Presidents Play Dawn of War Unification!

[@fathergarcia7104]

“I’ve got enough boyz itching for a fight to retake the Falklands 50 times over you straight-teeth American gitz.” Gold.

[@minutehammer]

Not one to suck my dick but I’m getting very damn good with the comedic lines in these vids. Thanks for the kind words! Really appreciate it!

[@davisdelp8131]

@@minutehammer your doing great

[@Cherryboi79]

As an argentinian, that hit me hard.

[@eavyeavy2864]

@@Cherryboi79 you win world cup. Uk build their ecobomy aroubd football and lose

[@eavyeavy2864]

When non-europe did it they call it nothing When europe did it they praise it like they win it within the last 50 years

[@nordo9663]

"even in death I still drop the economy" LMAOOO

[@minutehammer]

Regan will forever trickle down the imperiums economy!

[@eh3mm]

that a dreadnought in a nutshell

[@Cinderpelt2036]

"even in death i still drop the economy" -ronald dreadgan

[@minutehammer]

>Ronald Dreadgan I love that lmao, good one.

[@metalsaur2917]

Margret thatcher being added to lead the orks was the most genius move you ever made minutehammer! Waaaaaaaggggghhhh!

[@minutehammer]

She really is the proper warboss of all the British People-I mean Orks!

Waaaaaaaaagggghhhh!!!

[@CStone-xn4oy]

Give em hell Maggie!

[@saberyoung7510]

Ngl that's really surprising my dude. Good on you

[@DIEGhostfish]

DA IRON GOB, I mean LADY

[@PelinalDidNothingWrong]

As a Brit,seeing Margret Thatcher lead the Orks is genuis but god damn it,seeing the presidents co-operate to try and take down Warboss Iron Bitch,brings a smile to my face

[@minutehammer]

Truly the enemy to make all the presidents unite!

[@matthewyeldig4608]

​@@minutehammerAs someone of Orkish-I MEAN... Britsh decent, the only part of my blood that is more revolted at the concept of a revived War-boss Iron Bitch is the Irish part.

[@vladimirrussian436]

The Iron bitch, fucking incredible

[@minutehammer]

She really is an iron hoe. Glad you enjoyed the video!

[@CStone-xn4oy]

She will make your hers.

[@DoctorKrain]

It's oddly wholesome when they're nice to each other and being buddies, great video!

[@minutehammer]

The ideal reality to live in, shame it isn’t real. And thanks a ton! Glad you enjoyed the content.

[@DoctorKrain]

@@minutehammer I'd love to see them react to Mechanicus.

[@revanamell1791]

Yeah the concept is really funny when it's not just retards writing Trump fan fiction.

[@vetriscanis-8761]

for those of those who dont know the leader of the ENTIRE ork faction is actually named after Margret thatcher. His actual full name is Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka.

[@hermitmoth6118]

Nah, Andy Chambers outright admitted that he made up the name Ghazghull during a larp session

[@cancankr8867]

@@hermitmoth6118 Thats about the same as the creators of Dead Space saying Unitology isn't parodying Scientology, hes just covering his ass lmao

[@minutehammer]

Agreed with Can. They couldn’t really openly say they were basing their war mongering ball of green fungus after a former Prime Minister. But we all know what they were doing!

[@ATart6]

I thought in black speech mag uruk thraka means=“I AM SLAUGHTER”

[@SlyLilFoxo]

@@hermitmoth6118 Mm you mean the one part that isn't the Margret Thatcher part?

[@Hanfgurkenhasser]

"Even in death I still drop the economy" sent my sides flying into orbit, thank you!

[@minutehammer]

Happy to hear it made you laugh! That was the goal.

[@sapperbean5791]

"And I'd rather be the Vice President of Desantis than to play as your 8ft tall weaponized autism freight trains you call Space Marines". That sent me my sides to the warp after hearing that.

[@alannatherson7721]

So Donald's playing Iron Warriors?

[@minutehammer]

That line made me laugh just writing it! Glad I could make you keel over.

[@minutehammer]

The description fits any space marine, imo at least!

[@Powersnufkin]

@@minutehammer That was absolute gold. Well done!

[@apothecarykekoulis]

It is heart-warming to see the boys united under a single cause. That is some proper character development. And Thatcher leading the Orks in general had me rolling. XD Keep the coming MinuteHammer!

[@minutehammer]

Better character development than 90% of chaos characters, tbh! And glad that you enjoyed the video!

[@apothecarykekoulis]

@@minutehammer Hahaha, spot on! I wonder which President would pick Chaos now.

[@CelestialMaymay]

i just love it when they act as friends

[@minutehammer]

The best reality to live in. Civil politics and not at each others throats. We can only hope!

[@BIGESTblade]

Thatcher being Ork warboss makes uncomfortable ammount of sense.

[@minutehammer]

She’s leading the Bri’ish waagh to retake the Falklands.

[@stefciok]

'Mag Uruk Thraka' never rang any bells for you? 😂

[@VrJR42]

As an English man and an ork player this make me happy

[@minutehammer]

Glad I could make the Gork and Mork appreciators happy!

[@kespec]

Donald trump sounds so natural it is amazing lmao

[@minutehammer]

The power of ai truly is something to marvel at!

[@LionelKnight]

It just keeps getting better and better. Love this stuff MinuteHammer!

[@minutehammer]

So happy to hear that I’m improving! Thanks for sticking around.

[@Alaxion]

these Dawn of War vids are always a blast

[@minutehammer]

Happy to hear they’re as fun to watch as they are for me to make!

[@cpom5075]

Theodore Roosevelt for the Imperial Guard would be perfect.

[@minutehammer]

That’s a really good faction for him! Question is what regiment

[@St3lz3r]

Dude you deserve your own Imperial Cult for these vids. They are my favourite thing on the internet right now haha. Keep up the great work :)

[@minutehammer]

Saint MinuteHammer of the Ordo Shitpostious. I like that name.

[@adrunkhomelesguy8675]

The real question is which ai person is going to play Chaos Space Marines lol. In all seriousness dude, DoW1 is what popped my 40k cherry and I could marathon this type of content. Keep em coming 😁

[@minutehammer]

I’ve got a few ideas for who’s going to play Chaos. Might even do one for each god. More content is definitely on the way very soon! Im trying to upload more frequently.

[@jonlewis6357]

​@minutehammer Jordan peterson should play chaos,or nick avacado as nurgle speificly

[@kptz4343]

@@minutehammer Klaus schwab or George Soros?

[@ThePlayer920]

john mccain would definitely be a champion of khorne or chaos undivided

[@abnegazher]

Bernie Sanders as Great Unclean One? But if time isn't the problem... I know 3 quirky bois from 1940s who could fill the boots...

[@AlaskaSaedelaere1]

The original idea of Orks honored. I am pleased

[@minutehammer]

GW’s really vision brought to live!

[@tylerstewart3181]

When Margaret revealed herself I spit my drink all over myself laughing...and then I passed out from lack of oxygen.

[@minutehammer]

Lmao! Least you passed out laughing at Warboss Thatcher. Glad you enjoyed it!

[@jeremychau2322]

Yes ai president and dawn of War mod Two of my favorite things !

[@minutehammer]

The perfect combo!

[@popejpv]

Dreadnought Reagan is my new favorite thing

[@minutehammer]

He really seems to be the favorite amongst the characters!

[@CStone-xn4oy]

"Sub 50% approval old farts." Ouch that one has got to sting.

[@minutehammer]

Obama really got them both there!

[@PonchaYT]

I love how you're trying to teach new players about not going to the enemies base in survival whilst making it entertaining. All you need to add now is Boris as perhaps undivided chaos or the inquisition daemon hunters, I feel both would fit him.

[@minutehammer]

A few people have suggested I have him as chaos undivided. So that’s what I’m most likely gonna do!

[@Trauson]

Idk why but I was expecting Thacther to be more of a Necron army....but well I guess she must be a nice person since she plays Orks.

[@minutehammer]

I’ve got someone else who’s gonna play the Necrons 👀

[@ZKP314]

@@minutehammer Stalin?

[@LTDragoonIII]

I love these!! Keep up the amazing work! btw you can right click on the plus sign auto reinforce squads (if you are ever trying to reinforce a bunch at once due to a hectic situation, it helps to just right click goes each of them instead of having to spam click)

[@minutehammer]

Oh damn, I’ve been playing DoW for years and NEVER knew that! Thanks a ton for the tip. And very happy to hear you’re enjoying the content!

[@davidbullock3675]

OFMG "The Iron Bitch" Spot on!🤣🤣🤣

[@minutehammer]

It made me laugh writing it, knew it’ll make people keel over.

[@kasparpantzare8529]

I love as time goes on they get more and more friendlyer with each other.

[@minutehammer]

Warboss Thatcher is enough to make even the most sworn enemies band together.

[@kasparpantzare8529]

@@minutehammer very true :D

[@Akane4121]

love how they stick with the Original Army paint theme from Campaign.

[@minutehammer]

I made sure they do!

[@amrkarkar2578]

Oh god Emperor knows how much I wish to have friends who share my passion for warhammer 40k, so we can play our favourite factions in dawn war or play other games. Share moments of friendship and hatred( yeah because it will be boring if we are all space marine mains) after all, there is only war in the 40 millenium. Amazing Video, may the emperor be with you and maybe the presidents may play shootas with hatcher. That will be fun.

[@minutehammer]

I’ve been lucky enough to grow up with a friend group that was really into 40k, you’ll find them eventually! I’m sure of it. And glad you enjoyed the video!

[@kaneslives]

Ghaz: I’m named after….her? Gross….

[@minutehammer]

He’s really the least insane of the two.

[@jonbranch710]

Just when I think the last episode was peak comedy a new one comes out 😊😊😊

[@minutehammer]

Happy to hear I’ve managed to surpass my previous vids. Thanks for enjoying the videos!

[@MTHDevenor]

I really didn't know i needed to hear current and former world leaders ranting and ripping each other on video games, but now i know. Thank you for providing us a little smile and some fine jokes :)

[@minutehammer]

Happy to provide people with laughs! Glad to hear you’re one of those people.

[@felixhampe6480]

Great Content as always

[@minutehammer]

Thank you so much! Glad you’re enjoying it.

[@kevinpax5936]

Presidents plays vids always have the best roasts man

[@minutehammer]

Thanks a ton, glad you’re enjoying the content!

[@MrS3R3NITY90]

I love this kind of stuff. The Emperor protects

[@minutehammer]

Happy to hear you enjoy the content! Glad I have the golden graces of the big E on my side.

[@johnnyrebel4real166]

"even in death i still drop the economy" Holy words right there

[@minutehammer]

Dreadnought Reagan is still using trickle down economics 40000 years later!

[@BuenButter6211]

Late to the party but MargORK Thatcher is a welcomed sight for sore eyes, she's perfect as a Warboss

[@minutehammer]

She’s gonna lead the ultimate waagh to reclaim all the territory of the British empire!

[@whistlerdan7718]

The fact that Ghaz was actually named after Margaret Thatcher makes this a whole lot better

[@minutehammer]

That’s was made me decide what faction she’ll play! She’s truly the war boss!

[@Terrgore]

He wasn't.

[@liamace1107]

Thank you, I was scared this timeline was mostly just horror. Glad to know it's a mix of hilarious, horrific confusion instead

[@minutehammer]

Happy to hear I could inject some humor into an otherwise depressing timeline!

[@professionalbigboi5924]

I am British and I approve this message WAAAAAAAAGH

[@minutehammer]

Glad someone from beans on toast land approves of this shitpost!

[@larsmios157]

Your Videos are fun to watch, pls make more!

[@minutehammer]

Thank you so much for the kind words! More is coming very soon.

[@Tracer_Krieg]

And GW's analogy for Gahzgull has come to life, and my god it is glorious! WAAAAAAGH!

[@minutehammer]

She’s coming to retake the Falklands from all the South American gitz!

[@hector_campus]

Hey buddy nice video, for future videos of margaret thatcher i suggest you one funny thing , there is old ork figure conversion holding a banner with margaret picture , when margaret say things like "get them boyz" or "kill them" , a ork noble with the profile of the ork banner can say dwan of war ork quotes like " okey bozz" or " we' goo".

[@minutehammer]

Oh damn, I didn’t know that existed! If I can find it online I’ll definitely utilize it the next time I feature her.

[@Mrkabrat]

Makes sense why the Gretchin Revolutionary Comittee came to be. The Warboss has been closing mines!

[@minutehammer]

This This made me laugh way more than it should’ve.

[@optnicko75]

Some delicious content indeed!

[@minutehammer]

Glad you enjoyed the video! More to come very soon.

[@sir-reynauld-the-kleptomaniac]

Can’t wait for the next video good work!

[@minutehammer]

The next video was just released today! Check it out should you be interested:) And thanks for the kind words!

[@DeltaLeader309]

Next UA, I want to see Donny get a hold of those Orks.

[@minutehammer]

Oh the presidential gang will get their revenge soon enough!

[@berkaltuglu8140]

Clinton's WAAAAAAAAAAGH! is too powerful.

[@minutehammer]

It’s Thatcher, but I’m sure Hillary would be an excellent War Boss too!

[@phoenixyo9987]

I wanna see Dark Eldar Bill clinton, That is a combination if Ive ever heard of one

[@minutehammer]

Dark Eldar Bill Clinton will be featured soon!

[@blacktemplar1139]

I'm gonna drop you like I dropped the economy! -Dreadnought Reagon

[@minutehammer]

He’s coming to crash the value of ork teeth!

[@blacktemplar1139]

@@minutehammer He comes to bring damnation to the Chaos currency

[@doc43souls74]

So Thatcher plays Orks. Alright. Btw - you finally made a video about Unification. Yay.

[@minutehammer]

I made one before! It was the 2nd Presidents play video.

[@henkiscool321]

Great content

[@minutehammer]

Thank you so much! Really appreciate the kind words.

[@awesomehpt8938]

Just an idea. Maybe have Richard Nixon in one of these videos if possible? He’s definitely not a crook whilst playing Dawn of war I reckon.

[@minutehammer]

Nixon is definitely on the list of potential presidents to bring into these vids!

[@twitchybristles]

I was not prepared for Warboss Margaret Thatcher. Incredible.

[@minutehammer]

Nobody was prepared for her, especially the poor presidents she overwhelmed. Glad you enjoyed the video too!

[@thuzan117]

now all we need is chaos John Bolton and Necron Mitch McConnel.

[@minutehammer]

McConnel would be a GREAT fit for necrons. Damn!

[@marryiguana8100]

“The fuckin fish heads” “8ft tall weaponised autism freight trains” “Dark eldar bill Clinton” Holy shit 😂

[@minutehammer]

I like to pride myself on the funny dialogue, xD

[@jerry-p2n]

Looking forward to the rematch.

[@minutehammer]

Stay tuned! It’s coming soon!

[@JohnDoe-xv9du]

Maggy is literally just a reagan

[@minutehammer]

The Bri’ish Reagan!

[@CStone-xn4oy]

And God bless her for that.

[@JohnDoe-xv9du]

@@CStone-xn4oy ding dong, the witch is dead.

[@tedsmalldik3248]

Loved this one and also being a fan of 40K

[@minutehammer]

Happy to hear you liked it!

[@funbro99]

Tbh as much as space marine make sense Id picture himself as imperial guard.

[@minutehammer]

I can see that for Trump, yeah. But I chose Obama for the guard due to their indiscriminate bombing.

[@funbro99]

@@minutehammer true true but then again space marines arr more likely to just drone strike a civvie area for some chaos marines Either way it makes sense and is a neat video.

[@awesomehpt8938]

So are we gonna see bill clinton playing the dark Eldar?

[@minutehammer]

Precisely! Very soon.

[@joriankell1983]

Top notch bantz. Very good.

[@minutehammer]

Thanks a ton! Happy to hear you enjoyed the content.

[@SGT_STOIC]

Dawn of War 4 couldn't come sooner.

[@minutehammer]

Yes please! If only DoW 3 didn’t kill the series stone dead.

[@BruderSenf]

@@minutehammer DoW 3?! never heard about that , sure you wasnt having a feaver dream?

[@mortus439]

Duude, that's hilarious, I adore your videos and the general idea of presidents playing dawn of war, will they try to replay and compensate their loss this time?

[@minutehammer]

Thanks a ton! Happy to hear you’re enjoying the content. And the next video will be up later today to show them kicking ass together.

[@agencyisland5077]

Weaponized autism freight trains killed me

[@minutehammer]

Trump’s chapter has a extra dosing of autism!

[@JoshMC2000]

Fucking fatcher leading a waaaaa i love it

[@minutehammer]

She’s gonna retake all the former colonies with her massive Bri’ish waaaagh

[@ashermaster3240]

I love these videos. I wonder who's going to be necrons?

[@minutehammer]

You’ll find out soon enough! I’ve got a few potential candidates to decide from.

[@helvetic4505]

Gotta love a good britbashing :D still some videos to go and can't wait to see if and how you'll be bashing other countries, as a Swiss and German you awoke some high expectations based on the on point humor I saw so far

[@Steve055]

I really do wish these were longer videos still great videos nevertheless.

[@minutehammer]

The next video is likely going to be a fair bit longer! Hang tight.

[@zipperdan3969]

AHHH MAGURAK THATCHER THW PROFIT OF THE ORKS!!!!

[@minutehammer]

She’s returned to lead the Bri’ish waagh to reclaim the Bri’ish empire!

[@chasebladesword1211]

0:40 Now I wanna see the president's fight dark Eldar bill clinton

[@minutehammer]

That’s actually the next video that’s being made! Hang tight, it’ll be here in a few days!

[@thomasholden3323]

Boris for Chaos undivided 😂

[@minutehammer]

Hmm…perhaps! I’ve still got to sort out who’s gonna play Chaos.

[@justbull6841]

Eight foot tall weaponized autism train freight -Description of a Space Marine

[@minutehammer]

Especially Donald’s chapter!

[@HistoryNerd8765]

I love this meme of them all being shit-talking bffs.

[@minutehammer]

It’s really a wholesome change from the otherwise aneurism-inducing experience of real politics, for sure!

[@jjustice]

Ive always played Ultimate apocalypse but I wanna do this co-op gamemode

[@jjustice]

where do i get

[@minutehammer]

This is the Unification mod. Not a ultimate Apocalypse. Im not sure if UA features a survival mode.

They need a rematch asap, and maybe get Alex Jones, he's basically any Warhammer character 😂

[@minutehammer]

Alex would definitely be a neat guest character to feature!

[@leo_v8214]

Even in death i still drop the economy had me wheezing lmfaoooo

[@minutehammer]

Glad that it made you laugh! Knew that line was a good one.

[@Pippippipvk]

At first I thought Hillary Cliton is going to lead the Orks but when Margaret Thatcher took the stage I was laughing my ass of. So since we have the Iron Lady now can we get the Iron Chancellor aswel? :3

[@minutehammer]

Would be VERY hard to find good quality recordings of Bismarck’s voice for ElevenLabs to work with. But I can certainly try it!

[@Nostroman_Praetor]

Ghazkull is literally named after Thatcher so this is pretty great.

[@minutehammer]

Main reason why I decided to make her lead the orks!

[@tsarzamancorpdna]

Ah yes warboss thatcha Bonez Masha time to run it back like its Ullanor

[@minutehammer]

Gonna make the Great Crusade look tame in comparison!

[@eagle_and_the_dragon]

The only thing that can unite Americans: hurting or helping the British.

[@ganonstonebreaker4231]

I mean, you could always roll out the French.

[@USandGlobal]

@@ganonstonebreaker4231that means the Americans and British will unite against the French then 😂😂

[@minutehammer]

Facts, really! THROW THE TEA INTO THE WARP PORTAL!

[@nobilesnovushomo58]

All those orks are Norf Fighting Club.

[@minutehammer]

Choppa and shoota foightin cloob!

[@salsolo2137]

I fucking love the fact that they keep reviving dreadnought Reagan jesus

[@minutehammer]

ONLY IN RESIGNATION DOES DUTY END

[@dawidkaczmarek8639]

all the gretchin in cages I'm dying :D

[@minutehammer]

Knew someone would get the joke!

[@Playerblu11]

God i love orc speach

[@minutehammer]

WEZ GOT EM BOIS

[@jackneighbour7605]

that is phenomenal

[@minutehammer]

Thank you so much! Happy to hear you enjoyed it.

[@Predator20357]

So who would the other factions be? Chaos Marines as a Confederate General? Sister of Battle as some religious Libertarian? The Dark Eldar and Eldar as Bill and Hillary Clinton?

[@minutehammer]

I’ve got a few potential candidates for the various chaos factions, just you wait!

[@Predator20357]

@@minutehammer Amazing

[@ptbot3294]

If only they were like that in real life...

[@minutehammer]

Shame reality is so depressing…

[@SnowLynx_Dragon2]

My favorite character is Dreadnought Reagan 😂

[@minutehammer]

He really does seem to be a fan favorite!

[@robertnowakowski8870]

What an insane DoW Content in 2023 Ahahaha.

[@minutehammer]

Keeping the game alive one video at a time!

[@davyw.2571]

More combat against Thatcher orks now haha 😂

[@minutehammer]

They’ll clash again very soon! Hang tight.

[@garrusvakarian678]

Isn't make more sense Thatcher be a Sister of Battle???

[@RoboticPope]

Thatcher as an Ork is funny, because they are the opposite of her. Mrs Thatcher spoke very proper upper class English accent. To hear her speaking common working class English language like an Ork is ridiculous and funny.

[@minutehammer]

This ^ I did originally have her play as the Sisters of Battle but decided to change it last minute and re-record the match.

[@garrusvakarian678]

@@minutehammer For me "Iron Lady" looks like more a sister of battle veteran name than a work. Awesome work,btw

[@vladline1882]

Donald should comment on current Banks too. Under the Tau reign of Joe

[@minutehammer]

Oh damn, he really should bring that up in the next video. Thanks for idea!

[@MustardGaseous2099]

The ronald regan line was too quick but still great video

[@MustardGaseous2099]

Also about the minute hammer content there hasn’t been a lore short in a while

[@minutehammer]

I’m gonna get back into lore shorts soon! I’m just pre-recording multiple of them so I have content to post consistently.

[@minutehammer]

And the AI I use tends to go at whatever speed it wants, but I can definitely manually edit the speed next time.

[@MustardGaseous2099]

@@minutehammer I know and thats nice but I can’t find the old one anymore

[@KrazyPeopleGaming]

Thatcher being the warboss was a funny move but I am curious what the map you used was? Would love to try that map out.

[@minutehammer]

It’s called Vyasastan! I played it with the Unification mod so I’m not entirely sure if it’s in the vanilla game.

[@KrazyPeopleGaming]

@@minutehammer Thanks a bunch! Didn't expect it to be vanilla, haven't touched vanilla SS in many a year haha.

[@raiden440]

Thatcher is perfect cuz fun fact: Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka is somewhat based on Margaret Thatcher Mag uruk = Margaret Thraka = Thatcher

[@minutehammer]

We all know that’s what GW was doing despite claiming they just “made it up”

[@Deist77]

All those poor young gretchen in cages on the southern front LOOOOOOL!!!

[@minutehammer]

Knew someone would get that joke, glad it make you laugh!