Minecraft, But if I Die, we ALL DIE...

[@oscar18034]

Pyro is genuinely the only youtuber I’ve consistently watched for about 5 years straight now

[@rinisboosted]

same except i also watched uberdanger

[@MammothChats]

Been watching since the funny pizza 🍕

[@viperukyt5698]

To watch him consistently, wouldn’t he have to upload consistently?

[@redmist6630]

so like, seven vids lol

[@AFrogNamedAtlas]

same here i think i started watching since the snipars video

[@HexRox]

I like that the let's play is still like a "documentary-like" format

[@hazimsuhairi4486]

He can't help himself

[@RailwayScholar]

@@hazimsuhairi4486 he shouldn’t

[@Home_Rich]

Good

[@savage47]

@@RailwayScholar Why tho

[@RailwayScholar]

@@savage47 cuz his docus are fire

[@Yahiamice]

soundboard funny

[@DrunkGnu]

what soundboard did you use, bossman?

[@TydeForseti]

@@DrunkGnu my guess is a GoXLR.

[@luiz3r0]

>Horse walks in

[@hal565]

OOOMAGAD

[@hono.sapiens]

YAHI!

[@erykzysk3330]

I can already see the cooperation during this falling apart within seconds.

[@AxxLAfriku]

GAGAGAGAGA I just disliked my own face because I am unpretty. HOWEVER: I always like my GOOD videos however. No dislikes allowed where I come from. Don't be mean, dear er

[@hakuacrow2295]

Boy if you watched the stream this is one hell of a ride

[@callimarie]

eyrk...?

[@erykzysk3330]

@@hakuacrow2295 Unfortunately I did not, I'm lucky that this channel exists.

[@erykzysk3330]

@@callimarie Clamrrie?

[@duckstillhere]

“Couldn’t find any food.” Literal haystacks in frame. This is what we call a bruh moment.

[@madmannn9576]

Not everyone is a greaser like you

[@heyyou9472]

very cool racial slur

[@bigdaddyswagmoney]

@@heyyou9472 ????

[@heyyou9472]

@@bigdaddyswagmoney "Greaser" is a racial slur

[@pommeslord1824]

@@heyyou9472 I really hope you're joking.

[@eustacethefarmer8989]

I remember when pyro said that minecraft stalks him like a fucking disease

[@aymuhspunj]

Well, we are in the middle of a pandemic.

[@RezzieRaccoon]

maybe it finally got to the fart sniffer after all...

[@thebigguy3964]

Funny ain’t it?

[@redmist6630]

6:09 the wheelchair emotes were so funny the whole stream

[@brumbo181]

Ok hold on real quick, ignoring the comment, where the fuck did you find realistic eustice for your profile picture? I must find also find it

[@ThatRipOff]

I really appreciate how Pyro still goes to the effort to edit and narrate his stream videos, as if they were just another video for him. Hardly anybody does that. Usually they just dump the raw VOD and forget about it.

[@pxrpetualpxin1143]

I love that a lot Very appreciative and makes it x100 more watchable when compared to other VODs Pyro is the king in that regard.

[@MagnusTonitrum117]

he has a vod channel

[@Flamme-Sanabi]

And pay people to do the editing-

[@skywardarceus]

This comment aged really poorly

[@JelatinMold]

sloopppppppppppp

[@Neeblan2043]

I paid 7.99 a month for pyros discord and I've never hated myself more

[@erykzysk3330]

This is one of these times when I'm jealous of someone's suffering.

[@prettyboyreign5180]

You have to pay for that? Jesus i hate you too

[@punch444]

imagine paying for something discord related lul

[@seanplays164]

you just paid for budget twitter

[@Ironbanner12]

Worst desicion of your life

[@FXFlop]

pyro saying “diggy diggy hole” is the funniest thing i ever heard of my entire life

[@vertigognome6617]

A true callback to a simpler time on KZbin

[@jimmydore5136]

“After looting the village, we couldn’t find any food”, he says, walking past a pile of hay bales

[@Elemtree]

I wonder how many ad sponsorships it cost for Pyro to afford that diamond armour.

[@AubreyGal]

2 and a half raid sponsors

[@abithapa9099]

Most live streamers don’t engage me, especially Minecraft ones. I usually find them too annoying, or just not catered to my age demographic. But there’s something about you that captivates me. I haven’t figured out exactly what it is: maybe it’s the fact that you also make very engaging long-form content (loved Utopia UK by the way), maybe it’s your humor, maybe it’s your personality. But thank you, Pyro. Thank you for sboom ytaews eguh. What, you thought this was a heartfelt comment? Yeah, it kind of is. Thanks for entertaining me, you’re pretty much the only KZbinr I watch consistently.

[@cybersentient4758]

Pyro hasn't sold out to the KZbin overlords He's like moistcr1tikal but less mature lol

[@_0451_]

gay

[@redmist6630]

hes slowly turning into fat n racist pyro lets go

[@TheRealestKushSmoker420]

sboom ytaews eguh.

[@mister420blazeit2]

its cuz pyro is our favorite furry lesbian bri'ish wa'er bloke

[@kurros1270]

Jokea aside, it's actually nice seeing Pyro improve over the last 6 years.

[@Don__Quixote-2674]

Interesting thought, I agree

[@kurros1270]

@@Don__Quixote-2674 NYAAHH!!!

[@Dia06]

Brother

[@retro_aqua_]

i love neco arc army

[@Edward2400]

@@retro_aqua_ do you though?

[@wcd5344]

19:44 I literally spat my drink out I don’t know why I find this funny, gen Z humor does something to your head

[@fjdpaco]

Congratulations! You are now qualified to play in the DreamSMP and get your name all over twitter whenever you're live

[@showerheadjoker9672]

@@56jasa smp live was actually fire tho

[@Splatoongalaxy3]

You guys remember when pyro live was fun

[@Cut-Short]

The golden age is long gone now...

[@somepretentiousguy3492]

Documentary-style narration of a story about a group of various psychopaths who start off as friends but their relationships descend into madness and infighting as hunger and boredom set in this is literally just your platform video, but with slightly lower stakes

[@danishcookies]

Yo, great job for the editing. Absolutely loved the way it was presented and the whole narrative presentation and funny le epic troll memes. Especially since the original stream had so many issues with lag, camera fucking up and chili. Kudos hopefully you can keep producing great content not only on your main but here as well for us to enjoy cheers

[@lonk7596]

The sound bites were literally trying to suffocate me through laughter

[@MummysRosarySAO]

Pyro: I hate dead memes Also Pyro: Goofy grin upon hearing the "OOOH MAH GOD!" meme (26:06) The ironic thing about Pyro and dead memes, we all know he loves them, his videos are full of them

[@lolxd244]

his hair in the early streams was so much better, what happened?????

[@NegiSpringfieldTV]

Seeing Yung Lean in this is really funny. I've been listening to a lot of his music and watching videos with him in them. He's a treasure and it's awesome that Pyro included him in the video.

[@oddjob2043]

This was literally pyro's first twitch playthrough kind of stream

[@LittleFire131]

I love how his streaming took off after this, it's great to have him

[@the_pinkienator8896]

9:14 im so glad no matter how much you change pyro you still will bully roman to your damn dying breath

[@evanblake5252]

We all die anyway, Pyro. Everyone does.

[@mrperson8321]

Back when the slop Chanel had quality

[@soccermomxd5774]

Actually loving these gaming vids with friends

[@studioapartment6545]

therapist: long hair pyrocynical cant hurt you he isnt real long hair pyrocynical: 1:25

[@jargehendo8749]

Pyrocinicle: hears cat hissing also Pyrocinicle: has a seizure

[@Foxisaboss]

I don’t know if this means anything or you will see this but your videos really are helping me through a rough patch thank you

[@kirstenhouten5524]

genuinely laughing my ass off at all the vine sound effects. my brain has rotted.

[@dangdart3236]

You found it. A comment section that is actually nice to Pyro.

[@beep8794]

pyrocynical

[@avocadojuice898]

Pyrocynical

[@legitbusinessownergus7620]

Pyrocynical

[@benjaminvollmers-hansen1666]

Pyrocinical

[@DanB779]

Bought my pyro sweater when it dropped at 3pm, can’t wait to get it

[@shmac4530]

I love these types of pyro gaming vids they’re just chill

[@Dorkyzzz]

hearing pyro say "pigmen" didn't make me blink, until i realised that i'm just an old mc player :' )

[@Tacoyme11]

Bruh nether update came less than 2 years ago. Tf u on about?

[@Dorkyzzz]

@@Tacoyme11 no need to shit your pants dude

[@dogfellow3848]

@@Dorkyzzz Can I shit my pants anyway?

[@Brslld]

This is what the stole from us

[@saulgoodman8858]

Pyro is now a certified gamer.

[@voidpope]

0:55 when he said he didn't out source it I imagined him sitting down by the fireplace knitting them one by one all by himself

[@Hepheat75]

Pyro will never escape Minecraft

[@hokeyirishfokey]

17:58 in a texture pack that yahi used for a vid, the texture of gravel changed to a camel with a rifle strapped to it's side, otherwise known as tactical camel. I think pyro might've just misheard what he was saying

[@sebsmith5286]

im loving this channel pyro. keep it up

[@dheerajs.a3227]

References in this video. 1:10 (Minecraft) 1:19 (The Tuxedo Begins) 1:22 (xQc) 1:44 (Fall Guys) 1:47 (Resident Evil 7) 1:56 (Halo) 2:17 (Pulp Fiction) 2:31 (KSI) 3:08 (Rust (video game)) 3:14 (Spongebob) 3:20 (Fall Guys) 3:41 (Casper) 4:25 (Jschlatt) 5:12 (Joe Biden) 6:16 (Donkey Kong) 6:23 (The Last of Us 2) 8:11 (CastleMiner Z) 12:26 (Call of Duty Modern Warfare) 13:05 (Bloodborne) 14:49 (Breaking Bad) 15:07 (Bloodborne) 15:22 (Metal Gear Rising Revengeance) 15:44 (Mark Zuckerberg) 18:26 (Sneaky Snitch) 18:38 (Invincible) 19:26 (Red Dead Redemption 2) 19:31 and 21:49 and 24:32 (Bloodborne) 27:04 (Counter-Strike: Global Offensive)

[@thespringz]

i really miss pyro's long hair when he was accused of "grooming" yet that was heavily debunked lol

[@evanblake5252]

Felt bad for him though. Even when it's clearly debunked those kinds of allegations tend to follow people nowadays, and he had to admit some embarrassing stuff in the process.

[@arcaedias]

Debunked? Even though everything he did was true?

[@evanblake5252]

@@arcaedias It very definitely was not. He acknowledged what was true, and pretty easily proved the rest to be false.

[@evanblake5252]

@@arcaedias You're also proving my point somewhat. Allegations follow people even when they're innocent, and demonstrate it. Some people just won't let go of it and keep attacking them.

[@arcaedias]

@@evanblake5252 But he did roleplay belching into an underaged persons mouth. That happened. He admitted it. Whether or not he actually knew his age doesnt take away from what Niall did.

[@aminemalagouen9987]

the constant use of gehrman's theme in this video is greatly appreciated

[@Contendo]

TommyInnit looking different these days ngl.

[@HavingCrumpets]

its almost as if its a better creator

[@dinosaurcursive]

before the slop era

[@deadspace4755]

Got to love it. He is having fun, they having, we are having as well. With such high quality, l always end up laughing. Pinpoint humor.

[@Mezzy..]

I watched the entire stream 😂 it was basically just Dolan trolling the server and pyro having ptsd about creepers. Edit: and vine thuds

[@Boonetube27]

1:36 “Hold R to use your super ability” Did he really fucking fall for that?

[@thisiskret]

5:53 this brings back memories of XboxAddictionz :') if you get that reference you're a ceritfied legend2

[@cheesytoes2815]

“We couldn’t find any food” while standing next to hay bails

[@midnightsnacker3101]

I really wish he'd do more streams with Albino

[@vertigognome6617]

Love the the yogscast reference. Diggy Diggy hole had a hold on youtube back in the day lol

[@yeti7565]

This is EXACTLY like lord of the flies

[@Derk_Studios]

13:06 pyro out here striking me with one of the best soundtrack from one of the bosses and one of the best games

[@Lemar_0203]

Name?

[@Derk_Studios]

@@Lemar_0203 kzbin.info/www/bejne/aYecq6uOg5alrpI

[@user-kn9gl9dt6l]

@@Lemar_0203 Gehrman, The first Hunter from Bloodborne

[@migchaest]

Never thought I'd hear Bubble Bobble music in a pyro vid, cool

[@mysterymind9237]

Pyro literally just has plot armour this video

[@iamconfused6625]

Hearing Bubble bubble in the merch part has me in tears from nostalgia

[@markussveksa3552]

I really apreciate that pyro uses local sweatshops instead of outsourcing to other countries

[@worldwideredpikmin9996]

so guys we did it

[@cielros]

pyro would never do a “minecraft but” video

[@thisisbananas6353]

25:37 (top right) Oh, you're approaching me?

[@Robberdollar]

Shout out to the guy in the crowd holding his phone up with troll face on it

[@GigaElPro]

It's 5am I can't watch this. I'm disguising laughing outbursts as sneezes.

[@Hexra_]

Pyro was really showing his old age by saying Honeydew's diggy diggy hole

[@liamdrummond9137]

The bubble bobble theme will always bring joy

[@NecoLumi]

I didn't even know Bumble HAD a desktop app till that Mumble bit

[@triggeredcrusadar1915]

« Guys, there’s a creeper there’s a creeper, I don’t know about this one » *Proceeds to banzai charge straight into it*

[@shinysnivy6604]

After this video I can't hear Gherman's theme without thinking about pyro getting blown up by creepers.

[@IvkeGamingHD]

Who is here after Pyro got the "Biggest streamer on twitch award"

[@LAUMINEIL]

nobody in a billion years

[@dg.stbb.]

Omg I loved this stream so much and im so happy you carried on streaming after this

[@toby319]

The sword being called the upvoter really made me laugh

[@User-s7j5u]

Watched the whole 4 hour stream. Fucking rollercoaster from beginning to end.

[@Thebot-gb8fi]

Looks like after 6 weeks the weekly upload schedule has been reduced to ashes

[@drilldasher]

The design is actually lit

[@The_Zoophile_Hater851]

5:45 "We couldn't find any food" Meanwhile the haystacks: 👀

[@JelatinMold]

pre slop 💀

[@p4nt3r74]

We commit a minuscule amount of ill-intent

[@ooziepro]

mmmm that frame rate drop, chefs kiss. glad that 3080 came in cap

[@bamaboni]

I remember when i first saw the notif for the first Minecraft stream, I literally jumped out of my seat

[@mintyfreshcomic4612]

I loved watching the stream. Keep it up Pyro

[@idkidkidk7112]

Literally the best minecraft tale ever

[@Doggoe12]

this is so relatable *sneaky snitch starts playing* "this is hell"

[@ppgriffin3380]

Yahi + pyro = best collab

[@itsawildbadger]

When gehrmans theme started playing The end is close, it will be a long stream tonight

[@jinxysaberk]

Christmas sweater might be the drippiest thing I've ever seen

[@brainlessg1rl]

This video is so cool. I wish death was real.

[@wikzy.7966]

ok

[@PapaBlessed.]

ok

[@mihaicristodulo4378]

ok

[@popekira]

ok

[@VampirewthBraces]

You know what, I'm done. I tried to express my concern about where this channel is headed but fuck. If you won't give us makeup tutorials, then I'll just look elsewhere. Goodbye, Pyro.

[@DuckaMaster]

21:10 this guy's big brain didn't think of judt mining down

[@dreadpiraterobertsnumba5]

Man, I haven't seen an Ender Dragon fight look as cool as that in a LONG time. Which isn't saying much, cause it always has to do with the fuckin' beds, now.

[@Reth_Hard]

I like the title, it resume very well the feeling I have at my work.

[@gloriousbeard9054]

I require more co-op games Deep Rock Galactic is a must, I highly recconend you try it with a group of 3 others and suffer together on hazard 5

[@angrygamer5543]

1:14 I can confirm that notch went to colombia to say "no yolo" and then went away in 0.1 seconds

[@Topst_er]

petition for pyro to be the next dream manhunt guy

[@zachcarter1116]

Pyro: Is drowning Bucket in hot bar: Am I a joke to you?

[@miyama8936]

Real name of the video. Finishing Minecraft with brain damage xD. The soundboards made it so much better

[@Angel_devil6969]

When im praying for money in church and dime guy comes along with a hat full of money

[@goofymax0656]

Ah other than rdr2 references, you had one ghost of tsushima soundtrack song played during an intense moment how wholesome