MILDLY INFURIATING #2

[@sirephlyrrian6242]

ahhh, the missing SLAP when he did the high five, the unfinished line of "TOP OF THE...", the visible edge of the frame, and unsynched audio. that made me crave for violence. great job Sean Mclaughlin

[@crystalfeline]

Me too, time to commit arson >:c

[@foreseeableobstacles]

@@crystalfeline …bro

[@universalgaming2718]

i just died inside

[@terrydevlin3486]

Sean William McLaughlin, thank ya very much.

[@sebastiank2939]

Ahhhhh good ol Sean William McLaughlin

[@wrrdahd9528]

Out of all the mildly infuriating moments, Jack purposely not finishing his "top of the morning" intro was the most infuriating out of all.

[@nenenthestickalalalassh1801]

Yeah that's the worst

[@nikki_boi4338]

The edititor also desynced the video for like 3 seconds straight after

[@CrazychickenXD99]

@@nikki_boi4338 That's what really got to me too. 10 sec in and already mildly infuriated :D

[@GuitarGuy1694]

@@nikki_boi4338 that threw me off so much I had to rewind the video to see if my phone just glitched. Lol

[@Zeo_Kana]

it is displayed on the wall as runs off. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@melofelo4484]

Jack doesn’t even drive and he freaking despises drivers who can’t park which just tells you how universally that demon is haunting all of us

[@donnadoddridge1788]

I absolutely hate those drivers but especially with big trucks, and then when people say “Oh I love driving big trucks!” It’s cause they can’t see other drivers or the lines they need to park in

[@anubisfox5765]

@@donnadoddridge1788 its also usually because they are compensating for the size of... well a couple things actually

[@anubisfox5765]

I wish wholeheartedly i could get into a place in my life where i can get away with not driving lol i have the worst anxiety of other drivers

[@QuietChaos1996]

I'm 25 and still don't have a license. I have a permit, but I'm terrified of driving on the road. Even in a parking lot scares the hell outta me!!!

[@alauriseflyn]

@UCYGu9jVeZoBD3ky5cVH-JlA Logistically speaking, he is not being eaten by maggots. He's already gone and well rested beyond anything your incompetent brain could comprehend. Try fixing what's wrong with your life instead of trying to ruin others'. It helps a lot. trust me, if you deal with your life and fix it up, you'll feel a hell of a lot better than with whatever you're doing here. Just give it a try, all right?

[@shadophaxx2401]

"It's time to start normalising choosing new parents" Me with all the fictional characters I wish would adopt me: "he's onto us"

[@Danmeilover69]

Just act normal and maybe he won't suspect us.

[@st4rfright]

yall weird lol

[@warson1232]

@@st4rfright fr I wouldnt want anime characters that spoke japanese to raise me LOL

[@luigipowdemo6458]

Wait, what? You want to be adopted by fictional characters?

[@whydoineedthis.]

…what

[@lynxwinter]

As a movie theatre manager, I appreciate him calling out people for not picking up their trash. It is infuriating to have to pick up after grown adults when we barely get paid minimum wage.

[@Hessed3712]

I’m the dingus that always manage to spill a third of their giant popcorn (I am so sorry by the way). But I always take my garbage to the trash cans. You walk right past the cans, why wouldn’t you take the garbage with you!?

[@LucretiaPearl]

That always drove me a little nuts too even though I never worked one (technically was an usher for the acting theater, but we didn't do clean up).

[@kadensesay8056]

Apparently there are two sides to this argument even among the workers. In that same thread in the video, there were multiple movie theatre employees that said they prefer you leave the trash there instead of piling it into an already full trash can that overflows since they have to go through all the aisles anyway.

[@lynxwinter]

@@kadensesay8056 that does suck to deal with overflowing trash cans but those are easier to clean when it’s busy. People like walking into the theatre to see the next movie while you’re still cleaning and I’d prefer to just change trash. But I understand their side as well

[@xTetraMuffinsx]

Thank you for all your hard work.

[@Heroek]

That intro wasn’t “mildly infuriating”. It was a straight-up WAR CRIME

[@hstancil830]

SAME MAKES ME WANT TO CRY SO BAD because of how infuriating it is 😭😭

[@Taty_Holding]

@Cosmic 🚪🚪🚪

[@Deadpoop9372]

True

[@defectumdefectum9642]

@Cosmic dude ur a whole hypocrite, I see your comment section sad about his death. But I think your doing that cuz it’s part of the mildly infuriating challenge

[@defectumdefectum9642]

@@kihstudyaccount2020s he’s probably doing that cuz it’s part of the mildly infuriating challenge. And if it is then it worked.

[@cenkcen]

Jack with a face of disappointment while the Star-Spangled Banner playing in the background will be my new reaction to everything lmao

[@mikkurzhal7390]

Me when opening the news app every morning

[@heracosmic]

Literally i hoped someone found that as crucial as i did

[@cenkcen]

@sengixedshin .....pardon?

[@crypticzomb8994]

Good ol America

[@simplewombat7442]

Land of the politicians

[@coolkidig6193]

Jack looks like he’d be the absolute coolest uncle for some reason. Hed be the one with all the cool stories

[@EL-BAB]

Jack not finishing "top of the morning" is one thing, but we're not gonna talk about how his mouth wasnt synced to what he was saying immediately after???

[@AsheraParrapio]

yeah that kinda confused me

[@fotze8111]

pain

[@sarahfraser9532]

@@AsheraParrapio he was just trying to implement a bunch of mildly infuriating things! The missing slap sound effect, not finishing the phrase, the frame edge was visible, un-synced audio/video, etc : )

[@AsheraParrapio]

@@sarahfraser9532 ooooooooh yeah am dum, i thought it was just some glitch or some sht I apologize

[@undercover_idiot]

I teared up

[@cohen1539]

This is why the Skittles and M&Ms are labeled, to avoid several lawsuits.

[@confidentship7335]

Indeed, because if anyone messed with my Skittles, I'd definitely be taking it all the way to Supreme Court, because I have money to do that over a fun-size bag of candy-coated sugar and/or chocolate. But seriously, if someone attempted to switch them out in the bag, I'd just look at and feel them. They are different enough in both aspects, I could tell you which one is in my hand without seeing them.

[@khloesampson4442]

@@confidentship7335 i think they’re labeled for kids who don’t know any better and/or people who are allergic to one of them

[@kneau]

@@khloesampson4442 so true. I am allergic to an ingredient in M&Ms but not skittles. I'd probably abandon that snack bowl, seeing how easily those little letters can smudge off.

[@Benjamin-du6kr]

Now it just needs Reese's Pieces added to the mix.

[@crazy_nate1826]

I'm not sure if Robin changed his editing style or if there is someone new on board, but I am absolutely loving this editing on these videos. Keep up the great work mates!

[@mr.goodnight]

You're kind

[@joggenhoggen]

There are more editors than Robin but IMO i like Robin the most but theyre all good

[@GabrielMisfire]

It's a different editor, he's credited in the description!

[@Randomness823]

His name is Trey! He's a memelord

[@MakoKitten]

Check the description for a link to the editor's twitter. Jack's been crediting the editors on their videos a while now.

[@ltlsmoky5679]

It's not the skittles and m&ms mixed together that gets me. It's the thought of reaching for what you think is just m&ms and getting both textures in your mouth

[@iceyseal1831]

Yes! The flavors wouldn't be bad but the texture would be a nightmare!

[@PenguinNotHere]

@@iceyseal1831well…. skittles and m&ms have the same shell like crunchy texture that’s what kind of makes it a nightmare

[@iceyseal1831]

@Mr Penguin606O9 The overall graininess of the skittles mixed with the chocolates smoothness just leaves me feeling gross

[@Technopath153]

​​@@iceyseal1831wouldn't be very different if it was caramel M&Ms

[@PenaPicturez]

That’s why I hate skittles. My brother ruined them for me after he made me think they were M&Ms.

[@leytonv.3269]

Felix’s ranch for children and Jack’s prison for parents. A nice duo.

[@Chelsea_._]

Psst…the ranch is Ken’s thing. Has been for years.

[@leytonv.3269]

@@Chelsea_._ lol

[@thevioletskull8158]

As all things should be

[@LadyYamiofLight]

Y’all do know that Felix and Ken both got the ranch from the same Dr.Phil episodes

[@ezraprisc]

Felix's ones is not actually a Ranch, it's an Island full of Spoiled Kids, Hunger Games style.

[@handsoffmysushi]

“English is mildly infuriating” As a native English speaker truer words have never been said.

[@kirankristatulinius]

I mean "They're there with their things, they then throw them that way" 😂

[@PurpleCow81]

So where would English Spelling Tests land? Mildly infuriating or very infuriating?

[@handsoffmysushi]

@@PurpleCow81 Dear lord I almost forgot about spelling tests.. I swear they were made for teachers to torment children

[@PurpleCow81]

@@handsoffmysushi I'm still trying to understand how & why other countries don't have spelling tests ... or at least not like our spelling tests?

[@handsoffmysushi]

@@PurpleCow81 take Japanese for example. It is basically pointless to have one as each character has an assigned sound and will not change no matter the circumstances. Idk about other languages but maybe it’s something similar?

[@MrXhojn]

God, the 2-second midi “Star-Spangled Banner” after Jack discovering USA’s 12-week unpaid maternity leave is just top notch.

[@davidgottfried6669]

"There's probably more to it." No, no, there's not. It's just that bad.

[@thisisbigface8559]

That took me out

[@jamie1317]

It was amazing

[@adamnakamura8003]

I mean there is, but, from what I’ve seen (and this *DOES IN FACT* bother me)… it’s less “there’s more to it than that,” and more like, *“BUT WAIT!!! THERE’S MORE!!!”*

[@KinderOrphan]

The book thing reminds me of when my mom came to my house and organized all the clothes in my wardrobe by color ONLY. A couple years later she walked into my wardrobe again and turned all my sweaters and T-shirts to face the other way on the hangers. She must have spent at least 15 minutes just taking shirts off their hanger and put them back on facing the other way, and I don't think I'll ever understand why. .

[@Littlechonch]

Jack… I tried the skittles and m&ms thing once by accident in a dark cinema theatre. I had never chomped down so hard on an M&M my entire life until that day when I was expecting to chew on a gummy skittle. The surprise and chocolatey shock in my mouth still haunts me. Please save me.

[@PurpleCow81]

Dude... if you have enemies, have JUST the red/orange/yellow M&Ms, Skittles AND Reece's Pieces mixed together in a bowl and walk away. Tell no one!

[@manuelrodriguez5830]

@@PurpleCow81 Yes officer, THIS comment, RIGHT HERE!

[@mmaaxx___]

Jack having to clarify that Evelien isn't pregnant had me laughing so loud for some reason

[@deesbees9626]

@Based god (Sound City) 🅥 dude nobody cares

[@wickedawesomeness67]

he jumped on that sooo fast

[@marinellypena7047]

@Based god (Sound City) 🅥 yeah your content will be good if you stop using stupid ass bots and even then YOUR CONTENT WILL BE AND FOREVER BE MIDD

[@BabyRainForest]

@@wither4211Your comment sounds disgusting. Not everyone can or wants to be. It's not up to you to decide dude. She's a person with her own wishes.

[@Fenizrael]

He said it and immediately was like “uh oh the gossip gremlins are going to latch onto this line.”

[@alec7568]

2:57 I was once looking for a parking spot at a shopping centre during the christmas period and I found someone who had parked like that. I decided screw it, I'll squeeze my car in next to it and as I was getting out of my car the arrogant owner of the car came up to me going "what do you think you're doing? I parked like that so no one parks next to me!" I mustered up my biggest shit eating grin and asked "and how has that been working out for you, mate?" I've never seen someone get so livid over being denied the ability to act like an entitled tosser.

[@themisfitowl2595]

Love it! That's awesome! 🤣🤣🤣

[@mikahkirkham601]

**69 likes** Nice.

[@Tony-The-Motherfucking-Tiger]

Absolute Chad

[@jeltevl8868]

I have a smaller car so my car can fit next to a car like that. I always park it so that whoever owns the car cannot open the door at the driver seat side anymore. I especially like to do that if I am away for a few hours. I do that because you know they decide to be a douche so time to be a douche back.

[@RAAAAC12]

You had me at ''i mustered up my biggest shit eating grin''

[@vicproductions7420]

That rubber band ball thing really brought me back to the "good" ol' days of art class where I lent my colouring pencils to someone along the drawing table and when they came back, all the colours were in the wrong order and my grey pencil was broken in half.

[@zachstevens6233]

I've got something to say on the movie theatre one about people leaving their trash in the theatre. I'm one of the people that cleans the theatre after you leave. Certain things are annoying and certain things are expected. Popcorn. It's hard to get all that popcorn into your mouth in a dark room lol. Dropping a couple kernels is okay. I do it too. Pro tip. If you drop some, don't worry about picking it up, but do try to kick it under the seat or something. That goes for candy too. It's easy to clean when it's just sitting there but when it gets smooshed into the floor of the aisle, it can be a pain. So just kick it to where it won't get stepped on, I can get it from there. Drinks. Leave them in the cupholder unless you're taking it to your car with you. The trash bins on your way out of the theatre are harder to maintain than the one I carry with me, so I would rather throw it away in my own can. Just don't leave it on the floor because it's a disaster waiting to happen. Mostly, you're at the movies to enjoy a night out, so do just that. Don't worry about me doing what I get paid to do, but I do appreciate people trying to make my job not harder than it has to be. Just enjoy yourselves, we don't get enough of the good times anymore.

[@theundyingone3851]

I understand, i will do what's told this next thursday when im off to see the new spiderman movie, cheers mate!

[@Icesong768]

I like how yours try and make it easier. Here where I work it seems they try and make it harder by dumping full bags of popcorn or even buckets and spilling their drinks on every isle. I’m not ready for Spider-Man to come out. I wish you and your theater luck.

[@ChOcOsTaR27]

If most people cleaned up after themselves, the theater would be cleaned a lot faster, meaning you’d be able to get into your seats sooner.

[@fericas3237]

And then you have the little Einsteins who are alone in the screening room and throw popcorn at the screen.

[@theamericanchemist3745]

Dude I went to see No way home a second time and ended up sitting in melted cheese

[@angelofdusk13]

Sean googling USA maternity leave: "I'm sure there's more to it." Nope. That's it. 12 weeks, unpaid. IF you're full time, and not working 3 part-time jobs simultaneously trying to pay your bills. Even if you are full-time, so many people don't take the full 12 weeks because they literally can't afford it. Or if their baby is in NICU, they may not take leave during that time so they can spend time with their baby when they're home. So they go to work feeling guilty because they're not at the hospital with their sick newborn, but they can't NOT go to work because they have to pay hospital bills because their insurance deductible is $3000 and that's one-tenth of their income. The US is literally a dystopia over here.

[@puppysrock015]

@@metalmayhem3622 Yes. They should. Because anyone with even a shred of human decency wouldn't willingly fuck over a pregnant woman or new parent trying to provide for their family. That amount of money isn't even going to put a dent in that ceo's pocket.

[@metalmayhem3622]

@@puppysrock015 So, a woman comes to work for you. 9 months later you have to give her 3 months salary for doing no work. You're fine with that? Not a dent? Amazon would have to pay out $4,399,272,000 in labor if every one of their female employees got pregnant. (the average wage of an amazon employee is 930 a week * 12 = $11,160. Amazon has 876,000 employees * .45 = 394,200. 394,200 * $11,160 = $4,399,272,000) *edit* actually I think I'm wrong. It would be more because they would also need to find someone to fill those weeks of labor.

[@madisonb4551]

@@metalmayhem3622 So what about America makes it the only first world country where that's impossible? Perhaps a company shouldn't be hiring if it can't afford employees.

[@metalmayhem3622]

@@madisonb4551 What? You pay employees to do work. Someone on 3+ month leave isn't working. Also maybe dont have kids if you can't afford to take care of them?

[@paresseuxravenhurst85]

@@metalmayhem3622 Don't have kids ever. Just ever. You, specifically. This lack of empathy does not need to continue in your bloodline. Employers can afford that. Other countries can do it, so can the USA. End sentence. Point blank. That's it, that's the end all be all.

[@mikkurzhal7390]

It is both kinda funny and really fuckin sad that Jack K N E W that someone was going to hear that he was talking to his girlfriend about a human rights issue and that person was going to interpret it as "Evelyn is pregnant," as if that's the only time that anyone should care about maternity leave.

[@babis4117]

Also maternity leave wouldn't even affect Evelyn

[@RyeRye619]

@@babis4117 wait what?

[@babis4117]

@@RyeRye619 Since she is not part of a company she wouldn't need to take extra days off and can control when she would work considering she is her own boss

[@JJ-yn4cj]

I mean...kinda...

[@xiaoandventi]

sean: *talks about biting nails* me: *realises im just as guilty of it*

[@deathwish-gg8wz]

Jack calling them "those things" instead of trucks is something else.

[@AloisaTrancy]

"Theres probably more to it than-" No Jack. Unfortunately there isn't more. Its just one of the many ridiculous issues with the US. The other partner can get fired if they want to take some leave too.

[@wyblackwolf]

It’s worse in a right to work state, literally anything can get you fired, you can now get fired even if you’re on worker’s comp…….

[@Truecrimeresearcher224]

@Based god (Sound City) 🅥 so good that you have no videos. Nice try bot

[@Pumpkin_Kisses]

Also most employers require at least 6 months seniority in order to qualify for PAID maternity leave.

[@wyblackwolf]

@@Truecrimeresearcher224 you beat me to it 😂

[@sapphiredawn4321]

Yay welcome to the usa land of the "free"

[@Asgar1205]

I love to see content so regularly. Seems like Seán is really in the groove and feeling it! Makes me happy to see him at the top of his game :)

[@jacksepticeye]

It’s been VERY fun to make videos lately

[@mountain5930]

@@jacksepticeye hi

[@tehbigb]

@@jacksepticeye hey jack, love your videos but please ban these reply bots, it might not stop them but it takes them more time to make a new account than for you to ban one of them

[@ALCXTRXZ]

@@tehbigb he should but I think him completely ignoring them is probably better

[@JoseGarcia-mi4ig]

@@tehbigb I think every youtuber has block features where they prevent specific words to be spammed, like how twitch does from having the comments being flooded with the samething

[@Wolffman109]

Speaking as an Autistic man with some OCD symptoms, this basically describes my entire life.

[@lillyvandendikkenberg7569]

Sean: "Skittles and M&M's together are disgusting!!!" Sean 3 seconds later: "I'm gonna try that sometime..."

[@tbp_entertainment]

Surprisingly, that flavour combo is good.

[@thebookworm1613]

It is not good. It tastes like chocolate with something spoiled underneath.

[@Crimson_red451]

@@thebookworm1613 it tasted like a vomit bean boozled.

[@arihanthpharshy5606]

welp, time to roll the dice

[@LizLuvsCupcakes]

It’s a bit of a dice-roll. Either you’re all about skittles and m&ms or you hate them more than anything.

[@theblondebloke]

Pewds sends the children to a deserted island, while Jack sends the parents to parent jail *It's all coming together*

[@_theknighthawk_7018]

no god please no..... I think it's happening... THEY'RE LEARNING. ( xd )

[@Cursedluckycat]

DIOOOOOO

[@prykli7590]

jojo reference

[@starlight_studios_art]

And Techno kills the orphans

[@LordCantalo]

"It's time to normalize choosing new parents." You just want Ryan as your dad.

[@sanslover9999]

Yes I would

[@sanslover9999]

Do It

[@tjgamerwolf3336]

and Bryan

[@mynamesz81]

Reynolds?

[@LordCantalo]

@@mynamesz81 Yes.

[@dimandharpheart7019]

9:17 I just started working at a movie theater, and my first shift was usher. The amount of full popcorn buckets and drinks just left to be thrown away is insane!

[@cheshirecat1611]

As someone who used to work in a cinema: yes, people leaving their stuff is so infuriating. but the picture they used looked incredibly tidy compared to what I was used to. after an action movie, the theatre woud look like a warzone and it was never really lit even when we cleaned up. you only have a certain amount of time until the next movie starts and the more of a mess people make the more stressed you are. so, please take your stuff with you when you leave.

[@paras9897]

Cmon your job is to clean the theatre you cant complain that.

[@imogengreig2860]

@@paras9897 Yes but there’s a difference between doing your job as a cleaner and people just being disgusting and lazy.

[@MammalianCreature]

@@paras9897 "You can't complain" Don't take the one thing we have. If you steal our voices, bad things will happen.

[@paras9897]

@@imogengreig2860 people are not lazy and disgusting. They pay them to enjoy and relax that the point of theatres.

[@josephnoble1909]

@@paras9897 lol if you just leave your trash and don’t throw it out you’re lazy and disgusting, no argument around that period. Just because someone has to clean up after doesn’t make it okay to leave a mess, even if they are paid, it’s literally just common human decency. You pay to watch a movie, not pay to make a mess for someone else. If you don’t get that you clearly just don’t respect other people.

[@SycoFoxII]

Actually, there is no required/guaranteed federal maternity leave. It's all up the company/employer. Don't even think about paternity leave. That's full blown infuriating.

[@LynnMakesArt]

I work night stock, and what's mildly infuriating to me is when people leave refrigerated/frozen foods on random shelves to thaw out and go bad. I once walked into work and found a full pint of ice cream melting on a shelf of plastic lunch bags

[@mi1kguts]

i was once at walmart and saw *multiple* frozen meals sitting in the candle aisle. they were room temp. so annoying and wasteful

[@ForbiddenAbyssOfTime]

My mom works clothing at our grocery store, and she found a gallon of milk on a low shelf of t-shirts. Shirts soaked

[@championofthedarksoul4200]

Dude that's nothing I found an opened tube of sex lube when I worked night stock.

[@jayredharpstudios9672]

When I worked at a grocery store, I found a Whip cream can in the freezer section along with a meal from the deli

[@caitlinvance5919]

I find unpaid half or barely drank beverages on the shelves more than fully drank ones. It’s like if you’re going to drink it without paying for it, the least you can do is finish it so we don’t have a mess to clean up. It’s a loss either way.

[@illam9500]

"Sure it's a little bigger. Sure it's a little different. But when you get to love it, you'll know why" -Jacksepticeye, 2022

[@fli_grl8p278]

Sean's reaction to US maternity leave reminds me of the first time I researched UK maternity leave for school and then found out that paternity leave is a thing in other countries. What?!? My husband went back to work the day I came home from the hospital. I was alone 3 days post cesarean with a small infant and a 3 year old. It was terrifying.

[@JJ-yn4cj]

They actually used to have paternity leave but fathers went back to work quickly because they could 'cash in' the paid time off and work it (basically collecting free overtime pay for a normal work week). Employers then reduced the amount of hours they could cash out vs have to take off work and fathers still cashed out what they could and cut their loses with the rest of the time off.

[@nicomoist5336]

@@JJ-yn4cj I mean, having a child is expensive, i can see why those fathers would work to get more money But, paternity leave should be a thing as well. All family members need to be there for the child to make sure they are a happy one.

[@kaitracksmalgom]

Yeah I feel like the us might need to extend maternity leave though I think part of the reason it’s so small is cause most employers thing the woman is married and the husband is working (that was the case in my family) but for a single mother it wouldn’t surprise me that maybe a day after they gave birth they went back to work (if they are in a wage job if it’s a salary job hopefully the employer has basic human decency and will pay their employee at least something until they come back to work within reason obviously If the person leaves the job you shouldn’t have to pay them cause they are no longer employed but if they stay they need at least something till they come back (within reason) it should be required by law in the United States that their should be at least some paid maternity leave and also I know people talk about Amazon possibly running into problems with maternity leave if they paid their employees for it but it’s freaking Jeff Bezos with the calculations I saw and stuff and considering most people quit Amazon after awhile I highly doubt it’s a huge issue Amazon isn’t going to go bankrupt over it the problem with the US is that it makes being poor very hard to get out of (my family was poor for over a decade till my dad found a decent job) anyway I think I’ve said enough I simply value human decency and not screwing people over for having a life

[@JacqueBougie]

Thankfully, there are still quite a few companies that will do paid maternity leave in the US for full-time employees. It's up to the employers to decide, rather than it being law and making the companies factor it into their regular expense. Yes, it sucks (and pales in comparison to comparable countries), but people are also saying this makes the U.S. a dystopia 😂.

[@anarchosherman961]

@@JacqueBougie lmfao companies lobby against it, the U.S. IS a corporate dystopia where they're allowed to run amuck doing whatever they want without consequence.

[@SonicBrownie]

Something that's mildly infuriating to me is when shopping people decide they don't want a perishable item and then instead of taking back to the cooler/freezer, they just leave it out to spoil

[@minniedmezz3163]

Yes I work in retail and I can confirm this is mildly infuriating, and one further for you clothing folders...that one person that takes one from the middle of the stack and just lets all those neatly folded shirts slide around.

[@Hessed3712]

OMG! Why?! Take it back where you got it from! Or even ask a staff member to take it back! Because they would rather take it back then and there instead of finding a completely spoiled cantaloupe behind a McDonalds coffee canister!🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

[@jamesketchum5047]

i deal with that every day. i stock the shelves at Family Fare right up the road from me and i found a melted ice cream sandwich melting all over the shelf i was like why me of all days????

[@bravebasil5775]

Or the opposite. While stocking the shelves one day, I found a JAR OF PICKLES in the FREEZER. Just hanging out with the Rocky Road. It was fine of course but that was definitely mildly infuriating

[@kipandren]

Reminds me of my retail days back when I was a teenager... I once discovered a customer had left a tub of ice cream in the magazine stack, hidden behind a magazine that they presumably also put back. The way I discovered it? It had melted and destroyed the entire display. All of the magazines were coated in melted ice cream and had to be disposed of. Another person left a steak on the bottom shelf in one of the aisles. We had no idea it was there until the smell was overwhelming, and then spent a couple hours combing through the shelves trying to find the source.

[@mmus13898]

Me: that’s called a hangnail Jack: *I hate these dangly langlers* Me: that’s called a dangly langler

[@rosemary3029]

I thought they were called quiffs

[@charlescannon2469]

As a child, I trained myself for a skittle and m n m situation. 20 years later, my friend brought a bowl home from work and offered me some candy. And out of habit I sorted the candies without realizing what I was doing, until I bit into a skittle and realized it was mixed bowl.

[@demonprincess9680]

"Maternity leave in UK is 52 weeks" Isn't that exactly 1 year? Also, Jack, that was right. Maternity leave in US is literally just 12 unpaid weeks, but some people don't even get that long

[@MrDevintcoleman]

AND, that’s only for the woman giving birth. The partner gets nothing by law, although some places that actually respect their employees will do better.

[@odduckOasis]

There are a few companies that exist that give more to their employees, more leave and pay, but most of them don't and a lot even expect people to just quit their job. It's certainly sad.

[@LittleRedDaffodil]

my friend is currently out on "maternity leave" which is actually just her using all of her vacation, sick, and PTO. Her company finally agreed to match that time off, but it's all unpaid. So total she has 33 days, 15 of which are unpaid. Her partner has 0 paternity leave

[@NeonBigDummy]

Its a year and a month

[@heejsaan5648]

My country has 16 months paid parental leave and now I just found out that not every country (not even western countries similar to mine) has that..... How do you guys even have kids if you work full time??? What about the work/life balance stuff????? I'm so confused!

[@treegoat5069]

The intro felt like Seán had so many conflicting ideas of what it’s meant to be

[@Lheticus]

I simply interpreted it as Jack himself being mildly infuriating.

[@thecomplex1331]

Well sean is later justifying every single post he sees lmao

[@thecomplex1331]

@Cosmic did i ask?

[@thecomplex1331]

@@treegoat5069 oh no 😶

[@thecomplex1331]

101 likes pog

[@exxternd]

The fact that Jack was so mildly infuriated that even Siri felt it 🤣

[@exxternd]

@Cosmic 😐😐

[@KentaElZeroM]

@Cosmic 😐😐

[@CacoQueen]

@Cosmic 😐😐

[@Lenmire]

@Cosmic 😂😂

[@drlukas4242]

​@Cosmic 😐😐

[@aliciafolts2414]

His "bag of milk" mad eme almost literally bust a gut laughing

[@kaik168]

Sean: _laughs_ "It's not even high res. It's like, a 360p image!" *Me who watches KZbin in 360p because of poor internet:* I see nothing wrong here

[@pedroborrego1163]

“damn so this is what HD looks like”

[@Va11ha11a]

You poor poor soul I will pay for you to get better internet that's just sad

[@eepy_meep]

@@claytonmosier1274 0:

[@X-SPONGED]

@@claytonmosier1274 me : _laughs in having 30kb/s if I'm lucky_

[@dark_neverland]

I regularly watch at 244 unless I need to see what's on the screen.

[@crusadertots]

As a pregnant working woman in the US, I appreciate Sean doing a comparison of the different countries and their maternity leave. Many of my friends or coworkers who are/ have been pregnant continue to work all the way up until their water breaks, and then go back to work within 1-2 months because they can’t afford to miss the income.

[@heejsaan5648]

WHAAAATTTT???? How do you guys even have kids at this point?? Aren't you all drowning of stress?? My country has at least 16 months paid leave and I thought that was normal in most countries.. (At least the western ones cuz they are most similar to mine) Hope you are doing good through all of this!

[@starlight_studios_art]

Our country really needs to pull its shit together.

[@uhnutherdude]

Seán: "English is mildly infuriating" I mean, he's not wrong.

[@__lemonade]

Sean in his r/Ireland video: “Irish people, let’s not pretend that what we speak is English.”

[@falaghsepehr5504]

yes

[@ripperplaysclon152]

It's also mildly infuriating that you put the fada over the wrong letter.

[@killear1]

@Cosmic your ip has been posted on multiple dark web sites do with that what you will

[@killear1]

@Cosmic thats funny your calling me edgy but you are laughing about his dad dying

[@charlescannon2469]

For the US there is more to it. 12 weeks. Unpaid. If you work for a company for over 1250 hours within one year. With over 50 full time employees. Located within 75 miles of each other.

[@erenender66]

5:58 nah, as an American, can confirm work policies just suck here.

[@ZayQ-cl4hg]

Fr

[@Coolskeleton95_4]

God, I'm glad I don't live in America.

[@erenender66]

@@Coolskeleton95_4 i genuinely wish I didn't

[@EtanChamare]

Jack, there is not more to it. The USA doesn’t require employers to give any paid maternity leave. Many do, but it’s not required at all. Those 12 unpaid weeks are all you are guaranteed.

[@jacksepticeye]

What a scam!

[@bendytheinkdemn6813]

@@jacksepticeye Indeed. Its a big scam.

[@ProfBilali]

Someone: **Breathes** Sean: Send them to jail! they're taking too much oxygen!

[@Arichu_]

Tru

[@PapsIGuess31]

Jacksepticeye: Ace Attorney

[@MouseofMischief]

6:11 "Time to start normalising choosing new parents" Me ugly sobbing: Way ahead of you, mate

[@KellyBKuhns41803]

The maternity leave in the US is awful. Paternity leave should also be more normalized. Both parents should be able to spend a significant amount of time with their baby/babies after it/they are born. 12 weeks, especially unpaid, is ridiculous.

[@kubaGR8]

Especially since some employers do not hire women specifically because of maternity leave.

[@maybe_try_thinking_instead]

Except for the fact that you chose to have a child. In the US you are paid for a service. If you can work from home cool, more power to you. Yes, children need a mother with them 24/7 at a young age. But you are no longer providing a service to the company ie, no wages. Now if you find a company that offers it that would be a good company. The idea that it should be required means that people will abuse it. During covid in the US we had an astrominical amount of money being given to people to sit at home. In the first year of Biden's presidency unemployment has only dropped 2% because we are giving people money for nothing. There are help wanted signs EVERYWHERE. Yet positions are unfilled. At one point the govt was giving $900/week for unemployment. Why would somebody go work at McDonald's or be a receptionist for $12/hr when they could in theory be paid $30/hr to sit at home?

[@CCuppy29]

@@maybe_try_thinking_instead or you know, people might also want to work a bit more if those companies sucked less to work for

[@christopherballard1348]

@@maybe_try_thinking_instead I feel like the problem is that those jobs should pay more if you can’t find people. Pay people what their time is worth and not how easy they are to replace.

[@cats1970]

@@maybe_try_thinking_instead there’s never an employee shortage, just a pay shortage. If a company can’t exist while paying liveable wages, they shouldn’t exist.

[@TheSarcasticModerate]

Sean: There’s probably more to it than that. I’m just getting easy results. Literally everyone in the US: Nope.

[@nateinthenorth1999]

Anything that helps people (you know, those things that pay taxes and buy things) is socialism and that's bad -USA

[@MrDevintcoleman]

Yep! For that, among so many other reasons, the idea of emigrating (something I thought I’d never consider 10 years ago) keeps creeping closer to reality.

[@FallenStargazer43]

@@nateinthenorth1999 wait you want us to treat people like human beings? why? -Corporate America

[@TheNeilBlack]

In some states it's better. But it's awful that this is a state-by-state thing because most don't do any better than the bare minimum required federally.

[@waffl3heart]

I mean there is more to that in so much as Right to work/At Will employment means that they can fire you if they can come up with a reason unrelated to your pregnancy/child birth

[@skinwalker3953]

Don't worry Sean -- American Paternity/Maternity leave is pretty much nonexistent. Neither spouse gets paid leave for literally any reason unless that specific employer is human to allow their employees to have a life... at all. 98% of adults that want to have children opt out of it because it's not worth losing ones job over. Because *America* :D

[@jbwarner8626]

What could be more American than working oneself to death in order to make your boss rich?

[@LightsLuck-]

98% opt out of children? Damn those 2% are putting in work with our population growth.

[@mentaya11]

@@LightsLuck- nonono. 98% of employed people. The half that are unemployed don't have to worry about losing their job and the government gives them more than the employed people make anyways.

[@Dragonmoon98]

How did we ever get here...

[@jbwarner8626]

@@Dragonmoon98 We let billionaires do whatever they want. Now they run everything and they push us around for their amusement.

[@legallybread6354]

5:54 nope, there’s nothing more to it That’s America for you, what a great country they are

[@lishwithlove]

‘a person does anything mildly wrong’ jack: *SEND THEM TO JAIL.*

[@jakube1735]

@@CouldntThinkOfaGoodUsername report it, its a bot.

[@billylenz3843]

@Cosmic please stop it its not nice to Mr.Jacksepticeye And Its not nice to make fun of Someone who lost a loved one.

[@ninetail200]

7:15 Once again, Robin's edits in Jack's vids never ceases to amaze me. 😂🤓👏 (The "YEAH" part got me the most)

[@Spawn-Point]

Especially when Robin didn't even edit this

[@CuboydMC]

Robin didnt edit this video lmao

[@irkenpony17]

It was trey who edited this video but I get what you mean, that was honestly probably one of the best bits in this vid.

[@_Pix_]

Was a different editor, but yeah I guess this one has his moments. I didn’t really like some of the stuff he did in the first couple of minutes, though 🤷🏼‍♀️ a lot of it kinda disrupts the flow and makes you think of 2017 KZbin

[@jaylamize3540]

9:17 I understand this so much! I work in a hardware store in Indiana and people will just always leave this carts at the end of my register and not take them to the cart area before they leave. It sometimes get to the point where I just leave them to sit there and the people behind them will put their carts into that one until they completely block people from going through. I just don't understand what the hardest part of taking the cart with you at the end of your shopping even though you pushed to the cart all the way through the store. It's just mildly infuriating for me when I have to deal with it on a daily basis.

[@alecsanavongsay8894]

Hoosier gang 🙏

[@TP-mv6en]

are you not paid to do that?

[@mi1kguts]

@@TP-mv6en cart collectors shouldn't have to do extra work just cuz some ppl are lazy. it's a difficult enough task having to constantly be lugging all those carts back and forth. don't be a dick just cuz it's "someone's job" to clean up after you

[@chuckled125]

@@TP-mv6en they are paid to be there and do what's required of them. not specifically to deal with the consequences of lazy people.

[@astriker2156]

somebody: breathes Jack: Send 'em to JAIL

[@WPFLAWLESS]

Jack complaining about the orientation of the toilet paper is a low key flex because imagine having a cat that doesn't F'N wake up and decide the toilet paper roll is the best toy in the house.

[@gamesman0118]

Or a child or a puppy. Really any small creature like a ferret or raccoon will treadmill that roll all over the bathroom.

[@mattmorbel3921]

No no Jack you are correct, 12 weeks of unpaid leave. I actually did a policy proposal about it and talked about how beneficial it is for not only employers, and the employees but relationships within the family. There is a lot of stipulation to even get that 12 weeks of unpaid leave as well and you aren’t even guaranteed your job.

[@clueless_cutie]

Nope you get absolutely nothing in the US. You're only guaranteed to return to A job of EQUAL pay. Which can land you in a pretty shitty spot. Knew a woman who had twins and took ML from her secretary position in a housing/rental management company. When she came back they moved her to maintenance, where she had no prior experience. The sub for her role was the boss' daughter so they just stuffed her in a corner to be forgotten until she got tired of the hours and quit.

[@FredCracklin]

It depends on the employer. Federal maternity leave is one thing, but employers can extend it at will and is often part of your contract with your employer, so if you don't think your employer's policy works for you you will know ahead of time before signing the contract. Individual states also have different policies that can add to that (much like different EU members have different policies). I'm not saying the system is good or not, just that it is not that simple and a lot of policies and laws are left out of the Federal Govt. so as to limit its' power.

[@auradantes4828]

You also can't forget the money it cost to have a child. Mine cost me 24k. Insurance paid most...but I still owed 3k. also, if i was married it would be double as the assumption is both parents have a full time job with insurance. (Which isn't always the case)

[@gonzgaming7622]

having your toilet paper like that is actually good for when you have pets that love to mess with toilet paper because instead of unraveling they would most likely just spin it around

[@royearle1673]

Okay, in that _one_ instance, it's sort of acceptable. In any other instance though, no. Just no.

[@ZombifiedBuizel]

@@royearle1673 You people are weird. Under never over. Over is stupid. I literally can not tear off a square without unraveling it when it's over. Always always under never never over.

[@HeartOfFullmetal]

People: *Do something mildly infuriating* Jack: Right to jail

[@tomgregus569]

Having worked in a movie theatre, I can confirm that is one of the most annoying things. It's not just kids who do it either, it's full fledged adults and parents who think they're entitled to have some 16 year old working minimum wage clean up after them. Ah, movie theatres

[@hezakighamorgan9974]

I have something mildly infuriating to share: Mildly: KZbin removed dislikes from videos, so now you don't have a warning for when a KZbin tutorial or infomercial is wrong. You take the info to heart, like "Yeah, isn't it cool how Hitler built the Autobahn" then get shut down in conversation by someone who actually *reads:* "Hitler didn't build the Autobahn, he just authorized its expansion. So better try to find something else to like about your favorite fascist, Cartman." Infuriating: I drove a coworker to his house once, dude left my car, and slammed the door so hard it shook the vehicle. I didn't antagonize him, didn't shoo him out or anything. It's just apparently how he closes car doors. Ever since, you *need* to put extra oomph behind closing the door or else it doesn't close anymore. Man permanently made closing the passenger side door an inconveniencing experience for anyone involved.

[@K-7Maylis]

My mom has a car with really heavy doors so just pushing it won't close it so I have to slam it hard but I have noticed sometimes cars shake when I do it like that, she has an old car.

[@ominouslightning]

Okay, wait, hear me out. I slam doors. I don't mean to, but if I'm not paying attention, I just do it instinctively. I also commonly accidentally close water bottles so tightly that I can't open them again. I wasn't aware that I did these things until recently, and I'm working on it, but I think I've figured out why I do it. For me, it's an anxiety thing. Severe anxiety runs in my family. The reason I slam doors is because I've had experiences where I didn't close a door hard enough, and one of my cats got out. He didn't get hurt, but we live in an area where people shoot/run over cats for fun, so it was terrifying. Since then, I unconsciously slam doors. I close water bottles so tightly because I've had times where I didn't close them tight enough and spilled water all over my laptop. So, I'm not excusing my behavior, or your coworker's behavior, but that's at least an explanation of why I myself do it. Perhaps your coworker doesn't realize he's doing it? Though, it still sucks that your door was permanently messed up.

[@unduloid]

I usually piss people off by being way too wimpy about closing car doors.

[@phantomgaming7544]

I've had an issue with not closing a car door to hard or too soft to where it doesn't close all the way, it's also because of the fact that cars and their doors all weigh differently and also happens when getting used to one car more than the other

[@sarac9424]

@@phantomgaming7544 this makes sense, I really struggle with my friends car cause she treats her car like her baby, and I always accidentally slam the doors. And every time I SWEAR I barely put any pressure on the door, and it just slams. When I use my car it doesn't sound nearly as intense and takes more force to actually close the door so I guess it's become muscle memory. I always feel so bad about it, I move my hand maybe a few cm to close the door and it makes a slam sound... it's never intentiinal and it feels like I can't win.

[@RARosie1]

The random finger munch then talking as if you didn’t just get caught is mildly infuriating and an editor gold moment!

[@laurendavis7810]

As a movie theater employee, that is way more infuriating than mildly.

[@space_ghost81]

9:27 I remember Deadpool saying "oh and Don't leave your garbage laying around thats a total dick move" 😂

[@witherr]

oh yeah. post credits?

[@space_ghost81]

@@witherr yeah post Credits

[@Conceptcreator]

The nail, no! I got you a worse one!! a small piece of skin being lose around the nail! Also... we have 2 plugs, the round ones! They are superior!

[@RosseRue]

Just...pull it off. Or snip it with scissors.

[@Conceptcreator]

@@RosseRue aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh pull it off!!! Are you bloody insane!! You must be!

[@RosseRue]

@@Conceptcreator It's what I do XD at least it doesn't bother you then. Scissors give a much smoother removal, but if none are to hand, then...yeah, pull or rather "nip" it off. Better than catching it on stuff all day.

[@SkyFudgey]

oh yeah those ones you pull and you unravel all the skin on your body & just walk around like a titan from the anime

[@Conceptcreator]

@@SkyFudgey AAAHhhh seriously thinking about it makes me shiffer! You guys are nuts!

[@__lemonade]

ALTERNATIVE TITLE: Local Irishman Rages About Things That Americans Have Accepted As Normal Parts Of Everyday Life

[@Hessed3712]

Ha!🤣

[@Wolffman109]

One good example of something that's mildly infuriating is when you are watching KZbin, and you realize that you've seen more ads than actual videos.

[@CookieCutter]

9:20 in the UK they now ask you to leave the trash near your feet for them to collect

[@amelieg246]

I don't think that's everywhere because my local cinema doesn't

[@razorwolf2758]

That place seems like that place that tells u that the employees are payed in tips

[@matthewboire6843]

I guess that’s better

[@Joombis]

Anyone: *Does anything even slightly infuriating* Sean: HIPPITY HOPPITY JAILTIME IS NOW YOUR PROPERTY

[@apostleianlovelette]

Wait, hold on... Think about the phrasing of that. If "jailtime is now your property" is taken literally...does that mean you actually own the jail?

[@keata1315]

Jack, as Tony at gas station: "I came to get a bag of milk." Me, a Wisconsinite: "I feel attacked"

[@ashrowan2143]

Me a Canadian also feeling attacked

[@chrisischeese]

Jack: "a bag of milk" Me, a Canadian: yup that's normal Me, 30 seconds later: wait a minute, you're Irish

[@jayredharpstudios9672]

As a Wisconsinite I agree

[@wreck_out211]

When he says “are you ready to send some people to prison?” and it isn’t synced with the lips, it made me die inside

[@Karma-ji6ud]

People with Pickup Trucks are next level carefree. Not only are they carefree when it comes to their own life, but everyone else's aswell. "You need to get through? Oh, no problem. Just wait for me to finish my conversation." They're the types of people who will sit through a green light because they're too busy talking to the other pickup truck owner next to them.

[@ultimatetrashboy419]

I remember some asshole in a pick up truck almost hit my mom and then he followed her and the yelled at her about it.

[@pokemasterzelda8291]

Jack: *looks up US maternity leave* Me: Hm. Yeah. Get ready man, it sucks.

[@jellal4897]

Jack: sees something he doesn’t like Also Jack: take it to jail

[@mikkurzhal7390]

Straight to jail

[@kayleejunker8530]

Here’s something that really grinds my gears. Having a conversation with someone and someone else comes up to us and starts talking to the person I’m talking to. Then those two walk away to talk to each other without telling me why they’re leaving nor saying goodbye. I know it’s none of my business but come on; at least say “bye” before you go..

[@codasalteregos2110]

This happens so often for me, but I feel like my siblings do it more. I'm talking to my mother and I let ONE sound out of my mouth: Suddenly they want to talk to her. Then when I try to speak to her again, they go on another rant. It happens three times and I just don't want to speak with my mother anymore.

[@schaynegeorge4793]

"Mother went back to work 3 hours after giving birth" WHAT THE HELL? I was still covered in blood and unable to feel my legs 3 hours after giving birth! What did she do with the baby? Just walk into daycare like "hi, I've just had this, look after it for me"? Society is borked.

[@gtn101]

Jack sees a pickup truck, “WHAT ARE THOSE? IT’S ONE OF THESE!”

[@Clifjummper]

As a theater worker, I can attest we don’t get paid enough to clean up 12 half empty buckets of popcorn and half eaten hotdogs after every showing.

[@traceybarker6248]

Hell yeah I hope u enjoy the popcorn and hotdog and the video

[@Wolffman109]

10:28 Honestly, I've been there. I remember this one time in 6th grade that I got into my grandma's car and tried to pull the seat belt, but it was stuck. I just kept tugging and tugging, and all of a sudden, it came free unexpectedly, and I ended up punching myself in the face. Not my proudest moment.

[@CheyenneZeamer]

The whole maternity leave subject has me extremely infuriated. My company won’t give me any paid maternity leave whatsoever. My fiancé is currently disabled and unemployed and I’m the only one bringing in income, so yeah, I’m gonna be that woman that goes back to work 3 days after giving birth. 😑 fuck America

[@MandyAcid]

Im sorry about this Cheyenne. Unfortunately American companies try their hardest to give employees the least amount of money possible, if they could force you to work for free they would definitely do it.

[@zaytaz9331]

I hope its going okay

[@toukendanshiwarrior2846]

@@MandyAcid Sheesh, that's a little too far to describe American companies, that's straight-up slavery, they wouldn't do that.

[@toukendanshiwarrior2846]

Did you file a complaint or report them or something?

[@jordanthomas7702]

@@toukendanshiwarrior2846 Straight-up slavery was definitely a thing a while back. And even though we've come a long way, unfortunately companies still pay the bare minimum and force you to work more hours. That's why so many people in America struggle to literally live.

[@JayeLime]

When my mother see's people who park like that, she places a card under their windshield wipers that says in big bold letters "Your a Shit Parker" and then the card goes on to call them an asshole. Its great

[@bananabuttersomethin]

Hopefully she uses the correct "you're"

[@JayeLime]

@@bananabuttersomethin Yeah hopefully

[@PistenDeer]

The one time I tried to do something similar I got spotted by the owner of the car (who blocked like 4 fucking spots at once somehow) and ofc the justification was "I WAS IN A HURRY!!!" Nevermind that this was on a college campus roughly 20-30 minutes before all the morning classes start and there are no free spots to be found.

[@themisfitowl2595]

I've seen joke parking tickets at novelty stores and thought seriously about putting those under someone's windshield.

[@Mirality]

To be fair, the backwards books aren't _completely_ silly. If the shelf gets a lot of sun it reduces fading of the spine. Although at that point it might be better to get a drape cover for it instead. Also, Australia and NZ have superior electric plugs. The prongs are angled so that even without the earth prong you can't put it in backwards.

[@Samhalta]

Yeah but when the books are turned that way and there is a lot of sun, the paper will get yellow and brittle (archivist here, don't put paper in the sun/blue light for long periods of time. Thanks).

[@imonkeybee]

With the UK plugs though, even if you put the plug in halfway, it's physically impossible for the plug to shock you due to how it's coated

[@Mirality]

There are many plugs like that in Aus/NZ too, though you're right it's not universal. Still, the prongs are short enough that you have to be trying pretty hard to get a shock from them -- either the plug won't be far enough in to have made contact yet or it's far enough that there's not much gap to be dangerous unless you're actively poking a metal knife in from the side or something.

[@pipedream2556]

Ew no angled prongs are worse! They're such a pain to plug in even when you're able to put pressure direct on the back, let alone when it's behind something or too close to the floor so you can't press on it easily. And why would anything without the extra safety measure of the earth prong ever be considered superior?? Even if the angled thing is a way to stop it being installed backwards, why not have a third one also angled just so there's, you know, less chance of a horrific death?

[@gehtdichnixan9005]

I... don't understand any of the arguments here... how can you put a plug in bachwards anyway it's all AC current no?

[@TheWiddy]

When the thankmas plug came up, I instinctively skipped like 2 minutes ahead. Then I realised I was watching JackSepticEye. A man capable of doing sponsor/ad segments in a reasonable amount of time. I went back and watched the whole thing.

[@Void_Sweets]

What's mildly infuriating to me is my parents being able to take long relaxations after work, and me having to do so much and when I get it done, my parents get mad that i "didn't do it as they like"

[@Wolffman109]

Take it from me, parents are just impossible to please.

[@MeemahSN]

Just don’t do anything and make them miss your incorrect way of being their slave

[@cassetto-max]

The expectations are crushing

[@apostleianlovelette]

​@@Wolffman109The worst is when they yell at you for actually doing what they ask you. I legit called out my own mother this past weekend for exactly that, though she refused to respond.

[@Wolffman109]

@@apostleianlovelette I feel the exact same way about taking care of the family dog I never wanted in the first place. Reminds me of John Walker's quote: "I lived my life by your mandates! I dedicated my life to your mandates! I only ever did what you asked of me, what you told me to be and trained me to do, and I did it! And I did it well!"

[@AmunUnknownester]

"You probably should use clippers, but you never have them handy." I'm the kind of person that carries nail clippers in my pocket any time I leave the house, and I've never regretted it.

[@missrachelbram]

I’m a public school teacher. I didn’t even get Maternity leave. I basically had to use all the sick/personal days I had saved up and then went unpaid for the rest of it.

[@s-a-n-s.]

i would be the one out of everyone i know for mixing mms, skitles, reeces peaces, in one bowl, and in another jawbreakers, gumballs, warheads, and cry babies all in one. aslo, amazing editing!

[@jacobweybright7162]

As a person who drives a bigger truck, I sincerely dislike those people who park like that. It's really not that hard to just pull through a spot or have to walk a little further.

[@alexismcloughlin]

The most midly infuriating thing to me is when you are having a conversation with someone and then they cut you in the middle of your sentence that is the most midly infuriating thing to me. Sean literally can't wait until Thankmas this Saturday

[@Hessed3712]

My mother does that to me almost constantly 🙃.

[@Moraenil]

That's happened to me during just about every single conversation in my entire life. No one cares that I'm saying anything. It's seriously demoralizing. Really adds to me not wanting to go out and be with people too because, why bother?

[@Marcieishereandqueer]

6:01 “there’s probably more to it” No. No there isn’t, we just suck.

[@nightdrivenen7909]

There is a lot more too it. Like 1/3 of the entire population living off of the work of others, and almost no one else having anywhere mear as many people other than China and India. Not too mention the big corporations like Walmart and McDonalds don't actually cater to individual Walmart or McDonalds, and that the franchisee owner and store owners pay the corporations to rent their logos and name. Those massive corps only run the land and rent of each location and deal with 0% of the income other than what they are owed: meaning every big multinational chain is nothing but Small Business owners under a collective banner but run independantly.

[@Marcieishereandqueer]

@@nightdrivenen7909 Yeah, like I said, we suck.

[@shaniceball9052]

0:32 Oh my go, that happens to me *SO much!* Whenever I just want to put my earphones in and listen to music, the song gets cut short by someone *shouting* at me to answer them, *and I have to watch the music video ALL OVER AGAIN!!!!* 😤😡🤬

[@nickbenjamin12]

When he said “bag of milk” I started laughing because here in the US we don’t have bags of milk so I just imagined a gallon jug in a grocery bag

[@MasterfulPeon]

I don’t believe I’ve ever seen a bag of milk here in the uk.

[@lukawesker6962]

In Canada they have bags of milk

[@sam7699]

I'm Canadian so I didn't even flinch at the mention of bagged milk. I now realize that was probably a funny ha ha. I am a funny ha ha.

[@huntertracy1545]

There's bagged milk in parts of the States

[@TheKrenk999]

I mean, Americans were putting fuel in shopping bags* not too long ago ....

[@MetalMonkey]

5:51 12 weeks "Unpaid" Maternity leave?......FREEDOM! lol

[@ZayQ-cl4hg]

Ikr this country is so good

[@Game_Hunter47]

Yeah America is going downhill as quickly as possible

[@beepboop3812]

US Citizen here: maternity leave is a joke here. The US is quite possibly the worst developed nation on the planet when it comes to providing its citizens with maternity leave, paid or unpaid.

[@odysseydiazmcconkie8847]

When Google told him 12 weeks I was like "wait, where at tho? Imma apply to that company!" 😂

[@hirocheeto7795]

The US is the worst developed nation when it comes to providing its citizens with anything at all, much less maternity leave.

[@nivoset]

@@Raya-ir4tm why not?

[@madzilla6812]

America is a 3rd world country with a Gucci belt

[@gilbertohernandez2409]

@@Raya-ir4tm Ireland has a universal basic income of 350 euros, 26 weeks paid maternity leave, and free healthcare, and is the largest donor to charities in europe. Compare that to the us which has no universal healthcare, no universal income, and only 12 unpaid maternity leave, and that that last one is only if your lucky.

[@thewolfstu]

10:55 most appliances are made with the three prongs, it's usually just older ones that don't.