Online Snake Dou🅱️les

[@ErrantForay]

I looked at the title of this video and felt bad before I started watching it

[@DarthTalon5]

I saw the thumbnail and felt bad.

[@crunchii_72]

I agree but I still don't think it's as obnoxious a Ness doubles online

[@LittleMissZackyVee]

is it bad that im usually the obnoxious sonic @@crunchii_72

[@CreativeNameSMH]

🅱️ol 🅱️p

[@timbitslunatic6319]

Hold the 🅱️uck up

[@aether_root]

“Don’t you like Minecraft Steve?” If only he knew.

[@Arcanass]

Just 5 days left Sooooo 35 years

[@EarthBound_Fan]

I just gave this comment 69 likes :(

[@EarthBound_Fan]

:)

[@sketchbookonline2040]

@@EarthBound_Fan You can edit comments

[@stevenmcburney8167]

He knows. Btw this video is at 69 likes so I’m just gonna like it real quick

[@inveld2896]

"And Steve is playable" Oh... if only he knew.

[@totalhydration5240]

Lights dim, Akira Toriyama's name appears, Dragon Ball-style music plays, then they announce Bianca from Dragon Quest 5

[@chaotixthefox]

Snake! Where's the C4!? Snake: *There!*

[@youraveragejoe65]

**Explodes**

[@Crushash]

*BOOOOOM*

[@assassincharmander390]

J- Series *BBBAAAAAMMMM*

[@NobdySpecific]

*Snake!? Snaaaaaake!*

[@CreativeNameSMH]

KAAAHH BOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM

[@FalcoVille]

"Colonel, even *I* wouldn't stoop this low... right?"

[@BenjiPrinceMushroom]

Boss, you killed a child? AMAZING! Mission Complete. That right there is why you're the best, Boss!

[@goblingamer606]

@@BenjiPrinceMushroom long live msf

[@kingjensen8091]

HRRRNG

[@superrocki950]

*Rigid Paradise starts playing* "Cool, Alpha/Dillon are giving touhou songs some representation, but why Rigid Paradise?" *look at the screen* *ゴゴゴゴゴ - Double Roys - ゴゴゴゴゴ* "Oh, i see now..."

[@CEOPolaris]

What if you Wanted to go to heaven But god said THERE

[@liamkrell7223]

My Boi you finally did it

[@adamkampen]

This is one of my favourite lines from any Alpharad video

[@john7354]

What if you Wanted to make an original comment But god said Just use this format

[@CEOPolaris]

@@john7354 you know what that's fair

[@niall62]

I'd reply with NOW

[@CassidyListon]

Missed opportunity: The video should've been called Twin Snakes.

[@seanhennessy3968]

Pretty good...

[@yazeedalsheikh2320]

Cassidy Liston you’re pretty good

[@colesilva7732]

You're all missing out. It's snake eyes

[@thevoidedwatcher3736]

Snake eyes

[@TheAntiYuu]

Thanks

[@saltyegges5957]

"When I'm confused I just press B" -Snake mains (2019)

[@m1sterch3f7]

“Me too” Ness and Lucas mains

[@Sean_Bird]

"Same here" - Wolf Main

[@JoelGarcia-lu3tw]

As a Snake main can confirm.

[@KingKayEyeDee]

Honestly yeah, it's my panic button

[@hylianro]

Colonel, the enemy is pressuring me greatly, what should I do? Colonel: Press the B button

[@nickclark1815]

I'll watch this again on Independence Day so I don't have to buy any fireworks.

[@nej4179]

Did you do it?

[@Razorlight3]

@Nick Clark same

[@x8bitpixel]

LMFAO.

[@ltb1345]

Two Snakes = dou🅱️le the epicness.

[@hylianro]

You could say they are *twin snakes*

[@alejandroasencio4054]

Two snakes = Double the amount in my boots

[@SmashSSL]

Twin Snakes

[@foundthenlost904]

Double the bullsh*t

[@ltb1345]

Rasalas The 🅱️ull.

[@jaredwhite7285]

Can we call this series "Doubullying"?

[@bloodysugarcube9844]

no.

[@confused2228]

Mabye

[@jonolivier9126]

Yeas

[@simplydarkwhite3487]

Wait, at 14:24 they predicted Minecraft Steve a year beforehand.

[@purpleisdebeste]

So did most people at some point

[@self-consciousmess]

This is some of the most toxic gameplay I’ve seen in a while. I love it

[@joshchiang5995]

Yeah these guys are the only ones who can make toxic gameplay look good.

[@StickMaster500]

Me: Hey Snake, do you know where my Switch Pro Controller is? Snake: *_THERE_*

[@RealItsCMD]

StickMaster500 Snake, when should we play smash? Snake: NOW

[@jedediahhopkins6051]

*_yEaHtHaTsEeMsAbOuTrOiGht_*

[@monadolifesaver5613]

Prarston, you there?

[@griffin2669]

I feel like the profile pic makes this comment way better

[@youraveragejoe65]

**Explodes**

[@always5809]

What if Cade1 and Cade2 were just don and major playing from Cade’s Switch in the other room

[@toast9734]

People online: Cant wait to have some fun doubles games Alpha- 😏😏

[@hackerbagel]

alpha-wait thats illeagel

[@binjor2087]

@@hackerbagel what is illeagel?

[@hackerbagel]

@@binjor2087 having fun in doubles

[@binjor2087]

@@hackerbagel no, like, what is the word illeagel

[@hackerbagel]

@@binjor2087 meaning it's against the law

[@Heebie-Deebies]

13:50 I really like that Pokemon Trainer has an animation, specifically for doubles, where he loses all his Pokemon and just sits there in shame.

[@ShintaTakama]

As soon as I plug my phone to charge it, Alpha uploads with quality strength has never seen before...

[@ricksanchez2043]

Shinta Himura that just happened to me too

[@Slime-ik9rw]

Same

[@nightstar1198]

This man just predicted not only Steve in smash but how the direct actually happened. What a madlad

[@TiStardust]

I LOVE DOUBLES CONTENT!! Thanks, Alpha!!

[@AxxLAfriku]

i love my two gfs

[@jonathanstrange5561]

Agreed.... infact anything is less boring than tourney rulesets

[@jonathanstrange5561]

because everyone is becoming too predictable. using the same moves in the same way everyone else does. there are a small number of people i fought that I have mad respect for.++

[@ShintaTakama]

@@AxxLAfriku Wait one fucking second there, buster

[@Baconator2558]

@@AxxLAfriku I always enjoy your comments.

[@rusty8311]

14:05 never realized Pkmn trainer just stands there with his down lmao

[@Mr_Mimestamp]

0:56 is alpha using the Ducktales moon theme I love it so much watch Ducktales it’s really good

[@AmGJaG829]

The new one or old one

[@Slimecade]

@@AmGJaG829 yes.

[@DaSquyd]

@@AmGJaG829 well it's from the video game so...

[@pohatunuva3771]

RIP Muselk the quality content creator

[@Mr_Mimestamp]

bomber dug I meant the reboot, but I guess either is okay. I’m really into Ducktales 2017.

[@Shadowkeeper01998]

Ooh I haven't heard Rigid Paradise in so long. Love that song

[@nanisenpaibakawaifu4336]

YESSSS MORE TOUHOU MUSIC ON A ALPHARAD VIDEO!

[@wbjeg]

when are we getting our touhou video on alpha plus

[@superrocki950]

I know Right!! I'm surprised he chosed Rigid Paradise of all songs, makes me very happy!

[@AkumuOukoku]

Gotta rep the taxi driver in all her glory

[@TazTheYellow]

@@superrocki950 If you think about it, is there a more appropriate choice for the way they were playing Snake?

[@Yumu_milk]

i e n j o y

[@Heebie-Deebies]

For some reason, I really enjoy watching Dillon play Smash with Alpha.

[@guyshu7821]

Then you’ll definitely enjoy Dillon playing other games with his otner friends on Friends Without Benefits! Just go to KZbin.com/FriendsWithoutBenefits.

[@Heebie-Deebies]

@@guyshu7821 I think your being Ironic but I don't think you understand just how much FWOB I consume. Boat, BTW I'm 12, hurl me into a dumpster.

[@nahognos]

Dylan Norman you didn’t say GROCERIES

[@morganman592]

_The 🅱️ movie_ -you’ve probably already seen that-

[@m1sterch3f7]

I have that image saved lol

[@liamhasfriends1408]

_🅱️_ Italic 🅱️ woah

[@cesarcastillo7129]

@@liamhasfriends1408 i have that image too

[@TemperedNuke647]

THINKING 🅱️

[@Zhaife]

i was afraid the show more would reveal the entire script of the bee movie

[@SamWeltzin]

"I think that was the worst play I've ever seen!" That's high praise coming from the man who played a dozen games with Mad Dawg.

[@StarTheKid16]

only the people who have been here for a few years will understand this comment

[@gigamangodzillmad6774]

Love the usage of B-omb, necheatah, and gaynade

[@superkc2557]

Don’t forget the diepher

[@gigamangodzillmad6774]

@@superkc2557 Can't die if you spam B-omb Modern Problems require Modern Solutions.

[@boop6428]

*greynado

[@Razorlight3]

@@boop6428 Lmao nice

[@Shidazz18]

We got to guest appearances from the Dr.Phil Mii Man Now Alpharads playing with the big Leagues

[@chefschmixer]

You remember when Alpharad was a JOKER MAIN Because I don't

[@thomasg7060]

No

[@thomasg7060]

He rarely uses him

[@ryantaylor7026]

So basically “How to get your parents to buy you a new controller since the B button broke on yours”

[@GuyThatLikesYohane]

I really hope Alpharad does a vid of double Palutena online imagine all the nairs they'd use on those kids

[@MrMcGee-yc1oq]

Omg I'd hate it.

[@KageRyu798]

9:00 I heard that Rigid Paradise. Thank you.

[@TiStardust]

“Everyone gets owned once or twice in their life.” *The South would like to know your location*

[@grimaa]

I dont get it

[@TiStardust]

DbzFlipz Slavery

[@SalixCat7]

These online doubles videos are like my favorite thing on KZbin. I've watched each one like 3 times

[@foundthenlost904]

Doubles name ideas 1. Bowser, Bomb 2. Kirby, I’m you 3 Ike, smrt

[@CEOPolaris]

When you play doubles, both players have the account name followed by 1 and 2

[@foundthenlost904]

@@CEOPolaris I know that. I am saying that, say, if Alpha and Jo played Bowser, then a name they could use would be bomb. It would be Bomb1 and Bomb 2.

[@TheChoir1000]

Jacob just causing calling joker a twink gives me life thank you for that

[@anonymoususer6639]

*When you click the video and an ad doesn't play before the video* "I'm still worthy."

[@aquila1154]

Me: Oh what a nice vide- KZbin: 9:04 Me: *Megumin flashbacks

[@luiginerd4productions658]

*EXPLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSION!*

[@JP-hk6xw]

Kazuma Kazuma

[@587DeathKing]

Alpharad: Who is the most Goku looking character? Well I'm sure when Erdrick is confirmed at E3, he can use him as his icon.

[@mastrsonic375]

Super sonic you dumb

[@loganbritton6737]

Me browsing youtube when I see a new Alpharad video in my sub box: THERE

[@AStandsForFrench]

DO IT.

[@The-JAILOR]

@@AStandsForFrench NOW.

[@56safety]

Moar Touhou music, excellent choice

[@ejac777]

14:30 'MINECRAFT STEVE'' Nice prediction dude

[@TentaCole]

No one: Absolutely nobody: Not a soul: Snake: T H E R E

[@thealolanturtwig5670]

"Look at this new character. Cool huh. Don't you like Minecraft Steve?" This legend called it a year and a half in advance.

[@J_Chuks]

Remember when snake was only in brawl? Yeah..... Jo sucks

[@griffinchase8210]

I played in brawl

[@splurgyreal]

Griffin Chase you played in brawl? I didn't see you in my roster...

[@splurgyreal]

BossMan4225 damn now I have to steal my old copy of brawl from my 11 year old cousin to fully 100% it

[@nibblingconscience]

lmao this comment thread

[@The-JAILOR]

Better hope Jo doesn't find this.

[@wwa_minuet]

I have heard Alpharad say “twink.” My life is complete and I now may rest knowing it has been fulfilled.

[@mrcheeto4788]

you need to rename the video “THE GOKUGAMER 3/4 1 AND 2 EXPERIENCE”

[@nilspeeters8730]

"If you're Just playing handheld and you gave your friend a joycon" I feel called out

[@theresastarmanwaitinginthe5149]

Colonel, I'm trying to sneak around.

[@angrymonkey2517]

But im DUmMy THICC

[@sonicboom126]

And the clap of my ass checks

[@deimos783]

keeps alerting the guards

[@joshuapierce7682]

But I’m dummy thicc and everyone else who is replying is also dummy thicc

[@kidicarus6071]

I love smash videos like this. Really well edited and a good premise carried through. I especially like Dillons commentary. I think Dillon should be in more videos.

[@mrtreehuggeroriginal955]

Finally! Deezus is back! It's been way too long

[@x8bitpixel]

Ngl I love when you include Dillon in these videos. Listening to him it makes me laugh every time.

[@evdog9358]

*snake down throws woody* Woody:There’s a snake in my bo-! *Snake up tilts woody* Buzz: You are one sad strange little man

[@ChipS33]

I can't believe you did this to BowserMan302

[@lae7363]

15 minutes of endless nakita may lower IQ levels.

[@jonahszaro3545]

6:47 for anyone confused on what happened: both snakes launched two mortars in the air, then the joker air dodged both of them, then alpha started charging up another one but the joker reflected all 3 bombs (two in air falling down one being charged by alpha) alpha’s bomb exploded in their faces sending them into the path of the remaining two (reflected) bombs.

[@aanime2350]

What if you Wanted to get into elite smash But god said Wifi snake doubles

[@perhaps5095]

That was anticlimactic

[@jabbpapi]

This is just two grown ass men bullying kids who have to share their switch with their little brothers, one joycon each.

[@skipatrolslayer]

I'm loving the Octopath Traveler music in your videos lately. :D

[@zackabdo4625]

"Whenever I'm confused I just press B" "I think that's what every snake player does" 😭🤣😭🤣🤣😭

[@overcooked2808]

During this videos Alpharad becomes a villain, and I love it

[@cod3st3rs]

9:15 Im pretty sure that Roy tried to make the Missile follow him and counter, but failed

[@indecisitivity1832]

What if you wanted to play the game... But god said: 🅱

[@boomko1253]

Then he replies T H E R E

[@algo985]

What if you wanted to play the game But god said *bee-beep*

[@chillyisasleep]

Good pfp carlGood

[@smproductions7141]

15:49 The concussive force of the C4 explosive launches Snake through Bowser's torso, instantly killing him.

[@dapixelboi3157]

Online Luigi Doubles *you'll get double the misfire*

[@treedude4246]

Alpharad saying twink gave my a very visceral reaction

[@minscandboo9749]

Snake. Snake. SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!

[@Danny-oy5kd]

Nobody: Not even a single organism: Snake: *THERE*

[@applelover2294]

I watch your new videos whenever they come out when I can

[@akesan2374]

Anyone in smash : **goes to online trying to have fun** Alpha and Dillon : *I'M GONNA STOP YOU RIGHT THERE*

[@SilverCuz27]

You know that Steve joke aged well

[@devonsmith195]

Ever since the Endgame episode of the Level 9 CPU Tournament, I recommended They Who Govern Reason to be used as one of the songs. After every video I've seen from Alpharad since then, I've heard this song being used... so he miiiiight be addicted to it now?

[@ursoanonimo8398]

God, the Touhou music is magnificent.

[@user-xb8pk9tt3p]

"That's where I must rebuke you. Because as you see one man, I C4"

[@rowletthejowlet6241]

(Someone steps near a C4) Snake" Killer Queen has already touched the floor" Edit: for some reason I thought this was going to an original comment then I remember who this community is comprises of

[@presto0194]

feels bad man

[@rowletthejowlet6241]

@@presto0194 Well I found someone Whose "Definitely" Not a JoJo Fan

[@locksteper64tm35]

Well yes, and with this logic, nikita is just Bites the Dust, and this is an amazing thing to think about.

[@dragonace5177]

15:51 Bowser: Now that he's dead, I don't have to worry about his C4! Snake (from beyond the grave): *THERE!*

[@sheilarose7985]

I hear moon theme I start floating Edit: I don't see it in the description

[@foundthenlost904]

I see snake doubles I start exploding

[@nintendweeb]

I’m very glad you’re including more of your friends like Major and Dillon in your videos, I like them a lot

[@nintendweeb]

Not that I don’t like Jo and Travis, I just appreciate the variety

[@Sharutia]

Nice, Yoshika's theme 🤗

[@briantang6693]

This was just explosions everywhere online doubles

[@foxxogomlem4016]

Oh boy, I cant wait to have some fun on Smash online! The Servers: *THERE*

[@thewraith255]

*Seven hours later* *Get into an online match* The server:KEPT YOU WAITING HUH

[@ProjectEchoshadow]

It’s weird how when contact creators change what they make people complain when you can just watch the old stuff again. This is still golden

[@Joshemaster]

Speedy clicker of the west.

[@james4429]

“What profile pic is most like goku?” *Picks super sonic* Lucario: Confused Screaming

[@shizathoth4534]

Killer Queen has already touched that platform!

[@bluekirby_64]

Nani?!

[@NightOwl2O]

I missed these online doubles videos! It be cool to see more of these in the future!

[@dicky6856]

what if you wanted to go to heaven but god said *”there”*

[@banezh1611]

*Hamburger*

[@saviodasilveira1909]

Hamburger

[@hylianro]

*Hamburger*

[@saggyhaggis]

Hamburger

[@youraveragejoe65]

*Hamburger*

[@korindenbow295]

Epic foreshadowing for Steve!

[@rycalamo2684]

14:33 That hard read tho

[@CyberGamingChannel]

11:35 laugh goes so well with Journey at Battle's End

[@pepper6592]

How did he predict steve in smash?

[@BokerBigBanana]

1:10 that ducktales theme

[@minamizawa2767]

Touhou music is so fitting for this video

[@TheKDjoker]

First time I'm early for one of these, great as always

[@laggalot1012]

These videos are the only thing in the world that simultaneously fill me with incomprehensible joy and total sadness.

[@kingofnone4390]

My favourite part is the tag, imagine walking into a tournament finals round and that’s your opponent. I would just give up.

[@ayo2776]

Snake saying 'THERE!' Plays on loop in hell, just telling you now to be a good person because you'll go crazy there.

[@HandsomeFrederickFastbear]

Wanna make others suffer I'll tell you in 3 simple words Young/Toon Link Doubles

[@Spo0kl]

Zenx Stuffz that’s 4 words what to hecc

[@HandsomeFrederickFastbear]

@@Spo0kl well you pick one ether toon or young