-1000 IQ moments

[@omenragnarok9488]

george: *gets a shelf* 1.11 million people: WOOOOOOO

[@alpabet9122]

Chicken

[@yaxation]

@Lite Cosmo I know you want the attention so I'm not going to click on your channel or ANY of your videos, and I hope If anyone sees this comment they dont either.

[@Uselesscontent-mk4rz]

@Lite Cosmo you’re profile is a butterfly knife and you post awfully edited my advice is shut up and talk again when you can post some good content

[@abzinhoo]

What 1.1 million people

[@moltengears7483]

@Gina R0se Sᴇx Cʜᴀɴɴᴇʟ 18 ima ignore your user

[@iambored5585]

I love how George goes from big strong gym lad to ahh scary spider get away

[@alpabet9122]

Chicken

[@shae2162]

Turkey

[@trickstab7903]

Other types of poultry

[@darky_cftv7854]

Welcome to Britain my friend

[@ERGOKBNLDN]

Big strong gym lad . . .

[@StevenDavisonYT]

"I hate spiders I don't want them near me" he says after literally grabbing the web and moving it into shot to show us 😂

[@elenafrazer5625]

im a FEMINIST. if you are a MALE stay away from the videos i make 💋

[@darthdylan1094]

Elena Frazer ok

[@Patata_the_first]

@Fax who are you?

[@hpvrstuff3659]

@@elenafrazer5625 ight

[@darwinfromawog]

@@elenafrazer5625 what are you on about pablo

[@iambored5585]

Aww him being excited about his shelf is adorable

[@amelieoliver1260]

@Lite Cosmo no

[@PLK123]

@Lite Cosmo gacha man

[@bigmanhj6403]

Yes lego is chad😤😤😤

[@alpabet9122]

Chicken

[@lastghostcookie]

@Lite Cosmo suree

[@huntermorrisjr7759]

6:17 was actually a moment of brilliance from George and he didn’t realize it, as the biggest city in Alabama is also called Birmingham.

[@hajidle]

Did they just copy Birmingham??

[@manticore-hr2cw]

America copys everything they have newyork I think they even have a place literally called new England

[@YeetusTheFetus]

Not anymore, the population is gradually declining as no one wants to fucking live there Source: used to live there and moved away

[@ava85898]

I thought that too!

[@paulperry7091]

@@hajidle Named after Birmingham UK, was steel making area around 1870.

[@thepigdot]

Fire alarms beep when the battery is almost dead. Needs a new battery George.

[@BingQiLing.]

I hate this youtuber he fell off just became your average boring white guy who drinks beer everyday

[@nctzen_dazzler3716]

@@BingQiLing. Don’t watch him then lmao. What’s his skin colour got to do with anything? 💀

[@peachixu]

@@BingQiLing. Oh no not the white boys they scare the shit out of me oh noooo whatever will we do 🚶🧍🏌️

[@kyles1399]

@@BingQiLing. don't watch him then and fk off ?

[@FinlaysFireSystemsElectrical]

Your wrong he has a comercial fire alarm system hooked up to the mains power, likely someone sett it off by accident and managed to silence it fast

[@k1llmavis]

If there's a baby spider that means there's a mother and probably another 100 baby spiders. Good luck with that mate.

[@Ieatpaper69]

Nah we got small spiders over hear

[@gabismith5555]

it’s probably a money spider

[@skaiby6633]

Oh fuck off I just found one in my room, fml I’m actually gonna die

[@sezuin_6577]

@@Ieatpaper69 there are some pretty big ones in the uk. Obviously not huge but you only find them in the jungle or the desert

[@Ieatpaper69]

@@sezuin_6577 we have no jungles amor deserts in the uk what you on bruh

[@mrtinkrtrain2681]

That Lego shelf is elite, looks good George

[@alpabet9122]

Chicken

[@gloable1025]

@Lite Cosmo you get what you fu##king deserve was a banger

[@memeulousfan6602]

@Gina R0se Sᴇx Cʜᴀɴɴᴇʟ 18 weirdo

[@CluelessAce1265]

@@memeulousfan6602 I’m like 110% sure it’s a bot

[@elizabethmarshall2338]

I'm so glad that you call out the fact that most of this crap is fake. I've seen countless reaction channels thinking it's all real. Georgie Meem the voice of reason.

[@simonchacha554]

"Of course that happened in Alabama. Where else would that happen? Maybe like fucking... Birmingham." Nobody tell him that there's also a Birmingham in Alabama

[@crestedrumble58_98]

Is there a Coventry tho

[@groovygoblin4152]

@@crestedrumble58_98 I hope not

[@phexitol]

@@crestedrumble58_98 There's a subdivision in Tuscaloosa named Coventry.

[@Nas96__]

Was waiting to finally see this

[@groovygoblin4152]

I wonder what happens if you mix norrich and Alabama. Do you get 4th dimensional incest

[@Uselesscontent-mk4rz]

George making excuses that he has ptsd from dropping his Lego as a kid and has moved his Lego to a safe place

[@Moggermark]

Something about George holding the camera makes me happy

[@Turnaround72]

That’s sad ngl

[@aliciax5854]

What?

[@Liggliluff]

(0:05) I appreciate the correct usage of what sounds like "legos", because it is "LEGO's" as in "my LEGO is gone".

[@PeanutButterBagels]

FR I HATE WHEN PPL SAY “I’m gonna build with some legos” LIKE AAAAAGH

[@uwuMiki]

i wish the lego was in frame george looks sick and would be epic to see your collection grow

[@vindisel9561]

Is no one going to talk about how he said a wheelchair with pedals is a good idea?

[@groovygoblin4152]

Nah it’s just helping people move, if your arms get tired you can use your legs then vice versa

[@vindisel9561]

@@groovygoblin4152 But you get in a wheelchair because u can’t use your legs

[@groovygoblin4152]

@@vindisel9561 it was sarcasm

[@Its_Bek]

@@vindisel9561 that’s a stereotype, most people that have a wheelchair can still use their legs. The only reason they need a wheelchair is because they get tired quickly☺️ this is coming from someone in a wheelchair that can still walk 😊😊

[@hajidle]

@@Its_Bek I don't think that counts as a stereotype

[@Cephalo_People]

I like how he says "I'll pick you up we'll go on a little walk" instead of something like "I'll take the camera in there," I loved our little walk

[@StupidNSimplesns]

You know what else is past tents? Running through a campsite.

[@Jetsky_YT]

Aha, that's like a joke!

[@sqwiish]

This is gonna sound very strange George but a few weeks ago I moved across the country for uni and am really home sick and haven't made any friends yet, and have been feeling really down and alone but your videos have honestly really been helping me by cheering me up in the evenings when u upload.

[@Cxllumr]

Join a society lad

[@peachixu]

@@Cxllumr bro what they're just being comforted by a British man idk how that's wrong 🤨

[@ava85898]

​@@peachixusocieties are like university clubs, they're not a bad thing to join

[@Edward-cb5fc]

@cxmullr For a second I thought you were telling to be a part of society 🤣

[@LeveyHere]

6:13 the funny thing is that the largest city in Alabama is also called Birmingham.

[@lesbianbush]

shut up nobody cares

[@MeganCookiie]

@@lesbianbush damn bro calm down

[@Randomgui220]

The sign also said University of Alabama on it which is actually located in Birmingham

[@JuliaWells]

Honestly this video pulled me out of doing a regrettable thing, thanks for just doing your job

[@Cin_Was_Taken]

If the editor could give us more than 0.5 seconds to take in an image that would be great

[@tomrhodesmays]

Literally have to pause it to read it

[@wd940]

Read quicker

[@Cin_Was_Taken]

@@wd940 hah. Comedy.

[@wd940]

@@Cin_Was_Taken no like if you read without sounding out the words in your head you will read quicker idk how you specifically read but there are two ways and you might be doing it the slower way

[@Cin_Was_Taken]

@@wd940 I'm talking about the one at 2:18 tell me you took in the whole image in that second

[@Lemon-du4sq]

Im pretty sure your fire alarm is telling you its batteries are low

[@prodcapri4927]

George: “he just got put in a spliff” Me: “did… did he just say that unironically?”

[@alpabet9122]

Chicken

[@aliciax5854]

Do you not know what put in a spliff means, why the stuttering?

[@sarchiba]

5:18 it seems that Billy Bob replied to himself

[@astrid8678]

The thumbnail is like “Getting crushed by an elephant to prove that bugs are being dramatic”

[@ScooterSkillsYolo]

Petition to make the editor keep the images up for more than 3 seconds

[@etherealalienn]

George you should install some LED lights for your new shelf!

[@jmjw2004]

y’all my dad saw me watching this and asked me why his face was covered. i told him its cause he’s a private person and he asked me if he was a conspiracy theorist. he literally made me play a clip of this video to prove i’m not watching conspiracy theory’s and now he’s mad at me bc george swears. i’m literally 17

[@jmjw2004]

he somehow couldn’t fathom that some people just don’t want to show their faces on the internet

[@armouredjester1622]

@@jmjw2004 I assume your dad told you there's predators and stuff on here, so why is it unbelievable that George wants his anonymity? Gotta stay safe

[@slytherin1481]

If it makes you feel any better I’m 23 and still get told off for swearing🤦‍♀️ For context, damn is considered a swear word…

[@penguinpenguinpenguin]

sure he did

[@jmjw2004]

@@penguinpenguinpenguin why would i make this up

[@eef_04]

Him looking down to find the spider while you can see it crawling in front of the camera was weirdly funny 💀

[@bosoerjadi2838]

6:01 That actually is in Birmingham. Birmingham, Alabama. Where the University of Alabama is.

[@dedbot9872]

0:12 I can see the memes now

[@gamingstuffs711]

Teeny tiny man

[@dino-dude]

Careful George, you don't want mobs to spawn on your shelf

[@LinKubPin]

George: *asks why his fire alarm trolls him* Also George: *leaves shit in the oven for hours over its finish time*

[@squishyparrotlets]

When one of my parrots molt a feather around me usually pick it up to show them and say “Sir, you dropped this leaf. Please try to keep them off the floor. Thank you.”

[@kingandeveryoneelse]

the shelf is very cool ! makes the legos look very classy

[@amelieoliver1260]

favourite youtuber ever man

[@mooma10]

LMAO GEORGE SCREAMING AT A BLURRY SPIDER

[@mel77316]

Pit LED lights around the shelf, would look sick

[@theosamuels2841]

the bird leaf bit had me dying

[@YNWA-1888]

Spider done got put in a spliff 🤣

[@fooledu7560]

If your smoke alarm beeps briefly it means the battery needs to be changed :)

[@ibzraymode5895]

I love how much my guy loves Lego

[@f.3240]

In 2 months, George has earned 0.01 million or 10k ONLY ON HIS SECOND CHANNEL. RESPECT

[@nickshereofficial]

1:32 It was low on battery. My alarms do that every once in a while and its hella annoying.

[@FG101]

6:48 Cool he’s done out he’s done out put him in a spliff 😂🤣😂

[@dudydude9094]

George really gotta do something about that unlit corner he even has spiders spawning in there what’s he gonna do if a creeper spawned outrageous sort it out

[@spartansquid5931]

I love that he just puts the little box recommending another video right over the last tweet that he calls obvious bait and makes it impossible to read, thanks George, very cool.

[@Fred-rj3er]

Hahahahaha. Just spat mi beer out!! Brilliant! Keep em up mate, "Said the Bishop to the actress". I wonder if any Mericans get that one pmsl.

[@Ohmuhgud]

0:17 big man George is Builder now

[@quickestscoped7603]

9:09 is the end screen covering the text with another video also just ragebait?

[@zoee3296]

“There is a fucking spider… Hang on… Do you fucking see that shit… Do yo- *AAIRGH* “ Another one for the weird noises of George archives

[@jiffy979]

Is this a reupload because I vividly remember watching this

[@Joe-xc2nz]

You’re looking rather swell today Mr George M

[@alpabet9122]

Chicken

[@deepinmythots752]

Thats pretty gay dude

[@Joe-xc2nz]

@@deepinmythots752 who isn’t gay for this hunk

[@MrPasta317]

That’s a cool Lego Yoda build a figure George. 100% approved

[@Alice-ib4cz]

My uni dorm has the fire alarm go off for 5 seconds literally every third day and It’s the most jarring thing every single time

[@soundhound2188]

One time I placed a mac and cheese meal in the oven and fell asleep, I woke up 6 hours later and it was solid like a rock, but not burnt 😂

[@Jetsky_YT]

Did you enjoy it?

[@dyingscarlet]

"My Lego's gone, and that's because my mum nicked it from my room while I was in school yesterday."

[@alpabet9122]

Chicken

[@dyingscarlet]

Chicken

[@jackkeane6]

Firstly George fire alarms set themselves off sometimes to let you know that they’re still working, secondly I thought for a minute you were gonna say that plastic American cheese is nice lol

[@worcestershiresauce6377]

enjoy your shelf, it must be such a privilege to have one in your office

[@vykepp5709]

One time i was just about to fall asleep, very drunk. I felt something tickling my chest (i was topless) usually that is just a piece of my hair tickling me. But nope big spider, and when i hit it a bunch of mini spiders came out. That sobered me up fastttt

[@natatatm]

*watching this literally a year later wondering briefly if the merch is still available*

[@emileejohnston232]

George a random single beep from your fire alarm means you need to change the batteries love

[@basketballproductionhd8624]

A 1000iq moment is buying George M's merch

[@shrekisthebestanime3644]

I eat poo

[@Cogit-]

3:18 nice job on the blur at the end

[@sopper9846]

i like the shelf with the lego star wars it looks nice how you have done it👍

[@piotrszymanski8739]

When the fire alarm goes off for a small amount of time it means it's low on battery

[@salty_scvmbxg]

8:01 old Joe Weller fans remember this one 😂😂😂

[@fabaceous9275]

Love how George added end credits so you couldn’t see the last one...

[@bigmac1236]

The spider about to give George filler content

[@colemeehan0176]

6:19 when you live in Coventry 😐😐

[@flame5226]

1:13 i know the problem, my dad works with those at his job all the time.

[@theneighbourhoodnerdwholos3393]

Mr George your hoodie is very classy today

[@me-up6fk]

I can't believe that George killed that innocent spider

[@someonesomeone4140]

George looks like a dwarf, looking up at us in a semi threatening way

[@tomrhodesmays]

He misses like half the jokes 😂

[@Turnaround72]

You are

[@grace3112]

peak comedy is george looking on the floor for the spider while we can see the spider on the lens

[@harveywebster6955]

Your fire alarm going off for 5 seconds might mean that the batteries need changing

[@crazylumbyjack4607]

Creepers will spawn in George's room because it's so dark

[@tessalyyvuo1667]

I love spiders but I found it kinda adorable how you were scared of it. At my work I'm the one to take them outside.

[@Ayylex]

GeorgeM editor is the funniest man in the world

[@uwae]

rip random spider… he was a real one.. 😔

[@vykepp5709]

Birds of a bird leaf flock together

[@th3ycallmecryb4by]

We mark today as St George's Day Pt. 2 in honour of him slaying the Arachnid beast.

[@sirteshi3804]

Is nobody gonna talk about the fact that George thought wheelchairs with pedals was a solid idea THE PEOPLE IN THEM HAVE NO FRICKIN LEGS

[@aliceisntthere]

He was being sarcastic fam

[@MazzaEliLi7406]

FYI: Harlan & Wolff - the firm that built the Titanic - is currently in deep financial trouble.

[@DragonbornMike-ym2er]

The ice cube one is even dumber when you actually think for a moment and realize that the vast majority of ice cubes aren't cubes.

[@spliffyrodgers4266]

1:24 they just test the fire alarms whenever they want in my flats I woke up the other day a 5am because they decided to run a test without telling anyone it went off for about 10 mins then they knocked on everyones door to tell them they just tested the fire alarms like it hasnt just woke everyone up worst part is if they actually go off they go off for 2 days because the person thats got the keys for the fire alarm box lives over 200miles away and they refuse to give the fire department a key

[@Alexjk425]

Petition for George to make a lego youtube channel called 'memeulego'.

[@theone-eyedtortoise5278]

…legolas

[@Floppyseal11]

2:07 yes

[@retro_witch]

Love the lego heads! I have Boba, Vader, and a TIE piolt

[@KAGdesignsDOTnet]

"I forgot about dead people" worth a like in itself 🤣

[@TokyomanUK]

George should get a spotlight for the Lego shelf

[@archerrsk]

Unrelated but Kay’s cooking got her 100k plaque

[@danielthemanielunderscore4990]

That spider in the video reminded me of when I was in yr 2 and someone brought their tarantula into school and I had to hold it and I have intense arachnophobia so I just started bawling my eyes out and I dropped it on a table and it shat itself

[@elilytical7213]

feels good to be early on the george m channel

[@imjustafleabag1760]

as a girl from coventry… you aren’t wrong

[@rivalplayer16]

he better light up his room, or mobs will start spawning.

[@chaosenergy1990]

Forgetting that food is in the oven just proves you have plenty of weed.

[@soovi4522]

0:21 George you better hope no one edits that

[@noodleboodle9750]

6:50 my dog did a double take when that noise played.