Military members that “dip” be like.

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[@logz3982]

That last one was 100% on point😂

[@joeroth7140]

I’m in the military and dip. This is hilarious 🤣

[@WEBBY321]

We had a problem with people leaving their dip bottles in random ass places in the shop and sometimes they didnt have lids. I accidently knocked one over and lost my shit. Never pulled rank in my life until that shit happened.

[@hypeman1825]

All good bro. Honestly valid to pull rank on that bs lmao. I wouldn't even be mad if it had been me taking that L. Those dip bottles be DISGUSTING😂

[@allyourpcarebelongtous8744]

The dip briefing one got me. It's so fing hard to take someone seriously when they're doing that sh-t.

[@trapbois4573]

A battle I know who dips told me he filled a coke bottle to the top with spit and another soldier mistook it for his coke. Dude vomitted after.

[@riftsplitter2159]

That is so gross.

[@1thegreaterone]

I used to use a coke bottle because it was less offensive looking when you expect that color but it always had my name and initials in sharpie

[@TommyTombstone]

Never ever take a sip from your spitter. It's something that takes a few minutes to recover from.

[@jasonshink6589]

Battle...number 1 word of a POG

[@TommyTombstone]

@@jasonshink6589 yupp

[@Jawad_Muhammad]

I’m a parole agent in Scranton PA and before that I was a Corrections Officer and This shit is so accurate for law enforcement. I’ve seen dudes full a bottle in less than 8 hours. 🤢

[@harrisonbuck2749]

I’ve seen inmates dry the spit in spit bottles stolen from co’s to then use to make cigarettes

[@bodmongamers]

@@harrisonbuck2749 that’s top 5

[@This_Guy18]

that’s normal to fill it within 8 hours, lmao

[@trevordurkin1940]

@@harrisonbuck2749 that’s the single most disgusting shit i have ever seen or heard in my life and i’ve seen a man blow his face off with a shotgun only to survive and gurgle blood from what remained of his throat… sorry for the gruesome imagery but yea

[@Big_Boss14]

so dip is basically chewing tobacco?

[@max1mus232]

Used to dip cope all the time but I was still astounded when I saw a 1sg throw in a fat hog as we were bout to step off on a 12 mile ruck

[@frosty762]

1ST sausage alpha energy

[@a4f4e4]

@M K that describes my 1st Sgt perfectly. Complete badass.

[@MrDgm1995]

Fat dip at PT, Fat dip in the office, Fat dip during meetings, Fat dip all day. Mud jug makes discrete flask shaped spitters you can use or get you a coffee cup with a lid just clean it every day

[@kingjames8402]

We had a senior in the squadron that always had dip in. He gives his portion during a briefing and the commander asks him why he’s dipping during a briefing. The senior says “because we can’t smoke anymore” before spitting into his bottle.

[@Backwater-wanderer]

That is freakin legendary! 😂

[@markbrennan1393]

I almost threw up watching this because its so honest. Dip and piss bottles in the desert were so fu#cking disgusting. I served with this Cowboy from NY that use to do a re tred. You'd just find random dips that he would leave out in the tent and he'd come back a day or two later and start chewing them again. On my first deployment one of the towers we worked was on the edge of a ravine. The whole area was littered with dip and piss bottles that people had thrown out from the tower. I saw some TCN's out there picking them all up one day, and it filled up the truck beds of like 3 Kia Bongo's.

[@carsonkouts]

those poor bongo trucks man. the shit we put those things through downrange

[@tristinkirby]

Lol always on the search for a bottle 🤣 I preferred dipping over smoking I've quit both now but I did truly enjoy dip

[@user-ze6vh4ez6k]

There's one-quarter filled dip bottles everywhere in my shop. People just don't put them up or away. I'm the only one who doesn't dip so they can't come for me about it, but if I did, they'd make sure I got a "talk" 🙄

[@knightmarefuel4499]

Had to throw a pinch in after watching this 💯

[@RhetoricWolf]

Such a filthy habit that I got from being in the military and EMS. So glad to have kicked it! 🤦🏽‍♂️

[@markrhode6500]

This is so fucking beyond without a doubt true. They spit so fucking much to the point they break rank mid formation to spit or even spit over your shoulder or into puddles. Shit is the nastiest thing Ive ever fucking seen in my life. If i see someone dipping I will NOTTT fuck with them heavy no matter how much they talk to me because of how fucking disgusting that shit is

[@mfenix911]

My team leader used to spit in the back of the HumV where our gear was. I was tempted to lose rank decking his ass.

[@spirit_shadow9590]

"I don't care. You doubted me." Hahaha 💀

[@carsonkouts]

I remember when they tried to ban smoking on the compound but didn't say shit about dip because all the PSGs and 1SGs dipped. thought people were going to burn the place down

[@lifeisa.smalllesson333]

I snatched my battle buddy off his bunk and beat him up one time cus he fell asleep w a dip can on the top bunk and then it fell and splashed on my face and pillow while I was sleeping.

[@rebd00mer93]

It sounds like the tobacco from the can fell on your face? If thats true then youre a punk for beating someone up over something that small. But if you meant that his spitter bottle fell and got on you then ya, definitely warranted.

[@lifeisa.smalllesson333]

@rebd00mer93 no his can of spit fell and hit my foot locker and then covered my face w his spit and dip. We had spoken about this several times previously as well. We had fought many times already in training and he new I'd win so he didn't want to fight. He didn't want to stop dipping in our sleeping bunk either. So when the dip fell on my face, it was well over due for him to take a little beating. But here's a caviat for u. In the long run it hurt me badly. I went from having the second moat high speed soldier as my battle to a fuck tard....then I has to drag his ass all over the battle field and eventually I got badly injured in combat due to his incompetence.

[@DocM.]

2:07 I can't 😂 you stupid bro! 🤣 Thank you to all our active military and vets! You are loved and appreciated ❤️

[@tacticaldoodle9083]

The point in the ocean made it for me 😂

[@MrWilk_Firearms]

You forgot the spit bottles rolling around at the bottom of the work vehicle and on the dash.

[@jojorobino5312]

I used dip a few times before, I couldn't continue because I hated having to spit. The nic hit was nice but the constant need to spit just got annoying, inconvenient and gross.

[@taemien9219]

One of the nastiest things I've ever seen was someone using one of those bottles in a MRE bomb. The smell across the motor pool was atrocious.

[@DJDLeanHDtv]

The middle scenes was funny when grabbed the other soldiers drink

[@katekat1064]

Ugh... I'm a nurse and spit/respiratory secretions are my kryptonite.

[@NoriMori1992]

Lol so that is a real thing. I've been reading some Glowfics about an EMT, and she hates respiratory secretions even though she has no issues with blood and poop and vomit and all that jazz. Wasn't sure how realistic that was, guess it's pretty realistic.

[@katekat1064]

@@NoriMori1992 oh yes.....I can't even stand to clean someone's dentures

[@RealKorean]

I was weapons loader on flightline at Kadena. Bruh this shit is gross. Bottles were roll around in truck

[@rotimiraphael9783]

Much love from me from 🇳🇬

[@713stn]

you boys fucking nailed it 👏👏👏👏👏

[@ddoperations2768]

Brothers dip ? Never seen that.

[@blount99RT]

Digging through the trash for a bottle to spit in, YUP! So accurate!😆

[@2434fhi]

The similarity in military behavior across the world never ceases to amaze me 😂

[@russellwright1422]

That’s so true!!! ILMFAO!!! I have reached and grabbed a random bottle out of the trash can in the Armory a few times. Was like “we’re all family here.” But that was before COVID. I have propped my feet up and plopped my spit cup down on my S-1’s desk, which offended him and I didn’t care because he was a PVT.. Since then, he’s become a Warrant Officer, so now I care about what he think’s so I loose the snuff before walking in. Hey, that’s just how it works!

[@camo3603]

" you done with that? No. Too bad" 😂😂

[@realgorillapanic7483]

bruh you should see maintenance... but this whole video was nothin but facts, especially the "let me know when you done with it"

[@michealb7681]

You guys are awesome🤘

[@t436]

USAF is where I seen dudes do patch, dip and drink with the dip in 😂. What’s worse to find in the Humvee on shift change, dip bottles or piss bottles?

[@hillsr]

@0:11 simple instructions Hooah 😂

[@dwiseus]

It’s almost ignorant how much this shit is spot on lol.

[@JoeyMace28]

Astoundingly accurate.

[@ryanstorm3773]

Spot on. Nice job.

[@DiEGo924040]

They really do be like that! 😂🤣

[@andrewtrujillo8261]

Congratulations on 1 mil

[@nancyalvarez7021]

He hit a lick on a damn Gatorade bottle 🤣

[@desconocido393]

I remember I was thirsty one time and my friend had a few foosacklys cups on his night stand and I knew one of em was my water….boooi I grabbed the wrong one chugged a bunch of dip spit🤢🤮

[@elijahjones6700]

The roll had me weak😂

[@anthonyb5036]

My drill sergeant always used to do this shit. Was infantry of course

[@DJDLeanHDtv]

Lol it's crazy because now everyone is infantry , I joined 2017

[@DJDLeanHDtv]

During Times Of War

[@jarodjones4796]

Hahaha So right. Didn’t realize how bad we were until this video. Reminds, me gotta stop for a can before work.

[@HD-gn6ej]

I remember that one of my drill sergeants was definitely like that

[@xRIGGSx1992]

just missing the dudes that spit all over their vics during gunnery lol

[@deandrepenn9686]

I could not stop lol that shot was me 100%... grunts got to dip indoors way more than POGs.

[@troyturner2013]

Yep that is the truth. Those bottles are worth gold.

[@ACOG_batteries]

Accurate!!! Your other videos are funny but this is accurate

[@FreakinfreakInfreaki]

This is accurate for just anyone that dips honestly.

[@brandonhosman4836]

As a US marine that dips alot this is exactly true

[@iamaloafofbread8926]

Cool... I didn't know what dip was, but now that I figured it out, I wish I didn't know it... thanks guys. ;-;

[@charlesmcgregor737]

🤣🤣🤣The man is here

[@mikepaul3200]

Dude. The mre tea mix is the same color as dip spit bottle. I got out of the hummer in 06. Took a piss in the bushes on some road in iraq. Reached in to my tea on the radio. Grabbed my spit bottle and chugged half of it before my brain caught up with what I was doing. Holy hell. Bad day.

[@screamingeagle11b]

I remember coming to the army from Baltimore in 09 not knowing what dip was, my Drill Sgt was asking me did I dip but me being green to such things thought he said something else 😂until I realized he really said and what it was lol, I felt violated until I discovered what he really said lol

[@poglifeactual7936]

Bro, this video is hard facts

[@FlyingGentile]

Had a roommate in SF techschool……brooooo had the bottles everywhere! 🤢

[@howie3601]

My recruiter in 2015: "you alright with tobacco?" *Proceeds to take a water bottle and spit in it.

[@himehime1629]

lmao my recruiter right now dips

[@hfishball11258]

You come back!

[@TheGanonking]

My boy Goodson use to be on SGT Zeigler lol

[@patrickmackinder8616]

I started to read the comments but then the need to throw up was overwhelming.

[@bagelsecelle9308]

Every Combat Arms in the World. Yes, in the World, fucking dips. I tell you that base on experience

[@BOASTEMS]

this guys funny as shit lmao

[@Misfit636]

I dip with my big league chew 😏

[@GatorGreenGladiator]

Dude packs HEATERS!!! I always leave an empty bottle or 2 in the truck. 16oz Gatorade bottles are gold 👌. Perfect size and if need be, you cam clean them out for 1 more go real nice.

[@tuisteven7163]

Mean vid keep them coming FM Tee in New Zealand

[@lesterpalenzela0134]

I feel fucking attacked

[@Undertaker93]

Remember trying dip my first time in AIT Never again will I touch that stuff made me nauseated to the point of lying on the ground almost pukking

[@Saanonymous80]

Rookies. Everyone knows to Upper lipper dipper, so you don't have to spit

[@shawnthomasbrown3867]

This is accurate as fuck🤣🤣🤣

[@uffu2490]

The 75th taught you well 🦅🦅🦅

[@robertolobato1955]

Im dead why this so true 😂

[@flannelpillowcase6475]

and that, kids, is how you get mono

[@wayneisname4544]

I had no idea what zen pouches were until we did FOD walks on the flight line and I picked them up 💀🤮 I just leave them there now lol. I figured it out later when I saw someone spit one out 😭 For those who don't know: FOD stands for foreign object damage. If a plane engine sucks up a rock or anything from the ground, it causes damage. So the whole squadron walks the entire flight line and we pick up any foreign objects we see laying on the ground.

[@DJDLeanHDtv]

I'm start doing military skits 😂

[@redacted5752]

Zyns definitely tone down the spitting

[@smurff813]

“Move to the right” 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿💯💯💯

[@TommyTombstone]

Judging by all the people in the comments losing their shit, I'm guessing most of y'all weren't in a combat MOS 😂

[@baddog9320]

Real dippers don't use bottles. Real dippers don't spit.

[@jenkinsbushae1063]

So true. Sf guys kill me 😆

[@robrock1383]

Yeah dip on mayne

[@figueroa2191]

🤣🤣🤣 Im crying it’s so true and so disgusting never understood it lol I knew a guy who stopped chewing tobacco to start chewing cbd lol

[@dashyz3293]

Question... What's dipping? is it the one on urbandictionary where it says you place tobacco between the gums and the lower lip?

[@anactualfingbottleofranch747]

Yes

[@SP7000SP]

How you not know what dipping is? Are you even American!?

[@JohnCoffins]

At least he's dipping Grizzly and not that nasty shit.

[@Merrberry95]

I love this

[@RealBSantiago]

This is so legit lol

[@Edmondson_Avenue]

I work in construction and people be leaving this shit all in the newly constructed buildings and piss bottles they be taking shits 💩💩 in buckets and in unoccupied rooms in the corner or closets, some spit the dip on the floor we call the cat or geese turds, you'll see these bottles all outside in the grass and dirt baking in the sun waiting for somebody to fall on it smh nasty, and that's how they be, "hey bud are you done with that bottle?"

[@benjaminscott1927]

You ain't been dipping long enough if u don't gut.

[@NemoNusquam-o5u]

0:38 alright, who left the sticky note pad on the floor?

[@masesitagata6986]

Yo I'm dying

[@joshharrison1169]

people that dip are some of the nastiest people, always leaving dip bottles everywhere

[@dave2808]

First things my Chief said to me: do you swallow your shit? No, I got a bottle. Always make sure you got a bottle before putting a pitch in

[@austinwilson5876]

Seems like my defenders who are CATM dip the most.

[@skii1410]

Brooo yesss, and when they don’t put a cap on or cover it up, so I have to see their dirty spit floating in an open bottle 🤮🤮

[@tylerperkin8883]

Lmao this shit true as fuck i be doin the same shit fr

[@aidantyson864]

Have a TSgt in my shop take a monster can from the trash that was buried under trash to use as a bottle

[@AnakhaKG]

Looks legit to me

[@limegreen1548]

Oh my lol!!!!... 🤣🤣🤣