Minecraft, but if I laugh I die

[@jbailey5061]

Shoutout to Carson's chat for making this as easy as possible for him

[@jesseharrold1812]

Furthermore, shout out to Carson for still fucking it up. We wouldn't have it any other way.

[@invizcharlie9477]

Why is Carson's chat so painfully unfunny at least with youtube you can dislike the unfunny comments

[@opal9583]

@@invizcharlie9477 I mean, technically you can dislike comments but it don't do anything

[@M.eefgr5]

@@invizcharlie9477 just like twomad’s chat/media shares

[@christophercastellano2861]

im this kids friend im cool

[@xmsjd]

I like how he cut out a substantial amount of the “In Water, Chimps Will Drown” being donated 184 times in the space of 5 minutes and how it literally lost its funniness within 1 minute

[@viridiansurf]

now that ive seen an actual frequency, im suddenly very glad i wasnt there to see it-

[@aimbotarrow5981]

That’s two every second holy shit

[@barrier5649]

@@aimbotarrow5981 it was insane bro

[@glarphen306]

@@aimbotarrow5981 people were spamming it for over half an hour

[@alesisvgh]

i left the stream after the 5th chimps will drown dono it was so cringe

[@chikitabowow]

I love how Carsons chat has such a weak meme game that he manages to make himself laugh more than the chat did

[@Flash4ML]

I don’t see the need to slight the chats fuckin “meme game,” but you do you I guess

[@witcheshazel]

@@Flash4ML why tf you so aggressive bruv

[@phromgeskiddybop2807]

@@Flash4ML because the stream was incredibly sad

[@phromgeskiddybop2807]

Poor cargskon

[@flak3645]

@@Flash4ML unfortunately, he isnt too out of pocket since Carson laughed like 7 times in the 3 hour stream, 5 of them being from him just laughing at himself while he kept saying that he saw each meme already.

[@DanMan]

Minecraft but every 60 seconds, a minute passes

[@John20511]

?

[@theadchannel6888]

@@John20511 it's a meme

[@John20511]

@@theadchannel6888 what’s a meme

[@cheesecakeburger]

@@John20511 meme

[@destingamero90]

I've seen this before deja vu?

[@mink5251]

Disappointed that this video wasn’t just the 5 hours where “In water, chimps will drown” played over and over

[@digglesgiggless]

At least someone else appreciated that moment.

[@OfficialFo]

in chimps, water will drown

[@kenjoda]

Thank God, the CallMeCarson community realising that repeating jokes isn’t funny

[@invizcharlie9477]

@@kenjoda More like the CallMeCarson editor

[@Kelgo102]

In water, chimps will drown. Rwheeeeeeeeeeeeee

[@caitlinhollingshead3030]

alternate title: carson laughs at his own jokes and gives up on the video idea

[@WBRI_Brianless]

Being alone with his thoughts is funnier than twitch chat

[@avalugg5482]

@Rogal Fox clown

[@treycook456]

Every vid

[@Fattybutt23]

@Rogal Fox but y

[@silveraxe301]

@@dvargas3553 hermitcraft rickroll kzbin.info/www/bejne/l2LNaqKtd9qqmrM

[@hellothere5871]

Honestly, it’s more of a challenge to find something Carson hasn't seen on the internet than it is to make him laugh.

[@Zain69z]

he mostly laughes at his own jokes

[@jonahm3121]

That is fair

[@shamusday]

His viewers just aren’t funny

[@unknownfart9326]

Try showing him shitass speed run

[@helllothere414]

Copied my name

[@Spongebob12485]

Carson: *Breathes* People: That didn't age well...😬

[@benandwyattproductions1595]

i don't know man kinda sounds to me like you're defending a predator 😬

[@Spongebob12485]

@@benandwyattproductions1595 nah its just like I was showing what everyone's doing since carson got convicted

[@trentiify]

@@benandwyattproductions1595 he isnt a predator you smoothbrain.

[@jimym__]

@Ben and Wyatt Productions not a predator bro...

[@S1lkr0d]

@@benandwyattproductions1595 he's not a predator dumb dumb. He did nothing wrong Lmao

[@alexfehrenbacher7217]

4:26 And it was at this moment that every other drowning monkey video was edited out because chat isn’t funny

[@therocketeerrover3999]

Well some tried to edit it

[@pecador_tor]

How many were there lmfao

[@wolfrex2721]

@@pecador_tor 184

[@zithol]

Oh boy this man looks good at the game. I hope he doesn’t chuckle at a forest fire Edit: this really be a bruh moment

[@frackingfluidinjection]

He looks very talented. I hope he doesn’t chuckle at the thought of twomad’s home

[@schnoomimimi]

looks like a skilled fella! hope he doesn’t crack himself up over his own joke about the dream smp :-)

[@barackobama1381]

What a smashing dude, I hope he doesn’t somewhat laugh at monke in car

[@imsane1724]

@@barackobama1381 thanks, Obama

[@barackobama1381]

@@imsane1724 no problem kind stranger

[@javenderdannn3662]

this stream was just "in water, chimps drown." OVER AND OVER AND OVER

[@xikuno]

"in chimps, water drowns"

[@whorogium]

That's what makes these kinds of streams unbearable for me. If he laughs at a video, get ready for chat to make you despise it before 30 more minutes have passed. "Oh hey he laughed at that one video, how about we submit it 50 MORE TIMES"

[@marianokaz1503]

Don't mess with us CallMeCarson fans! We repeat the same jokes over and over and think unfunny memes are funny

[@Tdarkknight362]

It was somewhat funny the first time, but then chat spammed the same video for almost 30 minutes. This vod was boring as shit.

[@LaiLai-2111]

NEW STIMULI, MUST REPEAT JOKE

[@zadeil]

Pain.

[@butter_dog_6957]

It hurt

[@colm6401]

Indeed

[@whatsobamaslastname2510]

Just Spain without the s😢☹😭

[@xdeadlyrtx5315]

2021 is now cursed

[@rezlov_]

Sucks, yeah

[@Satanashell]

I like how the editor cut out all the times they media shared "in water, chimps will drown"

[@nocarbonationtm21]

wait how many times did chat play it

[@mxkl4463]

@@nocarbonationtm21 184 in 10 min

[@nocarbonationtm21]

@@mxkl4463 That's commitment. I have literally never seen as much commitment to things as I have on the internet, like in comment sections and live chats.

[@mxkl4463]

@@Salza02 you do know that I was joking?

[@orangeman3220]

@@mxkl4463 he was playing off your joke my guy

[@sapling_hoshii]

“Maybe I’m a tougher cookie to crack.” *IN WATER, CHIMPS WILL DROWN.*

[@Hayden49]

Fun fact: in water, chimps will dtoen

[@Hayden49]

@@r3is647 yes they will dtoen

[@_Iss]

@@Hayden49 sad reality. we will all dtoen

[@Hayden49]

@@_Iss ied i mwan

[@cyanastronaut]

Fun fact: in water, chimps will dtoen

[@carrotfriend22]

Carson: make me laugh Chat: no Carson: time to take matters into my own hands

[@sylviebird]

I'm not gonna blow up manberg. honestly I've accepted that chat SUCKS

[@Klaus_chzy]

4:25 in water chimps will drown Everyone: now this is comedy

[@fudgenugget8763]

Say what you want but the guy spittin straight facts.

[@highestalmond7558]

i honestly started cackling

[@medium.kahuna]

Carson: Maybe I'll be a tougher cookie to crack than I thought In WaTEr CHimPs WIlL DrOWn

[@totothesquid6239]

carson laughing at his own tommy and wilbur bit is oddly hilarious to me

[@lisforlegend3104]

It’s because his laugh is contagious, every time he laughs I can’t help but laugh ass well

[@generalpierogi]

@@lisforlegend3104 *ass well*

[@bjbrouwers5926]

@@generalpierogi ASS WELL

[@AK-Drakoin]

@@bjbrouwers5926 no not Ass Well

[@alexanderofthepeace1539]

@@lisforlegend3104 ass well

[@bruhify]

sounds like a really hard challenge

[@editbeck]

Ya

[@jqden758]

WHY DO I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE

[@bruhify]

@@jqden758 i use the justin y method

[@wiku0258]

is this justin y's brother? lmao I saw you last on boffiy's vid

[@jqden758]

@@bruhify Understandable, have a nice day

[@squishysquidward2507]

I'm so hyped for Carson to come back and do more shit like this, I miss it so much lmao

[@animebabe7398]

bro so true, i wanna see more of his cat when he comes back

[@RalseiGaming]

@@animebabe7398 i’m hyped for when carson comes back when he was first canceled i actually went and looked through all the evidence and went though the legal system for what he was accused of and the law he broke was pretty much only for 50 year olds who try and date kids and looking at accounts of grooming what carson did hardly even counts as grooming not once he use his fame to his advantage like many claim and i even have a cousin who is a lawyer and with the evidence i gave him about the case he said carson is innocent cause in legal standards age gapes in cases like this don’t really count unless it’s a 8 year difference and i think in a way the cancelation helped carson find out who his true friends are and fans only his loyal fans stick around and even though he lost some subs currently most people subbed to him like him for who he is as a person and a lot of the people canceling him are under 18 and dating people in there 20s

[@animebabe7398]

@@RalseiGaming holy shit that’s dedication

[@gavrat1915]

Ralsei Gaming mad dedication

[@grogangames4898]

My friend the time has come

[@Heebie-Deebies]

I think Carson forgets how bad his chat's humor can be. Y'all remember that Lunch Club do not laugh challenge ruined because all the media share video's were painfully unfunny?

[@Equetix]

Yeah the "THINGS I PUT MY ASS. COINS. COINS. COINS" thing was so painfully annoying. It got spammed so much

[@user-nk9rg8er1v]

Unfunny to you*

[@user-nk9rg8er1v]

@@Salza02 many people have different types of humor tastes- you trying to correct me isn’t gonna do anything....

[@hyperanemoia8842]

@@user-nk9rg8er1v even if it was funny the first time it was spammed so much that it became unfunny

[@MIKA-ou1sp]

@@user-nk9rg8er1v kinda hypocritical to say correcting isn't gonna do anything when you tried correcting them...

[@markimoo653]

"Can I kill the ender dragon?" "Yes, but only a spoonful" "Say no more"

[@dotwashere4498]

I don't get it

[@crutonman1547]

Comicly large shovel

[@uhoh7545]

@@dotwashere4498 on spo f l

[@OreoCrimson]

**Pulls out comically large spoon**

[@waningbloom]

Alternative Title: "Laughing and Crying at the same time."

[@AxxLAfriku]

KAKAKAKAKAKAK this is wonderful! PRANK! It is terrible! I looked in the mirror and saw something UNPRETTY: my face. KAKAKAKAKAKA! But I am happy agayn because I have TWO HOT GIRLFRIENDS and I use them to get views on my videos! KAKAKAKAK!!! Good day, dear wan

[@weakw1ll]

AxxL that lil vinny diss track kinda hard tho

[@brokeboiswag]

Too basic

[@beCCmepThBM]

@Sonia Cheng crying cuz crying releases shit in your brain that makes you happy

[@kingrichard6150]

@@AxxLAfriku I’ve seen you saying the same things for the past 2 years on KZbin in reply sections

[@shadels_load]

i enjoy this video and no i didnt come here after the drama i enjoy watching his videos

[@barczakbo]

Same bro

[@bruhbelike3606]

I love his vids, I hope he comes back soon

[@cruzboada7621]

Same bro, damn I really miss his videos and streams

[@crispbacon-wx8qu]

Same

[@b.m.g946]

Since he stopped shooting himself in the foot he made supreme vids

[@UnstoppableLIVE]

Fun fact: In water, chimps will drown

[@benjaminriedel5302]

Chimp superior chimp do not drown

[@notfunnydidntlaugh9705]

Ooh ooh eeh eeh

[@zeplln473]

Chimps cant swim?

[@MCNarret]

@@zeplln473 they can now

[@MasterChiefCOOLMCC]

This was not supposed to be funny But Jesus fucking christ

[@ItsRubenMorris]

Any time I see the “In the beninging” clip, I feel this weird sense of South African patriotism. Like hell yeah, that’s our dumb ex-president.

[@silvershine5935]

I know how you feel bru

[@waffless1356]

Chrustis Whenever i see that poes i get a wave of disappointment Every time

[@eviethekiwi7178]

Leesten carefullee

[@kraykee]

I have learned that it was fake, be disappointed with me.

[@vandalprixx8800]

Same boet :(

[@cark_irl]

please make carson smp

[@ianisthe]

who

[@Syntax64]

cark

[@Angel_Underscore]

Smp is done dude

[@caelandgarcia3]

Cakr

[@murcanfrenchfry9721]

Cak

[@aug3842]

Looking at the transition between comments 1 month ago and comments 3 weeks ago is fun tbh

[@crdoesstuff6377]

Carson be like: “In the beninging, you mine the wood.”

[@spacey4216]

Painfully underrated comment

[@spacey4216]

TookEk ok funny police

[@mischiefofrats]

What I learned: Carson’s chat is usually really unfunny

[@you-ce9mg]

always

[@EvanPlaysPc]

Yeah they're awful

[@unaisqureshi5812]

They always spam the same videos and repeat the same jokes, that were only funny for a couple of times.

[@you-ce9mg]

@@unaisqureshi5812 pain

[@abloodcorpse3318]

I watched this stream for 10 minutes and left immediately after cause chat was so unfunny it was just boring

[@gubbins_3499]

This whole video is literally just Carson making himself laugh

[@purpleanic1581]

I'm convinced that if someone in the chat posted the "when cereal haves milk" meme Carson would've lost his shit

[@nekopuppet]

"Please be funny." Like he is asking for death.

[@bwaindead5539]

Carson’s chat: okay that wasn’t really a laugh Wilburs chat: _He LaUgHeD i SaW hiM LaUgH_

[@Smileyreal]

Thing is, Wilbur chuckled every 2 seconds.

[@Smileyreal]

@Sprunk Papa No, most of the time he makes some excuse and keeps going

[@AmogusTheAdogus]

At least Wilbur's chat has a good sense of humour unlike Carson's

[@trashysage]

@@AmogusTheAdogus and Wilbur's chat tends to send more wholesome stuff while most of Carson's chat is just random loud nonsense so ig since they're both very different people they attract people with very different humor so that might explain why Wilbur's chat tends to have better humor like that chat can get annoying especially with the Tommy Innit spam

[@AmogusTheAdogus]

@@trashysage Epic

[@lilliegreenlaw]

Unironically, I can't wait for the let's play. Carson is one of the most chill minecrafters I've watched, and I'm excited to see him get back to it.

[@mister4y]

well, he is not QUITE dream

[@AC-uy6kz]

@@mister4y dream isn’t that chill rlly and actually more energetic rlly

[@armedi2814]

I hope he does some fun things like rescuing a ghast, or capturing a ravager

[@matttx3648]

Honestly Carson made me laugh the most on KZbin, I miss his content and it’s crazy that I just got his video recommended to me when I needed a laugh the most, hope you’re doing well.

[@literallymelmao]

Do this but like in a discord call, so that it is even HARDER. And everyone has to try and not laugh

[@weakw1ll]

Bossy

[@weakw1ll]

Hes not your puppet

[@aprilsummers4466]

@@weakw1llok snowflake-

[@ninokaah1591]

I actually liked watching just Carson

[@weakw1ll]

April Summers bully

[@neapanther497]

Last time I was this early, pizza still had a job.

[@littleguy3389]

What happened to pizza?

[@jqden758]

@@littleguy3389 pizza

[@captaincoolgang5075]

I get the joke

[@GaLaXy-yh4uj]

@@littleguy3389 Wood, in cold blood, fired pizza.

[@venerablevampire]

damn how he gonna get a job now 😔

[@SciencemanYT]

“I’m not pretending, I’m just stupid.” -Carson 2020 Edit: Ok so this didn’t age well

[@lemieux-z8933]

Bruh, I tell my mother that all the time

[@mewtwotwo1507]

That part came on right as i read this comment. Lol

[@amzy1496]

Mood

[@jovonsam9643]

@@mewtwotwo1507 bro same wtf

[@madisnzz]

I thought stupid said straight for a second

[@dripgoku7062]

Honestly, I still love this guy

[@wewlilol3392]

i always did and always will

[@rocksterking6358]

Carson: *Breathes slightly harder* The entire chat: And I took that personally.

[@elsonalquiza4432]

At least his laugh is not forced like Twomad’s try not to laugh series

[@thenonchalantzealot1000]

or Markiplier's.

[@Jetman27]

Yeah but with twomad he fakes (almost) laugh so people will donate more, thats business

[@luckymackerelarchives]

my mans hustlin if he wants 2 jebait 12 year olds with their parents credit cards let em

[@EvilRaccoonDM]

@@thenonchalantzealot1000 i feel like marks laughs are genuine, i mean...guys expressive as hell, and loud as hell too

[@thenonchalantzealot1000]

@Luke Fraczek I've heard him laugh to his friends' jokes when he wasn't the one recording. I know it's real, but it sounds so fake. It sounds like a voice actor making a laugh for their character.

[@jqden758]

Carson laughing has me screaming in joy

[@gordito4716]

Why

[@raymain1587]

e

[@jqden758]

Because Carson

[@shinokuma6891]

I also like Laughing in pain

[@Frogthejam1]

#letusseethebakugancarson

[@sltrskid]

even after the controversy, carson's laugh is contagious

[@ladvertisement3587]

@@snuzieB No he's just saying that when he laughs it's hard not to laugh with him

[@Harrisonmego]

What is the point of this stupid comment

[@sltrskid]

@@Harrisonmego what is the point of this stupid reply

[@cookieguy9885]

@Akshar Pokala your comment is the stupidest lol

[@sltrskid]

@Akshar Pokala you really out here saying that without realizing "stupider" isn't a word 💀 and, if my comment was stupid, why fucking pay attention to it??

[@terrariaskeletonpre1.0.39]

i like how carson is easy to make laugh but the real challenge was dealing with how painfully unfunny the chat was

[@theoldworldwarrior451]

Where is the 20 minutes of "in water chimps will drown"

[@kailin6375]

Disappointed that this video wasn’t just the 5 hours where “In water, chimps will drown” played over and over

[@spacetaco048]

I'm hearing a lot of people say "ive never beaten minecraft by myself/ legitimately yet... and to that I say me neither and I'm glad I wasn't alone on this.

[@uwnoodle]

in my 5 years of playing minecraft i have never killed the ender dragon in survival

[@spacetaco048]

@@uwnoodle in my 7 years of playing Minecraft I’ve never beat it in survival...

[@infernoblaze3493]

The cave sounds stop me from beating the game

[@spacetaco048]

I tried rushing the ender dragon yesterday... piglins camped my nether portal and creepers camped my dirt hut...

[@PajamaOperator]

only on creative mode for me lmaooo... im glad im not alone too haha

[@rem-rem7178]

Video: In water, chimps will drown! Carson: *Dies*

[@elb4b0s08]

12:33 that mountain looks like the dog from the show of Peter Griffin

[@mircocapra4531]

Brian from Family Guy?

[@caesardelatorre6893]

This dude doesn't know who brian is how old and uncultured are you.

[@elb4b0s08]

@@caesardelatorre6893 I just forgot his name and the name of the show, don't be mad bro xd

[@caesardelatorre6893]

@@elb4b0s08 im angry

[@mrlemonad6187]

Ah yes the show of Peter griffin lmaoo

[@goredCadaver]

Watching him make fun of the DreamSMP as someone who watches a lot of DreamSMP stuff makes it funnier tbfh.

[@duifmethoed]

It does lmao

[@childkidsalt]

on god bro

[@jojo_todoroki1245]

Why is is so hard to read your user

[@weavesnatched7957]

fr

[@goredCadaver]

@@jojo_todoroki1245 twas the intent

[@Spudy]

I hate knowing that during this stream Carson would’ve been dealing with his friends cutting ties with him, you would’ve never been able to tell, that’s what sucks

[@limeandrey]

shit...

[@theclockworkcadaver7025]

They were never friends if they drop him at the first sign of trouble. Like Slimecicle calling the fucking feds immediately. Literally just clout-chasing orbiters at that point.

[@equaius893]

@@theclockworkcadaver7025 I mean Carson admitted to it and probably was willing to face the consequences so Charlie calling the feds was the responsible thing to do

[@aznelprod7548]

@@equaius893 he was 19 and she was 17 how is that responsible?

[@Harrisonmego]

It's almost like people have a real life outside of gaming

[@Aphyli]

don't worry, i'm just passing through and revisiting memories before they're gone shit still fucking hurts

[@dimo6994]

He s not a pedo tho and hell come back

[@ElloItsSmee]

Boo fuckin hoo

[@cool_corvid]

It really does hurt, but he'll heal from the drama and come back. And even if he doesn't, we always have the memories.

[@thefunkyfetus5043]

@@dimo6994 he isn't a pedo but what he did was illegal

[@FlashDrive356]

I almost feel bad for watching him but it's so funny.

[@purrspctiv]

Some godly comedic timing right there with “the nice thing about the buildings one is that it was funny.” and the fart sound video pops up

[@irishtaco6496]

10:17 The chimp has drowned

[@zach3021]

We miss you man. Hope you’re doing well. Edit: HELL yeah!

[@Ozzy4201]

He recently tweeted "Give me a little bit longer 👍"

[@genesimmons90]

@@Ozzy4201 He also tweeted something along the lines of "give me a few more weeks" like 2 days ago.

[@dougathy321]

You're never gonna believe this man, I think he's back

[@mayravixx25]

Been rewatching some of these videos now that Carson seems to be making a return to the internet. I honestly don't even care about the controversy earlier this year, I just miss him so much.

[@olsamthememegodbicyclechin]

CARSON COME BACK WE NEED YOU BRO

[@mayravixx25]

@@olsamthememegodbicyclechin Fr!

[@Reptul]

I never cared for it in the first place, just hoping the funnies from carson make a return soon Even if it means sitting through an obligatory "apology" video to please people

[@thatcrystalpie]

Imagine he was still doing the no laughing thing and he laughed at "ring your iron spoon"

[@sajeelghuman2155]

It just hurts at this point

[@Damon42069]

It’s so sad to think about the gold this man was gonna create

[@Dommbuscus]

Twitter killed the innocent man, and he might not come back

[@therealmania]

Carson does a little trolling

[@nec6239]

Literally omg

[@Dommbuscus]

@Dolt What does he even need to be held accountable for? He's not a pedo, he didn't abuse his power, he didn't brush it off or anything

[@peratattica]

@@Dommbuscus actions still happened and he was kinda in the wrong, but the problem here is that he really didn't deserve all of that

[@dillonpopken1764]

"Why is it so busted" -Cuts to 30 creepers exploding

[@advertise3606YT]

Carson is a genuinely funny guy, but he keeps holding himself back at times.

[@NaterTater26]

Bruh KZbin really recommended this video during this whole situation lmao

[@jackholley2993]

I think he shouldn’t get his life ruined over this.

[@jshclattfan7327]

@@jackholley2993 yep

[@Aiko_63194]

@@jackholley2993 Agreed

[@AlsoCreamy]

@@jackholley2993 you’re wise

[@mregg3987]

its literally legal

[@oblxvious]

I am so disappointed in myself for laughing at the georgenotfound gay clip.

[@liampetersen9062]

No comment 🤣

[@mars4852]

twitter moment

[@lemieux-z8933]

Gotta admit, it was pretty hot

[@onyonwing3583]

pain.

[@-AriZonaIcedTea-]

Pain.

[@piepicache9569]

Pain.

[@Rozzay_5]

pain

[@fillup9088]

pain

[@howdypardner2258]

Pain.

[@hellothere5871]

Fans: *sends quality memes* Carson: “dunno guys maybe your not that funny.” Carson: *Sees forest fire* Carson: Now this is peak comedy.

[@dylancampbell3531]

To be fair, we didn’t see all the other ones that were not put in the video

[@gavintantleff]

Well they were shit memes

[@trent5807]

"quality"

[@butterenjoyer]

I saw the VOD, 90 percent of the vids were garbage, 9 percent he had already seen...

[@marianokaz1503]

After Carson laughed to "In water, chimps will drown!" for the first time, everybody began spamming the video in hopes Carson would laugh again.

[@frankusmcspankus1531]

I find it hilarious that he made himself laugh half of the times he had to reset.

[@kobyn.1114]

So proud of this guy. He’s finally starting to relax a tiny bit and just make content that he likes whether others like it or not, and that content happens to be FANTASTIC!

[@dustintagudin7602]

Carson come back, everybody without anime profile pictures miss you.

[@animebabe7398]

LOL I LOVE THIS

[@SirLiamTheGreat]

Well said

[@tivktock9925]

bro i miss him i got a manga pfp

[@realhumbug]

The best part of the stream was the "In water, chimps will drown" videos and nobody can convince me otherwise.

[@marianokaz1503]

That was the worst to me.

[@commisarsprinkles2490]

The first one? Pretty good. The 87 times after that? Absolutely not.

[@whorogium]

That was what made me leave the stream. Carson's chat is probably one of the most embarrassing and annoying ones I've ever seen

[@dotwashere4498]

no it wasn't they kept sending it over and over and made it unfunny.

[@kdl256]

Me: depressed Carson: how about I just squeeze right on in there

[@adamkang4522]

When the first comment is “haha funny”: haha funny

[@weakw1ll]

true

[@stefan1166]

true

[@mistersamman8899]

true

[@Xetaas]

true

[@bradleyedwards6242]

UwU harder

[@cyd_hunter99]

"Maybe you guys aren't funny" Well, they're CallMeCarson fans... were they ever funny?

[@red-vg2ds]

one community, one exclusive shitty sense of humor

[@stabbedacrylic4715]

then who be you, traveler. if ye not of the cult then ye here for alternate reasons, do tell.

[@hundbait]

*Points gun at himself*

[@nadnerb_sr20]

The fans essentially have Carsons sense of humor, but unlike Carson, its spread throughout them all and isn't concentrated into one person

[@PomadaGaming]

Calling out for bad humor then making a 5 year old joke. GG

[@phildamaster7382]

I didn't realise now unfunny Carson's chat was until now

[@totallyrealcia]

There were a few decently funny clips right up until after the first time he laughs

[@ghoto_777]

Good thing carson can somewhat save it

[@scalycoronet5198]

The most vocal people are the least funny. It’s all 9 year olds with their moms credit cards, the rest of the chat are like the comment sections on his videos: annoying, but mildly amusing

[@isathena]

When the person in chat asked Carson for his dunkin order I was automatically expecting a coffee description and I was genuinely surprised when he started listing donuts

[@sowen3935]

top 10 anime betrayals.

[@audreyhawrylo]

stop it stop it stop it i dont wanna thinka bout it

[@asei231]

@@audreyhawrylo I watch the vids still. I don't respect carson but i like his content. It's like playing minecraft without respecting notch or enjoying harry potter without respecting JK Rowling

[@redhoodplays768]

@@asei231 bro please the incident was not exactly his fault man you can see all about it here - kzbin.info/www/bejne/rnWXY2uhn7eGoNE

[@Lynyx34]

@@redhoodplays768 but didn’t he admit to it?

[@redhoodplays768]

@@Lynyx34 He did admit to it but it was not completely his fault bc the girl had given her consent for it to happen so he cant be fully blamed for the events that followed

[@CatMeow__]

Damn everything hurts lmao, anyone else worried about him? :/ someone needs to help him out

[@Ethan-wq2et]

Krinios is still looking out for him thankfully

[@slik-0974]

@@Ethan-wq2et really that's good to hear

[@Bonelessben2210]

@@Ethan-wq2et Ethan it’s Ben😳 Ben hall

[@ajyomastr]

@@Ethan-wq2et Ethan... I think Ben Hall knows you

[@griffindilley9683]

@@Ethan-wq2et I think this Ben guy knows you Ethan

[@vistanoive1235]

I legit read that as "if I die I laugh" and was extremely confused

[@L0CV5T]

14:19 i actually chugged a bang once and absolutely bombed a math test and broke down in tears. I think i got a ~20% on it.

[@mus46]

Carson in the VOD laughing more at random things happening in Minecraft or laughing at his own thoughts than the videos sent

[@wef6146]

Carson: **Exists** Normies in his comment section: Oof Eesh That didn't age well, Cringe 😬😬.

[@thefunkyfetus5043]

Yeah it sucks he did that :(

[@qtorer0r19]

@@thefunkyfetus5043 wasn't even that bad though

[@funerxl4350]

@@qtorer0r19 people love to blow things out of proportion. The situation wasn't necessarily good, but to call him a pedo is absurd.

[@Artur_without_the_H]

I hope he comes back, i dont care.

[@NateTheGreat274]

@illumi zoldyck he owned cp from multiple people

[@VadiumMusic]

8:54 "callmecarson was killed by [intentional game design]"

[@coffee4682]

I don’t know how he could fuck that up

[@lovrekoritnik7703]

Everytime Carson says he's not too shabby, I drink.

[@shrimpymcswimmington728]

For those who weren’t at the stream “In water, chimps will drown” was the only thing playing for about 10 minutes

[@Legacyskids]

I got this in my recommended, I haven't gotten a Carson video recommended to me in ages, perhaps it is a sign

[@0azp]

Minecraft, but every second my career gets worse

[@melio1227]

So funny tho omfggg im actually crying

[@connor5991]

watching him after shlatts video, i can definitely see how he feels

[@castlebear199]

@poop guy it’s the newest video on theweeklyslap

[@castlebear199]

Yeah I really don’t think Carson is an evil person. A lot of people on Twitter comparing him to a pedophile, which he really isn’t, but what he did isn’t right. All I want is that the Etika stuff doesn’t repeat itself.

[@justananon6005]

@@castlebear199 god man don't even you put that into the earth I pray to God you didn't just jinx i t

[@sirlionson2207]

11:14 funniest thing is that he was the president of my country

[@thebigchungo6011]

One of my favourite kind of humours is the kind where something is so painfully unfunny that it becomes hilarious

[@therealmania]

*OUR BOY'S COMING HOME*

[@choom]

2:34 "Maybe im gonna be a tougher cookie to crack." 4:26 *In water, Chimps will drown."

[@seramaia6456]

2:18 The forshadowing is immaculate, I can't believe we were all so blind

[@yeetoryeetor8872]

What about that clip was for shadowing

[@jaziliynn]

4:26 I just laughed at that, full volume, at 2am, in a house of 3 people. I'm scared

[@mauritsjacobse3179]

cason realized how depressing it is to play without laughing. thats why he gave up

[@beanandcornbreadman5134]

IS THAY WHY HE GROOMED A MINOR? HMMMM

[@WAVE0025]

It wasnt grooming, the age gap is only 2 years, the real problem here is the possession of cp

[@beanandcornbreadman5134]

CH CHILD P*RN WOAH THATS WORSE THAN I THOUGHT WOW HES IN DEEP TROUBLE AINT HE

[@WAVE0025]

@@beanandcornbreadman5134 Why are you typing in all caps? also yes, while he is not a groomer he is still in the wrong for having a possession of cp, which could most likely get him arrested as well

[@zane8932]

Carson, where ever you are; don’t laugh, please. :(

[@beanandcornbreadman5134]

HAHA I WILL LAUGH HE DID THAT TO HIMSELF DESERVES WHAT HE GETS am I being to harsh

[@amadeus1384]

@@beanandcornbreadman5134 I little bit, yeah

[@beanandcornbreadman5134]

@@amadeus1384 to be fair he did that to himself, didn’t he know the consequences

[@beanandcornbreadman5134]

@@amadeus1384 and god you was up early

[@amadeus1384]

@@beanandcornbreadman5134 I woke up at 4am lol Unless you mean timezone differences, as I am from UK

[@DJBenLover]

"What's your normal dunkin donuts order?" "Oh you know... the usual"

[@maxflyre]

I am so sad the things that happened happened, these videos are pure gold and literally always managed to make me smile. Wish they would still be made

[@primlan8214]

*In water, C H I M P S W I L L D R O W N.*

[@scary4289]

truly fucking hurts just watching this knowing what has happen so far in 2021...

[@bluedog5260]

I swear during the stream he made himself laugh more than thre media shares

[@beanandcornbreadman5134]

HE MAY HAVE ALSO GROOMED A MINOR MINOR AND PEDOFILEA

[@1FenFen1]

pedfilia XDXDDDXDDXDDXXXDX

[@animebabe7398]

holy shit the “dRaMa” happened around 8 months ago and people STILL hate him, we love you carson don’t pay attention to the other people

[@RalseiGaming]

carson is pog

[@Kia_Soulless]

@@RalseiGaming Carson is love, Carson is life