Mind Magician: This Master Memorizer Shares His Techniques

[@ErinLynagh]

Oh man, thanks to this video I remembered how to breathe just fast enough to not die

[@SmeddyTooBestChannel]

Lucky. I already died twice before watching this.

[@wx7fm]

200th like!

[@calviincalifornia4048]

the wonders of perfusion

[@BobRossCat]

@@breezedancer7485 when my nose is stuffed when I'm sleeping and I have to breath through my mouth, sometimes I forget to breath and I remember and start breathing heavily

[@flyingcucumber]

Pretty useful when you're high

[@jauxro]

The memory house is a real thing but now I am terrified to try it

[@noelhann5262]

jauxro don’t worry, just fall desperately in love with the ever watchful butler. That way, if he catches you, it won’t be so bad staying there forever.

[@sci_pain3409]

Noel Hann another benefit to desperately falling in love with the butler is that you might die by their side in a car accident

[@O2BAmachine]

Seriously, wtf. The butler...

[@annikacatulli2381]

sci_pain3 and you wont forget their name

[@christianmccauley7340]

It’s called a mind palace, and it’s just a memorization technique and it’s actually really helpful. Watch out of the butler tho

[@mrwhaler]

Uh oh, I think I watched this a bit too late, the everwatching butler is patrolling around while I'm stuck inside this cupboard. If I can reach the window he might not catch me leaving.

[@Nelso5000]

It's no use, the ever watching butler has you in his grasp. The only thing you can do is pray that he doesn't know that a salamander is a wet kind of lizard.

[@davelovell8631]

Wait for the fumes of the computer in your memory house oven to smoke him out

[@doubledenial8178]

The memory house isn't that bad of a place to stay. The butler's pretty nice if you don't try to escape too much

[@mrtoast9857]

I have fallen desperately in love with the everwatching butler, and I now know his name. He holds no power in my mind House now, and we now have many children. Thanks Michael!

[@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa420]

MrToast98 how could you have sex with another man and have children? Is the butler maybe a woman?

[@mrtoast9857]

VoiD great question!

[@smaller_cathedrals]

@@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa420 Gender is a social construct.

[@funnylittlecreature]

@@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa420 The butler transcends all reality and sex. Fool you are to assume the butler follows the same logic as us, for the butler is a higher being.

[@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa420]

I’m high as fuck and don’t know why we are talking about butlers what is going on

[@Competitive_Antagonist]

0:38 Now I have no problem remembering my mothers name. Only issue is I now need to see a Freudian psychologist.

[@MrU4theChillWind]

My mnemonic device is to tell myself Aunt Sally Identified A Wrinkly Karpet Of Limabeans, or ASIAWKOL, to remember "A salamander is a wet kind of lizard."

[@questioneverything6667]

MrUnite4thechildren you see, this is easy to remember because it begins with “ASIA”

[@point8192]

Thanks, I almost forgot what a salamander is!

[@mpoukanouka6622]

I wanna marry and subsequently die by the side of a salamander (which is a wet kind of lizard) in a car accident

[@juancanekortegasanchez7961]

(RUDE)

[@imin2461]

While the music is blasting from the portable oven

[@AZTigerMMA]

Haha someone understands NLP. I want to marry the butler

[@kys7615]

I did not know salamander was a wet kind of lizard (the salamander) thank you for clarifying (the salamander) for me. (I thank you)

[@therainbowlyon9980]

The Butler was in the other car

[@dunderthunder9858]

I like how he did the trick where he remembered the thing about the salamander at the end. God he's good.

[@AsitorCorporation]

He takes all the credit, but if you read the 1931 classic "Murder in the Ice Rink - Sherlock Holmes" you would know that these techniques are taught along with other mental methods in greater detail and with explanations on how to remember what a salamander is along with the other two vegetables in the animal kingdom using the techniques that sherlock himself used to solve the wedding birth at the baseball game.

[@gormold4163]

A radish is a type of nut. It is a meat, it is a nut.

[@itamarolmert3549]

@@gormold4163 it's a type of scarlet red meatball and the only vegetable.

[@bobs2809]

I watched this through the oven door on my laptop.

[@icecreamdf5259]

How the hell does he expect us to remember all of these memory techniques? I already forgot what the video is about.

[@NyscanRohid]

Video? What video? This is just a comment section. Edit: I found the video.

[@ridiqulos]

damit! I wanted jokes! not actual advice!

[@abyssssb913]

he told us about the everwatching butler but why would the everwatching butler be in our memory house if we did not remember him??? if we had not learned of the everwatching butler we would have no need to avoid him as he would not have the presence belonging to him located within the house of memory in question.

[@leightonpetty4817]

AbyssSSB The Butler swells within all Memory Houses. Memory Houses are not merely figments of your imagination, they are the realms of the Butler

[@BinBoggled]

And subsequently, as Leighton said butlers are the house.

[@noelhann5262]

Leighton Petty the memory house is not yours. the butler allows you access to his house to use. This is not because he is altruistic. Far from it. It is a lure, and the house his hunting ground. Therefore those who take advantage of the memory house have a significant advantage, but only at the cost of great personal risk.

[@TheLibran1]

How very Roko's Basilisk - only look it up f you too desire the curse!

[@therainbowlyon9980]

You've met the Butler in real life years ago, you just don't remember it. Your brain blocked out the horrible memory, but it still resides in the Memory House.

[@pontiuspilatus964]

Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

[@Competitive_Antagonist]

Didn't it used to be a separate life form that was "eated" by single celled organisms, which is why we have them?

[@CoffeeSnep]

@@Competitive_Antagonist it has different DNA, yes. I dont know exactly how that got there but it may have been absorbed and been able to survive and reproduce inside a single celled organism. The organism found a use for it and it didn't leave, so it kept replicating along with the organism. That's a possible explanation.

[@n9nex19]

Strangely, that "Imagine a life with them " thing works

[@ethanlivemere1162]

I personally have trouble remembering that a lizard is a dry kind of salamander. Any advice?

[@DaGoldC]

every clickhole video I watch at least 5 times

[@xl000]

My trick to remember things.. I store them on an imaginary mysql database, and when I need to know something, I make an imaginary request and I then get the results. All I need to do is remember the sql file.

[@mark9294]

😂😂

[@ethanlivemere1162]

I've been using the MOOODUF method for years now, it's really saved me thousands on new computers

[@BrazenSolar]

I'm really loving clickhole right now. Maybe it's me entering a new great phase or maybe it's clickhole. Either way, keep it up.

[@ActionYakPolice]

Oh thank god! I can't tell you the number of times I've lost a computer because I wanted to listen to Gregorian chant remixes of popular hits while scrubbing radishes for a casserole and then forgetting to remove my computer before preheating my oven to make the casserole. Life saver!

[@LoydAvenheart]

Right balance of seeming to be serious but being not serious.

[@kaityl3783]

I always forget my computer in my oven while I wash vegetables, this was so helpful.

[@ThomasStuart]

This video made $50. They had an editor, cameraman, actor, and social media manager.

[@sigrid714]

That memory house sounds a lot like Sherlock Holmes' "Mind Palace". It actually works too but with technology we can even do one better nowadays. If you have a VR headset.... Get Tilt Brush. Create a space that will be your "Memory House". If you need to remember something, draw or create an object to represent it, and place it. Because it's in VR, it's a lot easier to remember because you have that natural spatial memory, just like remembering a tangible place you've been to is easier than remembering ethereal information you read as text or heard. It's a great study companion...at least I find it to be.

[@synlong523]

A clickhole video that actually helps.

[@personman247]

I keep forgetting what this channel is about and expect a serious video

[@thelonekangaroo6150]

The 14 dislikes are from people who forgot about salamanders

[@3110-l6n]

This is where Michael Scott learned how to memorize

[@scoopsmcgoops]

Thanks, I'm excited to start your training routine! But, um... what's a salamander again?

[@neatoburrito7249]

V D.O. Underrated reply

[@atcatcatc]

Thanks to this, I'm also a master of memorization. I could never forget about the wet kind of lizard, the salanders.

[@Robertoni7]

He's right about the memory house thing. Im stuck in one now, but mine is a hotel and it's in California. Decent wi-fi though.

[@eta10tp1]

wow and I actually did remember that salamanders are a kind of wet lizards

[@Parkerjw]

I don't know how I'm making this comment.... The butler got me... I've been here for 3 years, stuck by the plants, which visualize the fact of photosynthesis.... If you can find my memory house HELP ME!!

[@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa420]

Gaming Guy hi

[@ethanboriack6706]

This whole channel is one massive fever dream

[@juinorgaming3417]

lmaoo I watched this channel already and actually needed some help with memory, after the first rule I was like wtf? I look at the channel name and face palm lmao

[@sociopathangel8642]

Honestly, I just discovered ClickHole and I'm just three videos in and I felt like I know where my one friend learned how to talk to me when he just want to goof around

[@Maddin1313]

The Everwatching Butler is giving me flashbacks to the butler in Lara Croft's mansion.

[@NuonCheaKhmer]

Maddin1313 literally the first thing i thought of

[@valyri]

the first one genuinely works, lmao

[@jaxcipher4111]

Thanks!!!

[@ryanfrick2190]

What if I get the Catherine I died in a car crash with mixed up with the Catherine who died of leukemia?

[@squeakyelbows]

You can just order the butler to make you tea, and when he is making you tea, that's when you leave the memory house.

[@NotEmiliaNatsuki]

That tie really sells it

[@Mom-yg1rt]

Fell in love with my neighbors dog... should I steal it and drive off into the sunset until we crash and die?

[@samnye1768]

very cool

[@chefalopod1137]

I wouldn't worry too much about the ever watching butler, as he can only walk.

[@funnylittlecreature]

Idk man, when I saw the butler slowly walking towards me, I was kind of in a trance. His one eye kept me frozen. The only thing that saved me was remembering a huge couch in between us and escaping, haha!

[@smithmcsmithy2645]

I have an even better technique, lock them in your basement, and put a name tag on them, so anytime they ask for food, it won’t be awkward when you look at their name tag, because you can tell them about the weather outside and will be too distracted by that to notice you glance at their name tag, perfect solution to not remembering peoples names. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been having dinner with my boss and family where I’ve been able to bring up the weather, and look at my bosses name Tag, it makes it so much less awkward then to ask their name, anyway, hope you enjoyed the tip

[@Flowboat]

thanks it works

[@tatelittell5967]

The Everwatching Butler is like the demagorgon from Stranger Things

[@TheCat_3]

Man the info in this video was great like the part with the... uh.... or maybe the.... what am I talking about again?

[@dwarfbombgaming8250]

Zoologist rage in me: SALAMANDERS AINT LIZARDS YA FOOLZ

[@chrispowell8121]

This is good, but now I desperately want to be with Michael Orlan.

[@dmarsub]

I watched the video and learned all the techniques, now i scrolled down to comment about my sucess.... but i forgot everything he said...

[@SuchBadUserName]

the first tip actually sounds legit

[@davidaugggh]

Inspirational

[@nathanfenster3425]

I literally forgot what a salamander is by the end of this video... I have a lot of work ahead of me.

[@ethanlivemere1162]

"I'm Michael Orlan, and this is my masterclass"

[@Jaydotnando]

You can never leave the Memory House

[@AZTigerMMA]

Is the butler your subconscious mind? I don’t understand that metaphor

[@jamesyeung3286]

no,the butler is the butler,he is eternal

[@norbis3939]

I always think that a salamander is a flat kind of lizard

[@AZTigerMMA]

I feel like I was also nlp Ed Bud I don’t know with what

[@hansijawns]

Thanks to this video, I now know that a salamander is a.... FUCK!

[@Lameashellcosplay]

The thumbnail reminds me of that spongebob episode.

[@Opal7777]

What's a salamander?

[@avothg3379]

I cant sleep noe

[@avothg3379]

now*

[@uilsoum875]

the butler caught me how do i get out

[@FalconMain3]

uilsoum you can never leave after that, I’m sorry for you brother

[@alekosthecrow]

I love that memory house concept. Kinda like the backrooms

[@chinesecabbagefarmer]

not sure if I've seen this before but now I know what a lizard is!

[@butterflytaster5553]

Ha, jokes on you! I channelled all my powers of forgetfulness into forgetting that the ever-watching butler existed, and completely threw any memory of him out the window of my memory house and into the gaping void outside. Now I'm free to stay as long as I want once I finish this comment and go back to forgetting he exis--

[@GordonSlamsay]

I actually do the remembering names thing

[@Justin_Joy]

"We're not talking about this, or this, WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THIS"

[@KillerKilometers]

Wait, whats a salamander again?

[@calviincalifornia4048]

i once entered my memory house, the laundry had been all over the floor but before my seeing butler could catch me i used several housecats to sever my pinkie finger from my right hand. then i tossed it at him with all the strength a radish could provide and he took it and placed it behind his ear nose like a future cigarette. i quickly fled while leaving behind an invisible gas of methane from my leaking heiney. now i am immortal because i cast a finger into the infinite! :)

[@chixenlegjo]

tf is a salamander

[@Edfiki86]

The butler looking kinda thicc fr fr

[@kys7615]

Shit! i wish i learned MOOODUF sooner, today I burned my whole house and both of my parents died, thankfully i have saved my collection of empty water bottles that i was supposed to get disposed of that day.

[@jamietaylor8663]

Honestly I've met people who didn't know what salamanders are

[@bojanglesfries]

His hair is like an exploding volcano

[@aniyilator]

Wait, what's the name of that wet kind of lizard? Damn, I knew that I should have envisioned a life together with it.

[@CapuchinoProduccions]

God dammit why do I love this

[@luzziplays9559]

I remember running away from the everwatching butler once, by the way i'm now a furniture and i can't remember anything else

[@nofatchxplzthx]

should have invited this guy to the DNC to speak, he would have made more sense than anyone else there

[@thegreenestofmachines]

A gecko is a green kind of fruit

[@SlapthePissouttayew]

What was this video about? I could replay it but I'm a busy man and have salamander butlers to reprimand.

[@tyro244]

All Glory to the Hypno-Salamander.

[@ChrisPTender]

This guy looks like Gale from Breaking Bad.

[@levilukeskytrekker]

A salamander is a wet kind of lizard.

[@someperson3807]

the first tip was an actual joke this channel made holy shit and again the other ones were just random shit

[@hunterdunn4352]

a salamander is a wet kind of lizard

[@terencef97]

Can't remember what a salamander is

[@calviincalifornia4048]

each night a large black ghost enters my room and treats my mouth like a woman

[@YokeyDokey]

LMAOOOO

[@infernoquest441]

Can’t believe he actually remembered what a salamander was even at the end of the video. Amazing

[@pissuparope1816]

7 guys can't remember why they clicked this link. ;)

[@ellie-ys3qz]

Salamanders aren't lizards, they're amphibians

[@TurboRTM]

Which are wet lizards.

[@jamshust]

Do you member? Oh I member.

[@jamshust]

Let the tears out big boy!

[@pissuparope1816]

But why would you put your computer... oh l see...

[@jamietaylor8663]

The butler must be so lonely 😓😪

[@ChenSaboriNyan]

northernlion has competition

[@samnub7912]

Salamanders are a wet kind of lizard. Thank you.

[@Pinkstarclan]

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