MIN MIN MIN MIN

[@q-tips9969]

“Was that a read? Absolutely hell no.” *That hits way too close to home*

[@Xavier-cv2vw]

Ah yes. *minecraft the way home*

[@kirb1078]

GJ on heart

[@leschnozzberry]

@@Xavier-cv2vw goddammit you stole my joke

[@epekka]

@@Xavier-cv2vw you forgot the semicolon you hethen

[@ShutUpJayke]

Michael Allen ; don’t worry I did it for him :)

[@NekogamiKun127]

When Min Min said "PK Fire" I felt that.

[@lemonhead1571]

Wait-

[@WolfXGamerful]

Ness has ARMS and he uses them to great effect here.

[@grass324]

Isn't that from sans?

[@Qrow_Father]

It's not toxic. It's skill

[@TheK10Experience]

Same bro

[@digodabrik201]

This video went from "MIN MIN MIN MIN" to "The Double Ness Infinite" to "Our Cause is Just" and I couldn't be happier.

[@echospace7347]

😂

[@kamuiwreal]

Yeah

[@AquaJet738]

I honestly think Ness is one of their best characters.

[@Creepo_J]

@@AquaJet738 Little Z: You stole my line!

[@digodabrik201]

@@Creepo_J No no, the whole roster are his best characters

[@Ima9ineBreak3r]

"If they are fans of our content, they can't be that good..." I have never been so offended by something I 100% agree with.

[@Ouryuu-Zenokun]

Imagine Breaker is from Toaru franchise right?

[@Ima9ineBreak3r]

@@Ouryuu-Zenokun Indeed.

[@iarespider7232]

I'm shit at the game. So can confirm.

[@Ima9ineBreak3r]

@@iarespider7232 Oh, I am, too.

[@rancorrage5646]

@@iarespider7232 Can confirm my own awfulness.

[@jardarklyve4992]

6:30 Wow, first they made Pokémon, then they made Fire emblem, and now Smash ultimate online? Man, Nintendo just makes the BEST turn based combat games, don't they!

[@emblemblade9245]

It takes a lot for me to laugh at NSO jokes since most put in as little effort as the height of the fruit above the ground but this? Hats off, this one made me crack up hard.

[@CouchCat101]

XD

[@mandytalsma7663]

Can’t forget the slow, but faster Mario RPGs

[@wiillLiccs]

“If they’re fans of our content, they can’t be that good.” The biggest Kamikazee I’ve ever heard.

[@QyfieK]

Whatever

[@specmoment3592]

Thanks for sharing

[@notmyfullname598]

Grr

[@snappy8666]

like he enjoys his own content

[@nicka1047]

Hope your surgery went well

[@afrosuede7836]

In today’s episode of “Why tourney doubles turn friendly fire on”...

[@lysanderxx1664]

Except for that brutal Ness infinite, it's great because it works with TA on!

[@Creepo_J]

@@lysanderxx1664 Imagine infiniting your own partner XD

[@soni-switch5207]

You do have to realize that show should have cancelled long ago. Why? Because everything you need to know was in the double Belmonts episode, and thus no other episode after that was cost-effective.

[@sockweed621]

Soni - Switch no I’m pretty sure they’re making a movie

[@soni-switch5207]

@@sockweed621 Or maybe even a series of movies!

[@Platitudinous9000]

"I can't believe people watch this" I clicked the video expecting Min Min, that's all on you

[@maxwelljames9151]

I’ll be honest the amount of toxic gameplay legitimately makes me consider that point

[@sawmillthrill]

6:10 to 7:57 is like in an anime when they say: “we only have 10 seconds left”

[@margallardo.99]

and then proceeds to take 2 arcs to finish those 10 seconds

[@J.Blazer]

"10 seconds have passed"

[@CaptHayfever]

"This stage sucks." > stage is on Omega form

[@BonesHurty]

yeah FD sucks lol

[@cowspawnerthecringeworthy7815]

Spin

[@NintenJoe]

Motion sickness the stage

[@CaptHayfever]

@@cowspawnerthecringeworthy7815: It's Omega form; it doesn't spin. The background moving is irrelevant; that happens on a lot of stages, including the actual Final Destination.

[@CaptHayfever]

@@NintenJoe: I get real-life motion sickness. Spiral Mountain is *nothing.* (Even with hazards on!)

[@unknownid9276]

Joe survived August 11th because he took Alphas stock

[@thekingnoble4124]

@@JohnPlayerDaniel no

[@fajita1386]

STAR no

[@jackwhite49]

Ummmm... you spelt jo wrong

[@beahappening]

JACK WHITE umm... You spelled Joe wrong.

[@flameblade9549]

Wait what was aug- MMMHMMHHHM!!!

[@dowbailey6033]

I don’t know why I laughed at the “I can’t believe it’s match number 2 we’re fighting lesbians” part

[@darkmagiciangirl6914]

Those two guys wearing maga or kag hats to the side of the women’s march

[@tubulartortoise2557]

Well I mean, it’s a routine occurrence ‘round here.

[@nikkobird590]

Oh that's ummmm interesting

[@Nat_the_Chicken]

I mean, their tag was "Lesbian," so...

[@dowbailey6033]

The 148th Kakapo .... I think the people watching this knows that’s

[@Mepphy99]

Alpha: "Remember when Byleth was called distance demon?" *Joe dies from byleth* Me: yes i do

[@brandonwilliams6119]

Min Min is still the cooler distance demon

[@DeltaTried]

@@brandonwilliams6119 eh

[@Mepphy99]

@@brandonwilliams6119 i like female byleth

[@trainergold749]

Learn how to spell *Jo* correctly

[@Mepphy99]

@@trainergold749 Sorry not english, don't know most names

[@digodabrik201]

"You think the earth is flat?" "Just look at this stage." *Why are you booing me? Im right?*

[@heehomgee4671]

Ah yes, the earth is inhabited by zeti yes

[@cin2110]

Heeho mgee Zavok again

[@digodabrik201]

@@heehomgee4671 ive never been more confused in my life.

[@heehomgee4671]

@@digodabrik201 It's just... Does windy hill look like earth?

[@digodabrik201]

@@heehomgee4671 There's grass, dirt, air, buildings, they're the same picture.

[@reno9518]

Moments to not take out of context: "We're fighting lesbians"

[@cadethecrustycreature]

I guess you could also say “we’re smashing lesbians”

[@Nat_the_Chicken]

@@cadethecrustycreature ooooh yeah, that's... a thing.

[@firepuppies4086]

So, extra story chapter 2?

[@mme.veronica735]

@@cadethecrustycreature It's more like the lesbians were having fun smashing together then some men ruined it

[@robertflinch2447]

The context doesn't change anything

[@DiabloOGM72]

"people say the earth is flat, but have you seen this stage? checkmate" but alpha, have you seen that stage on *FD* mode? checkmate

[@san-g1344]

It’s not flat it’s hollow 😤 stay woke 💯

[@analysis726]

ADEYEMI DOSUNMU are comments on alpha videos ever serious

[@abshehwy272]

@@analysis726 facts

[@Oh-do2xr]

San-G, the earth isn't real 😤😤😤😤😤 smh😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤

[@lucasramey6427]

Have you seen the Mario Galaxy stage Get rekt gamer

[@KarmaLlama42]

*"If I were to describe her play style with one word, it would be 'hee hee'."* - Alpha

[@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth]

Sure, it's two things, but I'd also argue it isn't actually even two words, either. It's just a sound.

[@thecharmingone3931]

I was expecting for a Michael Jackson song to play in the background for that.

[@dierare]

@@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth it's a word for the sound. or... two words for the sound

[@aiden_lm4o200]

Hehe

[@Leafia_Barrett]

I interpreted it as "heehee".

[@Boomerkbom57]

"How do I want to kill minmin because this is a very symbolic video." Kills from the other side of stage

[@spacecase7331]

“I don’t think they feel...I don’t think you can feel after that” As a former ness main: yes.

[@azurethecobalt]

Has Alpharad forgotten that he’s the reason why Special Flags are no longer an option?

[@Satherian]

Alpharad: *finds an exploit in Ultimate* Devs: "Write that down!"

[@goldenft3208]

@@Satherian what was the exploit?

[@Satherian]

@@goldenft3208 Special Flags used to be their own category of items, so Alpha and Jo did a video where they played Inkling duos and crushed people by spamming Special Flag lives

[@octoooooo8065]

They’re not a single option but they’re still an option

[@jstar3382]

@@octoooooo8065 they're now in general items so they can't be the only item

[@rootbeeraddict4885]

Game: Lags for 30 minutes Also the game: "10 seconds have passed..."

[@emblemblade9245]

ROADA ROLLA DAAAAAA!! MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDANUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA

[@Nat_the_Chicken]

@@emblemblade9245 Thank you for your contribution

[@thecrunchh6]

@@emblemblade9245 Is ThAt A jOjO rEfErEnCe

[@gewaldroge9949]

Subscriber: Is this a Min Min-video? Alpha: Well yes, but actually no

[@evdog9358]

This “Fall Guys” minigame looks really weird

[@yanisgamer3418]

Lmao

[@nicholasbouchard7077]

I wonder if the developers gave him a sneak peak at a new minigame 🤔

[@QyfieK]

Thanks for sharing!

[@duffi5290]

yeah the minigames called Smash Bros weird name tbh...

[@arnav1568]

No but this is smash ?

[@MelissiaBlackheart]

"We made sonics online ragequit!" *smashes like button*

[@Georgia_O_Kief]

9:53 Lol he was definitely just trying to get through the platform

[@fravia22]

6:46 turn based combat

[@PabloGarcia-gw1np]

I love how they just say "fuck it" and go double ness

[@haelstrom101]

9:35 For anyone wondering

[@brandonwilliams6119]

Next we need another Curveball with Double Lucas

[@trainergold749]

@@brandonwilliams6119 nooooo...; Lucas is too *lame* for Jacob and Jo to play hi

[@brandonwilliams6119]

Trainer Gold ❄️PK FREEZE❄️

[@meetballer]

Genius idea as usual Mr. Rad

[@autismman6360]

I call him "master"

[@sharkbiteshitposts5506]

@@autismman6360 I call him alpharad because that is what i do.

[@autismman6360]

@@sharkbiteshitposts5506 K Chief

[@haircutmonkey2974]

That makes me really happy. You truly are the Box Maker Master.

[@rolan.r]

@@autismman6360 Thanks for sharing!

[@kazanshin4108]

When the Min Min video turns into a Ness double. "I came looking for copper, and I found gold." Christopher Colombus

[@cinnamiinii]

Alpharad: "let's play double min min" Also Alpharad: *proceeds to bully other players online with double ness*

[@nocando17]

I HATE THIS COMMUNITY SO MUCH!!!! HOW DO YOU GUYS SUPPORT THIS PLAYING!!!

[@cinnamiinii]

@@nocando17 we first of all don't comment on what we don't like, second, we all know what kind of humor the jokes are, and third, grrrrrrr

[@eddiemate]

Donnie Bold of you to assume we support it

[@Not_Aaron_]

Min min but two of them doesn't sound fun. For the opposite team

[@koncentra5767]

@@Shakkattac thats a channel member badge

[@ValueNetwork]

This isn’t the 15 minute Hex a gone video we were promised.

[@hithere779]

Hey Alpharad. I doubt you'll see this, but I wanted to thank you. Recently, we had to put down my cat. Normally, when I feel this bad, it would be him that I would go to. But, since I can't really do that, I don't know what to do. Your content always makes me smile, and this is no exception. I hope you understand how much you truly mean to me. I'll never forget my cat, and I'll never forget you.

[@ClaireStErin]

Hey! I'm sorry to hear about your cat. It might take a while to get back to normal, but things will look up eventually. I hope you can find comfort until then! I'm here for you!

[@maroonkennedy6213]

Aww I'm sorry to hear that. I wish you the best and hope you always keep memories of your cat in your heart

[@UrvineSpiegel]

7:18 Over a minute into the match. "Only 10 seconds have passed.." I almost choked on my food laughing

[@Lumifire]

My favorite Min Min combo was the grab into double infinite. Also, I genuinely really like how you just went Ness because it was just more enjoyable all around. I think it’s a good idea to not try and stretch an idea that didn’t work. That would just give something sub par. Great video Jacob!

[@fynneravens3658]

Min min is the type of character that when you play as her you’re having a ton of fun but when you fight against her you’re « surprinsingly » having way less fun.

[@Jamie-st6of]

why angle quotes

[@fynneravens3658]

Jamie521 To emphasise on the surprisingly , but maybe angle quotes weren’t the appropriate thing for that.

[@mrluciferx9002]

Not only minmin

[@fynneravens3658]

MrLucifer X yeah that’s why I said "type of character" , there is indeed other characters in the same case as min min.

[@mrluciferx9002]

*cough cough* ness

[@cameronscott5649]

NOTHING is more iconic than an inkling player named Lesbian. I love that so much.

[@ellie8272]

With a Medusa profile picture no less

[@ikari570]

Word

[@koncentra5767]

actually, she wasnt called "Lesbian". She was called "Lesbian ". there was a space in between "Lesbian" and the 1/2

[@brandonwilliams6119]

*“You can’t read 4 Smash Attacks at once”* Best Quote when you and your friend are playing Min Min Doubles Online and taking full advantage of her range.

[@ellie8272]

0:44 THEIR PROFILE PIC IS MEDUSA I CAN'T

[@msg829]

The true poetic justice of not only immediately matching into 2 online Sonics but then immediately making them rage quit was probably my favourite part of the video.

[@dingx9455]

Do you think Alpha was like "look Jo, this one is for the main channel, so we actually gotta put in effort"

[@SinZ163]

they were actually playing the game, so that's normally main channel by default. Smash bros on plus is trying to avoid playing the game as much as possible

[@neo____]

MinMin's Bizzare Adventure: Megawatt is Unbreakable

[@blui3609]

Megawatt is *untankable*

[@albertthepeacock8020]

*Min Min's Bizarre Adventure:Megawatt Blood

[@someinternetguyiguess5068]

Golden Arms

[@sineadthomas2024]

The first match: “I used the toxic to destroy the toxic”

[@emblemblade9245]

“Only 10 seconds have passed” Honestly that 10 seconds probably was around the time it took for 10 seconds to pass in DIO’s time stop.

[@tubulartortoise2557]

He could only stop it for 9 seconds.

[@Nat_the_Chicken]

"One second has passed. I can see that you're trying to execute an upward special. Can you feel the futility of your actions? Did you seriously think that you could challenge ME? Two seconds have passed."

[@yoru89]

I can't believe Jo and Jacob tricked us to watch 9:35 of double min min just to watch double ness again

[@nebuchadnezzar8683]

*Plays Noodles can't Be Beat whenever Min Min Is on screen or wins a match*

[@JohnPlayerDaniel]

Bla bla i am rap Rap star man!!!

[@alessandrorivera1736]

I like how sakurai said: "Megawatt dont have much rage!" And i saw something like this... (Minute 4:10)

[@munchingbanana4566]

Alpha and Jo play min min: loses Alpha and no pull out ness: *THE TRUE BATTLE BEGINS*

[@waifugod1287]

no?

[@gorgesmith8102]

I like how that no felt like Jo's name doesn't even deserved to be mentioned.

[@ragingmonkeycritic]

Min Min Min Min wasn't even their final form

[@Pokemichael]

Now they will try

[@Sspyca]

Who's no?

[@LoadingError0]

“There was no reason that I _needed_ to go for that, but like if it hit though.” More people need to have this mentality.

[@justanotheruser6744]

We need to change the definition of cyberbullying to whatever this video was.

[@chillywilly0775]

So to torture?

[@Mr_Mimestamp]

Reaction video: “MIN MIN MIN MIN MIN” This video: I have a title idea that’s never been done before, trust me on this Edit: you changed the other title, respect

[@SoFuuko]

and after that MIN MIN MIN MIN MIN MIN

[@swaggysunday.]

look who is also early

[@notsofunny9651]

“You thought it was a Min Min video” “But it was I, double Ness”

[@luigigooigi1505]

Haha funny jojo reference

[@piggyzilla]

Ok, so *whoever says first is getting blue shelled* sorry, it's just a game mechanic.

[@jimiyu.]

Guy on first: _jokes on you I have a mushroom_

[@stephendonovan9084]

@@jimiyu. But I brought my dinosaur, who eats mushrooms. He's very fun at parties.

[@RamdozaCh]

Stephen Donovan yeah? Well I brought my dog, who eats mushroom eating dinosaurs. He’s not fun at parties

[@luigigooigi1505]

@@RamdozaCh oh yeah? I brought myself The party left :(

[@stephendonovan9084]

@@luigigooigi1505 Yeah? Well I brought a party! :) They're very fun with dinosaurs

[@dillongeorge5866]

“If they’re fans of our content, they can’t be that good” *I guess I am trash* 😅

[@_dt1230]

They’re*

[@doodlebug47]

I am too.

[@gektoast4968]

I’m starting to see you everywhere

[@goldwhip6220]

No we are plussies😇

[@chrisshep7564]

The editing in this is so clean! Not only can you choose good clips, but you know how to string them together so well, too. Thanks for your effort; it doesn't go unnoticed.

[@Frescko]

“Only ten seconds have pasted” are you using JoJo time for that sonny?

[@emblemblade9245]

Or Frieza minutes

[@caideniversonswan7274]

“I have an idea You press buttons and I’ll go press buttons” Alpharad 2020

[@stomachache6478]

Alpha: *switches to Ness* Me slowly exiting out of the video: *I can’t, not again. I’m not... strong enough* (This isn’t meant to be a hate comment I just don’t like watching people suffer that badly love your content Alpha

[@thecharmingone3931]

"I can't believe people watch this. It's like torture porn for someone." They're not inaccurate...

[@Nat_the_Chicken]

Why, what do _you_ know about this?

[@robertminor8460]

@@Nat_the_Chicken issa joke m8

[@Nat_the_Chicken]

@@robertminor8460 One of the things I've learned from KZbin comments is that everyone has a different way of "playing along with a joke." Half the time you see someone else's straight-man reply and think they actually didn't get it.

[@ToiletWolf12]

1:25 “it’s crazy how people thought this was big enough” Dude this is even more applicable

[@Not_Aaron_]

6:10 I wanna make a funny joke for this part of the video but It's so bad that I literally can't come up with anything

[@CruelSunSsb]

"How are we not the degenerates?" After the match* are u sure about that?

[@crazyarceus4617]

they went double min min, and they STILL werent as toxic as Sonic online, that really says something

[@ahmadkazan7994]

Sonic online is not toxic,people just hate seeing their top tiers lose.

[@wiktorcokolwiek521]

As a Sonic main i confirm we like mentally torturing pepole

[@shanegaskill1739]

It’s like a shared brain when Jacob and jo play ness

[@TeHappyHippo]

We need a double ness video every week. This shit never gets old.

[@clearesteyes]

Everybody: happy no fall guys video. Me: slowly dying inside

[@Str1ke-YT]

We went from PRIME Min Min gameplay *to sans if he had skin gameplay*

[@7evenZee]

"We don't recycle jokes"

[@MangoRiko]

Grrrwhateverthanksforsharinfwrongwayjoyforwardaerialdekuplussyultrakonghard;thewayhomemegalovania.

[@RamdozaCh]

@The T Ow, my head

[@brandonwilliams6119]

Tell that to the “Hoes Mad” people😂

[@quietpianoguy]

Wasn’t expecting Double Ness, and couldn’t have been happier that it happened. Seeing the absolute chaos that is Jacob’s and Jo’s Double Ness is therapeutic, really.

[@CrayfishLord]

Little tip for mii brawler up-special. If you use it just slightly off ledge, while facing ledge and you are slightly above an offstage opponent, you can do the suicide strat but actually survive while still killing the enemy because it spikes before you grab the ledge. Hope that helps :)

[@con2k323]

Ah yes now we watch two grown men bully kids with ness QUALITY CONTENT PEOPLE

[@Bitzkyl]

The dislikes are clearly from sonic mains feeling insulted by their "skill" being defeated by min min's "skill".

[@ahmadkazan7994]

Lol why sonic mains specifically?They can be any people.Also spamming f smash is not really skill.Even if it is how you play arms.

[@JDReC100]

@@ahmadkazan7994 That and probably the "people that watch are content aren't that good" quote. I can see alot of people disliking that even if it is true. Then with them using double Ness as a good chunk of the video....

[@alexmitchell2581]

I just don't care for how Alpha's so extremely toxic to almost every player he encounters while acting like he's the best player in all of Smash. It gets old.

[@Eve.n.flow1]

New drinking game: Every time he says min take a shot

[@AlejoGaming-hv6lm]

But you have to count the title aswell.

[@aratherlargerodent]

1:54 Alpharad predicts Sephiroth

[@jordanariano5911]

Hey alpha I really miss being able to see the music in the description, love the songs you use and it’s kinda hard for me to find them sometimes not knowing what games their from. Love the vids!

[@codycrisco1605]

I love how everything comes back around to ness infinite

[@dollydollphib]

It makes sense that you won against the lesbians, cuz none of us would ever want to hurt Min Min

[@dandazed5846]

You can tell they’re truly lesbians as well. Schoolgirl Inkling and Pink Wolf give off mad lesbian vibes.

[@ellie8272]

They want Min Min to hurt them...

[@fidz7817]

Big brain bruh moment

[@InjuredPelican]

6:10 can't believe we got to see some retro Brawl footage from Alpharad. What a treat!

[@viggoblavarg856]

Alpharad: my stock Jo: OUR stock

[@KorporalKReephdmkiytrecv69]

8/10 way too little mins in the title.

[@pikachucetthesecond4296]

A minimum amount of Min Min

[@AlejoGaming-hv6lm]

I like your pfp.

[@lilforttimmy]

Sonics rage quitting is as satisfying as Karen the manager getting screamed at

[@doctorxawesomestop-motion1234]

Alpha: If they’re fans of our content, they’re bad at the game I mean, you don’t have to _say_ it...

[@solomonstaples]

Jacob just disproved all flat-earthers with a smash stage.

[@Fuzzyguyperson]

My favorite minmin combo is a tossup between when you shield broke them for a double pk flash, or when you got shield broken to lure them into a pk flash

[@Sean-km2mh]

Alpharad? More like Alpha Chad! Please laugh

[@mrbeez506]

No

[@generalofboom1922]

i refuse to laugh *laughs anyway*

[@andrasreal]

ha ha ha funny moment woo

[@Doge.51]

"they're done"

[@ripaydenism]

“We are fighting lesbians” YES

[@ragingmonkeycritic]

I know that feeling

[@brandonwilliams6119]

I love coming across people with funny nametags like that online.

[@koncentra5767]

i read that to the tune of "we are fighting dreamers" from that naruto op

[@MegaJohnization]

I'd absolutely love to see Online Doubles Game and Watch with these two.

[@The97Bass]

I came for the Min Min. I stayed for the sonic slaughter.

[@gerg905]

"We're fighting two lesbians and we already have our impenetrable defence" Well apparently they do too if you know what I'm saying hyuhyuhyu

[@K9OK_]

????

[@Sophist]

This used to be a Fall Guys channel. Quite disappointing that you've swapped games 🤓

[@xKabutey]

What is that thumbnail xd

[@oceanlmao]

I.. don’t know.

[@supremefsh9854]

Min min

[@lostlang]

Min min is one of those characters that makes you so happy to use and so furious to play against 😂

[@Raptor-vs7wb]

I love the arms music in the background like “this is still a min min video, y know”

[@Epinium.]

Bruh Min Min was literally so boring that they went back to Ness. This made my day.

[@michaellevin2861]

Oh, so to show I'm a fan of Alpharad's content online, I have to: Have a Blue Pikmin icon Always use "Our cause is just" at the end of any online match Crouch 3 times then raw Up B ..Bye Shaymin icon, hardly knew ya.

[@PaperPilotGamer]

4:00 I like coming back to these and recognizing the Astral Chain soundtrack.

[@deletethis5699]

I really enjoy these short intros you've been doing in some of the past few vids

[@bobertjohnson4459]

11:59 there are four levels of Pokémon trainer: 1. Those who actually can play the character well 2. Those who just play Ivy and Charizard 3. Those who just play Ivy 4. Those who start on squirtle, then switch to ivy immediately