Fallout New Vegas - Random Axe of Kindness

[@Metalhead25]

I love how axeman is voiced by alchestbreach so technically three KZbinrs are traveling the Mojave going on adventures

[@vsarachnos5414]

I'd love if they brought in Al without saying anything. And suddenly Axeman can just magically be aware of situations and talk perfectly about what's going on.

[@onlyscience1930]

VS Arachnos that would be perfect

[@CeCactus13]

Well, this means that they've already been doing collabs for a while.

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

Did they still had the crier breach mod installed?

[@oscarhotel5672]

7 ate 9 because you’re supposed to have three squares meals a day

[@owlismyfavouritecolorflame2325]

789, wait, 7 ate 9, yeah that’s funny but this joke probably won’t last Meanwhile in the future haha 7 ate 9 this is so funny and will never die, even do humanity is almost extinct and I’m in the post apocalypse so this is the best thing I have, YOU COULD MAKE A RELIGION OUT OF THIS

[@asherhowland2474]

Owlismyfavouritecolor Flame perishn I I L Jmmllhllhll

[@RH0DI]

Took me a second. For those who still don't get it, 3^2=9 Very good joke!

[@晏榮努]

Because Bear and the Bull Bar and the Bull ;)

[@tharbeapancake]

Legend has it zach still hasnt figured out anything after the number 4 so this probably went over his head

[@burnlogic8407]

"I'm the one with a gun!" Wise words.

[@ChulioRCHulio]

"Im the one who shoots!" - Zank Moreland, probably

[@CassidyCope]

For anybody who hasn't yet noticed how the ballistic fist (the unarmed weapon at the end of the video) works, it's literally a shotgun that you attach to your wrist that's triggered by the pressure plate on your knuckles.

[@AwkwardHypernerd413]

So yang’s Ember Cilica?

[@ZyroShadowPony]

@@AwkwardHypernerd413 only more apocalyptic and badass

[@jakedude236]

Ahhh yes like that weapon used in the end of the totally accurate historical documentary, "inglorious Basterds"

[@gewuerzwanze5627]

@@jakedude236 why hasnt anyone built that?

[@MachineMan-mj4gj]

@@gewuerzwanze5627 Those fist-guns actually existed. It was a .32 caliber pistol stuck on the back of a glove. Spies used them to punch-shoot people in close combat.

[@daemonicnoises1224]

At the beginning it sounded like Zach was debating Whether to say “why” or “when”

[@elijahjarman2837]

Wherms't?

[@Onio_Saiyan]

@@elijahjarman2837sir my dad is having a heart attack. “Wherms’t?”

[@aydenprzybylowicz8480]

really glad this channel was recommended to me, just watched a ton of the military stories videos and can confirm from an older brother who was a combat medic for 6 years, and a twin brother whos currently enlisted as a unit supply specialist, that all that fuckery does happen on the regular

[@terrariankitsune3732]

Axe Man:" Axe man is always ready... for AXE-tion." Me:" He didn't say that nearly accurately enough for that to be an axe pun. No offense, Axe Man."

[@fraserking4747]

They never axed for this. *[crowd booing]* Also, Cincinatus’ voice reminds me way too much of Kronk.

[@popebryanii7224]

But less patrick warburtony

[@LAZ5YM0N4RCH]

Hey nice *kronk*

[@delisammiches1814]

omfg now i cant unhear

[@danielkruyer5425]

The poison. For axe man Axe man's poison.

[@elijahjarman2837]

Damn you. Take the like.

[@pandaalex38]

Why is axe man such a great character I love him more then any other

[@steelbear2063]

AlChestBreach, baby

[@justin2308]

First second in, and it’s already a 9/10 video. The rest will add an extra 3. 11:24 Fun fact, actually: Decimation was taken out of practice almost as quickly as it was put into place (though not immediately), all because the real Roman emperors saw what a waste of manpower and morale it was. If this Mod was actually canon (which it might as well be), that would mean Caesar’s Legion would likely implode upon itself because Caesar would be wasting even more manpower at, say, 50% of the men in a single century rather than just every tenth person.

[@unseenreaper2251]

Justin Williams true

[@jakehammond7491]

Fun fun fact. Decimation was used by Italian General Luigi Cadorna in World war 1.

[@justin2308]

Jake Hammond I’m guessing that didn’t end well?

[@jakehammond7491]

@@justin2308 Well Luigi Cadorna is probably the worst general of ww1 he attacked the same place 10 times and lost 10 times. (Battles 1-10 of the izonzo)

[@justin2308]

Jake Hammond Damn. The more you know, I guess, but...just wow. 😅

[@fatherAmadeus]

"The old Mormon Fort is actually episcopalian" the more you know.

[@mr.whoops7152]

I'm glad I could help you guys finish your axe-cellent adventure!

[@CaptainBlack47]

bruh cringe

[@DwyattA]

Due to the resent pandemic Union smoke breaks will be cut short and end with legion assassins coming after you Thank you and have a nice day

[@mikebearthegamer1365]

Goddamn it!! Not again!!!

[@ascetic3312]

Sir Bizlow (the guy on the crucifix), Reggie, and other characters in this mod are named for some of Al's real life friends. Real Life Friends (or RLF as they go by) is also the name of his podcast that he does with his them. I've never actually watched/listened to it (because I'm not a fan of podcasts, in general), but they have their own channel on KZbin if anyone's interested.

[@Monkeynut2]

I love how this channel is just two friends shottin the shit and just being great friends. I love it y’all keep doin great things. Also I love the military stories and everything it’s great!

[@plasticveil3967]

The ending to this episode was priceless

[@notsoaverage9327]

I have watched 50 of your videos since yesterday

[@holydezmondgamez1728]

Axe Man has more character development than most of Bethesda characters.

[@nathanlevesque7812]

Flammable is a shortening of inflammable intended to avoid confusion. That backfired but they still mean the same thing.

[@PlebNC]

What about "unflammable", "disflammable" and "subflammable"?

[@nathanlevesque7812]

@@PlebNC Idk, they all sound madeup on the spot but so do a lot of words i guess

[@colbanjohnson5086]

Just found this channel. Guns, military stories, great humour and FALLOUT! I love this channel

[@splatterking1171]

1:11 Because you need 3 squared meals a day!

[@gabrielnunez1970]

Not sure what KZbin is up to. But it just asked me how satisfied I was with being notified about your video. I selected "very satisfied" without even viewing the video. Keep up the good fight for decent content!

[@TallionWhittfieldIII]

WE RETURN TO ZACH AND MIKE FIGHTING THE DAUNTING QUEST OF AXEMANWILL ZACH FINALLY SHOOT HIM IN THE FACE FIND OUT THIS TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z

[@mikebearthegamer1365]

The answer? .... Will probably not shock you.

[@supremetarantulasorcerer165]

They should do a collab with alchestbreach

[@nobleneed]

YOU MOR-ONS

[@afr0dit3_]

This counts

[@delisammiches1814]

is your comment the petition

[@I_am_a_cat_]

I mean...

[@White_Tiger93]

18:20man you missed some of that opportunity there to use C4 bomb on that raider camp equating closely with each other LOL

[@ryanjones_rheios]

That's not just a rake. That's a rock rake. "The Mormon church is episcopalian"

[@prometheus2771]

Been waiting for a new episode since like and hour after the last episode came out

[@Analog_Mind47]

19:00 I never saw the full model for the Chinese Shotgun Zach got on Cabbot's quest. It looks cool

[@theabsentminded4130]

I like your gameplay content, sirs. I love your conversations.

[@Aerowarrier]

i really want Mike to make a mod that’s really long, tedious, and boring and then right before the final battle some person comes and says “and get this man a P90” then it goes to a loading screen and when it finishes, Zach is holding a P90 in his hands and he just goes crazy

[@incompetentastie9888]

it took me 4 hours to subtitle a 6 minute video. i can ONLY IMAGINE HOW LONG THIS TOOK

[@FoulestPanda]

Axe Man is always excited for more F:NV content

[@thehurricaneupstairs8236]

They're the Real Life Friends. Whoever made this mod really enjoyed Al's stuff, and so do I

[@BigGecko17184]

Oh my god the mad lads are still going holy shit

[@JakeyFukboi]

I need more of the axe man adventures

[@deadeyemurad7353]

AXE MAN!

[@Ohshit-qw4bw]

Look on the bright side Zach at least you don't have to worry about the bean grenades killing you or nearly killing you like the plasma grenades

[@paged5927]

I’m glad these Zach and Mike are back

[@alexevans5481]

The vape cough got me

[@Zarazaztymiuserami]

8:23 "I'm a locksmith, and I'm a locksmith"

[@Cactus_Hugger7]

"Mike and Zach" sounds way better and they both know it, that's how you know Mike is a good guy.

[@chamoruguy8713]

I really want alchestbreach and these guys to do a video together

[@tbirdwildchild356]

Same.

[@chrisstiers9254]

These mods are amazing

[@Chtulhu1204]

"Though I'm sure your friend would know me by a different one." "Woody?"

[@onefastrax5431]

I'm confused about what's going on in this episode considering this is the first videos of yours I've seen Soo I'm going to have to watch from the beginning of the series (Edit) IVE FINALLY CAUGHT UP!

[@ChexMexLex4929]

8:56 WHY DID YOU HAVE TO @ ME LIKE THAT?!

[@Biodeamon]

"registered six offender" zach never ceases to throw a curveball

[@m15t3r_n8]

Better number pun for Zach "Which number cannot use the phone? 3, 'cause it's deaf (3 is DEF like the T9 keypad, do you get it, please laugh)

[@dr.bright6272]

Zach: *smoking* Assassin: Smoking isn't allowed in the Legion!!!

[@eddmario]

"For tax purposes" Shoutout to Mike for referencing The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

[@Aerowarrier]

ah yes, the ballistic fist. the perfect combination of the best styles of fighting, both of which are used by the best companion, Cass. love those things so much and i’m low key pissed they haven’t made a return

[@jeremylemings]

18:55 random nerd fact: flammable and inflammable mean the same thing, able to burn. For fireproof, as I think you were going for, you want non-flammable.

[@WildMeep]

It wasn't the gaps in the bridge that made me worry he'd fall, it was the game clipping him through that was

[@Hispanic_at_the_disco717]

This has probably been said a million times but it is uncanny how similar Zach's voice is to Lyle Mcdouchebag's

[@chimblemasterofchimney4771]

I don't hear it.

[@domination1985]

And Halloween of 2022 Zach admitted that feet are the most important part to the costume

[@swavyyt5430]

Plz keep doing these vidoes I love it

[@the_rose_garden01]

"The old mornon church is actually Episcopalian."

[@KEWL-sn6yh]

Smoke break??? I'll just assume he be a Vape God

[@chimblemasterofchimney4771]

Zach smokes e-cigs if I remember correctly. He mentioned using them and trying to stop smoking.

[@coal4457]

Who else thought that this was just gonna be some silly character mod and not a character with actually a pretty in-depth backstory of a man who’s forgotten who he was-

[@TrashRat45]

my inner russian student got annoyed when he said comrade is friend in russian, товарищ (tovarisch) is comrade, друг (droog) is friend

[@richardgadberry8398]

9:57 Sounded like Mike said "Talos McLafferty."

[@ethancrytzer5809]

As soon as I heard Bob and saw a rake i immediately got it

[@notarobotcat332]

inflammable in·flam·ma·ble /inˈflaməb(ə)l/ adjective easily set on fire.

[@goober6831]

Bush is part of the bean brothers Bush's baked beans

[@mareczek00713]

How to make Zach fall in love with melee? A SHOTGUN FIST!!!

[@jake628]

Zank for president 2020

[@Sheridan2LT]

So: naming your gun after your serial number is badass.

[@tincat2347]

14:15 I’m surprised neither of them commented about that

[@348joey]

19:00 But that means he is flammable.

[@Nixter-Bean]

Poncho Man!

[@tijansigin4768]

22:16 technically it just means ally. lol

[@mikestion4629]

Ah, yes, the Road Cyclopses.

[@great-wolfwulfrenashmane8717]

A yes a little B&E, Beans and Entropy!

[@whylifehard5817]

Si it really multiplayer

[@Leckaine]

I thought the Why is 6 afraid of 7 joke would go differently. Especially considering that Zach is Courier 6 and Mike 7 so it made me laugh petty hard when he said what he said.

[@bellebirk7386]

Omg you guys make me cackle I fucking LIVE FOR THESE VIDEOS you guys are absolutely fantastic please don’t stop!!!!!

[@LAZ5YM0N4RCH]

The Heinz fella is a nod to Heinz beans bean grenade Heinz geeet it

[@dahliavkarma6124]

I love how Nicoli is supposed to be a Slav but his ushanka is a PLA one

[@thepielovinpyro6106]

ok so i just found this magical channel but how the F R I C C does the co op edit magic work

[@jfk8745]

(Inaudible music) Axe dude! He likes axes (Ends)

[@lt.lettuce2023]

God dammit this is more interesting than the fucking frontier.

[@Rigzly23]

Axe man sounds like a bad Little Nicky impression.

[@zynarax]

18:53 its poncho man randy savage!

[@Djtapez]

Axe man

[@yelhsaviolet]

when mike said b and e my mind went to blackmail and exploitation instead of breaking and entering

[@oni_smiles9066]

Hey Mike and Zach, love your vids :)

[@FormerlyOn2Wheels]

I love these and thanks to the gun rant video I found them. But if it isn’t multiplayer, how do these get made? Would love to see a behind the scenes.

[@dracvich]

I believe there's a behind the scenes video on the channel. As for how it's made iirc Mike is an NPC, they just have good timing and voice work to make it seem like Mike's really there also playing FNv with him.

[@MischiefMewPKMN]

Why yes I do have a piece of wood on my face

[@danieltreshner4955]

Dunno what he expected out of a grenade that is literally a can and gunpowder.

[@Aria-Nya-l]

Would you say that California is more pre-war or pre-pre-war than you think?

[@127mfan]

Cincinatus's dialogue *REALLY* needs work. You're only given one option to choose from, and then he constantly berates you for picking that option...

[@wolfhunter5372]

If you remember Niner the follower that did drugs he was singing Frank Sinatra Fly with me

[@duckpuncher4203]

Did you know that a gun glove was an actual thing ? Just search for the sedgley glove

[@andhid2551]

Zach is the most nihilistic person I know

[@kurokaze511]

Mister Fister, guess they're Team Four Star fans too.

[@Proudsnow911]

Comedy at its finest

[@TheArklyte]

I know it's a bit too late to ask, episode 243+bonuses and all, but is this really a coop or he's just god of editing?

[@glaxko2]

I appreciate that pun.

[@Denver4570]

Zach likes feet huh~

[@Tindog42656]

Oh no they're back.