Minecraft But It's Impossible (#1)

Today we try to beat Minecraft using Fundy's "Impossible++" difficulty server plugin.
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[@koldobika_]

I think his speedrunning habits have taken over him, he’s leaving floating trees and he isn’t reracking them! Unbelievable

[@Marshall-se9zs]

Blasphemy!

[@snrg17]

Rerack your trees, kids

[@Venomousnack]

@@snrg17 your name is a crayon color...

[@meghanmckeever299]

:Captain sparkles Undergroung sucks! *Goes underground*

[@squidsake]

Venomousnack how do you know that? lol

[@sfrags4780]

CaptainSparklez: *"I feel pretty comfortable in the nether"* The nether in this plugin: *So you have chosen death*

[@JaegerDreadful]

Watch him find out you can only stop being on fire with water. He is gonna find out while fighting blazes lmao

[@sfrags4780]

@@JaegerDreadful yeah lmao..

[@the_real_badshot9439]

Jordan 'as long as I don't accidentally punch a pigman everything is going to be great.' Pigman 'what you say to me you punk.'

[@arielle1244]

If this plugin were implemented for 1.16, he would be already dead

[@mrsavage6675]

I literally read this as he was saying it

[@Game_Over64]

14:17 is now one of my favorite edits ever. It's beautiful.

[@TwiSt3DxShaDoW122]

I lost it when that happened XD

[@bepispaul2419]

foreshadowing

[@3n0ch_j1n5]

Jordan: "THERE"S NO MOSS IN THE N E T H E R" Nether: "uH, I'm PRetTy sUrE tHErE iS."

[@akronimm862]

8:38 "I tripped on a rock inside my own house?!" That's not your house, you stole it from an innocent villager.

[@shawnpitman876]

Exactly, and now the villager has placed rocks all over his place to get revenge.

[@NetheriteMiner]

"from from"

[@Abcwhatever]

Stole is a strong word, I think you mean permanently borrow

[@discospider4198]

@@Abcwhatever lol

[@someyeeterontheblock2421]

Damn colonizers...

[@bryan9386]

"Minecraft but its Imposible, has Randomized Loot, Crafting, and Crowd Control"

[@imalsoscarlet8466]

Jardon would 100% unalive

[@neliasoares6217]

Impossible++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Great!

[@skycondon2743]

Do it. If you don't do this, I'm uninstalling Minecraft

[@fierybread3531]

And there's only one block

[@SuperTNTcrew]

This comment is evil

[@lollol-ux8jb]

"I tripped on a rock inside my own house" He's in a village house...

[@yamato3870]

lol lol Confusion 100

[@Windja69]

CFeng Gaming well he did claim the house

[@yamato3870]

Max H yeah, but he was walking down the stares and it said he tripped on a rock.

[@tenacity25]

Colonialism

[@itsnotoona]

Jardon: *walks in to a villager's house* Also Jardon: Hippity hoppity your land is now my property

[@TheOneThreeFour]

Considering the nature of this Impossible Minecraft thing, I'm surprised you don't burn to death just being near the lava

[@JamesBea-they]

I thought the same thing to, instant death in it is still more realistic than vanilla

[@CryoticMienshao]

same, but also with the nature off this mod lava shouldnt be in a bucket

[@mattahrens5338]

or at least catch fire.

[@drantigon]

Once you are on fire, the fire will never extinguish untill you touch water. And the water in the cauldron evaporates

[@ispentthenightin7721]

Shh don't give them any ideas

[@thegammonator6503]

Jordan going into the Nether: I’m only mildly concerned with what’s going to be on the other side. Me, who watched the entire video on this mode: Oh, Jordan. You sweet, sweet, innocent soul. You have no idea just how wrong you are, and I for one cannot wait to see your reaction.

[@maricapilas2847]

Jardon*

[@mrsentrybuster]

Moss: needs water to live Nether: doesn't have water Moss: *I'm gonna pretend I didn't need that.*

[@sawyerharms6143]

Alternative title: Jardon lists every non-swearing insult while screaming and playing Minecraft

[@lukasbury6976]

im really happy that fundy's plugin is being used so much because its clear that he put lots of work into it

[@deathdragon1466]

“he’s a freaking zoomy boi” “DO YOU SEE HIM ZOOMING?!” “UnACcePtabLe”

[@finntheviking5579]

Jardon: "I survived my first encounter with a charged creeper" Minecraft: *there is another*

[@BSJINTHEHOUSE420]

“Minecraft But It’s Impossible” Blasphemy, I don’t see any triangles so it’s not impossible.

[@jtrush7561]

or circles/spheres

[@jacobpugpoirier3350]

or leaf blowers

[@Nate-tx9fp]

Or flex tape

[@bleh6339]

Wtf is blasphemy

[@Breadward_MacGluten]

The sword in the Stone funny thing is, every single mob in the game has a circular shadow under its feet when you play without shaders. So yeah, circles exist in minecraft haha

[@fazbrogaming7776]

Meanwhile in an alternate dimension. “Minecraft But It’s Possible”

[@J_dnvg]

You should check out the "Baby mode" Minecraft setting then made by the same guy

[@Venomousnack]

Can you do both at once?

[@CryoticMienshao]

@@Venomousnack that would just be normal minecraft at that point

[@Nugcon]

Also "Dark Souls but it's actually challenging"

[@jaedingraham1481]

What

[@jonahrankin6978]

Alternate Title: Jordan spends an hour trying to obtain his belongings

[@sparkleforever1525]

That silverfish impression on point tho I’m literally forking dying of laughter over here... somebody clip that

[@G-Forces]

Him: "I didn't even get to the part of the video were he covers the nether, I wanted to leave it a mystery." Me who watched the whole video: "Oh no."

[@strawberrymessage9598]

“No god oh jeez oh jeez oh jeez bois theys not good this the hard armor that’s the big armor oh my goodness” -captain sparkles 2020

[@hockeyhacker97]

13:49... Man this change is definitely way to easy, if you where to jump off a cliff side directly into 3 feet of water from that height you would be splatted upon impact because the surface tension of the water would not break quickly enough and it would break many bones. being unable to swim out of the water you would probably drown doing that in real life.

[@cvybays3733]

let's not talk about that

[@atch4764]

@IcyPineapple every block in minecraft is a meter so that's pretty high

[@jaydenapollo5337]

I love Jordan because he thinks almost exactly like I do, in that he’s actually a very smart dude, but also sometimes not very observant at all ever

[@lastthing8173]

Sparkle's: how do I get bow The fletcher: Am I a joke to you

[@azanv7514]

13:06 when you finally kill the Ender Dragon that had killed you four times already

[@f_feed7242]

You should do baby mode after this series, it should take 1-2 episodes.

[@equaius893]

1

[@Rooster-gj2fi]

Half

[@annalisa9755]

Baby mode with crowd control 😂

[@SilverEXVII]

Just imagine that everytime something bad happens you just rolled a 1 on a d20... except worse

[@Nai_101]

Man of culture

[@l-insomnity-l2274]

My first ever DM made it his personal mission to go into as much dramatic detail as he possibly could whenever anyone rolled a 1. 5 minute speech about just how impossibly bad you failed that shot? *yup*

[@SilverEXVII]

@@l-insomnity-l2274 yeah that sucks. I had a character that got separated from the party with a nat 1 then got critically hit by something that was level 6.

[@LmaoZedong6969]

When your about to die to Vecna in the final boss fight and you roll a nat 1 on save vs. a meteor swarm...

[@creepig]

The editing was so funny for this video🤣 great job editor!

[@cameronbh4386]

3:17 HOW DARE YOU LEAVE THAT TREE FLOATING!!!!

[@mrjameson5570]

Mum: "Reverse Jardon isn't real, he can't hurt you " Reverse Jardon: 8:57

[@rowan4684]

nodraJ

[@Woodland_Adventures]

every Fundy subscriber: *evil laughing*

[@l3alpha144]

@Jesse Jacobs 20-30k sub club

[@moonatee_8666]

He deserves 5 mil

[@Progamer-wt9ir]

Every Wadzee subscriber: laughing

[@randomppl6380]

@@Progamer-wt9ir yep During water checkpoint

[@dragonicender6599]

The new style of editing makes me giggle so much. The silverfish clip made me giggle for like 10 mins before continuing to watch. Also the part where Jordan said it was easy then encountered mobs and got destroyed xD. Please do more episodes on this its hilarious to watch you suffer

[@liriolira1772]

wadzee: 0 deaths jardon: pain and suffering

[@adaptable1553]

*Figures out that pigs turn to signs if he goes near them.* "You poor pigs... D:" *Continues to run at them in order to turn them to signs.*

[@invalidcode]

Me: Ah this one should be really easy for jordan. So many people have done it Also me: **Sees #1 on the video title** nvm.

[@joesmith-tz9tq]

Andrew Stephens he didn’t remember all the functions of the mod, while others already knew what to watch out first

[@patricker113]

He did say he didn't watch the whole video because he wants to be surprised or something. XD

[@liammcmanus4093]

Love the vid, and the editing actually made it 100x better!!!

[@smlgaming101]

Gonna admit, I haven’t watched all the way through a CaptainSparklez in a while so I couldn’t tell you if this editing is normal, but if it is, I love it. It’s refreshing. That slight tone changes, the showing all face cam when explaining things, the pitch changes it’s awesome. I love this dude.

[@Colin-xv3bc]

20:00 "nether's going to be safer" Me: xD

[@iotimmiey]

Jordan: who the heck wears shoes inside their own house!? Me: almost every relative i know. deppressing, isnt it?

[@DanSager1]

Jordan: wait I can't get string bc no piglins Jordan when he's in the nether: OH NO BABY PIGLIN BAD

[@mother.russian]

Haven’t played the plugin, but I would think that building up and attacking mobs from up high is an effective strategy.

[@JeremyRedus]

Now, you see, this doesnt have crowd control on it, that would make this *truly* impossible

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

"Real life tips, from Minecraft..." Just then:*Peony sprouts from lectern* Real life, huh?

[@cvybays3733]

i was just at that scene when i read that and i was like waaaaa

[@DePhoegonIsle]

"The Nether might be safer" I couldn't stop laughing hard.

[@chasenelson9660]

Your editor did an amazing job on this, reminds me of the YTP series

[@eekeey]

Do crowd control with this, you coward. 😂😂

[@fadlanf2231]

i actually love this version of the video, the editor makes it soo much enticing

[@aplecukerstolen7081]

10:43 When your little brother walks in on you watching Pirated movies

[@WizardBlobMovies1234]

The editing was LOVELY in this

[@KShih]

"Minecraft But It's Impossible" Jardon, what have you gotten yourself into this time...

[@akyraisconfused]

•Neutral mobs, like Pigmen and Endermen, get randomly hostile towards you. •If you start burning, it doesn't go out on its own. •Ice blocks launch you upwards. Height of launch changes depending on the type of ice you step on. •Wither Skeletons now have two iron swords instead of a single stone sword.

[@shawnpitman876]

why does ice launch you? makes no sense.

[@Run2Seeun]

_The new made tool breaks after breaking few blocks_ Jardon: *you actual...*

[@e3.14c4]

10:58 got so flustered he didn't even speak Russian, went straight to south asian.

[@sameerchanana5278]

Ya know u can just break trees and stone with the wood in your inventory since it technically doesn't count as bare fists...that's why youbwerent getting hurt before. Also I'm waiting for the moment he finds out what ice does lmao

[@hankanderson8633]

Oh man, Fundy. You’re making things.... so much more interesting, and fun for us viewers.

[@Serioustar]

hey jordan, try breaking a bee nest

[@cezarcatalin1406]

Oh no...

[@catandcomparator]

Do you want him to die

[@Lildarksambo]

Jardon: So heres the plan Creeper: "Boom"

[@StaceyStaser]

it's not often that I see jardon phased by much so this was extremely funny xD

[@GregoryWhangwhan86]

You know what I just realised - is that NONE of this stuff needs to be in rlcraft, in any case - I feel like this has more realism, but rlcraft just has brutality as a top place, it really puts things into perspective to watch this, so thank you!

[@TheRealShiaLabeouf]

It doesn't hurt if you punch a block with an item it just hurts when you do it with your fist

[@dariennesonnier8879]

Okay i said the same thing

[@TheRealShiaLabeouf]

@@dariennesonnier8879 where? I can't scroll that far down... Jk

[@Chlrintruc]

Wadzee: beats the game in impossible ++ in about a few hours. Captain Sparklez: Let’s make it a series

[@davidyodo24]

When he is panicking, that's the best moment 😂

[@JagadishMuthunathan]

Y'all sleeping on 12:45, that baby zombie pulled a pro gamer move + perfectly cut screams

[@theglitchedbanana3360]

Captain + impossible Minecraft = Funny Markiplier like noises

[@youngerbmc6336]

Wadzee : completes game in 1 run Mr Sparkles : PART 1

[@LegoEngineer003]

WadZee beat the first one and then beat impossible++ on his first try, making Fundy go to greater lengths to kill everyone.

[@mikaylamoten8587]

Captain : this is easy so far. Not even two minutes later Captain: help please!!!

[@zaldeon3530]

Jardon, making portal frame next to lava: "see, you can do this" Me, having watched dream do it in 10 seconds on the lava: *laughs in speed*

[@lalebilge2478]

36 minutes of jardon being frustrated without cursing lol

[@timwatz2948]

It kinda makes sense, Ghasts are supposed to be ghosts so why would they not be invisible?

[@NumoNG]

Fundy: *Releases plugin* Every single Minecraft KZbinr: *It's free real estate*

[@chitsyfreemo]

YES YES YES YES I HAVE BEEN WAITING

[@cuileth3369]

I think this is my 5th rewatch of this series now, I am just enjoying it that much :D

[@themeeman]

You can download a server and run it locally. There's literally no reason to buy a server if you're the only one playing.

[@i_Soar]

What about dat *SPONSORSHIP*? Mcprohosting, use code "CaptainSparklez" for 20% off your first month!

[@BirdHauss]

Sparklez: Let me store some of this food so I don't lose it in the mine Also Sparklez: Takes 17 hay blocks with him 8:00

[@kabagee]

When your so early, you haven’t even seen the bots.

[@arachnid_fangs]

and now here they are XD

[@Mackin3]

I’m reporting all of them lmao

[@Levi_OP]

Very original comment!

[@secretsilver3662]

“who’s been a fan of captain since 2015?” “when you’re so early, you haven’t seen the bots” daring today aren’t we?

[@cezarcatalin1406]

14:17 Jordan showing his silverfish ancestry

[@parkat69]

something funny fast

[@TSchweibzVideos]

The editing on this is incredible

[@ucr-thodobs8179]

Hey, did you know that you’re most likely not first? The chance that you’re actually first is 1 out of [the amount of comments], so stop saying first instead just say something like; hay I’m early.

[@RaffyTheTiger]

Yeah lol

[@eggsaucee]

Noice

[@masonwiltrout7437]

How did you type this so fast?

[@pagro2185]

First

[@masonwiltrout7437]

@@Astrinityfrfr oh

[@Shinsy1808]

0:53 Wow I am so Happy so WadZee in Captain Sparklez video !!

[@vapause7268]

These bot comments are actually terrible.

[@lozafo5142]

I love that transition around 30:35 just the way he loses all enthusiasm

[@brians_beanwater8048]

Just in case youre here and didnt know, mianite season 3 is on captain sparklez 2

[@NfamousKayeGames]

I really thought the entire 2nd half of this 1st episode was just going to be an infinite loop of him trying to get his stuff back 😂

[@pathic2449]

I thought I could be first, me: sees 108 comments :(

[@pinkdolphin6547]

I sees 76 comments hmmmm

[@Levi_OP]

You are stupid!😀

[@newevolution]

Watching Wadzee destroy this was one thing, watching you get steamrolled is something entirely other. 🤣🤣🤣 Can't wait for part 2.

[@brennanchapman2384]

Cap:”I’m feeling really comfortable about the nether” Me, who knows the rest of the plugin: no

[@abigaillong8117]

6:24 "Ow, I tripped in a twig" I laughed OUT LOUD

[@lenkagamine751]

I just had an idea how about DeathSwap with this plug?

[@tonifcbarca]

Heck nah

[@secretsilver3662]

“if you don’t look at it it doesn’t exist” the entirety of the nether : understandable have a great day

[@The_NotXydonium]

Jardon: charged creepers are the worst! Impossible mode enderman: allow me to introduce myself

[@infinitedonuts]

I wish this survival series had the DvZ plugin where the zombies are like three times as fast and can break and place blocks

[@Lumegrin]

4:22 wow that's where the item collection noise comes from?!

[@kouichi_potato]

The Thumbnail: Impossible++ CaptainSparklez: Punch wood and not getting hurt Also CaptainSparklez: Punch stone and getting hurt Me: *Confusion*

[@wäffłëşs-y]

Petition for CaptainSparklez to create a ASMR channel. I honestly think he'd be good at it.

[@FriedFlowers_]

Jordan not taking a cauldron into the nether hurts my soul to the very core

[@shawnzink3610]

I'm assuming every ten seconds of this is going to be him screaming, " THIS IS PROBLEM!!!!"

[@kiab4451]

The editing is just beautiful

[@vyndiagram9291]

Fundy: what if Minecraft was impossible ? Jardon: **beats impossible Minecraft* Me: what if Minecraft was possible ? Me: *dies*

[@matt54740]

Jordan slowly goes insane for 36 minutes