Bunch of Sega Genesis Games - Mike Matei Live

[@sleevelessace7920]

0:00 :Boners (Bonkers) 29:29 :Wacky Blasters BJ (Shadow Blasters) 1:36:00 :The Shitstones (Flinestones) 1:47:32 : 2 Boob Dudes (2 Crude Dudes) 2:10:33 :Ballsack 4: (Gauntlet 4) 3:01:06 Sudam Husseins Sword (Sword of Sodan) 3:04:06: Gays Pond (James Pond) 3:06:34: Austin Powers arcade (Jim Powers Arcade) 3:08:18: Family Jewels Master (Jewel Master) 3:20:19: Balls yum (Columns) 3:29:20: suck my Arrow ash (Arrow flash) I’m tired now hahaha you guys can finish the rest cheers

[@maxxdahl6062]

Dumb

[@JohnnyBurnes]

3:48:00 Sol Duece (Sol Deace) 3:54:00 PussMan (PulseMan) 3:56:00 Spunkster (Sparkster) 4:09:00 Wings of Whore (Wings of Wor) I'm tired now. All finished. Cheers.👍

[@TheTogoRojo]

This is spectacular

[@JayBalls68]

1:16:21 We all know Mike can get angry, but have you ever seen him baloney angry?

[@mrhyde2937]

Miss ya on Cinemassacre man. You entertained me as much as James tbh

[@heraclitusblacking1293]

Hey Mike, I love your cynicism toward today's pop culture. It's very cathartic for me, as I am also jaded to it.

[@heraclitusblacking1293]

@BPJ It's just too tired. What is there left to do? Pop culture has burned itself out.

[@trabuco9]

@@heraclitusblacking1293 Be creative, for once

[@TheRedRaven_]

@@trabuco9 I see this a lot with movies and comics, instead of creating fresh new characters, they reuse originals, then change their sex/race etc. I’m just scratching the surface here, but yeah.

[@heraclitusblacking1293]

@@trabuco9 But there's nothing left to do. Even a brand new show is just going to repeat the same plot lines and plot points as other shows because it's all been done. It is not possible to be "creative" in the absolute sense anymore because we're too weighed down by history.

[@trabuco9]

@@heraclitusblacking1293 *But there's nothing left to do* Ever thought about a Hollywood movie career? You'd be the most popular guy in town!

[@commonsensei8719]

0:04 Welcome to Man-baby gaming! :)

[@sw1tched]

1:24:03 The funniest fucking thing ever

[@truthsyrup5764]

don't touch meeeeeeee! best PSA ever

[@Alianger]

Don't touch me now Cuz I'm havin' a bad time Havin' a bad time Don't wanna touch at all 2:00:24

[@nunyanunya4147]

thanks for keeping my disabled ass company. i bounce between your rage, audiobooks, documentories and less angry playthroughs. its almost like I have a friend.

[@chrishoward3733]

Seeing you struggle on shadow blasters is hilarious because it’s literally the easiest game in the world

[@mikematei]

If it didnt suck dick maybe i would have played it longer to find out

[@Alianger]

1:37:00 Uncut Flintstones>The Wire I think you could dodge with the roll in TCD

[@georged7627]

Even if I don't talk with you guys on stream because of the time difference here in Australia I still watch your vids and play along you awesome bro 🙏🏽👍🏾

[@LEXICON-DEVIL]

PHILEOS!!! IF YOU HAVEN'T PLAYED IT I THINK YOU WILL LOVE IT. It's a Greek mythology top down shmup. I know there are infinite numbers of shmups but this arcade port to Sega is FANTASTIC. Flying on Pegasus shooting up charge shots with your sword. I Know it's sounds like any other game but trust me bruv.

[@MrNotbadyou]

I love watching Mike get wrecked at the same bosses/levels, his reactions are the best.

[@imusingsocialistmedia3014]

Worth the price of a twitch sub.

[@brotherjuggernaut7299]

Stop touching the guy, you have a spread shot, just stay above his single shot 1:19. I gotta sub on twitch so i can yell at you proper lol. Love the videos Mike, keep them coming.

[@deftones8717]

On this episode of the Flinstones, the definitive New York mobster edition, Wilma gambles away Fred’s 401K, Fred sells cocaine to pay back loan sharks, Barney disposes of the body of a rival mob boss into the Hudson River, Betty works with the feds as an informant on a tax evasion case, Dino catches a heroin habit and contracts hepatitis C due to sharing used needles with a hooker he frequents, Pebbles’ conception is called into question due to Fred having been incarcerated in close proximity to the time Wilma became pregnant..Fred demands a DNA test, the great Gazoo bribes Staten Island district attorney, Pearl Slaghoople is sex trafficked, Barney’s son BamBam gets wacked Okay… I’m getting way too invested in this.. I apologize 😂😂😂

[@fusionspace175]

42:30 I actually loved Shadow Blasters, but even I forgot it existed til I saw a clip in a video and it all came back. It's painful to watch you stumble through it. If only I could tell you like two things you'd kick it's ass in one try. The key is to level up everyone, and each color powerup does a different stat like attack power, speed, jump, etc. One is a health pickup, make sure to keep everyone alive by getting them with the right person, kind of like the Turtles actually. Also you can charge your attack at most levels and many are homing, good for bosses. You can continue, but you lose all your leveling progress so it's best done in one go. I loved it as a kid because I could beat it, it controls well, and it's pretty weird. Never heard of Sage's Creation outside of making it.

[@Bwelrick]

The sound designers name was KIM SONGDONG. HOW DO YOU MISS THAT MIKE LOL. HAHAHAHAHA

[@uriituw]

Is there really a need to shout?

[@ScorpioandSebek]

That space fight with those giant gods was awesome but the boss was a pain in the cock

[@SHADOW-ke6xz]

MIKE: although it seems like all the demons are gone, they are actually still here....now fight them. Looooooool! Holy shit Mike I died laughing at that statement.

[@truthsyrup5764]

20:40 "I took over the spaghetti factory, Muhahaaa!"

[@SharonisCarin321]

Wish SEGA would port Saturn and 32X games. We got Dreamcast games on GCN and PS2.

[@tommj4365]

We'll need to wait until quantum computers to properly play back 32x and saturn games

[@therosesword007]

I was a sega kid growing up so this is right up my ally - I used to have that Flintstones game

[@VVhistory]

Shadow blaster is a great game, released in 1989 if I’m not wrong, for the time the graphics are awesome (1-2 years before the Snes was released). The genesis’ library is full of hidden gems like this

[@FeelingShred]

I don't see nearly enough people talking about Second Samurai, a competent platformer with epic boss fights, lots of levels and password system, enough variety for 3 or 4 hours of play, not sure why isn't more well known

[@FeelingShred]

DecapAttack is another unfairly judged game, seen as a kid's gimmick but it's a brutal platformer and lots variety too, huge levels, inventory system

[@DanGallagher22]

Playing a bunch of Sega Genesis without playing Golden Axe or Street of rage you can't do that Mike.

[@tommj4365]

He's playing games he hasn't played before

[@DanGallagher22]

@@tommj4365 I was just joking anyway

[@golden_eldorado]

Ikr 😄

[@johnnyblu84]

Nice more Genesis games, missed out on a lot of these.

[@johnnyblu84]

@Sandman Slim haha I play Doom Eternal

[@johnnyblu84]

@Sandman Slim I played Polterguy when I was younger and it was fun. Looking to try more classics soon. Thanks for the suggestions

[@johnnyblu84]

@Sandman Slim it's OK Sandman, I just hope you can have a better day today.

[@golden_eldorado]

There’s this Genesis Classics for PS4 and it’s full of those classics you missed out on.

[@georgesoreass3049]

This guys a real gamer. The best gamers come from the old times. Back when game developers just weren't that great. YOU had be better than the game. YOU had to find a way. YOU had to try and try again and again, until your frustrations drove you to tears. Until YOU beat it.

[@240Sil]

Wings of Wor- One of my favorite shooters. Mike, you were right there! almost made it to the infamous "giant cock" boss in that stage...🤣. This is a true gem, as many of the Genesis shooters are.

[@TheTogoRojo]

877 1:13:26. Another last health bar boss win. And then an even harder boss battle

[@thedeeds7777]

Omg jewel master was the best game ever I loved that game when I was a kid

[@TheZipperDragon]

Bonkers was supposed to be a 'Who Framed Roger Rabbit' spin off, but they did it so poorly. They had like 3 actual disney characters, & they were incorporated in the worst ways. Like there was a whole episode about Mickey, where he's stuck in a pet carrier, & I don't think you ever actually see him. I can understand not showing WB, or Tex Avery characters, but disney, even at the time, had a large library of characters, including cross overs with other disney cartoons they could've done.

[@SharonisCarin321]

Mike you should track down a copy of Spiderman VS. Kingpin on SEGA CD it's actually far superior to the Genesis version

[@FeelingShred]

Shadow Blasters what a banger, damn 🤘

[@JoeyD82288]

I think I played Two Crude Dudes in the arcade back in the day

[@golden_eldorado]

@@jamalgordon8883 Mike might give your comment a ❤️

[@AliceJ.]

Use the b button to fire a single long shot instead of the short spread for the final boss of Shadow Blasters

[@AliceJ.]

A button is spread, long single shot with b button makes the final boss way easier. Like beat the game without continues easier.

[@golden_eldorado]

“Space Balls” shoot ‘em up? What about “Space Balls” in a “Wing Commander III” style?

[@mtgAzim]

Oh thank you Mike! I needed this right now. ^_^

[@mtgAzim]

@Sandman Slim That's an embarrassingly poor attempt at a joke. There's nothing topical about it, ie: there was no prior discussion of anything you said. I'm all for scathing humor, I've had some quite brutal things said to me, but it was genuinely meant as a joke, and it "was" funny, but it seems like your priorities are a bit mixed. Seems like your intent was to be mean first, and then try to wrap it in a thin veil of humor as excuse. Seeing as how we don't know each other, and your comment doesn't reference anything topical, it reeks of desperation. I mean, what compelled you to write that? What payoff were you hoping for? But the greatest sin of all, is that it simply isn't funny. I used to try too hard as well, and after embarrassing myself a few times, I learned to have a bit more control over my impulse to just blurt things out, and to try to be funny. One well timed, topical joke can set you up nicely in a social environment, but these weak, desperate attempts are hard to shake off. Once someone involuntarily rolls and/or averts their eyes from you because of somethibg you said, there's pretty much no redeeming yourself. If you did that in front of a girl you wanted, you just permanently annihilated any chance you had. Making these cringy unwarranted jokes on youtube is one thing, but please don't do this kind of stuff in person. People may not say it, but once they feel that disdain of embarrasment, that's how they'll see and feel about you forever. Just learn to hold your tongue unless you have a real gem, then by all means let it fly.

[@TurboNutterBastard]

@@mtgAzim Wow i dont know what @Sandman Slim commented but maybe you should stop self projecting, take your own advice and stfu

[@TheAmishGamer]

That wall minigame is like a 16-bit Game & Watch Arkanoid-in-reverse

[@1977Eelco]

Sparkster is ok, it's fun and different. But really not as good as the first game: Rocket Knight Adventures.

[@cbarger2327]

Here's some Genesis/MD games I'd like to see you play: Atomic Runner Alisia Dragoon Chakan the Forever Man (I hate this game and want to watch you hate it, too) Dynamite Duke Grind Stormer Mercs Ranger X Shadow Dancer Trouble Shooter (Battle Mania) and Battle Mania 2: Trouble Shooter Vintage Sorry if you've already played any/all of these, you've played so many games by this point I can't know for sure!

[@5in1killa]

1:23:00 God I hope you realize you are controlling the boss too soon.

[@tommj4365]

Yea I was screaming at what seemed so obvious right away

[@DoucheWaffe]

Took me a minute to realize that’s what was going on

[@xtremeog8421]

Fight in space with the sick music at the beginning of fight has me glued. Looks like you have to dip in give him all hadokens to the face and dip out and repeat looks like the killing move. Sick music.

[@lil_bear]

Mike did you create those sprites on your break screen?

[@JeffreyBeck]

Mike, you should make an NFT of your best video game freak outs. I'd buy one!

[@GenyaArikado]

Bonkers on Snes rocks. Good graphics, animations, music and level design. Capcom game although it is a bit short

[@UnknownArtist1984]

Dont Touch mEeeeee lol

[@mikewilliams736]

One more continue and it's night night forever.

[@davidokelly1140]

Yo, that title screen music for Flintstonessound alot like Krusty's fun house on the nes/snes

[@ashleyp3662]

Hey mike

[@tommj4365]

He might prefer hay

[@deezy81]

Hey, Ashley P. Are you keeping it gangsta?

[@phantomikon]

Cheesy burgers taste like they have cheese on them.

[@TheZipperDragon]

I woke up to Mike playing Shadow Blasters, & he was playing as the guy he says is better than everyone else, & I thought it was a Star Trek game, because he looked like Mr. Warf.

[@tbone8358]

Mike you’ve nearly reached 69 thousand youtube subscribers

[@Thegreatclamslamof93]

Love ya Mike! Still miss the Mondays tho...

[@majestic-skies]

1:13:40 MLG clutch lol

[@Gibsongoson]

Go back to the bath tub!!!!!! 😂

[@tbone8358]

Mike that final boss dude in Shadow Blasters on Genesis damages you heavily when you touch him.

[@TwoBlackMarks]

You should try Undeadline and Elemental Master, they are pretty good, or even very good, but hard. Similar to Twinkle Tale wich is super, but these are autoscrolling. Snow Bros is pretty good if you like Bubble Bobble-ish games.

[@JayBalls68]

I didn't know Mike could play the drums 1:24:04

[@tommj4365]

Lars Ulrich is impressed and threatened

[@diddy1847]

How n the fuck hell did u not realize that hitting the jellyfish is what lights up the water on The Flintstones 🤦🏻‍♂️😅

[@franciscojr.millan2102]

The specials or "magic"... U have 2 press the other button 2 use them. Like...the angel, I just selected it. Then u gota press another button 2 use it. Prob C

[@supergeoff]

Hey Mike I see you been playing Bonkers I love Bonkers the Super Nes version is one of my favorite

[@supergeoff]

@Sandman Slim LOL

[@Spare69Fox2]

Genesis had good library, I'm Nintendo guy, but now also SEGA guy

[@mikematei]

its amazing

[@willthomas2310]

Gauntlet 4 doesn't get talked about enough, for having one of the best soundtracks on the Genesis. Also....Columns 3 is a cheap ass game lol

[@derekdash2179]

Does it have blast processing?

[@tommj4365]

Only after a taco bell 4th meal... oh wait that my ass getting blast processing

[@golden_eldorado]

@Sandman Slim I’ve been reading the comments and man, you were right, you were having a bad day indeed. I hope you’re having better days since then

[@screwhead1982]

Wats up Mike love these vids where u try out games on a system. It shows me games I never got to play and have tried out many that you've played on the trying out series after watching you give your tm gold opinions lol

[@xtremeog8421]

Two crude dudes or two bad dudes played both when I was kid and completed. Good game.

[@Killpopkulture]

Sega was peak gaming

[@sonnysatar5916]

I would beat a game and take it to Babbages at the mall to say it was defective and try a new game out everytime.

[@tbone8358]

What music do you use during the breaks?

[@holekholek]

Thanks Mike!

[@thekenner]

Mike's cynicism is a ripe volcano.

[@TheZipperDragon]

The guy who called Funko pop collectors 'losers' probably blows all his money on Madden, or MLB The Show. I mean you'd have to have pretty low self esteem to shit on someone being passionate about something, or, you know, buying a fucking toy/statue/whatever.

[@larrythebatmanfan]

I subscribed Mike matei . And I also mentioned you in my best KZbinrs video.

[@KameariKillScreen]

Man I love Charlie Sheen

[@TheTogoRojo]

879 3:40:32 miles obrien rant.

[@Plymouth-rz2ex]

Damn that last boss on shadow blasters was kicking you're ass. Lol

[@Sammyyups]

Thanks for posting

[@MM12684]

I thought turtles was good all the way to season 7. They went a little crazy at the end once they got rid of krang and gang as the main antagonists.

[@masterlee1988]

Yeah I agree on that.

[@bluejetlightning8427]

Hey mike Im Dilldoughin on twitch I think you are my hero.

[@jsin1077]

Jersey fred is my new favorite thing

[@cr-nd8qh]

How do you play all these I want to order a raspberry pi but I need it to be plug and play I have no computer anyone know a good one

[@masterlee1988]

He's playing these on an Everdrive.

[@cr-nd8qh]

@@masterlee1988 ok thanks

[@masterlee1988]

@@cr-nd8qh I have one of those for my Genesis as well funny enough and it's awesome.

[@cr-nd8qh]

O I don't have a genesis I need that raspberry pi thing

[@tommj4365]

There are prebuilt PIs or you could commission someone to set it all up for you with controller.

[@jonathanjollimore7156]

Did every damn Disney cartoon have a game tie in? Bonker really?

[@joeealing2734]

Stream Chiki Chiki Boys for Genesis! One of my favorite genesis games growing up

[@AliceJ.]

No Shadow dancer ? :((((((((((

[@bblovely7788]

Are we blaster or are we dancer?

[@deezy81]

Never knew Bonkers was also on Sega Genesis.

[@abraxasvoice440]

Sup Mike....we're waiting for that Zelda's 2 Winter Solstice Finale dude!!!

[@ryancornthwaite5906]

Hey Mike. I know you were looking for old dos games. Have you seen Tyrian 2000? Dos schmup. Good game

[@JOSESANTOS-qp6ov]

Play some Bucky o hare in that will be a good one never see the ending

[@TheTogoRojo]

878 3:02:11. Possible contender for worst genesis game.... but very funny

[@larrythebatmanfan]

I would've said top 5 least favorite games. That would've made it easier then just to say the worst game ever made. And only say one. Like 1 game is very hard to choose !!!

[@drewsenthused6079]

Someone should do a super cut of you saying some of these viewer's names.

[@markshadows3667]

My parents bought me James Pond. I ended up enjoying it and completing it because it the only game I had. It looks terrible to me now.

[@gagadreams]

He lives!!! 🥳🥳🥳

[@jacobbaranowski]

I love SEGA,

[@powercage]

Aw sheeit, I remember Bonkers.

[@kurtshastany1945]

Thanks for keeping it real mike!!!

[@Mr_Skarr]

Mike matei holy fuck

[@spellbinder7036]

I love me some old school Sega Milk 🥛 matayah!

[@spellbinder7036]

@Sandman Slim I know lol he doesn't like anybody actually....well except dorothy from the golden girls but that's about it lol

[@sheldonbishop5543]

Damn! I used to have that goomba

[@chrisr024]

Mike have you played mystic defender on genesis ? It is similar to jewel master but I think it's better.

[@joshwagner8457]

This has been hilarious!!!

[@Bloodstained2077]

Mike I believe you have beaten wings of war before