Master of Puppets but every time he says MASTER it gets FASTER

[@picklezim4819]

“Come crawling faster!” “NOOO!!!!” “Obey your master!” “I DON’ WANT TO!!!!!!”

[@CozyBoat275]

This is funny as hell man

[@benichsthepheonix4418]

Pickle Zim dead 😂😂

[@katweirdman9817]

This is awesome XD

[@blairshort8185]

I was howling!

[@superluke]

That face he makes on the thumbnail though!

[@un0RRS]

It's the genuine panic in his voice that does it for me. Can't stop laughing.

[@noahater5785]

Exactly 😂😂😂

[@rohanjoshi107]

Laughing at his cries

[@Lt.Shineysides89]

He's one of very few youtubers/streamers that has me in stitches of laughter

[@caterpelle563]

My favorite is when he says “oh no” but continues to play every note perfectly lmfao

[@hos4095]

Agreed, his panic mixed with the chipmunk vocals from it being sped up had my crying. All I can hear is “master” in the Alvin voice.

[@theoreticalphysics3644]

Master of Puppets but every time he says master your life burns faster

[@projectuinm21]

LOL

[@mf_from_hell]

Hahaha!

[@lalrinfelapachuau149]

Lol

[@FartCity-WorldDomination]

*my dude speaking Facts up in here!*

[@stefanm.3353]

🤣👍🏼

[@metalhead532]

“Obey your master” I DON’T WANT TO!! “Your life burns faster” YES IT DOES!!

[@FloppaCraft]

4:50

[@SMiLeYGRiMZ]

😂😂😂

[@masteroftheheadcrabs3123]

Faster of Puppets but every time he says faster it gets master.

[@FelipeHoshi]

Underrated comment. lmao

[@Mkll190]

Banana sunset

[@caiaphas13]

LMAO

[@macaronieater6225]

What about? Pastor of Puppets!

[@joselynrodriguez9103]

Hahahahhahahahahahahahhhaha

[@geosb05]

2:46 "Obey your master!" NO!! *"MASTER!!!"* STOP!!

[@whatsthebuzz2881]

600th like

[@Helena_sappycuts]

@Vikrombtw didn't ask if someone ask

[@Sticknub]

@@Helena_sappycuts didn't ask if someone asked if someone asked

[@Helena_sappycuts]

@@Sticknub didn't ask if someone ask if someone ask if someone ask if someone ask if someone ask if someone ask if someone ask if someone ask if someone ask if someone ask if someone ask if someone ask if someone ask if someone ask if someone ask if someone ask if someone ask if someone ask if someone ask if someone ask

[@lemmykilmister3191]

@@Helena_sappycuts *STOP*

[@Cuestar]

"Obey your master" Metallica takes all ad revenue

[@hartincmajor202]

Oh hey it's the cue that belongs to you

[@VeryRealLeslie]

Uhm hi?

[@markcroft5621]

Hi cuestar!

[@brycerineer3776]

Did not expect to see you here

[@bulldozer6781]

*_YOU_*

[@tdent86]

I heard master of puppets for the first time a few years ago through this video. I ended up listening to the whole album and eventually Metallica's whole discography becoming a metalhead in the process and even starting a thrash band with some friends. Thanks for introducing me to my favorite genre of music and changing my life. Rock on🤘

[@FloresTv1]

Same here bro

[@andrewnicon]

wow man that's crazy, you're a wild guy

[@unclej4805]

I've never laughed so hard at someone else's pain and misery

[@Adriiiiiiii1]

Same ngl

[@_That_one_guy]

All I hear is a sea of laughter. laughter, laughter laughing at my cries

[@someone-eb7kg]

Fax

[@TheGrossMeta]

I'm literally crying from laughing so hard 😭😭😭

[@robertkozak9464]

welll.....misery loves company

[@ZarifZikri01]

"Come crawling faster" *NOO!* "Obey your master" *I DON'T WANT TO!*

[@exiIelol]

ohgodohfuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkktoofastohnopleasestopican'tdoitanymorereeeeeeeeee

[@TBONE_2004]

"Your life burns faster" *_YES IT DOES!!_* "Obey your" *_MASTERMASTER!!!!!!_*

[@bradinatorbomb1]

The fact that you still got 90% accurate though lol

[@ravenkills]

If it's not 100% accurate it's 50% accurate

[@roxanne1987r]

@@ravenkills wrong son

[@ravenkills]

@@roxanne1987r kzbin.info

[@GamingSpiral]

@@ravenkills I don’t think that’s how it works

[@ravenkills]

@@GamingSpiral I see you're not an MandJTV viewer

[@Krystalqueen737]

The sheer manic energy towards the end as he’s just screaming is hilarious! “I DONT WANNA!”

[@GuitarVampire93]

Lol at "obey your master" "I DONT WANNA!!!!"

[@stereotypicalemousername9507]

GuitarVampire93 do you think he’ll obey his daddy if he won’t obey his master?

[@stormwickham1675]

GuitarVampire93 master master!

[@IamSpeedster120]

"Your life burns faster" "YES IT DOES!!!!"

[@Pazuzu6]

That made me crack up good!

[@Brunosky_Inc]

Defiant to the end. Dude's metal af.

[@STiLLiLLPRODUCTiONS]

Master of Puppets by Alvin and the Chipmunks.

[@dogmilk-el3rc]

Maximo K. Lmao

[@tristanraine]

lol

[@rowanbuckner-dolton8772]

that wold be amasing to lissen to

[@GMovieSeeker]

At 2:50 this basically turns into Nightcore (If anyone still remembers Nightcore)

[@STiLLiLLPRODUCTiONS]

GMovieSeeker 😂😂😂💀💀💀

[@tphtgm]

The fact he got even close to 90% accuracy is still insane, he's a *master*

[@chancarj]

Master? Oh no, faster again

[@Xlappahony]

master noooo! master noooooo!

[@conceptoarcanocanaloficial]

Master? Of puppets perhaps

[@paxe.j.1723]

Thefacthegotevencloseto90%accuracyisstillinsane,he'samaster

[@paxe.j.1723]

@@SarahTheBasicBitch faster

[@hexagonal69]

Bro Jason is awesome at CH, he got 90% accuracy despite how fast it was going! Now that’s impressive.

[@dragster9070]

Fake as hell but it is funny

[@scremmy_draws]

i love how even after all of the speeding up, the song is still over 5 minutes long💀

[@Gwyn_lord_of_sunlight]

Yeah the entire song is a bop though

[@NihilisticSnake]

Well it didn't start out with the speeding up

[@jackgonzalez8606]

@@Gwyn_lord_of_sunlight ehhhh it’s ok

[@Gwyn_lord_of_sunlight]

@@jackgonzalez8606 💀 I made that comment 6 months ago I don’t think it’s a bop as much it’s still goof

[@Gwyn_lord_of_sunlight]

Good

[@zackakai5173]

2:08 and like that, it became a Megadeth song

[@The_Zou]

Oh my goodness it does.

[@soulessshadow5356]

It sounded a lot like Judas Priest's "Painkiller" for a second xD

[@scremmy_draws]

oh my god it does sound like it-

[@ethanudall]

I thought the exact same 😂

[@hackn001]

Looked like hangar 18 from rust in peace

[@MUTEGIO36]

It’s been 4 years, and I’m pretty sure this still haunts Jason.

[@GarenEvansMusic]

Chiptallica: MASTER!!! MASTER!!! JasonParadise: *STOP IT!!! STOP IT!!!!*

[@TheFailedOwl]

You experience Metallica, Megadeth, Judas Priest and by 3:04 a celtic medieval melody on the same song.

[@rafaelx2280]

Isso poderia ser facilmente soundtranck de um JRPG de Super Nintendo.

[@krystalclouds]

Don't forget the Alvin and the Chipmunks cover

[@privateblastem]

It actually slaps at this part ngl

[@omotaraibiloyetwentyninete6279]

2:47 this part had me screaming with laughter😂😂 The way he yelled “no!”..”stop!!” In between those lines were too perfect😂😂🙏🏾

[@TeG887]

Yes

[@LucaSantt]

Yes

[@01devilsmilitia]

The way he got a 500 plus note streak at that speed is impressive as hell

[@sweetdude1298]

I like how quick it went from metal to nightcore to splittercore

[@Fluffy_Rumples]

Sheer terror in his voice when he realizes the vocals are coming. Haha funny

[@magnusm4]

3:04 The song went so high it turned into a hippie sitar solo. Joke aside that actually sounds really good, I could see that being used as an actual instrument sound in a song for a game.

[@roshankapoor7006]

It sounded more like the music in Pokemon games.

[@neroforte6183]

And the fact that it's still in the same tone, just a higher octave, it sounds really cool

[@fearindestry]

When the Chipmunks goes metal 😂😂

[@kelden8605]

Hippie sitar solo. How I pronounced it: hippie sitar loco.

[@Sleepy_Tonerizzzz-OFFICIAL]

U mean show

[@TheCholoGeek]

3:42 you can SEE when he realized that

[@rudietakerrr]

The fact that you still had 70 something percent in that second solo... holy crap. Also - That was hilarious! :)

[@GauntletXGamer9740]

the fact that this dude even completed the song proves that he would absolutely wreck any and all of us at a guitar duel in guitar hero

[@blueferal8626]

🤡

[@dillyg4443]

@@blueferal8626 🤡

[@nazarenocavallo3000]

i love how jason's smile starts fading away while he realizes the solo's coming.

[@blackguy8621]

2:45 Obey your master NO Master STOP

[@dusksdawn5255]

My favorite part right there xD

[@RE1jill]

YOU HEAR ME

[@grca5851]

I almost got the Wrong idea

[@holzleder570]

XDDDD Phahahahah

[@Boarder4892]

1. His cries and yells of panic especially when he starts yelling back at the game near the end. 😂😂😂😂 2. He does pretty damn good through a majority of it despite how quickly it speeds up. 3. I thought it was funny how the singing voice in the game gets a higher pitch in the song starts to speed up. 😄 And 4. How he’s reacting at the end like he just went through torture and stayed as resilient as he could. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I was literally laughing so hard my body wasn’t doing those intermittent body laughing moves, I was just holding one strong laugh and there was no noise coming from me. 😂😂

[@ABigBowlOfChips]

Don’t forget the sheer terror of when the vocals return after the solo 😂😂😂

[@AMOREplus]

5:14 the reaction of his face is legendary

[@ShinzuMusic]

Bahahaha man you're so good lmao I would've be in tears the minute he said Master hahahahaha

[@JasonParadise]

Thanks for the kind words! Appreciate the support! 🤘

[@imjustsaying2036]

Who else can 90% that man

[@Anto-vq9yh]

I’m Just Saying no one ! Juste jason can do that

[@kingbopit9318]

JasonParadise ur awesome dude

[@MrFrog4Prez]

If Eddie had played like this, he would still be alive

[@thejackswavy]

LMFAO

[@jamesmartinez6972]

Yes I agree

[@KillerJinx13]

And thats why i should stop reading comments :')

[@jivalbhagat7042]

he played it better than this and still died

[@namjoonslostairpods1365]

@@jivalbhagat7042 bro😔

[@CommanderXephy]

finding these old videos gives me joy. especially since i work overnights and have to explain to 4 people why they hear screaming at the concierge desk at 2am

[@earthcrosserr]

“OBEY YOUR MASTER” “*screaming* NO. I DON’T WANT TO” XDD this is hilarious

[@orf_spotter553]

2:07 almost sounds like Judas priest’s “painkiller”

[@plasmakitten4261]

that's about when James's voice got as high as Rob's too lmao

[@rosechild3885]

Technical Difficulties - Racer X

[@katlynlambrecht5937]

Jason looks like a kid who is about to get in trouble in the beginning because he knows this is wrong 😂

[@Ryan-by6fq]

Lol

[@Qu3ven]

❤️

[@ZeroFighter]

2:34 And there's where the kid realized just how much trouble he was in for, only AFTER doing what he knew to be wrong.

[@uobris]

😂

[@jordanhasch2544]

And at the night, he looks to be in some serious pain. Just watching it get "faster" and "faster" made me nauseous.

[@sleepychild2944]

hey man this is my first time seeing your content and you brightened up my day! i've been having a really rough week and seeing you absolutely SHREDDING for your dear life made me smile, so thank you!

[@roetemeteor]

When you're the distraction, but the bats are a little faster than you expected them to be.

[@banksmock9772]

Nice

[@MrToberton]

RIP

[@ShinKyuubi]

"Your life burns faster!" YES IT DOES!

[@criicastillo4306]

FASTER,FASTER,FASTER of puppets?

[@alpkaandabanloglu5669]

cRii Castillo faster of puppets babby

[@littlemansamz3998]

1000 likes but 2 comments Is that even possible?

[@alpkaandabanloglu5669]

Wildfart magic

[@JP-cb2ju]

FASTER OF PUPPETS, IM CRAMPING YOUR FIIIINGS

[@natalielindsay3560]

cRii Castillo plkoioP?

[@coltbattin2479]

The fact he was still doing decent towards the end is insane nice job man

[@HotSauceBear]

at some point it stops being metal and starts being nightcore

[@mudvayne2311]

🤣

[@ashleywootton9556]

It turned into a megadeth song

[@kayleighbrown965]

On Helium hahaha

[@Bublerkin]

Obey your chipmunk

[@dontbeahero9760]

Oyyyyyveyyy

[@poopadoop4409]

What he said

[@stargazer7758]

Tempo mapping this was a nightmare.

[@JasonParadise]

I can only imagine. Thanks for suffering through it for us.

[@BooneElledge]

Are you aware someone made a version of this for Rocksmith? Would be pure insanity to attempt to play it on a real guitar xD

[@1guitargun1]

Mr. Dahudge hold my beer I gotta try that

[@shane2432]

Mr. Dahudge I tried it..... I now want to die

[@DdtRegulator]

Not Rek3dge how much does the speed increase everyone he says "master"

[@JamesCrisman-zx6fe]

Ladies and gentlemen fasten your seat belts because shit is about to get real!

[@Kaiju_Inc]

A gold star to the guy who said “DAMN YOU, PUCCI” in chat at 4:34

[@sephikong8323]

I don't have any gold star, would he be content if I give him a Joestar instead ?

[@biekevin3953]

Why

[@Kaiju_Inc]

@@biekevin3953 It's a JoJo reference.

[@LucasNicolau-ys4kk]

M A I D U I N H E B A N

[@t1naftore]

jojo is everywhere

[@v1__rotate]

How to turn metallica into dragonforce

[@yakuzashibe]

IceDragon Phoenix Makes no sense. Steroids don't make you faster either, that's speed.

[@Rock-Falcon]

Or how to turn Metallica in Nightcore

[@saby115]

V1_Rotate through the fire and flames but every time he says *the* it speeds up?

[@AlissonSilva-ox4uz]

So, Metallica now are shit

[@lordhudson3004]

V1_Rotate lol

[@rockerboy_2049]

OBEY YOUR HAMSTER!

[@nukepacifista9188]

Its definitely hamster sound at the very end

[@bigred3164]

I think afterwards, he set down the guitar, and it completely disintegrated.

[@TriCop]

4:14 That was no human scream.... That was a chicken scream

[@aaronrogers8478]

TriCop 😂

[@sdmfbastard]

It reminds me of this: kzbin.info/www/bejne/g4OmhK1mmNOIq6c

[@wahawaha541]

When you play fast, you must cry faster and that means in higher frequencies :D

[@Spartan-oq1yw]

lol it does sound like a chicken

[@NirodimosNeedAKing]

Cawcaw

[@EpicB]

I want to see someone play "Sad But True" but every time he says "You" the song gets faster.

[@cesarmushroom4826]

Every time he say You, the song becomes saddest.

[@EpicB]

@@seamusforever7081 But my avatar isn't actually Close To The Edge.

[@PatrioticMasks]

No, for Sad But True God want it to go faster every time he says YOU'RE.... you... you're my mask.. you're my cover, my shelter...

[@thisisnotverity.b8091]

Mitski but every time she says nobody it gets faster

[@randommetalhead7]

*FASTER. MASTER.* ...i feel so dirty dude

[@alpkaandabanloglu5669]

Random Metalhead here have a soap 🦍 (I couldnt find the emoji)

[@Z7Games]

Be careful not to drop that soap ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@randommetalhead7]

Z7Games 3:13 Too l8 m8 *( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*

[@x-arries7743]

The genuine expression on his face of panic most of the time makes this amazing

[@msredfox]

This had me in tears lmao

[@davecrupel2817]

Saaame!! Hahahaha

[@savagekillax7143]

Australian Rick same bro 😂😂

[@brennan7969]

i made some modifications to my portal gun morty, it's now a real gun

[@____________838]

Same

[@DrPotatoSkins]

Dude, Jason's hand at the end was moving so fast it got blurry xD I was ded. Not big surprise.

[@dargswafflehouse]

4:19 sounds like a floppy drive...

[@jamesvogt4739]

It kinda does...

[@TheRaziz321321]

And it sounds like a printer too

[@Necronomicron8]

OMFG, call help, I'm dying. X'D

[@TheCoyotito2000]

4:51 Song: Obey your master! Jason: I dont wanna to!

[@hamsandwich3623]

Your life burns FASTER! Jason: YES, IT DOES!

[@fakepersonalert]

This is my favorite quote from a KZbin video

[@kyllunmarsheen]

that had me dying🤣 legit couldn't stop laughing your reactions so funny because of how genuine the screams of terror everytime you realise the word master was coming🤣 altho even with the speed you were killing it man👏👏

[@arandomflyingcat6254]

4:50 _obey your master_ *I DON'T WANNA!!!!!!!!!*

[@lukestacey9018]

Anxiety in its purest form

[@msDanielp369]

dude. my shoulders started hurting from this video, no joke (literally no joke bro)

[@68corvette08]

After all of that, I'm surprised you only missed 240 notes.

[@cookshady2926]

I'm the same, 95% accuracy, this guy is a beast

[@Drunkcat008]

I guess you can his a *MASTER*

[@trekgreenwood6743]

It’s a tradition to watch this at least once a month.

[@davidfarrera8169]

Play a Metallica concert and every time James says ‘yeah!’ It gets faster. Should i start around ranging your funeral?

[@brookepeery7368]

David Farrera lol when I saw them in January, the comedian that was on before them asked the crowd like 10 times, “Can I get a Hetfield YEAAUGHHH!?”

[@docilehostile]

David Farrera 69th like and best comment

[@Dolphins-ov5oe]

And rob zombie

[@metetural9140]

r/boneappletea

[@Jigachadd]

When he said "OH NO HIS VOCALS HERE!" I yelled inside "HOLY...!"

[@invhertz9]

1:00 comment in the top right corner, “my cat is scared for you dude she’s crying” 😂😂😂

[@tomasbeltran04050]

Hahahahahahhahahahahahahahh

[@vinihuebrlives]

5:10 why do i feel like this part sounds like a bunch of chipmunks cheering? lmao

[@vincentb5828]

Alestorm - Drink but everytime he says "drink", it gets faster

[@dylancross1039]

20100 B Yes!

[@vjekop932]

20100 B viewers have to drink when he says drink

[@stephano353]

battery, but everytime they say battery it gets faster, get on it modders.

[@dhwwiiexpert]

stephano353 Oh my god!!!

[@ltcg1674]

Dyers eve but every time they say dear mother dear father it gets faster

[@evanhansen5363]

stephano353 the Black album, but every “yeah” it gets faster

[@littlefighter6592]

Orion but every time it means something it gets faster... Maybe Guitar Hero can reach light velocity

[@borat1191]

Enter Sandman but everytime he says Sandman it gets faster Wait he only does once

[@silasthefish]

Coming back to this vid years later and it still makes my face hurt from smiling at both the insanity of the song and Jason himself.

[@CorridorOfMirrorsRemixes]

This video has never failed to make me laugh after a good 6-12 months each time I manage to come back to it. THE ENDING HAS ME WEAK FROM LAUGHING TOO HARD, THOUGH. Thanks, Jason! 😭

[@JasonParadise]

Thank YOU for the continued support! Glad these old videos still make folks smile 🤘

[@CorridorOfMirrorsRemixes]

@@JasonParadise You’re welcome! You’re absolutely hilarious with these. 😄

[@Ekbird]

This was infinitely more entertaining than i thought it would be. Kudos.

[@omgiddy]

DOESN'T COUNT, WASN'T ALL DOWNSTROKES.

[@wyattrichardson6237]

twitch.tv/giddy Damnit, James.

[@RoninWaffle]

Fact.

[@MichaelTux]

twitch.tv/giddy 😆😆😆😆

[@MetalPesado]

The Truth!!!

[@MetalPesado]

Jaden Davison its mandatory downstrokes bro :)

[@joesubel]

WHAT A *Solid solo* SATAN

[@stacieknighten8339]

Heh Not Today Satan

[@cameronmetz9933]

1:50 sounds like Eric Cartman singing lol

[@SeekDoors160]

Not really LMAOO

[@cameronmetz9933]

lol yeah. I know it for sure sounds like a South Park character. Can’t think of anyone haha

[@alejandromoran332]

It does 😭

[@alldiar]

3:50 When you came for master of puppets but wound up with thru the fire and the flames

[@svartrbrisingr6141]

Actually this has somehow even surpassed Thru the fire and flames

[@brandonchurch2094]

Pastor of Muppets.

[@rrgg3912]

Lmao

[@kaiburgart7282]

Me: Mom, can we get Dimebag Darrell? Mom: We have Dimebag Darrell at home. Dimebag Darrell at home:

[@JosephRowe-tb3hk]

Man I miss KZbin being like this! Great video man, I know it’s been 6 years since you posted it but this is my first time seeing it. Well fucking done lol

[@jasonleighton1584]

Oh god! I laughed so much at this "Come crawling faster!" NO! "Obey your master!" I DON'T WANNA!

[@crashvds777]

Don’t know if anyone noticed, but the official title is: “Master of Puppets, but every time he says Master it gets Faster of Puppets”

[@shelialynn2874]

Thanks for making my day before my work shift. This is hilarious and so awesome. 😊😀

[@wtfgeis]

That was hilarious but also pretty impressive, nicely done

[@Tank-Fts]

Bro the fact that you are hitting some of those notes is something my brain can't comprehend

[@lacalacadevic2887]

3:52 That riffs sounds great at that speed

[@giorgiomatraxiamusic4874]

Jason Phases through the song 0:05 Let's Go! 0:46 I'm already nervous 1:35 Faster Uh? 1:45 Oh No 1:55 Ok 2:10 (sudden realisation) OH NO 2:38 NOT FASTER 2:47 MASTER (NO) MASTER (STOP) 2:57 I'M SCREAMING, AAHH DO YOU HEAR ME? 3:13 (Realisation of the tragical mistake) OMG THE SOLO IS COMING UP 3:43 OH NO HIS VOCALS HERE NO (X6) OH SHIT 3:57 (The nightmare begins) NO!!! SHIIIIIT!! 4:08 Complete Madness (Jason starts to lose his mind) 4:40 (The pain is real) 4:49 NO!! I DON'T WANT TO 5:04 Crazy Outro

[@cuitlahuacantonioortizsand9060]

4:14: WTF!!!!!

[@theoldswitcharoo]

This was such a funny video. Your screams of anguish were so genuine!

[@PriceTagOfficial]

LMFAO bro 3:57 😭!!! This the funniest shit I've seen in Forever!!! And your reactions 😭😭😭😭

[@arcadedomination8006]

The high pitched master of muppets.

[@arcadedomination8006]

Proper nightcore speed lmao

[@PilloTheStar]

Master! *(NO!)* Master! *_(STOP!)_*

[@goompo]

PilloTheStar Obey your master! *(I DON’T WANT TO!!)*

[@davecrupel2817]

@@goompo _insane solo_ *_AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!_*

[@BeastEJ620]

I just scrolled down to the comments at 2:47 not expecting to see this.

[@RAAAAHSCARY]

BeastEJ Same

[@wnw158]

I was at that part when reading

[@JLConawayII]

That's just cruel and unusual. I wonder if this is available on Rocksmith.

[@bukx21]

Oh god, I dont even wanna imagine the gameplay of this song on Rocksmith.

[@AGKaiju]

Immediately all strings would break midway.... XD

[@XavierPlayR]

JLConawayII it is

[@jonathanfrye9647]

It is. I played the bass part. My fingers hated me afterwards lol. I got 91%. I thought that was pretty good.

[@envy3942]

It is

[@Mayhemzz]

Man. No idea why this showed up in my recommended after so long. Remember watching this and so many other hilarious meme charts live. Hope you're doing well, Jason.

[@thebandit7623]

The little screams had laughing hard.

[@Inhaleblackexhaleblue]

This is a pretty sick nightcore.

[@austinj.trevathan7810]

Josh Schulz gross

[@Matthew-wx3ju]

Josh Schulz nice pfp (;

[@fancykat9940]

“MASTER!” “NO” “MASTER!” “STOP”

[@willowtatus6159]

I had no idea who you were until someone linked this. This is the funniest shit I've seen on YT in years, my dude. Just knowing how many times he says "master" in this song, I was like, "there's no way this can't be a comedy", and you came with it, all the screaming in pain and anguish that reached into the dark recesses of my humorous soul and made me belly-laugh the entire time. I've watched it three times now, and the hilarity hasn't stopped yet. "OMG! NO!" (obey your...) "I DON'T WANNA!" (speeds up) "NOOOOOO! OMG THE SOLO IS COMING!!!" I apologize that my introduction to your channel is clearly a moment of intense pain and suffering for you, but know that this dark old soul appreciated every bit of that pain, because I could imagine the whole time what a miserable experience playing this on a real guitar under those circumstances could be.

[@divinefallfromgrace]

Lol, at around 1:49, Metallica becomes Anthrax, at 2:54 Anthrax becomes Slayer, and at 4:07 Slayer becomes Dragonforce 🤣... I love this. Nice wurk Jason... 😁🤘 (Edit:- chaarz for the love hoomans!) 😉

[@Spartan-oq1yw]

Bro this is above dragonforce....

[@divinefallfromgrace]

@@Spartan-oq1yw By the end, yeah, it's turned into a mixture of The Chipmunks and Extreme Noise 😆

[@stilirisermichonta5603]

@@divinefallfromgrace the chipmunks overdosing on crack and LSD

[@divinefallfromgrace]

@@stilirisermichonta5603 You sound like you might be a fan of that Chipsludge stuff; if not, check it out- 'Chipmunks on 16 Speed'. Twisted. 🤣

[@FeLuz-wq4wl]

And the rest is dubstep

[@n_o_n_t_u]

2:45 "Obey your master!" "NO!!!" "Master!" "STOP!!!"

[@Darksky1001able]

Cliff Burton is probably laughing his ass off at this, but he's probably impressed at your speed.

[@matthewlinkletter4128]

H e s d e a d t h o

[@luisrosales3430]

As he shreds in heaven

[@scatman5225]

he should do it at 200 percent speed kappa

[@quadirmiller609]

1. He’s a bassist 2. He’s dead but heaven is debatable

[@dangarbim]

It's been a while since I had as much fun with a video as this one. Thank you very much! Hugs from Brazil!