Minecraft: The Impossible Half Heart Jump?

Today I race X33N on a parkour map called it's a parkour race. Pretty self explanatory.
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[@abigailroy6424]

“There are a few things i don’t need right now and all of them are your commentary.” X33N is so me

[@anders3394]

Captain need help. * x33n gives hints*. X33n needs help. "Idk dude you just gotta do it"

[@louieforal9528]

Andres b captain sparkles is kind of an asshole sometimes I think. I like when he does videos with X33n cuz he balances cap out

[@gyzardo3648]

Louie Foral he literally COULDNT help X33n it was chucking a pearl how do you help someone with that?

[@Karaticat]

​@@gyzardo3648 ikr the one x33n gave help on was more of a puzzle. whilst jardonians ines were just *do it better*

[@MrQuickkShoTz]

8:04 I think i heard a villager

[@Angelopolous]

100% you did

[@skittlebrittle8009]

Mr_Quickk_ShoTz not a captian

[@thedudethatneveruploads2617]

nor a sparkles

[@blueberrymilk1812]

Twas a illager

[@realsaibanetto]

@@kitsune19990 Did you get the joke?

[@chloetwilligear4671]

X33N: it’s going to hit the wall... (Silence) X33N : *angry pirate noises*

[@mystertainment8758]

I haven't heard him swear this much before lol

[@ryanlarson4720]

Tbh, it's better with the swearing. It makes it so much funnier

[@natalienewton3711]

@@ryanlarson4720 since when is profanity funny

[@ryanlarson4720]

@@natalienewton3711 since I wasn't in freakin 7th grade

[@verygooddev]

You should definitely check out his Slenderman video from several years ago

[@imblayck]

Sivan the Hedgehog what’re you 5?

[@sb1301]

So passive aggressive...

[@2kcol]

yeah fr

[@yember]

Captain is the exact definition of passive aggressive

[@Karaticat]

They're friends. They can be passive aggressive to each other.

[@matthewk.5118]

22:38 The moment when Jardons brain couldn't understand depth.

[@michaeljang6848]

You know the drill Used for penetration, construction, etc.

[@bennottingham4713]

Frosty I

[@stereotypicalhuman1691]

Elias Kristmansson you mean a hammer and a nail?

[@eliaskristmansson3063]

yea, i do love my hammers and nails

[@winstonli5565]

Helix Saber ?

[@indigo1324]

Ben Nottingham ?

[@weshalldestroysoup3652]

"sheeit!!" never related to anything more

[@ravynmarie5965]

I hope you keep doing these map collabs with X33N. I hope you also do your next survival let's play with him again (I don't watch SkyFactory, not a fan of the modpack/skyblock). I think we can all agree, CaptainSparklez and X33N are the perfect T33M... I'm really sorry.

[@ablekitten5744]

Ravyn Marie Don't be srru u mad a good pun/joke loved it p.s I LOVE jokes Undertale reference 😉😋👍👍👍👍😸😸😸😸😸😸😸😿😸😿😸😿😻😻😻🐈🐈🐈

[@aflickingbadger7489]

*He so annoying....*

[@sudz_287]

Should mention. If you use control sprint instead of double tapping on ladders you're much more likely to land the jump. Doubt you'll see this but hey, that's a fact

[@liamv4153]

Since this is almost 3 years ago... you’re right

[@izices]

The one kind of parkour I am good at is mountain goating. Climbing minecraft mountains and hills with strafe jumps and the like. This stems from my horrible habit of living on top of mountains and being too lazy to build a better way up and down. 7:48 Was that a fuckin' chemistry joke? YES. YES IT WAS.

[@hughcarlin9314]

this might be Jardon's last vid until 10 million subscribers [EDIT] CONGRATS ON 10 mil you deserved it Jardon!!

[@ocredynate3369]

Probably not, it goes soooo damn slowwwww

[@tgibson5856]

mr. htm Pls not the dead meme

[@helper_bot]

It may need 1 more vid to make it to 10 mil, even though we (only) need less than 1k. Or use subbot

[@Bourei]

HE GOT TO 10M

[@Windows98.]

Dad why did you leave me?

[@nandvkng2808]

15:11 X33N: Goes into creative mode Jardon: Doesn’t notice

[@rivaldoharris7017]

17:26 When you're done smashing and you've found that special one

[@1Dominic1]

4:34 *GEEEEEEEEEE* Dammit. *X33N used mimic*

[@s4mb0ne]

1.5K SUBS LEFT! CMON!

[@simoko7076]

PixlSwift 900 now

[@thomashooper9828]

S I M O K O 〰 36!!!

[@lockedvertebrae5754]

He's at 9,999,083 now!!! 917 subs to goooo!!!!

[@rex1306]

ITS HAPPENING

[@taxxat6070]

9.999.330

[@PuentesRE]

Very tough challenge map this time and some parts didn't seem very intuitive at all. There were a lot of narrow, narrow allowances. It was great to see X33N do so well on the first, and for Jordan to that good win on the Ender pearl one. Those two were like an extreme Trials map. So much effort, focus, frustration and luck to get through them. There was so much sass going on, that it was very fun though. I think X33N blue screened with Jordan's quick win. lol.

[@justinwentworth1467]

Captain! you are only about a half a day left before you reach 10 mil subs! I've been here since the two year mark, and I just want to say, thank you. Thank you for being here every day for our entertainment, and for never ceasing to fail at making us laugh. I have been waiting a long time for this day, and I know no one, including you, will ever read this, but you deserve your diamond play button. Thank you captainsparklez, for being my favorite youtuber, my first youtuber, and in a way, my friend.

[@cartervg505]

I used to watch you all the time and i come back and find you are just as fun and happy as ever and you dont need to work so hard posting two vids a day. keep it up!

[@mekafinchi]

10:40 Not only was the first one like a trials map, but so far it's a trials match

[@kennyholmes5196]

9:25 - 10:50 Animation-worthy moment right there!

[@fxdj4846]

Sparky said "It's a parkour race when I read X33N's thumbnail XD

[@momokisslove5850]

the obsidian what was that tower of fun made me some flashback on trollcraft about what monster capt. made

[@kalumschroeder678]

Killed it -rectum , 2017

[@sentretsparkle]

10:30-10:51 And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the sound of pure and utter defeat.

[@tarajoy5905]

17:08 WHEN Z33N DID THE “OH MY GOD” THING THAT NED DOES I DIED MY TOMBSTONE WILL READ “FANGIRLED TOO HARD”

[@xnafu]

This is the kind of video I have been waiting for

[@wihh87]

Both of your voices are just enjoyable to listen to especially in Minecraft challenges

[@bng2946]

Captain sparklez: *jumps Also Captain Sparklez: " *HUOOO!* "

[@EviEmBee]

X33N making Musketeers references now gives me life.

[@darrenhash2010]

Anyone else watching old vids going like, "oh yeah I remember this" 2019 boi

[@Keemin]

its so weird seeing him yell "bitch" and "goddammit"

[@cy5247]

I've been watching your channel for like 5 years. I'm so happy for you getting 10 million subs!😆😊

[@Elyoslayer]

Its nice because you can see that Jordan saw that we don't mind him swearing and we find it more natural and funny when he does, so now he keeps the swearing in, and thus the content is much more entertaining.

[@altojuice]

Posted on my birthday. How much more better can my day get

[@ero2310]

Around 2K more subs and you will be at 10Mil Subs Jordan!! Congratz!!

[@ethanmurphy4789]

CONGRATS ON 10 MILLION SPARKLEZ!!!

[@joewalk1241]

Why does Jordan screaming "SHIT" make me laugh so much?

[@mxnny5359]

CONGRATS ON THE 10 MILL

[@RiethAndal]

i don't know why i find your videos so funny

[@bringmusktomarz749]

I wont be there to see it but congratulations jordan on 10 million this is a huge mile stone and im glad i was here to support you and every one else you make all my days brighter even since you were at 500k thank you very much

[@randall20044]

we finally found jordan’s specialty - enderpearls

[@moondough_]

You can hear the bitterness in xeen's voice the whole way through 17:18 he randomly says "man I really wanna punch u" lol

[@jemaselite8076]

Sparklez has so sense of trajectory when it comes to ender pearls

[@SanicStudios]

I miss Jardon when he wasn't afraid to swear

[@snn3009]

SO freaking close to 10 mil, jordan. We're all so proud of you!

[@jsutinbibber9508]

11 mil 5 years later

[@twgegaming9714]

Your soo close to 10 million congrats u deserve it ya legend

[@tm8959]

13:44 turn on subtitles XD

[@cloudstrife5174]

In the ladders part u sounds like Mr. Burns in Simpson when u ge ge ge. XD

[@bajancanadian-minecraftmor699]

ALMOST 10,000,000 GOOD JOB JORDAN

[@rickmortensen7230]

"hot pocket" lol I'm dead 😂 😅

[@dusksdawn5255]

Yay x33n! I need try try watching their skyblock(can't remember exact name) again, I had to stop before cause everything was so complicated XD

[@espark3259]

Queenlugia2000 maybe Sky Factory?

[@Drillusion]

SOOO CLOSE TO 10 MILLION SUBSCRIBERZZZZ

[@aliyahcabrera8856]

Love your videos

[@djcolombana7994]

19:23 one of my favorite Ryan Higa Series

[@royaltstudios8862]

19:13 "Is Enderpearling even parkouring" It Would Be Considering Parkour Is getting from a to b the quickest

[@bunnyhoney9692]

captainsparklez: "I'm gonna press this button... what did it do?" me: *hears a notification go of at the moment he pressed the button* "it sent me a notification" 😂 "that's what it did!"

[@SpectralArchivist]

23:55 Who knew X33N was a pirate.

[@InTheBeginningTheUniverseWas]

Jorgasm: the "ooohhh-hhssshhhhh-yeeeaaaa" noise he makes when he jumps

[@chasem4774]

So close to 10 million

[@joewalk1241]

On the obsidian one I had sudden flashbacks to the parkour challenge you made for Crainer in Trollcraft

[@Mikazha]

5:38 Where'd he get the extra half heart from?

[@vythir]

sparklez is the only channel i feel nostalgia watching

[@Estrobe]

You're at 9.998 Mil! Can't wait!

[@stew5506]

X33N: son of a Jordan: course I did Me: did X33N just say son of a horse?

[@ESHON63]

"I'm not watching I'm just observing 😐" 😂😂😂😂

[@dips_4_days420]

Captains o sounds when they are on the tower of fun 😂

[@verfuncht]

Do more of this!

[@kastriot3017]

Good luck whit your 10milion subs

[@allisontorry8258]

well done on ten million

[@Sensei_Jaq]

imagine doing that spiral, or the old school construction, parkour map with just half a heart. Ok, now I imagine you and x33n having a series battle royal with one of these maps. Just for the Halibut!

[@chadjones9561]

im here from oct 2019 and he swore witch is rare as he don't even say kill or die

[@rileykeefe6546]

SOOOOO CLOSE TO HAVING 10 MILLION SUBS!!!

[@rayzning]

The ender pearl part reminded me of the ender games with sky and the old group them good old days

[@bowenchristiansen5783]

my stomach hurts, I can't stop laughing!

[@congobongoproductions5476]

5:39 You could have made the little jump when you had a whole heart...

[@bouchac01]

Happy 10 million

[@kalebagarano2865]

10,000,000 tommorrow congrats

[@OhZappo]

SO CLOSE TO 10MILLION

[@TeaTimeAllTheTime3721]

Jordan would be a good junkrat main with how he predicts his arcs

[@a11owed72]

X33N: *Smashes Jordan in 10 minute parkour* Also X33N: "I haven't done anything like this for a long time" It may just be that it was indeed a long time ago, but to me it was just a few 100 videos hehehe

[@cerealfruitsnacks3250]

HAPPY 10 MIL!!!!

[@raindmask]

24:30 Best enderpearl throw I've seen ☺

[@DarkShadowX9]

You mean 24:28?

[@weebstatus]

So close to 10 million!!

[@abrahammartin9419]

obscure, but the sound at 23:56 sounds kinda like in spiderman for ps1 when you are against venom fighting those lizards in the sewer

[@johanschneiders6293]

"It's not part of the precipitate" XD

[@tenthletter]

SO DAMN CLOSE TO 10 MILLION!! So I'm going to just say it now, congratulations bro! I don't want to brag.. but I've been here since PDTS ;) get on my level h8rs!

[@sepiasmith5065]

OOOH this was cool!!!

[@rusk1843]

Oh so close to 10 million!

[@justinalfonso2235]

You are so close to 10 million subs

[@1Dominic1]

every video with X33N.. *ALRIGHT*

[@danielmoreland8711]

Wasn't even told this was uploaded. Just happened to refresh

[@low_lives3497]

Congratulations super fragilistic 10 million

[@sulkypanther3431]

Omg your sooooo close to ur diamond play button congrats spoookles

[@volunteertn1702]

13:10 lol you sound like sheriff Rossco from the dukes of hazard

[@samwarehamturner2685]

G g g g gawd! Is that your come noise? 😂

[@imboredron7707]

So close to 10 mil!!!

[@freeshmemes3692]

"Gu GUH GUuUH." -Captain Sparkles, Jun 28, 2017

[@DrearyLaneTheatre]

*"Rekt'em!"* *"Rectum?" ****23:45*

[@johnjonjhonjonathanjohnson3559]

gondo darn it captain sparkle i thought this was a minecraft scientist video