Miley, You're a Good Girl (Jon Lajoie)

A quick song I wrote for Miley Cyrus. www.JonLajoie.com
Lyrics:
We want topless women in our music videos
We want pop stars acting like they're in a porno
You know we want it and we gettin' what we ask for
But when Miley does it we say "Oh my God No!!"
Why's she acting like a ho, this is so wrong, we all object
Where did she get the idea to act like a sexual object?
I suspect she is on drugs, I think she's losing her mind
Did you see her shaking her ass on TV, singing "Blurred Lines"
Which is such a wholesome song, I can't believe she ruined it
Her slutty moves made Robin Thicke look misogynistic
What a bitch, she makes me sick, doesn't she have ethics?
How dare she try to use sex to sell pop music!
We want topless women in our music videos
We want pop stars acting like they're in a porno
We want it and we always get what we ask for
But when Miley does it we say "Oh my God No!!"
The line's no longer blurred you crossed it and upset the nation
Don't get us wrong, we're super cool with objectification
But it's hard to watch you play that part, we've know you for too long
So please go back to singing the Hannah Montana theme song
And we'll go back to watching others do exactly what you did
And we won't be offended cause we can not picture them as kids
And we'll be cool with videos with women prancing around naked
And it won't be sexist as long as the song's a number 1 hit
We want topless women in our music videos
We want pop stars acting like they're in a porno
We want it and we gettin' what we ask for
But when Miley does it we say "Oh my God No!!"
Miley, oh Miley.
You're upsetting everybody
By being so slutty,
Unlike all the other pop stars....

[@kekkoB996]

Goddamn it's completely true

[@mkrump9403]

Yeah we got what we want! Question: is that list of wish make any sens? haha

[@LovelyMagpie]

I hated Miley until I heard this... I wish this had ten times more views because it is completely true and made me do a 180 in my view of her. Nothing else I read could make sense of it, but you did it in two-and-a-half minutes. You're a genius, Jon!

[@parkbenchproductions8761]

Word.

[@frostnoob6485]

2021

[@user-gb7bv4wo7o]

Still true in 2025 even after her accident...

[@sportlov12]

jon is seriously talented

[@evanobrien8662]

I love these little songs that jon does pointing out societies hypocrisies. Jons a genius!

[@sandpapersnail9615]

Do you see Batman's face grimacing in the lights?!?!!!!

[@ElpSmith]

+Sandpaper Snail Yes

[@TakumiJoyconBoyz]

+Sandpaper Snail This is the only time someone has said something like this where I agree.

[@damon2692]

+Sandpaper Snail No..........

[@UnashamedlyHentai]

Well I fucking do now. :)

[@johnsnow5167]

Ha ha ha. Yup!

[@McRichardz]

Dear god someone give this man a medal. So much truth.

[@Nomadicj27]

This was seven years ago and I still pop by to listen from time to time. 👌

[@R-R.D.77]

He should make something with Sasha Baron Cohen and Key & Peele...and maybe the fb guy that acts like a Skyrim-charakter sometimes Scarface or Keanu Reeves in John Wick...don't know the guys name... Anyhow they all should make a movie together!!

[@officialjosha]

I'm on the pursuit of happiness....

[@florkiler6242]

How did it go

[@allmyhomiesloveparsley]

@@florkiler6242 pretty well i'd say

[@Thetitwrench]

Wouldn't say I'm a Miley fan, but probably some of Jon's most genius writing

[@primatcity]

YOU STOLE OUR PINK FRAME! NOW YOU'LL HAVE TO FEATURE US!

[@draginator001]

4 reasons why you have to feature the Real Rosa Rand Gäng: 1. You stole their rosa frame. 2. You've got the same special humour. 3. You also do some funny rap things. 4. You're a good guy. Just do it, Jon. For your german fans *_*

[@slayerzmoody]

Lol you didnt invent frames or the color pink and theres also no patent for it under your name.

[@primatcity]

The Mighty Fall Official lol and you actually dont know irony.

[@KroddesheaD]

Jon Lajoie feat. Real-Rosa-Rand-Gäng .... that sounds so beautiful :')

[@seltheus9447]

I haven't looked up on your songs in a while, until i just recently started watching The League on Netflix, but after hearing this song, I seriously appreciate you a lot more, cause you hit the head on the nail with this song, when it comes to the hypocritical view of people and despite her "average music" that she does for the main demographic, you produced and made a song in defense for her. That to me shows great self awareness and awareness of how the world works and for that I bow down and respect you. Great song.

[@lluul5580]

I don't really know what your getting at, but she was on TV she said she did this because well she wanted to be talked about every second not every year so yeah. Your welcome . Not hating just wanted you to know 😃

[@capoman1]

The lyrics made total sense!

[@AlexanderMystery]

Hypocrites everywhere.

[@hereandnowxox]

mad cow ha

[@eyespelegode]

Really interesting song. Never thought of it like this. Love this way of making people think of social issues.

[@Princess0Alin]

this song is oddly addictive..

[@ItsameAlex]

Eliana you look like an angel :)

[@bestofthemalltbh]

@@ItsameAlex shut up

[@SeezMics]

Smartest song from Lajoie's catalog, which is saying something. Dude's a genius.

[@MrBnB4]

Just a shame he stopped making videos )':

[@MrRockbuddy9]

+Ben Beevor If you know why, you would stop too.

[@MrBnB4]

+MrRockbuddy9 what happened ??

[@MrRockbuddy9]

Ben Beevor ...

[@SuperGetlife]

And he made this song in like a day.

[@WhelmedButReady]

Haven't heard this in almost 3 years. It's still flawless!

[@drowking7001]

All Jon Lajoie's song will always be flawless.

[@martin128]

Really enjoy these songs from Jon Lajoie as it has real social commentary.

not only the lyrics... but the whole awesome stuff!!! i like the rythm... jon and his mirror. dont be afraid, it's somehow ok that we see ourselves in it.

[@azoriusherald]

Jon Lajoie nailed it once again.

[@danielkhokhlovich7146]

Awesome.

[@MaxSnowDude]

Jon lajoie knew what was up

[@Pweeton]

1 MILLION GO JON!!! WAITED 4 YEARS FOR THIS YES

[@cryptospuridium666]

Holy crap, it's been a year already?

[@Adnan-fc1wt]

+Orson Habgood Brown wtf so fast im getting fucking old

[@smashshred3249]

++JonLajoie LOL dumb ass

[@jonathanayala2776]

it's been two years

[@mikeelovesindie5881]

+Jonathan Ayala It's been 3 years now! Oh wait, no, it's still been 2. Ok, Iv'e seen were I went wrong here.

[@natattacc99]

+Mikee Loves Indie NOW it's about 3, right? :D

[@ZacCoxTV]

What is the background music from?

[@DinaKnows]

Music sounds like Persuit Of Happiness

[@kylenewt1987]

Catchy we need more !!

[@ShogunZumo]

Underrated song and artist. Idk how Jon isn't more famous

[@ZacCoxTV]

Thanks dude, I knew it sounded familiar!

[@David-xw2sy]

This is actually pretty true in most cases

[@rizzodaunkown]

This made my day

[@lexluther241]

LOVE the idea behind this.

[@marcctwain8504]

Great song, but the best part was the last two sentences to me. "Unlike the other popstars"..."Unlike the other popstars"

[@pretenditsagoodworld]

I don't understand all the thumbs down - I think this is great

[@jasonbabcock6607]

This is like my favorite song now lmao well done

[@ishypooful]

I love this good job Jon

[@user-hc8cn6uf8m]

jesus it's been 7 years?

[@randomatorPHD]

I have a newfound respect for Miley Fuckin' Cyrus.

[@tnicetrainer]

JUST AMAZING

[@RareSalmon93]

1 million subscribers! Congrats Jon!!

[@scottdevil9240]

How do so many people here not get this song? or Jon in general ? almost every song he does is ironic and being critical of our society and culture but people are too stupid to get any of it.

[@2chadreed2]

3 videos this year mate you have dropped the ball bro pick it up

[@JabariNuruddin]

He has his acting.

[@2chadreed2]

BindeDSA yes, but have you thought about what has made him a comedy actor? KZbin made him who he is

[@JabariNuruddin]

That is why it is good he still uploads. Expecting him to keep up the same amount of content with a new and more promising career is unreasonable. These creative videos are not easy to pop out one after another.

[@2chadreed2]

BindeDSA sure but he should still ake some time to make good funny videos as he used too famous or not

[@howee93]

Sorry do you have to rehearse for movies/roles? Well if you do, please tell me when you have the time to write/sing unique content to upload regularly. Welcome to the progression of stardom. You have to start somewhere and you then progress to somewhere else and focus on that. I think he's doing good to still be uploading somewhat.

[@nickownsyou1121]

Gold.

[@OneWithStride]

Awesomeness

[@Legion640]

Moral of the story: Miley is no different for every other dimwitted pop star.

[@OlafavonGoeding]

Moral of the story: Miley is answering the demand.

[@HierAsWell]

I love this song so much i wanna marry it - it's just so divinely true!

[@JohnAnnah]

YES Jon ! Just, YES !!! And thanks !

[@tetrahedrontri]

So glad you're back jon.

[@Nat-qy5lv]

this is kinda similar to "pursuit of happiness"

[@dotaboy888]

no shit

[@sarahcoeurnelle7642]

Why so many unlikes? Afraid of the truth?

[@chikorfrifayr2702]

every video i watch in this chanelle it make me sure u are the best

[@andisulanjana3299]

very good job jon! the song is so good!

[@C0r3ysHK]

who's watching this guy in 2016 I bet not many

[@jimzvelazco1509]

me.

[@lolmattk]

Me

[@ghomicide]

Me, and evidently you.

[@davidbregent393]

me too

[@joshuasteagall3317]

me

[@ruger51995]

I actually like this song it sounds nice and has a message u actually understand, like how hypocritical ppl are about miley

[@matts.1042]

Scathing social commentary and 100% on point. Hysterical is just a bonus.

[@Ellenigma23]

om my god, what a gem :)

[@126rollins23]

i couldve sworn ive heard this beat before.

[@calleythompson2781]

I'm sorry if you were just being sarcastic. I have trouble telling on the internet. If you didn't recognize it, it resembles Kid Cudi The Pursuit of Happiness.

[@126rollins23]

Calley Thompson pursuit of happiness has way more background sound and instruments than this. so no it does not sound like kid kudi.

[@alexbroGellungaRunga]

tryannosaurus flex I disagree, I immediately noticed the similarity,

[@lolzordje123]

Weezer - Jonas

[@126rollins23]

robert13605 sorry sweet heart your a little late.

[@GOWASHINGTONSTATE]

Reminds me of his Michael Jackson song - i.e. the media being hypocritical and the general population pretending they care.

[@CaliberKragan]

Double Amazing

[@ChokingWithaLink]

I love this.

[@cirdant]

It's end of 2014...Miley Who?

[@sprybug]

Love the song, but I don't want ho's in my music videos. I want talented individuals that actually move me.

[@JabariNuruddin]

Lies, all lies!

[@AKbroYEAH]

Flow for days Jon yaaaaaaa

[@homemaranha9399]

How could you whrite such magnificent music in less than two days... You're a genius, man...

[@ThaPrototype1996]

feature #RRG

[@gigglesvideo]

Trying to exculpate someone that promotes sexual perversion.

[@nonmagicmike723]

That's not what he's doing. He's pointing out the double standard.

[@HannahLouiseization]

Love the this!

[@AllanJeremy]

I wonder if miley watched this

[@vearheart42]

Want me to blow your fucking mind? This song isn't about Miley Cyrus. It's about how fucking sexist everyone is for slut shaming miley because she did what thousands of other women are allowed to do.

[@WorgenDeath]

vearheart42 It may be made to spread a much bigger message but that doesn't mean that miley isn't a important part of the song.

[@mlb5064]

If she was actually hot it would be different. I Would at least understand her attempt.

[@lilrewb4646]

i get the point of this video and i think its clever. but i dont want celebrities acting like sluts. porn and pop should be separate.

[@CletisVanDam1]

Great song, sums it up nicely.

[@SirNightmareFuel]

jonlajoie's music is always so original :D

[@CrimsonKay]

Awesome. Well put indeed!

[@IntergalacticSpaceKitten]

Lajoie was way ahead of everyone. He knew exactly what was up.

[@ichbindiefreude]

Great song Jon!

[@theritchie101010]

anoth great song man :D

[@StreetGambler91]

Great vid Jon

[@lasserrdamnielsen6655]

These lyrics are genius!

[@WritingKnightsPress]

Love this. Thank you

[@tioustone4959]

magic

[@pretenditsagoodworld]

So deep :) love it

[@johnnymain1772]

kickass

[@MrsMuffinPuffs]

THIS is why I love Jon Lajoie

[@hallen17ha]

This is so awesome hahah

[@mrphelpsjr]

I can't believe this song was so damn accurate. Thank you for this.

[@josephrulez2001]

Great song

[@alandershowitz6032]

Legendary singer

[@bruce88lee]

1 million!!!!!

[@ethanmontes1454]

Catchy

[@TheLIsForLegendary]

I love you for the jibes at Blurred Lines.

[@xNFxViruz]

Mad song congrats on the subs

[@bluestormbuddy]

awesome, nice job as always jon! you're really creative and have loved all your stuff. come out to Chicago sometime and perform!

[@maryraphael5198]

this song is just perfection.

[@maggierustico1332]

I love how when miley started twerking Robyn Thicke wasn't behind her. HE STEPPED behind her.

[@Gaarastruestluv]

this is a pretty epic song

[@karinvergara5152]

Jon as a composer myself i see you as the master of quan

[@williammichel952]

Pursuit of happiness

[@SynM22]

Genius

[@manuelhinojosa8052]

I like the beat!!

[@ImprvizThiNkiNReVoL]

This is a very good song..... Another inspiration boosting my detication