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@JustSomeCanadianGuy6 жыл бұрын
The people who disliked this never had a lung full of barn slime.
@IsaKocoglu5 жыл бұрын
*I'm just some Canadian guy and I say* I agree. I disliked this video. Must be because of me never having a lung full of barn slime, I guess?
@Casey-dy2oo5 жыл бұрын
Isa Kocoglu man it seems like you can’t take two jokes. The video and his comment lol.
@IsaKocoglu5 жыл бұрын
*Casey* It ruins the joke when the one telling the joke has to explain their joke. So I won't explain it.
@Casey-dy2oo5 жыл бұрын
Isa Kocoglu not true! There are jokes that people sometimes need to explain that still are hilarious when the punch line is understood.
@bobaldo23394 жыл бұрын
@@Casey-dy2oo Laundry is a bright red joke!
@bd8d2236 жыл бұрын
How can they believe in God after they ran out of radishes that one time?
@bd8d2236 жыл бұрын
@Ernő Bakk and then he didn't kill them with his fangs
@rawbagle6 жыл бұрын
The radishes returned though after Jesus went back into the air-duct to tell everyone in heaven to drop down some radishes.
@Pr0tal5 жыл бұрын
BD8D they kissed Jesus’s cool shoes so ofc they believed
@arizmack63415 жыл бұрын
Or when their Salami rolled away
@yebsquig23735 жыл бұрын
And then god forgave them after they shared their private shark drawings
@lucass34856 жыл бұрын
*Go find a new mom, compadre, because my only daughter is God now*
@smittywerbenjagermanjensen92813 жыл бұрын
if my mom doesn't say this to me at least once in my lifetime, i will be unfulfilled
@P3t3rminator3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that's where it is :D That almost broke me forever.
@unfathomable34345 жыл бұрын
"I was crawling into a barn to do my barn mischief" just sounds like a normal Friday.
@nbucwa66215 жыл бұрын
"Nobody cares about triangles. They not even round! And they don't taste like anything." Unlike radishes . . .
@Isaacandjed4 жыл бұрын
Radishes taste like a kind of drug that makes your stomach full.
@G.r.e.g.g.l.e.s4 жыл бұрын
Radishes taste like a gem of the earth, like a fruit, like a meat, like a nut, like the only vegetable.
@redpepper744 жыл бұрын
Radishes taste like nothing, they taste like round objects that are red and fit in your living room. They are found underneath the earth and the solar system, and they only smell like a leaf.
@tanyah-b98093 жыл бұрын
I'm glad you guys have radishes, I ran out of mine and now I have to look after my dead son
@SamJohnsonVoice5 жыл бұрын
I hate when my disgusting barn crimes get interrupted
@nicolaslarrain92645 жыл бұрын
Sam Johnson i feel you man
@sarraaa63623 жыл бұрын
So sad tho. 😑😭
@heathencreaturus18433 жыл бұрын
A similar situation that I hate is when my abandoned grain silo crimes get disturbed 😞
@merlynjep6 жыл бұрын
I appreciate when a comedy channel like Clickhole can set aside the jokes to cover such an important subject, but I am looking forward to the return of satire next week.
@svrvphimprod Жыл бұрын
This is the best comment like this I've seen, because it's so meta
@poetrymilk6 жыл бұрын
I love the reprise of characters from People Talk About The First Time They Ran Out Of Radishes
@sparkside2176 жыл бұрын
Characters? These are real people being interviewed
@poetrymilk5 жыл бұрын
@@sparkside217 you are so right, I'm sorry I was being a fool
@Tyler-bp4md5 жыл бұрын
the white lady isnt here ):
@senior_potato20945 жыл бұрын
I need more of them
@davidarredondo20175 жыл бұрын
@@Tyler-bp4md she died due to running out of radishes
@garlicbread98756 жыл бұрын
I found god in a barn and now I believe in laundry
@happymolecule88946 жыл бұрын
Garlic Bread Heathen
@saraiquintana40536 жыл бұрын
Powerful
@joelyon746 жыл бұрын
I found God in laundry and now I believe in barn.
@memeswiper6 жыл бұрын
I found laundry in god and now I believe in barn
@jearmeymorgan82976 жыл бұрын
I found a barn in laundry, now I believe in God
@ThatsWhatSheSaid-4206 жыл бұрын
If atheists don't believe in God the Animal, then what stops them from going out and doing barn mischief?
@mrglibb6 жыл бұрын
If they don't do barn mischief, how will they find the big bag of laundry that proves god's existence?
@venusianblivet95185 жыл бұрын
God is too fat to be real
@MrFiesta695 жыл бұрын
The same thing that stops you from hurting yourself
@GarboSweaty5 жыл бұрын
Checkmate
@f.i.r.e.51195 жыл бұрын
Erm, let's see... _COMMON SENSE?!_
@BRITISHGU1Y6 жыл бұрын
“When barn laundry made me a religious diva, all my singles became the top Spotify on Pandora”
@bobbob-ok6ox6 жыл бұрын
Thanos car 😎
@JimmyFallonRox8986 жыл бұрын
I wheezed
@finneaspatterson62252 жыл бұрын
I WAS LIKE 666 NOBODY IS ALLOWED TO LIKE OR UNLIKE THIS COMMENT ANYMORE
@FapStaff6 жыл бұрын
I have a graduate degree in religious philosophy, and I can confirm that this is 100% accurate.
@lewistranmer23995 жыл бұрын
OneGiantPunch Jesus wtf do you do with a degree in religious philosophy
@solodolosolomon5 жыл бұрын
@@lewistranmer2399 travel and research.
@artemreinhart7475 жыл бұрын
I have a small penis But, you find baskets of laundry in barns and preach it.
@0rbeez4 жыл бұрын
@@lewistranmer2399 discuss the different types of laundry that god puts in your barn
@2π-θ2 жыл бұрын
@@lewistranmer2399 Post comments like "I have a graduate degree in religious philosophy, and I can confirm that this is 100% accurate."
@ellatgrasso20966 жыл бұрын
"Checkmate Dr.Robotnik" lololololololol
@landoflogic1076 жыл бұрын
Ella T Grasso I invented the typewriter.
@isaiahlarsen25076 жыл бұрын
Checkmate Trigonometry Baby...llololol...this is the best thing ever....
@ashb24834 жыл бұрын
Lololol
@Frogggle3 жыл бұрын
@@landoflogic107 I also invented the type writer
@landoflogic1073 жыл бұрын
@@Frogggle always two there are, no more, no less.
@coolbrotherf1276 жыл бұрын
RIP Trigonometry Baby, you will be missed.
@burntferidgerator68486 жыл бұрын
Nobody likes tasteless triangles. Trigonometry baby is useless
@maddyterrell05 жыл бұрын
@@burntferidgerator6848 Yeah, they aren't even round
@alekzander13514 жыл бұрын
Only the Nasa Spacemen take the SATs They're such lunatics.
@kyzf Жыл бұрын
He'll be back
@RULERofCERTAINthings6 жыл бұрын
Who writes the dialogue for this, it’s pretty next level
@MercenaryPhase5 жыл бұрын
It sounds like an AI 😂
@O2BAmachine3 жыл бұрын
AI or shrooms, or both.
@xennial_miracle3 жыл бұрын
This is what happens when the world gets too absurd for The Onion, they kick it up ten notches.
@ianfowler87436 жыл бұрын
This is the quality content I subscribed for.
@genericyoutubehandle5 жыл бұрын
"I was crawling into a barn, to do my barn mischief" right off the bat, I am cracking up 😂
@jasonjason65845 жыл бұрын
Barn crimes*
@Ben-rz9cf2 жыл бұрын
Checkmate, trigonometry baby.
@tommygarson85925 жыл бұрын
"Nobody cares about triangles, they're not round, and they don't taste like anything" A level scripting. I lost it while watching this
@andrewodinson3726 Жыл бұрын
"Checkmate, Dr. Robotnik" caught me so off-guard, that was hilarious.
@slippingbugs6 жыл бұрын
“Disgusting barn crimes”
@lordoaf6 жыл бұрын
I’m glad these people had these incredible experiences after running out of radishes
@ciridan12415 жыл бұрын
I remember my story. My conversion happened in a foxhole. I was an atheist. We were getting overrun by the enemy, and I remember gripping my rifle, thinking it was the end. In desperation, I pleaded with a God that may or may not have even been there. And then I smelt it. There was a bag of laundry just sitting there next to me in the earthen ditch. That’s why there’s no such thing as an atheist in a foxhole, there’s usually a bag of laundry there too
@PurpleMetal752 жыл бұрын
But was it in a barn?
@jeremytitus9519 Жыл бұрын
@@PurpleMetal75 the worst engagements always happen in barns.
@BeeHatGuy11 ай бұрын
@@PurpleMetal75I was his lieutenant, the one who told them to fight from a foxhole in a barn. It's true
@Masterbaiter10006 жыл бұрын
Till this day triangles are a mystery, because of what that man did to the baby.
@jimjimsauce5 жыл бұрын
Thot Slayer who cares? They’re not even round
@fuckoffwiththehandles5 жыл бұрын
No joke. Every time I think I've learned the pythagoras theorem I forget it not long afterwards. I'm sure I'd be able to retain it in my memory if the trigonometry baby were still with us.
@23rdpresidentoftheunitedst643 жыл бұрын
And they don't taste like anything
@Masterbaiter10003 жыл бұрын
@@23rdpresidentoftheunitedst64 wut bout pizza tho
@dtmcgmcgr90813 жыл бұрын
Its okay *cos* the baby *sin* ed.
@sarawawa89845 жыл бұрын
“Because my only daughter is god now” idk why that line killed me but it did
@chrisbarrett83776 жыл бұрын
Kudos to the actors who read this and deliver it so well with such straight faces
@caltic47436 жыл бұрын
Actors?
@baitzadasuto6 жыл бұрын
Someone should ask these people if they've ever run out of radishes and how they felt about that if they have
@user-np2ui1yu9r6 жыл бұрын
Stop trying to be slick😂
@coltonallgire11356 жыл бұрын
What
@user-np2ui1yu9r6 жыл бұрын
@@coltonallgire1135 it's already a video and you know it.
@ParadoxGavel6 жыл бұрын
I remember one time, I used up my last radish. I knew I shouldn't have. I knew I should've bought some more before I used up the last one, but I needed my fix of radish. And as soon as I started chopping it up, Jesus himself kicked down my door, and told me that I wasn't allowed to believe in God anymore.
@user-np2ui1yu9r6 жыл бұрын
@@ParadoxGavel close: the radishes (the beautiful magical red nuts) had crawled out if their garage, and when Jesus Christ climbed out of their air ducts, all they could do was kiss his feet a few times. Overall you were quite accurate
@jiboodie53445 жыл бұрын
“Dad gave me my khakis, but God gave me my dad” 💀
@TTLOSF6 жыл бұрын
i forgot this channel was satire so when i saw the title i was amazed
@TheGhostFace1876 жыл бұрын
Has anyone seen my bag of laundry? I last had it in a barn. I really hope no one found it and miss took it for evidence for the existence of god.
@sixela64 жыл бұрын
I love you platonically now
@mark92945 ай бұрын
I lost it too
@Michael-lc8yl6 жыл бұрын
Believe it or not, this is what sanity looks like.
@Dr.JeremyDunks6 жыл бұрын
The radish crew is back!
@user-np2ui1yu9r6 жыл бұрын
I love them
@nickc36576 жыл бұрын
RIP Trigonometry Baby F
@burntferidgerator68486 жыл бұрын
F uck trigonometry baby, nobody cares about tasteless triangles that aren't round
@bethematerials93645 жыл бұрын
📐⚠️🔼🔺⁉️
@ashb24834 жыл бұрын
F
@eligibbons21556 жыл бұрын
Great to see some good christian content on KZbin!
@humbughumbughumbug6 жыл бұрын
Family-Friendly-Felix should have them on his Christian channel!
@rawbagle6 жыл бұрын
LOL I love when he "has a smile" at 1:45
@justinurlungs6676 жыл бұрын
Omg the NASA astronauts taking SATs part lol
@DriftingMari5 жыл бұрын
This dude singlehandedly eradicated every triangle
@FortunAdlaich9 ай бұрын
This channel is the epitome of “I never thought I’d hear that sentence”
@zachelliott74473 жыл бұрын
1:53 In Gloom - God The Animal
@pumpkin8222 Жыл бұрын
And it still sounds like an old bill Nye science show, and I love it. Also, fun fact, that song was based on non metal lyrics that sound like metal
@cutups Жыл бұрын
This video always makes me cry. Thanks, laundry.
@stephenwindows88485 жыл бұрын
Absolutely touching, remarkable. 10/10
@ogmudbone23346 жыл бұрын
Triangles are the only shape -Trigonometry baby
@DadBodSwagGod Жыл бұрын
Whoever wrote these... I love you
@SuomenMato6 жыл бұрын
This happened to a friend of mine
@davidarredondo20175 жыл бұрын
This is a window into another dimension
@Casey_Jones6 жыл бұрын
He's now the most SoundCloud on Tidal
@yeofmreezenzock62216 жыл бұрын
Glad the radish crew is back
@Oxzowachi4 жыл бұрын
"God is real, but he doesn't do anything" LMAO
@PALACIO2546 жыл бұрын
never ever speak ill of trigonometry baby
@gurleensodhi41065 жыл бұрын
This made me into a believer!!!😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏 My eyes have been opened 😲😲😲
@RougePlayer3 жыл бұрын
1:53 intro to god the animal 😂
@TheAmyrlinSeat11 ай бұрын
I'm so glad God saved her from her disgusting barn crimes
@Ladondorf6 жыл бұрын
*THERE I WAS, STANDING IN MY BARN, SQUIRTING OUT MY BARN SLIME*
@devtomar89063 жыл бұрын
That is why I'm atheist, I never found a big bag of laundry in my barn.
@aidanbay87212 жыл бұрын
I might be 3 years late but this is top 5 videos I’ve watch this year. Third time through I’m still cracking up
@aidensnacklad41786 жыл бұрын
Bless all on this glorious laundry day.
@LordEptar4 жыл бұрын
I can't believe the lady was committing barn crimes, absolutely horrible and disturbing behavior. It's one thing to commit barn mischief, but barn crimes? Unacceptable.
@breezy23745 жыл бұрын
This just shows god can be found in all of us. Amen!🙏
@motron18454 жыл бұрын
This might, just might, be the best thing on the internet.
@ApolloTheDerg5 жыл бұрын
Truly heartwarming.
@falnica6 жыл бұрын
So that's why Trigonometry Baby stopped going to my karaoke theater
@StromburlyRedux2 жыл бұрын
Anybody else here from In Gloom’s song? 😂
@rbdriftin6 жыл бұрын
What a wonderful miracle, I hope one day to find laundry in my house. All of my clothes were stolen unfortunately but these stories from others keep my faith alive.
@magik43536 жыл бұрын
yo that second guy looks like one of the people who ran out of radishes. The only reasonable explanation is that his lack of radishes at that moment in time caused him so much stress that he split himself into two identical men weighing 250 pounds.
@richardmiddaugh97492 жыл бұрын
It is mathematically impossible to anticipate the next word about to be spoken in a ClickHole video
@jasonhatt42956 жыл бұрын
God Bless Laundry. These are the kind of blessings that get people saved!
@allenrussell19474 жыл бұрын
I asked my daughter how college was going and she told me that they had cancelled her advanced mathematics course because some deranged religious lunatic had stormed into the Dean's office ranting about finding a bag of laundry while doing her barn crimes. Apparently the dean had also come upon a shortage of radishes.
@A_Tay1014 жыл бұрын
Amen... God help us all to continue finding you as we squirt out our barn slime... But seriously though, God bless you all
@jeremypaguibitan15286 жыл бұрын
Thank you for this. I really needed the powerful message of this video
@TheAverageChannelx3 жыл бұрын
After I lost my radishes, I had lost hope. There was no bitter Gatorade, there were no more radishes. How could such a benevolent god overlook such crimes. But when I smelled those 2 week old gym socks in that barn, I saw that maybe there was another way
@EdwardHowton5 жыл бұрын
The single hardest-hitting evidence for God I've ever heard. After this, I can only remain an atheist through the sheer power of stubbornness. Thanks, stubbornness.
@RacecarsAndRicefish6 жыл бұрын
Often in these clickhole videos, they all tell the exact same story, sharing too many similar details, but this one had plenty of variation. The three people all had very unique stories and I laughed a lot more from this one than any of the past ones. maybe it's unrelated-- anyways good job guys
@sanju38716 жыл бұрын
Her voice is so soothing, that I don't care , for the fact that they killed trigonometry baby
@SirChubbyBunny4 жыл бұрын
Trigonometry baby is a heretic for trying to summon dark, occult secrets about triangles. Triangles are stupid. But you know what's not stupid? Tending to your radishes in the garage.
@TheChickenRiceBowl5 жыл бұрын
2:08 English captions: "God has huge poisonous veins" LMFAOOOOO I'm laughing so hard I barely have the strength to type this
@liquidsolidsnake013 жыл бұрын
"God's Glorious Face Makes Me Bored" still slaps. Please give it a listen if it's been a while.
@KinataKnight4 жыл бұрын
You know a video is good when every single line is quoted in the comments section.
@jonnylawless6797 Жыл бұрын
Who's here cause of In Gloom?
@subaru49208 ай бұрын
What is in gloom and what does it have to do with this serious video
@Timberwolfer215 жыл бұрын
As an atheist, I am at a loss of words. My father always kept the barn laundry away, even when I was in the barn. I felt cold, aimless without the hay covered bundles from god. But then, one day, in the barn, I looked over at my father and said, “Hey, skinsag, why didn’t I get laundry?”. His face widened in shock, and he died. I check his corpse and he was just a big pile of barn laundry!
@kyrridas15735 жыл бұрын
You had me at "barn mischief"
@3489805jpm5 жыл бұрын
I'm convinced that all of these videos are actual issues in other timelines. Somehow, this chanel has made it into ours. **edit** Just fixed a spelling mistake
@jaaqess25256 жыл бұрын
This channel gives me life
@daisy-td9qs5 жыл бұрын
I love how it just gets progressively more disturbing the longer it goes on
@codykincade2213 жыл бұрын
I came here because of In gloom: God the animal
@l-l6 жыл бұрын
My favorite type of video from this channel.
@metalismybusiness15006 жыл бұрын
Not only does the laundry in my barn prove God's existence, it shows how interesting and tasteful His opinions about agriculture and the human modus operandi are. Truly magnificent, a spit in the face of non-believers and science chauvinists, like Trigonometry Baby.
@someonewhobitthedust91245 жыл бұрын
Nobody: ... Trigonometry baby: triangles are the only shape!
@tyreeserobinson87665 жыл бұрын
Powerful, such an occurance would make anyone kneel before the king
@6.2Hemi6 жыл бұрын
i found god in some laundry and now i believe in barns
@badusername99039 ай бұрын
God, the animal, squirted out some laundry into my barn, and that's why I'm havin' a smile. *twitch*
@subaru49208 ай бұрын
Brilliant acting
@alkonostX Жыл бұрын
I am so glad we have a space to talk about how a radish-free life has affected our lives. It's something I would never wish on anyone, even my worst enemies.
@antsinmyeyes95475 жыл бұрын
Rip trigonometry baby, always in my hearts
@Jack_Slate6 жыл бұрын
Yes, I knew those lines sounded familiar, ClickHole! Amazing stuff.
@DylanKartWii5 жыл бұрын
Here I was thinking I was missing out by skipping trigonometry, luckily triangles aren’t even round and they don’t even taste good. Thank laundry!
@genericyoutube59222 жыл бұрын
Only here because this is sampled at the beginning of the song God the Animal by In Gloom and I had to see what it was lmaooo
@thecoconutfromthetf2files2 жыл бұрын
Holy shit me too
@genericyoutube59222 жыл бұрын
@@thecoconutfromthetf2files thats awesome lmao this is absolutely not what I expected to find
@thecoconutfromthetf2files2 жыл бұрын
@@genericyoutube5922 yeah I thought it would be like an actual documentary, not this 😂 Still metal asf Sorry I replied to your old ass comment
@billydoidge76613 жыл бұрын
People who say it's fake clearly haven't ever found a big bag of laundry in a barn
@aristofebrio5 жыл бұрын
PREACH!!! ✋✋✋
@svrvphimprod Жыл бұрын
THAT'S WHERE THIS SAMPLE COMES FROM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@Niuwuning Жыл бұрын
Anyone else here from that In Gloom?
@Vulcan. Жыл бұрын
yup!
@subaru49208 ай бұрын
No idea what that means
@TheIntrovert835 жыл бұрын
This video temporarily cured my depression. LMFAO!
@nianainranzvlog71175 жыл бұрын
God really works in mysterious ways
@joepesci58455 жыл бұрын
This is like the stuff of which our subconsciouses are made of.