Schlatt's NEW Minecraft Server! (SDMP)

[@Bobdangerzone]

I love how schlatt yells and shouts at everyone that enters his property, then Jawsh just waltz's through without saying a word and all schlatt can do is pout his fat lip and clap

[@big_sea]

yes

[@ToastyPouchez96]

Jawsh’s social interaction on this server is 10x more than any other minecraft server he’s been a part of.

[@ncaa12cfb92]

Jawsh is very socially awkward it’s crazy

[@Guyinatrenchcoatandhat]

Schlag has had a soft spot for jawshie poo since the Carson smp way back when

[@Carl_with_a_k_]

Cuz jawsh never overstayed his welcome or destroyed his land

[@JozzFilms]

The way Schlatt plays Minecraft feels like a cutscene that never ends

[@hamboz8976]

That is the perfect way to describe it

[@Darcyu]

Like the csgo clip lmao

[@TheToothFairy13]

I don’t understand?

[@poimon5607]

@@TheToothFairy13 he's slow, and moves his camera smoothly

[@Morgan-yj9tf]

He plays it like a gameplay trailer

[@tannerbruning868]

I get the feeling the “no pedophiles” assertion is gonna end up untrue eventually,

[@mlgssj763]

gonna age like milk

[@2ktoucans]

Shhh

[@Avalorian111]

fr 😭

[@wealthybone2990]

Why'd you bring that up?

[@dkskcjfjswwwwwws413]

incoming aztro (ACKro) leaks

[@jarf2448]

the IMMEDIATE reaction when that villager was named wilbur has me fucking dying

[@Autumnfurry2099]

true

[@shivshankar1409]

Time?

[@continent7]

@@shivshankar1409 1:00:00

[@BreadUck0]

He was scared it was gonna bite him

[@blebored2174]

“uhm” 😟 🏃‍♂️

[@elliet7732]

Schlatt is the opposite of a comfort streamer. This is like watching a stressed out alcoholic dad

[@gwace_lmaoo]

my favorite discomfort streamer

[@Bomba-r4p]

Real bro just beat my shit and no better way to make it memorable than watch “schloink” stream

[@Sharpiez]

@@Bomba-r4pyou are horrific

[@Bomba-r4p]

@@Sharpiez no I’m not I’m bomba

[@nathie1750]

It’s crazy how Mr.Toasten became a VIP after finding their Minecraft server

[@JaneTheLame]

Dude literally got a YT career from hacking into the sdp server lol

[@Autumnfurry2099]

@@JaneTheLame Bro got to meet so many people from this

[@caboose-kx8bi]

He deserves it ❤

[@gooper3644]

@@caboose-kx8biI mean, he literally assassinated Epstein, so that’s pretty impressive

[@thewildgamer64]

@@JaneTheLameNah it was his server, Sleep Deprived just happened to move in there

[@happinessinabottle9167]

Shlatt made around $1000 in about 15 minutes from those postcards, from those who were wondering. And he just kept getting more and more.

[@Hyde_Tolut]

Good, the employee getting paid!

[@OdyseeEnjoyer]

I fucking love capitalism

[@sillayhistory]

i also love fucking capitalists

[@igabe98]

truly a genius business strategy

[@gagegotgaming]

glad i have to work a month and a half for that

[@thatguydownthestreat]

This vod is hilarious. It plays like an long form of one of those late night sitcoms where we follow a grumpy old man minding his own business and trying to do mundane things while a huge cast of wacky characters just show up at random and complicate things.

[@VivifyEnvy]

Wait so this is partly scripted right?

[@jackbtingey]

@@VivifyEnvyScripted as in people individually think of jokes sometimes beforehand and often times on the spot and others react to it for the first time? Then yes. But no, it's not scripted in the sense that they've planned out everything interaction and event. They're legitimately playing minecraft and mostly just coming up with bits on the spot. they're entertainers, and they have millions in following. so they're rightly good at what they do

[@Virginny]

​@@jackbtingeyi think improv is the apt term

[@-cyndaquil]

hey sorry that I’m late, sleep deprived has us writers working overtime to fuel this project. Yeah the server is fully scripted though, not planning to get stuck with “story focused rp” and make more one-off episodes with vague continuity. We are in talks with twitch about setting up adult content timeslots since there’s been interest expressed from the customer’s desperate after hot tub streams took that hit. Happy to see the response our writing is getting!

[@candlelighter1588]

Great work on the writing​@@-cyndaquil! Keep up the great work! Great writing, very nice, very hot!!!

[@SupSol247]

CaptainSparklez meeting MrToasten is exactly what I needed today

[@pandex1013]

timestamp?

[@rei-ayanami-lover]

what a moment in history

[@janrudzki8612]

6:33 I am afraid that there are too many minecraft KZbinrs in one picture for this statement to age well

[@chithiradiasseneviratne3562]

minecraft yt when talking to women: 🤓 minecarft yter when talking to minors:

[@jjjjxx]

@@chithiradiasseneviratne3562goofy ahh emote 😭

[@fiendish9474]

I bet 2 months max before someone gets outed

[@yucatron76]

It's going to age like milk 💀

[@tenderandmoist5011]

50 pages Apanduh document incoming

[@MimiUsagichan]

MR TOASTEN WITH THE MC OGS IS HILARIOUS

[@NokoTheTaco]

What do you mean? MrToasten has always been and always will be.

[@somestupiddudewithayoutube4676]

Mister toasten is the og’s OG

[@fazeking448]

​@@NokoTheTaco sorry this man is from universe a the alternative world where the twin towers fell and the pentagon was hit. also a universe where tony suprano and schlatt did some stuff in 1999

[@maddiedoes3571]

bros livin the dream fr

[@nicholaslokos7949]

​@fazeking448 whaddya mean, what towers were hit? Also the Pentagon was bombed and relocated in 1989. Dunno what you are talking about man.

[@gameninjac6608]

Schlatt moves around like he's never played a video game before

[@PunishedNegativeZer0]

You're missing part of your beard

[@temutemacular]

hopefully it's just the lighting 😭

[@Chalupa_Dawg]

I stole it lmao

[@PracticeTheBlade]

​@@Chalupa_Dawg it's free.

[@RandomGuyFelix]

It hasn't loaded yet

[@ShadowTheHedgehog003]

​@@Chalupa_Dawgdid it taste like blood

[@Christmandavid10]

I love how “Schlatt” is just turning into an annoying older brother that gets pissed off really easily

[@SterraRoar]

Hes always been my favorite grumpy shlumpasaurus tbh, I am also grumpy and he validates me once in a while 🎉

[@JujutsuCooking]

“The Cruel Serial Killer of 1999” is the best

[@tweasterling]

You really missed the opportunity to have 100$ postcards that contain bombs reminiscent of the bjork stalker/ teddy K packages that instantly blow up the streamer it was addressed to

[@BrilliantRipeMike]

Nice idea, but it could get him banned due to Twitch moderation.

[@BloxEh30]

@@BrilliantRipeMikehe goes back to yt which is a W

[@BierBart12]

@@BrilliantRipeMike Could just name it "surprise mail" and have the explosion not do block damage, just extreme knockback

[@blurrysuprisedcat8334]

Teddy k is crazy 💀

[@tango_doggy]

If you watch Mr. Toasten you'd know he's actively working towards this goal

[@medevilwalrus3332]

mr toasten being with all of these big youtubers is truly a step forward for all toast kind

[@medevilwalrus3332]

MR TOASTEN GOT EPSTEIN LETS GOOO. another huge step for all the toasts out there

[@spap6407]

​@medevilwalrus3332 can't believe mr tosten works for the federal government

[@Professor_Brie]

This is going to be big for the toast rights movement

[@toast3874]

As I toast my self mr toasten is my hero

[@helpfulreaper7684]

Shlatts bit this whole stream 1. Be the angry grandpa neighbor 2. Fumble the bag with woman 3. Killed Joe Biden and is on the run Amazing

[@green7449]

Bro, pulling up Mika’s stream on the public tv to figure out where he was, was genius.

[@Cottonthefox]

wHERE? what time?

[@rei-ayanami-lover]

@@Cottonthefox2:53:12

[@ovalsquare]

Haven’t really watched much Schlatt content since the SMP live days, but this popped up in my recommendations and has made me happy

[@OfficialSalzu]

You’re only getting his feed when it involves Minecraft 😂that’s great

[@mates5D]

so true, love to see a lot of names from the smplive too

[@flaminginvite]

Same old shat

[@johnnykiehn1872]

oh you were one of those

[@User-mx1kq]

His vlogs are pretty damn good

[@el_rod]

The way he rizzed up the Swedish girls in the worst ways possible was amazing

[@jjjjxx]

time?

[@Lezm]

@@jjjjxxaround 3:20:00 probably awhile before

[@Owenbegowen]

@@jjjjxx2:10:00 ish

[@locus1222]

1:20:00

[@bigboathoss]

Mr.Toasten is the best one here. He makes up for everyone’s yapping.

[@ScotchOffTheRocks]

By being completely silent, even in his own streams

[@Jeonginberry]

1:00:00 when he saw the villager named “wilber”. 💀

[@WilderBaton]

💀

[@colonel_yuri]

yep. that was very funny

[@FangBoots]

Toasten did the same move lmao

[@a.o.8527]

Watch out he bites

[@azulsanchez-i8v]

@@a.o.8527IM LITERALLY GALLOPING OMG 💀

[@TRIC4pitator]

oh, it wasn't a bit. y'all really made a server

[@sadquali]

DUDE YEA i also thought that was a bit 😭 when they were saying that there's going to be lots of people live on this server but only they and berdboi was on i completely didn't think they were serious

[@ThePupSquad]

1:35:04 genuinely why is this such a wholesome moment, schlatt walking along and coming across friends watching someone he likes n they have a little moment, minecraft really is a magical place

[@coop4]

I love how schlatt just goes around making sure people are having fun

[@CallofFreaky]

He’s a supervisor

[@gonfreecss6002]

Best part is at 59:55 where Schlatt runs away from a villager named "Wilbur". Guess he didn't want to get tangled into the allegations like what happened in '99...

[@radiosmack]

I love seeing the return-to-roots type of Jschlatt content. As a wise man once said, it's like I’m being pulled back into a world where nothing really mattered, where everything was easy, and when, well, I was happy.

[@fruitsoups]

nice pfp bruh

[@radiosmack]

@@fruitsoups Right back at you!

[@lospereye]

Great pfp

[@Rockastorm]

TOP

[@captainpikle7444]

You excited for the new TØP album?

[@warwolf707]

It's good to see Mr Toasten helping out a bunch of small streamers and KZbinrs

[@ShadowTheHedgehog003]

Imagine watching some KZbinr you like and you somehow get into their small private Minecraft server and then about a year later you end up in a huge SMP with the greats. (MrToasten)

[@jiffbombastic3694]

Mika telling a norm McDonald level joke killed me. Not hysterical, but mentally.

[@del1cful]

Schollet hunting mike is still my favorite moment in this world

[@dannyislame]

Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt

[@JustCosti]

Connor: I’m gonna go explore…. Connor: I can’t swim *proceeds to descend into the ocean*

[@AdamWasn]

I think I speak for everyone when I say how happy i was when I saw Mr toastin in the crowd

[@Element0099]

Bro I watched Mr Toastin's pov first before this, shit is wild

[@ilikefrys]

W

[@shupliance]

i'm so pleased with jawsh being here. what a great pick

[@stoffystofstofberg]

I can't believe I successfully tricked schlatt into saying "uwu" with my card @ 39:42 still luv u bbygirl~

[@keijinstheworst]

IM IRISH DANCING HELP

[@curousity]

That's going into the sound effect pad

[@twistedjake_]

I still can’t believe someone uploaded this stream in Schlatt’s honor. It’s almost like he’s still with us. Soar high, king.

[@betterthanmylastusername5927]

1:22:19 “That’s what they call rizz ladies and gentlemen” is so fucking funny

[@wyattwatson9848]

For those watching for the minecraft content. He starts building at exactly 1:00:00

[@azulsanchez-i8v]

😭

[@THEBOREDGUY249]

He timed it perfectly

[@apackalu2718]

Schlatt should get a monopoly on paper by having his new world explorers find all of the sugar cane for miles, making it a very scarce resource that only schlatt has. Only selling it as paper or sugar so only he has access to the cane.

[@masonh8326]

2:52:52 When schlatt actually starts sprinting you know schitts getting serious

[@evilchild1851]

1:00:42 If anyone is wondering, Its MrToasten, he just goes in through alternative ways to the land, digs some holes, and bails in case Schlip Schlop returns

[@misterjman911]

My wife showed me a video of minx doing her makeup and shmeat walking in and insulting her. It had the captions “abusive dad insults trans son” she thought it was real and I bursted out laughing and had to explain to her shlort

[@AUGHJ]

BAHAHAHAH THE BIT WHERE HE SAW THE VILLAGER CALLED WILBER AND MADE THAT NOISE WAS VILE LMFAO

[@DeathsWhistle]

The fact the nopeify wasn't on stage with the other Sleep Deprived members despite carrying this channel is an insult to us goonettes

[@spap6407]

He was in his truest form at the end

[@littlekirby6]

I'm also disappointed at the lack of Moist representation

[@DeathsWhistle]

@@littlekirby6 MOIST IS IN THE SDMP I JUST SAW HIM!! A victory for us moist lovers

[@littlekirby6]

@@DeathsWhistle praise be unto him

[@RufeeColada]

Foreshadowing, him saying they can play off stream- im waiting for the next episode to be a giant mansion in classic comedy minecrafter fashion

[@ironjim5883]

Petition for captain sparklez to preform fallen kingdom live at a concert on the server

[@themoistyboy5126]

if he sung it in the first place.

[@nekomimicatears]

​@@themoistyboy5126wdym

[@KoiYokan]

whens epstein a member of sleep deprived

[@flameguy3416]

AntVenom is there

[@ShadowTheHedgehog003]

6:30 WHY DID YOU DO IT

[@Lumender]

I like how in essentially 2 hours his big accomplishment was making a mail box and some stairs

[@dylanvonderhorst5900]

Mika vs Schlatt as a bit never fails to ruin my day. SDP making a server ruined my life. Thanks.

[@SupSol247]

Hes spent all his money, and look where it brought him. Right back to Minecraft.

[@DaSpedSquad]

schlittle never fails to fill me with his warm liquids

[@Nothing_yet_get_]

Good

[@Nothing_yet_get_]

Are you full?

[@Nothing_yet_get_]

With his warm liquid?

[@Thegoober80085]

Oh!

[@Kokopell-E]

You better be talking about isopropyl

[@tapeboy7800]

2:57:50 this entire segment felt like a horror movie like everyone was trying to escape death but were being stupid about it and schlatt was just walking at a steady pace

[@lukas-withak]

It’s really interesting to see “sponge” make a return to minecraft content

[@blank9679]

my favorite part is how uninterested jawsh is, he's just doing his own thing, not focusing on content

[@tonyjones8706]

Dude when he was just saying hotel mario before the lines happend was so funnyto me

[@MNFire29]

Schlatt, genuinely please keep streaming and uploading these vods. I have really begun to love your sense of humor more and more and I can't wait to watch you as I go through high school.

[@vvi95a]

18:47 best segway i’ve ever seen 😭😭 “whoops. …let’s make a crafting table !”

[@birdwithahat4074]

schlatt being in a murderous drunk rage was truly one of the moments of all time

[@suut]

mika has his fucking e-kitten on the server thats crazy

[@Columner]

😭😭😭😭😭😭 i was womndering who that was

[@groudonplays1927]

MR TOASTEN

[@masterchief4150]

LETS FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOO

[@erkkok5036]

MR TOASTEN!!!!

[@Sidtheman]

YESSSSSS!!

[@sumdude1176]

He found the ip, it was 1999

[@sumdude1176]

Rip jerf ripstein

[@Autistic_Toastt]

Re watching this again, even more traumatised at every scene where Schlingus interacts with the girls 😭

[@Uncle_Gritty]

the Wilbur villager 💀💀💀

[@burgerman3634]

I wonder what schlatt thinks of that whole situation. I’m still not 100% what happened anyways.

[@silverfox4542]

I never watched all that stuff because I’m not a obsessive 12 year old, so all that drama I have no investment in, but I just want to know, was there any evidence for that claim? Is it actually true? Or is it yet another case of someone on the internet accusing someone of a crime, usually with just their account, and when there is evidence it’s usually just text messages (which are easier to fake) and then everyone instantly believing them for some reason despite that the fact that just saying something is not evidence, the fact that people lying has happened before, and the fact that people will say “oh yea innocent until proven guilty” whenever something is confirmed false, only to then forget that the next time there are accusations. If you can’t tell I’m really fucking tired of this whole cycle, and I’m not believing claims anymore without substantial evidence.

[@usurysuspect826]

@@silverfox4542the fact that u wrote all that proves ur invested in it and that ur no better than the “obsessive 12 year olds” that u claim to not be

[@silverfox4542]

@@usurysuspect826 That was a joke, I know not everyone who watched those Minecraft SMP’s, or SMP’s in general, are children or are all like that. I’m sorry if I made it sound that way. I don’t see how me expressing that I’m tired of people automatically believing any allegations and explaining what I mean makes me invested in this particular case though. Also, I unfortunately over write things a lot.

[@Gooby5400]

@@silverfox4542well you fall face first bud because they are true, there’s lots of evidence of Wilbur’s habits and people who used to be friends coming out about it. His response did no good deal for him and didn’t even try to discredit the accusations (she didn’t even mention his name ig people connected the dots), it’s safe to say that this is another example of not believing everything you see online, people are not who they seem and it looks like he even deceived the very people he was close with. The whole situation is very disappointing but at the same time not surprising, he always made his audience perceive him as this all accepting, wise, and emotionally intelligent person, I guess you can say it was “too good to be true”.

[@KakosSet]

I am immeasurably happy that Mr. Toasten is back.

[@caboose-kx8bi]

So am I

[@a_plastic_bag]

And this time he can hear their screams 🎉

[@TheBodyEuphoric]

if slimecicle joins the server it'll be like when techno joined the dsmp. an absolute descent into chaos

[@2174UMRON]

thank you for bringing back what smp live left behind ive missed this feeling from mc content, even if it isnt 100% faithful to how it was before

[@lostghost1202]

" who goes by they/them pronouns...." "oh-!"

[@RyeTheGoblin]

Ted audibly cracking a cold one open in the very start is some iconic shit ngl

[@adrianmartinez5765]

It has been years since I have seen Antvenom, feels like it was only a few years ago he did 4 pillar survival with cavemanfilms

[@IsaiahINRI]

Me: I love Swagger and Schlatt's dynamic. They have such a wholesome friendship. Literally moments later: *Swagger saying just the most vile things about Lynette and Cliff*

[@TrondelagianPatriotsriseup]

Schlatt in this server reminds me of otto from the otto movie, where he is the grumpy neighbour who slowly gets more likeable

[@FatNugz420]

2:54:22 the intensity to kill a man with no motivation to kill you for the 4th time is wildly craxy

[@dodew1066]

Poor mika, he deserved it for conspiring to kill Lord Schlumacher

[@H0M4_N]

Shlaticus : *sees villager named Wilber*, "euheu" shladdy: "ooohh duckies", *proceeds to kill them without a second thought*

[@H0M4_N]

cliff and lynnette lore goes crazy

[@diamond-sk2ll]

i’m so proud of Mr. Toasten

[@favytube3735]

"shlarpt" opened his first sever back in '99

[@toxighost3226]

banned

[@ShadowTheHedgehog003]

He really used to serve.

[@kovici7226]

@@ShadowTheHedgehog003goodness gracious

[@Bigtay.20]

And we all know what happened…

[@JusstDexx]

I envy MrToasten’s existence dude, there is nobody as cool as that fellow roaming this earth with his big brain iq

[@Solid_CC]

Good thing mr toastin is in the bdsmp

[@chewchew1984]

just in case you see this i think cavemanfilms would be a good addition to the SDMP, he's currently stuck in the algorithm making fnaf content and this could help his career return to how it was. he's one of the OG's.

[@hen0tic02]

i agree with this

[@herebemnstrs]

Ive kinda fallen off Jschlatt content since SMP Live ended (along with content from its other members) and I'm glad to see a few familiar faces, I think this is gonna be great time.

[@manishmadarie814]

43:37 so many funny moments in a row😂

[@SuperTristin101]

I haven't seen a minecraft video in years and its nice seeing captain and ant, loved minecraft hungergames

[@jrsqueky]

Bro saved a specific postcard for 2 hours just to forget and throw it into the water after making his new chests lmaoo - oh thank god Chat just told him lmaooo

[@sleepynoehams]

2:25:20 Connor’s stimming matched with the music perfecly

[@rafaelmedina6342]

The updated nether is probably one of the best updates in minecraft history

[@RemusCreates]

45:20 the silence is deafening. Lmao. I cracked up

[@elwen8525]

Schlatt does play like an npc dude bro never touches the sprint button and it looks like he’s playing on an Xbox 360 controller dude

[@ChridsBop]

One of the greatest parts of this is that Jawsh is back on here. I'm actively so happy about that.

[@ThePupSquad]

1:20:47 “you can count, good!” UNDERRATED LINE I YELPED

[@welshthor]

"Let's make a crafting table" Best segue of all time

[@thelivingtrebuchet6180]

i think smp's like this need to start with a timer- like a "this server will be open for the next five months, and at the end will close forever" because they usually only last that long- that way you have a limited period to play and more incentive to be a part of it while it's live

[@cuttlefishfan]

love the end where schlatt reenacts the murder of caesar

[@JaiCee.]

I love that 1 hour and 15 minutes into the stream all he’s made is a dirt hut 😂

[@Trippnvr]

I don’t normally watch any videos over an hour, but I just sat here and watched ALL 3 HOURS OF THIS, and I don’t regret it

[@wormicide3651]

Very excited for this era of stream. Please do an eu friendly stream

[@BrilliantRipeMike]

he's not going to

[@Jiub_SN]

Euros don't deserve that

[@lejaaaaa]

@@Jiub_SN:(

[@Con_tr0l]

3:41:54 That aged wonderfully

[@atreeseedling]

MrToasten the best goonet in SDMP is back!!!!

[@Yogibear899]

This is going in my edging folder 🥩🤛

[@ShadowTheHedgehog003]

Smile yall! We're in that one video essay in the future!!

[@diamond-sk2ll]

Woo!

[@_MrKingshit]

cheese!!

[@titanic55]

:D

[@1ts_Neo]

Hello future people 💀

[@_SamC_]

“I HATE MAIL” subtle Eric Andre reference

[@rigmaroul]

its got the vibes of a moderately evil crazycraft i love this

[@subunni]

I like how whenever sleep deprived server gets said, the captions change it to sleep the pride

[@slade3511]

Thank God Ted and Tucker are there