Imagine going to a boxing fight and for the first 38 seconds, the boxers just stand in front of each other, then one throws 2 punches on the other guy, and it's over.
@fijisharbrough4 жыл бұрын
And paying for it too.
@Agslions4 жыл бұрын
That was pretty much every Tyson fight in the 80s.
@juliaduran73034 жыл бұрын
Glass joe strats lol 😂
@commanderhaar47774 жыл бұрын
Imagine going to any of these fights and they're all just one guy dominating most of them in less than a minute.
@elliottrupnow50204 жыл бұрын
Imagine going to a championship match just to watch the reigning champion get wambo comboed and koed in the first 45 seconds.
@thenorfnonly34863 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite things about Punch-Out speedruns is that, for the most part, the game is being played entirely as intended. No sequence breaks, no glitches, just being really damn good at the game.
@Spunney3 жыл бұрын
this is pretty wrong XD but i can understand how it looks like that to someone who doesn't play or speedrun the games. i mean all of the crazy stuff going on isn't exactly obvious unless it involves getting hit or knocked down on purpose like TD soda on wii
@marshmellowguy5863 жыл бұрын
@@Spunney but it's not cheating
@Spunney3 жыл бұрын
@@marshmellowguy586 bad troll
@marshmellowguy5863 жыл бұрын
@@Spunney ?
@tomasvillarreal94492 жыл бұрын
@@Spunney Still not cheating, you are not breaking the game, bc most of these stuff was made on purpose for the devs so people discover it and use it to speedrun.
@aguy38065 жыл бұрын
Speedrun tactics: *does literally nothing for 38 seconds on glass joe*
@cloud9mitchellj5095 жыл бұрын
Strats :) lol is funny though
@finndies14144 жыл бұрын
Little Mac does the stanky leg though
@roderrickgaming99493 жыл бұрын
Yes, that is the fastest way to beat glass joe
@lyamkemp2 жыл бұрын
Small sandman the strongest man in the world
@kek-senpai2435 жыл бұрын
Midget sandman looks like a little mac version of sandman.
@gaster_5 жыл бұрын
little sandmac
@Isakube4 жыл бұрын
@@gaster_ oh no i got sand in my burger
@julianfalken88614 жыл бұрын
ProkubeGaming why eat the little mac when you can eat a big mac? You got weird taste
@Isakube4 жыл бұрын
@@julianfalken8861 ik
@metalyoshi5k4 жыл бұрын
I was casually playing through the game and the small sandman glitch happened to me
@FigureFarter5 жыл бұрын
15:33 Mini sandman gang
@sandmans59805 жыл бұрын
LOL
@mr.hippopotamus17925 жыл бұрын
Poofesure's fans unite
@pytooie4 жыл бұрын
Doc: Mac you're fighting the ex champ what's your strat ? Mac: *PANCAKE HIM*
@Pink.Scientist4 ай бұрын
Just be Mr. Sandman, you dont have to be Mr. Pancakeman
@southstar4485 жыл бұрын
15:37 that’s me when my back hurts
@Rick-si1re5 жыл бұрын
Yeah that was a glitch, I've never seen that before wow
@justsomegiggitygoo3 жыл бұрын
Baby sandman
@ObjectorOfThings3 жыл бұрын
Got A Fucking Icyhot Commercial
@Oersted_LAL5 жыл бұрын
anytime a new zallard video comes out, i get impressed.
@MartinSgs5 жыл бұрын
Same
@cloud9mitchellj5095 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah
@NintendoNerd642 жыл бұрын
10:02 nobody seems to be talking about how smooth sodas animations are
@LubuzzD5 жыл бұрын
I just started cracking up at that glass joe fight. Amazing stuff 👌
@jamespaz43333 жыл бұрын
10:02 I always enjoy that dance 🤣
@AvrgeGamr5 жыл бұрын
Knockout king hippo Mario: 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9............... Me:10! 10! 10!
@Niagaranobs4 жыл бұрын
Nope.
@mattparsons9465 жыл бұрын
Zallard, amazing run!
@sandmans59805 жыл бұрын
MR SANDMAN IN THE THUMBNAIL THO 😂😂😂😂
@SlasherDex4 жыл бұрын
Zallard you could never beat me. I will watch all of these with 2x speed
@Iz_zy20992 жыл бұрын
Imagine if they added Muhammad Ali after Mike Tyson, that would’ve been a CRAZY AWSOME secret boss
@JuanPuercoIsCalling2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, for sure, although they might not have permission to do so, it’d still be insane
@iAmAbsoluteFilth5 жыл бұрын
Congrats on the the new PB!
@zallard15 жыл бұрын
Thanks!
@sethtucker37143 жыл бұрын
@@zallard1 hi
@ilikecheese5832 Жыл бұрын
15:33 NO YOU MONSTER, YOU ACTIVATED MR SANDMAN'S SMOL MODE, THE WORLD IS DOOMED!
@phillipmitchell22544 жыл бұрын
I've never seen such finger speed before 😏
@gamerjetstreamsam91624 жыл бұрын
Phillip Mitchell Aaah~;]
@marshmellowguy5863 жыл бұрын
Bruh
@Connor_Kirkpatrick4 жыл бұрын
That battle with sandman looked slicker than oil
@beefbosssoftware3 жыл бұрын
Von Kaiser went down faster than the Hindenburg!
@mac87825 жыл бұрын
Mr. Sandman : *Exists* Thumbnail : *C R U M C H*
@小胖-q8v5 жыл бұрын
anytime a new zallard video comes out, i get amazed.
@Xeno-Scott4 жыл бұрын
15:33 Mr Sandman, what happened to you?
@Oscarus42503 жыл бұрын
An anvil felt on his head (probably)
@fleetwoodvo86732 ай бұрын
Little Mac cut him down to size
@evilchild18512 жыл бұрын
4:51 To beat King Hippo, you must stare at him for a few seconds
@StaxiHD5 жыл бұрын
The punch out god is back :3
@travisscottfan2213 жыл бұрын
15:38 SMOL SANDMAN
@Isakube4 жыл бұрын
ever find it odd that don flamenco (major circuit) can be beaten in less time than glass joe (minor circuit)
@chargingcreepers68224 жыл бұрын
I find it odd that it's just as easy to KO Piston Honda 2 (World Circuit)
@greenbubba975 жыл бұрын
Zallard, I have watched your Games Done Quick speedruns of Punch Out and recently watched your blindfolded Punch Out Wii speedrun, and I was blown away, but there is something I have always wondered. I know that in Mike Tyson's Punch Out you can stay down until the 9 count and still get up, but can you do that in Super Punch Out? The reason I ask this is, because I came across an old video you had where you beat the Wii Mr Sandman with only hooks, and I was wondering if that hooks only challenge was possible for everyone in every Punch Out game and if the staying down until the 9 count would come in handy for such a challenge. I think there might be some fights in Super Punch Out or Mike Tyson's Punch Out that might be impossible for such a challenge, but I have yet to see anyone try it and I know that you are definitely the most qualified for the challenge given that you tend to have a habit of making the impossible possible. XD
@jeremyrush20182 жыл бұрын
It is, but it's rare.
@OuroborosChoked5 жыл бұрын
If you could make a Punch-Out program that pitted the fighters against each other using their extant fighting patterns.... who would win?
@commanderhaar47774 жыл бұрын
My money is on Super Macho Man
@mouthlesshater2 жыл бұрын
Sandban probably.
@luckey243 жыл бұрын
Lol that moment when You can ko glass Joe with literately TWO punches.... Man's was charging his ki with those 38 seconds
@funnymannotfunny Жыл бұрын
The first punch wasn’t even needed, you can literally stand still for all that time and throw one punch to win, zallard was just using buffer strats.
@jamespaz43333 жыл бұрын
15:34 at last... a decent size of your opponent
@breck86685 жыл бұрын
mini sandman gang
@00F3 жыл бұрын
Good run, but we can’t just ignore midget Sandman in the thumbnail XD
@aidyplays10134 жыл бұрын
1:40 when you realise Von Kaiser is easier than Glass Joe
@AndrewBlechinger4 жыл бұрын
Not easier, just shorter.
@PWBS-yc6xi4 жыл бұрын
On glass joe you can consistently get the ko by buffering 22 face punches and doing two left gut punches and then two right gut punches. It’s blindfolded strats
@thenorfnonly34863 жыл бұрын
Piston Hurricane is faster than Gabby Jay (Yay!)
@AziDoesQuestionableThings2 жыл бұрын
@@thenorfnonly3486 Yay!
@dat1woomy5 жыл бұрын
New challenge beat the game on the Nintendo calculator. No your right the Nintendo calculator is not a real thing in 8/16/19. Edit: the Nintendo calculator is a thing but it's not a console it's a downloadable game on the DS Ware Edit 2: It's not called "Nintendo calculator" it's called Mario calculator
@fanboyyourguy5 жыл бұрын
Maybe do the research BEFORE you post something, that could probably help.
@Jdwzl4 жыл бұрын
Version 2: beat Punch out on Nintendo playing Cards( yes, this is a thing)
@three-quartersbadger29292 жыл бұрын
I tried to play this recently and Don 2 was when I realised that I don't have the reflexes anymore.
@commanderhaar47774 жыл бұрын
Don't mind him! It's just zallard1 doing zallard1 things again.
@Me416875 жыл бұрын
My dude just beats glass Joe with 2 hits
@Skaii014 жыл бұрын
Sandman do be vibin tho
@GGMK20025 жыл бұрын
We need a new Punch Out for the Switch.
@weegyartist5 жыл бұрын
Brett Estes You’re right. I was screaming at the nintendo E3 livestream for punchout and we aint got nothing
@philiphunt-bull58175 жыл бұрын
Punchout is such a great series.
@isaiahmoreno89625 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Zallard1: I can beat Mike Tyson's Punch-Out in 15 minutes
@thaboijp65 жыл бұрын
Havoc is here Nobody: Zallard1: I can make it to the world circuit in Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out in under 10 minutes
@QuickQuips5 жыл бұрын
Hey. Summoning Salt does that and shows the progression of the runs too. But Zallard can do them all blindfolded.
@randomvideoposter10002 жыл бұрын
@@QuickQuips summoning salt holds blindfolded wr now
@WideJaxamilious2 жыл бұрын
The bald bull time was, nice
@elementaskylos48884 жыл бұрын
Sandman looking a little compressed
@ninavega39505 жыл бұрын
I'm playing this on switch and...I'm having so much trouble with Bald Bull's second fight.
@brolyblast2 жыл бұрын
Very late but Bald Bull 2 needs stars to knock him down
@DannyKavka2 жыл бұрын
That fight is when the Switch lag really starts to hold you back. I had to go back to playing on my console.
@ChessJew5 жыл бұрын
...Damn you're good.
@zallard15 жыл бұрын
Thanks!
@Iamsoboredfr5 жыл бұрын
@@zallard1 I bear train maybe 2 times in the first round. It's hard and have to do it perfect
@zeteroxx4 жыл бұрын
The thumbnail is hilarious.
@spaceboi95864 жыл бұрын
Mike Tyson only had the rights to this game for a while but I think he lost them when he went to jail
@marvinwilliams8007 Жыл бұрын
That strat for Don flamenco I still can’t get it right and I’ve been practicing on it endlessly lol
@whitty9877 Жыл бұрын
what happened to sandman 15:34
@Jake_R837 Жыл бұрын
The thumbnail is perfect
@codiehess3673 жыл бұрын
5:27 do the hippo dance
@jamespaz43333 жыл бұрын
14:24 slip the jab?
@guessillupload2 жыл бұрын
Soda pop stands still when mac blocks because Small human block? Can’t block uppercut Which leads to an instant knockdown
@bruv89435 жыл бұрын
.... Glass Joe lasted longer than Van Keiser
@GoldDragon202 жыл бұрын
Uhhh 15:38 squishy sandman???
@retroace55314 жыл бұрын
Therapist: Midget Sandman isn't real, he can't hurt you Midget Sandman: 15:34
@kierrific13574 жыл бұрын
Zallard making a Mike Tyson's punch out speedrun
@socks10932 жыл бұрын
15:38 what happened mr sandman
@fnf_noob Жыл бұрын
15:33 How does this glitch work?
@dimer04143 жыл бұрын
9:58 GLASS JOE = PISTON HONDA CONFIRMED?
@edmondsantos82933 жыл бұрын
Should be named Buuung compilation
@picklechicken83963 жыл бұрын
Ayo tiny sandman got the drip
@clpleaser5 жыл бұрын
Damn mandela effect! I remember this game being much more difficult
@commanderhaar47774 жыл бұрын
It is. Zallard is just THAT good.
@Yayman6673 жыл бұрын
Nice on glitching mr.sandman
@alvinreasbyjr.98454 жыл бұрын
YOU ROCK BRO GREAT UPLOAD YOU MADE THEM ALL INTO LIL BITCHES LMAO 😂
@metarotta2 жыл бұрын
glass joe probably retired for good after getting floored by 2 punches
@weegeedx28545 жыл бұрын
What is that crowd cheering noise, they do realize thats literally never crowds make right?
@johnestrada575 жыл бұрын
what?
@SBOutrich5 жыл бұрын
Its 1987 dude, go back to your Xbox one and stfu
@dgdtdgydgifuhshushwushdush56934 жыл бұрын
How did you do that?!
@victikirby155 жыл бұрын
Mini Sandman
@hackrmingaming78265 жыл бұрын
I know you and skip the tutorial have already put a ton of effort into punch out wii, but I’ve been working on a mike Tyson’s punch out dodgeless run. I was wondering what your opinion on it was. Do you think it’s impossible?
@zallard15 жыл бұрын
Dodgeless for this game is impossible thanks to Don Flamenco 1, Bald Bull 2, Mr Sandman, and Mike Tyson unfortunately.
@azimmeme99943 жыл бұрын
@@zallard1 For Bald Bull you can counter the bull rush.
@zallard13 жыл бұрын
@@azimmeme9994 He tends to not do 3 bull charges in a single round, and aside from the ear rub and bull charge, he doesn't have attacks that can be directly countered without dodges.
@funnymannotfunny Жыл бұрын
@@zallard1in round 3 countering the charge can ko him instead of knocking him down.
@KDR-xr7rr4 жыл бұрын
This appears to be edited. The clock moves a lot faster than normal
@zallard14 жыл бұрын
Try playing this game again & look at the clock. This is actually how fast it moves on every version of the game.
@Rick-si1re5 жыл бұрын
You know I just had a thought, I wonder if Nintendo even knew all of this was possible...damn lol
@JuanPuercoIsCalling2 жыл бұрын
15:33 How the heck
@Payne8244 жыл бұрын
Nice thumbnail my guy
@Namel_4 жыл бұрын
What happaned to Sandman on the Thumbnail?
@marvinwilliams8007 Жыл бұрын
Hey zallard1 is eyesight still for chumps? Rofl
@davefood6355 жыл бұрын
Me vs my meat at 10 AM
@icarustalks5 жыл бұрын
What is this played on? Original, NES classic or emulator
@dat1woomy5 жыл бұрын
I think it was played on a calculator. Not saying the graphics are bad I just want to make the reader of this laugh. 😊
@reallyspingebillboxpants5 жыл бұрын
@@dat1woomy you failed
@mr.mermit61895 жыл бұрын
SpingeBill BoxPants aw
@mattparsons9465 жыл бұрын
@Dat1Wommy pfft, don’t listen to anyone else; mission accomplished, I laughed.
@dat1woomy5 жыл бұрын
@SpingeBill BoxPants K K K K K K K K
@gabrielh03193 жыл бұрын
how do you super punch?
@Brody8393 жыл бұрын
Minus
@TheTinman19963 жыл бұрын
There are several moments where you do not immediately start a fight in the game. How exactly does it help in saving time? Asking out of sheer curiosity
@zetatheflooftm66423 жыл бұрын
dude this came out 2 years ago
@TheTinman19963 жыл бұрын
@@zetatheflooftm6642 Funny enough, I did eventually find out why before you replied. I had asked out of unfamiliarity with Punch-Out!! speedruns
@James-yx5qt2 жыл бұрын
It doesn’t affect the timer for the fights and he’s taking a short break.
@Deebo_Parsley3 жыл бұрын
15:37 what in the name of Jesus is that
@weegyartist5 жыл бұрын
Sub 15 is coming, i know it,
@hualni5 жыл бұрын
I once completed a play through of this game many years ago where I got a KO on every fighter and sustained no damaged. My time was probably terrible. And no, TKO's Did not count.
@funnymannotfunny Жыл бұрын
That is impossible, as Bald Bull 1 can ONLY be TKO’d.
@hualni Жыл бұрын
@sebastiansklerov2303 I was implying that. I did try the 2-2-2 knockdown approach and it didn't work. But you're right, I did not KO him.
@cherylbussani88684 жыл бұрын
World circuit title bout add pops up
@viktorjavo5 жыл бұрын
Why did you wait until you pressed start before the Piston Honda 1 fight?
@Jotthew555 жыл бұрын
These runs are timed with the in game clock, so it doesn't matter how much time he takes in between fights. My guess is he used that time to drink water or something like that.
@zallard15 жыл бұрын
This run is timed with the in-game times of each fight. Also there is a manipulation you can do if you don't press right/down at all & press start at about 2:09 exactly from a console reset to get a favorable attack out of Honda 1. The same kind of manipulation is done on King Hippo, which is why I wait there as well.
@yootubevids5 жыл бұрын
If it's not a blind-folded run, does it really count? LOL
@fifaworldcup1994 Жыл бұрын
How do you know he's not blindfolded?
@mr.horse18013 жыл бұрын
Dammit zallard!! Cant even let me do one bull charge?!
@Cyrus_got_verified5 жыл бұрын
What is the world record?
@bakerideal47972 жыл бұрын
Nice thumbnail
@Ms.Lilithster5 жыл бұрын
Sandman in the thumbnail
@josh68135 жыл бұрын
Mr. Sandmac
@x2Shae2 жыл бұрын
Nice
@Vareckes5 жыл бұрын
mr.sandman gets small me: you are supposed to be tallest person in the game WTF SCAMED
@MarthaVsHumanity5 жыл бұрын
Sandman was never the tallest anyway. Soda Popinski is an inch taller.
@Vareckes5 жыл бұрын
oh well i scammed myself
@jasoncrane60342 жыл бұрын
don flamenco, aka adam sandler
@bobsherman19175 жыл бұрын
Sandman copied like half of bald bulls moves
@themariotnt5 жыл бұрын
Mr.sand man😃
@LT_A11134 жыл бұрын
Glass Joe 1-99 Von Kaiser 23-13 Piston Honda 26-1 Don Flamenco 22-3 King Hippo 18-9 Great Tiger 24-5 Bald Bull 34-4 Piston Honda 2 26-2 Soda Popinski 33-2 Bald Bull 2 34-5 Don Flamenco 2 22-4 Mr Sandman 27-2 Super Macho Man 35-0 Mike Tyson 31-0