Minecraft images that are so deeply disturbing you should avoid looking at them.

[@AltraHapi]

Speedrunners are going to abuse that last one for sure

[@tierghan5433]

I dont think it will gain traction outside of P% tho. The startup of the fight is skipped as well so you can punch coins at him while he is bowing

[@AGNAB712]

v2 1-4 speedrun strat is just too op

[@zMysticat]

yeah

[@Abyssal_Entity]

Now we have a faster way to reach V2 than ultraboosting

[@lolfool866]

+FISTFUL OF DOLLAR

[@gmanplaysgames256]

I've seen the clip at 3:47 before and did the math on it. There are 15 double chests, each has 54 slots, we see nothing but torches drop and quite a lot of them, torches stack to 64, assuming every chest was full, the exploding Creeper caused 3,456 torches to drop simultaneously.

[@bruceholmquist9082]

Plus the dropped blocks from the explosion.

[@MaximNightFury]

rounding error compared to torches@@bruceholmquist9082

[@Vino976]

you cant say you did the math when you forgot to multiply the 3456 by 15 for each double chest

[@Noah10595]

He stole my computer

[@SepuLtera-b3x]

How did you mess up this badly lmao.

[@azurius4507]

Instructions unclear, i attempted the V2 nether portal tech and my minecraft is now running Doom

[@PhoenixSC]

Then you're doing it right.

[@HyperEthereal]

​@@PhoenixSC i mean hes not gonna be able to kill v2 fast enough for a WR look hes not even coin punching

[@Gary_H_Rambuyon_II_YT]

Yoo

[@emilquino]

@@PhoenixSC dont dare to compare ultrakill with doom

[@anonymouscheesepie3768]

are you from braking bad

[@kevingluys3063]

I think that staircase might be more dangerous than wraparounds. In a wraparound if you fall you fall a maximum of one story, but on those it becomes a real bad "I Told You About Stairs Bro" situation.

[@NErDy-pr1jf]

I WARNED you bro 8^y

[@An1mat0rz]

You won't need different wood types of sticks, because now ladders require a single plank in the center.

[@5ucur]

Since when? I'm so out of touch with the game

[@claudette1985]

The chain one won't make sense tho-

[@lukechapin5563]

Its called a button.

[@ChewedBubbleGun]

Y’all ever heard of quark? Cuz that is how you craft different ladders in quark.

[@kiilee5963]

@@lukechapin5563 clearly a ladder

[@roundears]

1:00 I love how this implies birch sticks will be added, which are a classic form of punishment and therefore should deal extra damage. Maybe they could be put in traps or something to deal damage to mobs. This would be a great reason to visit birch forest biomes

[@theEruditeRaven]

As if we needed another reason

[@Vitrivius]

does double damage to camman 18

[@wholekilogramofbutter480]

phoenix is the only person who can make me feel simultaneously concerned and intrigued

[@PhoenixSC]

Good.

[@unsigneddivorcepapers]

good

[@sourlesscream1272]

good

[@digitbit3180]

Good.

[@kmendoza4263]

Good.

[@ilikemaccaroni28]

oh my god that last one caught me so off guard. Ultrakill was the last thing I expected to see in a PhoenixSC video

[@nt33_old]

PhoenixSC plays ultrakill when

[@horkah6966]

I saw the V2 comments but it didn’t register until the end

[@zink8504]

Ultrakill is seriously my life

[@kpjammerwolf330]

​@@zink8504 we're on the same ship

[@umi9050]

saaame

[@f5tornado831]

I just realized adding copper is really weird since Redstone was kind of a stand-in for copper wire since copper is reddish.

[@lpmatthews7387]

if you're going to speedrun from start of prelude to act 1-4, then you might as well also do the funny pre-start kill

[@Radar_of_the_Stars]

Yeah, this is awful for IL speedruns, but it might be useful in a full gane run if you are lucky enough to spawn near a lava pit

[@0SarimXD]

Btw guys game name?

[@Squid_Coffee]

​@@0SarimXDultrakill

[@AssortedMold268]

@@0SarimXD minecraft ofc

[@hanz1375]

also get sub 10 wr :)))))

[@dscq6402]

A different angle's gonna send your straight to the Gabriel, apostate of hate fight, cutting out the bossfights in the middle. Truly the ultimate speedrun strat

[@Waskas_2006]

Doing it in the end will warp time and send you to P-3

[@invalid_user_handle]

1:01 The Quark mod actually adds wood-specific ladders, and it gets around the differentiation problem by making the recipe 6 sticks at the sides and a single plank of the wood type you want in the middle instead of another stick.

[@LaserMob.]

why don't do this like tinted glass, max of 8 ladder and wood plank or the stripped log (to make it more useful)

[@theobserver3088]

@@LaserMob. because you aren't dying the ladder a different wood type, so that wouldn't make any sense that's not how wood works

[@LaserMob.]

@@theobserver3088 yeah, I think that can make sense if you can do for 4 or 8 with wood plank or slab, or make it more simple but less dynamic only make it with plank and 8 ladder (with this you can make a stack craft it 8 time, because 64 is 8 pow of 8). I don't make mode and I don't know how the crafting dynamic is made, but I am a program and with problem solving ability I can make quick responses, now for you this is a good alternative of the recipe of mod

[@rowboat10]

i would do a slab in the middle instead of a full block

[@Pianoexprt2321]

Hmmmmmm.

[@MichaelChin1994]

1:12 Reminds me of when my therapist explained why sometimes people get intimidated by me What on the surface looks like I'm not phased by aggression internally is actually rampid ADHD. I sometimes am not phased because I wasn't paying attention...

[@64PlaysGD]

I've always imagined another type of villager being the Woodcutter, and his workspace being a Sawmill. This sawmill would be similar to the stonecutter, but for wood instead, meaning you could make doors and things like that out of a single plank. Perhaps this would be a good way to go about making multiple wood-types of ladders.

[@czpiaor]

I would call them the -lumberjack- carpenter, but I agree.

[@Logan-zp8bi]

Wouldn't that be a carpenter? A Lumberjack would specialize in cutting down trees and hauling them to the village. A carpenter is someone that specializes with working with wood.

[@64PlaysGD]

@@Logan-zp8bi That's probably better, woodcutter was just the first thing that came to my mind. I'm really just looking for a villager with a wood-version of a stonecutter. On the other hand, a shepherd is a person who farms sheep and harvests their wool, and a loom is their workspace, even though a loom is used to shape wool into blankets and things, which a shepherd does not do.

[@czpiaor]

@@Logan-zp8bi honestly, either could work. Minecraft isn’t totally accurate. A farmer grows food, yet the farmer villager still sells pie and cake, which are usually made by a baker.

[@Corneelius]

And it could actually go in hand with the fletcher and make sense with who the hell would have been trading 32 sticks with them

[@jdjGSHBFjh68827]

That lego hurt so bad the game couldnt process it and just said "death.attack.foot.pain"

[@migulytdx]

3:17 it was there all along...

[@JC0ALOFT]

Dear god…

[@Liechie]

By the time you build the portal, you would already be minutes behind the world record completion but when talking about minecraft, the Knucklebuster would be really good against mobs, especially blazes and skeletons due to the fact that you can deflect projectiles (not parrying like how the Feedbacker can do) neutralizing the projectiles almost completely.

[@dunkerdoodle]

finally i can get return to sender

[@randompurpleslime8963]

If you complete act 2 before the end dragon fight then u can gribble and railcoin the Ender dragon to and if done right can save you at least 0.2s which a drastic number for speed running Once you get to the end you chain rocket riding and elytra flying

[@terabitofficial]

If you successfully clip just right, you'll be able to enter the v2 fight as it's cutscenes is starting. Successfully coin bouncing to kill v2 would only take 20 seconds at most, so the detriment to time shouldn't be too great compared to the sheer damage from the knuckleblaster.

[@Lilystocalifeworld]

creeps😂

[@TactiDM]

1:10 i love how he says "diamond mine" like hes excited to show you his diamond mine

[@MineZack2]

3:47 Bro screamed so hard his computer couldn’t take it anymore 💀

[@endstoneninja3845]

This clip was hilarious

[@southernbrain691]

Fraps crashed

[@doggio7630]

the best part is that it's all torches

[@AbsolutMouse]

I died of laughter😂

[@Trainboi1983]

The time that this released,I saw a mushroom cloud,very small,I think that was his computer

[@Henyahyah]

0:39 is so disturbing. My brothers name is Roger and my dads name is Andrew. ARE YOU IN MY WALLS

[@superknux13isaid]

Fun fact, you can do the nether portal technique in a pyramid to immediately skip to the second V2 bossfight

[@DanYami]

still slower than an actual speedrun lmao

[@serhiiko7141]

Will i teleport to second gabriel fight if i use this tech in nether fortress?

[@slayer_of_hell]

Wait... I gotta try this

[@varahunter68]

i see

[@fusi101]

@@serhiiko7141 use it in the end and you get free pass to 7-1

[@hacknwack4065]

i think if ladders did do that, theyd just have the requested wood type as the center plank, and give more ladders, and have normal oak ladders also be craftable with just sticks

[@zixlity9471]

THE SIGNS ARE MADE FROM ACTUAL WOOD?? as a learning carpenter I am just so happy

[@Pianoexprt2321]

Good for u

[@solowingpixy8297]

3:23 When you've had enough of the goofy auuuugh skeletons and their aimbot

[@DexiduousRose]

As of now, these videos each month have lined up with my period for the last 2 months and it's been cheering me up every time. It's been wonderful to say the least

[@Captain_Timezone]

1:15 i was expecting “i have no enemies, because they’re all dead”

[@msbh11]

it even said "whats up?"

[@MishaGold]

2:57 This is not just a gray color, but 127/127/127 in the RGB, an even middle between pure black and pure white.

[@hoglin7]

3:04 a sad fact for us bedrock players

[@Pianoexprt2321]

Ima bedrock blauler😢

[@Pianoexprt2321]

Wweeessezs

[@FewVidsJustComments]

Why does the guy at 3:52 have so many chests of just torches?

[@thiisthepolees1]

Yes

[@artuzel5997]

Who doesn't have many chests of just torches?

[@LeviElevn]

He probably just mines alot

[@wantedbird55srandomchannel28]

He's excavating a whole continent.

[@xwxgamerxwx]

​@@wantedbird55srandomchannel28 He has 103680 torches

[@Tape_Rewind]

5:13 you just realized you live in the matrix

[@Green0Photon]

I love the Steve and Alex random animations we get in every video. They're always so good

[@3anterbz103]

2:37 Peonix : "players don't breed" A modder : "are you sure about that 😈"

[@MaxToon_Official]

The Jenny Modder: 💀

[@willatron360]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[@saltbombcreations8336]

Minecraft: The S- Update

[@teenspider]

5:20 THAT'S HOW MELONS AND PUMPKINS SHOULD WORK 💀

[@danielbedrossian5986]

Mellons yes, but pumpkins no ( well if I think about those big orange, un eatable , ornament pumpkins ).

[@Pianoexprt2321]

Lol

[@Bug0221]

3:54 This is the first time i heard Phoenix genuinely laughing

[@wyguysecondary]

what's wrong about the last clip really is the fact he's using auto aim unironically

[@kpjammerwolf330]

Bro got a skill issue 💀 TRUE ULTRAKILL CHADS NEVER USE AUTOAIM BECAUSE IT MESSES UP COINS

[@wyguysecondary]

@@kpjammerwolf330 mhm

[@prettyradhandle]

ultrakill players when someone plays differently to them:

[@Tetrik82]

The V2 bossfight: exists The spare change in my pocket:

[@quarot]

Nothing like waking up at 5:30 to watch a PhoenixSC video.

[@tsriketwm7274]

My honest reaction: 5:47

[@duckified.]

i was not expecting an ULTRAKILL meme in a phoenix video, i am very happy

[@TheJSJosh]

For the ladders, you should check out what the Quark mod does for ladders of different wood types! You use a plank in the middle but make some more ladders to compensate. Really good mod as a whole :D

[@Pianoexprt2321]

Hmmmm.

[@Pianoexprt2321]

Actually yeah I want it🎉

[@TRITON_gaming]

2:21 Is this guy crazy? You can never have too many memes!

[@a-bombmori7393]

4:58 Bamboo is solid in between each segment, so based on the model, it would go in a few pixels before being blocked.

[@埊]

but y can make bambooroll a falling sand entity and itl work?

[@a-bombmori7393]

@@埊 I was talking about real life. What you're describing would definitely work, yes.

[@SillyKlaus]

the guy at 2:13 is running linux. What a chad.

[@LeviElevn]

Oh yea he is

[@woodhuntersattamvr]

Ai love pengonei

[@CheeseDanishMysteriousness]

5:46 this better become a meme

[@isaiahquiatchon]

Him: Minecraft images that are disturbing you should avoid looking at them. Also him: *Proceeds to make it as the thumbnail*

[@ActrosTech]

1:00 - Something like Quark mod kind of make it so you dont really need to: just using a specific plank type and sticks in a ladder craft shape gives you said ladder types.

[@Mangtoes]

“Whats up? “ -friendly enderman

[@0XxavixX0]

I love the ultrakill reference at the end

[@blrbro9879]

Nail gun go burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[@varahunter68]

​@@blrbro9879saved me in 1-4

[@melodieangelique3385]

2:12 I want that to be a thing, it looks so cool

[@BallisticAviation_YT]

ikr, it’s a very creative feature

[@ultranovva]

@Pheonixsc For the ladders you should check out what the quark mod does It includes 1 plank in the recipe and it makes more ladders so really intuitive

[@anistrashcan8536]

1:36 The pig pink caught me so off guard

[@quazarinn]

1:43 hive is still alive, its bedrock community is thriving

[@KahelCat]

In java it's ded

[@quazarinn]

@@KahelCat gotta hurt, a lot of the good gamemodes are still on java

[@David_Huffman]

On bedrock it's a featured server

[@jacksonmiller5364]

I WANT A 2 HOUR TIMELAPSE OF THOSE SQUISHY STEVE AND ALEX SHORTS!!!

[@ungageNotPlays2987]

It changes that quickly 2:44

[@Koleje93]

everybody gangsta till creeps blow up your stomach

[@brennen_14]

Phoenix's videos singlehandedly make minecraft memes popular

[@tatecrossette2855]

Phoenix you scare me. It shouldn't be possible for one man to simultaneously feel as many different emotions as I.

[@Monody512]

5:19 This actually makes so much sense. This is exactly how it should work.

[@JustZal]

2:51 I THOUGHT THE SNIFFER WAS MOVING ITS EYEBROWS THEN I REALIZED IT WAS NOSE

[@ymhyhybaybay1958]

ITS CALLED A FUCKING SNIFFER FOR A REASON.

[@scargamin]

Y is there like 5mil torches 4:04

[@HankMFWimbleton]

needs them for expeditions

[@scargamin]

Lol

[@spookmeister4528]

blud had a bright idea 💀

[@AdventureMase]

i am unreasonably happy that ULTRAKILL appeared in a phoenixsc video

[@Faux_Fox_]

3:41 D... Do you not know what peeps are?

[@kelfo4997]

Yeah what are peeps?

[@etheron1235]

​​@@kelfo4997 Marshmallow Baby Chickens/Chicks

[@AtkataffTheAlpha]

If you turn the creeps upside-down, they look like peeps

[@G-Forces]

Ok that thing with the anvil putting the enchant on the sword is unironically a great idea.

[@AlexLexusOfficial]

Phoenix is a type of a person who filters most sus reddit posts and sends them to his channel

[@VoidPaul97]

1:22 Nah, he does have enemies. That enderman just said "screw it, I'm not feeling like doing this today"

[@SkeleXon]

Oh my god I felt the absolute *PAIN* from the clip of the guy's storage getting blown up by a creeper. That has happened to me not once but TWICE in TWO different survival worlds 😭

[@Voxen712]

when I hear a creepers 'sss' while storing some items I always go "nope, not doing this" and pull out Esc + peaceful mode immediately. it might be cowardly but hell I am not going to watch 20 hours worth of obtaining items get detonated by the green blob.

[@Halfaway_Shorts]

4:51 at least copper checks off the building box in the 1.21 update Also it does involve electrical currents in some way with the lightning rod so it was still somewhat useful before the update, also it was necessary to craft the spyglass and brush but the spyglass isn’t very useful, however the brush is required in order to get like 20 items so at least it has large significance

[@_ToL_9371]

spzi's videos just get better and better I *MUST* know how they make them

[@_ToL_9371]

hearted comment nice

[@manonthelaggymoon6891]

I'm actaully in a discord with them. One thing I can tell you is its done in blender. Also minecraft isn't the only thing they make animations for.

[@_ToL_9371]

@@manonthelaggymoon6891 knew it was blender lol cool and cool, thanks

[@mushmello526]

3:22 idc about the gun, HE TRIED TO MINE WOOD WITH A PICKAXE

[@christianmartinez2179]

5:05 have you ever had a dream where you

[@HOI3163]

Bro that's what I thought 😂

[@BreadleonREAL]

i really didnt expect an ultrakill meme to be in a phoenix sc video 6:11

[@Imustbemad]

Ok phoenix has to add ultrakill to minecraft now

[@rafaelacorrea9417]

1:45 Also don’t forgot that hive is still alive on bedrock!

[@ethan44866]

0:45 how vegans are born

[@Blueboy-y2b]

And the vine was the people and Steve is that vegan teacher and the vine is teaching her a lesson

[@238Hero238]

I hecking love that Ultrakill is becoming more and more mainstream with memes, hahahahah

[@pencilshavings_yt]

The thing is that cobwebs broken by a sword drop one string, but if it is crafted it makes 9 string

[@rafaputra-et7xl]

Cobweb It Should Be Cob Eb

[@bubbaboogsvr]

They say that in the video

[@crazyredx1725]

HELP ME AT THIS EXACT MOMENT 6:09 I LOOKED AWAY AND CLOSED MY EYES WHILE HAVING A DRINK AND I STARTED HALLUCINATING THIS EXACT MEME IVE SEEN IT TO MUCH (but at least its not skibidi toilet)

[@Resuvean]

2:37 Uns in German is Us, So it says, "Mentally Us Table"

[@forg_is_real]

2:08 should be real

[@Objectbloxshortw]

Fax

[@Justyouraverageduck770]

6:23 didnt expect ultrakill to be in a phoenix video

[@Kytchu_soundslike_kyju]

4:41 I played this when I was like four because I didn’t have enough money to buy Minecraft

[@FunAngelo2005]

1:03 just replace the center stick with a type of plank the ladder is made of

[@Kev1nTheKev1n]

6:22 i expected some backrooms joke but that works

[@j0epanda790]

Its wholesome to hear pheonix laugh at something once in awhile.

[@dzuchun]

1:56 no. these are pions - kind of elementary particle.

[@SuFFr]

Am i only one that heard penis?

[@Blue_Paladin]

the fact phoenix called a peep a fish finger has me dying on the floor

[@CheeseDanishMysteriousness]

4:30 *just a burning memory begins to play*

[@striderachive]

I have that mug

[@Tairex777]

​@@striderachiveI have a diamond ore one

[@edwardyeeto]

The nether portal speedrun hack is gonna be abused by speedrunners fr, imagine someone finds a glitch to get to gabriel judge of hell that fast

[@C.5.]

5:00 it reminds me of those snack things with the wafer sticks with the filling you should totally do that Phoenix. (Making this comment fast so I forgot the name)

[@LeGnocchi]

0:53 It would be a GREAT idea but ladders are made of sticks, and we have no sticks for each type of wood

[@JohnWarosa999]

1:36 Can't believe you cut the best part out...

[@purplehaze4942]

"Little Johnny, what are you- LITTLE JOHNNY NO DONT EAT THAT-"

[@knutmf916]

4:28 I have had that cup for 2 years and never thoght about that, please stop living

[@M1551NGN0]

4:00 "I'm sick I shouldn't be laughing too hard" They say that laughter is the best medicine

[@SwissA220-airbus]

6:30 Blud ISN'T a Minecraft boss💀

[@Kev1nTheKev1n]

0:52 bro his face when he got yoinked lmaoo

[@map5756]

What’s up 1:19

[@45hAsh]

Hello

[@Squish_Squash]

1:43 I miss playing on the Hive; I was only there to enjoy maybe the last two years of it because I only just got java edition back around 2019-2020, but I played its Block Party so much and loved it. That and hide-n-seek. That one was iconic, I remember watching some of the og mcyters play it all the time.

[@GetShrekked]

I love your channel phoenix, keep up the good work on your content!

[@levthelion71810]

3:55 it would've been funny if they clipped into the backrooms here

[@EmuMasterYT]

I don’t any images In these videos are acceptable, phoenix.

[@Marmar__]

agreed

[@corellioncrusaderproductio4679]

agreed