar instead ?

[@biekevin3953]

Why

[@Kaiju_Inc]

@@biekevin3953 It's a JoJo reference.

[@LucasNicolau-ys4kk]

M A I D U I N H E B A N

[@t1naftore785]

jojo is everywhere

[@arandomflyingcat6254]

4:50 _obey your master_ *I DON'T WANNA!!!!!!!!!*

[@benforbes629]

Yeah bro thankyou I needed that after the day I had your a legend

[@LucasBleach1]

One of the funniest things I've ever seen only life. God bless your hand, fingers and eyes LOOOOO

[@orf_spotter553]

2:07 almost sounds like Judas priest’s “painkiller”

[@plasmakitten4261]

that's about when James's voice got as high as Rob's too lmao

[@ShinKyuubi]

"Your life burns faster!" YES IT DOES!

[@2RGGrannyJeff]

Dude... that was F'n insane, lol. You are a beast!

[@tenlugggaming2341]

I come back to this video every year. Still love it

[@zacsanders5380]

OBEY YOUR HAMSTER!

[@nukepacifista9188]

Its definitely hamster sound at the very end

[@ShinzuMusic]

Bahahaha man you're so good lmao I would've be in tears the minute he said Master hahahahaha

[@JasonParadise]

Thanks for the kind words! Appreciate the support! 🤘

[@imjustsaying2036]

Who else can 90% that man

[@Anto-vq9yh]

I’m Just Saying no one ! Juste jason can do that

[@kingbopit9318]

JasonParadise ur awesome dude

[@ianmh24]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I have tears down my cheeks. Funniest vid I’ve seen in a while. The panic in your voice 🤣🤣

[@ryanzone3126]

Oh damn i am crying 😭 so funny. Also bloody well done!

[@criicastillo4306]

FASTER,FASTER,FASTER of puppets?

[@alpkaandabanloglu5669]

cRii Castillo faster of puppets babby

[@littlemansamz3998]

1000 likes but 2 comments Is that even possible?

[@alpkaandabanloglu5669]

Wildfart magic

[@JP-cb2ju]

FASTER OF PUPPETS, IM CRAMPING YOUR FIIIINGS

[@natalielindsay3560]

cRii Castillo plkoioP?

[@davidfarrera8169]

Play a Metallica concert and every time James says ‘yeah!’ It gets faster. Should i start around ranging your funeral?

[@brookepeery7368]

David Farrera lol when I saw them in January, the comedian that was on before them asked the crowd like 10 times, “Can I get a Hetfield YEAAUGHHH!?”

[@dergenmusic2081]

David Farrera 69th like and best comment

[@Dolphins-ov5oe]

And rob zombie

[@metetural9140]

r/boneappletea

[@JamesCrisman-zx6fe]

Ladies and gentlemen fasten your seat belts because shit is about to get real!

[@goldenturtle5850]

You deserve more my friend ✌️

[@lukestacey9018]

Anxiety in its purest form

[@msDanielp369]

dude. my shoulders started hurting from this video, no joke (literally no joke bro)

[@EpicB]

I want to see someone play "Sad But True" but every time he says "You" the song gets faster.

[@cesarmushroom4826]

Every time he say You, the song becomes saddest.

[@EpicB]

@@seamusforever7081 But my avatar isn't actually Close To The Edge.

[@PatrioticMasks]

No, for Sad But True God want it to go faster every time he says YOU'RE.... you... you're my mask.. you're my cover, my shelter...

[@thisisnotverity.b8091]

Mitski but every time she says nobody it gets faster

[@David-pu9kp]

That's pretty brutal dude! 😎

[@Izzywhizzy63]

I haven't laughed this much in ages well done mate u made my day

[@Jigachadd]

When he said "OH NO HIS VOCALS HERE!" I yelled inside "HOLY...!"

[@invhertz9]

1:00 comment in the top right corner, “my cat is scared for you dude she’s crying” 😂😂😂

[@tomasbeltran04050]

Hahahahahahhahahahahahahahh

[@joaquinherrera1403]

"THE SOLOS COMING UP" Me remembering that solo: 😥 Me remembering THE NEXT ONE: 💀

[@jsnnF]

Probably the best GH video I've watched in a while. I couldn't stop laughing lmfao

[@Bublerkin]

Obey your chipmunk

[@dontbeahero9760]

Oyyyyyveyyy

[@poopadoop4409]

What he said

[@randommetalhead7]

*FASTER. MASTER.* ...i feel so dirty dude

[@alpkaandabanloglu5669]

Random Metalhead here have a soap 🦍 (I couldnt find the emoji)

[@Z7Games]

Be careful not to drop that soap ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@randommetalhead7]

Z7Games 3:13 Too l8 m8 *( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*

[@tematoflakes]

man your a MASTER at this MASTERfully made song

[@thepatternofchairs9814]

I actually really like all the screaming, it makes my ears drain of blood. Great stuff. A/10

[@v1__rotate]

How to turn metallica into dragonforce

[@yakuzashibe]

IceDragon Phoenix Makes no sense. Steroids don't make you faster either, that's speed.

[@Rock-Falcon]

Or how to turn Metallica in Nightcore

[@saby115]

V1_Rotate through the fire and flames but every time he says *the* it speeds up?

[@AlissonSilva-ox4uz]

So, Metallica now are shit

[@lordhudson3004]

V1_Rotate lol

[@dargswafflehouse]

4:19 sounds like a floppy drive...

[@chese9064]

Ian Hubin omg 😂

[@jamesvogt4739]

It kinda does...

[@TheRaziz321321]

And it sounds like a printer too

[@Necronomicron8]

OMFG, call help, I'm dying. X'D

[@julianbalenzano6432]

This is the Funniest and Most Impressive thing I’ve seen in Quite a While👏🏻👏🏻😂😂

[@EveryDayEmily_editz]

This is honestly one of the funniest video I've ever seen 😂

[@stargazer7758]

Tempo mapping this was a nightmare.

[@JasonParadise]

I can only imagine. Thanks for suffering through it for us.

[@MrOriginalDahudge]

Are you aware someone made a version of this for Rocksmith? Would be pure insanity to attempt to play it on a real guitar xD

[@1guitargun1]

Mr. Dahudge hold my beer I gotta try that

[@shane2432]

Mr. Dahudge I tried it..... I now want to die

[@DdtRegulator]

Not Rek3dge how much does the speed increase everyone he says "master"

[@68corvette08]

After all of that, I'm surprised you only missed 240 notes.

[@cookshady2926]

I'm the same, 95% accuracy, this guy is a beast

[@Drunkcat008]

I guess you can his a *MASTER*

[@smm896]

"OH NO HIS VOCALS HERE!" lmao he realized "master, master!" is coming

[@twinny_mi]

The way it just kept going and you just knew, you knew 😭

[@fancykat9940]

“MASTER!” “NO” “MASTER!” “STOP”

[@msredfox]

This had me in tears lmao

[@davecrupel2817]

Saaame!! Hahahaha

[@savagekillax7143]

Australian Rick same bro 😂😂

[@brennan7969]

i made some modifications to my portal gun morty, it's now a real gun

[@____________838]

Same

[@DrPotatoSkins]

Dude, Jason's hand at the end was moving so fast it got blurry xD I was ded. Not big surprise.

[@JXCKMODZ]

Your crazy good bro ! 🎸

[@TheVVildHunt]

Damn dude. This was awesome