Military TikTok Fails... Part 16

[@gustavogerminiani]

If you live in a fucking warzone and complain about the food, you are not hungry enough

[@icecoldpolitics8890]

fun fact the MRE he was eating wasn't properly prepared hje was complaining about the MRE while not cooking it right

[@Mrunknown27623]

​@deadchannel1905yep damn right, if the military makes food its gonna taste like shit and not like a Steak from a 5 star restaurante

[@IanPlayzIDK]

yeah so true

[@shiroyasha4995]

what did you expect from these sand people? all they do is complain and do jihad

[@weezy9681]

​@deadchannel1905 but I think he didn't prepare it right wither, so that's user error

[@lucaswasieleski6454]

Civilians in Vietnam started eating bugs to survive through the war. I'm sure they would have enjoyed the MRE over eating tarantulas and giant water bugs.

[@tonytran1841]

My family sure wouldve

[@5_qm610]

The black dude in storage XD fuck that was too good

[@HiHi_Its_TyTy]

I was just boutta comment this

[@jamesbaker9096]

That was fucking hilarious, dark humor for the win

[@tommyedmondson6577]

Holy shit dude. "XD"

[@mistylake9328]

Stowage

[@BuddyStevens-k8s]

dark humor lol

[@welerzz]

That MRE dude was ridiculous. MRE's aren't meant to taste good they're meant to nourish and get some calories and carbs in you. They're meant to keep you alive not be a 5 star meal that tastes good. They should be grateful they at least have something being donated to them and aren't starving

[@n3v3rforgott3n9]

he also either purposefully left out the main meal or the people he bought it from kept it.

[@newfthedog]

Funny enough, most MREs *do* taste good imo

[@tonypeppermint5329]

​@@n3v3rforgott3n9I lean to the sellers keeping the better stuff.

[@ben252]

There was also news about the US sending expired mre's, aswell as barely any food considering how many people there are in Gaza.

[@n3v3rforgott3n9]

@@ben252 MRE's do not expire till decades past the best used by date. So the better thing would be for the US to send nothing?

[@zehfox2719]

My thoughts with the airdrops were always “hey weren’t you guys eating dirt and animal feed yesterday? I’d say a garbage cracker is an improvement, so let’s give it to someone who appreciates it” and “well if it tastes so bad, clearly you’re not the person who needs it because you aren’t desperate enough to eat anything to survive”

[@Sarspariila]

Bloody oath, it’s a privilege to get that help, not all countries do. My lord that person was ungrateful af.

[@msgoblue71]

I love Nikko "trying" not to look at the hot gurl! 😂 especially with his legs going back and forth! Makes me think that his parents had their hands full when he was a child! 💙

[@potato_duud6166]

if i would be in a situation where my country was being bombed or invaded or whatever and we were running low on food and a country decides to start dropping us food even if it tastes bad i would be thanking them every day because at least i have something to eat now

[@ToFuDriverS14]

I wouldn’t even be dropping food for them animals.

[@aidan_the_fnaf_fan_1983]

@@ToFuDriverS14 well thats a bit far

[@Mrunknown27623]

​​@@aidan_the_fnaf_fan_1983 tbh he is kinda right because what do the US or any Western contry gain from giving them food? And no im not for either Israel or Hamas before anywone starts dropping some words on me

[@aidan_the_fnaf_fan_1983]

@@Mrunknown27623 I agree. Im on neither side aswell. I dont wanna get political. When someone asks me about it I usually ignore them or say neither, then they make up sh1t and put words in my mouth 🙄

[@Wumbusfungus]

@@aidan_the_fnaf_fan_1983I like ur pfp 👍

[@paulis7319]

6:15 "Nothing can compare to the bullshit I dealt with in the military" is the realest shit I've heard all day!

[@humanbean5878]

That Gaza dude is craaazy

[@martinlarsen7354]

Nah, he's just lying for internet brownie points, notice how he didn't show the main?

[@xShadow_God]

He isn't Gazan, he is Canadian. Nikko had it backwards. The Canadian peanut butter wasn't imported to Gaza, the MRE was imported to Canada.

[@quinton7854]

no nikko that flirting with death on a ship isnt a thing, if someone finds out oh he will be sent up

[@Cierbhal]

Ayo, I joined the Army at 27, my name was Old Man River. Only person in the company older was the diamond.

[@karlewers3520]

Diamond?

[@Cierbhal]

@@karlewers35201SG or First Sergeant . The rank is 3 chevrons and 3 rockers with a diamond in the middle.

[@McDuggets]

@@karlewers3520its a rank

[@cplmajbox7629]

@@karlewers3520first sergeant

[@s.d.bobplissken5674]

Goddamnit Nikko the little kid leg kicks just got me laughin too hard.

[@offender0]

9:13 if they're going to complain about how donated food tastes after asking for food saying they're starving then they aren't starving enough. Withhold all future aid. I've ate MREs, while they're not the most tasty thing in the world, they're serviceable and will keep you alive.

[@listentoyourvibes]

i was about to say, if it taste like shit, dont fuckin eat it. STARVE!

[@elonmusket6773]

love MRE's yes they are not the best but i think they are tasty

[@300spartan2222]

Polish MRE's are good as fuck sometimes I oder one just to eat it cuz I don't want to cook ^^ Niko Ortiz if you wan't one I could send you one^^

[@jacobburns1095]

So far I personally have only seen "influencers" say that the MREs are not good enough and all that. But is this also something that the people who are actually starving in Gaza think? I haven't seen anything about them not eating the food we send. And people that are starving generally don't care what they eat as long as it's edible.

[@alyalonzo6887]

The guy isn't even in Gaza , he sounds a bit Canadian

[@Azmodon]

8:15 based on the accent, clothes, and "our"... that dudes actually from Canada, Ontario specifically, local to but not in Toronto

[@tonypeppermint5329]

Yeah, has to be.

[@157RANDOM]

Yea, sounds like maybe Scarborough, Pickering, sorta area.

[@jasonmcfidgityfigMDXLIV]

so yeah the dude went to gaza to "learn how to be a nurse" a few years back after finishing uni or whatever

[@peew1020]

Sounds like Brampton, barely Canada.

[@carsonkouts]

Not gonna lie when I graduated basic and went to AIT the airline lost almost all my bags and sent them to the wrong destination. Who was wearing his dress shoes with his jeans and t-shirt for a week? this guy.

[@MalificPlaza]

5:05 bro said "put the black dude in storage"

[@themagentleman6735]

The MPs showing up at the barracks for a Black guy joke was good, it happened more than once at mine in the Navy, every time it was a black guy trying to hide a gun in the woods behind our barracks.

[@msgoblue71]

Nikko's branches are wayyyyy better! 😂💙

[@Jaxy132]

9:55, the little feet kicks😂😂

[@CruzorForBruzor]

Any time Nikko uploads, my day instantly gets better

[@corie_1032]

The chick at 10:00 is straight up advertising herself 😂

[@faasnuhind8578]

Gotta love people in Gaza saying they need food, then complaining that they got mass dropped food and it wasn't all the halal meals.

[@martinlarsen7354]

Which is crazy since they dropped the vegetarian stuff which is halal by default. Leaving aside that in starvation situations the restrictions are lifted, so it's all BS.

[@BattleB3rry]

I don’t so no problem there. They should have just pork in the next care package lol

[@alexbarlow9205]

Bacon good halal boring 😂😂

[@Jensen1b7]

Always a great day when nikko posts!

[@langer-h9g]

real

[@cjcatcher2334]

Fr fr fr😊

[@RhettCleary-gt5fm]

You know it

[@witch_wood]

5:28 bros hairline was in the negatives

[@karlewers3520]

3 chicken nuggets says he has a 6 head 😂

[@lilmomma-c9z]

The lady who said marines are @-holes 🤣🤣🤣 she’s got experience … probably got her face on the “don’t date boards”

[@karlewers3520]

That’s real I thought my buddy was making a joke 😂😂

[@ihysharky]

Bro was not supposed to be there on the ship 💀 that’s right next to the catwalk on a carrier around the flight deck 💀💀

[@brandonreed9508]

My guy, That MRE is meant to keep you from starving to death! It's not a 5 star meal, it's a MRE. I like em TBH.

[@roninfun2165]

They put the black dude in storage had me rolling my 😂 😂 😂

[@wiesty78]

That trashed barracks room was an "In and Out" waiting to happen.

[@lionrolon4165]

This mans should play that's not my neighbor. id love to see how he reacts to the doppelgangers and it's an "important job" in that universe

[@thisguytrucksoldtrailer6875]

LMAO "They put the black guy in storage" LOO 5:10

[@eaglecurtis]

3:10... it is so much worse on ship heads... those things have a tendency to, flow in reverse... if you catch my drift. and yes... everything that failed to make it the final destination is coming back out when that happens. i have seen a hea flooded by about 2 inches up with shit everywhere. and that in this clip here at the time mark... is a ship head

[@autumnreacts10]

That guy's in for a rude awakening when the peanut butter kicks in. lol

[@Bigman_GamingVR]

0:51 What?!? All he did was yell at him?! I had to do 8 count push-ups for over 6 hours for falling asleep during a class in Basic

[@sgt_s4und3r54]

I mean, I never enlisted but when I was hungry and an MRE was dropped on me(figuratively), I struggled eating it but I was grateful I got some grub when there was none to be had.

[@melodyofheaven3353]

Them: “We need aid!!” Us: sends food Them: “We don’t want your aid, your food sucks ass, send us better stuff”

[@Wyomingchief]

Yeah exactly. If they want the good stuff then maybe they should tell Hamas to quit stealing all the food

[@BRITISHFURY_1664]

That guy was canadian.

[@IdahosDeadpool]

they dont like the MRE's, Hell I was going NUMBNUMB on the 80's MRE's LOL

[@shawnhuff7304]

That clothing call out hurt my soul. I'm not even in the Military and I watch these because they are entertaining.

[@lifesyphon1]

The “Come and Take It” tshirt is so true

[@augustuswayne9676]

If they don't like MREs , then stop sending anything .

[@VynSnow]

I'm guilty for all that oakley stuff. I would go into Montreal on the weekends and hit up the Oakley store and get hats, shirts, boots, glasses. lol I spent so much money there lol.

[@rosscadby3128]

The look back at the camera Nikko gave, when the woman said “until the person I had scheduled to pick it up came” WE ALL KNEW WHERE HIS HEAD WENT😂😂

[@SilentDny]

Fucking airdrop the MREs to my home, I LOVE that shit

[@Thetreetwig]

02:21 me and my brother on a daily basis

[@toyyatoy]

2:47 can confirm, nightly shenanigans.

[@TheTrueDoomSlayer]

6:33 where's a thousand feet? Ships ain't that tall

[@lancehayes9983]

If the Pali is mad about the MRE then maybe he should go talk to HAMAS about taking all the aid or trying to hit way above their weight class.

[@Wyomingchief]

Exactly if they don't like it then do something about it. But sorry you're getting free aid, may not be the best in the world but it'll keep you alive. And again like you said deal with Hamas and maybe you wouldn't have this problem😂

[@Equitine]

8:54 crazy cause i love MRE's. also if its torturing you more....i think we should just pull all aid and assistance we shouldnt harm them. nikko is 100% correct about them first strike bars.

[@wesleyjohnson597]

Playin with the little mosquito drone is f****** sick

[@preachaagaming3348]

whats even better is the MRE's cost like 20 bucks at the commisary

[@choipichiim]

Commisary? Military got commisary or you talking about prison?

[@alanloj13loja16]

6:26 nah that mf tripping

[@User36125]

What I wore as a private was pretty much the same goddamn starter pack you showed.

[@STEELHUNGRY]

Thank you for posting this I was waiting

[@I_WasHere]

THATS MY FUGGIN DRILL SERGEANT 10:31

[@RealityZGaming]

lol I remember wearing all the gear I bought after basic when I got to my duty station. I was wearing my "Too Easy" shirt in black and gold lmao

[@slimyjimmy1589]

not gonna lie, I be eating MRE's at home when I'm lazy because we always be having leftovers when we go to the field. But honestly, MRE's are not that bad, if he said 4/10, especially for the spinach fettuccine then I could completely agree, but MRE's like chili mac, shredded beef in barbeque sauce, beef ravioli and etc. are actually decent. Personally, all I'm saying is that if the MRE tastes like shit to you, then that simply means you aint hungry enough, So I am all for not sending them MRE's, but in all actuality, it might have been a better idea to send the halal MRE's, now those things be like a 8/10 sometimes.

[@lukeheller7043]

First strike bars hit different

[@damskizolnierz]

Love you Nikko

[@anothernewaccount1657]

8:05 I mean... 1) it's the veggie MRE and 2) I had the same reaction when the air force threw me to the army for my first deployment.

[@str1k3r_67]

Lol it's not big biceps. In the AF you can roll your sleeves also, but the way you have to "roll them up" makes the sleeves really tight

[@urielgrey]

The gaza guy made me mad because seriously... You aren't hungry enough to be mad about free food. Grateful for whatever food you get. Love my bro in law, dude never complains and eats whats made cause it's polite and someone made the effort to make it for him. Lol he will say thank you and maybe say could could we not have that one again.

[@humanbean5878]

NIKKO IS BETTER ALL DAY EVERY DAY TF!!??

[@shanemitchell477]

HEY the Applesauce is GREAT! I don't know if you had the freeze dried pork patty, with only tepid water to rehydrate them...We called them track pads and threw them away.

[@ziporahrittenhouse8271]

I CHECK HIS VIDIOS EVERY TIME I AM ON KZbin AND HE MAKES ME LAUGHT AT HIS VIDOIS EVERY TIME

[@BigJack096]

1:11 I legit have that hoodie 😂 I don’t wear it with that other bullshit though

[@PR0F3T69]

Bro, those are the good memories. They aren't the orange humanitarian aid ones that we have

[@matthewallen978]

the shit i heard in the military, has nothing on what i heard from my parents lmao

[@CarlosZ34NSM]

Had to turn on the bell notification! These are so entertaining Nikko!!

[@BradTooBasic]

lmao thats my old unit @ 10:13

[@grumpyoldretiredcop8382]

Complaining about the airdropped food... well, OK, we'll just stop.

[@terminalrecluse]

Niko’s commentary is better than the vids that’s what I’m here for

[@BigWhyte1130]

It's like my dad said when we had to eat MREs after hurricane Ivan. Everytime we complained about it tasting bad he hit us with "but are you hungry?"...

[@rLxJake]

Okay stopping sending them food immediately.

[@charleskamps6485]

Bro ya energy is immaculate 😂😂😂

[@Someguywhoplayscodm24]

With every other video he shows more PTSD

[@nicholasblackley7591]

That leg lock im getting civies at work to try that out on next break haha

[@G-lo-wi5ju]

Reality is I WANT THAT GUN TUBE COME ON NIKO Love the vids man

[@sethswanson9839]

The dude eating the MRE said the peanut butter wasn't as good as their Canadian peanut butter. Dudebwas in Canda not Gaza.

[@TuxPenguino]

The guy who came to pick up that girls dresser was her side guy while her hubby on deployment. BET.

[@scudthedisposableassasin1775]

Always a good day when Niko uploads

[@kaylareed043]

Keep em coming. 😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤❤ Love The Talent/Creator team

[@Rachel-v2z]

fr inspiring me to join the military lmao

[@thomastywater5417]

The hornet dudes are in the tent next to me currently💀 buncha GOOBERS

[@richardhoyt6327]

My ex wife left me last week wile I was at work and watching your videos has helped me through some rough times

[@noahsias7061]

1:15 bro I'm wearing that exact fucking buckle rn

[@JohnaldGaming]

YOOOO THAT SSG BROWN AT THE END WAS MY DRILL IN BASIC AINT NO WAY

[@BalooBear-ee]

Wow! Congrats on 2.4mill subscribers Nikko!!

[@shauncollinson4393]

My fucking uniform, you ain't about to catch me lacking at 0400.

[@paulhawkins3693]

Bro I loved the zapplesauce!!!

[@ethanhess4717]

If you think the MRE is so bad, the United States can stop sending and you can just rely on your imported peanut butter.

[@ThunderCloudA54]

Dude what got me was the first strike bar 😂 like even the dfac wouldn’t cut it I preferred mres

[@Dom12933]

Man I dressed/STILL dress normal af. I had guys in my cycle that ended up in my unit and they dress like this. I will never understand it 💀 1:24

[@Seabass1215-m2t]

9:14 that is some privileged people up thier

[@aaronf9895]

Bruh that first strike bar tastes good but it will BREAK your fucking teeth 😂😂

[@KsKing_YT]

Petition for nikko to react to a video all about sharks. 👇

[@elisabethbrown8108]

No way. That’s me at 10:33 lmaooo

[@rinokumura-qx6qi]

8:48 possy someone doesn’t like are MRE

[@Jdairsoftt]

Hey man I love your content

[@elchupanibre3653]

Military fails, just like veterans, never get old!!

[@MORBITARD]

To the dude that said he liked his own comment, respect the hustle