Mike Wozniak: Certified DILF

[@MrFalcon343]

He literally just appeared on taskmaster, awoken something in all of us, then dipped. Iconic dilf energy

[@Scumbelina55]

What he just said on being certified as a dilf just really cemented his dilfness

[@chunkyscorpio]

"what a patchwork quilt we are" i love him

[@AliciaB.]

'it's a reminder that all tastes are out there'... does he think of himself as _unattractive_ ???

[@phillieespley]

From his self deprecating comments on TMP and his podcast, Three Bean Salad, I’d guess so? At the very least I think he doesn’t want to seem big headed.

[@ashleyng323]

Alicia B He’s just being modest

[@CaraCompass]

hello wozniaktube I just wanted to tell you that I met mike tonight (he's very polite), got home, and this was the first thing on my homepage

[@chelseawildflowerloftinwey1945]

TELL US EVERYTHING

[@jamesb6975]

ed: how does it feel to be a certified dilf? mike: wh- * _wheeze_ *

[@phillieespley]

😆

[@Jayk-kz7sh]

in the most recent episode of 3 bean salad henry and ben mentioned that while mike was trying to kill a fly he just started flexing all his muscles in the process and I have this mental image in my head of Mike being incredibly fit but only showing it off while killing flies haha

[@andrewgarfieldenjoyer5915]

the last tweet LMAO

[@usernamesmeannothing]

I swear Mike is just proof of time travel. He has such a Victorian aura about him, he must've been a Clown or Mime or something back then... Maybe he's the reason Jack the Ripper was never found. He has to own a Penny Farthing.