MILITARY FAILS PT2!! (REACTION)

[@jacoblyons4253]

Lmaoo. That “I forgot my Grenade” clip happened at my bct battalion😭 and that’s my drill SGT at the end💀

[@cielmoon7131]

Gold 😭💖

[@rafaelsanchezortiz964]

the real question is did they make it through

[@5oh_goon]

@@rafaelsanchezortiz964 of course, it’s the army.

[@g.ds.m3206]

Where in the video is that?

[@rafaelsanchezortiz964]

@@g.ds.m3206 its the one with the 2 battle buddies with the grenades

[@apextiger4459]

12:24 torpedoes have quite a bit of safety technology built into them Nowa days. They have sensors in them that keep themselves from blowing up if they get stuck in their firing barrel. They also have run time sensors and safety circuits to make sure they’re far enough away from the ship before blowing up. Source: 9years as a submarine sailor, MT1(SS)

[@maxmolidor]

Wasn't that thing a REXTORP though?

[@greg8360]

@@maxmolidor yeah so no worries

[@snakepliska837]

Imagine forgetting to remove the safety tab covering the saltwater sensor that activates the torp, sending it straight to Davie Jones.. Costly mistake.

[@damiangrouse4564]

@@snakepliska837 no big deal it’s taxpayers money…oh?!

[@gamer_not1257]

@@greg8360 how you know

[@travismartin2634]

He not only openly tells people to dislike the video if they didn’t like it, but also asks for feedback on ways to improve, +100 respect

[@Cap193.]

11:33 I love how all the guys run but cameraman is like “even if this blew up I got the cameraman plot armor” lmao

[@glfagle-grindle7754]

True

[@PeterRattin]

🤣

[@HettycTracyn]

It may have been a mounted camera in some clips…

[@jreyman]

DS: "You've used all the ammo in your magazine." Trainee: "How did this happen?" Me: Because this ain't Hollywood. Infinity mags don't exist.

[@Kaelipoli]

That magazine matched dudes I.q.😂

[@nonpartisangunowner4524]

6:50 The Soldier Clowns are the Greek President Guard. The style of their attire is a reference to the history of Greek military uniforms, and the pompoms on their shoes were meant to conceal daggers on the toe. This would be cool, if their shoes still had daggers and they didn’t march in a way which is meant to reference their unit’s history as cavalrymen. Also, Greece still has a draft.

[@CosmicLvL144]

The more you know🙌🏽🌈

[@Zach.1809]

Who’s idea was this? “Hey George we should dress our soldiers to look like retarded Spartans” I mean they are Greek

[@ScubaShark--8964]

@@Zach.1809 *_R*tarded Spartans lmfao-_*

[@that_one_bot1]

i thought the legs were prosthetic at first

[@JohnDoe-wt9ek]

@@Zach.1809 The Spaniards have one that legitimately makes their troops look *FABULOUS*.

[@loganschlinderer347]

dude, your military fails are my favourite. Always makes me laugh, i don’t mind the navy seals and sniper school reactions but these are by far the best

[@crashzone6600]

God the artillery one killed me. One of the hardest I've ever laughed at a clip. I know he probably has some broken ribs or is dead too, so I don't know why it gets me so much.

[@bossome-awesome447]

My guy got hit harder than Rihanna by Chris Brown

[@Toxicity825]

@@bossome-awesome447 bruh 🤣

[@fredvanweerd5197]

Why you laughing,,,, because,,shit.

[@pepega5560]

he he really dead?

[@Peaceful3arth]

@pepe ga If he ain't, at best, has multiple broken ribs and/or cracked sternum accompanied with severe skin hemorrhaging. At worst, a shattered ribcage, organ ruptures, and internal hemorrhaging that will require immediate medical attention.

[@daniatrenchs339]

I am not in the military, but I have worked alongside ex-military and veterans for a long time and I hear stories ALL THE TIME. love your channel. My brother put me one to it, it is the absolute funniest thing ever!!!! It just improves the day when you can have a good laugh. keep up the good work. I love the commentary and how much we can all learn. Can't wait for more military fails videos!!! Thank you all for your service.

[@Active-FN]

That last 1 had me dead 💀 🤣 bro that man became a god damn airplane is it a bird... is it a plane.... NO it's a flying soldier

[@falcat8991]

7:12 "This is like some Russian," I laughed so madly. Especially when these "Russians" said "Sheisse". I didn't know that German is a ubiquitous language in Russia.

[@Lengmooser]

wusste gar nicht das wir uns an Russland angeschlossen haben

[@falcat8991]

@@Lengmooser Es wurde einst von allen Menschen (vor allem in der Sowjetunion) gelernt, ich habe auch Deutsch in der Schule gelernt. Dann begannen alle Schüler, Englisch zu lernen. Leider sind meine Deutschkenntnisse jedoch nicht so umfangreich, wie ich es mir gewünscht hätte. Ich kann mir keine Zeit für seine qualitative Studie nehmen.

[@echnaton7218]

@@Lengmooser Nein Nein, wir haben es immer noch besetzt.

[@OniSyphon]

Yeah, you can see the German flag on the epaulets.

[@oxide9679]

The flecktarn pattern was a dead giveaway as soon as the clip started

[@thoserandomguys5444]

Dude I’m fucking crying trying not to wake my wife up from laughing so hard 🤣🤣🤣

[@redhdmomma7880]

Ditto! 😂😂😂

[@Skyried]

Bruh, legit. I was laying in bed watching and my wife told me, "if you're gonna be watching Nikko, you're gonna have to move further away from me. Since your laughing is shaking the entire bed".

[@carguy0389]

I’m in class watching this while everyone is taking a test and my instructor is looking at me like he’s gonna kill me 🤣

[@loganhealy9157]

These videos make me laugh at night for hours on end

[@sledge2105]

@@Skyried Lie more

[@michaelmiller6924]

Hi, I'm from Germany. The “unique” uniform is a traditional Greek military uniform called fustanella which is now only worn by the Presidential Guard. It’s a ceremonial uniform, it wouldn’t be worn anywhere else. The Soldier Clowns are the Greek President Guard.

[@charlesdonahue3667]

No wonder Greece is in such bad shape.

[@wardaddyborn2kill705]

Damn, greeks came up with all these beautiful monuments, statues and art, and the fucked up on a military uniform....i am sure they could have done better....just kidding...who am i to judge....

[@Knightblood1]

​@charlesdonahue3667 it's not a combat uniform.

[@Nightmare-sw5pi]

my mom was in the army, and she was dying laughing watching you

[@lynettetaravella2578]

I was an Army Reservist & Air Force Reservist. I'm also a mom & loved this video!

[@alfonsoPina]

"Drill Sergeants should be allowed to hit people." I TOTALLY AGREE!!!!

[@StAjoraGames]

I'm sure they used to be able to, but then like everything else people started taking it too far and new rules had to be put in place.

[@sez1742]

That’s where they got “beating sense into a person”. Also….pretty sure that’s where “wall-to-wall counseling” comes in handy.

[@nickOo3519]

"How did this happen Drill Sargent?" Fucking dead 😭😭😭 Nikko's response "I would've punched that kid right in the fucking face" I'm literally crying 😂

[@robert224538]

I'm Navy. I can tell you that yes though some of those torpedoes have timers. That one impaticular looks like the training torp. So yes scary. However there was not enough compressed air to push that thing out. The 50cal. Barrel falling off is most definitely because the damn thing was not put in correctly which in the navy gets you in to sooooooooooooo much trouble.

[@gozillabk]

Probably not helped by the fact the barrel would probably fall into the sea at which point good fucking luck recovering it.

[@loger_2floofyboogaloo278]

the old m2 browning had to be adjusted for proper head spacing or that would happen. not a huge deal. newer ones have that worked out.

[@Farimere]

And god those barrels were not light in the slightest. Good thing no one was underneath it.

[@itsbruce6305]

"I would've let go and be like. Oh look he's so strong"😂 that got me

[@AcornFox]

the battle buddies tripping together got me 😂😂😂

[@justnataliek]

13:46 As a Heavy Tow Operator….The FIRST THING YOU DO is secure the vehicle before you upright it!! As soon as you put your wench cable on, before the first button is pushed, you engage the emergency break! 😆 I can’t tell you how many times I’ve seen 18 wheelers roll the fuck back down the embankment!!!😂😂😂

[@firewarrior5828]

"The I forgot my grenade clip" Had him genuinely triggered XD

[@jordanhileman8307]

Lmfao at 12:35 “I’d be like wooo into the ocean”...hmmm, I guess suddenly a shark doesn’t seem so bad 💀😂

[@scuba3046]

i remember when i subscribe to you when you only had 500 followers and to see you grow bro motivates me and IM SO DAMN proud of you man. Keep grinding. the grind is real💯 congrats wit the 100k. only can go up from here 💯😭

[@PanzerWeeb3305]

That last video is the reason why breach guards exist. That recoil sent that man into the shadow realm.

[@TheYoloDonkey]

The shorts and reactions are LEGENDARY the commentary, energy, and jokes are always A1

[@TechMike10]

Dude your reactions are PRIME 😂

[@milleniumnorman4614]

Army 91F here. That last clip is devastatingly hilarious for the reason that his ribcage is gone. That barrel is 3125 lbs BY ITSELF. So imagine the force of 18 angry Silverback punching you in the chest simultaneously. You gonna forget how to breathe for at least 3 weeks

[@moementum_8869]

Dear god shouldn’t he have died?

[@milleniumnorman4614]

@@moementum_8869 you'd be surprised at how often people survive that thing's recoil.

[@moementum_8869]

@@milleniumnorman4614 the human body is a well oiled machine but the oil was spilled internally

[@siuchung9240]

Giving additional info here The last clip is from Taiwan The ROC army soldier was trying to troubleshoot the piece after a malfunction when the gun suddenly fired His rib cage was indeed fractured and liver was damaged as well

[@odinsheathen-kw3hy]

I love the fact that he points out how he failed at the tactical Flash oh Flash mistake or she says you're throwing a Flash in the room and an open door but he also missed the rabbit tripping up at the entrance and falling over and the rest just followed in after him

[@jaypayne2461]

As a Marine Desert Storm Veteran. This Cracks me Up. Especially your Ordnance Reactions. Keep it up

[@rynechristesen2392]

Your facial expression when the 50 barrel popped up put me on the floor 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@rsms4027]

Nikko on current video: "We're about to post a video twice a week" Nikko on every previous video: "We're about to post a video twice a week"

[@shoddytatti]

Your personality is literally PERFECT

[@moises4791]

Ok atleast we now know nikkos limit to enlist in the military is clown uniforms and clicky shoes

[@DuskReaper937]

1:13 It may make you sleep better at night to know that they were most likely shooting blanks since it was for a ceremonial thing

[@DrawThingsZach]

Pure entertainment at it's finest Outfknstanding.Great Content like always

[@hunterbrown1371]

Bro honestly the best ordnance fail reactions I have ever seen!!!! It’s good to watch someone that actually knows what’s going on! Keep it up bro!

[@jimbelter2]

Live grenade training, one trainee was doing all the right steps and then it came to cocking the arm and aiming. Once his arm was back, he released the spoon! 🤯. DI freaked out and kept telling him to throw it. After the 3d count he finally tossed it. DI grabbed pvt and threw him into the Foxhole. The grenade blew within a second of being released. Let's just say that DI lit his ass up once it exploded. Everyone was wide eyed behind the glass and couldn't believe what he had done

[@captainAlex258]

"drill sgt I think I dropped my grenade" lol

[@llamathrust8646]

I always thought drill Sargents were depicted as unreasonable angry people. I now know they are in fact, unreasonable calm people.

[@eliasgilmore2795]

How has nobody noticed how good Nikko’s hat is????🤣🤣

[@marinesheriff1141]

I love how you portray us marines. Make me laugh every time. Keep up the great work, and Semper Fi Army. USMC 99-07

[@armydoofus2952]

Your content is making my days while being deployed so much better, the laughs all day

[@michaelbateman8469]

That fall as they were doing a danger crossing @13:53 is common. Coming down that steep of a slope with a ruck, you forget that your center of gravity has changed. BUT, it's lesson that only needs to be taught once.

[@TheEckert01]

The "Tell me when to throw my grenade, battle buddy" bit immediately makes me think "Dude, what's my tattoo say?" "Sweet, what about mine?" "Dude, what's mine say?," etc. lol

[@RicoRodriguez-vs8le]

5:32 they should send the vase into combat

[@sephuris5555]

I got to talk to one of the drill Sargents when i was high school i asked him which group of recruits annoy him the most his response, "usually it a mix aboth city and country kids, the country kids pretty much know what their doing on the firing range so they tend to jump ahead without listening, city kids need constant instructions."

[@glfagle-grindle7754]

Yeah I get that feeling the country side kids in my class in 8th grade were able to do stuff on their own then the spoiled kids needed constant help

[@isaacsammy5616]

nikko looked soo happy talking about when he rode a camel it made me happy

[@alexeyrodokanakis8827]

Greek Evzones are the ceremonial guard of the tomb of the unknown soldier in Athens. The guys with the “dresses and Pom poms on their shoes”. It is an extreme honour to be accepted into the Evzones and the criteria for acceptance is extreme, such as being a minimum of 6.1 feet in height. The uniform has a complex historical significance, and is related to the Greek war of independence.

[@damiangrouse4564]

No doubt but…then shoes are funny

[@temosofthecommunistrepubli2637]

@@damiangrouse4564 they are meant to conceal daggers

[@FerretJohn]

Quite a few Royal Guards have strange uniforms, the Yeoman Warders in England for instance, and the Coldstream Guards with the big fuzzy hats. But don't let the funny outfits fool you, they're still Elite Soldiers.

[@Fishlips5409]

Whoa!! 1.1 million views!!! Get it Sgt Ortiz, get it!!!!!

[@PedroGuilhermeSchneider]

13:33 fine brazilian army moment, right there. Cheers from Brazil, mate!

[@gabrielangel589]

Como pode te br aqui também? Kkkkkkk salve!

[@williamkillian735]

To explain: you finish all the rounds inside your magazine and you step back behind the line to let another trainee have his turn to qualify

[@NBGGUNNER]

10:54 had me dying, the bit from without a paddle popped in my head "sir that is my grenade" 🤣

[@titan98761]

11:10 - Take this potato. LOFL - Now I have to subscribe to the channel.

[@gardianangel_ga8173]

nah you are so truthful and its so refreshing and I'm only 13 but I cant wait to join the British army and become an infantry solider. Love your content!

[@danagreene10]

The "SEE WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!" Drill Sergeant was my PLT SGT in Iraq 2010. I saw that clip way before it ever went viral

[@kaidorr5730]

" Battle buddies that do everything together are so cute." Me: I want someone that dose everything with me and isn't a Cd player 😣🤚

[@ethelann]

Need more 'Officer Doofy' impression! LOL

[@atunaisanaceno1588]

Weapons don't work. Has mag placed upside down... Reloads while fully exposed..... Me: "What what??" 😅😅😅

[@Hexen_Wulf]

You have some 'Just Got Back From Deployment And They Made Me A Drill Sergeant' energy.

[@mmslly1]

10:40 i was pretty confident we were about to see Nikko have a stroke or pass tf out 😅

[@tauhidsiam6563]

💀

[@ryanrahebi9490]

Dudette I laughed during this whole clip…arguably the best reaction to this clip I’ve ever seen…I ain’t laughed this hard in a minute lol

[@benji5635]

I just can't get over the fact that Niko sounds exactly like my old drill sergeant 😂😂😂😂😂

[@magnusthered4973]

2:10 you missed the guy falling through a door way 🤣

[@melgillham462]

That last one floored me.🤣 almost yelled "lean in to the recoil !🤣 why the hell would you stand behind a reciprocating barrel..

[@mattkelly2004]

He has the best military reactions on KZbin

[@jakep290]

You should do this reacts series as each branch. You’d get 6 times the content for each video/s you react to, plus it’s entertaining and funny AF and will definitely get you all the tacticool bitches, crayons, potatoes, goggles/fins, aviator sunglasses, and baby daddies… I mean hair bows you could want! Love your content, keep it up! Viagra as needed!

[@jamesbarker5254]

Yo from 10:18 to 11:00 I lost my SHIT. His reaction killed me. Best military fails react period. Like part 1 and 2 no ones even close

[@stevencorrales7057]

Solid as Always💪🔥Keep It up brotha

[@DYoung33]

As a former 13D/13J, seeing homie get anime punched by the howitzer was freaking awesome hahaha hope he recovered from it. BOOM, ARTILLERY!

[@BostonRoger]

“I dropped my grenade over there” FUUUUUUCK 😂😂😂😂😂 bro I haven’t laughed this hard in a while

[@TheRealGh0st141]

These are great, mate. Cheers.

[@x4narizu4x]

Omg ur fkn hilarious. Love ur content. How about a series where you alternate between reacting like you're different branches. Like maybe next reaction video is Navy reacting and then the video after that could be space force reacting🤣🤣🤣

[@whitewolf6605]

14:18 Halo gravity hammer be like...

[@rickskeptical]

Old retired AF fart here, now working for Navy. Have Army and Marines in the same office. Love your short vids. Hilarious. Keep it up.

[@19delta25]

Robin Sage or the clown shoes 😂😂😂😂??? The Drill Sargent has PTSD from this shit

[@baloneyalpha]

Hey Nikko I just wanna quickly thank you for this video. On 8/20/2021 I was tested positive with covid and I’ve been struggling through this phase and nothing had made me laugh until I saw this video, keep doing what you’re doing and making others laugh brother🙏🏻

[@sledge2105]

Why are you telling us? It’s also your fault for not following safety precautions.

[@unlinked069]

@@sledge2105 damn that’s cold but your right it is his fault and problem

[@arandomperson7043]

He could've still followed them and got covid. They just decrease the risk.

[@lostboyjc1041]

My favorite part of this video so far is 7:47 and his reaction 🤣

[@nivaldoschmiedel8245]

13:42 when the guy recording just says "puta que pariu cara" is amazing

[@opilabird824]

in 7 years i'm going to be in the military and watching these videos is really showing me what military life can be

[@FeminineDevourer]

That battle buddy pair are equally as incompetent I swear they are 1 upping each other the entire time - I love it haha haha!

[@lover101cg]

That “nope into the ocean woooo swan dive” fucking sent me!!!! 🤣🤣

[@kgallowaypa]

Lemme see some SW reaction videos - start with EOD my man

[@305v6stang]

PJ

[@KevinKevinGame]

not sure what he can talk about much with special operations, but that would be cool to see

[@kgallowaypa]

@@KevinKevinGame Theres tons of videos about different pipelines in each branch

[@chadmichael1218]

His reactions are better then the content 🤣

[@austinwoodruff3386]

RPG fails Every body:🏃🏻‍♂️🏃🏻‍♂️🏃🏻‍♂️🏃🏻‍♂️ The camera man:👁👄👁

[@the_Predator95]

Wait at 2:10, the First guy that walked into the building when the guy threw a flash bag tripped 🤣

[@michaelrogers1885]

Lmao I'm fucking dead 😂😂😂😂 your reaction to some of this was absolutely hilarious and brought back some hilarious memories

[@rayotoxi1509]

12:38 i thing for the fan to do it it first needs to spin and its not in water so it probly didnt start spinning And there might be a safety system like in rpgs where it first needs to fly 5 m and then its armed

[@Saint_BehindAKeyboard]

Definitely need a part 3 for sure 😂

[@JoaoPauloRajao]

Bro. You had me rolling with your comments. Love your content. Keep it up!

[@Air_Force_Monke]

Bro the "officer doofy reporting for duty" had me on the ground xd nice work Nikko

[@masonandrew5969]

1:22 see how Nikko says "not again" feels bad

[@jehoiakimelidoronila5450]

11:32: cameraman just casually walks away while mortar team runs for their lives... 🤣

[@ryanrahebi9490]

So I’m not entirely sure why this got recommended to me but holy fuck I thank the KZbin gods that it was I haven’t laughed this hard in a fucking minute dude…great vibes great video KEEP EM COMING BITCH!! (sorry but that’ “throw your grenade bitch!” is still fresh in my mind I can’t stop laughing holy shit dude…best reaction to that clip I’ve EVER SEEN)

[@michaelvelik8779]

Handling live grenades always sharpened my focus. Number one rule, once the pin is out, Mr. Grenade is no longer your friend.

[@DSToNe19and83]

“Tell me when to throw my grenade Sargent” Just start throwing tomatoes at the guy!

[@BLITZYY-422]

8:41 just emagine if there was an few alies there were the missle landed

[@POTheta001]

@11:00 HOW DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN? In basic training (Fort Sill 2004) we got to throw exactly ONE live grenade and there was no way we could lose it. We had to hold it with both hands from the bunker where they were handing out the grenades all the way to the station from which we were throwing. And the whole time we walked we had to say "right right right right right" or "left left left left left" depending on which hand we were going to throw with.

[@IncendiaT1990]

Same with Fort Jackson (2013). I don't remember doing what they were doing at 11:00 but 🤷🏼‍♀️ Also, I'm pretty sure my DS would've straight killed us if anyone in our platoon was that jacked up. Smh

[@Hadar1991]

0:56 This is from my home country - Poland. If that would happened to me I would just lay down and wait for the adrenaline go out so I would know if I had head blown out or not. Definitely not continue with drill. xD

[@kaylafyi]

Man your videos makes me want to join the military strictly for the comedy that comes from it at times 😂😂

[@kellylatten8164]

Bro, all I've ever seen was your shorts on TikTok, this shit had me fucking struggling not to wake my daughter up with my laughter 🤣 I fucking love it man. Definitely hitting that bell. First channel I've ever hit the bell on lol

[@mimilavoz5175]

Love your videos, Nikko!! Literally makes my day. PLEASE make more of these types of reaction videos. Thank you!!