If I Were A Girl (Beyonce Parody - Dave Days)

This is what it would be like if I were a girl. Get this song and more on iTunes! itunes.apple.com/us/artist/dav...
Lyrics:
If I were a girl even just for a day
Id roll out of bed in the morning and wonder what just happened to me.
Oh no dont tell me theyre real.
Yeah I think theyre real.
Something else is missing
Where the hecks my PEN15?!
If I were a girl would I still look like a guy?
No I wont put on make up but I might just want to give that bra a try.
If I were a girl I could mess with the guys.
No, no not like that I mean
When we get a nice dinner Ill make sure they buy.
I could seduce them.
Show them my nice behind.
Yo Zach check out that A...55.. OMG
Ha gotcha. You totally like guys!
If I were a girl Id have the nicest legs.
I refuse to cook in the kitchen but Im pretty dang good with the microwave.
If I were a girl please dont get mad if Im mean.
Im not used to my body this monthly thing is kinda new to me.
No I dont really know if I want to change back.
Because I like my new hair and the guys love my
FACE whatt?!
Oh if I were a girl I dont think Id ever understand
How it feels to be a girl.
God please change me back to a man!
If I were a girl.
Get this song and more on iTunes! itunes.apple.com/us/artist/dav...
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My Website www.davedays.com
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Twitter / davedays

[@luckylove775]

I miss the old dave days recording in his mom's basement wearing the green shirt and doing parody videos

[@maria-zl4cf]

Same

[@stussikun]

well fucking said

[@mehakm9962]

i came back to see this. i miss this era sm

[@loldy3cami]

@@mehakm9962 missing this era of youtube in general holy shit 😭

[@RockerChicktv1]

I watched this for the first time when I was 11. Now like 6 years later this is still probably my favorite parody you have ever made

[@ismanparrish7]

It's only been 5

[@RockerChicktv1]

i said like which is an estimate. So see I was only 1 off

[@bob1234881]

Jenn Belair does that mean you don't know how many years ago you where 11? (:

[@RockerChicktv1]

yes because I'm super shitty at math as well as i wrote this comment at like 2 in the morning so it was too late/early to get the math right

[@bob1234881]

Jenn Belair maths is all about confidence.

[@strawbalien]

I remember this 😭 I was like 9

[@becky6345]

Same

[@rebekahszekely8469]

Same. My mom discovered it 😂😂

[@lilzombiegurl6431]

I was 14 lol

[@aurorathehedgehog5985]

Same I loved this, hot problems and gangnam style lol i was at least 5th grade

[@AWKWARDCONFIDENCE]

I was 10😂

[@maddycavanaghmc]

It feels like all of daves old videos are kinda like time capsules for all of us #memories

[@nut1909]

I MISS WATCHING THIS EVERYDAY IN 2009 AHH THE MEMORIES

[@humayunali5663]

Watching it after 9-10 years later

[@saintjohnalabama]

I was 15 years old when Dave made this :( Nostalgia man..

[@sarahforeverago4926]

+saintjohnalabama I was 7. i didnt even know it existed then XD

[@EpicRainbowLollipop]

+saintjohnalabama i was 11

[@harleyxoo]

I was 8

[@bekk8384]

13...

[@somerscott8315]

I was 8...

[@jordanh2039]

Currently 2 am and just randomly remembered this song.

[@Callemos7]

I was 16 at the time. I’m 25 now and I still love this song! 😄

[@jaydee700x]

12-21 😍

[@drconfuso4710]

Same

[@qtip4881]

congrats on being 28 now. We all gonna make it, brah.

[@frjcde9392]

@@qtip4881 Don’t lie to people. Everyone most definitely isn’t going to make. Just the reality of life.

[@FoxtaleHi]

Egg

[@BishBaroniee]

LMAO where is my pen15 ah I wish Dave Days was still huge

[@RedFlyer411]

I remember back when KZbin first put up the subscribe button I thought it was a scam. But after seeing this video I was like Worth the Scam! And Dave Days was the first person I subscribed for on KZbin! I have yet to undo that decision.

[@CharleyLouiseArdley]

This was the first youtube video I ever watched, I was 10, still love it

[@Jesspye]

Charley Ardley me tooo ommgmgmgmgmgmgmgmggm

[@catm.3428]

I'm 10 and this is my first video I watched O.o

[@honeyb4729]

Lol I was 3 but I watched it when I was 5 I was so confused like "what is bo0bs?" What is that body part he was touching the part under her pants? Why dose a girl have a beard?will I have a beard? Now I'm just like WTF YOUR TALKING ABOUT BO0BS LOL I PUT A 0 NOT O

[@AnnaGraceCorbett]

+Charley Ardley Yeah, one of the first youtube videos. Mine was one of my own videos, but this was my first youtube videos that was not my own

[@massyfamily514]

I was five

[@Mrscutienumberone]

It's been 10 years and I still love this parody.

[@naughtius_maximus8243]

I've been taking a stroll down memory lane. Visiting old videos I used to watch. I must say you bring back a lot of good memories so thanks Dave.

[@Ben-616]

I remember watching this when I was 14... time really flies...

[@jessicarenee6442]

Oh God. I used to binge watch this dude when I was 8 lmao. I had the biggest crush on him haha. Now I’m 17 and looking back through his videos and am just as hooked as I was NINE YEARS ago! Keep up the good work. ☺️

[@lightforyourpath8396]

Same!!!

[@suzietoanoneart]

Its 2018 and this was the first video I ever saw from Dave Days and I am watching it since high school 😂 wow, so much nostalgia !!!!! This video still makes me laugh !!! DEFINITELY my favorite !!!

[@Beatthewillow]

I was listening to Beyonce and thought of this video randomly after all these years 🤣 pen15 😂 I get it now!

[@nut1909]

hahah the same thing happened to me a few years ago. after not hearing this for years, the pen15 thing suddenly clicked out of nowhere 😂

[@whisperhername]

15 years ago it weas a bop and is still a bop

[@lordzephyrus6494]

These videos cured my depression. Thanks Dave

[@MrNetsrac]

Ah yes, the good old days of YT.

[@jumpstylerqim]

2023 here

[@dawnfranchezka4610]

I’m watching this for the first time after 7 years qwq I would be lying if I said this wasn’t one of the best memories I had

[@GeziLiuWa]

I came here, not knowing your channel. I wasn't expecting so much humor, such good music. I'm totally fan now. Great work ! Keep it up !

[@InezDeG]

First Dave Days video I ever saw! Loved you ever since!

[@yeeterbone8020]

oh god! I'VE FOUND IT! i swear i have been looking for this for YEARS

[@jazzyparamonster]

This will always be your best parody! :D

[@MysteriouslyDifrent]

I just love your videos!! I listen to them non stop!!

[@StrangeActions]

I remember three years ago when I watched this. It was the first of many I've seen of DaveDays. Now I coe back to find the memories.... Where did these friends go?!?!

[@kelliwyld2113]

this was the very first Dave days video I've ever watched. tbt

[@fanniea4507]

I watched this for the first time when I was, like, 8 oh my god

[@elforest1808]

I was 11-12 when I watched it first

[@CaptianApe]

Daw you so young. I was 18 6 years ago when I saw this.

[@123eppe3]

Fannie A i was 13. Still good tho!!

[@juciekiss]

I was 10

[@i8ET]

This was so long ago, and it still cracks me up! I love Dave

[@RileySarah115]

omg! dave you do not know how in love i am with your videos keep it up dude! btw you ware awesome on so random

[@444stick]

Holy shit this is still on KZbin, I was 12 when I watched this. Still one of the best parodies made!

[@meghanferguson919]

I miss growing up on this 💕

[@EpicRainbowLollipop]

Back when you uploaded these vids I didn't have an account so i'm watching your older vids now and liking them :3 it is one hell of a trip

[@madisonfelan8759]

my first ever youtube video i ever watched still love it so much :)

[@pej95]

i was 17 now 30 i miss old days...

[@camnicole900]

Can't believe this was 6 years ago 👍😱

[@kotoura-san5654]

Camryn Jensen can't Believer this was 8 years ago!!

[@thomasforness8776]

Camryn Jensen can’t believe this was over 10 years ago

[@eastenders4k251]

11 years

[@devinhill2842]

I like Tacos, even after all this time

[@goldbowl9547]

12years OMG ㅠ.ㅠ

[@missmunk119]

I love looking through all Dave's old vids....

[@elliebartlett1316]

omg i love your videos your amazing you never fail to put a smile on my face i love you dont stop making these videos please xxxx

[@bellabells3648]

I miss this! 😢 10years ago i was so addicted to all of ur videos.. How are u doing? Godbless davedays

[@ftc786]

I was like 12 when I watched this time goes by so fast woah

[@CrystalGlowGaming]

and your now how old

[@lorden95]

Heyo now 4 years have gone by since you wrote that :O

[@shawnmcquate4178]

Rip the old YT. I still come back for classics like this

[@chazzamalfoy]

Ahhhhh the first ever video I saw of dave! It brings bak memories lol

[@DannysHits]

Your voice is so fuc*ing great! :O Best cover I've ever heard :3

[@liambaker3419]

I'm using this for my secret santa hint LMAO!

[@MaRRYetjuh]

guy you are genius!!! respect for your vids. KEEP IT UP!! =D. we love you Dave

[@flutterlime1945]

I don't know how old I was when I first watched this, but..... I still think this is my favorite video you've made!

[@offbeatkids1716]

stumbling upon all my childhood videos, wow. I was 11

[@r0xaLP]

you act like you are 30 now.....this video is just 5 years old.

[@Proxinem]

You're still a child.

[@Akikofuma]

My sister is your biggest fan! I bought your CD as a Christmas present for her. Greetings from Germany!

[@RileySarah115]

omg! dave you do not know how in love i am with your videos keep it up dude!

[@JulieWhiting]

I remeber watching this so long ago haha its still amazing

[@nemo0036]

Oh man, I love the mid to late 90's feel of this song!

[@menacinghydregion8893]

I was like 8 when dave days released this song

[@candybrine6423]

Nostalgia trip soooo bad! XD I think it's been 5 or 6 years since I last heard this.

[@kiarayoung1346]

Love it lol! You really now how to put videos together, Dave.

[@johannaalumbro1206]

I WAS TEN WHEN I FIRST WATCHED THIS OMG HAHAHA

[@isabelafechina4857]

I love your videos but, just saying, you have just one shirt?

[@jasperyong3258]

I think that to

[@MsLockerLuver]

This is the first dave days video i watched hahaha!

[@alleckragan290]

Yall are actually amazin 😍

[@ahheck6800]

Anyone else like me, and likes this better than the original? ;D

[@dianaalaniz3745]

yes

[@Twighlight21fan]

I WATCHED THIS WHEN I WAS 9 WHY

[@alaaayman9645]

good video dave i love all your videos

[@ThePakiSpice]

I keep telling myself this'll be the last davedays video I'll watch because it's 2am, but then I click on another one! xD

[@archanadnaik6245]

who is scrolling down the comments while watching the video??

[@cellerysandwich]

wth, i watched this when i was 10

[@jillbuote4865]

Same here! :)

[@nbmiata9507]

Omg this hit home in 2021 🤣🤣🤣❤️❤️❤️ much love

[@MichaelGetson]

Incrível como sinto hoje a mesma coisa que eu senti quando assisti essa paródia pela primeira vez quando foi lançada. Dave Days forever

[@guhada2162]

Dude, you're totally awesome :B and your friends as well! Greetings and laughs from Argentina :D

[@audreyherrera3196]

I watched this a few years ago. I just wanna say I love you and keep doin what you are coin

[@caseymack6304]

You make awesome funny vids, good job :)

[@hannahmattson6529]

I watched this video a long time ago and didn't understand but now I get all of it and its hilarious

[@XxMehnaz786xX]

This was the first ever video of DaveDays I ever watched =')

[@nikkibooboo2121]

I LOVE THIS SHOW

[@tamararox223]

i just realized this was uploaded on my b-day!!!! :)

[@blueeyesaf]

THIS is why I love Dave days. His parodies are what I always liked. I want more.

[@2000catnip]

Haha I loop loooooveeee your voice

[@TheShirey2015]

this was the very first video i've watched of davedays. (:

[@smoothkillaofficial3516]

2022 still missing dave days❤️

[@ggmfp]

no matter how may times i listen and watch this its funny as hell and i jam too it on my way to school:) ilydavedays cant wait for next tour:D

[@sunglasses327]

I almost forgot about this video! Glad I found it(:

[@karoline9js]

love it!

[@caronara7307]

this is amazing thanks

[@caronara7307]

your welcome very talented love this kind regards xx

[@ashleygonzales8145]

I was 13 when I first saw this video :) One of my favorite parodies then, and now. :) Still love this parody!!!! :) Time flies!

[@This1ssp4rt4]

wish you made more songs like this with the same style, 4 years and still listening!

[@mjjavier2596]

Im Your Biggest Fan Ever Dave. You Rock.!!!!!!!!!!! LoL

[@Angst_E]

lol i still watch hisbold videos ahahaha love the ikea one pahaha

[@bubblepielover]

aaww the 1st davedays video i watched!!

[@EkloMedia]

@yomykomy yah! never gets old haha, def. one of my fav dave videos

[@mikhail_thai]

Your parodies are so cute!!!!

[@prettykittty1020]

I love your video

[@livingthescream24]

My favorite of all the parodies

[@bobinthehome]

man, 2012 and still watching this xP great video

[@ForeverMolly07]

Freaking amazing

[@Dannyhinojosa2011]

LOVE IT

[@sarahchewvideo]

i love the background music

[@domenicazubay7356]

Oh my gosh.. I haven't watched dave days in FOREVER!!!

[@twiny234]

Love it

[@ryanbradford6227]

this is the vedio that started it all for me to want to get into singing thanks dave

[@spbob1o1]

Omg it's been so long I saw this when it first came out