I ... am questioning everything right now.

[@CJ_8911]

Speaking of lave, 2 years ago Phoenix made a video titled "strangest Minecraft questions on the internet" and someone there already mentioned lave. Dude was ahead of his time.

[@FunFactManiac]

omg, you're right... it took me a really long time to find that video, but it's true. ...lave...

[@whatusernameis5295]

ok time travel is confirmed now

[@Lord_X215]

0_0

[@CJ_8911]

@@Watermelime i want to apologize because I thought it's a rick roll

[@PhoenixSC]

Omg I just checked and you're right!!

[@TheEngieTF2]

Not only Phoenix SC and the Minecraft community mocked Mojang for their mistake for the Minecraft updates, but they even doxxed them for it. Truly the wonders of internet culture

[@mihailmilev9909]

Lol

[@doubleziv]

lol

[@F_mboy]

lOL

[@engineertf2971]

Yo is that another Engineer?

[@railroading]

What might the updates be?

[@SemiHypercube]

1:00 I think mushrooms were the first foods to be added into the game very early on, interestingly there red mushrooms depleted health upon eating them rather than healing, so it is kind of weird that they got used for stew

[@mewnani]

There are a few mushrooms out there that can make you sick if eaten raw, but are safe to eat after being cooked, so maybe the red mushroom in Minecraft is one of those. ...Or Notch just didn't think that hard about it.

[@kasperfabchbrandt537]

It's actually pretty easy to remove the toxins from fly agaric, and they are regularly used in cooking in some parts of the world. I guess we can just assume that Steve learned about parboiling them before eating them (see en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amanita_muscaria#Culinary_use )

[@user-tzzglsstle585e38]

Besides; there are mushroom irl that are edible (obviously) and minecraft's mushrooms aren't really named and made to be anything specific (like chocolate cookies to parrots for example). Besides, you can't eat mushrooms raw in this game and the fact that you can't make stew from nether shrooms says something.

[@straightasarainbow5344]

It would actually be pretty cool if they harmed you when eaten raw but were fine in the stew

[@Nevir202]

@@mewnani A LOT of toxins denature with heat, which isn't surprising, as they they are by nature, volatile organic compounds. Most volatile compounds tend to react and turn into something else in the presence of heat.

[@ytgshlung]

the fact that mojang removed fireflies instead of just... not making frogs eat them? pains me

[@TheSilverHermitMage]

Yeah they didn't remove cookies even though they killed parrots idk why they can't do this

[@theaveragecomment1014]

Yeah surely the frogs just wouldn’t eat them. That makes way more sense

[@PraiseHeavyLobster]

@@TheSilverHermitMage to be fair, cookies were added to the game way before parrots were added. Id be fine if Mojang just made frogs not eat fire flies and give fire flies another use.

[@TiagoH1710]

@@PraiseHeavyLobster or no use like bats, just decorative mob

[@theaveragecomment1014]

@FierySpirit That’s an odd excuse. They were kinda promised to be there so surely they could bring them in in a later update?

[@MalachiGuy]

This Subreddit will never run out of Minecraft characters possessing liquid-like properties and getting put through tubes and funnels

[@lavaboatcubesupportsukrain7539]

I think that they’re all made by the same guy

[@SilverMSM]

“Because they’ve been in the game for so long, we can’t remove them.” Zombie pigmen:

[@MaxerV19]

Miss them already

[@Aizistral]

Those weren't removed, they were... reconsidered.

[@user-tzzglsstle585e38]

Yeah doesn't work, they are just renamed and their head changed, literally everything else about them didn't change.

[@ChromaAqui]

Updates, people, updates!

[@gabrielbarros493]

firstly, they were just changed secondly, a lot of peolpe hated it to be removed

[@StuffandThings_]

6:55 Man, I feel that. Elytra addiction is too powerful. Its so weird remembering when minecarts and walking were all we had.

[@kikosawa]

me, who doesn't want to go to the end until all of the world is built in

[@TheIonoZone]

@@kikosawa you literally explain what i do in my minecraft survival world

[@Pawtacle]

OH! I was wondering what the last one was about, damn I feel stupid now :D

[@Jubean]

I play on a survival server where we have disabled elytras, it is actually so much more fun and more interesting. Also tall and angled builds are so much more impressive

[@Hunoa44]

I t-pose and use redstone piston-slimeblock-observer contraption to fly instead of elytra :) My own private cesna plane

[@pierrickpenard-dumont889]

5:03 the "IS THAT A CHALLENGE?" is perfect just after the "don't do that, it's gonna hurt" with the step-torch

[@eperou8846]

op here, bit late but yeah lmao i was asking a friend for advancements and stuff

[@jackmurray302]

The final one inspires abject horror within me, for some reason

[@Gl1tcherBro]

Maybe because you thought they were going to die because they were not in 1.9

[@bersspon3256]

Right? I physically jumped a bit when he started flying, idk why it hit me like a brick

[@ssupermarlo]

i felt weird when they started running and then terror went into my body when they started flying

[@bennyl9228]

Me too.

[@TheAntiSaint]

the block placing sounds when you walk feels like something else is with you

[@Xiiki]

The way how the torch is stuck is because it’s burred in snow and put in via commands, the snow then has a grass texture.

[@goom4689]

that ending was a jumpscare, i genuinely yelled

[@tomaskaila]

the definition of blursed video >_>

[@Shry99]

Hang on… i am dumb? I don’t see anything at the end besides someone mining then gliding

[@Syreyup]

elytras didnt exist till release 1.9, that video was in alpha

[@whorlingwisteria]

@@Shry99 I'm pretty sure that it's an old edition of Minecraft with the new (relative to the old textures etc) elytra

[@TekLor]

Is from a mod that generate alpha and - or beta terrain in 1.16 +, so you have elytras in "alpha"

[@SAGAMERISTIC]

5:49 that's not Steve that's drowned who saw the egg and then kept it in the treasure chest and then Steve finds it in the chest while exploring underwayer

[@robocookie1662]

NOT STEVE

[@jacobwilks9204]

Nobody is talking about the US army post

[@NinjaBray]

It's the person that eventually became a drowned.

[@Rudxain]

"Underwayer". New idea for Phoenix!

[@Virtualleeeeee]

Phoenix: posts new video Me: what’s this? Phoenix: shows axolotl with swords Me: uh oh… it’s that time of the month again…

[@justapak_]

hm

[@tahsinbasit]

Hmmmmmmmm?

[@haijehiemstra2883]

@xXBlackPeterGamingXx tf?

[@Toya-xp3ei]

That axolotl defeated a warden

[@breadbird]

the “hey dream stans you wanna manhunt irl? join the army!” got me dying

[@xor_the_protogen]

Same. Though, look at the @ of that account. "0fficial". It's got a checkmark. Gotta love twitter blue... 💀

[@tashkent561]

Except that "being hunted by the Taliban" would be more accurate.

[@ThisAlias]

Yeah but hunting the Taliban didn't go that well I guess. Especially when you realize that they spend a ton of tax money to replace the Taliban government with the Taliban Government in just 20 years... Makes you reconsider joining the army

[@JustPineapple]

1:56 Physically Pained Me

[@Trident_Gaming03]

"You guys'll find every possible way to claim that they're lazy, even though they're obviously not" [66 Seconds Later] "Wow, have they just forgotten about education edition?"

[@TopDiggerYT]

Mojang really "Bamboozled" us with the amount of bamboo you need to craft a bamboo block!

[@ihaveinternet]

porky it's me

[@TopDiggerYT]

@@ihaveinternet who?

[@ihaveinternet]

@@TopDiggerYT check ur discord

[@TopDiggerYT]

@@ihaveinternet me kant be on discork rn

[@narsakucanada154]

Hey all, I want to share a few experiences I've had this year.

[@awesomeness360SP]

The last clip with the old Minecraft textures had me convinced, until they used elytra, but that itself was kinda wholesome. Like bringing a little bit from the future of Minecraft back to the past, for old times sake.

[@charmyzard]

The 5:28 concept is so cool. Now you can gather armies and fight like it's the 19th century and completely break SMPs.

[@theCallOfLate]

Yes

[@pipebombmailer]

bribing pillagers to become minutemen

[@PelinalWhitestrake9147]

@@pipebombmailer They already have a lot of settlements

[@kshroom]

Yes

[@CanadianToaster22]

@@PelinalWhitestrake9147Hey, another settlement needs your help. I’ve marked it on your map

[@Ontario_Mapper]

0:49 *approximately 12 million kids join the military, all holding diamond swords and flying in a Eleytra to afganistan*

[@nomey07]

* Gets hit by an rpg in mid air *

[@Revolupine]

The account that posted that is a satire account.

[@TheOrigamiGenius]

We need Phoenix to make full length videos on his subreddit

[@sprocket442]

tru

[@raeesronaldo]

0:08 it's official, phoenix is no longer family friendly : D (boss name)

[@brutexx2]

I dunno what you’re talking about, it definitely says “puck”. For sure. Yup. No doubt about it. No doubt. There may be a little bit of doubt.

[@jonathanc6767]

@@brutexx2it said the f word

[@Mr.Polymonstrum901]

@@jonathanc6767 hmm yeah no it doesn’t say that Have you not heard of sarcasm?

[@jonathanc6767]

@@Mr.Polymonstrum901have you heard of being dumb

[@MonocleMC]

It's a rarity for Pheonix to upload a video longer than 5 minutes.

[@Acoustic_Screecher]

How do you only have 24 likes in 12 hours of posting this?

[@jaye3]

I guess the fictional "red mushroom" doesn't have to be poisonous, since it isn't called "fly agaric"

[@bluefire3939]

6:44 I think most of us know what that block breaking pattern reminded us of.

[@vristooexpensive7606]

what

[@vehicleboi5598]

?

[@leannefox2112]

ummmmmmmmm The Creeper Rap?

[@bluefire3939]

@@leannefox2112 Indeed.

[@H4L0GUY117]

@@bluefire3939that's just stone mining sounds?

[@hahanamegobrrr6667]

Lave actually sounds like an expensive clothing brand, especially with that "logo"

[@DarkUproar]

Mojang devs: mess one thing up Phoenix SC: and i took that personally

[@TheBlueAxolotl.]

6:45 now the joke here is, the guy has an elytra and those didn’t exist then.

[@MaxerV19]

Yes.

[@deltaeptat1546]

Yes.

[@irishuisman1450]

Yes.

[@seaurchin7]

IK

[@LeonASDEVEL]

And sprinting iirc

[@mr.cringe8773]

I always knew axolotls were op souls bosses

[@GenericDan]

2:11 Is there a joke that I'm missing? I thought Steve's height was common knowledge.

[@SteldootVA]

Axolotl used Swords Dance! Axolotl's attack sharply increased! Axolotl used Rapid Spin! It was super effective!

[@tyranttracergaming]

0:34 these type of videos always remind me of the dreams in tommadachi life

[@itloaf]

omg true

[@NH1507]

tomodachi life fan spotted

[@krengdroid]

as a dumpster, we sure hate when mojang employees work inside us

[@vaguedestruction]

The torch at 4:55 was just an armor stand holding it + command blocks for particles

[@wiggel2161]

It could also be the Tiny Torch from Actually Additions

[@Zaluuk]

1:25 ive seen bad apple in so many different ways even in discord messages

[@kanizan]

So many as so many half life mods lol

[@CaptainMurasaTheULTRAKILLFan24]

Xiaomi Banning Chiseled Bookshelf in Minecraft

[@Parthgamer123]

fr

[@nameless......................]

can it run doom?

[@DryPaperHammerBro]

I can explain the error at 6:22: They were reviewing the Legacy Console Edition, which is developed by 4J Studios, a Scottish game studio

[@popcorn_ron]

0:02 The final boss of Minecraft

[@pLzza4150]

axolotl: I AM GOD

[@banajyotsnabaruah7744]

axolotl:Axe olotl

[@Maxime_Le_mal]

Axolotl uses swords dance

[@8erousBiterus]

The name 😭

[@VideosOfInfinity]

That thing has SAW some things

[@Local_Toaster]

phoenix always gives us good content of making fun of Mojang for doing the smallest mistakes 👍

[@GoldAxoMC]

0:15 Beautiful... Just beautiful...

[@David_Huffman]

You can do it little axolotl

[@seedasadee4424]

If axolotl has netherite sword ring. you were already know what happened next right?

[@DarkUproar]

2:57 maybe mojang is hiding the copper golem in there

[@craytherlaygaming2852]

The fact... that Badapple is so widespread and well known... that I get to hear Pheonix mention it by name is beautiful. .... now could someone please... make a version of that awesome Gensokyo map... FOR 1.18 AT LEAST!?

[@MisterSleep1123]

Ever tried harvesting all those bamboo in the bamboo forest of the lost?

[@BinglesP]

RIGHT especially with cherry blossoms added

[@anorbinspace51]

You love using ... don't you?

[@craytherlaygaming2852]

@@anorbinspace51 I type as I would speak, so if I would have paused irl, I pause in typing. Also... does this mean you've seen other comments of mine? Cause thats, not something you'd assume from one post alone.

[@craytherlaygaming2852]

@@MisterSleep1123 Nah, too busy sneaking into the SDM and getting my ass whooped. What? surely you've wanted a neat secret base in the super dangerous vampire mansion.

[@ljtheone]

0:20 bayblade bayblade let it rip

[@therealludwigtheholyblade]

You know a video is a banger when it opens with the Vordt theme kicking in

[@PolPolW]

1:48 Anyone else hear bungee zombie?

[@Megaball_master]

I heard it

[@Hongtae_Spinoliker555]

Same

[@4nxiousc4ndy]

Why is it there

[@bromomento3142]

6:08 we need a mod/data pack that forces you to do the dance at the “bah”s- replacing the soundtrack with mario music.

[@jesusmendoza297]

The trolling possibilities

[@TobyConger]

1:17 chiseled bookshelf rolled

[@5uperM]

1:09 Actually it's okay to eat those mushrooms if you boil them twice and get rid of the water.

[@thatcreatenoob]

On the last video I felt an emotion that I’ve never felt before

[@Luccareis2304]

As some wise man said once: you can eat every single mushroom, but some of them only once

[@ironcladking3427]

2:28 See the square root of 106 is not whole, so you have to find a perfect square multiplied by a number(but you use the square root of the number; p.s. it does not have to be a perfect square) to get 106(remember, 25 + 81 = 106). Halfway into writing this I realized that the expression in the first line can’t apply to 106, so now my 8th grade knowledge has run out. Help.

[@vulcher7927]

Shut it nerd Before I take your lunch money

[@beaclaster]

try to get some factors of 106 until you get √(x•y)=√x•√y if x is a square number then you can get n√y that's how something like 2√5 is formed yeah it's pretty much the final result and widely accepted

[@imboredsonowimdirt7049]

What ever happened to a2+b2=c2

[@TeufortHeavy]

9^2 + 5^2 = 106 √106 = 10.2

[@beaclaster]

@@TeufortHeavy dude round it up

[@puzzlick7088]

the last one was the most cursed thing Ive seen. Adding among us to vanilla would be less curse

[@sorenmortimer4246]

for the torch "buried in dirt" meme. they used a mod that has a mini torch (IIRC its Applied Energistics 2)

[@creeperbro7677]

4:20 the most underrated "NOOOOO" meme so far

[@CrashOzzy1223]

5:23 Christian kirbo: be’n sneaky

[@chubbyanimalenthusiast70]

5:17 HA IM NOT CRAZY I knew I couldn’t be the only one who thought of that as Rock Paper Scissors

[@GhuardyT]

2:52 yes phoenix that's funny

[@roboticleader5723]

Since 9 squared is 81 and 5 squared is 25 we add both of them to get 106. The square root of 106 is 10.295630141. the eye of ender travelled exactly 10.295630141 Blocks. I’ve had too much soda tonight.

[@retrobat1631]

Seeing the Elytra in such an old form of Minecraft hurts.

[@zorpglorp]

3:05 yeah they will also find every way to hate on bedrock 😭

[@joannenewton2755]

We bedrock players are the BEST

[@AVPolaris1]

What a disappointment of a minecraft edition 💀💀💀💀

[@zorpglorp]

@@AVPolaris1 imagine hating your own playerbase. bedrock and java are both minecraft. who cares what came first. you can't run java edition on a phone or console without it crashing

[@SuperDZ555]

0:40 imagine this was real tho

[@chanyy6838]

1:44 And even till today, 0 people have made Lagtrain played on bookshelves

[@adhiprajna4127]

Oh yeahh, forgit about that

[@chrisjankay2488]

(0:22) Ah yes, beyblade

[@DavidGaming69]

beeblade

[@SirNobleIZH]

5:00 "It's a torch... it's gonna hurt" *no pain no gain*

[@OR56]

3:10 Someone turned the Jetstream Sam death scene into a Minecraft animation! Wow! They must have seen that meme using the original and decided to make it MC. Awesome!

[@ThatDiamondGuy1565]

4:44 Its supposed to be a sheep dyed red I think but its better as an among us.

[@lavaboatcubesupportsukrain7539]

In education edition you can attach balloons too mobs and they’ll fly away. It’s a cow with a red balloon

[@xyannail4678]

​@@lavaboatcubesupportsukrain7539That's 4:02 not 4:44

[@Senior_duckster33]

4:57 "it's gonna hurt.." what!?!?!😳

[@shinanimatio]

💀

[@Crayonboutjoe]

@@shinanimatio burnt

[@blufferfish0896]

6:15 literally made me burst out laughing

[@mosstheboss3764]

*sees thumbnail* Damn new minecraft update looking siiiiick

[@tallynnyntyg6008]

2:01 And light hurts them!

[@Blood4TheBloodG0D]

Moo Jangle is one the development studios of all time.

[@2dheethbar]

I accidentally a cup of liquid nitrogen.

[@redleader4876]

6:38 Me: _Getting nostalgic flashbacks_ #MakeMCSMSeason3

[@Theaxeman-e5b]

Thecface

[@Average_Deku]

please tell me i'm not the only one who still unironically laughs at the jeb scream

[@fredbronkema6963]

Just the instant pain as soon as he started gliding at the end

[@vortexsux]

i love the occasional factory of steves and alexes with happy music being funneled and played with and experimented on, it's so fun and nice 😊

[@flamm.e]

The fact that the axolotl was named "fuc k" made it so much funnier

[@standa_a_stepa]

3:20 bro thinks he Walter White 💀💀

[@Badmaximus8]

Bro thinks that scene was from breaking bad 💀

[@funnymannotfunny]

as an MGRR fan I am sorely disappointed in this comment

[@peanutanais4184]

5:36: I was laughing so freaking hard after he said he could not show it on KZbin 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@theCallOfLate]

Ah man

[@jaem0001]

what even is it?

[@wojrach]

If you're questioning everything, then you could as well call yourself Phoenix Wright

[@aperturetime4156]

2:31 10.3 blocks

[@NC_Isro_64]

Ok

[@invalid_user_handle]

6:54 How'd they even pull that effect off? Those graphics look too good to be a resource pack... I find it funny to imagine they actually _backported_ the Elytra to an older version to do this.

[@generallyunimportant]

resourcepack + lighting engine changes(in newer version, but extremely unlikely), or just backport the elytra.

[@wojtekpolska1013]

@@generallyunimportant no way its a backport, the game was too different back then. the version in top right is before the singleplayer/server merge so its very different from modern mc

[@skull6096]

probably used nostalgia tweaks and the golden age resource pack

[@krio1267]

6:28 GIVE ME THIS GAME.... NOW!

[@bukkchickenbukk]

3:44 I SAID THAT! I SAID IT BEFORE THAT DUDE DID!

[@breadbird]

chill its not a competition

[@BossJayAy]

0:09 Standing here, I realize

[@TheMultiVerse64]

1:34 I’m at a loss for words

[@alphamu0]

3:12 Jetstream Steve!?!

[@FiveDotGD]

it took me a sec to realize it

[@VoidX3.]

2:45 I did a double take, someone posted my data pack photos lol

[@jackofclubs6229]

1:53 Cool. *Now place TNT.*

[@EpicBanana1560]

ayo😳

[@Paleontology_nerd65]

​@@EpicBanana1560DEMENTIA

[@Paleontology_nerd65]

​@@EpicBanana1560DEMENTIA

[@Paleontology_nerd65]

​@@EpicBanana1560DEMENTIA

[@Paleontology_nerd65]

​@@EpicBanana1560DEMENTIA

[@BinglesP]

1:23 Touhou hijack on Phoenix SC. Awesome

[@Nitrox_909]

6:39 the picture on the left is literally : 👁👄👁

[@omen3324]

5:35 Pov: Bonifacio at bulakan

[@Hxkari]

are u a fellow Filipino?

[@omen3324]

@@Hxkari Yes Po!

[@Hxkari]

nice

[@AceKaliburOfficial]

as a mod experimenter, i can tell you, that isnt a jenny egg. the jenny egg is purple, not black. i use jennies and other characters from the mod as bait and distractions for the monsters in the scape and run: parasites mod.

[@ran631]

You ever tried making a Jenny spawner 💀

[@yanik5480]

if it’s not the funny sex woman then what egg is that then? The ender dragon egg is an actual 3D egg isn’t it?

[@AceKaliburOfficial]

@yanik5480 it's a model of ender dragon spawn egg. Not the dragon egg. That is a different thing.

[@Admrial-Veshkov-Yuri]

1:34 phoenix you missed the among us at the top

[@Rayyveil1]

The sniffer comic reminds me of the pixel gun comics from back in the day on their campaign mode

[@guwues]

0:01 the pale king has had enough of people pogoing on his buzzsaws to avoid them...

[@landon2050]

Players when a 15 year old 30 dollar game with no paywalls and no additional payments needed gets a free update: 😈❌️❌️😭

[@4ntizero]

poor villager must’ve been exiled

[@GuyCalledIvan]

3:17 This looks like that cutscene from MGR:R

[@raiden542]

I wonder why 🤔

[@Valveiscool.]

Cuz it is

[@popdude7315]

1:00 I agree on this with some points, others though (namely, stuff with Villagers and the Iron Golems) *really* need to be changed. There's no excuse for mojang to keep them as-is currently.

[@Wedge_The_Almighty]

At the start it’s like one of those little robots people used to fight on that one TV show. Can’t remember the name but if you know, you know.