Miley Cyrus - 7 Things - Dave Days Parody

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This is a parody of Miley Cryus' Song 7 Things about the things I do not like about cardboard! Hah... I had to do it!
Lyrics:
I probably shouldn't say this.
Because my friends think that I'm weird.
Everytime I say I love you they remind me you can't hear.
It's because you're cardboard. I'm always ignored.
But you feel so real to me why can't they see.
And you're still standing in the same way.
Just how i left you yesterday, against the wall.
Don't fall.
The 7 things I hate about you.
You're fake, you break, you are not real.
If only I had something to feel.
You are 2D with no back side.
You cost me quite a lot to buy.
My friends are jerks they make fun of us.
Just know it hurts. I want to be with the real Miley.
And the 7th thing I hate the most about you
You make cardboard look cute ;-)
It's awkward and silent because cardboard cannot speak.
I wonder what you think about when you smile and stare at me.
Dood are you serious?! You're delirious? She is cardboard
she can't hear us.
YES I CAN. (lyke WTF)
Dood zomg did she just talk?!
She's been real all along! Say something again!
DAVE NEVER TOUCH ME AGAIN!
The 7 things I like about you.
You're hair, your eye, cardboard Levis.
When we kiss you're hypnotized.
You let me do whatever I want.
I can't wait till Chris is gone! ;-)
We never fight when I hold you tight
Ow! Splinter! Ohhh it's alright!
I wanna be with the real Miley.
And the 7th thing I like the most about you.
You make cardboard look cute.
Sub to Chris! Eh?
/ iamchrisc
Thanks to my BlogTvers who helped with the lyrics!

[@Nudah]

miss this guy

[@nate_night]

ITS THE FAT FUCK NUDAHHHHHHH I LOVE YOU MAN!!!!!!

[@CrazeJD]

OH MY GOD

[@CrazeJD]

NUDAH

[@Mikeyeets]

Still miss him

[@drmrturtlesir6038]

Me too man 💔

[@christianmanalaysay]

wow i remember always listening to this all the time when I was 12 years old when this came out and I'm 25 now... time flies :(

[@emokittyluvsyou22]

Same!! 25 too 😂 davedays was a big part of my childhood

[@TotallyxKatiee]

Same

[@miglosNamigos]

bro me too im 25 n used to watch this stuff. parody videos used to be the wave

[@WhoIsAzzari]

Same lol I’m 26 now😅

[@MakennaLehman]

i dont know why, but i just miss low quality videos that were actually made for fun not just for money. like everything is advancing and im happy it can be a business but i just miss the old days ill never get back.

[@jo9058]

so I'm casually scrolling through the KZbin comments and I find this. wow Hi Kenna😂

[@girllycrave95]

Totally with ya there

[@mcamp39004]

+sentimental stuff Same here, this was actually really high quality for youtube back in 08.

[@BoltzmannX]

All superficial. Now it's all about sneaking a reference about a product :(

[@Missddaim]

I totally agree

[@brianbeecroft11]

How did I find myself here . Right now. Listening to Davedays as a 33 yr old man. Thinking about the good ol’ days

[@FlorenciaMur9]

The first youtuber I liked, back then when KZbin wasn't a business yet!

[@mfanal5916]

There are still some KZbinrs that don't do it for money like RackaRacka

[@shaniatranquilo1508]

Dave Days and Cimorelli OMG 💙

[@caffproduction]

I miss this old days of youtube when the youtubers were creative... they made it for fun and not for money :/

[@Wtfboomdps]

I'll make you for money bitch 💰

[@therealduckslikerain]

+itskennyandjosh he added those links far later

[@KatalinaKristina]

+CAFF Blame google for that. They just had to make this shit a bloody business. One of the reasons why I've stopped making my videos..

[@KatalinaKristina]

***** good for you

[@jprostar8768]

CAFF true so true

[@ishaunTV]

Anyone else here taking a scroll down memory lane?

[@dennisc4785]

+The98Funnyman Oh yaaa

[@Mr7Crash]

+The98Funnyman A punch to the feels bro, really miss those days.

[@07ORO]

when life was good

[@sarahforeverago4926]

I appreciate your pun 👍

[@1wyco]

Yes

[@quintuscaecilusiucundusthe8997]

this is forever iconic

[@quintuscaecilusiucundusthe8997]

he also reminds me of zeke from wizards of waverly place

[@daviddelapena4126]

+quintus caecilius iucundus the third omg yes

[@KindnessWithKathy]

How was this 15 years ago???!!!!!! i swear i grew up in the best generation of the internet . i wish YT was like this again

[@raainboww3794]

OMG I REMEMBER THIS VIDEO, I WAS SO OBSESSED WITH THIS VIDEO

[@DarkJedi42097]

The first Dave days video I watched ever

[@liquidsamurai311]

Tommy Callaghan lol same

[@alaniscather5042]

Same

[@Dial666toreachme]

The “Dave never touch me again” randomly popped up in my head while at work and honestly I ain’t even mad 😂😂😭😭😭

[@thatsexyganon5648]

Over a decade later and this gem still stands in the cesspool that is modern KZbin.

[@gianlucadicostanzo9976]

I watched it in 2008, I still watch it in 2015... BEST VIDEO OF KZbin ! DaveDays fan from Italy

[@Krme12]

omggg! I miss this so much

[@mkaiser510]

damn bro.... look at me watching this almost 13 years later with tears in my eyes... i want that time back.

[@abbysally]

6 YEARS?!?!? WHAT?!?! It feels like yesterday I was jamming out to this song in my room. :(

[@Ogubabe]

abbysally2000 The memories :'(

[@startrooper2345]

abbysally2000 i wish he made more songs

[@paulogarcia329]

+abbysally2000 Actually seven (years)

[@FatimaAnwar]

+abbysally2000 Exactly!! :'( Just found him again from Rebbeca Black's Saturday Video :)

[@gwenb2506]

8 years now :///

[@tophersadvice]

I wonder if anyone has watched this in 2020... This stuff made me roll senior year of high school 😂

[@julia9557]

Tophers Advice I’m here in 2020!

[@someone4sure681]

Like me lol

[@tarahiracheta242424]

2020 😭😭 7 things came up and I somehow said “stop” and I couldn’t remember where it was from!

[@cup6669]

Here but not high school I was in elementary

[@steviebee1981]

@@someone4sure681 Opqo1

[@msgentertainment2478]

2023 and still remember rocking this in middle school lol. Getting old

[@deputykirby]

i randomly remembered this video.

[@sheilysantibanez8695]

It’s 2019 and yet i still come back to this

[@RonHeartsMe]

Senior year of high school this was the funniest thing to me. Glad I can still enjoy it 5 years later, and Dave Days still has his Hannah Montana cutouts!

[@idothings]

For me same, was 8th-grader back then though :')

[@Chi26trojans]

gingeckle I was in 8th grade too, I don't think I've seen this video since then either lol

[@idothings]

we're turning old.

[@FlailedTwo]

Stop making me feel old lol

[@GuideGigabyte]

Me too, I was in grade 11th when this parody was uploaded. When did you born ?

[@Pink_turtlemelon]

This was the first year I ever watched KZbin. Listening to Hannah Montana songs brought me memories about Dave too.. miss these days when everything was wild and pure

[@sugarapple7885]

"It's awkward and silent cause carboard cannot speak" 😂 I died

[@13KRIZZY]

When times were simpler 🥺🥺 I would pay to turn back time 🥺

[@mojavegirl93]

I am so glad this video is still up and not deleted or made private or anything! such a classic for me. literally my first liked and Favorited video haha I still sing "you make cardboard look cute"

[@beccahscheffer6338]

I remember hearing this 5 years ago, loved it then and still now. Love you Dave!

[@RyaanClaark]

5 years ago... the feels..

[@Gabreuu]

me too dude ;'D

[@punkandrockgirf]

It's funny. At the time I'm reading this your comment was 5 years ago loool

[@someone4sure681]

Art Lovaa ikr lol

[@TurmaDaRuaBacon]

Ohhhh how I miss 2008... It all passed so quickly and after those six years here I am again ♥

[@ChattGM]

I remember when I first discovered this back in high school I was like THIS IS THE MOST AWESOMEST PARODY EVER CREATED!!! It was so catchy. Listened to it every day. THIS IS SO LIVE!!!!

[@Taradays]

ChattGM I was in elementary on my dads Ipod touch 2nd gen. first video was burning up.

[@ChattGM]

Tara Doherty Oh really? Awesome!! That was a good one too :D

[@Taradays]

KZbin was so different back then. `

[@ChattGM]

Tara Doherty it really was. I never seen so much creativity It was really the true meaning of new discoveries are made everyday.

[@Taradays]

ChattGM I used to use realplayer downloader to transfer the videos over to my Ipod Nano 4th gen and I watched them at my old daycare with my friends lol.

[@savinglatin]

this video is almost 10 years old ?? holy shit ??

[@iheartshaneandjeffree]

15 now

[@mandya3105]

i was like 8 when this came out holy shit

[@babylxxneylxc3252]

I know lol

[@lieutenantthalia6575]

I was 7. I win.

[@fashionlover419]

10

[@YamALamba]

I was 7 :P

[@jjmcowboy]

I was 17

[@nlwxp]

I miss this type of content on youtube... it was so authentic and just genuinely funny/silly

[@ItsBrittanyyBeach]

3 years from now you will not only meet Miley, but you will be on Disney Channel singing an original song. Congrats Dave

[@JJFatty422]

Anyone else remember KZbin before sponsorships and paid ads? Those were the good ole days.

[@nini9946]

.. why do i still memorize the words 11 years later

[@ThisIsBioHazard]

Man this brings back so much nostalgia... good times

[@ahalyasudhish7944]

When you suddenly remember this out of blue!!!

[@SkidleIdo]

dear lord what a way to make me realize time is just flying by. the good ol' days of youtube man..

[@Bublee965]

Used to LOVE dave days and this parody. Great memories

[@xoxotous4814]

he was amongst the first youtubers i watched without knowing what a youtuber meant. I nearly laughed my pants out. Good ol dave...one of my favs

[@Edin98]

When this video was released... Man... The memories

[@takoyakix3]

2024!!!???? How do the lyrics just automatically come out of my mouth after so many years…

[@rumil3193]

2018 and I am still watching it

[@Chad_gift1907]

Dave days save us from 2020 with more music.

[@andban92]

This never gets old. I'm crying here 12 years later as 27y old.

[@winterflv]

I will forever come back here

[@JigginsTV]

12 years on and I still remember this video and somehow all the lyrics. I miss the old days of KZbin

[@nickv896]

SHE'S BEEN REAL ALL ALONG

[@coffeejenmaybetea]

For some reason this song got stuck in my head today, I can't believe this was uploaded almost 6 years ago I FEEL SO OLD

[@rosalacroix6447]

bruuh i used to watch this when i was 16 years old.... 31 now, man im old

[@MrHiggs89]

I remember when this was new!!! time has flown by!!! good memories!!

[@vallepupy]

Can believe this was 5 years ago... Time flies!!!!!

[@fauxego]

2008........

[@crispingram4193]

In 2024 this version of this song specifically sometimes still gets stuck in my head

[@jaymads9159]

5 years later still love this

[@caityrose]

I always knew his lyrics better than the originals

[@97puppilvr97]

Dude me too

[@josepph12345]

OLD SCHOOL BABY

[@AZ30590]

Oh how I miss the Dave days!

[@dariancravens4212]

I can’t believe how young I was when this came out!! I remember when he really met Miley I thought it was fake 😂

[@cellano5223]

I haven't been here in forever. Wow. Good times.

[@brandonbergeron7136]

2024. Real ones remember this lol

[@silentmockingjay]

ahh.. good old times..

[@narv961]

Almost 10 years ago! How time flies

[@lorrainemitchell4637]

I remember watching this when I was about 8 years old and miley was my hero.... now I'm 19 and its currently 4 in the morning... cant believe I found this video 😂😂 so nostalgic

[@roxio976]

I should find this kind of creepy, but for some reason I think this is adorable D:

[@JulieWhiting]

I remember this too wow the memories

[@JohnSmith-wx5fl]

"dude are you serious? You're delirious. She is cardboard, she cant hear us!" "YES I CAN!!" 🤣🤣

[@bianca1aa]

I distinctly remember loving this song when I was eight. Now I'm about to be 18. Wow

[@FrancescaAR16]

oh my god, Dave, I've been searching for this channel forever! now i finally found you again in the youtube rewind 2012. I'm getting so nostalgic right now, it's been years :'D

[@viadouglas4986]

remeber hearing this years ago + i lost you now rebecca black brought me back to you dave ur sic :P

[@mckenziemccarter9623]

Oh my gosh. 6 years ago!? i still remember loving all his videos!!

[@101brittanyrox]

This brings back so many memories oh my god. I was 8 when this came out and I watched it every day xD

[@breaknfiction21]

9 years....

[@jonahbear8]

Five years later and I still love this more than anything on KZbin..

[@abbiec9202]

Sometimes my life becomes almost normal again. And then this pops up again. I miss this kind of randomness

[@MJeditsx]

Omg.. The memories... SO FKING MUCH ;_; HELLO TEARS

[@elouiseedwards6766]

This song was actually my life for over a year, when he met miley I freaked out and 4 years career I'm back and still remember all the words, no one actually realises how happy this song makes me...

[@scottault8199]

Exactly 5 years ago this video went up. whoa. I've been listening to Dave for 5 years. I remember watching this the day it came out. geeze.

[@hectorpacheco5154]

POV: it’s 2009 and you’re about to go play outside after this video

[@Pickled.Cucumber]

I always ask myself how I found this video as a kid who spoke no english😭 Miss the old KZbin

[@Madblaster6]

Wow, this was 5 years ago? Sheesh time flies.

[@mokamasa1195]

Madblaster6 no 9 years ago

[@jerichoramoskreation]

11 years

[@TastesLikeChicken3]

Found my The Dave Days Show CD, it brought me back to such songs. I literally cannot stop listening to them, they are still awesome to this day. I remember playing your CD on repeat and was slightly disappointed when I wasn't one of the lucky ones to get a signed version, aha. I absolutely loved your Miley phase! :D

[@blazeallen4203]

Still a better love story than Twilight. Also I am amazed that this came out SEVEN years ago. Dang I feel old.

[@kiji471]

Is it weird that i watched this when i was 4 or 5?😂😂😂😂😂

[@trinitywilliams3135]

I did to...

[@journeybostwick5908]

+Trinity Williams Same.......

[@kiji471]

Trinity Williams Journey Bostwick​ Lol😊😂

[@andrewf.bradley1106]

Here I am at the ripe age of 29 cause of a random memory I had in the shower lmao

[@jacob0352]

Here I am at the age of 26 at work and for some random reason it popped i to my head haven’t heard this song in maybe 8 years and yet I remember every word!

[@oliviaslusser]

This video is almost 10 years old. Where did my childhood go?

[@alexwahamaki]

Anyone from 2015? I miss the past tbh

[@bookwormz13971]

Watching in 2017!!

[@daijikimura]

Who's watching that in 2021 ?!

[@omgthisissoawesome]

I've literally loved this for 5 years (and counting!)

[@wryed]

who came here after his newest upload?

[@musterreephik]

me

[@camillewilliams7646]

I've been looking for Dave's videos for a while. Finally found it! Did he ever get to meet Miley?

[@mahfuzasreya784]

Camille Williams Watch the "Last Song" by Dave and you'll find out ;)

[@camillewilliams7646]

Will do. Thanx.

[@777malmo]

9 years old? Holy shit.

[@jennacraine]

Oh, how the years have past! Finally found this again, oh my word!

[@Ownedoful]

2024 :D

[@_AverageAlex_]

2017 in this bitch

[@Neurospicyprincess]

Here in 2021 😆

[@Neurospicyprincess]

I found myself here again 😂

[@chloelee4866]

I saw this video about 2 yrs ago- and now I'm hooked!!

[@valloriya]

did he ever meet Miley?

[@markvmmm]

yes. check the video 'dave days - last song'